#alcohol

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

#tintin #adventures of tintin #fanart #photoset #modern au #snowy #milou #captain haddock #archibald haddock #professor calculus #cuthbert calculus #the crab with the golden claws #the shooting star #secret of the unicorn #explorers on the moon #tintin in tibet #youtube #tintin would get cancelled after someone films his dog drinking wine #alcohol #alcohol tw #calculus runs a science communication and engineering channel that's absolutely huge #but he never mentions it to the others #haddock only has a facebook

[syoddeye]

asking the 141, los vaqueros, kate, nik, farah, or alex to watch your drink.

cw: obvs alcohol mention

price. places a coaster over it and continues on with his conversation. one guy approaches, but before he can even open his mouth, price shoots him a glare. (poor fella was just gonna ask him to move so he could reach the jukebox.)

gaz. hand over heart, honored to be asked. sneaks a sip though, because 1) it looks delicious and 2) indirect kiss. when he hands it back, he taps his cheek once. pay up.

soap. licks the condensation off the glass as a joke, i licked it so it’s mine, only to make it too slippery to hold. drops it. shatters the glass. red-faced and muttering when you come back to a new drink. it’s completely different.

ghost. he seems to take it seriously and covers it with his whole hand. hands it back with a finger dipped into it and smirks.

alejandro. steals a sip, immediately winces at the cheaper liquor. gets you a new drink. the same one, top shelf, on his tab. immediately asks if you taste the difference.

rudy. oh he’s quietly thrilled you asked, but he acts like he’s not watching it. because he’s kind of daring someone to even glance the wrong way at your drink.

kate. agrees to, and orders of the guys to grab a water for you, too. teases you about your taste in liquor/beer, and offers to order you her favorite to try.

nik. you don’t ask anyone to watch your drink, but nothing escapes nik. without pausing his conversation, he grabs your glass and sets it next to his. affectionately scolds you when you return.

farah. she actually offers when you get up to go to the bathroom. she’s not too worried about anything happening, the two of you can handle yourselves. she orders you a snack to share, and grins when it arrives just as you sit back down.

alex. giddy you asked him, he likes that you feel safe with him. smiles the whole goddamn time he’s holding it, too. but he drops it when he goes to hand it back. pays for the replacement.

#alcohol #tw alcohol #cw alcohol #price #soap #ghost #gas #alejandro vargas #rudy parra #kate laswell #nikolai cod #farah karim #alex keller #tf 141 #los vaqueros #I should be sleeping but instead I’m being silly again

[pokemonwearingsportsmerch]

#palafin #miami dolphins #football #nfl #alcohol

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Paul Mescal in All of Us Strangers (Andrew Haigh, 2023)

#All of Us Strangers #Andrew Haigh #Paul Mescal #2023 #elevator #queer #lgtb #lgtbi #lgtbiq #loneliness #Andrew Scott #alcohol #drink

[xmaveria]

Today I bestow a divorced aromantic dad

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #aro #aromantic #now I'm off chaoo #alcohol

[urm0o0m]

Synopsis: You and Nanami were together for 5 months now and you both have never had sex together. Neither of you were virgins but you've only had sex maybe once or twice before your current relationship. Kento invites you over and he tells you that you both have to talk. You grab your things and head over to the house where you walk in to see Nanami man spreading, leaning back on the couch holding a low-ball glass with whiskey in it.

Content Warning: Smoking weed, drinking, light impact play, spitting, praise, degradation, pet names (Love, Doll, Baby Girl & Princess), Face fucking, AFAB! reader, Sub & Bottom Reader, Dom & Top Nanami, masturbation, Cow girl, light overstimulation and brief aftercare 𓂃 ࣪˖ ཐིཋྀ

“Kento?” I ask. “What did you need to talk to me about?” Nanami gestures for me to sit next to him and I do so. He pulls a small black velvet box into his lap that used to sit next to him and pulls out a blunt along with a zippo lighter. “I thought you quit…?” I say to fill the silence between us other than the music. “I did. But then I had a thought and that thought led me to another and now we have to have this conversation” Kento sets the blunt against his lips and he ignites the flame before pulling the lighter to it.

He takes a long drag of the weed, throwing his head back and allowing the smoke to escape from his lips. ‘God he looks so fucking hot when he smokes’ I thought to myself. Nanami takes another drag before blowing o’s in my direction and inhaling the last one he does. He exhales once more. “I’ve come to the realization that you’re too sweet for me. We are opposites and our relationship can’t possibly work.” My eyes widen and I say “What the hell are you talking about? Our relationship is just fine?!” Kento chuckles. “Of course you think that. You would do anything for me. Won’t you, Love?” I nod, the concoction of love and lust apparent in my eyes.

“I would” He takes another drag from his blunt, his free hand pulling my chin up and he presses my lips to his, moving the toxic smoke from his lungs to mine. Nanami breaks the kiss before saying “That’s the problem. You can’t think for yourself and I don’t want you to end up like a mindless cock hungry bimbo” I slipped from off of the couch, landing on the floor in between his legs, my hands starting from his knees and moving up his thighs. “Love, you’re playing a dangerous game here”

I begin unbuckling his belt. “Please? Just let me show you how much of a perfect pair we are” Kento takes a long sip of his drink, placing the glass on the coffee table before taking another drag. I pull my shirt off of my body, revealing my breasts that were cupped so perfectly by my blue lace bra. Nanami chuckles.  “Did you want this to happen? You thought I was calling you over here to fuck you?” I chuckle, shaking my head. “Don’t flatter yourself. I just didn’t feel like looking for a different bra” 

“Oh really? Take the pants off then” I stand up, pulling my pants off and revealing my matching lace panties. “I take it you didn’t feel like looking for other panties but you wanted to find the matching set?” I blush, looking away. “Knees pretty girl”  I get on my knees in between his legs again, this time making quick work of Nanami's pants and boxers. I take Kento's tip into my mouth and work the rest of his length with my left hand and he groans.

“God damn. You sure you’ve only had sex twice?” I giggle a little bit before saying “Mhm. I’m just that good” Nanami takes another drag from his blunt before saying “Allow me to draw my own conclusions, Doll” I begin to swirl my tongue around his tip, my eyes eagerly watching him as he takes another drag and doing a ghost. I begin to take more and more of him into my mouth. Kento lets out another low groan. The smoke fills the air as Nanami exhales. 

I decided to take him into my mouth fully and I felt his cock begin to slip into my throat. I gag a little bit and when I go to pull my head up Kento's hand keeps my head down on his dick. I choke a little bit as I try to pull myself up but eventually stop. Nanami finally lets go of my head and I say “Fuck my face” He chuckles, lifting my chin and forcing my gaze to meet his. “Are you sure that’s what you want Princess?” I swallow, nodding. 

“Yes please” Kento places the blunt in the ashtray on the coffee table before saying “Open” I stick my tongue out, drool beginning to run down my chin. “Good girl,” Nanami purrs, his cock entering my mouth. His hand pushed my head down, having me bob up and down on his erection. My hand slips into my panties, creating gentle circles around my clit. The more he fucks my throat, the more aroused I found myself getting. 

I ruined the panties I was currently wearing and my slick was beginning to run down my thigh. My fingers dipped into my cunt, curling up and pressing into my g-spot. I moaned around his dick and he laughed. “Look at you. You don’t have an ounce of self control. The moment I started fucking your throat you just couldn’t wait to touch that slutty cunt of yours” The degradation was going straight to my cunt.I could barley even think straight. All I wanted was him deep inside of my pussy.

Kento pulled me off of his dick and I whined. He helped me into his lap and he drank the last little bit of his whiskey before spitting in my mouth and kissing me. He then takes another pull from his blunt and pulls me in for a deeper kiss. Nanami's tongue begins exploring my mouth as he transfers the smoke, his tongue tastes like whiskey. Nanami takes another drag of his blunt before putting the blunt out on my neck, causing me to let out a soft whimper.

Kento places a soft kiss on the burn mark before creating a hickey on top of it. I began to rock my hips back and forth, wanting some kind of friction against my clit as he littered my neck with hickies and love bites. “Look at you. Already turning into an air-head and all you’ve done is had my cock down your throat.” “I want you inside of me. Please let me ride you” I say, lifting my hips and beginning to line his dick up with my cunt. 

Nanami doesn’t answer but instead he pulls my hips down, my pussy enveloping his cock. He throws his head back again. “God damn Doll. You’re so fucking tight. Are you sure you’ve had sex before me?” I nod. “That just means my pussy was made for your cock” Kento slaps my ass and I let out a yelp. “You wanted to ride me right? Start bouncing on my cock then” I place my hands on his shoulders, having my hips move back and forth, grinding my hips against him.

A soft moan escapes my lips  and I bite my lip, trying to suppress the sounds, trying to come from my lips. “Come on. Be a good slut for me and let me hear those pretty noises you make” My hips begin to bounce up and down, the sounds of our pleasure ricocheting off the walls and the smell of our arousal and the weed in the air. My vision blurs for a moment, realizing that an orgasm had begun building up in my gut. “I’m gonna cum” I whisper in Nanami's ear as I pick up my pace.

“You wanna cum on my dick?” Kento asks and I nod, my legs beginning to shake. “Go ahead. Prove to me how much of a pair we are and cum on my cock” My back arches and my fingernails begin to dig into his shoulder as my orgasm washes over me. I collapse onto him and Nanami laughs. “Oh pretty girl we aren’t done yet. I haven’t filled you up yet” My eyes widen and Kento begins to buck his hips, rutting his cock deep inside of me, hitting all of my sweet spots with each thrust.

I yell out in pleasure and he continues to fuck up into me as he take off my bra and takes one of my nipples into his mouth, biting and flicking his tongue against the sensitive bud. I lose control of my neck, allowing my head to fall back as his free hand reaches down and rubs my clit. My breathing grows more rapid and I continue to moan loudly, trying not to make a mess all over his dick again. I whimper, feeling another orgasm beginning to build up and feeling Nanami's cock twitch inside of me. 

Kento begins to pick up his pace, fucking into me harder than before. My eyes slam shut “I’m cumming!!” I yell out as another powerful orgasm washes over me. Nanami groans, pulling me down onto his lap and reaching his own orgasm, filling my cunt up with his seed. Kento pulls me in for another kiss and he says “I think we were made for each other. Which means I’ll keep you around longer and keep fucking this pretty pussy” Nanami says, laying me down on the couch and pulling out as his cum begins to seep out of my pussy. 

Kento pulls his boxers back on and walks to the kitchen and gets me a bottle of water from the fridge and a snack. He sits me up and opens the bottle of water, helping me drink from it. “Thank you” I say, taking a sip of the water. “Now let's get you in the bath and in some comfortable clothes” I nod, and he picks me up, carrying me to the bathroom. He places me on the counter and begins to run the water for the bath. Nanami then sits me in the bathtub before getting in behind me. “You did so good baby girl”

Word count: 1.625

Start date: April 29, 2024 7:13 PM

End date: April 30, 2024 7:52 PM

#jjk smut #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #nanami x reader #nanami kento #jjk nanami #nanami smut #jjk kento #kento smut #kento x reader #kento x y/n #jujutsu kaisen nanami #jujutsu nanami #jjk #alcohol #cannabis #smoking #Spotify

[punkitt-is-here]

my god you're another person who cant tolerate coffee?? epic

I'm like a supertaster which sounds cool but it means I can't tolerate a lot of things haha. Soda, coffee, alcohol, some types of vegetables...it's off da table for me for the most part.

#alcohol #my posts #asks #coolkitty1654

[slavicgerman]

#random #society #america #alcohol

[na-page]

Darren Criss & Chord Overstreet | Little Shop of Horrors After Party | March 31, 2024 | 🎥 xtine

#glee singalong #was fun night #hug #darren criss #chord overstreet #little shop of horrors #alcohol #lsoh 0331 #my gifs #dc gifs

[biohazard-4ever]

Alcohol, like other drugs, has a powerful effect on the brain, producing pleasurable feelings and blunting negative feelings. These feelings can motivate some people to drink alcohol again and again, despite possible risks to their health and well-being. For example, research shows that over time, drinking to cope with stress—while it may provide temporary relief from emotional discomfort—tends to enhance negative emotional states between bouts of alcohol consumption. These changes can motivate further drinking and cause an individual to become stuck in an unhealthy cycle of alcohol consumption

A modern-day hip flask is almost always used to store hard alcohol

Leon has been shown drinking Whisky and Vodka. What is in his flask, who knows, but it is probably whisky.

When alone, he only drinks hard alcoholic drinks. When inviting friends over, he just drinks beer, probably. (Like when he invites Mike and Buddy for a few drinks)

#leon #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon scott kennedy #resident evil #tw alcohol #alcohol

[finlizziah]

I did NOT have "Finnish person struggles opening the cap (which looks like a sex toy) eldenberry flavored champagne for 10-20 minutes straight as he talks about it in tf2 chat" on my tf2 bingo, yet here we are.

#196 #tf2 #alcohol #funny #r/196 #r196 #/r/196 #rule

[somerandompairofsocks]

*ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚

#bsd chuuya #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs chuuya #chuuya nakahara #chuuya is so fucking gorgeous #fanart #beginner artist #bsd artist #digital artist #bsd fanart #bsd #bungou stray dogs art #Chuuya #Chuuya Nakahara is my favorite #alcohol #alcoholism

[welele]

Podrían haberlo representado menos durísimo.

#alcohol #volante #w3

[peepawstims]

Dionysus Stimboard

Requests are open

1 | 2 | 3

4 | X | 5

6 | 7 | 8

#stim board #stimblr #stimboard #visual stim #stim gifs #purple #purple aesthetic #wine #alcohol #muses #grapes #dionysus #pagan #helenic polytheism

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Unlike The Sun and Moon show, The Sun and Friends show will be for adults, so alcohol is a part of the show.

Here's the type of drunk the characters are.

The happy drunks: Earth, Chica, and Mr.Hippo.

The sad drunks: Sun and Stitchwraith.

The angry drunks: Scythe, Roxy, and Pigpatch.

The affectionate drunks: Eclipse, Lunar, and Ruin.

The sloppy drunks: Trashcan Man and Nedd Bear.

The reckless drunks: Hunter and Monty.

The secret drunks: Moon, Freddy, and Orville.

#Fnaf #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #montgomery gator #roxanne wolf #sundrop #moondrop #mediocre melodies #sun and moon show #sams lunar #sams eclipse #sams earth #sams bloodmoon #sams ruin #fnaf stitchwraith #trashcan man #alternate universe #alcohol

[todaysbat]

At least do the sky puppies right.

#alcohol #bat video #agave #no image description