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captora · 1 year
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Rex deserves a raise. Rex deserves to be paid. Please pay him.
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anatheyma · 4 months
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my oc art always flops would you guys be interested in seeing my tpof oc be honest
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shubaka17 · 2 months
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just had the most stressful, high profile event of my career tonight and fucked it up three ways to sunday. screamed a lil afterwards, but two hours later i don't even wanna kill myself. this is progress.
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evercelle · 19 days
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hoothootarts · 3 months
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Nifty saw a bug and said EXTERMINATE
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I can’t believe FNAF movie Mike never got paid
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Vivienne you fucking genius
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sophfandoms53 · 8 months
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Striker slowly losing his sanity because no one in this damn show can take anything seriously is so funny to me im sorry😭
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sheikfangirl · 27 days
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Goddessdammit Linky, pull yourself together!! I headcanon that after the "The Dragon's Tears" and "Crisis at Hyrule Castle" quests, Link's behavior is so erratic and self-destructive that Purah and the sages strap him to chair and make an INTERVENTION!! They are WORRIED!! 😢 Poor Link misses Zelda so much💔💔💔
But! he has FRIENDS and they CARE FOR HIM ♥♥ ------
PS: Yup, it's a shameless homage to Edna Mode
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No matter how big they get, they’ll always be a little sibling
I bet it’s a point of pride for Raph that he can so easily cart his brothers around, no matter how big they get! It’s so cute how they use him like a jungle gym. The unmade episode where it showed how close he and Mikey once were leaves a bit of a bittersweet feeling that really hits home for someone who also was close to their oldest sibling in a way much different than we are now.
When I was little I was so used to just being hauled around like a sack of flour, be it by my parents or siblings, that I would constantly ask to be carried everywhere. This is particularly inspired by my oldest sister, who would do strength training by carrying me on her back on hikes alongside her weighted equipment. Absolute madwoman.
Imagine some bad guy gets the upper hand, but Raph just lets his brothers off his shell like Goku taking off his training weights and punches them to oblivion lol
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shadow4-1 · 11 days
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I'm just imagining being a double agent sent to infiltrate the 141 and kill Ghost, except you're smarter than all the men who've tried. You know brute force won't get you where you need to be, so instead you pretend to be a sweet little medic who's got a crush on him.
And when he finally takes you to bed, and you've got him underneath you, you pull out a pocket knife and press it to his jugular.
And he just cums. Hard.
He's not phased in the slightest, even when his orgasm finally ends and theres a little blood trickling down his neck. He just chuckles up at you, seemingly taking your confusion for awe.
"Could've just told me yer into that kinky shit, Love."
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critterbitter · 3 months
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Ingo doesn’t know it yet, but his earnest compliments and lilipup enthusiasm has earned him a life long fan.
Masterpost for more shenanigans!
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Red Hood and his adopted goons but 19-year-old Jason taking his goons to the doctor because health is important and none of them have gotten a tetanus shot in the last decade.
The pediatrician wondering how to explain to Red Hood that she sees kids, not forty-year-old henchmen.
At least three goons sitting in the waiting area while they wait for the others, comparing their bandaids to see who got the best one.
One goon gets a Batman bandaid and the next week the pediatric clinic receives a bulk order of custom Red Hood bandaids along with boxes of Wonder Woman and Green Lantern ones.
Half the goons haven’t been to a normal doctor since they were kids so the one time Red Hood takes them to someone other than a pediatrician they are greatly disappointed by the lack of suckers and cat stickers.
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hideawayfairy · 6 months
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*Ozzie hearing that the contract was gonna give Crimson all of his factory assets*
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Ozzie: *Mildly Annoyed*
*Ozzie hearing that Crimson was gonna use Fizz as a wall decoration*
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Ozzie: *Actually angered and ready to kill*
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0skyheaven0 · 8 months
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Why is no one talking about Stolas wearing little shorts? He's bringing a look in this regal romp and no one is saying anything about it.
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mxwhore · 28 days
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@jonmartinweek 2024: season one - first kiss
[ID: A Magnus Archives comic set in season one. Jon looks backwards nervously, then happily holds out a bag of cat food, making "pss pss pss" sounds as a meowing cat happily walks up to him. Jon kneels and smiles as the cat licks one of his hands, exclaiming, "Ah! Well, thank you. I feel truly appreciated."
The perspective changes to show Martin hiding behind a brick wall, holding a bag of cat treats himself. He's blushing and has a hand to his face in bewildered shock. In the background, Jon continues happily petting the cat, going, "Aren't you such a sweet thing..." End ID]
tipjar • patreon
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