Mile: So i'm gonna (somehow, mysteriously) get this gay fucking show bankrolled
Everyone: Wow KP was amazing! Thanks so much!
Mile: and then i'm gonna fucking bankroll this world tour show
Everyone: Wow thats even more amazing! Thanks!
Mile: And we're gonna recreate scenes from the show
Everyone: aha you're doing so much! Thanks Mile!
Mile: specifically the scene where I get to kiss apo
Everyone: Ecxuse the me fuc?k did you ju
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when bitches ignore me istg i go psycho like what could you possibly be doing that’s better than texting me back??? ur mother better be fucking dead if you not only didn’t respond, but left me on fucking READ
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cas would not kiss dean first. dean would also not kiss cas first. this is their tragedy. but a shapeshifter or some kind of monster clone or djinn dream would initiate the first kiss and they would 100% return it. or the real dean and cas would've just simply fallen together somehow like tripped and fell and gravity would bring their mouths together whoops anyway they'd both take it from there - and that's not fate pulling strings it's just dumb luck for these two dumbasses (affectionate)
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That evening the men were practicing archery on the green. Bill Door had carefully ensured a local reputation as the worst bowman in the entire history of toxophily; it had never occurred to anyone that putting arrows through the hats of bystanders behind him must logically take a lot more skill than merely sending them through a quite large target a mere fifty yards away.
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man
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I realized this morning that I've never designed a Ḩ̵̛̘̤͙͔̝̫̖̻̦̞͙̺̅̿͘͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝l̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ǹ̷̨͍̮̥̹̘͙̗̻̬̬̜̥̮̃̒̈́̽͗̿̍̄̂̏͆͠͝ in my style well here ¿she? is!
This is h€r most human appearance!
🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🧚♀️🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀
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An exhibition video demonstrating how to kill Mario fourteen times in a single combat turn in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. There is no benefit to doing this.
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s3 secret steddie where steve gets badly injured during starcourt, and his emergency contact is wayne munson. bc the dude loves him like a son and his actual dad never fucking picks up anyways. might as well have someone nearby, who cares, written down instead.
cue everyone discovering that steve has a secret boyfriend (fucking eddie munson, of all people!?) because he and wayne turn up at the hospital frantic after they were contacted and basically told "ur steve harringtons emergency contact. he is actively dying and there's a small crowd gathered in his hospital room that we can't fucking get rid of. what's ur eta??"
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“Your time in this world is over.” 🐦⬛🪦
Finally finished Death’s Door, amazing game I would rlly recommend! I loved Titan Souls when it came out so the epilogue made my heart really happy :’) I cannot wait to see what Acid Nerve makes next!
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