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quonit37 · 6 years

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My live reaction "Can’t Go back” and “A Single Pale Rose”

man it took me too long to edit this

Rules:

Q = Quonit, me.

K = @snakeandapples??? i dunno the url didn’t work so who knows

Q: fine if i message or should i not haha live reaction to episodes

K: No go right on ahead lol

Q: aw ty

awww peri

goodnight steven

RANALDO WHATER YOU DOING HERE

K: being amazing

Q: yes

what is at the lighthouse

oh did you find lapis or smth

to the moon

K: lol that game is sd Q: haha steven should get a moonbase BARN to the moon lion K: lion is th best Q: bubble steven rolly rolly

K: hamster ball steven Q: I mean where else would she put the barn on EARTH?? what a silly idea MEEPMORP hi murals hi hear you lapis hi there K: I like that he keeps calling them meepmorps and not art Q: hehe it is the nickname lapis do not be sad be happy shhhh orb thing awww orb nice cool orb peri :smile: K: the orb is pretty great Q: peri and pearl TRAINING that is epic peri you are wonderful lapis do not be sad man you traveled far amethyst ponytail WHAT IF SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENED?!?! SONG K: I love how peridot fits into the group so seamlessly now Q: yesss dancing so beautiful this show is beautiful lapis you should be happy ya steven is here for you oh more song ya this song is wonderful lapis ghost ya people love you lapis lapis is wonderful

K: man I rally love how beautifully these episodes are animated. Like they are absolutely stunning. So fluid and dynamic Q: ^^^

'MORPS “the moon sucks” alright K: lol Q: ya they could steven sleepy lapis should sleep or you know leave steven on the moon K: it is like the middle of the night for him Q: oh damn another pinkdream aw don't scooled her K: or I suppose early morning and he didn't get sleep Q: pfft ya haha sad diamond oh hey pearl or not pearl shape shifting? idk wtf hey lapis K: nightmare pearl

Q: no it's a flashback LAPIS NO NO LAPIS LAPIS IT'S A DREAM A STEVEN PAST DREAM YOU ARE WE LOVE YOU JUST BECAUSE OYUHAVE A DIFFERENT MINDSET MEANS NOTHING LAPIS NOOOO dammit K: Lapis's ptsd is too strong, man

Q: ^

oh boy wow next episode HEY PEARL tell us your secrets miss K: I love amethyst in this ep

Q: damn i love ame PEARL CALL MYSTERY GIRL hahah

K: lol right Q: pfft amethyst is wonderful lol lol pearl is great yesss the pocket dimention if only she did the dance thing

Q: lol hand thing amethyst help her lol K: it's been a while since we saw pearl perform to retrieve things from her gem

Q: dammit sad huh! learning to text liar or something imagine her preforming every time she pulled something out wtf K: lol right?

Q: get the phone alright then goin the gem hehe that was fun pfft this is great pfffft i love this pearl oh no oh shiet

K: compartmentalizing surface pearl? Q: yes One of the pearls is texting her sorry surface pearl lol yet another level has been added oh hey is this regenerating awwww I LOVE HIS GIRL

K: she has a lot of depth

Q: don't be sad EXIST WHERE IS THE CELLPHONE awww i love this girl oh yet another layer this looked like hell oh shit war pearl REPRESSED WAR MEMORIES K: y u p well, compartmentalized Q: oh shit another layer crying rose rose pearl? gem memories this episode is great K: it really is Q: rose and pearl i love them NO ROSE don't kill people wert WUT HEY PINK K: okay, ngl i just cackled Q: SO NO WONDER PEARL NEVER SHAPESHIFTS TRAUMATIC MEMORIES butt

K: i hadn't thought of that, but it makes sense

Q:what is this

well i was always bothered that she never shapeshifted ever in the show

i always have been

for YEARS

dammit

pink was a sweetie

hi pearl

phone

watching this episode backwards

K: lol

Q: pearl

wtf

WHAT

WHAT TEH FUCK

FUCKING WHAT

SAPPHIRE

K: omg i know right

Q: SO IT TURNED OUT

THAT STUPID THEORY

WAS RIGHT

K: Y U P

Q: ALL AFUCKING LONG

K: I SURE WAS

Q: AND SO WAS THAT OTHER ONE WHERE PEARL KILLED PD

WHAT THE FUCK

STEVEN

YOU ARE NTO A QUARTS APPARENTLY

EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

WHAT THE HELL

K: like I always thought pearl was either pink or white's, especially after we saw yellow pearl

Q: well i thought she was white's because white is a color that is all colors so it'd make sense for pearl to have more colors

BUT WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS

FUCKING

WHAT THE HELL

SO ROSE QUARTZ

K: lol rose and pearls relationship is suddenly more fucked up than it was

Q: NEVER EXISTED

HEY ROSE

HEY GREG

HEY GARNET

HEY AMETHYST

HEY ANYBODY AND EVERYBODY FROM HOMEWOLD

FUCKING

PINK DIAMOND IS STEVEN

FUCK

what the fuck

i have no idea what the fuck this show is anymmore

everything is a lie K: lol

Q: i need to rewatch this episode again but i need to sleep

THIS ENTIRE FUCKING SHOW

WHAT THE FUCK

K: it's so good

Q: it is and i watched it from the beginning and loved it

the fucking hell though

K: like, now i know how my mom felt when she saw Empire Strikes Back in the theater and found out Vader is Luke's dad

Q: no wonder pearl felt betrayed when rose and greg got together

sorry i mean

HEY GREG

GUESS WHAT

ROSE QUARTS NEVER EXISTED, THAT WAS PINK DIAMOND

FUCKIN

I THINK THIS IS WORSE NOW

dammit

okay so thing:

K: no wonder pearl felt betrayed when she found out Lion was Rose's

Q: i was told never to watch the episodes until the series finished but now there is nothing i can do

OH SHITE

THAT MAKES SENSE

SO MANY THINGS

ROSE WAS AN ACT

PEARL

WHAT THE FUCK

STEVEN

IS A DIAMOND

what will centipede think of this

WHAT ABOUT JASPER

"hey jasper not only am i rose quartz i am pink fuckin diaMOND apparently"(edited)

K: lol they're both too corrupted to know

Q: eh whatever

was peri in that room K: didn't look like it

Q: no she's gonna have to figure it out later

ALSO LAPIS

HEY LAPIS

GUESS FUCKIN WHAT

K: Y E A H

Q: LAPIS THERE IS ALREADY A DIAMOND ON EARTH

AND HER NAME

IS STEVEN

K: he's no longer steven quartz universe

but steven diamond universe

Q: he is STEVEN DIAMOND UNIVERSE

OR STEVEN PINK UNIVERSE

whatever he likes more

pearl the fuck

K: he has thought about dying his hair pink

Q: THIS IS TRUE

wait doesn't it hurt to shapeshift that long

K: lol i saw someone say that rose kept an even bigger woman from greg

Q: lol

wait what happened

K: i think it has to do with her being a diamond

Q: ya she is powerful

or reform in whatever way you want

K: maybe that's really what her room in the temple was for

Q: get gem bits and then reform as a rose

HEY

so... what about the original rose...

no no there was none...

so pink diamond made up a backstory with her pearl...

pearl played as rose for some time

HEY THAT IS WHY SHE WAS SO MANY COLORS

SO SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO ANYBODY

now that that is figured out

and Pink diamond after pearl was done being rose took over the rose persona forever

after the war too...

then there was earth and greg and steven

STEVEN

i think i have it figured out did i misunderstand something

K: mmm idk

there are still a lot of mysteries, i think

Q: also that backstory on rose was faked

so of course Sapphire is upset

man

i remember my favorite episode

K: all i know for certain is that rose/pd is not a nice being

Q: keystone motel

oh shit

ruby was angry

AND NOW SAPPHIRE ANGRY

SHE YELLED

K: yeah

Q: HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW ALL OF YOUR LIVES ARE A LIE

K: lying is one thing both ruby and sapphire consistently fall apart over

Q: this isn't bullshit all of those stupid theories are true

first it was pearl, then it was THEY'RE FUCKING EXISTENCE AS GARNET ya because rose NEVER EXISTED

i need to sleep but that episode successfully made me love this show more

honestly

K: not this rose, at least

th others were all bubbled

Q: That may be my new favorite episode after nearly 3 years of keystone motel YES

they were though

K: likely to keep anyone from finding out she isn't a rose

Q: nah they are tied i love them both too much

how long were they planning that ahhhh

THAT PLAN

K: this? clearly from the beginning

Q: EXACTLY

I NEED TO SLEEP

SHIT

THAT WAS

K: S A M E

Q: GAH

PINK AND PEARL HAD A PLAN ALL ALONG

K: i know i need to scream about it more too

Q: AND THAT WAS ROSE

AND ROSE WAS PINK

fuckinn

HEY STEVEN

YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

YOU MAY BE THE ONLY ONE

WHO'S ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS A LIE

i need to sleep

K: okay I finished that row of crochet, thank

lol

and I too desperately need bed

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j-star-art · 6 years

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Steven Universe Episode “Can’t go back” and “A single pale rose”

EVERYTHING UNDER THIS IS SPOILERS TO THESE TWO EPISODE!

Reaction of “Can’t go back”

LAPIS CARE SO MUCH! *Gasp* Will Lapis actually be a crystal gem!! OMG LAPIS IS GOING TO SAY YES!! WHAT ANOTHER DIAMOND DREAM? Is it because Steven is in these diamond bases? That looks like a pearl.... wait... WAIT DID PEARL SHATTER PINK DIAMOND? Because... a pearl did not scream about her diamond when the shattering happened....... OMG! WAIT! LAPIS DON”T PANIC! NONONO YOU WERE GOING TO BE WITH PEOPLE THAT CARE! NONONO COME BACK! PEARL WAS HOLDING THE SWORD... BUT IT’S NOT STRONG ENOUGH... RIGHT? OMG STEVEN IS GOING TO CONFRONT PEARL! AHHH GOT TO KEEP WATCHING

Reaction to “ A single Pale Rose”

OMG OMG OMG! HAHAHA Pearl had not used that phone yet?! CUTE but Amethyst don’t get me wrong I love you but LET STEVEN TALK TO PEARL! THEY BETTER ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS IN THIS EPISODE. I CAN’T WAIT TILL 3 MONTHS LATER FOR THEM TO TALK AGAIN. AWWWW Pearl loves Steven so much :D but PLEASE ANSWER THE QUESTION! DID YOU DO IT!!!!! OH THANK GOD! FINALLY ASK HER STEVEN. Wow Steven nice way to bring a topic up. OMG PEARL.... SHE DID THAT WHEN STEVEN WAS FEELING LOST ABOUT CONNIE.... WAS PEARL GOING TO TELL HIM THEN? WHY IS SHE AVOIDING IT SO OBVIOUSLY!! DID YOU DO IT!! OMG Pearl wants to talk now? OMG maybe she will just text it out? PEARL WHY ARE YOU LYING! Wait... did Amethyst do it? But Pearl would know... YOU CAN GO INTO PEARL’S GEM??? CAN YOU DO THAT WITH THE OTHERS. WHAT THE HELL! Omg Pearl has a pearl in her head.... omg this is kind of like inception. What so is she just holding her emotion in? So did she not get better? Okay... the mood has gotten very very VERY morbid.... OMG THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. Wait... Waaaaait... no nooooo NOOOOOO PEARL DID IT? She SHE PUT THE BLAME ON ROSE? OMG HOW DEEP ARE WE GOING FOR THIS. Wait... did Rose make her do it... It doesn’t make sense the sword is not suppose to shatter any gem. Where is Pink? Wait... Wait... nooo omg OMG OOOOMMMMG I had a theory that Pink might be alive but wanted to save earth so maybe she is somewhere? BUT I DID NOT SEE THIS? I DID NOT KNOW THEY COULD DO THAT WITH THEIR GEMS. OMG THIS EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. ROSE WAS TO OVER POWERING. THAT EXPLAIN PEARL ATTACHMENT ISSUE. SHE NEVER STOP LOVING HER DIAMOND. PEARL’S LOVE MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.... so... Steven is Pink Diamond.... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#steven universe #stevenuniverse #su #pearl #rose quartz #diamond #pink diamond #spoilers #I can't breath #i have not stopped sceaming #omg

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jenhedgehog · 6 years

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A New Addition To The Family - A Lapidot Fanfic

Chapter Six – Go Together Like A Horse And Carriage

"Lapis Lazuli, will you marry me?"

Time seemed to stand still for the Ocean Gem as her girlfriend's words echoed inside her head. She looked down at the technician, whose teal blush was becoming more and more prominent with each passing second. For a moment, Lapis felt like she was dreaming. Her mouth betrayed her as she tried to formulate her answer - but could only muster a stutter. After a few seconds, which felt like a lifetime, the blue Gem came back down to earth.

"Yes," she replied, the moonlight shimmering against the tears that were now forming in the corners of her eyes, "Of course I will, Peridot! I... I love you, too... you're my whole world..."

"W-wow..." Peridot stammered in reply, her emotions beginning to get the better of her. With a shaking hand, she slipped the gold ring out of its box and slid it onto Lapis's finger as the blue Gem watched her. Peridot smiled - it was a perfect fit. A tiny white jewel was set in the top of the ring, catching the light beautifully as Lapis moved her hand to admire it.

"That's some sort of non-sentient earth rock," Peridot quickly pointed out, "It's quite common for humans to use these as decorations."

"It's beautiful, Peridot..." Lapis whispered in awe, "Thank you..."

"No, thank you, Lapis," Peridot piped up, "Thank you for accepting my proposal!"

Lapis snorted with laughter as she pulled the small Gem into a gentle hug, tears of absolute joy running down both of their faces.

They sat in a hug which lasted for the rest of the evening, while the two newly-engaged fiancées quietly watched the stars together.

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The next morning, Peridot received a frantic call on her tablet.

“Well?! What did she say?!”

The green Gem grinned at the faces who were looking intently back at her from the screen – the Crystal Gems were all waiting with bated breath for the technician’s response.

“She said yes!” cried Peridot, as the tablet’s speakers erupted with the cheering and hollering of the other Gems - Steven and Amethyst in particular.

“Oh woooow!! Congratulations!” Steven yelled excitedly as Amethyst stood next to him, cheering at the top of her voice.

“Wait... you all knew about this?!” Lapis enquired as she walked to stand behind Peridot, staring at the screen in disbelief.

“Of course we did!” Amethyst announced proudly, “I helped out quite a lot, y’know. Dot couldn’t possibly have done all that by herself...”

“Congratulations, both of you!” Pearl called delightedly, whilst waving into the camera on Steven’s phone.

The ever-cool Garnet looked on with a grin and gave the happy couple a thumbs-up.

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A few weeks passed since Lapis and Peridot’s engagement. After a conversation with Dr Maheswaran, Peridot had managed to adjust her limb enhancers such that they could act as a monitor for the Gemling ("Don't forget where I am if you need anything, though" the doctor had reassured them). This is something that was incredibly useful, even if Peridot was becoming slightly obsessed with it. In spite of everything, she was still worrying about Lapis and their Gemling. She put it down to a maternal instinct and tried not to dwell on it too much; but with Lapis’ bump seemingly getting larger by the day, pushing her worries to the side was becoming an incredibly difficult feat for the technician.

Peridot had been sat on the sofa since the early hours of the morning, carefully analysing the Gemling's data once more. All the signs were positive; and also pointed to Lapis now being rather close to giving birth, which is something that the pair of them were overjoyed (albeit slightly nervous) about. Lapis was sat outside at the table, enjoying the cool morning air, Pumpkin sitting somewhat protectively under the table next to her. The Ocean Gem was scrolling through her fiancée’s tablet, looking at ideas for the wedding.

After a short while, Peridot stood up to go and check on the Ocean Gem - and let out a small squeak of surprise as the nearby warp pad activated. She glanced over to see who was there...

"Yo, Double-L!" came a very familiar voice. It was Amethyst – and she had both Steven and Pearl in tow. Peridot walked over to greet the other Gems as they sat themselves down at the table with Lapis. Grinning wildly, Amethyst placed a large bag of donuts in front of Lapis.

"Here we go, girl - a dozen donuts, as promised.”

"Amethyst! You can't keep giving donuts to Lapis, they have no nutritional benefits..." Pearl scolded the purple quartz.

"Relax, P! It's all good...” Amethyst looked over to Peridot and Lapis for some reassurance, “Right?”

“Yes, I believe so,” Peridot answered matter-of-factly, her eyes glued to the screen on her limb enhancers, “The statistics that I have here all point towards the Gemling being perfectly healthy. Besides, it’s far from the strangest thing that Lapis has decided to eat recently...”

Amethyst’s eyes lit up instantly.

“Oooh?” she grinned at Lapis as she leaned towards the blue Gem, eager to hear what unusual foods she’d been sampling.

“Um...” the Ocean Gem blushed slightly, “I had a slight craving for hay... and there’s plenty of it in the barn...”

Amethyst burst into a fit of laughter; Steven was covering his face and trying not to join in.

“Oh my...” Pearl gasped, making Amethyst laugh even harder. Peridot looked over at Lapis, who seemed slightly crestfallen.

“C’mon Laz, it is pretty funny! You were laughing about it yourself yesterday...” a concerned Peridot said.

“Yeah, you’re right...” the Ocean Gem replied with a weak chuckle, “Sorry, I’m just feeling a bit out of sorts at the moment...”

“Oh my stars, are you ok?!” Peridot exclaimed as she jumped out of her seat and ran over to her fiancée.

“I’m fine, it’s just... everything aches,” Lapis replied with a slight groan as she tried to straighten her back out. The size of her stomach was making everything rather difficult – as well as uncomfortable – for her now.

“Just... take it easy,” Peridot said soothingly as she grabbed her chair and pulled it up right next to Lapis, carefully placing her arm over the blue Gem’s shoulder.

"So, what brings you all here?" Lapis asked, attempting to change the subject.

"We just wanted to see how the two lovebirds were getting on," Amethyst answered with a wry smile, "Still wedding planning, huh?"

"Yeah. I want to wait until after the Gemling is born before we actually have the wedding , though," explained Lapis, "It's going to be too much to prepare for otherwise... and I can’t exactly move very well at the moment, either."

“That seems very sensible," Pearl said as she nodded in agreement.

"I agree-" Peridot's sentence was cut off by a familiar zing and flash of bright light - as Garnet appeared on the warp pad, accompanied by Greg. The others couldn’t help but notice that the tall Gem was carrying something large in her arms...

"Surprise!" she called with a grin as Peridot and Lapis stared on in awe.

It was a beautiful baby crib, which had been painted in a pale blue. Inside lay some pretty green blankets, while a mobile full of stars and moons dangled over the top.

“I wanted to bring it here myself,” said Greg, “But I couldn’t get the darned van to start up this morning. So, Garnet offered to help me bring this to you instead.”

“Wow, Dad, did you buy this?!” Steven asked, staring at the crib with starry-eyes.

“Sure did, kiddo!” Greg replied, looking quite bashful.

“Greg, this is beautiful...” breathed Lapis as she inspected the crib, “Thanks so much!”

“Yes! Thank you, Greg! This is perfect,” Peridot piped up, running a hand across the crib’s meticulously-decorated wooden frame; upon closer inspection, it was engraved with a pattern that looked like the waves of the ocean.

“Aw, it was nothing!” a blushing Greg said, “I’m just glad you both like it!”

“Let me take it into the barn for you,” Garnet said as she hoisted the crib over her shoulder. She paused as Pumpkin ran out from under the table and excitedly began yapping at her feet.

“Oh, we didn’t forget about you, Pumpkin...” Garnet told her with a kind smile. She lowered the crib again, allowing Greg to reach inside it – and pull out what appeared to be a fluffy, orange pet bed. It, too, was full of new blankets and pillows.

“Awwww!” cried Steven, “A little bed for Pumpkin, too!”

Peridot and Lapis beamed, and the small veggie got even more excitable than she was before. The two Gems couldn’t thank Greg enough for these kind gifts. Hand-in-hand, the couple took a slow walk to the barn behind Garnet, with Pumpkin weaving her way in and out of everyone’s feet as they went. Peridot and Lapis gazed at each other and smiled – a look of pure love written clearly across both of their faces. They glanced back to the table, where Amethyst was joking with Steven as Pearl looked on bemusedly. Everything about this day was perfect.

This is a life – and, indeed, an extended family unit – that neither Peridot nor Lapis would swap for anything.

Lapis stopped walking and gasped as she put a hand to her stomach; she could feel something moving. Peridot stopped too, and placed one of her hands onto her fiancée’s bump. With a laugh, the pair of them realised what it was - they could feel their daughter kicking. Peridot knelt down next to Lapis and gently kissed the baby bump.

“It won’t be long now...” she murmured.

Peridot and Lapis both felt something else in this most perfect of moments. An acute awareness that their lives would soon be changed forever...

#lapidot #peridot #lapis lazuli #steven universe #gemlings #gemling au #lapidot fanfiction #a new addition to the family #jenhedgehog writes

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reallya-martian-potato · 6 years

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chandI was tagged by @vaporeon-ninja to do this and I’ve been telling myself I could do it once i finished homework for a monthish now, so finally! Rules: Choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions, then tag 10 people you wanna know better (Let’s say that last part is optional) Three Fandoms: -Avatar

-Firefly

-Steven Universe The first character you loved:

-Suki!! I was like 12 and had started karate just a few years before watching it, so she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll kick you in the face -Wash, he’s the ultimate hufflepuff, and he does support by flying the ship, and his fucking dinosaurs are fantastic! (plus his actor played the droid in Rogue One)

-Oh heck this is hard. I think maybe Garnet with Pearl as a close 2nd. Garnet is super quiet, but a fantastic, badass mom friend.

The character you never expected to love so much

-Hmm. The Cabbage Man!!! He’s a staple. And Iroh, by like 7 episodes in I was like “he’s awesome” and he’s legit the reason why I drink more tea.

-Jayne, for sure. He’s an asshole but I love when he gets his hat, and when we meet his love, Vera. (even though it’s a little problematic, it’s still funny for the time). (but I got a whole mountain of problems with the actor who played him)

-Greg! I was just like “ok” when I first saw him, but by the end of the second episode I was like “He’s fantastic” ‘Cause of his little song whenever I start dating I wanna drive up to whoever I’m dating’s house and sing “Let me drive my van into your hat” to let them know I’m there. (although that’ll be harder given our old minivan was totaled like last year)

The character you relate to the most

-Sokka, without a doubt. He’s the older brother who looks out for people, and he makes terrible jokes. He may not be naturally the best, but he works his hardest and that gets him where he needs to go, and will put himself between his family and pretty much literal death coming at them, and charge it head-on (like when the Zuko’s ship attacks the southern water tribe)

-Probably Simon or Wash. Wash is a goof and has a cool badass wife and his badass friends, and Simon is just looking out for his Little Sister, which I can relate to for sure.

-Hmm, that’s a hard one. Probably Steven (and some Greg and Jamie). When my friends introduced me to SU they said they were the respective gem moms, and I was the Steven of the group, which is pretty accurate, and it’s always stuck. (plus i’ve always been smaller and younger looking than most of my friends, so that adds a bit.)

The character you’d slap

-Probaby Pakku, i can’t stand how he’s sexist at first

-Jayne, without a shadow of a doubt. He’s everything that’s wrong with toxic masculinity. The actor who plays him too.

-Aquamarine, I despise her high horse demeanor and authoritarian-ness that goes with it.

Three favorite characters (in order of preference): -Suki: How to badass (Appa is up there too, he’s like a big newfie)

-Lapis, Pearl, and Greg

-Kaylee and Shepherd, they’re both precious cinnamon rolls.

A character you didn’t like at first but do now:

-Zuko, as his good gets better so does his fashion sense

-Inara, when I first watched Firefly I was like “why’s this person here” but as it goes on I grew to see her as a cool character

-Amethyst. At first I was like “hm, take her, leave her.” But now I’m like “No one hurts purple aunt.”

Three OTPs:

-Suki/Sokka, we never found out if they stayed together after Avatar!

-Kaylee/Simon: Both precious cinnamon rolls

-Pearl/Mystery Girl: They’re rad and make you go awwww!! Thanks for tagging me, Vaporeon, I had a great time putting it together!! If anyone wants to tag me in more stuff like this feel free. And if I tag you and you’d rather not do it, no worries! @polkadotsandplatypi @straight-outta-kirkwall @chanderclear @thousandeyedthrone @felinesanddamesinflames @theautisticartistic @impr0bablyhighrn @ftmdoppio @agemorsomething @beckiboos

#most of my mutuals are enigmas to me #tbh not really i read their posts #so its all good #ask meme #rad #avatar #steven universe #firefly

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yanderestevenuniverse · 1 year

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yandere opal with a rlly shy and sweet s/o 👀💖

Hmmm i think i can pull that off

.Awwww... your perfect.

.Your naturally shy nature is an immediate atraction for opal its somthing that both amethyst and pearl would love and naturally opal too prehaps it would even be the very thing that gets her attention in the first place

.Your sweet nature would drive opal feral she wants nothing more then to just hold you in her arms forever protecting her while you praise her it would please her amethyst side being constatly reasured and her pearl side would love having a lover who wouldnt leave them

.you are just... too prescious

.Opal has a naturally laid back carefree personality cobined with the prisison and grace of pearl means she would be an expert of teaseing being able to say things about you but with a graceful flirtatiousness she would be able to drive you into a flusterd mess. But that would also make you easier to manipulate

.Once she drives away the few freinds you had she would try to make you dependent opon her so that you stay with her although she would try and justify by saying that she is protecting you or she might just be deluded enough that she pushes it to the back of her mind

#opal #yandere opal #opal su #steven universe #yandere #yandere steven universe #yandere steven universe x reader #opal x reader #yandere opal x reader #yandere headcanons #yandere hcs #opal headcanons #headcanons #ask #asks #yandere asks

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cupcakeshakesnake · 7 years

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Watching SU for the first time: Season 3 ep 22~26

Beta

-YES, PERIDOT AND LAPIS

-”Maybe they drove each other crazy and burned the barn down.”

-WTF HAPPENED TO THE BARN

-PERIDOT’S STILL WATCHING THAT SHOW

-PERIDOT HAS A BOWTIE

-aaaaaaAAAA PERIDOT

-”MEEPMORP”

-FREAKING PERIDOT

-I LOVE HER

-I SWEAR I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE BUT SHE SOMEHOW GOT EVEN MORE ADORABLE SINCE THE LAST TIME SHE WAS IN AN EPISODE

-Modern art in a nutshell.

-And Lapis still gives zero fucks.

-I... .uh...

-But why toilet water.

-It’s like Homeworld gems don’t get a chance to develop proper personalities, but now they’ve met Steven and they’re turning out to be unique individuals, dorks, zero-fuck-givers, etc.

-AAAA PERIDOT IS SUCH A DORK

-Hey, at least she made them float.

THEY’RE SO HAPPY Please stay happy, please stay happy, don’t let anything happen to them.

-Why is Amethyst pissed?

-Oh yeah right, the Jasper incident.

-”The j-word” congratulations Jasper, your name became a swearword.

-I love how Peridot’s metal abilities improved. It’s actually like she practiced.

-JASPER’S FROM EARTH?!

-PERIDOT DRAGGED LAPIS INTO HER FANDOM

when things you learn fly right over your head

-ew why would you lick the stone you’re not even the Doctor

-But if the holes are lined up vertically on the wall, wouldn’t the gems at the top rows fall right off after ‘birth’?

-aPPARENTLY JASPER WAS A MODEL SPECIMEN

-How the hell does Steven throw that high

-Or is Peridot just really light

-HOLY FUCK WHAT THE SHIT

-FUCKING JASPER, COMES BACK EVERY FUCKING TIME

Earthlings

-THE ORDER OF THE DIAMONDS

-FUCKING FORESHADOWING AND EXPOSITION

-New Amethyst attack!

-Is Jasper made of fucking durasteel or what

-FUSION

-She has a yoyo now?

-Does that make Amethyst the first gem who fused with Steven?

-Jasper pissed

-uh oh

-oh shit

-Can’t she change direction?

-flipping Peridot.

-Ouch.

-WHAT THE FUCK. THAT IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.

-”Nobody I fuse with ever wants to stay.” Maybe it has something to do with tHAT DICK ASS PERSONALITY

-well shit

-HOLy fuck??

-PINK DIAMOND??!

-WAIT BUT SHE HAS A YELLOW DIAMOND ON HER UNIFORM BELT THING

-IS IT BECAUSE PINK DIAMOND IS DEAD??

-THAT’S DISTURBING

-HOLY FUCK THAT IS TERRIFYING

-WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE

-”C’mere, sis.”

-WHAT THE FUCK THE RUBIES ARE BACK

-WHAT IN THE FUCK

-WELL TOO BAD THEY HAD TO LAND IN THE ONE BARN OF THE OVERPOWERED GEM

Back to the Moon

-”And uh... Doc.” Kinda awkward to name her Chesty, huh? or booby rocks don’t have boobs you idiot

-GARNET SAID AWWWW

-ummmm amethyst wtf

-wut

-wut even

-THAT ACTUALLY WORKED?? WUTTHAFAQ?

-”MAN RUBIES ARE DUMB”

-AMETHYST I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

-yyyyyeahhh kicking at grass is gonna deal so much damage to this planet

-*facepalm*

Every single one of these faces is brilliant. Garnet: wut Steven: I can’t believe this. Pearl: *facepalm* Lapis: what in the fuck am I seeing Peridot: what the fuck are they doing

-*”MAN RUBIES ARE DUMB” QUOTE INTENSIFIES*

-Why is the moon up at what looks like 3pm

-COVER NEARLY BLOWN

-*”I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS INTENSIFES”*

-IS THAT SHIP BIGGER ON THE INSIDE

-uhhhh

-FUCKING GARNET

-FUCKING PEARL

-THE RUBIES FANGIRLING OVER JASPER

-AMETHYST PLEASE DON’T MESS UP

-THE RUBY’S FUCKISN BLUSHING

-LOOK AT THE OTHER GUY SILENT TEARS OMFGH

~Microsoft~ oh wait wrong logo.

-So what did happen to Pink Diamond? Why is she all jumpy with that one ball of a planet in her hand?

-HERE COME THE EXPLANATIONS

-”Earth was Pink Diamond’s colony.” okay...

-”I watched Rose Quartz shatter Pink Diamond!” OOOOKAYYYYY..... I.....

-RIP in pieces Pink Diamond, RIP in peace in pieces.

-The panel... oh yeah Garnet smashed it last time they were there.

-Pearl looks like she knows something

-I feel like Rose Quartz is in a Dumbledore position here, especially his position towards the end of the series, he’s a dead hero, a symbol of hope and the greatest person ever, a legend; everyone looks up to him; and when his followers uncover some things he didn’t tell them about, they get quite the shock.

-OH SHIT EMETHYST

-I MEAN ANETHSYT

-AMETHYST

-PLEASE HOLD IT AMETHYST

-*SIGHS IN RELIE-- AH FUCK NEVERMIND

-SHET

-FUK

-SARDONYX

-and little Amethyst on her shoulder

-STEVEN

-STEVEN NO

-HE’S GONNA DIE IN 30 SECONDS

Bubbled

-THANK GOODNESS HE’S IN A BUBBLE

-How the fuck is she walking around on there

-The art is really beautiful. It’s simplistic, but those brush strokes, those colors, those are very pretty, I appreciate them.

-FUCKING STEVEN

-pfff

-nice dodging action there Eyeball

-”Oh? oh.”

-her gEM IS CRACKED

-STEVEN CAN STRETCH HIS BUBBLE NOW

oh my fucking god

-STEVEN WHAT ARE YOU DOINGB JUST PUT IT ON YOUR HAND LIKE YOU DO EVERY SINGLE OTGHER TIME

-STEVEN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

-WTF is wrong with that Ruby

-um

-I have a bad feeling about this

-That is some fucking disturbing shit for a little kid to go through - oh wait he’s fourteen - wait that doesn’t change anything, he’s still locked up in a bubble with an enemy soldier who wants to kill him, and if he disabled the bubble he would suffocate while the opponent remains intact - that’s got to stress out pretty much anybody.

-what is with you

-HOLY FUCK THAT GOT DARK

-WTF??

-FUCK IT’S THE ENDING THEME

-GARNET’S CRYING

-APPROPRIATE SHOW TITLE: CRYING ROCK FRIENDS

-FUCK

-FEELS

-WELP NOW I’M CRYING

-FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC UFKC FUKC FKCU FKCU FUCK FCUK FKUC FUCK KUFC KFUC KCFU KCUF FUCK FUCK

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iseedeadsneople · 7 years

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Mega Tag

NINE THINGS ABOUT ME

Rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better.

Favourite Colour(s): Light pink and grey! Most things that aren’t black in my wardrobe are these colors too…

Pets: I have two cats. I love them more than life itself.

Wake-up time: Ideally like 8… but that’s if I go bed on time and have no responsibilities. But anywhere from 6am-12pm apparently…

Cats or Dogs: Ahh I guess cats but I love them both sooooo much… 👍😭

Coke or Pepsi: I do think drink pop often… but of I did pick Pepsi.

Chapstick or Lipstick: Ahhh idk… maybe chapstick. But both are great!!

Last song I listened to: Oh geez… it’s uh.. You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood.. honestly it’s the jam..

RANDOM LIST TAG

Rules: Go to this website: https://www.random.org/lists/ Pick 15 characters from any fandom or whatever you are in to Put them in to order Tag five or more people and have fun!

1) Mum/Dad:Bismuth - Ahhh I would love her as a mom… oh shit she would be so nice and make sure you knew how to be confident and stand up for yourself…

2) Sibling: Peridot - omg we would have a great Sibling dynamic. Ahh we would bicker but ultimately love each other. We would help one another with things because what Peridot is good at I am not and vice versa.

3) Grandma/Grandad: Seokjin - Okay so if you can’t imagine old Jin making cookies and giving you hugs that are too long you’re full of lies. Jin would be the best grandparent!! Ahhh

4) Haunts You: Rose - Well if bismuth is my mom I’m not surprised… but rose already haunts me… I’m sure she wouldn’t hurt me just try to make me someone I’m not… 👀👀👀

5) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Jungkook - Okay this is so perfect it feels rigged at this point… I would only love to be haha. He’s such a sweety and if he wasn’t famous like I’d love to see him succeed in whatever he does. He’s so passionate about life ahh.. (I may or may not have used a quote of his as my senior quote…)

6) Your Ex: Lapis - Haha she totes would’ve broke up with me… I’m too needy and I am not the type to give up unless asked to. This is sad tho.. I hope we are still friends…

7) Your Best Friend: Taehyung - Awww cute!! He would totally be so fun.. he also would like share and like all my selfies and make me feel good about myself. He’d also make fun of me and I’d make fun of him. We’d have battles of who’s the lamest that would end in like fits of giggles…

8) Proposed to You: Pearl - I don’t really know about that. I am pearl after all. Like I don’t see her liking me like that. I’m not a big pink haired woman either haha… but if she did I feel like it’d be a joke OR BEST IDEA EVER. I WANT GREG SHE WAS ROSE WE GET MARRIED TO MAKE THEM JEALOUS AND IT DOESN’T WORK BECAUSE THAT’S NOT HOW THAT ALL WORKS…

9) Your Boss: Amethyst - HAHAHAHAHAJENEOWNKNJ 😂😂😂😂 Amethyst would never willingly be a boss… she’s too tired for that shit. Like she’s not bad at leading she just prefers not to…

10) Random Person You Meet at A Bar: Greg - Please tell me we sing?? We have to sing that’s what happens… he gives me his cd I sing him one of my songs and we make a song together later…

11) Your Rival: Hoseok -Umm he’s literally our hope?? Our sunshine??? Well I am a pretty big downer. Maybe he’s just always trying to get me to be more positive…

12) First Kiss: Namjoon - Its funny cause in this weird universe I can kind of see it. Like he and I were childhood friends or something and we always liked music and one day we were practicing some duet thing and it just happened and we were like hahahha no you’re my bro.

13) Drunk and Singing Karaoke: Garnet - OMG I need this. I didn’t know I needed this but I do. Help. Please only goals in life now. Gonna write a fic.

14) Played 7 minutes in heaven with: Yoongi - 😵😵😵😵 omg… Yoongi would like have me dead. I’d be like can we get some more time shit just got good okay. Him and that god damm tongue technology.. like I know it’s for kissing but I don’t care…

15) Gave You Your Favorite Dessert: Jimin - Awwww that would be just like him too!! Such a cutie.

This was super fun so thank for tagging me @whysocereus It was cool to learn about you and do this tag myself!

Nooow for who I’m going to tag. Firstly you don’t have to feel obligated I just thought it’d be fun. So @smol-gryffindor, @sugasfatgf, @btsleepy, @fladoodles, and @chloe-bourgeois-rossi !! Thanks for reading all of this and feel free to continue to tag me in things. I will eventually get around to them…

#tags #about me #personalish

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theartificialdane · 7 years

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Galactica, part 223

In this the V list writes again, Courtney get’s in trouble, Max considers, Bianca is struggling, Laila tries again and Violet has had enough.

Thank you to @veronicasanders @toriibelledarling and @samrull <3 You’re amazing <3

Bianca stirred, sliding her hands to Courtney’s side of the bed, a wave of disappointment hitting her when she felt the empty sheets. She sighed and rolled over. She’d been hoping, it being her birthday, and since they’d been up so late the night before, that Courtney would forego the early morning run for this ONE day so that they could have a nice, lazy morning together. Oh well. She covered her face with the pillow.

***

“Biaaaanca…” a soft voice crooned, hands gently tugging at the covers.

Bianca opened her eyes to see Courtney snuggled up beside her, a tray of food next to them on the bed. The smell of fresh coffee and bacon in the air. She smiled lazily, kissing Courtney on the mouth.

“Happy Birthday…” said the blonde. “Hungry?”

“For you? Always.” Bianca pulled Courtney closer, kissing her again, tasting her lips.

Courtney giggled and pushed her away. “No, I made you breakfast, and I didn’t even burn anything! AND I touched bacon. Is that love or what?” Courtney reached over and picked up the fork, lifting a mouthful of fluffy scrambled eggs to Bianca’s mouth.

Bianca took a bite obediently, settling back against the pillows. “I thought you went out running,” she said, running her fingers through Courtney’s hair.

“On your birthday? No. Unless you count running to the corner for pastries.” Courtney smiled and continued to feed her while Bianca’s hands roamed all over her body. “Does it taste okay?”

Bianca nodded, pulling her closer by the hips, accepting a sip from the cup of coffee Courtney held to her lips. She nuzzled Courtney’s neck as she set the coffee back down. “I love you.”

“Me too, B…” Courtney’s hands cupped Bianca’s face, tilting her chin up, stroking her cheeks. When dimples appeared beneath her fingers, Courtney smiled back, and reached over towards the nightstand, pulling open a drawer handing Bianca a small, wrapped box. “Happy birthday.”

“Baby. You didn’t have to buy me anything. You did the whole weekend away, and--”

Courtney silenced her with a kiss. “Just open it.”

Bianca unwrapped the package carefully.

“Careful, B, a tiny bit of paper got ripped in the corner,” Courtney teased.

“Hey, I didn’t get rich wasting wrapping paper,” Bianca laughed. She opened the jewelry box to reveal a copper cuff bracelet covered in opal and amethyst.

Courtney fingered her hair nervously. “That’s...those are our birthstones. Raven made fun of me for the idea, she said it was cheesy, but she ended up helping me at the jewelry designer...Do you like it?”

Bianca looked up at her. “I love it.”

“Really? It’s okay if you don’t, I--”

“Come here…” Bianca pulled her close. “This is the best birthday I have ever had. You know why?”

“This warmer than average autumn weather we’re having?” Courtney fluttered her lashes.

Bianca closed her eyes and rested her head on Courtney’s chest, listening to her pounding heartbeat. “Yeah, that’s it. The fucking weather.”

Courtney laughed and snuggled in tightly, laying her cheek on top of Bianca’s head.

***

Hey V-Listers! So, looks like Li’l Courtney Act had a big ol’ debutante ball for her first album yesterday (which, btw, we are going to fully review in detail once it comes out), and I think we should have a little slideshow to discuss some of the fashion, eh?

Let’s start with the ever-mysterious Ms. Violet Chachki, who is always so elusive on the red carpet. We managed to find a shot where she’s semi-facing the cameras, and check out the stunning ensemble! Violet, why not strut on carpets more often? She looks positively beautiful - Grace Kelly with a modern twist. If this kid continues to allow us to occasionally photograph her, we could be looking at one of the most important style icons of her generation. She’s classic, edgy, vintage and ahead of the trend at the same time, with not a hair out of place. 10/10!

On the other hand, here’s Courtney, who often has tragically questionable taste. (Remember the - gulp - sparkly jelly platforms she wore all summer? #yikes) Tonight though, we will hand it to her, she looks great. From the new haircut, to the red lip, to the simple black dress and thigh-high boots, it almost looks like our baby is all growed up. Awwww…

(BDR, please don’t break up with her just because she doesn’t look 16 tonight, okay? We kind of like her. We can’t wait to listen to some queer pop music, either. Even if it sucks, we know the videos will be hot, so, we’re on board.)

OMG, so...have you guys heard that Broadway star/philanthropist/former alcoholic disaster Jinkx Monsoon is in some kind of delicious little sapphic Trifecta with Adore Delano, the punk princess herself (and the baby sister of BDR, one of Jinkx’s good friends - knowing B, they’ve slept together over the years, so this is just super incestuous) AND Alaska Honard, Galactica’s Lead Makeup Artist and SVP of their makeup line??? (Alaska has been under the radar for the last few years, but you may remember her from her last relationship with Broadway producer and professional pain in the ass, Sharon Needles.)

So these three, god bless them, are like our own little Charlie’s Angels come to life! You’ve got Alaska, the smart, sexy blonde in the center there, in her chic teal wrap dress and black frame glasses. There’s the stunning redhead, fresh from her Evita performance, in a slitted gown, cinched for the gods, about a zillion dollars worth of diamonds, and you know, just a casual fur shrug. Now, we’re really happy for Jinkx and all her success and clean living etc etc etc. But we do have to admit that we miss the hot mess who used to entertain us by passing out in gutters with her dresses around her waist.

Which brings us to Adore. First of all, Adore, nice eye makeup. Second, maybe you’re like to be introduced to this amazing new device called a HAIR BRUSH? Third, what the actual fuck is happening with your CLOTHES, GURL??? It looks like she robbed a gang of 90s B-girls and then stole ALL their clothes. Like she’s homeless and wearing EVERYTHING she owns. Plus like 4 flannels around her waist. We only approve if this ridiculous ensemble is accompanied by even more ridiculous behavior. So either start your downward spiral, stat, or step up your fashion game, Adore. Because you rolling with some classy bitches now.

Last but certainly not least, here’s Raja Amrull and Miss Fame of Galactica. Both of them look gorgeous as usual. Raja is in a stunning minidress and killer boots - WE NEED THESE IMMEDIATELY. Fame even seems to be getting into the spirit of the event, with some sexy leather pants that accentuate her feminine assets quite well, and an open-weave sweater that comes dangerously close to showing off some other assets. But even more interesting than their sartorial choices for the evening is the fact that their partners are both suspiciously absent. And both of them are looking a little glassy-eyed and cuddling awwwwwful close, doncha think? I mean not to start rumors but we’re just saying…*

That’s all for now, kiddos! Talk to you soon!!

Kisses, V

*We are saying that they are possibly fucking each other, in case that wasn’t clear. Feel free to discuss…

***

“How do you pleasure a woman?”

Katya looked up, the handful of popcorn almost dropping out as her mouth hung open. Her and Max had been watching TV, Katya absentmindedly rocking Ivan on her legs, her feet up on the coffee table, Ivan with her since Trixie was out getting groceries, Ivan going through bananas like a machine.

“What?” Katya couldn’t believe what she had just heard. Had Max, Max Malaphany, asked her about sex? She knew he had been getting more and more serious with Ruby, the redhead a near permanent fixture in the apartment’s kitchen whenever Max wasn’t working, and even when Max was working she was still always there. Katya had heard Max talk and chitter, chat and laugh in the middle of the night when Ivan couldn’t sleep, Max showing Katya the google hangout setup he had made for him and Ruby so she could see what he was working on whenever she had her computer open. “Max... Are you asking me how to pleasure a woman sexually?”

Max looked uncomfortable, his cheeks red, the man staring at the TV, even though Katya knew that he wasn’t the least bit interested in how Ted Mosby once again failed in getting Robin to love him. “Would it be wrong if I did?”

“No, no, oh my god no!” Katya sat up, Ivan going on her arm as she looked at her friend. “I’m not complaining, I’m just not sure why you’ve chosen to ask me?”

“You’re a woman, right?” Max smiled, and Katya felt her heartbeat slow down a little.

“I am, but I just…” Katya reached out with her foot and turned the TV off, Max turning his head so they looked at each other. “Why not ask Trixie? Or even Pearl for that matter. They have more sex with woman than I do.”

“Yes.” Max scratched his cheek, his ears going red too. “But I’m asking you.”

“Do you want to have sex?” Katya gently bounced Ivan, the little boy babbling, his hand in his mouth and Katya briefly considered if it was right to have a conversation like that with her infant son on her hip. “I mean, you’ve never really-”

“Seemed interested?”

“Yes.”

Max smiled, the man reaching out to take Ivan from Katya who had attacked the popcorn bowl, the two falling into conversation, his ears still red as they talked.

***

Bianca was sitting with Dan, going over some layout boards, when Joslyn rushed in. “Bianca? Detox Sanderson is on the phone for you. He says it’s urgent.”

“He always says that. Tell him to go fuck himself, I’ll call him back later.”

Joslyn left and then re-appeared a few moments later. “Um. He says it’s really, really urgent. It’s about Courtney. He said ‘someone is trying to fuck with your girl and you need to get old school on their ass.’”

Bianca’s head snapped up. She lifted the receiver. “This better not be a cry wolf situation, De.” She cupped her hand over the mouthpiece and waved Dan and Joslyn away, mouthing “We’re done.”

“It’s not. I saw the pictures.”

“What pictures?”

“Some dude emailed us. He’s got nude pictures of Courtney. He’s trying to sell them. He came here and the guys kicked it up to me because of how much money he wants. Obviously he sent us censored versions but they’re legit. It’s definitely her.”

“Fuck! Who is this asshole?!”

“I don’t know. Some guy she went to college with? I told him we need an hour. I suggest you get the label to buy the pictures and squash it.”

“How much does he want?”

“Fifty grand.”

“That’s nothing.”

“I know. Have fun destroying his life.”

“Forward me the little twat’s info, okay?”

“Sure.”

“And De?”

“Yeah?”

“Thank you. For looking out.”

“Of course. I have a teenage daughter, too, you know.”

“You know, I was trying to say something nice, you fuckhead,” Bianca said, as Detox laughed on the other end of the line, hanging up. “Asshole.”

***

“Laila! Come on!” Pearl smiled brightly. They were in Max’s studio, Pearl’s hair around her head in a dutch braid, her face bare and freshly washed.

“I’m coming, I’m coming okay, just because you’re not wearing makeup doesn’t mean I’m not.” Laila called from Max’s small bathroom, making the photographer who was eating a banana smile as he looked at Pearl.

“Give her time.”

“I’m sorry, I just want to get started.” Pearl blew a bit of hair away from her face, before she sat down on a chair. It was early morning, and Pearl was technically supposed to be downstairs at her department, but Pearl had always been fearless in the face of danger, and had given the command of the morning to Laganja, the social media department focusing their time on following what the autumn fashion was right now, Pearl having spent days on the street’s documenting what the New Yorkers were wearing.

“Okay, I’m here!” Laila smiled, and Pearl felt her heart skip a beat. Laila was beautiful, her girlfriend's newly colored hair a vibrant purple, and Pearl smiled. Her Laila was back, not completely of course, Laila still having days where she could barely get out of bed, days where she couldn’t eat anything, no matter what Pearl tempted her with, but here she was, her Laila, her girl. Laila found her makeup case as Max sent up his camera, making sure everything was centered, and Pearl felt giddy with anticipation.

Laila looked at Pearl, the woman holding a brush, a small smile on her face. “Are you ready?” Pearl nodded, leaning forward, their lips meeting in a brief, sweet kiss before Max started the camera and Laila turned around.

“Hi everyone, I’m Laila McQueen, and this is my halloween makeup tutorials, modeled by my lovely girlfriend, Pearl Liaison.”

***

“I’ll pay it myself!” Bianca screeched into the phone.

“It’s not that simple, B. The label obviously wants them out. They want the publicity. Courtney already signed the waiver saying she was okay with it.”

“She did WHAT?!”

“Yeah, the label asked her to sign, just to protect them. So they’re gonna let the Enquirer deal happen, but they’ll hold the story until Wednesday after the album drops, then of course they will issue a press release about how horrified they are, poor little baby pop star being taken advantage of by a bitter ex. They’ll have her speak to girls about protecting themselves and whatever. They literally just sent me a 20 page media plan about it.”

“And Courtney AGREED to this? What the fuck, she didn’t even call me.”

“Well, you’re not her mother, Bianca.”

“What if I offer to double the money?” Her voice rose with panic.

“That would make you an insane person. Five Gs...Good god, get a grip, girl.”

“Fuck.”

“Listen, she’s not the first singer to have nude photos out. They aren’t gratuitous. Just...seriously. Let it go, hon.”

***

Violet fought with her key, finally getting the door to Sutan’s apartment open, her stomach tight with worry as she rushed Frida and herself inside. She was late, later than usual, and she felt horrible, but she had been caught up at work, the designs for Marie Claire taking all of her time.

“Sutan? Are you here? I bought pizza like you asked!”

Violet toed off her shoes, balancing the cardboard box as she unclicked Frida’s leash, Frida racing inside to get to Sutan, the little dog so excited to see her daddy. “Sutan? Sutan, are you in the shower?” Violet walked into the livingroom, jacket still on, her other hand holding onto the tote bags she had brought along, Sutan’s halloween costume in it. Violet put down the pizza, looking around as Frida came back, the pup whining, the little creature almost running in circle as she whimpered.

“Sutan! I’m serious, where are you?” Violet sat down, gently running her hand over Frida, the pup nibbling on her fingers. Violet took out her phone and dialed Sutan’s number, her stomach hurting slightly, the ever familiar knot collecting there as she waited for Sutan to pick up the phone.

“Violet?”

“Hi, Sutan, where are you? I’m at your apartment and no one’s here...”

“You’re at my place?”

“... Yes? We were suppose to meet up for dinner...” Violet bit her lip.

"Oh right, I was there but you were late, so I had to go.”

“You had to go? But I’m here now?” Violet couldn’t believe what she was hearing. She hadn’t been that late, or, if she was honest it was close to 30 minutes, but it wasn't the worst she had ever done. “We have to try the costu-”

"Listen I'm on my way uptown. I know it sucks, that I’m not home for dinner, I know, but can't you just order something? I’ll pay for it."

“... What?”

“You knew I had to go out tonight, it’s been part of the deal all along, I’ll be home some time later tonight.”

Violet didn’t know what to say, didn’t know what to do, her throat totally closed up.

"Listen love, just send me a picture of the receipt, okay? We can talk tomorrow.”

“I…”

"Tomorrow, okay baby? You were late after all, but don’t worry about it. Everything will be fine. I love you, and I'm serious, anything you want."

Sutan hung up before Violet had a chance to answer, the girl slowly removing her phone from her ear, the screen laughing at her since the call had barely taken two minutes, and Violet felt slightly sick, the smell of the pizza on the table, the pizza Sutan wanted, making her nauseous. His stupid pizza with chicken, food Violet didn’t want at all, food she didn’t care about or for and that she had only gotten because Sutan asked for it, stupid, egoistic Sutan. Violet picked the pizza up, stomped into the kitchen and threw it directly into the trash, the cardboard fighting her as she forced it into the trashcan, the hot sauce burning her, but the physical pain was nothing against the storm of emotions and the rage instead her. Violet slammed the trash can shut, and went to bed.

***

Bianca burst through the front door, throwing down her briefcase, finding Courtney in the kitchen, still sweaty from a rehearsal, casually making dinner with her family.

“Hey, B!” she said with a chipper expression. “Hope you’re hungry! Mum’s making her famous veggie nut loaf.”

Bianca stood in the kitchen doorway, unsure of how to respond. “Courtney. What did the label ask you to sign today?” she asked quietly.

“Oh, just this form saying that I wouldn’t sue them if nude pictures got into the tabloids. Apparently someone from my college is trying to make a quick buck off a bunch of pictures I sent to an old boyfriend. Mum, is this enough garlic?”

“Yes, love. Can you check the potatoes? I want to start mashing them”

“Sure!” Courtney skipped over to the stove.

“Courtney, how are you being so casual about this?!”

“Well, what good does it do to stress over it, B? I mean, I sent photos like that to more than one person...let’s just say it’s one of my go-to moves. Sorry, mum.”

Annette shrugged. “You’re a big girl.”

“So what if they stop these pictures? They wouldn’t be able to stop all of them. At least there’s a plan. They think it could even boost sales of my album.”

Bianca looked around the kitchen incredulously. Her blood was boiling. Gil casually chopped cucumber for a big salad, and Ben took a pan of roasted veggies from the oven to let it cool on the counter. No one seemed the slightest bit bothered by the situation at hand.

“Does ANYONE see a fucking problem here?! Gil! This is your daughter!”

“It’s just some tits, Bianca. Have a drink.” Gil gestured to the open bottle of wine on the counter. “They aren’t even very big ones, anyway.”

Ben snickered. “Yeah, what are you, Court, an A cup?”

“I’m a B cup, dickhead.”

“Yeah, right, keep telling yourself that.”

“I’m sorry, love,” said Annette. “It’s my fault, you have my build. But they’re nice, even though they’re small.”

“I have triple D’s,” Ben bragged.

“Good on ya, son!” Gil slapped Ben on the back.

Courtney scoffed. “You always have to be the favorite, don’t you?”

Bianca clenched her fists. “Now I know why England expelled you guys. You’re a bunch of goddamn deviants.”

Courtney laughed. “Yeah, we were way too fun and sexy for the British. They threw us right out.”

Bianca sighed. “I need to lie down.”

***

Bianca curled on her side, a pillow covering her face. She felt hands sliding around her waist. “Hi,” she whispered hoarsely.

“Are you really upset about this nude picture thing?” Courtney asked.

“I’m...I’m confused why you’re NOT upset.”

“I don’t see the big deal. I took the pictures. Well. Actually,” Courtney laughed. “Most likely, Morgan or Tati took the pictures. Or--”

“Don’t fucking say Adore.”

“Sorry.”

“Jesus, Courtney.”

“I’m sorry!”

Bianca sighed, staring at the ceiling.

“Madonna has that whole book of nude photos. You still like her, right?”

“Those were taken by Steven Meisel. And it was still considered porn and people fucking raked her over the coals for it.”

Courtney cupped Bianca’s face in her hands. “So...you’re worried about my career?”

“No. I’m just...I’m a petty, possessive asshole who doesn’t want anyone else to get to see you the way I get to see you.” Bianca wrapped Courtney into an embrace. “You’re supposed to be mine. All mine.”

Courtney smiled, kissing her lightly. “Aww, babe…”

Bianca buried her face in Courtney’s neck.

Courtney nuzzled her hair. “Guess you better get over that, huh?”

“I don’t wanna,” Bianca whimpered.

“B, look at me. So there are a few pictures out there. But no one will ever see me the way you do. Because I’m never gonna look at anyone the way I look at you.” Courtney gripped Bianca’s shoulders, touching their foreheads together.

Bianca wrapped her arms tighter around Courtney’s waist. “Promise?”

“I promise. Now, come on, let’s go have some dinner.”

“Vegan nut loaf sounds horrifying, by the way.”

“It’s really good, I swear. There’s mushroom gravy.”

“Oh, well, then sign me up!”

Courtney giggled as Bianca lifted her up from the bed and started to carry her down the hall.

#Galactica #au aag verse #rpdr fanfiction #my fics

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astrolupine · 6 years

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Steven Universe’s Canned Fish Conundrum: A Morbid Piece Of Fiction By A Fan (Part 1)

(This is something that was done for a few friends at Christmastime, who happen to be big fans of the show. I don't particularly like writing prose, but I wanted to do a send-up without without having yet another art project on my hands. And yes, I do know Tumblr can't take much more SU content without spontaneously combusting, but I like to break a rule or two.)

A new sun shone upon the shores of Beach City. If the sun had had a mouth, it would have mouthed the words ‘Today is going to be a fine day, foolish mortals’. Where it shone upon most was a small temple below the hilltop, where a young boy named Steven Universe woke up with a positive outlook on life… as per usual. Steven looked outside the temple window with happy eyes, which doesn’t usually happen to people who sleep in a curtainless living room. Steven couls see so many wonders outside his window: the tide was clear, the tourists were sunbathing, the birds were eating each other and those damn election signs were finally taken down.

“Awww yeah, what a lovely day” yelled the young space rock-hybrid-magoober, “I think I’ll start the ride by watching Cartoon Network, obviously the best choice for children’s programming 25 years and running” and was handed a nice cheque for his words. Steven was hungry to watch the newest episode of his favourite cartoony-type show Crying Breakfast Friends, which was finally going to air new episodes after a 6-month hiatus. Little info had been given by the network as to when the newest chapter will air, and he was desperate for more tumblrbait drama. Steven turned on the temple TV, but as soon as the CBF intro aired, his show was pre-empted by an episode of Teen Titans Go, due to network disinterest. Or in other words, stupidity.

Such a blindside would put anyone in a rotten mood indeed, and young Steven suddenly found himself in a rare moment of frustration. “Aww, hobo vomit!” he grumped, and kicked a can of tunafish lying on the floor. The can, which showed no sign of sentience, suddenly stuck to his foot instead. It had been left behind last night by Steven’s pet lion Lion, a beloved nuisance. I say ‘beloved nuisance’ because Lion was not very obedient, but on the other hand, proved useful as an inter-dimensional doorway to Steven’s dead mother’s closet and Homeworld. Lion also ate any burglar who dared invade the temple, which was worth the mopping up of chewed limbs a few hours later.

“Awwww Lion,” Steven grumbled as he tried to get the tuna can off. Lion, sleeping nearby, merely sniffed and farted. A door opened nearby, revealing the Crystal Gems back from another exciting escapade in space. “Whoa, Steven!” murmured Amethyst, “What’s that stench? Smells like… sad manliness”. “All forms of manliness are sad’ said Garnet the midget-lesbian fusion, and posed like a champ.

“It’s this tuna can!’ cried Steven, ‘I can’t get it off, guys. I mean, girls. I mean, genderless rock people. Can you help?” “Oh easily!’ said Pearl ‘And I’ll tell you a story about how a similar thing happened to Greg and Rose on a date, so I can once again easily guilt-trip you about being born from the union of a slob and someone who should have been MY girlfriend.” She pulled and grunted. And after masturbating, she got to work on Steven’s foot. She pulled and grunted, but the circular tin still clung on to the kid’s toes.

“Hold on, Steven!” yelled Amethyst, and threw her mighty whip to the can. The whip missed the tin, and hit Steven in the balls instead, sending him screaming. “I’ll finish this,” said Garnet, and swung her giant gauntlets at the can, but ended up smashing Steven in the testicles. “Sorry," she murmured as Steven sobbed in pain, ‘Three eyes leads to poor depth perception.”

#stevenuniverse #pearl steven universe #amethyst #garnet #crystalgems #fanfic #Cartoon network #horriblehorriblefanbusiness

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jenhedgehog · 7 years

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A New Addition To The Family - A Lapidot Fanfic

Chapter One: "You did WHAT?!"

“Peridot! Lapis!” Steven called as he bounded towards the barn, the other Crystal Gems in tow, “We're here!”

“Hi Steven!” came Peridot's excited reply from within the wooden walls of her home.

Peridot had sent Steven a message earlier in the day, insisting that he come to the barn with Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl as soon as possible, because she and Lapis had a “very important announcement” to make. She neglected to mention the exact nature of the announcement, but her fellow Crystal Gems had arrived as quickly as possible regardless. After a moment, the small green Gem ran out of the barn with a huge grin on her face.

“So what's up, P-Dot?” Amethyst enquired, “Why'd you call us out here?”

“Ah yes! Well...” Peridot began. She glanced back at the barn, looking for her partner.

“Hey Lapis!” she called loudly, “Are you ok in there? Do you need any help?”

“I'm fine, Peridot, stop making a fuss!” Lapis replied.

The Crystal Gems exchanged puzzled looks. They couldn’t help but think that Lapis sounded quite tired for some reason. When she emerged from the barn, Pumpkin following behind her extremely closely, it became apparent that something was very off...

“Lapis?!” cried Steven, “What happened?!”

The ocean Gem stood before them, holding onto the small of her back. Extremely noticeable against her slim frame was a slightly bulging stomach.

“It's ok, Steven,” Lapis answered with a kind smile, “That’s why Peridot and I called you to visit us!”

Peridot beamed and ran over to Lapis, who put her hand onto the smaller Gem’s shoulder and made her announcement: “I’m having a baby!”

The Crystal Gems all gasped in unison.

“No no no no,” muttered a panic-stricken Pearl, desperately looking at Garnet and Amethyst in the hopes that one of them would somehow be able to give her the reassurance that she desperately needed, before addressing Lapis directly, “Gems aren't supposed to carry children! Don't you have any idea what happened last time?! What happened to Rose...”

“Oh no, it's not like that! My baby isn't half-human” Lapis explained.

“But then... how?” asked a bewildered Pearl, who was now anxiously pacing around in front of the others.

“It was me!” yelled Peridot excitedly, “I impregnated Lapis!”

“You did WHAT?!” a horrified Pearl exclaimed - while shooting a look at Amethyst, who was clearly struggling to hold back her laughter at Peridot’s brash announcement.

“Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho-HO!” the purple quartz couldn't keep it in any longer, "Does that mean that the pair of you have--"

“Amethyst!” scolded Pearl, while discreetly gesturing towards a (thankfully oblivious) Steven. Quickly averting attention away from Amethyst's question, Pearl asked one of her own, “When did this happen?!”

“Oh, about a month ago,” Peridot answered quite matter-of-factly, “The baby is growing at a much faster rate than that of a human child. We estimate that Lapis is actually the equivalent of around three months into a human pregnancy!”

“How is this even possible?” asked Pearl, completely gobsmacked by all of this.

“It's easy when you know as much about the makeup of Gems as I do!” Peridot proclaimed proudly, with a smirk across her face, “I've discovered a way of creating new Gems without causing harm to the earth! Isn't that amazing?!”

The others just stared back at her in shock.

“Well, I thought it was impressive...” Peridot grumbled to herself.

“It is impressive, Peridot”, Garnet commented, “But it’s important to remember that what the two of you are doing is not without risk. Gems have never reproduced like this before.”

Peridot and Lapis looked at each other and their faces fell slightly. As with the others, they held the Crystal Gems’ leader in incredibly high regard, and would love for her to be amazed by what they were doing.

“But...” Garnet continued, “I trust your judgement on this. Peridot, creating Gems might be your speciality, but you must make sure you take extreme care with this regardless.”

“It'll be ok though, right?” a very concerned Steven asked Garnet.

“I have no reason to believe that it won’t be,” she answered with a caring smile, “But we still don't know exactly how this is going to work.”

“Oh my gosh!” cried Steven, who had been hit with a sudden realisation now that some of his concerns had been allayed by Garnet, “This means I'm going to be an uncle!”

He hurried over to Lapis and gently placed a hand on her bump.

“Hello, baby... um... Peris?” he said happily, “No wait, I've got it - baby Lapidot!”

Lapis snorted with laughter, “Baby Lapidot?”

“Yeah! That's how we named Stevonnie, after all!”

“But our child is going to be an actual Gem, Steven”, Peridot interjected, slightly more impatiently that she’d perhaps intended to.

“Whoa! Like a mini Lapis or a mini Peridot?!” exclaimed Steven.

“Not necessarily,” Peridot told him, “She could be an entirely new Gem, or even a hybrid like you! We don’t know yet. But...”

“We're calling her a Gemling,” said Lapis with a cheeky grin, finishing her partner’s sentence, “There's never been a baby Gem before, so Peridot insisted that we think of a proper name for them”.

“Awwww!” replied Steven, a look of pure glee written across his face, “My niece is going to be a Gemling! That sounds so cute!”

Suddenly, Pumpkin ran around from behind Lapis, and started nudging Steven’s leg.

“Pumpkin!” Steven laughed, “What are you doing?”

Pumpkin kept nudging Steven, more aggressively now, and began to growl at him.

“Pumpkin! Steven’s not going to hurt Lapis, you clod!” Peridot sternly told her. Immediately Pumpkin began to calm down, but kept intently watching Steven.

“Ugh, sorry about that, Steven,” an exasperated Peridot told him as held her hand on her forehead in despair, “Pumpkin’s been acting a little... odd, ever since Lapis got pregnant.”

“We think she’s trying to protect me,” Lapis continued, then added with a wry smile “She even tried to bite Peridot at first!”

“Don’t remind me...” grumbled Peridot, and Steven and Lapis both burst into laughter.

Pearl looked on, still wearing an expression of concern. This didn’t go unnoticed by Garnet, who placed one hand on Amethyst’s shoulder and the other on Pearl’s.

“Don’t worry, you two,” Garnet calmly reassured them, “It’s not like last time. There’s no reason to believe that Lapis can’t survive this. Unlike Rose before her, she won’t need to give up her Gem for the baby.”

“I guess so...” Pearl said, feeling somewhat reassured by their leader’s wise words. With Garnet possessing her incredible future-vision, it was difficult to not feel at ease by what she had to say.

“We just need to be there for Lapis and Peridot now,” Garnet said caringly, “What they’re doing isn’t going to be easy for them, so we’ll need to help them in whatever ways we can.”

Amethyst nodded in agreement.

“Well, for a start, we should tidy up that awful barn!” Pearl exclaimed, “It’s dangerous for a child to be living there, with all that nonsense that they insist on making art with...”

“Good to see that you’ve found something different to stress about now, P” a grinning Amethyst teased as she put her arm around the taller Gem.

Garnet looked back over at Lapis and Peridot and couldn’t help but smile. She felt so proud of them and what they’d achieved; not only leaving behind the twisted ethos of Homeworld to embrace the earth instead, but now this – creating new Gems in a way that wouldn’t do harm to the planet. She watched on as Steven ran around excitedly with Pumpkin, while the happy couple stood hand-in-hand by their home, Peridot looking up at Lapis in pure adoration.

“Come on, you two,” Garnet told Amethyst and Pearl as she gestured towards the barn, “Let’s go and join them.”

#lapidot #peridot #lapis lazuli #steven universe #gemlings #gemling au #lapidot fanfiction #a new addition to the family #jenhedgehog writes #don't ask when chapter 2 is coming because i don't know ;_;

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