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the-crustation-sensation · 7 months

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Even more Hobie x reader hc’s!!

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A/N Just SFW for now bc I have NO ideas for smut currently 😭

I might post some later tho <3

As always I write these for anyone to insert, so non-gendered terms are used (:

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* I am SICK AND TIRED of you guys hcing him as a dirty troll. just bc he’s a punk does not mean he doesn’t have fucking hygiene skills. Yes ofc he’s Spider-Man so he doesn’t have a lot of free time but it’s not like he goes a month without showering

* I feel like most of the time he smells like old cologne (probably something with musk, oak, or vanilla) and weed

* I’m also tired of you guys hcing him as a toxic asshole (bro LITERALLY helped miles without even knowing him, and how already homies within like the first 10 minutes of meeting)

* With that said you already know he’d be the most caring and attentive partner

* He definitely has a note on his phone of things you like, are passionate about, and mentioned wanting. It just keeps growing bc he wants to keep track of everything you love 😭

* Anytime he gives you a gift he hand makes it (or alternatively gets it from a small business) he says it feels more meaningful and personal

* I think his love languages are acts of service and physical touch

* This man is obsessed with showing you off to EVERYONEEE. He would definitely pull you onstage during one of his concerts just to be like “hey everyone this is my S/O”

* He would love walking around with his hand in your back pocket, or yours In his

* He’s a crow, 100% picks up random stuff off of the sidewalk that caught his eye and gives it to you

* kind of a huge klepto He does not hesitate shoplifting from big corporations when he sees something he knows you’d like

* Although he would never EVER steal from a small business

* Just imagine he comes home and gives you a shirt for a band you like and you see the security tag is still on 😭 and he’s like “what 🤨”

* Definitely a “hmm?” “Oh yeah?” “Is that so?” “Make me” type of guy (SCREAMING)

* He’s such a tease, and just a brat in general. Just imagine your fed up and ask him to do something and he pulls the “yes ma’am/sir” move

* He’s the type of help bust you out of a holding cell/help you run from the police (he’s your partner in crime I’ll die on this hill)

* He love starting harmless beef with people online for no reason, specifically getting into fights with kids on ROBLOX just to see them get mad

* Man has like 1029292 emails to make new accounts bc he’s gotten banned from doing this so many times 😭

* He loves playing video games with you. especially if your playing something like cod or a racing game he would aggressively wiggle your controls to mess you up and act like nothing happened

* Ok ok hear me out, he doesn’t believe in games or things having an age limit, so he would play those 2 player ROBLOX obbys with you. He also LOVES playing horror games with you, you guys always yell at eachother over who has to go in front tho

* Y’all can communicate without even speaking ISTG

* He discreetly nudges your shoulder during a meeting and side eyes someone in the room, translates to “you see this shit??” Glancing towards the door then at you “let’s ditch this” peeking over someone’s shoulder and making eye contact with you while he’s talking to someone “HELP ME.” Or alternatively “is this bitch FR??”

* He has the mouth of a sailor, has taught mayday multiple cus words and acts like nothing happened

* He LOVES kids, absolutely loves them, he would be such an amazing parent

THIS IS HIM PROVE ME WRONG

* This might be an unpopular opinion but I don’t think he would give a shit what race/gender you are, he loves you for YOU and doesn’t care what color you are or what’s in-between your legs (in short he’s bisexual and doesn’t give a shit about whatever you are, he’s here for your personality)

* I think his favorite flavor of juice would be cranberry, but like the rlly tart cranberry juice

* Height thing’s but not because your short, just bc he’s freakishly tall

* As a fandom we’ve already established he does the thing where your cooking, or minding your own business, and he hugs you from behind and puts his chin on your head/shoulder

* I don’t think he has a “type” per say, but I feel like he’d prefer people who are also in any sort of alternative culture (punk, goth, emo, alt, and I dare say earthy/fairy TO AN EXTENT counts for that)

* I am biased because you can’t tell me this man wouldn’t fuck with a goth bitch, or just another punk (his WEAKNESS is punk girls)

* He loves doing makeup for you, especially eyeliner because that gives him and excuse to get you to sit in his lap

* If you don’t already play guitar, he would defiantly teach you by sitting behind you with his head on your shoulder to show you the right cords

* And he’s definitely gonna be praising tf outta you “good job” “yeah, you got it love” “mhm just like that”

* He also loves doing your hair/helping you do/cut your hair, no matter what texture it is

* I feel like before he settled in punk he went through an emo phase in middle school, and HATES his pictures from that era, like he would tackle someone to get it away if they found any trace of it

* He probably had some fuck ass fake piercings because his parents wouldn’t let him get real ones, and crusty eyeliner in his 7Th grade school photo

* I think his first face piercing was a nose piercing he got done in the school bathrooms in 10th grade by some girl with a safety pin

* It 100% got hella infected and he got so grounded for that

* He puts you first in almost every situation, like it he’s in the middle of a mission with another spider, and you text him, it will be like that scene with miles fighting the spot because he will text you back no matter WHAT

* I’m not sure about this one but I think his world is set in the early 70s (when punk fashion started getting more popular) so when he first came to HQ and saw all of this new text he was amazed and confused as hell

* It took him like a week to figure out most of that shit at HQ

* Most people don’t know he lives on a house houseboat, but I absolutely love that.

* Shit constantly falls off of his shelves from the waves but he couldn’t give 2 fucks about it

* he hates being called “Hobart” if you call him that he’ll either not respond, or know that your PISSED and shits about to go down

* he’s definitely pansexual or bisexual, like I said he loves pussy and dick equally, I feel like also hes either a transman, or AMAB and gender-fluid. Either way there’s no way he’s a cis man, he ATLEAST is he/they

* if he is a transman he would get top surgery but I don’t think he would get bottom surgery, he loves his man-pussy and he thinks if your too brainwashed by society’s gender norms then fuck you

* I think he would also get vines or mushrooms, or like barbed wire tattooed near his top scars

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Alright that’s everything I have for today! If you have any ideas please don’t hesitate to comment or to hit up my asks! I have a few asks I’m currently working on but I also have a bigger original story I’m writing so I’ve kinda been in writers block

If you want to be apart of my tag list don’t hesitate to ask (:

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#into the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown x reader #astv hobie #hobie brown #accross the spiderverse #astv #hobie headcanons #hobie brown x you #spiderpunk x reader #spider punk x y/n #spiderpunk

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aerimomo-mellon · 3 years

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Skz as Boyfriends!

Paring~ SKZ x Reader

Genre~ informative lol

A/N~ yep it was requested! Enjoy 친구 <3

warnings? none. (idk mention of bed related things haha)

SKZ M☁List II Main M☁List

시장……..

✿ Bangchan

We all know this guy and you all have read enough of him I think, to know what imma say. (But for special purposes why not..)

This guy is really really serious about relationships and you are probably the one because he just can’t help loving everything about you.

The fact that he is yours even with all the responsibilities and work he has as a leader and idol is a miracle itself. Therefore consider yourself LUCKY to have the most caring and loving man anyone could have.

Dates- He likes movies hence movie nights and date to the theater are often. If not then he likes taking you to a sports event or the beach cause yeah. ( that vibesssssss you know? )

PDA = 3/10 why?, because as mentioned earlier he is responsible for many important things and he doesn’t want to have any misunderstandings about you and dislikes hate in general. That 30% I gave him was because he would only do PDA if really needed.

In Bed things? Umm not often actually but once in a while yes WHILE he would like it I’m sorry I mean LOVE it..

Con? Yep time! Sorry girl but that time you need, it’s hard for him to fulfill every time.

Cute extra info- Doesn’t mention it but secretly likes when you poke his dimple and say he’s cute.

✿ Minho

There are these majority conceptions, as I said majority but not all cause there are stays who know that he is a sweet guy deep deep down.😉

If you’re his s/o he will give every bit of him to you and expects the same for you. I would categorize him as a boyfriend wo acts like a mom lol. It maybe hard to digest that information but trust me this feeling I have from my gut I can say that he is also very caring. Although he might not say things like I will be there whenever you need me or even I miss you, care for you, but he doesn't need to say this anyway. As action speak more than words our Minho is the same.

Dates- He likes to balance it between what you like and what he likes as well. If you are a new couple he straight up asks what you prefer. Plus point he likes to take you to cat café if you like cats too.

PDA = 0.5/10 why? honestly speaking this guy literally hates to express his feelings. That .5 is literally him agreeing that he is yours and that's it. (when someone asks that is)

In Bed things? I personally think it depends on his mood and not yours. Yup. Somedays he wants you a lot and somedays he likes his space. I'm not saying he hates cuddling but more than that on days he is either tired or stressed he likes to keep that little limit to what happens next.

Con? Attention... you would literally take his cats away from him to get his attention.

Cute extra info- likes it when you call him and yourself Appa and Eomma to his cats.

✿ Changbin

Changbin being the puff/ strong guy(sorry that sounded disturbed lol) We all know how babied he likes to be.

Him as a boyfriend is just very natural, I mean from the way he takes you on a fancy date to even putting nail polish on your left hands. Everything is very genuine and he loves it. The Boyfriend to always apologize first.

I find him as someone to take attraction and the next step which is relationship very seriously. ( the person to be very calculative, it can beat Chan honestly..)Knowing that he is afraid to hurt people in any kind of way, to hurt you even as an accident breaks his heart.

Dates- Our Dwaekki loves taking you on dates with loads of food or snacks. A typical Korean restaurant or even food stalls, he loves seeing you eat than to be broken when you might have some kind of sickness due to eating problems.

PDA = 5/10 why? Because he likes your opinion. He is okay with either if you insist on a particular one but slightly leans on less public knowing. Holding hands and probably hugging you wouldn't be a huge problem for him.

In Bed things? he loves it anytime honestly... if he is horney he is getting what he wants and when you are same goes to you.. you'll get what you want..

Cons? Too much aegyo which makes you do things you don’t necessarily want to. (Stay blessed)

Cute extra info- Praise him! (x100) loves it when you say things like " my boyfriend is so strong.." or even " those arms mmm..."

✿ Hyunjin

I mean do I need to say how into he is with this??? Damn this man is the most prepared man a girl could have. The type to know everything about relationships... from trending couple fashion to even special not important but cute couple events..( that he probably found randomly scrolling through google)

He knows your anniversary, birthday, your moms birthday, dads and basically your whole family knows him too. He also keeps track of your monthly cycle too cause he likes being responsible for you..

He is the type to get jealous very easily BUT wont admit it when you ask. Likes to braid your hair while learning from YouTube.. Likes to buy you so many colorful cute hair accessories. (loves your hair..)

Dates- we all know this guy is fancy so he likes fancy dates but he can also be the complete opposite.. Fancy~ maybe to a art restaurant or even on a fancy boat cause why not.. Normally though~ likes to take you to an art museum or at night to take you on the roof for star gazing..

PDA = 2/10 why? I've probably given hints on my fictions with Hyunjin about this in particular. He prefers keeping this in private and that 20% is with his members (barely)

In Bed things? This guy couldn’t be more romantic lol. Loves being prepared for this buys every thing you both need… and yeah loves it.

Cons? He buys Kammi more hair clips than you sorry….

Cute extra info- likes when you get mad when he cut his hair lol. I apologize to all the stays I know he is cute every time but that long hair just hits different….

✿ Jisung

The craziest boyfriend you could have and will only have. You would low key love your relationship with this man I’m telling ya…

You two would have so much fun like toddlers. He is honestly the cutest, funniest, talented etc.. man you get all in one.. ahaha..

Likes to buy you the most stupid things that actually works for a daily living..( that thing he bought to watch on his phone while laying down 😵)

likes to joke around and talk to you a lot.. gurll listen to him he loves it. He likes to value your problems as well so listens to you too.

Dates- likes to watch anime so you two usually have this anime night cuddle sessions but if he were to plan something outside he would prefer to take you to the amusement part lol.

PDA = 8/10 why? honestly he likes showing you off cause he is fond of you. Basically doesn't care what others think... his parents know you, members, friends outside the group, and stays know you exist lol.. 20% i kept for a reason because he doesn't like it when things get out of handle so he wont do anything to the extent..

In bed things? yes he likes it but that turns up into a tickle fight or even a complete cringe but cute moment..

Cons? He might be very sensitive leading to him being upset and you having to apologize...

Cute extra info- loves it when you kiss his cheeks or just play with them in general..

✿ Felix

I had to bring this up at some point lol.. stays probably know the video where he says his clothes are boyfriend material lol...and yes i agree hands down!

A boyfriend material in his own way ahaha.. i mean we all know he loves to be cared for and loved. That Bangchan! spoiled little youngbok.. i personally feel or think two ways. Either he likes being cared for by you or he takes care for you since now he gets to be the older one..

Felix likes speaking in English so if you know English he would speak both languages as well. Likes to give you blowjobs cause he fell in love with you lol..

Dates- Shopping malls, window shopping, UNO on a picnic lol all these are his favs and so are yours .. Personally speaking he likes to take you to places where he can take lots of pictures of you..

PDA = 4/10 why? I don't know haha yup its just a feeling where I'm in between of two opposite thoughts.. I fell like he shows you to his members and family but not more than that.. (Olivia is most likely to love you)

In bed things? Likes being pampered and loves it when you lead.. happens pretty often actually..

Cons? yes! he like being touchy and so do you but he does it too much which beats ya.. and jealous really easily! and he lets you know that..

cute extra info- compliment him on his freckles and he will blush literally a tomato 🍅..

✿ Seungmin

Sweet really sweet.. he is the typical Korean boyfriend you'll get haha even better than that.

He just likes to talk to you or even look at you all day and keep that puppy smile on him.. The type to sing you a song to sleep or whenever you ask him to. likes to hear you sing too.. attempts to make you laugh but ends up, giving up.

He likes kissing your eyes when they are closed.. or when you just fell asleep after the song likes to give your eyes quick pecks..

Dates- He likes walks and that's why you go on evening walks and return when it's dark.. likes holding your hands. He likes grocery shopping with you, takes you to the rooftop to talk about life and its shitty problems.. Basically effortless things that make your relationship happy for what it is.

PDA = 1/10 why? I mean do I need to tell you this? he is like Minho but just a little bit more obvious.. Prefers to express his love when you two are alone..(that's it)

In bed things? umm yes but no.. i mean he gives in to your begs but I feel like Seungmin is just too into cute cuddling and these things are only when he is very desperate ..

Cons? not much but maybe ignoring you when you ask if he can buy you ice Cream for the fifty-sixth time..(but gives in anyway)

Cute extra info- He likes when he sees you in his clothes.. but doesn't say it and acts like he doesn't..

✿ Jeongin

Baby, baby, Baby..... he is our baby boyyyy but his savage ass towards his Hyungs just breaks it all hahaha…

Jk he is actually really cute, caring, sweet and likes to be protective. It may not suit him but yes he likes scolding people if done wrong to you..

You might be older or younger honestly he doesn’t care.. he is very respectful to you either way. He loves you and is very shy too which you find cute.

Dates- Asks you for your opinion or his Hyungs. He still is very inexperienced so he doesn’t know but sometimes likes it when you two spend time on the swings of some random park with fruit juice 🧃..

PDA = 0/10 why? Cause no no no no not even to his members haha he is just too shy and likes to keep his relationship in its own boundaries.

In bed things? Nope please! I’m sorry stays but I just can’t with Jeongin… (no further details he is just so precious to me)

Cons? He understands very late.. like you trying to say you want to cuddle, kiss etc.. without words he won’t get it. Just fucking be straight forward with our baby.

Cute extra info- honestly everything is cute about him so I can’t fit it here sorry… stays use your imagination here…

끝…

#skz bang chan #skz leeknow #skz minho #skz changbin #skz hyunjin #skz jisung #skz felix #skz seungmin #skz jeongin #skz headcanons #skz x reader #skz imagines #skz fanfic #skz as boyfriends #skz fluff #skz angst

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trashcanfills · 3 years

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Hero Killer Stain | Akaguro Chizome Relationship Headcanons

Yes I’m here to deliver.

The kind of person to only have very few friends. This guy ain’t the socialising type. I mean look at him he practically oozes lone wolf vibes. Not a people person for sure. He’s definitely socially awkward as fuck though thanks to his poker face that part of him isn’t obvious.

If you do manage to be friends with him though, oh boi where do I even begin?

He is an independent guy so expect like long ass periods of non-contact. He would occasionally check in on you to make sure that you are alive and doing well, sometimes with a text saying hes coming over. If you are lucky he might hang around for a while but apart from that he’s not gon do much (totally not because he’s socially awkward cough cough).

Really thoughtful as hecc. He’s not such an asshole to make any demands for you and your time. With how disillusioned he is with the current state of society, he’s going to cherish all the shit you have done for him, especially when you are one of the only ones who stayed with him despite the bloody path he has chosen.

Mention offhandedly about needing or wanting something? So long as he can afford it, it’s definitely going to appear on your table the next day without a trace of him left in your house. The kind to help around the house when he possibly can. Even if you try to deny his aid he’s not gonna budge at all cus he is one stubborn ass motherfucker. After some time you just give up and let him do what he wants. Though it is kinda funny to see the Hero Killer doing domestic stuff around your house.

However he can be a bit of an insensitive jerk at times. He judges a bit too hastily and makes wrongful assumptions. He also tends to believe that the fault lies within the person themselves whenever theres a problem, and will point it out if you asked for it.

This can result in arguments when you make mistakes or anything cus he will unintentionally make a comment that directly attacks you and your character. I can see that eventually you would reach a breaking point where you cry and/or scream at him about these hurtful comments. Yelling would of course devolve into an argument until you explain your feelings and situation to him such that he understands. Crying would just really hit in the realisation on how shitty his actions were and he would rectify that immediately by comforting you.

Hangouts typically consist of you guys sitting there in silence doing your own thing or watching a movie, or both of you engaging in philosophical discussion about today’s society. Yes because this is Stain we are talking about, expect the topic of False Heroes to come about. Once that happens, you would end up listening through his entire rant on False Heroes and their Unworthiness for the Hero title.

You definitely have engaged in debates with him on dealing with false heroes. He would be respectful of your views so long as they are well supported AND well-rounded arguments. Being one-sided esp towards the heroes would make him dismiss your views since it’s the same opinions adopted by the masses. Acknowledging and accepting that his views and ideals are valid would be a big deal for him, even if you disagree.

Sadly I’m not really sure if it would change much on his hero killing ways. To him, it’s the only solution he feels he could implement to best deal with false heroes, and it’s a necessary evil. Plus, he’s more of the take action guy. He can’t really just sit around, wait and think on what to do when there’s so much at stake. I find that it would be good for him to have a partner to hold him back and properly think through some stuff because of this, if he were to get into a romantic relationship. And speaking of that…

If you are in a romantic relationship with him, it’s just the above friendship qualities multiplied by 10 plus the couple things.

He WILL be a mother hen for his s/o. Regarding his friends, he tends to trust their ability to take care of themselves, only stepping in when needed to. Regarding his partner? He takes responsibility for their wellbeing. If their condition is less than perfect, he’s going to do something about it.

Accidentally cut yourself? He’s already grabbing the first aid kit. Sees you aren’t getting enough sleep? Prepared to be whooshed away and dumped on your bed. Stressed and anxious? He asks you to confide in him about your worries, and if you can’t, at least tell him how he can make you feel better.

God forbid someone lay a hand on you intending harm cus if Stain knows about it, he will straight up gut them. He will interrogate you if he sees an injury on you that’s unlikely to be an accident. He’s not going to budge until you tell him who did it to you, and even if you don’t, he WILL find out on his own. He might end up hurting someone innocent so it’s best if you tell him who did it to save him the trouble. And if they mysteriously disappear from your life, that’s only for the two of you to know :^)

He’s definitely not used to physical affection being the loner he is, so if you initiate and like give him a hug or a kiss he will get flustered and blue screen for a short while. He would also be tense when cuddling for the first few times, then relaxing a little bit afterwards. Uh don’t surprise tackle him out of nowhere unless you want to get slashed or chucked at a wall. As much as he loves to indulge in your affections, he still needs to keep his instincts honed for fighting. You never know when someone might decide to attack the both of you. (You tried to surprise hug him once. It ended up with you getting injured and him attending to your injuries while lecturing you a little about doing that AROUND A SERIAL KILLER WHO KILL HEROES for a LIVING)

But otherwise he doesn’t mind physical affection. He would grow to love it, and would gradually take initiative to touch you at any opportunity if you tell him you are open to it. This does become funny with his brilliant poker face, when you guys are doing your own thing and all of sudden he gets close to you to hug, smooch or cuddle. He gives absolutely no warning whatsoever. It never gets old. Your reactions to him doing this amuses him a lot.

Expect occasional heartfelt speeches on how much he loves you or how much you mean to him. Might not realise this himself but gOd he can be a sMOOTH motherfucker. He is good with words, and gENUINE about what he says about. He will pull off the how I saw the world as a dark ugly place until you came along speech shtick and there will be this Moment of you guys beholding each others presence. THATS how good he is. (I mean you heard him monologing while fighting Izuku, Tenya and Shouto like daamn)

He’s a very practical person and isn’t one to be sentimental. He can’t afford to be sentimental if it can jeopardise him and his loved ones in any way. He’s adamant on not keeping anything of his around in your house cus he doesn’t want you implicated or associated with his murders at all.

Somehow, if you both are really really deep into the relationship, I can see him letting both of you carrying rings from each other. Not worn around the ring finger of course cus that can attract unwanted attention, but rather it being attached to a chain necklace that both of you would have at all times.

It’s kind of a promise and dedication to you, in the sense that, if he could or if he had the chance to, he would have formally proposed to you. He hopes that he can if somehow he fulfils his personal mission, and if both of you can find somewhere peaceful and safe together.

Edit: Realised I forgot to add some stuff in lol, so dont mind that I add more points to this already long ass post. Im on mobile so apologies if formatting is weird.

#hero killer stain #stain x reader #akaguro chizome x reader #akaguro chizome #bnha x reader #mha x reader #hnnnnnngh fuck can u tell how much I love this man

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hooterhorror · 2 years

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hello! I recently found your blog and I love it already <3 and so i decided to try and do a matchup!

my name is hailey, I am genderfluid and go by all/any prounous. I usually dress masculine or androgynous and have short dirty blonde hair that goes to my shoulders (I'm probably gonna cut it shorter though) and I have glasses and green eyes. Im a scorpio and I'm 5'7 and my body type is almost like an upside down triangle.

personality wise, I'd say I'm normally a pretty quiet person in public and tend to keep to my own, although I will argue for hours if i really believe someone is in the wrong. I'm pretty stubborn and like to do things on my own and usually hate asking for help. Normally I'm a pretty calm person but I can become pretty intense when im angry or upset. I like being right and don't exactly have an easy time admitting when I'm wrong, but will eventually if I know it for sure.

what I'd look for in a partner would probably be someone who is calm but can be aggressive when they need to be and someone who wouldn't judge me or belittle me based on my interests and who would actually listen to my stories/rants.

thank you so much!

HI HAILEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope ur day is wonderful and I hope this is a good enough gift <333

Tbh, you'd match good with a few characters. But, I match you with...

Thomas Hewitt.

You're average height and this man still towers over you. how does he do that?

You're stubborn when it comes to help, and he's used to having to help with a lot, and he is the epitome of a :( face when you refuse his assistance with something he can tell you're struggling with. Why don't you just let him help? He knows you're a capable and strong person, but getting help doesn't make you weak or a burden! He'll take a step back and let you try..and try... and try... until you've worn yourself down enough to allow a little assistance. Overtime he'll break down some of your stubborn walls and makes it clear that he doesn't mind helping you, in fact he actually enjoys it! Because he cares about you!

He likes to play with your hair when you're both comfy with affectionate touches like that. He'll rake his fingers through it and twirl it around one of his fingers a little. It becomes a subconscious habit of his when y'all are cuddling or have a moment of down time together 🥺

And I 100% feel like a little sign that he cares is him cleaning your glasses for you and putting them back on your face!

he'd also help trim or cut your hair if you'd let him! Just ask! He'd do anything to just be around you- And to think you might have been intimidated by him when y'all first met 😭 he's like a little puppy following you around, quietly wanting some attention but not wanting to disturb you-

Thomas isn't as vocal about opinions as you. But oh my god he loves how passionate and determined you are! He doesn't like arguments though, especially when you're involved in one. If he's around while you're chewing someone out, he'll grab your hand and try to pull you away from the situation. His heart almost stops if you argue with Hoyt, dear god! But if that man should back at you, Thomas is standing in front of you and staring him down- which would be the first time he really stands up against Hoyt, and only cus it's *you*. I think he'd learn to take less shit though from you and from that situation.

Thomas is very nonjudgmental. He can't judge anyone for anything really, being he kills and chops people up for food.... and hes so supportive of his partner, it's just in his nature. He wants to hear everything, so don't hold back on your infodumping! He'll sit there and listen intently, watching your excited body language if it's something you really really love- And oh my god his heart is BURSTING HAILEY- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS POOR MAN!

He'll ask questions, which triggers longer rants, but he doesn't mind at all! You're so adorable when you're excited, he just wants you to talk to him all day- he'd happily listen to you all day everyday if that was possible.

He's far more quiet than you, obviously- but in soft quiet moments when you're both in bed and he's stroking hair out of your face, he'll whisper one word compliments to you ❤️ and oh yeah, PLS LAY YOUR HEAD ON HIS CHEST AT BED TIME!! He's nervous about spooning for the longest time 😭 and he's very comfy and warm so it's a win for you both!!!

#slashers #fluff #slasher #slasher x reader #slasher x you #🗝️—tunas matchups.#thomas hewitt x you #thomas hewitt #texas chainsaw 2 #texas chainsaw massacre #thomas hewitt x reader #slasher fluff #my writing #matchups #slasher matchups #☘️hunter.

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legendary-assassin-stance · 2 years

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All for Seung!

What kind of things do they expect from their relationships? Does this differ between platonic relationships and romantic ones? Is your OC “demanding” or a door mat? What kinds of things do people expect from them in a relationship?

Attention and affection are really all Seung needs from a romantic relationship; he doesn't see himself as clingy (Taijun would beg to differ) but he gets very needy for said attention and affection easily. He's middling between demanding and doormat because he's a bratty bottom he's willing to do whatever Taijun wants, but also is very vocal about his opinion / what he'd prefer.

He, honestly, has basically no platonic relationships. He's never had the time to make friends, and considering any of the Jade Brotherhood as "friends" is a stretch and a half, especially now that Seung has defected from their ranks.

Who is your OC’s favourite person? Why is this person the top of their list and have they actually met them (an idol or rolemodel or celeb can be someone’s favourite after all!).

Who does your OC absolutely hate, the one person who they’d sell to Satan for one corn chip? Why do they loathe this person so?

💖💕💞 Taijun 💞💕💖

As for person he hates? Minister Li. For numerous, personal reasons -- but also just cus he's a bastard.

What is your OC afraid of? Any crippling phobias or some such? How do they act when scared and what helps them calm down? Does anyone ever find your OC scary? Why?

Losing the people he cares about is a big fear of his -- probably why, up until Taijun, he kept everyone at a comfortable arm's length, and only ever had flings with others.

He does have a middling phobia of deep water, and Risen thanks to an incident when he was younger; he has very little reason to go there anyways, but he keeps a wide berth from Old Kaineng. The closest he'll stray to that area is the southern part of Grub Lane, or Lutgardis Plaza.

Does your OC have any triggers? What is the history behind these triggers and are they related to any disorders or mental illnesses? In what ways does your OC react to being triggered?

It's a Very Specific trigger, but being forcefully dragged underneath water causes him to completely lose it (see above phobia re: history). It hasn't happened since that incident, but he'd more in likely gasp out of reflex and nearly drown himself by swallowing a bunch of water in his panic. (Risen water nasty, do not recommend consuming, he was bedridden for like three weeks from illness.)

What does a bad mental health day look like for your OC? Walk us through it with them. What kind of things can help them out of this slump and what kinds of things comfort them when they start to feel like this?

Bad mental health days are... uncommon, but still there enough that he gets angry at himself for them -- they basically make it so he can't focus on anything, and trying to do so results in nothing gained except frustration. Nothing really helps relieve the slump for that day besides simply taking it easy and trying again the next. Before Taijun, he'd go club / bar hopping. But now, he usually just finds where the other man is (if he's home from work.... and even if he isn't) and glues himself to Taijun's side, usually to solicit cuddles (but mostly just for the companionship).

Talk about some of the traumatic events in your OC’s life. These events can be ones that have happened to them or a loved one. These events can be minor or major.

His father dying from an easily-treated / preventable illness, and his mother ending her own life soon after -- Seung knew that any financial help he tried to give them would be rebuked (he'd tried before, for other troubles his parents had gone through), so he basically just had to sit on the sidelines, watching as his father withered away and his mother gave into her despair while he could do nothing about it.

It's been a few years since that, and the sting has dulled minorly, but talking about either his mother or father out loud tends to make him melancholy and prone to tears.

What did your OC want to be when they grew up and why? Did they have any lifelong dreams or ambitions they never got to work on or are they currently working to achieve this dream? Has their life taken a very unexpected turn and put all these plans on hold for a while or have they given up on any dreams?

He's basically grown into what he wanted to be, a mechanist! Ever since he was little, he fiddled with jade tech and learned all the ins-and-outs of it. But since his family was rather poor, he couldn't ever get his hands on any "good" tech, aside from what he could snatch around Kaineng.

Growing up and knowing that a nobody like him would never make it into the big fields like Xunlai, he joined the Brotherhood in his mid-late teens to try and make a name for himself and get his family out of poverty -- unfortunately, his mother and father vehemently disowned him for it. And after they died, he just kind of... stayed, for lack of a better place to go.

Tea or Coffee or Hot Chocolate? Sweet or Spicy? Fruits or Vegetables?

Tea, Spicy, Fruits

Do they wear a specific accessory with a special meaning behind it? What is their usual fashion sense like? What do they wear when they want to be comfortable and what do they wear when they’re going to a fancy party? Or do they just not care?

Seung wears a pure obsidian ring inlaid with four gemstones to represent the four different elements (earth, water, fire, air) on his ring finger -- a family heirloom of Taijun's that has been used as a sort of "promise" ring in the past. Seung goes out of his way to take very good care of it.

His usual fashion sense (at least color-wise) is still minorly dictated by his Brotherhood days -- lots of blacks and jade greens, with golden accents. When he wants to be comfortable, he usually just wears a plain shirt and cloth pants. For fancy gatherings, he does dress up in a suit, mostly because he loves to preen at the attention he gets.

#ask meme #long post #voices of the dead #oc: seung #LOVE........... BOY..........#he's dumb and an idiot and i love him so fucking much #bratty bastard that he is

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Hizashi

Started 7/1/21

Done 9/27/21

Posted: 10/3/21

October 17, Late Morning, Council Meeting

Naruto Uzumaki 7 days old, Status Jinchurriki

Hey! Sorry for keeping everyone waiting, we had a lot of thoughts for the next chapter, a lot of drafts were written, most were trashed, and now we decided on giving you guys this.

(), ‘’, thoughts

“Speaking”

“YELLING, ARGUING”

[commentary]

“Welcome everyone,” said Hiruzen seated in the center seat of the council table.

“As everyone knows, our primary focus today will be to discuss repairs for the village districts that had been destroyed during the Kyuubi attack last week. And please do not argue, everyone will have the same amount of work. As expected, we will follow Plan Rebuild, Section C, Phase 2.” said Hiruzen.

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Hizashi didn’t listen to much of it. He didn’t need to, he was just there to accompany his elder brother. Nobody was here to ask for his opinion. Hiashi was who they wanted there.

‘Well maybe they didn’t want Hiashi there either, Hiashi wasn’t exactly the most likable person in Konoha.’ thought Hizashi

He was only there because Hiashi’s child was arriving soon. So just in case Hitomi went into early labor like Kushina they would still have someone to carry out rebuilding plans. (because his little Neji-chan wasn’t important at all) And though Hizashi said he wasn’t listening, you would hear the civilians' complaints every few minutes.

‘They just had to bitch about everything, didn't they?’ thought Hizashi to himself

---

This council meeting seemed to go well enough, normal enough, if you took into account what had happened the previous week.

But then again they also kept on bringing up this, “What will we do about the dead bodies?” It was mentioned so often, honestly, he thought, they said shinobi were heartless but it seemed like they were the heartless ones. They were so comfortable mentioning death, especially deaths of their own loved ones. It made him wonder how they could claim to be people. Civilians made him feel sick.

Barely anyone asked questions about Minato’s death, it surprised him, though he ignored it without much thought, he supposed it was unanimously understood that Minato had died a hero for Konohagakure. Everyone did like the Yondaime..

---

He didn’t pay attention until Danzo started speaking, midway in sentence-

“-Uzumaki is an infant chosen by us to contain the Kyuubi, it will be the next jinchuuriki”

‘Wait, what? What the hell was Danzo saying?’ thought Hizashi as he started internally screaming and yelling at Danzo. (It’s an ingenious seal, Kushina’s favorite that she created, lets you yell all you want, cry all you want (particularly useful for the Kushina Bawl), scream all you want, all in your mind, and all people would see was a blank face. Kushina liked to call it the Blank Faced Asshole Seal, but she still officially listed it as the Blank Face Seal.) ‘What was he doing telling everyone about the jinchuriki? Why wasn’t the Sandiaime doing anything to stop Danzo?! Wasn’t the Jinchuriki an S-class secret?’ thought Hizashi, but with the Blank Face Seal all people would see was a blank face from Hizashi.

Only con was that it didn’t stop time, so he often found himself being asked if he was alright. (Kushina said the Time Stop was an easy seal (easy, my ass, thought Hizashi, but then again Kushina was an Uzumaki), but it would “fuck up the entire seal cus it ts’nt useable with the Humanlike Movements for Statues seal, that’s the thing about layered seals Hizashi, you are literally layering each seal on top of each other, and when you do that, sometimes it works, but most of the time, you end up with a burn or some other injury, they work fine on their own but they, say, repel, each other when used together at the same time t’tbane.” as Kushina said.)

---

“-that is all I have to say” finished Danzo.

And then the civilian council erupted into madness, screams and shouts that the child was a shapeshifter, the kiyuubi in disguise, fooling the Hokage and his besties, (‘if only they could form logical conclusions as fast as they form conspiracy theories’ thought Hizashi as he watched them get dragged out)(of course they didn’t actually call the Hokage advisor’s besties, that was an inside joke Hizashi knew) other people accepted the child was a jinchuuriki and could go rampant at any moment, a lot other hypocrisy and bull went ignored as ANBU had to drag them out the doors for the real council meeting to start.

Once the civilians were all evacuated from the room, privacy seals were activated.

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‘Huh,’ thought Hizashi, that was unusual, though not really considering the kyuubi had just destroyed over half of Konoha a week ago. But those were the really old seals, not the normal privacy seals activated during more important than average meetings, that anyone could bypass, (but was anyone going to stop an important source of entertainment?)but the seals activated today were made during the founding days of Konoha, the best Konoha had since they were gifts from the Uzumaki clan. No one made better seals in the Elemental nations now, not even Kushina (and she couldn’t bypass them either).

Now on the thought of seals and Seal Masters, Hizashi couldn’t comprehend how in the world, [like in the whole universe how,] how Jiraiya was a certified Seal Master, Jiraiya wasn’t even certified a Sealing Apprentice of a certified Seal Master!!! Kushina only ever made it to Sealing Apprentice, but Hizashi could assure you, she could be a Seal Master. [if only her mother hadn’t] Jiraiya’s world of sealing was worlds below Kushina’s. It was like comparing the power of the Sage of Six Paths in his prime to a civilian childs weakest low. It was as if the sealing arts were a joke now.

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Just then Hizashi checked the clock and realized his ramblings in his brain had taken up a sixth of the meeting, welp, he didn’t care, he’d been through enough briefings to know that nothing important happens in the first 20 minutes of the Shinobi council meeting most people get up to stretch or use the lavatory.

‘But who could blame them?’ thought Hizashi “they all had to sit in those flimsy plastic fold up chairs, while the Sandaime and his besties sat in better chairs. Honestly, he knew they had to cut budgets because of the toll the war had on them, but seriously? Seriously besties? Couldn’t you give us the same chairs you have, instead of letting us suffer here?’ Hizashi thought, as he walked back to his seat after washing his hands and stretching.

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“Thank you for your cooperation and patience, (Hizashi sure as hell wasn’t cooperating anymore, the Hokage had just stood by while Danzo publicly revealed an S-class secret.) Since we have publicly announced the jinchuriki (aw bestie, you shouldn’t have!) new laws are soon to be,” said the Sandaime, with Koharu, Homura, and Danzo seated beside him.

“I’m sorry to those who will be affected by this as since Naruto Uzumaki is now a jinchuuriki, her life will not be as it was supposed to be.” said the Sandaime

“Anyone who was bestowed guardianship of Naruto Uzumaki under their wing after the death of her parents shall not, now,” said the Third Hokage. As Hizashi listened, his lips forming a frown.

‘Mikoto won’t like that when she hears’ thought Hizashi, and by coincidence, there she was as she stood up, all eyes on her, as she spoke. (He hadn’t seen her for three weeks, she never came by, and the Uchiha never let him into the uchiha Compound.)

#hizashi hyuuga #female naruto #naruto #fuck hiruzen #fuck danzo #ao3fic #kushina uzumaki #mikoto uchiha #baby naruto

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Gossip Girl 2.0

So. . . I was unsure of whether I was going to talk about this or not but… in the end, here we are!

I shall be talking about the Gossip Girl Reboot.

Now quick disclaimer and mild *excuse you* to HBO, please find ways to make your content accessible to Europe because there are those of us that are interested and unfortunately your "Max" service is US only and honestly i see no reasonable logic behind it. Therefore my means of getting access to this content shall not be discussed.

Extra disclaimer, there will be spoilers. Doi.

Now I am a big die hard fan of the original GG series and despite the outdated (to today’s standards) comparisons and slang, some of the topics hold up even today. For anyone curious or questioning my opinion, based on my generation, I am mildly in the middle as a Zelenial at 23. I did not grow up with GG, I learned about it when I was 14 but watched it for the first time when I was 19. Since, I have watched it up to 14-17 times; more than 10 for sure. So you can do with that as you please. The main reason I mention this is due to some articles and comments pointing out that maybe it’s a “Gen Z only media” or that “Millennials are just bitter cause it’s not theirs”. Keeping that in mind I will be as per usual showing the ups and downs of the show (so far and later on) from my own personal perspective.

After watching ep 1. (& now 2 which will be in a separate post after this) I have a few questions, comments AND concerns. So let’s get into those shall we :)

So let's do a little round up of our characters.

We have newcomer Zoya Lott that is moving to NYC on a Constance scholarship! But little did anyone in the show know, it was all a plot to get to be with her *half sister*. WHAT?! So the tldl on that is that Zoya and our other main character, Julien Calloway, share a mom! Mom, that i quote "left Julien's dad for Zoya's dad and the dads hate each other" because of which hate, they had absolutely forbidden their daughters from communicating. One thing led to another, a friend request was sent and this is basically the parent trap. . . . but for the kids. . .and they're aware of it cause they made it. . . I suppose? The parents haven't really been mentioned to matter in their plan, however, they do keep bringing up their middle names as "Zoya Jane and Julien Elizabeth" as clues left by their mother? Now some rumours around the web have connected the names to the Pride and Prejudice novels and while that would be extremely Gossip Girl-esque to do, and I am entirely up for that, hell yea!!! I'm wondering if it's as simple as... their mother's name was Elizabeth Jane... but maybe GG will be the one to discover that secret first? Other than that, Zoya is very much a very trusting "innocent type" character that probably has more past than we know about so it will be quite interesting to see how that elaborates going further into the series.

Then there is self-made influencer Julien Calloway. She is the new version of queen at Constance but as stated, they "don't do the patriarchy anymore". While she appears all smiles and kindness, personally i feel as if JC is kind of fake? She has things she cares about yes, but the moment someone or something interferes with her followers and her social standing or Obie (more on him later)

"the gloves come off and the claws come out" - Serena Van der Woodsen

When it comes to Julien I am honestly more curious to see who she is once you take away the followers and the media. Will she be an actual person or just a shallow obsessed spoiled brat? I just hope it won't be the typical story of "have to be perfect and have to have everyone like me because my mom left" ie. has mommy issues. That is how that cliche goes after all. So I am greatly hoping that's not going to be it for this one.

Obie Bergmann! We get introduced to Obie as Julien's boyfriend. Throughout ep 1, the things we learn about Obie are that he is basically the richest in the group, and lives in Dumbo. (irony from original GG for anyone that can guess it). He appears like a super nice and kind dude, a supportive boyfriend, kind of bland and tired of the relationship but the main thing that bothers me about him so far is his impossible to ignore "white guilt syndrome". For anyone unaware, "white guilt" is "remorse or shame felt by a white person with respect to racial inequality and injustice". While it's not a bad thing trying to make up for the in-equality in the world, here's hoping that's not his entire character cus that would get old quick.

Then we have the bestie, Audrey Hope. Audrey. . . is cold but to the point. Very analysing and observing. Definitely the type of character that would take all the info first and decide what to do after. I both like and am confused by her? Her cold mannerisms are quite enjoyable among the masses of drama and emotion I won't lie. However, i do predict a juicy threesome between her, boyfriend Aki and one Max Wolfe. Honestly, I am highly interested in how their relationship evolves.

Aki Menzies is kind of a mystery as of the moment. As to be expected with just 1 episode, we won't know too much about all the characters. He is the very supportive boyfriend that tries to keep the peace between everyone.

Max Wolfe on the other hand appears like the much more flamboyant version of Chuck Bass, if Chuck Bass had a supportive family environment and no limits on who he's dating. That's more or less for him but kuddos for his 0 hesitation to basically have a pic of his dick sent to everyone. I will never not find that hilarious. But again, between these three is my prediction for some juicy interactions. Cause to be fully honest, the chemistry is undeniable.

Monet de Haan. Ah. She is honestly the savage that we need around here. She is the control and the power behind Julien's brand honestly. I am curious how come she helps Julien with her brand rather than have her own? If we go off anything said in the episode, she is more feared than adored so maybe that's why? But Monet honey, fear can also have a following, just . . a different one.

And then there's Luna La, "The stylist" while we don't know much about her, some of her one liners are actively giving me life. Her and Monet are definitely a package deal and i wonder if there is juicier gossip there that we don't know yet.

Lastly, we have our new Gossip Girl. Young teacher, Kate Keller. I won't lie, i did not see us knowing who GG is from the get go. I am however wondering whether this will drag her down to the level of highschoolers (besides the fact that she looks younger than some of them xD) Something that is bothering me in the reboot however, is that technically, characters that represent adults, spying on minors??? Like they even make the point that "i shouldn't have these, i should be in jail" in regards to having almost naked pictures of the kids. Like it's not really okay??? In the original yea no one knew who GG was but they always knew it was someone their age. The teachers didn't care at those times. But they do now and I am not fully sure how okay it is.

And of course, the extras like some of the other teachers behind GG and the parents. We however, don't know too much about them as of now so we shall see soon. If any new characters are introduced they will be addressed but for now, onto the episode!

The half sisters plot is definitely interesting so I would love to know where the whole middle names thing will go. The story line I'm most interested in at the moment however is between Audrey, Max and Aki. I want to see that unwind into something horrendous but then beautiful! It has so much potential in my opinion. In terms of character development however i want to see who Julien is without all of her fame and followers. When the focus is not the media and the attention. I want to see that Julien.

The first episode definitely introduced us to a lot of things at once so far that is my take on them. I'm sure that in the future both the teachers and parents will be a bigger part but one thing is abundantly clear. Unlike the OGGG, there won't be more than maybe 2-3 seasons depending on the ages of the students. The teachers won't follow them onto college will they? Or will things drastically change along the way? It was rather amusing seeing them talk about all the old characters however, and reference the OG Gossip Girl. I am vaguely offended that they categorised twitter as "a glorified chatroom for memes for people over 30". Like dude. . . that hit me hard. I am happy that FB was never even mentioned as existing tho! Cause let's be honest that is not the "hip" thing anymore. But the rules they put down at the party definitely made my head spin. Had to listen to them twice to even get what was happening.

But that's probably enough of me babbling on about this xD If you want to find this on an apparently dying type of media, here's my blog post about it as well lol: https://acloudkat.wordpress.com/?p=960

#gossip girl reboot #gossip girl #reboot #series things

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FGO White Day Quiz Results!

@otaku-tactician worked on translating the questions so I decided to do the answers, please note that this is pretty long but I hope you enjoy!

Gilgamesh- S Strong! / I Type

You who have a strong desire to improve yourself and want your partner to have a certain status. For you, the ideal partner is one who has the bullishness to respond to high demands and the S spirit to sometimes correct the way. We will be able to grow while working hard with each other.

Mandricardo- Good Attentive / Air Reading Type

You who are good at being attentive with your own flexibility. However, do you often get tired of trying to capture the atmosphere of the place? In such a case, we recommend someone who can read the air and act carefully. If you are two people, you can share the same values, and you may naturally relax and have a good time.

Edmond Dantes- The desire for monopoly is more than anyone else!? / Overprotective Type

Straight to satisfy your desires! The person who pushes forward without worrying about the surroundings is also a person who has a strong desire for exclusivity and always watches over. By seeking each other, we may be able to build a close relationship where no one else can intervene!?

Jekyll & Hyde- Unpredictable / Two-sided Type

A solid you who wants to proceed as planned as possible. However, do you sometimes feel that those days are "boring"? In such a case, we recommend a so-called "mysterious" partner. His unpredictable behavior should give your life an unprecedented sense of tension.

Cu Chulainn- Reliable MAX! / Big Brother Type

You are loved by people around you as "senior!", But in reality, you often think "I want to be sweet ...". In such a case, it is important to have a big brother who can rely on you more than you. If you have a partner who will wrap you up with a generous love, you can feel free to bring out the sweet side that you normally hide.

Kid Gilgamesh- Too cute ♡ / Younger Brother Type

For you, who has a great capacity to keep up with things, your ideal partner is an innocent and innocent younger brother. Enjoy seeing and talking with your remarks. You will want to love that cuteness forever.

Moriarty- The back work is yours ... / Intelligence Criminal Type

You who can move with high calculation without being aware of it because of its cleverness. It is the intelligence criminal type that can be called "The Mastermind" that takes you to a higher level. However, be careful not to get too addicted to the underground world!?

Karna- I don't care about small things! / My Pace Type

I want to accomplish as much as I can in my one-time life! You who work hard with such thoughts seem to be comfortable with someone who can keep their own pace. Can you give you unexpected advice from a unique perspective when you stop?

Archer- Calm and calm / Realist Type

You who want to analyze the advantages and disadvantages properly. When you are at a crossroads in your life, you need someone who can calmly discuss and discuss. If you take a realistic opinion, it's just a demon and a gold rod. People around you will admire "that person is always calm".

Salieri- If you think! / One-way Type

If you decide "this", you have the physical strength to keep running until you achieve it. A good partner is someone who runs in parallel with you. There is no doubt that you will be able to explode if you combine two people who are going my way and you can not see the surroundings!?

Izou- Muteppou / Naughty Type

You who are well cared for and are said to be "gentle" to the people around you. The so-called madcap type may be perfect for your opponent. Not only can he keep an eye on him, who is dangerous and unrelieved, but he seems to be able to become a combination if he gently helps him.

Asclepius- No arguing! / Theoretical Type

You who are honest and diligent, and who are regarded as "serious" by the people around you. A person with logical intelligence is recommended for such a partner. If logic is combined with that honesty, it may become a perfect existence that no one can argue with.

#my work #fate/grand order

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aonogifreactions · 4 years

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Amaimon alphabet headcanons - [SFW]

a/n: its 2:10am. i have no regrets. enjoy!!

Amaimon:

A = Affection (How affectionate are they with an s/o?)

Affectionate? More like possessive, oop. Well, Amaimon's pretty affectionate - if you consider that one of his arms is wrapped around your waist almost all the time, no matter where you are. Other than that, not really, unless you "educate" him a little bit.

B = Breath (What could their s/o do to take their breath away?)

Beat the shit out of somebody, literally. Whether this would be in your defense or someone made you angry, he's impressed in both situations. Obviously, he will help you if someone attacks you, but damn. That stupid dude that just attacked you is now lying on the ground and your knuckles are all bloody? That's hot. (insert Amaimon with binocs)

C = Cuddling (Do they cuddle? If they do, how and when do they cuddle?)

He cuddles you when he feels like it, or if you pester him enough. You can also win him over using sweets. He likes having you on his lap, your one hand playing with his hair and the other one feeding him. Now, when you feel down, he's all about spooning you and giving your neck little kisses.

D = Dream (What do they dream of doing with their s/o?)

Lazing around, feeding him and doing nothing is his dream. That's it, pretty much.

E = Effort (How much effort do they put into a relationship?)

*snorts*- He's (kinda) trying and that matters.

F = Fear (What do they do if their s/o is scared? How do they handle it?)

Amaimon gets angry. Like, really, really angry and it doesn't really matter if that's because of the storm you're scared of or a person. Depending on your emotional and physical state, he's either gonna calm down a bit or go get his hands dirty. Just imagine him hissing every time it thunders outside.

G = Gifts (What type of gifts do they give their s/o? Do they want a gift in return?)

He gives you the most beautiful flowers from all around the world, and honestly, this is so breathtaking sometimes that makes you tear up (he, on the other hand, doesn't understand why you're getting emotional; its just flowers, right?). Doesn't really want nor expects to get a gift in return, but will appreciate (in his own way) if gets one.

H = Hugs (Do they hug their s/o? How often?)

He himself hugs you when you're either injured or he hasn't seen you in a while (but hugs you back when you hug him first, anytime). Doesn't really feel the need to do it often.

I = Intimacy (How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)

Amaimon?? Romantic?????? Explain it to him. After that, he probably won't do that anyway. Intimacy though? no problem. He's made out with you and done worse things in public, so its pretty much a normal thing for him.

J = Jealous (Do they get jealous? How do they act when jealous?)

Oh, my sweet summer child, he gets jealous a fucking lot, unless he knows that person. Hopefully you have fast reflexes, cuz otherwise if he isn't stopped he's going for murder if he's pissed off enough. Demands explanations, such as who that person/people were. If he's in a good mood, he's just gonna throw you over his shoulder and walk away.

K = Kiss (Are they a good kisser? Do they like to kiss? How often do they try to kiss you?)

Amaimon's quite a good kisser - he's gotten some experience throughout the years. Plus, he likes kissing more than hugging! His kisses are unexpected, usually when you're busy and don't notice him as much - it's his way to get your attention back too. Also, when he kisses you, one of his hands is in your hair, pulling it slightly.

L = Love (When do they say they love you? How often do they say it? Do they prefer to say or show it?)

He doesn't really say that cus he doesn't fully understand the meaning of that words; he also thinks it's "too human". Instead, he's declaring his love through actions - such as protecting you or listening to your vent (he really is a good listener, but doesn't give you any advice; he knows you're gonna make the right decision. Plus, he gives you free cuddles too.). One more thing about saying "I love you" - he will say it, but its gonna take him a lot of time to realize and convince himself that it's "the love that humans talk about" - the highest possibility is after your near-death experience.

M = Marriage (Do they want to get married? If so, what kind of ceremony?)

Doesn't care about that. He'll probably say no, cuz its too much of a hassle with paperwork. HOWEVER! He might propose himself - which, bluntly said, means some demonic shit involved. Despite that incident with Shiemi, I dont think he casually proposes to a woman he barely knows - if you say yes, it means that both your body and soul will belong to him, dead or alive.

N = Night out (What type of dates do they like to go on? How often do they like to go on them?)

Wants to go out with you almost every day, or rather night - he finds pretty spots during the day that aren't available for normal people to reach. These are usually picnics, or you both lying on the grass together, watching the stars with your personal heater.

O = Out of the Ordinary (What’s something they don’t normally do with/for their s/o?)

Amaimon reminds you every once in a while that you shouldn't mess with either Lucifer or Mephisto, cuz he sadly won't be able to save you if the situation gets ugly. One - he's aware that both of them are way more powerful than he is, and two - he wants to stay neutral as long as possible (lets ignore Mephisto for a while).

P = Playful (Are they playful in a relationship? If so, how do they play around/mess with their s/o?)

Playful, hm? He's more annoying than playful - well, unless you consider poking you to death as "playing around".

Q = Questions (Do they ask their s/o their opinion on things? Do they share theirs?)

Amaimon asks for your opinion, but ends up doing what he originally thought. Depending on the subject, he says his own opinion either often or rarely. For example, he'll answer "why sweets X are better than Y" but if asked about his brothers' plans, he'll just shrug.

R = Random (How spontaneous is their relationship? Do they do things on the spot or plan ahead?)

Your whole relationship is spontaneous to begin with, and so is everything else. You can try to plan something ahead, but keep in mind that will probably change anyway.

S = Sleep (How do they sleep with their s/o?

He loves sleeping with you - thinks that your small and delicate form is "cute", as humans say; but it's not as pretty as it seems. He shuffles a fucking ton in his sleep, occasionally snores. You may have experienced a very ugly smack of his elbow in your face once. Or twice. But don't worry, you can smack him back, he'll think it's just an annoying bug.

T = Trust (How much do they trust their s/o?)

His trusts to you gradually grows, so with time he stops checking if you're telling him the truth or not.

U = Unique (What makes them unique as an s/o?)

He silently adores you. Like, you have something you're passionate about and you're in the middle of explaining it to him, and the way your eyes shine makes him fall in love with you more. The thing that you're never tired of showing him new things, that you're always patient with him and so on - it makes him so soft. He'll never tell you that, though.

V = Vulnerable (How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)

A very, very, VERY long time, relying on his trusts to you. He's enraged, snarling, but you're the only person that's able to calm him down. Despite his furiousness, he listens to you, doesn't destroy anything. It'll take a while, but you always manage to do it.

W = Wild Card (Get a random domestic headcanon of the character of your choice)

Tends to grow some flowers and put them behind your ear. You look insanely cute while he "just thinks it fits you and you should wear that".

X = X-Ray (What would they do if their s/o got injured?)

Anger, anger, slight panic and taking you to a hospital - in that exact order.

Y = Yuck (Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o? Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?)

Please, PLEASE don't talk about his brothers (especially Mephisto - he'll get jealous) and father while being with him. That's why he isn't in Gehenna, but with you.

Z = Zeal (Are they passionate as an s/o? Do they want or like passion?)

He's pretty passionate? or tries, at least. Whether you're passionate as hell or just like him, he's all for it.

#Ao no Exorcist #ao no exorcist imagine #blue exorcist #blue exorcist imagines #amaimon #Headcanon #alphabet headcanons #Pure

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stimmypaw · 3 years

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Stimmypaw reads Darkest Night! The fourth text post!

Back with these uh live reading comments! Remember those? yeah! I'm on the fourth book of Warrior Cats: A Vision of Shadows :D I read The Apprentice's Quest and Thunder and Shadow and Shattered Sky and now!! I'm here :D and boy did I have a time. Click read more to see it!

NEEDLETAIL?????????

Needletail???????????

What?????

OH???????

Wh THIS GUY IS TALKIN 2 DEAD PEOPLE????

HOW WHO IS THAT

OH MY GOD

These guys are weak and dumb skyclan is epic and sharing the territory with them is good, but of course sparkpelt isn't dealing well with change wink wink nudge wink nudge nudge huh???? (this is a nod to how I project into her and say shes autistic)

I am getting anxious for tinycloud SERIOUSLY how much longer until those kits??? Everyday you show up and its WOW my tummy ssure is HUGE AND BULGING I just Wonder Oh When They'll Be Born, probably pretty soon!!! :) and then they arent!!!! Birth dammit!!!

Cherryfall cut the sick and hurt cats some slack jeez youre Fine, youre not feeding half the forest and you have THREE medicine cats ready to help you if youre not feeling well

Bastard Cherryfall I hate you /lh

Dovewing and Tigerheart have relationship drama again. What is UP with those two I simply do not understand them

Watching Bramblestar trying to control this bizarre situation is actually funny he is so close to screaming "PLEASE dont be mad :c"

SOON WHEN???? JUST KIT THOSE KITTENS DAMMIT

Get her, Alderheart

They LITERALLY said something about sharing the territory, they were like "Stars have five points baby and we need those 5 clans togetherrrr" what else do these cats want??? I know its a big change but its necessary

Wait everyone shut up that cat is named Podlight this is so important to me

Dang these cats are really still struggling :c I wish they didnt blame each other

Harestar is so cool

What the FUCK mistystar????

God what a disaster of a gathering Starclan is gonna be so pissed everyone is doing the opposite of what they should

I was holding my breath oof

I hope thunderclan gives some territory too thats too small a space for Skyclan

Oh boy oh boy oh boy i am Anxious for these Kitties

Violetpaw is me having nightmares every night

Macgyver is a heavily gringue name and I have No Clue how to say it how the hell do you say it

Update its either Mick Guyver or Mac Guyver apparently

Its fun to see how different the sisters are from one another, I love them both

I also love their mom with the name identical to puddleshine wish I got to meet her

IM CRYING BRO........M...MDB.....NFBANN.....VIOLETPAW BELONGS MY DARLING MY DAUGHTER

Sadly Twigpaw is for gender binarism 😔 /j

Twigpaw is often in her thoughts and doesn't pay attention to anything around her and I love her for that

Bad news Finpaw is gonna lose his tail, good news I can draw his tail fin-shaped

Puddleshine surgeon moment!!!

I love Graystripe and Millie

And I love that being flirty is a part of Sparkpelt's personality, I don't know what Alderheart is talking about she's always been dandelion-headed

Ok this is epic, I’m glad we’re breaking gender roles in Warrior Cats my heart dropped when the books called Briarlight cr*ppled, that’s the thing they promised not to do anymore recently right? I’m not sure but, I could use some uh less ableism on my Warrior Cats, the series is old but the newer books should be better, so yeah, good modernize these cats babyyy

OH COOL Skyclan journey!!! Fun I hope they find someone :] also fuck Molewhisker and Cherryfall bastards.

Jayfeather is gonna miss Alderheart too much for him to leave hehehe

ALL of Starclan showed up just to call out Riverclan pahahah

oooo is shadowclan haunted?????

FINALLY TINYCLOUD IS KITTING YES GOD YES GO QUEEN GOOOO!!!!

I wonder why Twigpaw wants to stay behind, there has to be more than just the camp stuff

"I wish I were more positive like Twigpaw, but at least I'm just as scarred by the death of my loved ones as my dad :] I like being like him"

Violetpaw witnesses a car crash 😔 that was a bit messy what happened to those cars also why the hell was one of them smaller was it a bike??? Or ???? Idk what's up with it!!!

Needletail just happens to have slow-down turned on for her on the discord chat so she can only say like a few words each hour :/ why the hell is she here tho Violetpaw needs to get OVER your death!!!!

This short exchange has made me love Dewpaw

Also, I love Twigpaw, I still wonder why she stayed behind tho

Ahh, is it cus she feels too estranged from her family :c ? I wish her mom was around maybe that would help

Jee Twigpaw be a tad more empathic, I can see Twigpaw struggles with that sometimes

You can't cheer him up right now he's grieving, just find him on common ground, talk to him, don't try to make him happy just try to keep him company

Oh wow finpaw that's a dangerous thing to say I hope Twigpaw doesn't crumble under the pressure to never be sad because people like her because she's happy and her being sad would be bad

ALSO I JUST REMMEMBRERD UH TWIGPAW MENTIONED BRIARLIGHT BUT BERRYNOSE IS RIGHT THERE???? HE IS RIGHT HE DIDNT DIE OFF SCREEN IM SURE OF IT WAIY

BERRYNOSS IS RIGHT THERE I CHDCKED!!!! HE LOST HIS TAIL TOO AND HES A GREAT WARRIOR, TWIGPAW!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED IT ITS MORE RELATABLE

Okay I'm glad they're getting along this is nice

Oh look twigpaw you Are like your father :] this is cute

Skyclan begins to fish competitively I'm glad

I like it when medicine cats bicker about their leader's behaviors ehheheh, Jayfeather talking about how weak Shadowclan is, Alderheart being annoyed at his father for wanting to stay silent, the others worried about the tensions this is all cheff the kisser

Jayfeather spitting the truths about how Starclan doesn't know shit, and he is very much one to speak

Puddleshine: Rowanstar stepped up the patrols :c

Leadstar: He has warriors enough for that?? Damn good for him

Dang poor Skyclan I hope they manage stuff better soon

Oooo the girls are fighting!!!

Alderheart starclan anxiety time dang

Sheep :]

Needletail :[

I'm sad Ravenpaw isn't here, this is a lovely reunion scene but knowing Barley will be alone when they all leave breaks my heart

Oh, maybe not, but if they stay I'll be sad also cus Skyclan needs its warriors

Aw man, Twigpaw is struggling :c

OUCH

I WANT SKYCLAN 2 SWIM THO......

Omg crimes

That sounds kinda possessive twigpaw!

DOVEWING?????

WhHAHAGAHAHA WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

omg tigerstar 2 real

Whats he gonna do to rowanstar???

ALRIGHT THATA OVER THEN PAHAHA

Aw, I'm glad they're having fun tho, and that twigpaw sees herself as skyclan

Alderheart, as he meets someone for the first time in a while: ARE YOU OKAY???

Blackstar protagonist moment

The medicine cats: our gods are toying with us again and destiny is uncertain

Leaders: I cannot DO this right now PLEASE leave and let me care for The Real Issues

Alderheart: YOU WILL hang out at my house Willowshine this isn't up for debate

Riverclan suffered enough and it's their turn to throw a tantrum about it, honestly good for them hsghahah

Alderheart asks his father to go on a quest to check people's feet

WHAT THR HELL IS A CANTANKEROUS

Alderheart and Willowpelt sitting there watching Shadowclan fight

This is really funny

HEWWO????

Puddleshine, in his eyes: help help

I love Skyclan

Ok this sounds like it's gonna be very very fun

Mission impossible: Escape From São Paulo

Oh, is Fallowfern deaf? That's so poggers omg I wanna see more of her

Edit: fallowfern is an elder that lost her hearing with age and retired after that happened :/ boring

I love leafstar so much

Juniperclaw: aren't you gonna punish her????

Leafstar: why

Juniperclaw: when I tell rowanstar he's gonna be pissed

Leafstar: don't tell him

Juniperclaw: the fuck is wrong with you and your clan??? Where is everyone???????

Leafstar: busy

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I don't trust abled people specially able-bodied people telling disabled people they just have to train harder and feeling sorry for yourself won't help.

But this is the closest to a positive message to disabled people we have ever had in warriors so I guess I'll take it but I want better

IVYPOOL!!!💖💖💖💖💕

Dang ivypool what a way to show someone you miss them hahaha

Twigpaw: uhhhh how's dovewing?

Ivypool: what do you mean did she do something illegal I'm sure she did

Ivypool is a seriously funny character WHY are you yelling at the young adult about your sisters illegal activities she doesn't know anything about it!!!!

Alderheart goes on an adventure

Feet inspector on the road!!!!

Jasper is so funny I love him

Omg what's he got against clan cats??? What's his sad backstory????

YEESSSS SPARKPELT MY LOVE 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕

Sparkpelt your opinion sucks but I love you

I'm really really glad they had this moment this is really sweet, they hadn't talked for a while but this is genuine like, we hadn't had this sort of relationship in so long in the books with just, dialogue yknow??? THEYRE TALKING ABOUT THINGS

And the pause Sparkpelt takes between her speaking to fix what she's saying "I'm sorry for saving you :c no wait uhh not exactly but like" this is so good so natural so fun I love you sparkpelt

I get why she has a diferent opinion on Skyclan it's good for someone close to Alderheart to have a different mindset from him and for him to have someone like uh be opposites from him a lil yknow contrats his characteristics makes both siblings fun round and full of kitty do you get what I'm saying???

I love this

I love Sparkpelt, love her lil anxious moments, love her, love that she just wants to fool around with toms and enjoys Larksong but doesn't want to get serious you go girl

They wanted to write smart-ass they wanted to write smart-ass so bad

They're doing this in the rain?????

I'm quite certain Violetpaw is a young adult by this point its valid for her to go

Wh why did you let your cat out in the rain dude!!! When it comes back it's gonna dirty up the whole place it's wet out there!!!! And the cold is gonna get in the house!!!!!!!

I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH OH LORD

That was SO INTENSE AND SO FUNNY AND SO MUCH, IM SO GLAD SHE MADE IT I GOT SCARED

Oh this is so epic

That moment when your cat nearly dies and then it runs off and you go after it and then a bunch of other cats show up and start running with it

I hope Twigpaw can see the others soon

Glad to see her keeping her medicine cat knowledge ehehehe

???????

Sandynose I hate you you are so abled

Sandynose: I don't want my son to feel distanced from his peers so I'm distancing him from his peers

DOVEWING???

SANDYNOSE SHUT UP IM GOING TO KILL YOU ANS MURDER YOU

I'm so upset with Sandynose WHY isn't leafstar seeing this WHY DOESNG ANYONE SEE THIS SOMSONE PLEASE CONFORT AND LOVE MY CHILD TWIGPAW DOESNT DESERVE THIS

Angry sad upset why

Piscina

Thanks graystripe

Ok who's dying this time

Ok no one just a background cat got hurt he will survive otherwise it would be relevant

This was intense though what will happen now???

YES FINALLY

Oh this is lovely so good they're here!!! The rest of skyclan has arrived and we are all happy together

That dream felt good

NEEDLETAIL??? AGAIN

Where were you at!!!!

What!!!

Check this man's feet how many toes are there this could be good

What

Hegshahwha what the fuck is up with this guy

Okay I like him

Ohhh THATS tree

Change your name if you don't like it you sound trans already

Yeah nothing makes one smarter like dying

This is very fun I'm excited for more of whatever happening

Twigpaw :c

HIS SNIFFLES

Oh no

Hhhhnn I want Twigpaw to be happy so bad, I hate seeing her struggles

Sandynose you are so evil and very detested by me

You can and you SHOULD feel angry at Sandynose he SUCKS and he is being needlessly mean at you!!!!! There are much better ways to bring up the possibility that maybe you'd be happier with thunderclan!!! Fuck off Sandynose

Oh so Snowbush hasn't improved, maybe he will die?

Poor Alderheart

Oh fuck there he goes

Yeah

Aw man, rip to the background cat

That was a heavy death too

Aw, I was hoping the rest of Skyclan would show up before the gathering, maybe just after it???

I wonder what's going on in Shadowclan

TIGERHEARTS MISSING HUH???

The couple was kidnapped

HUH????

Oh my lord oh fuck

Can't anyone step up to lead why do they depend on Tigerheart so much???

Jesus christ

Alderheart kills his gods

This is so chaotic and funny I'm worried as hell for shadowclan but excited a lot is happening

HI TREE AGSGAHAH

Tawnypelt >:(

Puddleshine: WAIT DONT KICK HIM OUT, CHECK OUT HIS FREAKY FEET INSTEAD

Oh dear

Twigpaw :c

TWIGPAW :CCCC Man rememebr when I said I hope Twigpaw doesn't crumble under the pressure of being happy for others? yeah

GET OUT SANDYNOSE I DONT CARE YOURE BEING REASOMABLE FOR ONCE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LATER

I'm so heartbroken for them

Uh pdhsgahab okay then

Bye finpaw

Wow that was easy for him

This is fun

I'm still sad as hell

Okay there's a lot going on right now wow

The owl scene was funny as hell to picture, this dramatic prophetic moment and the cats just "uuggh is that a prophecy??? Nooo"

Okay so

There's some shadowclan cats missing, considering the many sleekwhisker maps I'm sure she's up to no good but I have no clue what happened to the others and I hope they're okay

Wow! That was really something

Fantastic ending to a very good book its, definitely a different energy from the third but I'm really enjoying this I'm still excited as hell!!! I got worried things would get kinda bad from here but nope!!!! Very fun stuff for now this is very very good and I am enjoying it

This is definitely one of the most fun arcs I've read so far!!! The drama the stakes the little moments everything is tying together really well into a very fun story I'm enjoying a lot!

I worry for Twigpaw and hope for her happiness, and Violetshine too, hope her and Hawkwing deal well with missing her. Tree is being interesting. Alderheart wasn't much of a focus here but always fun to see him trying to solve the damn prophecy no leaders seem to care about. Mousewhisker was okay??? Lots of very fantastic turns for all events and uh let's see where this all goes next!!!

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limbosava · 3 years

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After the Fall and Before The Dawn Thoughts / Spoilers — Very messy loose string of thoughts I wrote down as they pop up

I hope we get to see Gillian and Carmine again cause they were really interesting characters.

Also the fact that Coco pointed out Gillian’s birthmark was more like a brand made me go 👁🕳👁 I wish they had expanded more on that and went into what happened with the Asturias twins too cause. I don’t think Yatsu can live with the guilt of doing that to somebody :(

I’m so happy that after the battle the people of Vacuo and Shade academy students finally accept that the transfers aren’t weak and Shade really isn’t their last choice / resort school and rather their new home. (Temporarily. Velvet’s longing for their return to beacon almost made me cry and it’s so 🥺 whenever CFVY think of Beacon as their home and their team as their family.)

I really really really love Team CFVY’s dynamic and how Velvet isn’t their weakest member but their secret weapon! It’s also really sweet how Coco really pays attention to Velvet’s opinions on things now after Velvet pointed out how no one cared she wanted to stay in Vale when they first decided to go to Vacuo. And Bunnyvision!! That is!!! Sooooo cute!!! Get you an almost inventor gf that makes special glasses for you that are specifically designed to help you deal with your fears. Speaking of that. I /love/ inventor Velvet and how she created the concept of hard light weapons.

Also.. was I the only one who laughed when Octavia said she used the kids as grimm bait..

I love Fox joking around with people and teasing them, especially Neptune who is downright terrified by him. Yatsu best boi, please get him some breadfruit.

I didn’t notice Scarlet and Nolan flirting until I looked at other peoples thoughts afterwards and was like oh. I now see the light.

I wish Sage had more than five lines and atleast a semblance of personality. Also how do tattoos work cus of aura... did he purposely break his aura to get tattoos?

Carmine gay for Gillian? I would like to meet the rest of their friend group in Shade. They seemed pretty cool before Jax had to drop out and Gil followed :( Speaking of Carmine, I wonder how the Shade students treated her while she studied there as how the Shade students treated the beacon brigade was. Unsavory

Interesting to see that people go to huntsman academies even if they don’t want to become huntsmen, ex. Gus and how he just wanted to control his semblance better. That’s nice to know

Okay I really love Octavia and Velvet’s beginnings of a friendship, and how Velvet has caught falling girls twice (coco and octavia) (ahaha you could say they fell for her ;)) Also how Velvet and Octavia share a braincell (the dust tunnel collapse... that was Not a good idea)

I wish Nebula had more personality, and the other members of NDGO too. Also the sand pit arenas in classes are sooo cool. And dust infused weapons like Octavia’s staff.

Of the new characters (?) that were briefly mentioned I would like to know most about Olive Gashley cause her interaction with Octavia at the Crown place was just too cute. Or maybe it was Octavia being mean. If it was the latter .... man. But Olive is also pretty punny from the brief times she was mentioned and I love punny girls.

The scene where Coco blows up the dust rounds she wears on her to get her out of the sand and almost shattering her aura is . Wow that’s so cool and badass but at the same time SHE COULDVE HURT HERSELF SO BADLY IF THAT DIDNT GO RIGHT... COCO PLEASE BE MORE CAREFUL. ITS LIKE TEAM CFVY LOSE THEIR SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION WHEN THEYRE ALONE.

I loved how Coco and Yatsu realized that they were shit without their weapons so practiced hand to hand combat with eachother. I love them.

Also it was cute to see how protective Coco and Yatsu are of Velvet. Speaking of that. Coco and Fox are balanced out by Velvet and Yatsu so well, as the former are described as being a little sadistic and the latter are absolute sweethearts who wouldn’t hurt a soul. Also how Velvet is the team’s heart and soul because she wears her heart on her sleeve while her teammates are/were all guarded. I love how their development is described and how four individuals melted into one family and trust eachother completely T-T I’m a sucker for found family and they are just beautiful .

Might I just say how hype I was to see Neptune use his semblance cause I *love* characters who have water abilities but dangit!! He didn’t end up using it even though it was the perfect opportunity! and that’s so interesting how his power is making water stick. I really wanna see it being used in battle or conventionally. The books also helped me like Neptune more as the show just made me think he was annoying and spineless. It’s also nice to see other characters from Argus.

I love Theodore’s HAVE FUN BLOW SHIT UP attitude. I feel like without Rumpole, Shade would be much more chaotic.

Shade academy seems to have single rooms? Haven too as Neptune described how his room was barely 100 square feet in area and how back at Haven team SSSN turned Sun’s room into a game room when he was gone. This makes Penny’s emphasis on how the teams share one room in Atlas make sense.

It was nice to see Sun grow as a person, and finally stay long enough to feel something for the place. And that he managed to resolve things with his team :,)

This makes me wonder how Shade students and Vacuo folk are gonna react to team RWBY when they get there, cause of their whole. The outsiders need to prove their worth thing. But I cannot WAIT for Coco and Velvet to see Blake and Yang again! Yes!! Yes!! Bees and Crosshares reunion.

Also the hint at new desert outfits for team CFVY when Coco said she had been working on some designs but free time was hard to come by in shade . I am Very Excited.

I wonder what would happen if Gill and Jaune use their semblances on eachother. Infinite aura source?

In conclusion: I really enjoyed the books and I love team CFVY.

#rwby before the dawn #rwby after the fall #rwby btd #rwby atf

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ruels-bucket-hat · 4 years

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JOKE

Part 9 ~ check #joke for other parts

“Hey, hey… HEY!” my shoulder was jerked, causing me to jolt awake. “Wake up,” a man spoke to me, a little loudly.

“It’s kind of hard to be asleep with your hand gripping me and your yelling,” I counter. He shrugged it off and pressed the unbuckle of my seatbelt. “I could’ve done that.”

“You weren’t going fast enough,” he sighed. I couldn’t remember what his name was after being introduced. The rush that Luke went through when telling me the names of everyone never caught on.

“What time is it?”

“Do I look like a clock?” he pulled a cigarette out of his pocket. I kept my stare at him until he would answer. He backed up a little bit and got up from the seat.. “Don’t you have a phone?” He opened the side door and headed out of the van. I was left sitting there, everyone but Easton was gone. Great.

“It’s 2:48,” I heard his dreaded voice. His attitude was changed from earlier, more sullen now than confident. Easton looked back at me, surprisingly, there was no smirk on his face.

“What’s wrong with you?”

“What do you mean? I just told you the time ‘cus Louis wouldn’t,” he sunk back down in his seat.

“You look sad,” I began to pester. Time to get my payback.

“I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“I didn’t ask you for the time.”

“The question was in the air, I figured I would answer. You’re welcome,” Easton stood up and faced me. “Can you please get up now, we can’t leave you in the car alone.”

“Why?”

He didn’t take any time to answer. Instead, he made his way to the back of the vehicle... where I was. He knelt down to my level, making eye contact. “Look sweetie, if you continue to ask questions, I’ll drag you out.”

“I bet you’d love to do that,” I spat and kept my stare.

“You’re right,” he grabbed my wrist and pulled me up from where I was sitting.

RUEL

After Luke, Hardy, and I finished with our business at the front gate, we began to walk to the mansion. Once we got to the back, I noticed that the van’s door was open. Luke seemed to notice too and headed towards the vehicle. “Let go,” I heard her voice. That caught my attention, so I went to stand right next to Luke. He stepped into the van, I followed by peeking my head in. My eyes met Easton’s. His hand was gripped around Victoria’s wrist. I broke contact with Easton to look at her. She had a little pout formed from her lips.

“You were already supposed to be inside,” Luke told them.

“And that’s where we were heading,” Easton replied. Victoria stood crouched, staying silent.

“Where’s Louis? I told him to wake her up,” I added in. It angered me that both Easton and Tori were left alone in the van. Who knows what he could’ve done, or worse - what he could’ve said.

“He went to have a smoke and then went in,” Easton shrugged. While he was distracted, Tori pulled her arm out of Easton’s hand, which caused him to quickly turn to face her.

Luke took Easton’s arm, “C’mon mate.” He led him out the vehicle while I stayed behind to get Tori. I watched them head to the door. Easton found his way out of Luke’s hold, which kind of worried me. I turned back to face Victoria. She looked annoyed with the situation.

“When can I go back to my car?” she asked as she climbed out the van. Before I could answer, she started with another question. “Also, what is with that guy?”

“He wants power.” I simply answered.

“And my car?”

“Give me your keys and I’ll have someone get it.”

“Are you crazy?”

“I’ve been called worse.”

“Like a felon?”

“I actually take that as a compliment.” I smirked. Technically speaking, since I have never been arrested, I’m not actually considered a felon. However, the title suits nicely. It makes me feel like I’ve been recognized. But it is nice to have never been caught. “My name being plastered in newspapers, TV shows, everywhere… I love fame.” I stop myself for a second before rambling, “It does however suck, I have to try my best not to be seen.”

“And the fact that you would go to prison, and then become an actual felon,” she crossed her arms. “Sunglasses and a bucket hat is a terrible disguise by the way,” she mentioned.

“You were the only one that recognized me.”

“Maybe you’re not as infamous as you thought.”

Ouch. We made it to the back door of the mansion. I could hear everyone inside, meaning Victoria did too. “So this is where we hold all of our precious ‘organized crime’ meetings,” I opened the door to the chaos behind it. I stepped inside with Tori following behind. Of course the source of the noise was from Easton. He was yelling about something, I was not interested enough to care. Luke and Bradley eventually jumped into whatever it was they were arguing about. “Louis!” I yell over their shouting match. He looks up at me and walks away from the madness. “Can you take her upstairs?”

“Sure thing,” Louis started to show her the way.

“WAIT!” I call after them and they both turn around. “Tori, your keys?” Her eyes widened at my question. She reached into her pants pocket and pulled out the piece of metal. I reached my hand out so she could place them in my palm. “Thank you,” I smirked. She rolled her eyes and rejoined Louis.

Once they were far enough away I looked to the bickering group. Thankfully, the yelling had died down from when I first entered. “Hardy and Daryl, go get her car at Washington Square. Don’t be stupid and damage it in any way,” I handed Bradley her keys.

After they left, I brought my attention to Easton, Bradley, and Luke. “Now what is going on?” I asked timidly. I crossed my arms as I waited for a response.

Bradley say with his elbows on the counter and a dirty look towards Easton. Luke was about to speak up but Easton cut him off. “We were discussing the girl.”

“It sounded a lot like arguing, but okay,” I sat on one of the bar stools next to Bradley. “What is there to discuss? We’re using her for information, and that is it.”

“And what if she gets too nosey? She’ll start asking a bunch of questions and find herself in a place where she doesn’t belong,” Easton banged his hand against the counter.

“Which she’s not going too, unless you try anything involving taking your pants off,” Luke went off to Easton. “If you scare her off, who knows what she’ll do and who she’ll tell?!”

“If I scare her off?!”

“Don’t even try and act innocent, we all saw your little act in the van!”

“That’s enough!” I stopped them from continuing any further. “She’s gotta learn to trust us if she’s going to be of any help. I agree, Easton should stay away from her.”

“Does Shawn even know of her?” Easton asked with an annoyed tone.

“He’s the one who came up with the idea,” I got up from the seat. I went and patted Luke’s shoulders, “She seems to trust you the most so far, so I need you to go upstairs and try to get all the info that you can from her while I deal with him.”

Luke nods and starts heading in her direction. I brought my eyes to watch Easton as the smirk on his face grew. He was planning something, and I wasn’t eager to find out what secret world he had behind those eyes.

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hello! can i request a matchup for a slasher?

i’m bi and go by she/they pronouns. i’m 5”5 with long wavy platinum hair with bangs and green eyes with fair skin and a hour glass shaped body. people see me as arrogant or intimidating by start, because i’m pretty blunt and i don’t really care much about people’s opinion. i’m very adventurous, pretty laid back, crack jokes and like letting loose. but i’m also very mature, analytical and quick-witted. i’m very observant, loyal to my friends and give great advice, even if my actions are questionable and my words come out harsh. my friends also see me as the personal bully, out of affection, a huge petty tease and very mischievous, call me a chaotic neutral.

i daydream a bit and like to question the universe, theories and existence. i'm optimistic, competitive, not really quick to judge someone and hope for the best in people. my aesthetic or fashion style is something like 70’s, mid 90’s and dark fairy core.

my love language is a tie between physical affection and words of affirmation. my type is someone similar to myself with similar interests, but also has some differences that intrigue me. my type of date would be somewhere like a museum or aquarium.

i love travelling, horror, philosophy, astronomy, animals, music, video games, plants and nature, fashion, cooking, chess and physical activities.

thank you for reading and i hope you have a great day 💜

Thanks for sending this in!!! I love ur style omg ♥️ I struggled a bit with this one but I hope you like who you got!! btw I mostly write for rz!Myers cus his hair... so just picture him when u read this lol

Michael Myers.

Now he isn't the best... partner to have. I know that he definitely doesn't get most of your hobbies at first, but he doesn't *mind* them. He might not sit and learn about stars but he won't get in the way when you cook. He'll linger and get you things that are too high for you to get though!

"Micheal, did you know you're a Libra sun? that just means-" [snoring sounds]

He loves the texture of your hair, by the way! It takes him a while to warm up to physical touch but the first time he initiates it is by running a hand through your hair. It's a constant now, he'll lay with you on his chest and play with it until you fall asleep :)

He appreciates the words of affirmation, even if he doesn't outwardly react. He'll grab your wrist if you try to reach out and touch him, so it's best to wait for him to warm up to the idea before you even start to attempt to ease into it. His love language is quality time. He wants badly to travel the world with you, but he.... can't. Obviously. He'll water your plants for you and bring you home a little sprout for you both to take care of and cock his head at you. in a "do you like it?" way.

He'll watch horror movies with you but he won't touch a video game, sorry. He might watch you play one out of curiosity, and gets particularly interested in the violent ones :) so far you've noticed he really likes the doom games, and pays particularly close attention to those!

"Like this game, Michael?" [slow nod]

He doesn't care that you're blunt. And being that he's Michael fucking Myers he isn't intimidated by you at all. Your blurb demeanor and carefree attitude is probably what made him interested in the first place. Not that he'd ever tell you, nor could you even tell he was interested... But believe me, he's been silently questioning why his chest feels a little tight around you.

He'll introduce you to his interests. I feel like his arts and craft hobby from the hospital carries to the outside world, and he's always itching to make something... sometimes he ignores it though. It's not like he can draw, he's more of a paper mache man.. and that's messy! he doesn't have time for it anymore, but if you show an interest and willingness to try, I swear his heart skips a beat. Who knows though?

Maybe he'll go to the museum with you. If it isn't crowded- It's really unlikely though!

He thinks it's cute when you zone out, completely in your own work crafted just from your day dreams- it's so cute! He doesn't have many questions about the universe himself and doesn't care to think about that stuff, but I definitely feel like he'll let you ramble. It'll help him fall asleep obviously /lh.

And don't quote me on this, but after a long night of slaughtering, he'd like to just lay quietly with you after he's all cleaned up. It calms him just being near you... at first he didn't like the effect you had on him, but he's learned to be grateful.

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rachelalghul · 4 years

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The koala-patterned panty

[fluff]

Okay, so they were all hanging out in the lounge, watching from one movie to another on Netflix, a few episodes of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, ate two boxes of pizza and apparently, there were more snack on the way (Gar ordered a bunch of snacks online). And by ‘they’, meant that Raven, Garfield, Cass, Wally and even Damian Wayne, were hanging out together. Even though Damian didn’t talk much, but he still made the effort to hang out with his girlfriend’s friends. Well, after Raven had pleaded for him to give a chance to make more friends. Clearly, it wasn’t working when he didn’t try to make a conversation with them.

He stayed quiet, sitting beside her on the big couch, one hand around her waist, forming circles on her hips. The only time he opened his mouth was when Gar turned to him for his opinion over an argument he was having with Wally. And Damian’s response was; “I’m not participating in a childish argument,”

Which then made Gar huffed out and crossed his arms, and challenged Damian in a spar, “Wanna bet to see that you’re wrong?”

“Oh sure, c’mon, how much will I get?” Damian sat up straight on the couch, taking on the bet, he could use some money at the moment since his father had recently cut his credit card because of his poor grades, “I could really use some money now,”

“Oh yeah? You’re so sure you can win? Come down tomorrow at 8 in the gym,” Gar suggested, now standing up in the middle of the lounge.

“Oh you’re on, green boy,”

Gar sat down, satisfied, and continued to argue with Wally again. Cass glanced between Damian and Gar, laughing out loud and had everyone’s attention.

“Why are you laughing?” Wally asked, raising an eyebrow at Cass who still couldn’t stop laughing. “Okay, who put weird shit in her food?”

“N—no, not that,” Cass tried to stop her laugh, taking deep breaths and held her stomach, “I just can’t believe that Gar was able to make Damian act childishly just now, and none of them realised it,”

“I’m disappointed, Wayne, I thought you were the ‘I’m matured’ kinda guy,” Cass added, smirking at a now flustered Damian.

“When did I act childish?” Damian asked, not wanting to admit that he lost his cool just now.

“You were,” Raven finally voiced, after being on the silent side watching Gar and Wally while being surprised herself, but she didn’t say anything about it.

“What?” Damian looked down at his girlfriend, who was grinning cheekily at him, “When did I—“

“Nah, dude, you really did lose your cool,” Wally then took the turn to point it out.

“Then that means I’m cool, cus I got him to lose it!” Gar exclaimed excitedly, crossing his arms with so much smugness.

“No, you were totally childish,” Cass mused, “But your childishness broke his ice,”

“You guys are overthinking it, I did not lose my cool,” Damian still tried to defend himself, and added, “C’mon, let’s just watch another Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s episode, I’m bored,”

“Sure Damian,” Cass cooed, smirking while pressing the next episode.

Raven glanced to her boyfriend and she saw his jaw still twitched, from that she knew he was still in his thoughts about it and she felt bad for it, since well, she joined the force against him too. She looked around and made sure that everyone was focused on watching the episode of halloween where they had the game of who’s best detective.

She turned to him again and hastily placed a kiss on his cheek to distract him from his thoughts. She quickly turned back to the TV in front of them, snuggling her head on his shoulder to avoid his eyes. Her face was hot now, even after three months together, she was still embarrassed whenever she kissed him, be it on the cheek, on the lips, or somewhere else.

She felt the grip on her hips tightened, and his breath was on her ear now, softly whispered into her skin, “Come to my room in 10 minutes,”

Then, Damian got up from the couch, leaving the lounge with an excuse of having homework to do.

Raven watched Damian walked away, leaving the lounge and she turned back to watching the episode on the TV. 10 minutes.

She ended up watching the whole episode; she was totally hooked with the episode wanting to know who won this time and completely forgot about meeting Damian in 10 minutes, which now was like 25 minutes ago.

“Shoot!” She jumped up from her couch, earning curious stares and she completely made up a lie, “I haven’t finished my homework which I’m supposed to send in tomorrow!”

“What home—“ Cass did not manage to finish her question as Raven dashed away from the lounge, running toward the opposite way of their room. She smirked, “Ah, nevermind,”

Gar looked at Cass, “Do I have any homework I haven’t done?”

“You have homework due since the start of the semester,” Wally interjected, narrowing his eyes at Gar.

“Oh well,” he shrugged his shoulders and pressed for another episode.

While Raven ran like hell to Damian’s room, enterring the room without checking if anyone was there to snitch on them. She opened the door to see Damian was reading on his bed, book in one hand rested on his left knee which he brought to his chest.

She slowly closed the door, “I’m sorry, I totally got distracted by the episode, I wanted to know who won the game and I—“

“Who won?”

“What?” She raised her eyebrows, taking two steps to his bed, watching him marking the page he read with a receipt before closing the book.

“I asked, who won the best detective in the episode?” He repeated his question, his gaze is now on her, staring at her with no expression kn his face.

She stood at the foot of his queen sized bed (he’s a Wayne so he gets special treatment), holding the knob of the foot, she tried to keep eye contact with him but failed miserably as her gaze fell on the book beside him, “Gina won, she tricked everybody by losing her fake tooth and—“

“Hmm,” Damian hummed, bending forward and pulled Raven by her hand, and her back touched his bed. He dipped his face into the crook of her neck, light kisses were pressed on her skin.

“I waited for you for 30 minutes...” His soft lips grazed her jaw, his hot breath on her skin resulting in a shiver down her spine.

“I’m sorry,” Raven breathed, her mind couldn’t really think much when Damian was so close to her.

The proximity of the distance between them only helped in the blood in her skin around her face area; she was blushing.

“Mmm,” Damian pulled her legs up the bed, sitting between her legs and kissed her roughly, not giving a chance for her to breathe.

His hands grip her thighs tightly, groaning when she lifted her hips to have some friction against his crotch. He left a trail of kisses down her clothed chest to the waistband of her shorts. His eyes trailed up to hers, asking for permission.

“Please...” her voice came out in a ragged breath, gripping the sheets under her.

She felt his fingers dipped into her shorts and at that moment she remembered what she was wearing.

“Wait!” She stopped Damian’s hands from taking off her shorts.

Damian looked at her with a surprised expression and also frustrated. “Why? Are you on your period?”

“N—no, just that...”

How could she tell him that she was wearing the most childish panty ever? White panty with chibi koalas pattern? That is such a turn-off.

She wasn’t expecting for a make out session with Damian today, she planned her day today to make sure he spent his time with her friends, to help him make friends. Making out? Did not approach her mind at the time.

“I’m not wearing my... alluring underwear...”

Damian chuckled at that, loving how adorable his girlfriend was blushing for not wearing a sexy underwear to make him turn on. Raven could be wearing a large sweatshirt that makes her fingers barely come out of the sleeves and a baggy sweatpants, and the sight could still turn him on.

“Raven, I don’t care, right now I just want to eat you,” he said, admitting that he was only thinking of one thing at that moment; to taste her.

Raven covered her face with her hands as she felt Damian’s fingers in her shorts again, then, she thought of an idea, “Or just take my panty off as well along with my shorts,”

Damian was quiet for a moment, eyes on Raven who was covering her face from him. Honestly, right now, the mood was no longer there. What he wanted now was to see what she was wearing that made her so embarrassed.

He didn’t listen to her idea and pulled down her shorts, revealing her panty; koala pattern.

He grinned, “Koala pattern? Really, Raven?”

Raven whined through her hands, “What, I thought they were cute and I did not plan for us to make out today, today was supposed to be the day you learn how to make—“

Damian held her wrists and pulled her hands away from her face, staring in her quivering violet eyes, “God, I fucking love you,”

“What?”

“You really think your choice of underwear will change how I see you?”

“Well, they certainly would turn you off,” she crossed her arms over her chest, looking away from him.

“No, I actually wouldn’t care, Raven, trust me, when I’m so blinded by lust I wouldn’t think of anything else beside wanting to have you,” he said, brushing her hair, “You stopping me twice is the main reason I’m no longer in the mood now,”

“Good, because making out session is not in my schedule for today,” she sat up on the bed, pulling on her shorts and lie on the bed next to him, holding the book up in the air to read the synopsis.

“You can’t plan when we’re going to kiss or have sex,” he said, trying to tease her.

“Yes, I can,” she countered back, not wanting to lose.

Damian smiled watching her reading his book, he lie down next to her and snake his right hand around her waist and his left hand under her her, snuggling into her. His lips touched her soft cheek for a moment, “I fucking love you, Raven,”

“I love you too, Damian,”

[END]

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artpoint420 · 4 years

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Melvin and the Silent Diagnosis for a Brilliantly Broken Psyche

Hypothetical Diagnosis Insecurity masked with narcissistic tendencies characterized with compulsive obsessions driven by blatant autism, and no that is not an immature insult I test extremely highly for Asperger's myself Here's the Evidence: (I will state before hand that Melvin-borg is a completely separate character in my mind, and thus will not be included in this particular theory. Melvin decided not to turn out like him, so they are canonically separate characters) He is obviously and frequently inspired by George and Harold, but his deeply embedded fear of rejection makes him dangerously bitter, and it doesn't help that everytime he breaks out of this protective shell, he is rejected or betrayed once again. It’s important to note that while he may be high-functioning (aka: Aspergers) he is still Autistic. That’s because Asperger’s is not a form of autism- it is autism. Period. And any kind of autism or mental attypicality left untreated can develop in to many, many other severe mental disorders, or, in general, make life a metric heck ton harder and complicated than it already is. I also need to confess that I test highly positively for autism myself as well as being an INTP female (Myers-Briggs Personality Test). Not to brag, but all that combined with my naturally creative nature makes me rare af, but it also means I can't communicate or handle stress #liketheothergirls, so that has lead me to being/feeling bullied and ostracized. I also have anxiety and depression issue which run in my family, and mild insomnia, and may or may not be relapsing into an eating disorder. Paired with psychical problems like acid reflux and severe neck tension, health, whether psychical or mental is of uttermost importance to me. It suffices to say, autism is not easy to deal with and if not taken care for properly a person, especially if not made at least aware of what autism truly is, it can truly ruin their life. Combined with the neglectful nature of his parents (at least in the books) I and many others in this fandom truly believe Melvin is at least autistically coded. Not only does this fit the archetype of his character but it also fits the theme of the books to a TEE. At its core, CU, of all things, is a children's book series, about living your best life despite not being “normal.” Even characters like the teachers or Mr Krupp who strive for “normality” are shown to actually have deeply repressed creativity, or, in some cases, deep trauma from their own childhoods. It suffices to say that I resonate deeply with Melvin. Say what you want about him or me, I was able to relate to him the second he spoke his first line in the second book. Sorry to turn this into a long vent, but I feel it is best to use myself to support this theory as well as harder evidence, even if it is mostly a means of self-therapy. To start, we both are obsessed with school even to a detrimental degree. Ever since head-start (Pre-K but a million times better), these "book-smarts" were the first thing I ever truly excelled at. When the other kids bullied (or as I now know as teasing) me, I would lose myself in a stack of homework or a book 2-3 grades past my grade level (this is before I drew or wrote as a main hobby). Similarly, Melvin is rarely seen without a book or gadget, just like me. We both over analyze things and hide our feelings. We both have intense crushes on others but are terrified to dare express them, or do but to nothing but awkwardness. We were both science kids, and fascinated by words and/or numbers alone (I still am just in a more artistic way). We both struggle to communicate and relate to others. We both have a unusual sense of humor and are highly observant of surroundings all the while missing what’s in front of our noses. We both have interests that quickly spiral into obsessions and dropping the obsession only when sick of it. We both practice similar forms of stimming. We both not only thrive but crave control and structure with the world around us, even to the point of being "control freaks" and creating odd habits, routines, and rituals regardless of whether they are necessary or make sense. We both have an intense fear of intimacy and rejection to the point of practicing self-isolation and in some cases self harm or other unhealthy coping methods (seen with Melvin over eating sweets or over working himself. For me it’s disordered eating or self flagellation, something I have all but completely dropped but still) We also both tend to see ourselves as inferior to others and attempt to mask those feelings with a superiority complex (I feel bad for my siblings but I didn’t know what I was doing, and no it was not abusive just sibling rivalry and I’m the oldest anyway, and we are country kids and understand “rough-housing” =/= using each other as a punching bag, but accidents happen I'm sorry) We both seem to become easily overstimulated and have explosive mental and emotional breakdowns when things just . . . become too much However the harsh divide between male and female and fictional and nonfictional means we both present certain traits differently. Whereas he presents a more linear line of thinking my mind is overwhelmingly sporadic. Also, I have over sensitivities to touch and light (and sometimes certain noises, but not anything not normal? Wfk.) But maybe he does have oversensitivity but I can't think of an example off the top of my head. Enough about me however. I know Melvin and autism has been done to death. Hell, I just did it to death. My actual theory is more on the inner mechanisms of his mind and predicting how he will develop should the series allow for full character development. Also, similar to my Krupp theory, I will be listing his crimes out and give him a proper sentence for his age and maturity level (which will be light as I am sympathetic to his plight). This is already getting too long, so Imma try to finally get to the point. Characters with autism are honestly a mixed bag, sometimes there as standardized as my mystery Daddy Sherlock Holmes and other times they are as subtle as Pearl or Peridot from Steven Universe (has Rebbaca Sugar confirmed this? sorry). Honestly, it does distress me that autism is almost always used to have an evil genius character or some weird side character for brownie/ diversity points. (this makes me a bit hypocritical I guess, considering my own stories. I guess tropes are tropes for a reason) And while Dav Pilky May not be subtle with his scholastic politics or humor his one spectacular tool in his writing books has always been, when it comes to his characters, showing instead of telling. This is something I latched on to even as a kid, and I was already thinking up theories on the characters before I even knew character theories were a thing. Like what happened to Harold's Dad (hint, hint). Why was Harold's sister rarely used? Does Mr Krupp actually like their comics (a now accepted theory, but not just min? And many many others I'm probably never gonna write. It took until how long in the books to reveal George and Harold have ADHD? Before that they were simply described as being as smart as Melvin but just in different ways. Personally I feel that autism is inverted ADHD. This is an opinion I’ve recently formed so if I’m wrong bloody attack me in the comments. Anyway, Melvin presenting autism makes him the perfect foil to George and Harolds’ more sporadic antics. The only true difference between autistic folks and ADHD folks is that those with autism tend to crave a structured environment full of rules, and set goals to achieve, while such an environment is HELL to children with ADHD (aka:George and Harold). (Even though if with adults they can trust, children with ADHD thrive in structured environments if they are surrounded by adults or authority figures they can trust.) I know some will tell me ADHD is on the spectrum, but I just learned this like actually the other day and don’t fully understand it. My prediction is that Melvin will eventually and naturally mellow out if just because staying so high strung all the time is a huge waste of mental energy. I know good as hell I had to. Also, he mellowed our in the books and went from a screeching revenge exacting lil narcissistic white boi prick to a person who simply wants to pursue his interests and even helping George and Harold (selfishly, but help nonetheless). He even went from enjoying the fame and attention of hero-ing to realizing it did not fufill him. Indeed quite the opposite. His true passion lay in solving world problems through science, and I don't think the ending for him in the books could have been any more perfect considering his character. In the Netflix show, similar to how I think Krupp's personalities are merging, I believe that Melvin will eventually become more like his Broski alter ego (which I calmly demand more of). Overall, given that this show needs to go back to the status quo more often than not, I don't think his core character will ever change, and it doesn't need to. Multiple times throughout the series he's been shown to crave friendship from George and Harold, despite audibly hating him . Textbook Tsundere, I know. He will form a friendly rivalry with George and Harold, I have almost no doubt about that, taking the season 1 finale, season 2 finale, season 3 first episode, and halloween special into consideration. (Yeah, if someone will send me clips I will give them my eternal gratefulness) To conclude, because by god this is long, Melvin is, SHOCKER, just a little kid. A little kid who likes muffins and dolls and has big hopes and dreams. A little kid whose love for science and unrecognized creativity is channeled into making inventions that are even more impressive than those of Professor P (sorry P). But he is a little kid with his own needs and stuggles which at this point remain unmet. His parents are canonically neglectful, I cannot repeat that enough times. The effects of neglect are a hell-hole of its own regardless of growing up with undiagnosed autism. But that's just a theory- Alright, that was a banger, I guess next up is Melvin-borg since writing this has given me some interesting ideas for him. Let’s see how long this hyperfocus train will go!

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