#but entertaining crack

[finestkind4077]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: MASH (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: B. J. Hunnicutt/Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Peg Hayden & B.J. Hunnicutt, Peg Hayden/Original Female Character Characters: B. J. Hunnicutt, Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Eventual Smut, as a treat, don't blame me, Blame my addled fandom brain, No outline we die like men, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Could Be Persuaded to Write Another Bibliography Though Summary:

It starts out as a joke. Maybe a little bit of an insurance policy, which is the way BJ frames it to his friends, but mostly a joke. BJ is angry, bitter, very homosexual, and even worse than that, drafted. So, he figures, why not try and have a little fun, even if he’s the only one who’s actually in on the punchline?

#emerging from fandom stasis #it's crack #but entertaining crack #i think #idk peg stans please don't kill me #beejhawk #hunnihawk #bj hunnicutt #hawkeye pierce #mash 4077 #fanfiction

[sillylittlestan]

Serving “going to church with your friend’s family after a sleepover” realness:

#the duality🙈😍🙌🏻😃 #ateez #jung wooyoung #choi san #ateez wooyoung #ateez memes #ateez kpop #ateez san #kpop memes #kpop #atinyateez #ateez crack #kpop shitposts #kpop crack #ateez users #ateez ot8 #kq entertainment #ateez woosan #woosan #ateez incorrect texts #ateez incorrect quotes #ateez atiny #ateez jung wooyoung #ateez choi san #ateez kq #ateez lq #memes kpop #meme kpop #kpop funny #kpop twt

[toomanywatchers]

So I saw this popular post floating around amid the Watcher drama-

-and here is my response to that with some iconic Watcher quotes:

Shane: "What's the deal with cousins?" - in TMS season 3

Ryan: "Hey dipshit, are you scared?" - in TMS season 3

Steven: "What's the trauma version of nostalgia?" Shane: "Trauma?" - in Pod Watcher ep 5 (aka the glorious Nose Soap Apple ep)

Shane: "I don't like people to acknowledge me as a human being." - in Are You Scared of Working Out

Ryan: "Class dismissed, you little blue ball sack." - in Puppet History's The Dreadful Demise of the Dinosaurs

Steven: "Who cares, man!" - in Making Watcher ep 4

Shane: "As soon as there's an element of competition, my brain just quits" - in Weird Wonderful World Roller Derby ep

Ryan: "You killed me!" Shane: " You're dead?" Ryan: "Yeah, because you asked for a blowjob." - in Survival Mode Demonologist

Steven: "Oh, I can't process the world right now." - Steven Eats Through Korea for 24 Hours Straight

Bonus one from the Patreon because I think about this moment at least once a day:

*answering the question on when would a gen z bark* Sam: "during doggy style?" Shane in disapproving dad voice: "Sam!"

and that is just a few quotes that I think about or quote from time to time. If you have a favorite quote and want to add to this post to out-ratio the original blogger- go for it!

Now my little rant that I've been trying to keep in but imma just add it here: it seems that most of the haters throwing out nasty comments seem to be old BFU fans who only watch Ghost Files and can not let go of the past and does not realize that BFU has been over for almost 3 years now. Guess what?

It's.

Never.

Coming.

Back.

It's totally ok to miss and grieve the loss of something you love, but continuously comparing Watcher to just BFU is tiring. Watcher is so much more than BFU, and if you guys would just simply read Watcher's company motto then you would know that.

So how about instead of living in 2018, you come and join us in 2024 and recognize that Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, and especially Steven Lim are still fucking hilarious alongside the wonderful team at Watcher.

ps: I decided to use a screenshot and cut out the name instead of reblogging the op's post because I simply do not want to give them any more attention.

#I am cracking save me #I've been quiet for too long #watcher is very much quotable if you would just open up your mind to that possibility #watcher #watcher entertainment #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim #too many spirits #pod watcher #are you scared #puppet history #making watcher #weird wonderful world #survival mode

[suspencerrrr]

the fear in his eyes. felt.

#ghost files #shane madej #watcher #watcher entertainment #his facade cracked in that moment and boy was that void looking back at us

[lilyminer]

(Some new tma posting courtesy of my pre-magnus protocol full relisten)

I honestly have no idea which of these is funnier:

Shipping gerrymichael in a existential “how could you love me in this incomprehensible form I take?” way. Meanwhile Gerry is just a horny little goth man going like, “wdym?”

Shipping gerrymichael in a wholesome cute way where this terrifying goth pyromaniac fell for the sweet little trusting archival assistant pre-distortion.

Or shipping gerrymichael in a wholesome cute way, but Michael is still very much an incomprehensible monster but actually just acts like a confused little house cat and Gerry just puts up with him acting basically like Helen did in season 5.

#p.s. I will not be entertaining timeline discourse I don’t care it’s already a crack ship #tma #the magnus archives #gerry keay #gerard keay #micheal distortion #michael distortion #michael shelley #micheal shelly #gerrymichael #gerrymicheal #tma shipping #doorkeay

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I love that WIld's thought is that there are actually four of the Little Guy and they just randomly swap out to throw people off XD

Like... I really want to know if he thought about this hard. Did he consider the provisions they'd have to hide? The little secret Quadruplet Lair where the other three would huddle and giggle and debate who would swap out next? I need details, Wild. XD XD XD

#lu wild #lu four #linkeduniverse #linked universe #this cracks me up #I am almost as entertained as Four is at this idea HAHA

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Wei Wuxian: Hey, I know this sounds silly, but...

Jiang Cheng: Every sound that comes out of that mouth of yours is silly.

Wei Wuxian: Yeah, yeah... but do you think the Second Jade is a bit...odd?

Jiang Cheng: How do you mean?

Wei Wuxian: I can't explain it, but he's just a bit.... off. You know, the way he looks at me, the way he acts.

Jiang Cheng: Stop eating that much spice. It's cooking your brain!

Lan Wangji: Dear diary, Wei Ying rolled his sleeves up while doing sword forms. (BROTHER, STOP READING NOW!)

His forearms are so slender, so fair, like the palest jade glowing in the moonlight. So I threw my wooden sword at him and ran away!

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs headcanons #wei wuxian #lan wangji #jiang cheng #lan xichen #wangxian #Lan Xichen reads his didi's diary for pure entertainment value! #also happy belated birthday to Wei Wuxian

[nevertheless-moving]

I'm not quite there yet but I KNOW that after wind and truth featuring Szeth and Kaladin's Unwell Adventure, I WILL be adding Kalaszeth to my all encompassing mental cabinet of beloved possible Kaladin ships.

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Which introduces a new funniest time travel companion for a new funniest post book 5 time travel scenario.

Stormlight au 31:

Szeth, having jump scared the bridge crew by appearing lightly glowing in the dark while they were having stew, been hastily ushered by the captain into the bridge four barrack, only to sit on the floor and stare dead eyed at nothing: Kaladin, standing between the crew and the man on the floor:

---

Lopen looked around. As usual, he could tell that the men were silently crying out for him, the Lopen, to take charge and speak.

"So!" he said cheerfully. "Gotta say gancho, very excited to meet an old friend of yours! Nice to take some mystery out of that mysterious past of yours, eh?"

Kaladin shifted from foot to foot, face twisting a bit. He had been acting strange since that terrifying glowy high storm vision of his a few days back. Even more broody than usual, which was storming saying something.

"It must be difficult," Rock said slowly. "Being Shin man with great powers and shardblade."

A shardblade which he had summoned unceremoniously, causing all of bridge four to scramble for weapons, only for the crazy man to hand it to Kaladin with a mumble, then sit on the floor.

Kaladin had sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, before placing it, very, very carefully, under his bed.

A storming shardblade. Under the Captain's bed.

"A Shin with a shardblade who wears white," Moash added sarcastically, eyes flickering to the Captain's bed even more than usual.

(White may have been a stretch, what with all the mud and possibly dried blood. Still. Lopen could perhaps see Moash's point.)

"Yes," Rock said. "Why, were I more suspicious man, I would say Captain, this man on the floor, he can not be Assassin in White? Surely most wanted, most dangerous man in all Roshar is not here, in the place we sleep, asking for aid. Surely it would have been mentioned if this man who caused the war we even now are a part of, was old friend of yours?"

"I..." Kaladin trailed off. "I promised to try and protect..."

The whole bridge crew groaned, Skar even throwing his spear at the ground. Bad form, that.

"Storm's sake lad!" Teft growled, arms in the air. "You can't befriend and save every wanted criminal you meet!"

"If it is of help -"

The men started at the unnerving dead voice coming from the so far quiet assassin.

"We are not truly friends. Merely -"

He said a word, presumably in his language, then frowned, the first recognizably human emotion that had crossed his face.

"I do not know this word in Alethi. In Azish it is I think -"

He said something that made Sigzil choke on air, jaw dropping. "Uh," the Worldsinger stammered out. "I. Ah. I think. That might be the wrong term."

The Captain seemed to pale slightly. "Szeth, we can talk about that later," he said quickly. "We should probably figure out a plan for you to surrender to Dalinar - or Elokhar - without you getting immediately executed - Yes, Dalinar is probably-"

"Perhaps," Sigzil interrupted, voice higher than usual. "You could define the meaning of the word you used before."

"Sigzil!" The captain hissed.

"Captain?" Sigzil challenged, voice still slightly too high.

"I was emotionally and mentally unwell," the assassin in white said in his monotone. He paused. "Even more so than currently."

A few of the men took a step back.

"Stormblessed..." he looked up at Kaladin, and his voice seemed to soften, just the slightest bit. "He felt pity for me. Then he helped me feel. Helped me think that perhaps, someday I would feel the desire for life. He did this despite no great love for my being."

Many of the men nodded at that. Sigzil's shoulders slumped in relief.

"He accomplished this primarily by fucking me in a cave."

The nods froze. Sigzil closed his eyes.

The Captain slapped a hand to his face.

"The translation for this from my language would be 'pity fuck', but there is more cultural nuance..." The Assassin shrugged. "In any case it is not a bond such as that of friendship. My soul is still far too damaged for that."

"Szeth..." The Captain said, looking down at him with obvious concern. He glanced at the room, blanched at the men's expressions, then slowly pressed his head back into his hand.

Moash made an indecipherable noise and stomped towards the door, before making another noise and stomping back.

The Captain kept his palm pressed to his face.

A sudden wave of epiphany hit Lopen. "Hold on. Now hold on just a storming minute!"

The room turned slowly from staring at their Stormblessed leader to staring at Lopen.

He pointed accusingly at the Captain. When the man failed to pull his massive hand from his beautiful face, Lopen faced the others, glaring.

"I know that I joined bridge four late! But are you telling me that before I got here, the whole famous 'pulling everyone out of bridge crew misery' was actually the captain...I mean did storming all of you..."

He made a deliberate gesture, pointer finger moving extra emphatically to make up for the missing hand with which to form a hole, meeting each man's eyes with a challenge.

Drehy let out a wheeze. He and Skar looked at each other before dissolving into quiet, helpless laughter. Drehy sank to his hands and knees, wheezing more, and Skar bent over, tears streaming down his face as he gasped around his laughing.

"That ain't an answer!" he said indignantly.

He looked at Teft, but the older man had put both hands over his face. His shoulders seem to shake occasionally. Lopen's eyes narrowed as he turned to Rock.

The horneater had a hand over his mouth, but he brought it down, coughing once as he stroked his beard.

"What," Rock said mildly. "You thought it my stew that bring back men's will to live? You honor me, the Lopen."

Lopen gaped at that, and he wasn't the only one. The handful of other 'late' additions, men who had been rescued on the field from other crews, started in shock.

The rest of the crew completely lost it at that point.

Skar and Drehy collapsed further, banging their fists on the floor. Bissig started laughing as well, falling onto Natam, who had made a strange grunting whine at Lopen's question, a whine which grew louder at Rock's reply.

Moash's lips turned up reluctantly before a snort escaped against his will. He fell back against a wall, knees seeming to grow weak. Another snort. "Imagine!" he gasped out. "If he just started punching people in the stomach, ran around like a madman, and expected people to follow him!"

Leyten went from chuckling to a booming laugh at that, clutching at Pete and Yake to stay upright. He looked at Lopen, who made another questioning gesture. That was enough to send all three toppling over, Leyten loud enough to be heard the next barrack over.

Renarin squeaked from the corner as Natam hit the wall beside him in mirth, howling. Talek's breath, he had forgotten the lad was there, light eyes wide in shock.

Shen was next to him. Was it Lopen's imagination, or did even his eyes seemed to be sparkling with mirth? No storming way...not the parshman...the Captain wouldn't...

"Crazy!" Torfin agreed, cackling. "What kind of idiots would start pooling all their pay to buy storming bandages for doomed men, start laughing during chasm duty, swear to stand by their storming bridge, if they didn't have at least one, um - uh -"

"Stormblessing!" Leyten offered with a gasp from the ground.

Torfin pointed at him, "Stormblessing!" he repeated with a yell. "To remind them that life was worth living!"

Lopen narrowed his eyes, finally coming to a conclusion. "You fellows are taking the piss out on me," he accused.

"You know Captain," Drehy said, whole body heaving, tears still streaming down his face as he lay helplessly on the floor. "I still get nightmares."

This inspired a new wave of laughter mixed with jeers about their own issues, and suggestions for how the captain could help. Lopen shook his head, grinning widely at the room full of uproarious men. Some of his best work. And mostly achieved on accident, which was the best kind of accomplishment!

The Captain finally pulled his hand from his face. There was color high in his cheeks, and he was frowning, but the corners of his eyes were creased with suppressed laughter.

"Sorry Drehy, one time offer," he said dryly, to hoots.

And Lopen," he said, faux apologetic. "I am sorry for the oversight. I... didn't realize you were interested."

The crew edged well into hysteria, most men only able to breathe in strangled gasps and wheeze out an occasional ''Stormblessing!'

Bridge four's captain was good at playing straight man, when the mood struck him.

The Lopen huffed, but decided magnanimously to move past the slight to his honor. Even if it turned out they weren't joking.

"It's still nice to be included," he sniffed. "Ain't that right, Renarin."

The Brightlord seemed to shrink as attention was drawn towards him, face a brilliant red as he pressed into the corner. Some of the laughter trailed off as the crew remembered he was there. More of it got louder, even less uncontrolled.

The Captain's eyes widened and the flush on his cheeks spread to his ears.

"Renarin! Oh - Jezrianssake, the men are full of chullshit, alright? I didn't - that wasn't -"

The Captain gestured helplessly. "The thing with Szeth was - we were - the world was going to -"

He threw up his arms as Renarin's eyes just got wider.

"It was the stew!" He said desperately, turning to look at Eth, who looked bemused back at him. "It really was the stew!" He pleaded.

"I know Captain," Eth said soothingly. "I know I came in a bit later, but I know. That's not exactly something these idiots would be able to keep secret."

"Things might have gone faster, though..." Skar said leadingly, which set off another round of helpless groans and gasps for air.

The Captain rolled his eyes, scoffing, still the perfect comedic straight man.

...He did get the whole joke though, right? The bit of truth in the jeers? The Lopen was not generally interested in the more manly sex but Storms. It was sometimes hard to tell if the Captain realized just how pretty he was, just how much people reacted to his general...Stormblessedness. Not to mention the glowing! Everyone loves a man who can glow and run up walls.

Hm. Maybe that helped explain the Captain and the Assassin.

Moash stumbled, still snorting, over to the Man in White - to Szeth - looking down at him, appraising.

Kaladin grew tense.

Gancho had been especially strange around Moash for the last few days.

"Assassin," he said thoughtfully. "Are you sure it was just pity?"

The wide eyed man, who had remained utterly impassive as the room fell apart around him, cocked his head as Moash leaned down.

"There's a certain kind of person who finds killing light eyes, especially powerful lighteyes, a rather..."

Kaladin cleared his throat, interrupting. "We're not killing the king."

Moash turned sharply, glaring at Kaladin.

"I do not wish to kill anymore," Szeth whispered. He paused, then spoke again.

"I will kill if the Blackthorn orders, or if you ask, Kaladin Stormblessed, son son Tanavast."

Kaladin winced. "Maybe let's not mention...that whole last part when we go to the King. We...we should definitely practice exactly how we're going to explain all this."

He starting towing the still blank faced - no there was a bit of confusion there, if you were looking - infamous Assassin to his office, the men letting out the best jeers they could (considering their incoherent state) as they went.

"You should for sure mention the 'pity fuck' thing though," Lopen called helpfully. "The King will definitely be interested in that."

#Stormlight archive #kaladin stormblessed #My au #stormlight fanfic #Stormlight au no 31 #Szeth/Kaladin #Words of Radiance au #lopen and szeth: untapped comedy tagteam?? #lopen szeth and kaladin: three people who will just fucking say things??? #i made myself laugh and as always that's whats important #New most entertaining kaladin sexuality: sex positive ace whose thing specifically is #he WILL happily have sex but ONLY if it will be emotionally healing for the other party #bridge four: that's just pity fu- #kaladin: IT'S PART OF A JOURNEY TOWARDS MENTAL RECOVERY I DON'T KNOW OKAY I'M STILL INVENTING THERAPY #wind and truth speculation #rhythm of war spoilers #crack #you know those two glowing men are going to have some feelings at the very least while adjacent to each other. #overnight in a cave is optional i can supply that myself if need be #cosmere #nevertheless cosmere

[miusato]

This is why I shouldn't be near any media because I will find a way to put my ship into different clothes and possibly in different au 😤😤😤

#i was entertaining myself the idea that theyre in those cheesy 00s american teen drama yknow like #which is so funny because why tf are they in america? i am not even american??? #but shh mom said i can be cringe on the internet today lol so anyway kotone is totally the popular girl #while shinji is an outcast that skips school to smoke weed #aki is idk some nerd i guess? hall monitor??? but he also in the boxing club because he gets bullied often back in primary- #so he wants to be stronger?? idk this is really just a crack idea in my head #i shouldnt be drawing this tbh i really need to do my homework zzzzz #asukart #sketch #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #persona 3 portable #persona 3 femc #kotone shiomi #minako arisato #shinjiro aragaki #shinjiham #foolmoon #00s highschool au

[puppetmaster13u]

More Meat Marionette Au?

Body Horror Warning as Usual

Been a while since I pondered the Meat Marionette Au. So have some art for Jason. Because while he might not have died, that flesh puppet was torn apart and the Caves rebuilt it with whatever It could get its claws into.

So yeah, that Joker arc does sort of happen- albeit in Gotham and without Jason running away. And there's consequences for it. Not just for the joker, not just for the bats, but for everyone.

There's a ghost in the Alley, a mass of bone and flesh shambling about in agony. And everyone knows what it once was.

The robins can't die, everyone quickly understands this. But there's something horrific of seeing the result of someone trying to do so. From something ripping one of them apart with metal and fire and scorching flesh away until it has to use whatever meat it can reach to rebuild itself.

Meat Marionette Au is a combo of my Cryptid Batfam & @phoenixcatch7 Possessed Doll Au, Go check them out they post some cool stuff

#batman au #batman #dc #dcu #cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #Meat Marionette Au #my art #Jason todd #red hood #robin #Look the meat puppets all look very much not human #But part of Jason's adult-puppet's face was reconstructed by a human skull #Like some sort of frankenstein's monster #Red Hood is Horrifying & everyone knows it #Tempted to give a bit of Gemini Home Entertainment or Basswood County vibes to him #Wings more akin to a morudomunto from Monster Hunter in the way they lay across the malformed body #They can hear the bones crack and scrape with every step before he heals #body horror

[woe-is-tuli]

Coachella 2024 - Ateez: Jongho

#ateez #coachella #jongho #my god i hit the pic post limit for once so apologies for the late jongho post but taaadaaa #my guy was giving everything okay LIVE LIVE even the wind was captivated and hugged him with the flag and moved his hair elegantly haha #also was cracking up that they told the sneaky one to hint tour info #8 makes 1 team #에이티니 #에이티즈 #종호 #kq entertainment #ateez gifs #atiny #atz #jongho gifs #choi jongho #coachella ateez #chellateez

[amyriadfthings]

Sometimes I wonder what messy Paul mess Andrew has witnessed or experienced to be reacting like this, lol

#a favorite for sure #cracking me up #i love how paul is starting to laugh just from looking at andrew before he can even finish reading the question #i can see him being such a menace #combined with andrew ´pixie of mischief´ scott tho #sounds like two of the most entertaining peas in a pod on a night out #andrew scott #paul mescal #press tour of press tours #aous press #all of us strangers

[toomanywatchers]

#watcher #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #ryan bergara #wearewatcher #shane madej #ryan beef boy bergara #buzzfeed unsolved #steven lim #ghost files #buzzfeed worth it #pod watcher #watcher podcasts #watcher podcast #steven no filter lim #crack video #i just had too much fun with this and I’m not sorry

[witchknightblue]

Me: I'm a very knowledgeable witch, I take it very seriously

Also me, wielding a moon water-soaked tea towel at the bad energies in my house: GO ON, GIT, YA BASTARDS

#grey witch #nature witch #chaotic bastard #lol #watcher #watcher entertainment #witchblr #chaos witch #terminally stupid #mystery files #crack post #banishing #lazy witch

[barksbog]

"do you have games on your phone"

-local teenage horse

#currently crying from neglect as it's been two (2) whole hours since our 1.5h morning walk #tragic ): #fr tho i wish there were more fun enrichment options for indoors that aren't food related because he doesn't care enough about food #to really be entertained by them #his only crack food is peanut butter but he can't have that much of it obviously

[marlynnofmany]

Thanks to whoever it was that had the post about "writing your dessert."

I just finished writing a delightful mix of things that I've enjoyed reading about in other Good Omens fanfics, and I think it turned out great.

Other people who enjoy unexplained nesting instincts in creatures with wings, demon summoning with a side of snark, and getting mistaken for the wrong kind of cryptid entirely will probably enjoy this particular trope cake.

#when the characters aren't human #that makes for some very entertaining possibilities #and I have definitely entertained myself here #you're welcome to come along #enjoy the trope cake #write your dessert #it's always worth it #Good Omens #fanfic #my writing #I apologize for nothing #some of those lines are making ME crack up #I want to draw fanart of my own fanfic #and that's a good sign that it accomplished exactly what it was meant to do