#but its for the funny

[anxiouslittlepossum]

03 clone wars

alrighty part 2 lets go

the underwater lightsaber is like, so genius like yeah thats exactly how a pillar of indestructible flame would behave underwater

the force actually being powerful when in use???? capable mon calamari???? yes please

fistos little yin/yang fishy belt is adorable

wowwie that is quite the water cannon

okay so i forgot what their called so the guys with the separatists are now called squidward fucks

Squidward fucks cannot aim

playing baseball underwater with deadly lasers what could go wrong

SINCE WHEN WAS KIT FISTO POSEIDON???? my guy just yeeted a bubble at an enemy ship and it took three bites outta the dang thing and it just decided 

“ya’know what fuck this” and died

ah yes lets push the giant explosive device into a volcano 10/10 plan

i take back what i said about the mon calamari

DON’T SMILE LIKE THAT YOU MANIC

these ARC troopers just vaporized three bb1s, a baby spider droid and a long spider droid

chads. legends. kings.

oh so we’ve upgraded from blowing up city blocks to the entire city. again where are all the civilians

these guys are the most evil shadows to evil shadow

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEIR VIOCES THEIR FACES THEY LOOK LIKE  SOMEBODY COULD MOVE THEIR FURNITURE TwO INCHES TO THE LEFT AND ALL THEY WOULD DO IS LAY DOWN AND CRY

oh so here’s the lad we have to worry about

Just sic the ARCs from last time on him he’ll last 5-10 minutes tops

the regular troopers need to take some tips from the ARCs wimps just got bulldozed

my guy brought a javelin to a shootout somebody come get his ass

lads. you have guns. you have tanks. SHOOT THEM

when did this become monster battle royale?

#thats all for now folks #ARC troopers #clone wars 2003 #kit fisto #mon calamari #the competency was completely a joke #i know these guys are cool #but its for the funny #clone troopers #the separatists #clone wars

[princeshilo]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

#found this beautiful gem in my drafts and couldnt let her go to waste #frog rambles #idk whay this is about. or if its anything. but i think its funny

[transalfredpennyworth]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

#tim drake #bruce wayne #can i just tag the entire batfam.... this applies to all of them i think #all of them deal with their issues by putting on spandex and beating up criminals. none of them are exempt from this post #let them make bad stupid inconsiderate decisions... its funny entertaining and free #batfamily #batfam #jason todd #dick grayson #batman #dc batman #dc comics #additionally: #arthur lester #john doe #malevolent john doe #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #tim stoker #sasha james #elias bouchard #peter lukas #tma #every tma character ever actually. they all suck soso bad ❤️️❤️️ #melanie king #daisy tonner #basira hussain #georgie barker #can i tag bruce again. because like

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

#sorry if this is oversharing i just think its interesting #and also funny

[pharahsgf]

iceland is threatening to pull out of eurovision unless israel is removed... please g-d let them blacklist israel that would be so huge

#the ebu is doing everything in its power to distract ppl from israel's participation and it is just Not working it's so funny

[itsaspectrumcomic]

A 2pm appointment can take all day when you're autistic

#actually autistic #planning #autism comic #neurodivergent #autism #autobio comics #funny #its a spectrum #edited to include links

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs #ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones #give it a shot if you can #its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages #for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs) #and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #senshi of izganda #senshi dungeon meshi #idk how do you people screen record the episodes #if i knew how to i would put the shots here #my shit #thanks to the one that made the clip on Chil's scream im in love here <3

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

#they would get along so well tho its ok #Noir is 90 yrs behind the times but he got the spirit #he can roll with us lmao 🤘🏽 #spiderverse #spiderverse 2 #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv fanart #atsv hobie #atsv noir #hobie brown #spider punk #spider noir #noirpunk #art #my art #cw outdated terminology #cw offensive terminology #nonblacks plz interact and tell me Im funny youd be doing a service to the community /hj #my comics

[viorhysealberia]

pokemon fans when they have to wait another year for the next big game with no major releases in-between

#pokemon #I JUST LOVE HOW UNANIMOUS IT IS. ITS SO FUNNY BUT ALSO SO DIRE #like!! EVERYONE is glad we’re waiting! I haven’t seen ANYONE complain #im pokemon fans btw. please take your time gf there is NO need to rush

[xekstrin]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :) #maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it���s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

#tumblr #tumblr icon #im pretty sure this is deliberate because its way too fancy #twitter #icon #elon musk #kinda #its pretty funny #ios #hellsite

[fleshdyke]

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

#its like the kpop tweet HER CURLSSS #that man does not smile once in the show. its so fucking funny #rambles #hannibalposting #100 #1k #10k #20k

[markodragic]

I dont think anything on this earth tickles me so hard as how busted white people look in the yakuza franchise

its so dhsjdjfjxjfjgk

#something about stephen spining is also uniquely funny. i think its the eyes #honestly its good tho. after playing games where the devs cant seem to accurately depict any features EXCEPT white ones yakuza is an oasis #of a handful of really really ugly white npcs #rgg #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku

[cemeterything]

i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.

#🐉 #and then its not even that funny

[venator-signum]

the pjo fandom on tumblr vs tiktok is so funny cause we've all (or most of us) have already read the entire series, we know what's going to happen so we can see the parallels and the tragedy behind it but on tiktok???

they're in love with Luke

they think he's so kind and nice and its wonderful he's percy's friend, there's no way that he'd be evil - I've seen theories that annabeth is going to be the one who betrays percy (prior to ep4)

the tonal shift is insane and I can't wait to see all these first time viewers lose their fucking minds

#rosi shitposts #percy jackson #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan #annabeth chase #percy jackson tv show #pjo series #pjo tv show #its so funny you dont understand #everyone whos read the series is fucking with everyone else in the comments #pjo fandom

[gallusrostromegalus]

I thought I was late to my appointment at the ADHD clinic but the ADHD clinic knows their clients well and the appointment reminded me to be here at 1:30 when my appointment was actually at 2:00.

Me: oh good I'm actually on time! :)

Me, realizing why and being overcome by the mortifying ordeal of being known: >:/

#its fine #also really funny #adhd.fuck