#but man lol MAN

[saltpepperbeard]

The Kiss That Started It All Happy Second Birthday, OFMD 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️💙💜

#OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Edit #Taika Waititi #Rhys Darby #ofmd gifs #ofmdgifs #ofmdedit #ofmdsource #ofmdblog #ofmdaily #how has it been two years already what on EARTH #it's not quite my fandom anniversary since i popped up around the end of june 2022 #but man lol MAN

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

#anyway it’s still a couple years away #but man im so fucking excited for my 30s!!!!!!!!! #i made it!!! #i survived!!! #so many people never got the opportunity to be 30 #im gonna enjoy every fucking second of it! #sulley speaks #sorry my coworker said something really rude to me lol #it struck a nerve

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

#a very notice-me-senpai moment #lol idk i just can't stop thinking about this exchange i thought up whenever batman calls supes out for 'showing off' #GAAAHHH I LOVE THEM #superbat #batman #superman #world's finest #my art #fanart #man i just love an oblivious batman

[pbnmj]

THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!

#atsv spoilers #atsv #across the spiderverse #across the spider-verse #left the theatre knowing my gf is coming back immediately ofc had to draw this . #written hobie's dialogue here as though someone might incidentally forget he's british. LOL #sorray brits i will never be good at ur slang. i think bruv is a liiiittle old but he also said mandem so whatever #wanker/geezer is rly not used anymore but im sorry . i refuse to keep looking up british slang. its too hard #hobie brown #peter parker #spider-man noir #spider-punk #spiderman noir #spider punk #itsv #spiderman #into the spiderverse #my art

[wewontbesleeping]

the weirdest fucking thing to me is how men will be like "it's so hard being a man. no one cares that i'm sad. the loneliness we experience could NEVER be understood by a woman" and then also be like "btw i never talk to my friends and i don't know their names and i love hanging out with men because they don't talk about their stupid emotions all the time. women could never understand a bond like this." like ???

#this thread was so rancid lmfao #my favorite was 'we don't care if someone wants to relax on the couch!!! STOP NAGGING US!!!' like ???? #go take care of your kids you deadbeat???? #also SO many guys complaining that no one compliments them #ok so compliment another man..... #oh no you only want a woman to compliment you? ok. #women compliment each other that's why we get compliments lol #we do not want men to 'compliment' us hope this helps

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

I’m strangely confident in my ability to locate a cow in 2 hours or less. I’ve never tried but I could.

#🐮 #this is not what you followed me for lol #there’s also no context for this idk man

[ebonyheartnet]

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

#peter b parker #peter parker #ebony writes the thing #word girl #how tf did I forget to tag that smh #into the spider verse #also forgot to tag THAT ffs 🤦🏽 #anyways. Miles and the other spider stumbled upon recordings of college!Peter B Parker. and uh. #this man is getting dragged across the multiverse lol. but he did in fact Ace his exams.

[braisedhoney]

two glorious anniversaries in a month. you go king.

#undertale #undertale fanart #utdr #utdr fanart #ut sans #sans the skeleton #tumblr sexyman #ney’s art #sans undertale #ut sans is usually the only tag i use but… c’mon man. this is The sans undertale day #i feel like every time i draw him it changes how he looks lol #so glad my undertale phase returned just in time for this #been too exhausted to fully render but. i had to #even if messily

[queerism1969]

#lgbtq community #lgbt pride #lesbian #nonbinary #lgbtqia #lgbtq #queer #sapphic #nonbinary lesbian #gay girls #ftm sub #ftm bottom #ftm trans #ftm puppy #ftm ns/fw #transmasc #trans ftm #ftm nsft #tboy #trans man #funny stuff #funny shit #funny memes #funny #lol #jokes #haha #humor #funny post #memes

[tittyinfinity]

I was hanging out at the karaoke bar, chatting with a beautiful woman, and we were really hitting it off. I threw a couple of flirtatious comments her way. She giggled nervously, but abruptly stopped and looked at the floor.

She told me that she was too nervous to hit on people because she's trans and worries that people will view her as a predator and that she might get hurt.

My heart sank. I let her know that she could hit on me in whatever way she wanted and I would LOVE it. We spent the rest of the night hanging out and flirting. We ended up making out. It was great.

But I can't stop thinking about how that wasn't the first time a trans woman has said that to me. About how unsafe it is for some women that they feel the need to give out fucking disclaimers to have normal interactions with people.

We have GOT to make the world a safer place for trans women. It pisses me off that there are men at the bar who are openly predatory towards me without fear of consequence, yet a trans woman is too scared to even fucking call me pretty. And that's because she IS more likely to face worse consequences for lesser things! Like what the fuck!

You need to always check on your internalized biases. Being queer yourself doesn't absolve you of transmisogynistic thoughts and behaviors. Being bi/pansexual doesn't mean you don't hold those biases either! If you feel differently about a trans woman hitting on you than you feel about a cis woman or a man hitting on you, you need to evaluate that.

Trans women, I love you so fucking much. You should be able to express attraction and love as freely as everyone else. I hope you can always feel safe around me. And I'll never stop fighting until you can feel safe period.

#her name was Kara which we joked about bc I came with my other friend named Kara and we were at the Kara-oke bar lol #i told her about how last time i was hit on at that same bar was ALSO by another woman named Kara #she said ''i need to find a man to transition right now so we can have more karas'' 🤣😭 she was so great lol #and I'm texting another friend named Kara right now😭 soon everyone will be Kara #transmisogyny tw #.bdo

[saltpepperbeard]

You're 27 years old, and you're talking to your therapist about a fucking pirate show getting cancelled. Jesus, grow the fuck up and go outside. Experience the real world and get a fucking job. That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.

Every single one of you ofmd fans are all just a bunch of fat women who fetishise fictional gay guys, and then act like you're a lgbt allies for doing so. It's such bullshit. I hope that show stays dead.

And my God, get another therapist. Show mercy to that poor fucker.

Anon, I genuinely feel sorry for you. I’m sorry you haven’t ever felt so deeply and passionately attached to something, and I’m sorry you’re so upset with things in your own personal life that you felt it necessary to come into some random person’s inbox and sling vitriol, in the off-chance that it made you feel the slightest bit better about yourself.

I don’t even normally give hate messages the time of day, because they’re only meant to be inflammatory and upsetting for the asker’s sick gain. But I felt it pertinent to respond, because I wanted you to know that I cackled at the inaccuracy, only to immediately pity you.

I won’t give you the satisfaction of arguing against all your points either. All I’ll say is *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* and get well soon <3

Actually, no, I will say one thing; my boss at my full time job signed the petition and paid money for it to be boosted further on change.org 😘😘😘

#Answered #Anons #Sorry for the negativity y’all #But man lol MAN #People are wild huh #And yeah mmmmmmmm not going to stop be annoying anon <3 #Sorry about it <3 #And sorry you’re so bothered lol hugs and kisses babe <3

[artseniccatnip]

is this anything

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #mob psycho #reigen arataka #this is an edit but i also drew a lot of this so im putting it here lol #shitpost #meme #they both have middle aged man who is a young adult energy to me

[southpauz]

They’re dating, your honor

#my art #my sketches #I dunno man I had art block and this helped me get out of it lol

[lordsmaf]

This is what I sound like talking about my current hyperfixation to people

#chainsaw man spoilers #chainsaw man manga spoilers #chainsaw man manga #asa mitaka #mitaka asa #csm 113 #chainsaw man chapter 113 #csm #csm manga spoilers #csm manga #chainsawman #chainsaw man #mangacap #autism things #marine biology #seems the marine biology side of tumblr found this post lol

[gingersnapped]

"Sam is probably my only friend in this town..." emergency sleepover time in the mountains after local small town emo and skater boy played too much solarion chronicles and lost track of time

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew sebastian #stardew sam #sdv sebastian #sdv sam #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #sambastian #this tagging system is atrocious #give them last names man #bought this game during thanksgiving break and have not known peace since #the chokehold this pair has got on me rn #they're in a band and only hang out with each other and abigail #can i make it any more obvious #my art id #also i got lazy lazy with this lighting #i should be studying for an exam i have tomorrow lol

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

#atsv #atsv spoilers #smatsv spoilers #smatsv #spider man across the spiderverse #spider man across the spiderverse spoilers #spider man across the spider verse #spider man across the spider verse spoilers #across the spider verse #across the spider verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse spoilers #the spot #spider man #pavitr prabhakar #I do have one or two more gifset ideas I wanna do with my baby boy here lol #gifs #my gifs #gifset #my gifset