#call that fart

[blorbocantdomath]

i’m the fishmeister,, please expect a surplus of fish-posting as i ease into my theatre season

#fish art #call that fart #smallmouth bass #puppetry #puppet design #prop design #design #i am a sucker for big fish #my director WILL allow me to make fish puppets whether she likes it or not #if she shuts me down at our meeting tomorrow i’m gonna take her nerves away

[ash-and-starlight]

hades atla bisexual simulator

#id in alt text #hadesgame artstyle is the most poggers thing on this fucking earth let me just YOINK steal it #i haven’t played a single minute of hades in my life btw #but i’m familiar with its bisexuality #it calls to mine like a siren’s song #i wanted to add lil dialogue options to them but my brain farted before it got done so. this is what u get :3 #zuko #sokka #suki #yue #pondering the orb #my art #also: LAST ART OF THE YEAR BESTIE BELOVEDS THANK U FOR MAKING THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF SHARING ART SO MUCH FUN #KISSES FOR ALL

[5ummit]

Hey how'd the Commies snag an invite?

#bucky barnes #hank pym #winter soldier #masked!bucky #marvel #marveledit #what if #what if spoilers #my edit #tusershay #tusermerc #usertammy #usersameera #useraurore #userashe #mcufam #I can't believe hank basically called the winter soldier a fart #TO HIS FACE #I'm still laughing about this

[owob]

doodle from work

#its kinda funny drawing at work bc i just have my ipad at the nurse's station #and just wait for patients to call me #lae'zel #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my farts

[mercury-prince]

*cartoon smooch sound effect* [image description in the ALT]

#in honour of that Alone Together bit where they said they love each other(!!) and call each other by their first names (finally??) #the old farTS ARE WRITING FIC ABOUT THEMSELVES AGAIN #SOUND THE ALARM #garashir #elim garak #julian bashir #ds9 #orb drawn

[elesketchii]

annoying little brother john teasing arthur about his crushes at the grown age of 26 (he’s been doing this since he was 12 and Will Not give it up)

#mor/stons DNI you guys are gross #while i was making this i was asking myself if john would even be this immature but then i remembered how much of a manchild he is in canon #the way one of his canon lines is ‘you couldn’t shoot a fart out of your own ass’ this man hasn’t matured past the age of 13 #he’d unironically call arthur a poopoo head #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #arthur morgan #charles smith #john marston #charthur #my art #digital art #fanart #sketches

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:

"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"

"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"

"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."

#There is standardized Yiddish transliteration and I fart in it's general direction #Anyway Jewish ritual plain box simple shift closed casket no embalming #Spend money on bagels for after #There are a lot of prescribed behaviors for how to behave at the Shiva (mourning house calls) #My family observes none of them. We treat it like a family reunion #If you want all my petty family funeral drama though maybe a different post? #But seriously Christian funerals are such a huge scam. Taking advantage of people at their most vulnerable. #If you have an iron stomach go read about what happens to a corpse when it decays in a vacuum sealed coffin #Death #Death rituals #Judaism #jewish #Jumblr #Jew stuff #post o' mine #Clearing out the drafts #Offensive Yiddish accent clichés are for Jews only. #For this we came to America? To get made fun of on the feygele website by our great grandchildren?

[froogizweet]

#bcs imagine 💞: you go to saul’s office to get some good legal advice and see that he’s become gummified and is now doing ollies

#Better Call Saul #saul goodman #jimmy mcgill #kim wexler #walter white #breaking bad #bcs #bcs fanart #brbra #better fart saul doodles :-)) #also kim scolding jimmy for being too epic idk i just wanted to draw them teehee #froogizartsies

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

In English, we say, "Toxicity."

In TES, we say, "Do the right thing. Paarthurnax deserves to die."

#toxic hag #every morning i wake up and choose violence against delphine #delphine #paarthurnax #the dragonborn is a card carrying member of the protect dragon grandpa club #excuse you ma'am that is my DRAGON DAD YOU WANT ME TO MURDER #how dare you #thousands of years of community service and delphine is calling for execution #fart face #the elder scrolls #tes #skyrim #lol #meme #in english

[leawesomesloth]

FOURTH prompt for MDZS Gotcha for Gaza!

Prompt: Song Lan with a small Xue Yang in a lantern eating watermelon or something

Thank you @wifiwuxians for your donation and prompt! I hope you like it ♥

List of upcoming fandom fundraisers:

SVSSS Gotcha for Gaza

CDrama Gotcha for Gaza

Link Click Gotcha for Gaza

#MDZS #mo dao zu shi #魔道祖师 #Xue yang #song lan #yi city #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #fanart #art farts #sketch #chibi #mdzs gotcha for gaza #something simple and cute bc I think the vibe of the prompt calls for it #this was very therapeutic to draw

[melontoyo]

Gonna say something because this is a personal blog: Genuinely hate how as an artist on social media, you can only grow an audience if you either: draw the exact same thing in the exact same style over and over again OR dedicate yourself to drawing fanart of the current most popular shows / games.

If you wanna be like....... a normal artist, then you're out. You have no chance. This reality hits me every time and it makes me... sad? Especially because to me, the most rewarding part of making art is getting to show others what I made. But hardly anyone's gonna look, unless you focus on that one thing and recycle it into eternity.

I always challenge myself to draw unique artwork without any "repeats" (altho, I've also learned to sometimes go easy and let myself draw a comfort zone artwork). But it's clearly not a way to make an impression or grab people's attention. If you draw x and someone's interested in that, they won't follow you unless your profile contains a whole array of xa and xb and xc and xd and xe and xf etc.

And it's just so weird, because while you might find monetary success with one approach, each approach comes with unhappiness. Either you draw what you want, and are unhappy about nobody being there to look at your stuff OR your force yourself to drive down a single narrow road (is any artist happy doing that?) while gaining a following and perhaps financial success. And I guess many people work jobs they hate, but the reason why I wanna do illustration is because I don't want to hate my job.

So, the only way out of this dilemma is to get those sweet commercial jobs, but jobs for graduates chronically do not exist. And then you think like, if I'm working minimum wage (or far below) anyway, why don't I just pick up a minimum wage job. I know I would love some assembly line work, but then I won't have time to draw anymore!!!!

Incohesive rant about a dilemma: done.

Also I want to add: If you chose to stick with me despite me not drawing that One Thing or That Fanart - You are the best, I love you, thanks.

#also *wink wonk* if you want to like... support me.... #there's the thing called the reblog button #for my art #🥺 #not this post #don't reblog my mind fart please thanks

[phopollo]

hi!! no pressure at all but i humbly submit my hilda oc if you're interested 👉👈 her name's Mattie and she's a fankid i made for sketchbook jjhfjdh

(im so sorry i dont have any proper refs of her so i just dropped in a couple drawings if that's ok :') )

(p.s hope you're good!!)

I had to think so hard about who I wanted to draw her with, because there were so many funny options

But I offer you;

Mattie being babysat by Kaisa's weird aunts, Dot and Marj

Theyre from the Witches spin off, I can't remember if I've posted about them before, but I feel like if Kaisa had a kid, she'd want to introduce said kid to these two

They'd spoil Mattie rotten

#Mattie would absolutely be up on Marj's shoulders if she didn't need the cane #and theyre definitely bad influences on Mattie #but like in a silly old lady way #in a they teach her to say “old fart” because they call each other that kind of way #art #digital art #hilda netflix #hilda the series #hilda series #hilda witches #Hilda: Witches #hilda oc #hilda ocs

[boymuskhaver]

@seemoreseymoursbay Day Two : Romantic Relationship!!

Gene/Alex/Courtney

My fav poly ship that doesn’t know they’re a poly ship yet because they’re Dumb 11 year olds /affectionate

alt version + close ups below cut

#bobs burgers #bobs burgers fanart #smsw romantic #seemoreseymoursweek #gene belcher #alex papasian #courtney wheeler #GAC PACK HELL YEAH 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #Also saw someone call them Galexy and i Like that #Buncha Dorks #ps i have another smsw romantic drawing in the works but #it’s going to be a little Late teehee #digital art #art fart

[owob]

bloodweave for oomf on twt

#my farts #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #thagts his last name . right. whole legal name and everything #its so weird to call him by his full naem its like goverment naming a queen. its wrong. #bloodweave #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

[lamuliz]

"I've made some changes to the skip button, Narry."

I'm working on an angsty comic with him and the narrator so here's a concept i might use

#the stanley parable #stanley parable #stan #angst #hes so insane #beyond redemption <33 #men that are absolute lunatics <33 #narry is such a dumb nickname for the narrator #idk if ill actually have him call him that but its funny #your honor my client was being fnuuy #what if the button is just a fart noise #hey narry listen to this toot #boom

[forwardrussia]

Surprise (not) here's my favourite path girls again

#*jumps for joy* #the path #the path game #the path 2009 #ruby red #scarlet red #ruby the path #scarlet the path #idk i always called em with their last name red #whatevs #my art #more liek my fart hahhhhhhhh #ok . #first img is repaint of a ruby model rig screenshot from the game's development kewl #more red dead artsoon probaby i need to draw javier and #definitely more tmnt duh #fave