#category: incorrect quotes

[chiefladylightyay]

Penny: Loves! I just found out something amazing!

Weiss: And what would that be Penny?

Penny: Otters hold paws while they sleep so they don't drift away from each other!

Ruby: I guess you could call that-

Weiss: If you finish that sentence you are sleeping on the couch!

Ruby: Otterly adorable!

Weiss: -.-

Penny: Ruby, why? Now we can't hold hands to prevent drifting while we sleep :c

#rwby #frosen steel #penny polendina #weiss schnee #ruby rose #shitpost #category: incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: me #pun

[frosensteel]

Penny: Does Weiss know we are dating her?

Ruby: I don't know.

Penny: Should we tell her?

Ruby: No, it's more fun like this.

#rwby #penny polendina #ruby rose #weiss schnee #frosen steel #category: incorrect quotes #don't worry they tell her eventually!

[l3viat8an]

MC:*Walking into Lucifer’s office* Hi Luci!

Lucifer:*Holding up a hand* Don't distract me. I’m busy organizing all my mail into three categories. From Satan, Death threats, and Death threats from Satan.

MC: Don't forget "Begging for a pact." from Solomon.

Lucifer: Right, four categories.

#technically it should be six categories if he adds ‘bills’ and ‘Mammon’s bills’ #hsjshsj #surprise it’s queue! #ro’s dumb stuff tag! #obey me! #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #obey me shitpost #obey me shenanigans #incorrect quotes #om! #om! lucifer #om! mc #om! incorrect quotes #obey me crack

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JADE: why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do i have an inventory limit!!!!

#submission #Source: @the-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra #comorbidity in EVERY CATEGORY . NOW #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #jade harley

[your-royal-momoness]

Zuko: I don’t have favorites. I like all Sokkas and non-Sokkas the same.

#when someone is giving the firelord an urgent message there are two categories: Sokka and not-sokka #guess which one gets priority #atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar #trashbending #zukka #sokka #Zuko #incorrect quotes #incorrect avatar the last airbender #the secret third category is Druk obviously

[electric-plants]

cyno: what the FUCK are you wearing??

alhaitham: …….loungewear?

cyno: it doesn’t even show your shoulders

alhaitham: does it have to

cyno: yes

alhaitham: ….why?

cyno: ….there’s no non incriminating way for me to honestly answer that so im leaving now

#genshin impact #cytham #haino #genshin incorrect quotes #gi cyno #gi alhaitham #cyno #alhaitham #category 5 tragic event at alhaithams house #covered his shoulders😔 #everyone pls be respectful of the general mahamatra at this time as he processes this situation🙏 #haino incorrect quotes

[asmodeus-mydearbeloved]

Lumine: Why is it everytime you interact, You act like an old married couple?!

Zhongli, 6000+ Y/O: Cause we ARE an Old Married Couple.

Venti, 2600+Y/O: Who do you think you're calling old?!

#genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #lumine #genshin venti #genshin morax #zhongli #zhongven #venti barbatos #I feel like Venti's 3000+ Y/O #only cause its not possible that he was just born and got ascended to godhood immediately- #Also feels like Venti would be in denial of being old cause he doesn't wanna be put in the same category as Zhongli-

[callsign-daydream]

Hangman: Guess what I'm holding behind my back. Bob: Before we begin, what are the parameters of the guessing game? How many guesses do I get? Is there a time limit? Hangman: Forget it; you ruin everything. It's Maverick’s personal copy of the F-14 Flight Manual. Bob: You shouldn’t have told me. I never would’ve guessed it. Now I’ve won.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: Brooklyn Nine Nine #jake hangman seresin #robert bob floyd #dagger squad #this goes under the category of dagger dummies #(lovingly) #I hope this makes some of y'all smile after the heavy news we had in the US

[bisonandbubbles]

Oikawa to Iwaizumi: You shouldn't punch people.

Iwaizumi: I just tap them.

Oikawa: With a fist.

Iwaizumi: And?

Oikawa: Alright to clarify. Tapping is very gentle. With a slap you can hear the sound. If you do it with a fist, that's a punch.

*Matsukawa and Hanamaki hit their fists together to demonstrate, promptly hurting their knuckles*

#makki and mattsun both weeping in pain and laughing in the background as the argument carries on #iwaizumi does not punch people without a reason #this is like some fighting au #is that a relevant category #dunno #blame it on our english class #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa issei #seijoh 4 #scraps of words #hq #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu incorrect quotes

[hunter-sylvester]

“Is it because she’s a girl?”

“No. It’s because you’re giving her something I never knew you had. Because she’s allowed to make her home in a part of you that I never knew existed. A corner of your beating heart that I have never been allowed into but now that I know it’s there, every breath taken outside of it is poisoning me.”

#metal lords #metallords #hunter sylvester #kevin schlieb #kevin x hunter #schliebvester #idk wtf this even is #dramatic is what it is but besides that #images are not super great. my pc doesn't let me take hq screenshots so it's what I got #I've tried to edit this together into a whole thing but it didn't work so I'm putting it out like this #my post #i'm cringe but i'm free #does this fall under the category of incorrect quotes?? #hunterwriteswords

[justonemorechapternicercy]

Annabeth, in teaching mode: So, after learning all this about the existence of viruses, what do you think, what is a virus? A living thing or a non-living thing?

Percy:

Percy: A mushroom.

#based on an early morning conversation about why categories are necessary but are all fucked up so we dont have to believe in them #percy jackson #annabeth chase #incorrect percy jackson quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #pjoverse #pjo

[chiefladylightyay]

At a party. All characters are of legal drinking age.

Weiss: *drunk* You're in love with Penny, aren't you? Ruby: *equally as drunk* Nohohohooo~ you're in love with Penny! Weiss: Naw girl, you're in love with Penny. Ruby: No you're in love with Penny. Weiss: No you're in love with Penny. *repeat as needed*

*by now both Ruby and Weiss are swaying from drunkenness*

Ruby: No you're in love with Penny. Weiss: What even is a penny anyway? Ruby: No you're in love with Penny-

Yang: Both of you shut up before Penny has a meltdown! Penny: *blue screen of death, overheating blushing mess*

#frosen steel #rwby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #penny polendina #shitpost #i dont even #meh #category: incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[frosensteel]

Penny: *has a sad thought*

Ruby and Weiss, bolting up in bed in the middle of the night in a cold sweat: Something's wrong.

#rwby #penny polendina #ruby rose #weiss schnee #frosen steel #category: incorrect quotes

[incorrectcommunication]

Tadano: Why are you looking at me? Komi, internally: (Why are you looking at me?) Naruse: Why isn’t anyone looking at me?

(Source: South Park)

#half the cast falls into the 'why are you looking at me?' category #tadano hitohito #komi shouko #naruse shisuto #komi san can't communicate #incorrect quotes #incorrect komi quotes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jane: My favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jane crocker #mod terezi #if guy who picks locks on youtube can be a category then so should guy who solves murders and junk

[jellybeanium124]

Stede: I'm neurodivergent Ed: oh? what flavor?

#love calling stuff in a category 'flavors' when they're not food #what flavor shampoo u want? #what flavor car ya got? #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd incorrect quotes