David: Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to meet me here.
Max: I didn’t make time for shit, you dragged me here…
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ALL HAIL THE PUPPET WITH THE SACRED BRAIN CELL!
Huxley (to Geno): I swear you are the only one of us with a brain cell.
The Rest of the Puppet Gang: ALL HAIL THE KEEPER OF THE SACRED BRAIN CELL!
Huxley: What the-
Geno: (smirks proudly)
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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Bly: Um...Neat.
*later*
Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.
Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?
Bly: Didn't you thank him?
Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody...
Obi-Wan: As you should be.
Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of-
Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.
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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with?
cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir.
obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question.
cody: you're my superior officer, sir.
obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now.
cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away-
obi-wan: but-
cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.
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Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?
Anakin:…yes?
Padme: why don’t you do that :(
Anakin:..
Anakin: d-do you want me too?
Padme: YES Ani!
-the next day-
Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?
Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-
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Obi-Wan : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Cody!
Cody : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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Obi-wan: *stares at Cody with heart eyes*
Quinlan, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.
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Quinlan: Fox might be playing “hard-to-get” but I’m one step ahead playing “hard-to-get-rid-of”.
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cody: and, i brought you your favorite tea.
obi-wan, chuckling: you know me so well, my dear. it's almost like we're married or something.
cody:
cody, raising an eyebrow: we are.
obi-wan: ah! even better.
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Max: Tell Nurf off, David! Assert yourself!!
David: That’s my ice cream!
Max: Good! Now let him have it!
David, handing Nurf the ice cream: You can have it :)
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Rex: I bet you're never going to forget that good-bye kiss.
*Cody looks horrified*
Wolffe: No.
Rex: *gasps*
Wolffe: You forgot the good-bye kiss?
Rex: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!
Cody: I don't know. He was late, and the horn was honking. And the balloon poodle's leg popped, and--
Fox: Hey, what's going on?
Wolffe: Uh, Cody and Obi-wan forgot the good-bye kiss.
Fox: How could you forget the good-bye kiss? That's your thing!
Cody: I know!
Rex: We have to get to the airport to kiss Obi-Wan good-bye.
*Everyone starts shouting and running out the door*
Rex: Go! Go!
Anakin: Stop. You forgot Cody.
*They all rush back and grab Cody*
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Fox: Alor, I will-
Thorn: Isn’t it weird to call your vod'ika that?
Fox: *irritated and tired * what?
Thorn: Cody?
Fox: Cody is—- what?
Thorn: Well i don’t think you would call Prime that. I heard you once tried to bite him. Also he is dead
Fox: I tried to bite Alpha-17, not Prime
Thorn: lmao why?
Fox: I called him buir and had to cover up my mistake
Thorn: Awww Fox-
Fox: Do you want to take over my next patrol? Choose your next words wisely
Thorn: You shabuir <3
Fox: *snorts and rolls his eyes *
*Flashback*
Fox: Vor'e, buir!
Alpha-17: … what?
Fox: !… *tries to bite Alpha-17's hand *
Alpha-17: You little shabuir! That’s 3 laps for you, cadet!
Fordo: *raises a brow and watches Fox run*
Alpha-17: He called me buir
Fordo: ….
Alpha-17: He called me buir *grumbled sob*
Fordo: *pats seventeen on the shoulder *
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Cody: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Cody: *Aggressively throws water bottles*
Obi-Wan: Uh... what's up with him?
Wooley: He is trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Cody: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Waxer, getting emotional: It's working.
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Palpatine: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Bail: Nope.
Dooku: No, absolutely not.
Yoda: Hope it sucks, I do, whatever you’re going through.
Maul: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Mace Windu: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Fox: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing that I could have changed that outcome.
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Based on this video/meme
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