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readbydaylight · 1 year
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Dead by Daylight lore, but fun.
Interested in hearing some fun trans queers talk about the lore of Dead by Daylight killers so you don’t have to read thousands of words in a tiny text box in-game? Boy do we have a podcast for you.
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Each Monday Cole and Gavin explain the lore of a different DBD killer to Caroline, who has never played the game and scares easily. They sometimes write better lore for the character on the spot before Gavin can get around to explaining the actual details.
Cole, meanwhile, is our monsterfucker representation. He comes to the table with a literal Powerpoint ranking each killer, including a math formula that takes their hotness into account.
Every episode ends with us ranking them by how hot and cool they are. We also check in on how many Rule34 posts have been made about the character of the week, for fun.
Read by Daylight.
Available where you like listening to podcasts, or YouTube. Because apparently Google really wants podcasts on YouTube now.
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chipzle · 1 month
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Every TMA episode (that I've listened to so far) follows the same format,, John tells a first person account that very closely resembles the average shift of a service industry worker and then switches to the most monotone voice you've ever heard to tell you that there is no evidence to support the story, aside that one thing that proves that it definitely happened but we don't talk about that. Also he fucking hates Martin for some reason.
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expelliarmus · 6 months
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not-equippedforthis · 6 months
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H: can i wear...sunglasses and ear defenders?
W: yeah, wear whatever you want, mate.
H: ...fine.
W: hmm ^^
deadass what if i just started crying
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v0idwraith · 2 months
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brutal pipe murder (malevolent edition)
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i-am-the-oyster · 1 month
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A little place down in Montauk
It's a 17 minute drive from Paul's house in the Hamptons to Montauk Motel.
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Just take your clothes off honey, and stick your nose in money.. why don’t we… do it in the road?! (Laughs) A little hotel where we used to screw A little place down in Montauk Just you, me, the cook and the servants too
-- Studio recording August 1980
I like to think the 'cook' reference is because Linda was invited.
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Let's not forget that John Lennon said about (JL)SO: "I'm really talking to the people that grew up with me and saying here I am now, how are you?"
(ps One Sweet Dream podcast did an interview where May Pang agreed with the host (JL)SO was for Paul and emphasised that it wasn't about Yoko -- it's a patrons-only episode so I can't link it, but it's April 2023, around the 1h29 mark)
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samglyph · 3 months
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Ghost Hunter AU Part 2/2
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For @malevolent-monthly , IDs in alt text by @shadow0haven
Thanks for reading ;)
Tip Jar and Commissions
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ephemeralgalaxies · 2 months
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NUREYEV STILL DOESN'T SAY THE LINE RIGHT. IT'S STILL NOT VERBATIM WHAT JUNO SAID. I'M SOBBING.
Juno's version of the line is, "I never want to see you again."
(Juno also says to include the bit about not loving him, but ofc even Peter Nureyev can't lie that well).
Nureyev's version of the line is, "I do not want to see you anymore, Juno." (and later, "I have no interest in seeing you any longer").
Which... it fits more into Nureyev's pattern of speech (as the previous fits more into Juno's), but is still completely changed. Especially when Nureyev asks, "You said it would just take those words to excise you from my life entirely, didn't you?" BECAUSE NO. NO, THOSE ARENT THE WORDS. HE DOESNT EVEN GIVE JUNO THE CHANCE TO THINK ABOUT IT EITHER. IMMEDIATELY STARTS TALKING AGAIN.
After all of that, he comes so close and yet STILL cannot say it to him. The great thief, master lier, professional manipulator, and yet he still cannot force out that little phrase of finite.
Bye y'all, I'm crying for the next month :')
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blargothy · 11 months
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look at this dude
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kitybur · 9 months
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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 | 𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐚𝐜𝐰𝐡𝐲
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⌦ in which you, your silly friends and silly boyfriend move in together & what i think would happen.
— warnings: gn!reader, craziness, fluff, swearing
| can you write some headcannons abt how y/n would be with the rest of the group! or how the group would react to isaac and y/n hehe ANYWAY THANK U SM , love all of your content |
⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
• to start off, i think we can agree that living with the boys would actually be HELL.
• like you’d have to be scrubbing the house top to bottom after filming a groupchat video. but for the sake of this, let’s ignore the bad side 🤗.
• the boys would definitely love you, and treat you like their sibling (everyone but isaac ofc). they would probably be a little overprotective of you, but that’s them showing they care.
• you’re getting ready for a party? when and where. someone’s making you uncomfortable? who needs to step in. you feel me??
• these men would never fail to make you laugh if you were having a bad day. like if you had a bad day at school or work, they would instantly have you in cackles.
• they always make sure they try to include you. if you weren’t a streamer, they would make sure that you get some screen time if you like to be on film. if you don’t, they make sure that you at least go on adventures with them (especially willy vlogs)
• okay independently tho.. i feel like softwilly would be the one to include you in most things (if you weren’t a streamer like we just established). idk he looks like the type of person who wouldn’t want to leave anyone out or behind. if you were a streamer, he’d still try to include you on recordings.
• yumi definitely would not give two shits im ngl 😭 he does his own thing so i feel like he just wouldn’t bother with you (in the nicest way possible) if you didn’t want to hang out or go film a vlog. but he’s definitely like one of the funniest people when you get to know him so he’s basically your main bitch when you’re sad.
• larry would definitely be your best friend. he’s got such a sweet personality that you’d instantly click and just do stupid shit together. like you’d play loud music at four in the morning and wake everyone up because you saw a tiktok dance you wanted to try ☠️ i just feel like larry would be easy to get along with.
• along with larry, i also feel like grunk would be easy to get along with. you’d both go out shopping since he’s lowkey got drip and you’d bond over it. i feel like if grunk got close enough to you, he’d ask to watch spongebob together. whether it’s over discord or irl. it’s a special moment y’all get to have to hang out.
• tanner would be your workout buddy. he’d make sure that he spots you and vice versa, and make sure that you aren’t breaking your bones doing a new workout. if you don’t workout, he’d be your horror game buddy. tanner would even just have you in the room because he gets jumpy. and if he gets too pissed off he’d make you play. and just constantly grab your shoulders to scare you.
• and lastly, we have isaac. in this case, isaac is your bf and lord he would be the best boyfriend. 🙏 like he’s actually super tall and muscular that he would give GREAT hugs. bro and the best cuddles. literally could crush you and that’s lowkey hot 🫡.
• but no, isaac would definitely be your muse. he’s definitely got that golden retriever type vibe, maybe slight black cat. isaac would be the best at massages. idk why that came to my head. i feel like with his large hands he’d be able to give great back or shoulder massages.
• isaac would buy you a bunch of shit, like he does for the house. it could be something totally stupid and he’d be like “but it’s useful in so many ways” or “it’s cute!” when it’s really fucking ugly but you’d never tell him that.
• you WILL constantly hear gagging sounds from the rest of the members whenever you and isaac are in mere 2 feet of each other. mostly from yumi and softwilly. but it’s all jokes! most the time..
• they will also make kissing sounds when you two walk out of isaac’s bedroom and ask if you used protection. even if you have literally just woken up.
• larry and tanner would recreate any lovey dovey thing you guys do, but make it 10x more funnier. any photo y’all post together, they copy it and tag you both.
• ^^ stop tell me you can’t see that happening 😭😭
• grunk would be the supportive bsf but will threaten isaac if he takes you away when you’re supposed to watch spongebob together.
• overall, i think living with them would be such a hassle, but if you plan it right it may be fun. if you love cleaning and screaming children at midnight, this is right up your alley ‼️
• ‘kay but y’all gotta agree that living with them would actually be so fun cause they’re funny and have an amazing time doing actually anything. like they could make any regular night into an eventful night that would end in the kitchen a mess, empty cans in the floor and bodies sleeping anywhere they can find comfortable.
• and those are our youtubers/streamers 🥹
⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆
a/n: okay pls tell me if you agree or disagree with any of these cause i was just going off the top of my head but i wanna hear what y’all have to say about it too! i didn’t really know what to write for this so it’s all based on my opinion and how i see it. i hope this fulfills your request!
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mochinek0 · 4 months
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Daminette December 2023 MASTERLIST
ONE SHOTS:
1.) Mystery Theatre
2.) Framed
3.) Manga
4.) Orange (SUB)
5.) More of a Dog Person
6.) Death Match
7.) In a League of their Own (SUB)
8.) Not Soulmates
9.) Gremlin
11.) School Play
13.) Wednesday
14.) Poisoned Dagger
15.) Lost a Bet (SUB)
16.) Pet Store
17.) Bodyguard
19.) Window to the Soul
20.) Cheese Vikings
24.) Archaic
25.) Plain Clothes
26.) Sparkles
28.) I'm Not Crying
29.) Disappointment
30.) Save Some for Me
31.) Charades
TWO SHOTS
18.) Hiding in the Shadows + 22.) You're Drooling
21.) Something Good Coming + 23.) Astrology
MINI FIC
10.) Defeated
12.) Betrayal (SUB)
27.) Be Positive
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isa-loves-you · 7 months
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Touching | The Group Chat Headcanons |
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Isaac:
Isaac isn't big on touching, but he doesn't push away from it when you offer it
Most of the time when he shows physical affection its little things.
Whenever he sits next you on the couch hell pull your legs over his lap, or whenever you guys are in a crowded place in public he will hold your wrist or keep a hand on your shoulder so you guys don't get separated 
Sometimes when isaac drinks he gets playful, which means be expected to be picked up and body slammed on your guys bed 
Nothing too hard though, he once tried to pick you up bridal style and spin you around but once he started to spin your hand hit a nearby wall and he felt so bad. He thought you were going to die
This man is a horrible sleeper. its either he sleeps sprawled all over the bed and almost kicking you out of the bed.
or he's clinging on to you for dear life.
Nick: 
Nick loves physical contact. He can't get enough.
Whenever he has an excuse to touch you he does
When you guys are in public he interlocks your guys arms because he doesn't like how sweaty his hands get from holding hands.
If you ever see those couples that act too touchy while waiting in a line. That's you and him.
He melts whenever you hug him and also scratch his back a little bit
Since nick wears a lot of hats, and also wears headphones majority of the day he will do anything you want if you rub or scratch his head
Nick likes cuddling when you two are watching a movie or just laying on the bed but not when he's going to sleep
You guys usually fall asleep facing each other and having your legs intertwined together
Yumi
Hes doesnt like being touched by a lot of people and it's gotten worse when he moved into the group house
He pretends that he doesn't like it when you touch him but you both know he secretly loves it
In public he will put his arm across your shoulders so you guys can walk at the same pace
If he doesn't do this you will be left behind. He walks too fast
He does like it when you put some form of weight on him, he feels more grounded
Usually it when he's laying in bed scrolling on his phone and your laying on top of him also watching his phone
But you can't lie facing him when you do this. He freaks out if he feels you breathing on him
Since he's a big man he likes it when he's the big spoon
if you wrap your arm around him and hike your leg onto his hip he's asleep in not time
Tanner:
Tanner is like nick, he loves affection
He's a very giddy person so whenever you hug him or touch him in anyway he's happy 
He likes holding your hand, but he thinks its funny when he finds new and weird ways to be close to you in person
God this man is built like one of those buff teddybears, i will die a fulfilled solder being suffocated by his boobs🫡
Whenever you two are relaxing on his bead or watching a movie he will find his way to put his head in your lap and you scratch his head or eyebrows
He usually falls asleep like that so he makes sure your not moving
Tanner likes falling asleep on his stomach so that means your his mattress 
Larry:
Larry is very carefree about touching he neither likes it or dislikes it.
He likes holding hands the most of all, nothing can beat a classic
Even if you think that physical affection is the most a couple can do to show love, your wrong Larry finds other ways.
He thinks doing activities or just hanging out with you is the most loving thing people can do.
However, Larry does like it when he sits on the floor in between your legs and style his hair in different ways.
Since Larry has a hard time falling asleep at night that means you are up a lot of nights too
Most of the time you fall asleep before Larry does, but you always wake up with him laying right next to you.
You spend a good portion of your morning taking .5 pictures of him asleep.
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slvtforyumi · 11 months
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how the tgc boys would cuddle.
headcanons on how all the group chat boys would cuddle with you.
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isaac-
holds you as if your a teddy bear.
with your face buried in his chest and his chin resting on top of your head.
draws on your back with his fingers/ rubs your back.
constantly giving you small kisses on the top of you head.
whispering in your ear little “i love you”.
nick-
spooning all the way.
likes to be the big spoon all the time.
he holds you so tight not wanting to let you go.
kisses you on your neck throughout the night.
plays with your fingers and traces his up your arm.
tanner-
has you on top of him with your face in his neck.
plays with your hair and traces your back with his fingers.
he likes to talk to you about his day and then listens to you talk about yours.
the both of you fall asleep quite quickly.
blake-
it’s very rare that the two of you cuddle with each other.
but when you do he’ll have you in the same position as isaac would.
whispers little things in your ear.
when your not cuddling you’ll both sleep facing each other but not touching each other.
but he’ll try and give you a kiss on the lips whenever he can.
larry-
he likes to be held like a little spoon.
but won’t be bothered by the idea of you being little spoon.
it’s hard for you to fall asleep as he talks so much throughout the night.
always ends up making you laugh tho.
loves putting youtube videos on his phone for the both of you to watch.
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chalkbird · 2 months
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welcome to night vale but instead of "listeners", cecil addresses the "chat"
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knight-gwaine · 6 months
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Okay, it’s been too long so I have no clue who my followers or mutual are anymore.
SO, lil ice breaker for whoever sees this. Ima list all the podcasts I love and have listened to/am listening to and if you’re into any of ‘em, tell me about your favorite character and why you love them in the replies or recommend other podcasts based off my list!
Welcome to Night Vale (the gateway drug)
Alice Isn’t Dead
Within the Wires
The Bright Sessions (a FAVE. WHERE IS THE FANDOM)
King Falls AM (bring them back please)
Midnight Burger (also hello where is the fandom. Doctor Who fans will love)
The Amelia Project (do yourself a favor and start listening if you haven’t)
Desert Skies
Girl in Space (BRING ME SEASON TWO)
The Left Right Game
Leaving Corvat
The Orbiting Human Circus
Hello from the Magic Tavern (genuinely surprised by the lack of presence on Tumblr)
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isaacswhy · 1 year
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fingers
isaacwhy x fem!reader (nsfw) summary: isaac catches y/n looking at his fingers over and over again. he uses them. requested?: yes, by 🦦 anon MINORS DNI
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There you sat, at the kitchen counter. In one of those too-comfortable cushioned stools as your boyfriend cooked up a meal for you. You watched as his hands gripped every tool he used and his perfect finesse with every movement. He made cooking look so effortless and like a beautiful art. He was beautiful.
You'd admire his strong figure and his body, but your eyes would trail down the muscles of his arm and onto the veins that led to his hands, and his large fingers. God, those fingers. It's not like you'd never gotten to experience them before, you had, many times over, but they never ceased to amaze you. Perfectly shaped and just the right size, where you almost felt too full. The way they-
"Y/N?"
You jolted and looked up at Isaac, who was now looking at you with two plates in hand. Your frantic, turned-on brain panicked to compose yourself, so you sat up with a small smile on your face.
"Oh, thank you. What's for dinner?" You asked.
Isaac looked perplexed. "Weren't you watching me as I cooked? It's just some breakfast burritos. I was craving them, you know how it is."
"If I were honest.. I was spacing out, you know?"
"Oh, yeah, I get it. I hope you enjoy it."
"You know I will, Isaac. Your cooking is.. what's the word, delectable."
"Okay, fancy pants."
You chuckled to yourself as you took a bite, the savory combo of eggs and meat and cheese taking you almost by surprise in the way they flowed together beautifully. The meal was well-seasoned and you could've sworn you fell in love with Isaac all over again in the moment. After taking a few bites, you found yourself spacing out again, your eyes trailing over to the man across the counter eating his own meal. Or at least to his hands. And those fucking fingers.
Maybe it was obsession, but you couldn't help yourself. They were so perfect for you. His hands in general were a work of art, sculpted by the gods like he was meant to be a statue one day. The large size of them and the veins that decorated them sporadically. Even as you went up his arm, his muscle definition and the all around strength you took in as you stared at him.
"Hello? My eyes are up here."
You were startled once more, but you did your best to flirt. "Don't mind me, just enjoying the view."
"What were you looking at that caught your attention?"
"That's for me to know and you to find out, Isaac."
"The hell does that mean?"
You took another bite of your burrito as Isaac looked at you with a sense of curiosity in his eyes. You knew the look well after seeing it many times over. A twinge of arousal mixed with the need to chase down what you were leading him towards. He was mild-mannered most of the times, but you knew he couldn't help himself when you gave him subtle hints like this. He became a whole new man altogether. You didn't envy the internet, given that they were never able to see the expressions he makes or all of the looks in his eyes that could tell you far more than words. Then again, you liked having it all for yourself.
It was an obvious move, but you flickered your eyes from his to his fingers, back to his eyes, and then you returned to your burrito. If he was still questioning your intentions, that was on him. You wanted to lay some hints down, but you never wanted to give him exactly what he wanted: the answer.
"I think I get it."
A grin spread across your face. "Do you now?"
Isaac stood wordlessly from his stool and walked over to you. "The question is, do I have the patience to move back to our room?"
A mischievous look in his eye told you that he was on the right path. "It doesn't matter either way if you're fast."
Isaac returned your sly smile. "I guess you're right."
It didn't take more than a second for Isaac's hands to find themselves on the waistband of the sweatpants you had stolen from him, pulling them down. You wrestled your hips as you noticed he had hooked his fingers under your underwear as well, so when he got them out from under you successfully, you were exposed to him. He reached two fingers down and slowly rubbed them in circles on your clit, which brought out an unexpected moan from you. His other hand slapped over your mouth as his fingers teased you. The wetness and heat between your legs was growing unbearable.
Your boyfriend finally obliged, dragging his two fingers downward, getting them wet with your slick, and pushing both inside simultaneously. You could've screamed in the moment, his large fingers making you almost feeling like you were being filled to the brim. There was pain, but it quickly subsided as he pushed his fingers into you rigorously and caressed your g-spot.
You didn't have the stamina he had, so you found yourself gripping the counter and your seat hand with your fingers as a climactic feeling rose in your gut. The way Isaac's fingers worked inside of you with such finesse always brought you to orgasm faster than you could've ever done yourself, and faster than anybody had ever done before. Isaac truly was the perfect guy for you.
"Isaac.." Your muffled voice was blocked out mostly by Isaac's hand, but he heard you fine.
"I know, baby."
Whines and whimpers were all you could manage as his fingers fucked you relentlessly, your breath hitching as you spilled over the edge and climax rocked your body. If Isaac's hand weren't there, the neighbors would've gotten a show. Isaac's fingers slowed their pace and eventually pulled out, and you watched as he brought his fingers to his mouth and licked them clean. God, you loved that guy.
"You're so gross," You said, even if you didn't mean it.
"I know you love it."
You pulled your underwear and borrowed sweatpants back up over your waist and the two of you returned to your daily routine, and the rest of the housemates didn't seem to know a thing as they woke up. A job well done.
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