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smallcloisville · 2 months
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"I got to tell you, sis. This alternate earth... it's a blast. Doesn't feel right, though. Not having blood on my hands before lunch."
Clark Luthor was actually bad 👀
I even had a scary nightmare about him.
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I might be remembering wrong but I remember an episode of Smallville where there was a universe where Clark was raised as a Luthor instead of a Kent and he’s evil or something and hates Lex
But I love the idea of a similar universe where Clark hates Lionel and just decided “fuck it I’m going to run away and live with Lex instead” and just speeds off to Smallville meanwhile Lex is just so exasperated that his brother has run away from home but is also like yeah I’ll let you stay
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03x14 · 7 months
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yaoi-makes-me-happy · 6 months
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I just read the most glorious Clex fanfic and I want to live there.
I don't want to go back to real life.
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kal8elle · 1 year
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Art Credit to Clayton Henry
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buniyaad · 7 months
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resuming my dive back into dc tonight…… rebirth!ultraman, lettuce see if you’re even half as funny as my boy clark luthor ultraman (smallville, wb11)
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ditzybat · 14 days
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clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?
bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support
clark: what - i - no??
bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat
clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube
bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be
clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?
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sully-s · 2 months
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Kryptonian Heritage Picture Day
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emo-batboy · 6 months
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A Wild SuperGuy? (Social Media AU)
Part 44 (Masterlist)
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(Part 45)
Istg I made this entire chapter in two hours. It's like I was smacked upside the head with the opposite of writer's block. (Also shoutout to the two people in part 43's notes that immediately predicted what this update would be about.)
@bruciemilf how’s it hangin’
Drink water, enjoy the weather, and have a great day :D
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kemdraw · 2 years
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bruciemilf · 1 month
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Headcanon that, every year on their birthday, Kryptonians get new superpowers.
Clark doesn’t really keep track; That’s Bruce’s job, for the most part. This year? Mediumship.
me·​di·​um·​ship
/the capacity, function, or profession of a spiritualistic medium/
“Communication with spirits,” Bruce has this habit of nicking his thumb with his teeth, pretty, hazel eyes glossy with thought. Clark doesn’t need supervision to see how beautiful he is when his mind’s at work. “Fascinating.”
“Yep,”
Clark watches Thomas Wayne’s ghost give him the glare of the century behind his son’s back.
The skin of his jawline is entirely ripped off, peeled by Joe Chill’s gun, like the news article said. Sincerely, the Wayne glare scares Clark more.
“Fascinating.”
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superbat-love · 3 months
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Imagine people saying “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Superman?” and Clark nearly has a heart attack. He thinks his days as Clark Kent are numbered because Lex Luthor is standing right there and he wouldn’t put it past the guy to get him fired from his job and make his civilian life miserable. Then Bruce Wayne answers that he gets that all the time and Clark almost spits out his drink.
Luthor is rolling his eyes and wonders why this Daily Planet reporter standing beside them is so excited about the possibility of Bruce being Superman. As if this himbo Brucie is capable of tying his shoelaces together, much less save the people of Metropolis. The man would probably fold faster than a napkin if Luthor did as much as flick him with a plastic spoon.
Clark quickly recovers from his blunder and remarks that it must be annoying to get mistaken for the superhero so often. Bruce tells him that he usually gets called that in the bedroom and asks if Clark wants to confirm it later, Luthor is daydreaming about kryptonite spoons and Clark is rethinking his choice of drink for the night.
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DP x DC prompt. Space obsession.
~'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars~I think I saw you~
Danny has a space obsession but he doesn’t think much of it. A small flight a little beyond orbit dulls his craving for Space. Usually.
~as long as~
On a field trip to the Daily Planet Danny Fenton hears an argument between Lex and Clark about where is Conner gonna stay.
Danny*has no second thoughts*, *high 'cause objects of his obsession are extrimely near in his human form*.
Danny: Hey, I have an extra room! Do you want to stay with me? I’ll show you my space rocks collection.
Conner*tired of this shit*: Will your parents mind having a stranger staying in their home?
Danny: They will be totally fine.
Danny to Lex&Clark: I borrow this boy to keep him with me for forever. Bye.
Lex: ..They grow up so fast.
Clark: SuPeR FaSt. But where were we?
Lex&Clark: *start the fight again*.
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duckytree · 1 year
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clark’s best articles are the ones covering brucie wayne’s most recent stunts
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