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Luci are you pregnant?
Lucifer: *looks at unused pregnancy test* I…I don’t know this work. Do I prick my finger? Does it test blood?
Alastor: *reads box* Says you have to urinate on it.
Lucifer: uh…I don’t wanna do that. Sounds gross.
Alastor: *eye roll* Just do it!
Lucifer: *crosses arms across chest* No! I don’t have to do anything!
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If it helps you’re the cutest gummy bear ever!
YOU REALLY THINK SO, LISTENER?! AWH, YOURE MAKING ME BLUSH!
"Mic, This is ridiculous."
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"Thank you," he said. For what did not matter; smile, say the right kind of words in the right kind of way, and always, always radiate confidence like a supernova.
Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
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Useful Confidence.
And more confidence.
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Don't Use This Again (Nov 22, 2023)
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I Can Make You a Convincing Speaker
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Oh is it only one more sleep til a new Ted Lasso? I’d hardly noticed…
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I know I was not a dreamer
But I lost something somehow anyway
I don't care 'bout what they say
Whatever whoever tells me something
Never stop until the end
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'Do something now to make her fear you no longer. Speak to her softly. Tell her of the sort of life which you would live with her. Tell her that all is changed. As she comes to love you, she will believe you when she would believe no one else on that matter.'
Anthony Trollope, from Phineas Finn
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Straight people, he thinks, probably don't spend this much time convincing themselves that they're straight.
Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue
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Bioluminescent plankton shit
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Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.
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