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[theslowmaxx]

Guess I’ll die then 😀🎲

#art #illustration #artists on tumblr #fanart #artblr #gaming #rpg #dnd #dungeons and dragons #d20 #crit fail

[oldschoolfrp]

"Uh Oh," a short hidden track on the CD version of "Dungeons & Dragons: Official Roleplaying Soundtrack” by Midnight Syndicate, 2003 — Video clip featuring vintage dice, Moldvay’s 1981 Basic D&D rule book, and module B2: The Keep on the Borderlands.

In addition to being inspired by Dungeons & Dragons, we love playing the game. We just wanted to add one little fun bit to the end of the soundtrack while giving a nod to our fellow adventurers.

If you are curious, the well-worn materials you see at the start of the video are the very first ones I ever purchased. And yes... those are what's left of my first two sets of dice... colored in dazzling black Crayola. - Edward Douglas, Midnight Syndicate.

#D&D #Dungeons & Dragons #Midnight Syndicate #dice #d20 #natural 1 #Moldvay D&D #Basic D&D #The Keep on the Borderlands #Uh Oh #dnd #critical failure #crit fail #Edward Douglas #TSR #Dungeons and Dragons #Youtube

[diceaday]

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#d20 #dice #crit fail

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I just had a really weird experience with a dating app and I don't know what's real anymore.

I matched with a cute girl earlier today, and we spent a couple hours talking about our shared interests in podcasts and history and weird niche topics nobody else cares about. It was nice, and I asked her if she wanted to get lunch sometime this week. She said she'd like that, but then immediately changed the subject to talk about her job instead of scheduling the date. I mean, that's not TOO weird, I figure she must have wanted to say no but didn't want to hurt my feelings. Whatever. No big deal. We keep talking.

She mentioned that she works as a medical scribe at a doctor's office, and I said that that sounds like a wizard's apprentice. She said that medicine is the intersection between science and magic. I replied with a throwaway joke that chemistry is just alchemy with a little flair, and then shit went off the rails because she sent me a link to a pornhub video titled "We came at the same Time - Sensual Side Fuck" and said "me when someone tells me they're an alchemist."

A cute girl sends me a literal porn link after dodging the question of whether she wanted to go on a date, so I'm confused as hell. I don't know if this is her way of flirting or what, so I replied "I'd be down to practice some alchemy if you're not busy." I regretted saying it immediately because I never talk to anyone like that, I was just blind sided by the porn and thought maybe she would think it was funny. Well, after a few minutes she says "did you just ask to fuck me?"

Okay, I'm going down in flames, I crossed a line, that alchemy "joke" was inappropriate and creepy and she's clearly not into it and she's probably gonna unmatch me and block me and report me or something. I'm still confused over the direction the conversation is going, but I decide it'd be better if I apologize and go on the defensive instead of doubling down like a jackass. I tell her "no, not really," I'm not soliciting a stranger for sex, I was just yes-anding. She sent a porn link. What was I supposed to say? How was I supposed to respond?

Another few minutes pass. I was 100% sure that when I reopened the app she would be gone, but no, she finally replied "I was hoping you were..."

What kind of mind game is this? Is she just looking for a hookup? Her profile specifically says she's not! I have no idea what's going on.

"Did you just ask to fuck me?" My honest answer would have been "yes, isn't that what you wanted?" but the thought of saying that to somebody makes me feel like a douchebag. Her tone with that question didn't sound flirty, it sounded accusatory, like she was outraged I had the audacity to ask for sex so soon. My social anxiety is going through the roof. Whoops, turns out she actually WAS flirting and DID want to have sex, and I've managed to waffle it and sound like an asshole no matter what I say. Damned if I do, damned if I don't.

From my perspective:

Her: *posts meme about sex* (it's just a meme, nothing more. Don't read into it)

Me: *flirty memey response* (could go either way; I'm not outright saying I want to have sex with her, I'm just matching her energy. She memes about sex, I reply in kind because I thought it would be weirder go ignore it)

Her: oh my god, did you really just say that? Did you really think I wanted to have sex with you?

Me: I'm sorry, I overstepped

Her: mind games, dumbass! You don't know what I want, motherfucker!"

From her perspective:

Her: our conversation is going well, let me drop a big hint that I want to hook up

Me: picks up on the hint

Her: really?

Me: NO!

Her: oh... okay... nevermind...

So then I take a step back and try to see if there's any way whatsoever to salvage this dumpster fire of a conversation. I admit that I'm confused and ask her point blank if she wanted to have sex. I legitimately don't know if she was making a move or not, and I need her to know that I'm not the kind of guy who asks for sex as an opening move but I'm not opposed to it if she's the one bringing it up. There's no way to fix this. I failed at this interaction. I need to cut my losses, but somehow we keep talking.

She says, quote "I like making art and love. Sometimes at the same time, ya know?"

I say "do you want to make love?"

She says "we probably should."

I ask her if she'd like to get something to eat first, as was my initial date plan before the porn thing. Her response confused me even more. "I can't right now. I'm exhausted from traveling all weekend. I haven't eaten and feel like I'm gonna pass out." That reply doesn't make sense. It's Wednesday and she says she's too hungry to get dinner. That's when I noticed that her previous message ended with a period.

"We probably should," period. I scrolled back up through our conversation and realized that EVERY message she sent me ended with a period. Every single one! Oh, and some of them weren't even direct responses to anything I said, so now I'm 1000% convinced that she's a bot. I got tricked into talking for three hours with a bot, and I derailed the scam by rolling a nat 1 critical fail when it tried to sext me.

I ask "her" point blank when she wants to meet up, and it said "I need to eat first. Make food, not war, lol. Where are your top places to grab food?"

Bot. Almost certainly a bot.

My final reply, in the extraordinarily small off chance that she's not a bot, was to say it depends on my mood, before losting three or four of my go-to places.

"She" didn't unmatch, but she ghosted me. No reply.

Bot. Absolutely a bot. No doubt about it.

TLDR, I got catfished by a bot!

#dating app #bumble #tldr #tl;dr #catfish #bot #pornbot #sexbot #spambot #ai #I got played #i got played like a fiddle #dating profile #oh well #god dammit #long post #long #text #anecdote #my life #story of my life #social anxiety #anxiety #failure #crit fail

[batstitchnerdycrossstitch]

Well…. Shit 😂

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#dnd dice #crit fail #cross stitch #etsy store #cross stitch patterns #critical role #dimension 20

[fantastictalesofadventure]

smoll lizard tries intimidation...the D&D party adopts a new friend.

#dungeons & dragons #d&d #d&d 5e #dnd #dnd 5e #ttrpg #lizardfolk #lizard #intimidation #critical fail #crit fail #meme #memes #funny #lol

[sjru]

Crit fail

"You just rolled 2 nat 1 with adv you can't complain now" Pic for Jay Art by me.

Posted using PostyBirb

#my art #jay #thunderpaw #crucible #draeneth #dragon #paw #crit fail #dnd #dice #belly #squish

[tache-noire]

WHIFFED IT LMAOOOOOO

#ROH LB #CRIT FAIL

[spockvarietyhour]

Well, it's just, for some guys - not me - uh, but for some guys, you know, when they make it move, it gets all big and hard like a pimple and then it pops. And they say it can happen to anybody but it's still, it's, it's gross.

Fallout "The Trap"

Bonus:

#Maximus has never had sex and never even thought about sex #and also rolled a crit fail on that conversation #Fallout #Fallout Prime #Fallout TV #Maximus #Lucy MacLean #Ella Purnell #Aaron Moten #spoilers #fallout spoilers #falloutedit #tvedit #GIF #my gifs #Danny and Renae watch Fallout #Hide and Queue

[lilystrations]

"Lassie" is getting a Baldur's Gate remake.

#bg3 #baldurs gate #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #karlach #wyll ravengard #bg3 tav #fanart #wholesome headcanons #shenanigans #Astarion doesn't always crit fail his dex saves #but the party sure as shit won't let him forget when he does

[transmascvoid]

Hopefully your holidays are going better than whoever made this role! Happy Holidays and Merry Critmas!

On sale on my redbubble store ->  ScatterArtfully.redbubble.com

(via Merry Critmas Coasters (Set of 4) by ScatterArtfully)

#findyourthing #redbubble #merry critmas #merry christmas #critical fail #critical failure #crit fail #dungeons and dragons #dnd #nerds #redbubble artist #queer artist #trans artist #digital artist

[mrkapao]

Oof...In our last game...I rolled 6, 6, and 6 on Fresh Out the Box's bi-weekly Green Ronin Publishing ModernAGE AP game...and this week, all 1's. The dice giveth and the dice taketh.

#green ronin publishing #modernage #modern age #fresh out the box #ttrpg #critical fail #crit fail #bad luck #roll20

[aroaceleovaldez]

yknow i was gonna make a post about how happy I was to see the show acknowledge adhd/dyslexia/learning disability stuff and the way they handled and showed Percy's experience with that system, and how it influenced his reactions to things. But i'm honestly glad I didn't because WOW the show completely ditched all of that immediately. There was set-up for a really interesting arc about the demigods = neurodivergence metaphor and "You are singular" (pun off of "half-blood"/"demigod" and a very direct rejection of the "puzzle" metaphor for things like autism) and a very quick acknowledgement in like episode 2 of an off-hand "oh yeah all demigods are like that (adhd/dyslexic)" and then. nothing. absolutely nothing.

heck, they even changed the design of the zoo van (in the books very explicitly a black van with white text, which Percy notes specifically because white-on-black text is more dyslexia-friendly) which is a personal affront to me because That's My Dyslexia-Friendly Van, How Dare You.

i know some people have argued that maybe Annabeth pausing in the store was supposed to be her having a dyslexia moment, but if it was then we would have gotten the Dyslexia Effect™ on the text (and dont tell me they didn't have the budget for it cause HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR BUDGET FOR THE SHOW? They clearly haven't been using all of that). It's almost definitely supposed to show that Annabeth hasn't been in mortal spaces in a very long time and is, yknow, a kid, being indecisive of which snacks to buy.

i have said it before and i'll say it again: the core of PJO is disability. You can never remove that, or else it is no longer PJO. The heart of the series will always be a story made for an ADHD/dyslexic kid to help them learn about and be interested in mythology, and if you stray from that it's going to be very noticeable very fast. Almost every character in PJO has a learning disability. The entire series is framed as a way to introduce kids to mythology in a fun way and emphasize those themes of mythology being important even in modern day with how it still affects our lives, to ask you to look at what lessons we can still learn from these myths and how they apply to modern lives, and that you can be a hero not despite your disability, but alongside it. That is the core of PJO, always and forever. And the show failed that.

#pjo #riordanverse #pjo tv #adhd #dyslexia #pjo tv crit #< the fact that we have a tag for that now. hoo boy. #also all of this + im extra mad that the show intentionally did not include the bianca cameo in the closed captioning #cause like. okay failing to follow through on the disability themes in the series? that's one thing but i was somewhat expecting it #so disappointed but not surprised. *intentionally not providing appropriate closed captioning* though? SHAME ON YOU.

[diceaday]

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#d20 #dice #crit fail

[probablybadrpgideas]

Implement the Fuck Rule.

If you say your action with the fuck intensifier ("I'll fucking kill those goblins", "I'll sneak in like the fucking wind", "I'll broker the most fucking evenhanded peace treaty these equally valid fuckheads have ever fucking seen"), then the result is always either a critical success or critical failure.

#rpg #roleplaying games #Generic #meta #game idea #I do like the idea of a game where you can only crit fail or crit succeed #Maybe I should try it #“Gonna hit these fucks with so much love and fucking respect they won't know what fucking hit them.”

[batstitchnerdycrossstitch]

The only “nats” I wanna see! 😂

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#dnd #dnd dice #cross stitch #etsy store #cross stitch patterns #nat 20 #crit fail