#darcy lewis shenanigans
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Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, Darcy Lewis
Summary:
Steve decides to embark on a shenanigan or two with his new coworker. He's at loose ends with Bucky and Sam in Louisiana and in dire need of some fun.
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made up fic title: Absolutely the Fuck Not
Thank you for asking, babe! Okay this one came to me when I saw a billboard for Rogers: The Musical!
The aforementioned atrocity becomes so popular and well-loved that it's put on in high schools across the country after its initial Broadway run. Darcy Lewis, however, is infuriated. She's still with (a non-shitty version of) SWORD, though she's not security-cleared to know what's up with Steve Rogers on the moon. And because she's sentimental, she sometimes stops by Westview or Puente Antiguo for old times' sake with the facade of making sure there are no trace anomalies from all the Avengers shenanigans that took place there.
She spots a sign in one of the towns that a high school is putting on Rogers: The Musical! and one of the locals that she's gotten on good terms with invites her to come check it out. It's a small high school, so the arts funding is...minimal, to say the least, and they have a grand total of one beleaguered drama teacher who makes these things happen. The drama teacher is fine with it, though, the art teacher at the school is surprisingly outstanding/efficient at making set pieces and backdrops, and he's always happy to lend a hand.
And, come his standing ovation at the performance that Darcy just so happens to see...looks hauntingly familiar. Hence Darcy's opening line of "Absolutely the fuck not."
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You belong with me
it's me, hi (hi) i've been dying to write darcy so i came up with this fic🩶 if y'all have any requests don't b shy i'm bored as hell
darcy lewis x asguardian!reader; pretty fluffy no warnings enjoy🩶, in my head R is some sort of goddess w powers but it isn't specifically stated so yea👍
since you were one of thors closest friends you always got wrapped up in his shenanigans. you were also pretty close to the odinson family because you knew them since you thor and loki were little.
mr and mrs odinson never admitted it but they kinda hoped you'd end up with one of their boys.
though, you didn't float that way. and thor and loki saw you as family.
when thor got sent to earth, odin asked if you would keep an 'eye' on him. you cared about thor and honestly were scared to say no to odin so you obliged.
when you got to earth you definitely got a better landing than your dear friend. seeing as he was laying on the floor and unconscious.
there was mortals surrounding him though, with some sort of vehicle. you studied them. no danger, easy targets. you weren't gonna attack them. if they provoked you, you wouldn't let them slide.
there was a man, well in his age. a women, possibly the 'leader' of the group. but the last girl, she was absolutely beautiful. easily the most gorgeous women in all the ten realms.
"big guy brought his friend" the man stated alarmed
"i'm so sorry maam i don't know where you two came from and i swear i didnt mean to hit him with my car and she didn't mean to tase him im sure." the women, who you later found out was jane, rambled.
you only smirked. guess the angel of a women took down the god of thunder.
"don't worry miss, we don't mean harm" you said, voice thick with your asguardian accent.
"that's probably the hottest alien i've ever seen."
you turned to face the source of the angelic sound. you couldn't help but step closer to her.
"may i get a name, darling?" you asked looking down at her. noticing she had raised her weapon. cheeks still a rosy color.
"darcy, darcy lewis. it's an honor to meet you space person" she said charismatically.
"it's an honor to met you darcy. i'm y/n y/l/n." you grabbed her hand and kissed the back of it. having learned from thor on how to make women swoon.
darcy's jaw dropped. this hot ass alien just fell from the sky and is now centimeters away from her lips.
"can you help us carry your friend into the van?" the man stated, ruining your moment
"don't worry sir i got it from here." you said shooting darcy a flirtatious glance and walking towards your dear friend.
darcy looked at jane who looked at her simultaneously, shooting her two thumbs up.
you picked up your friend as if he weighed nothing, propping him over your shoulder. your biceps flexed deliciously against your traditional asguardian clothing. darcy nearly drooled at the sight.
you laid him in the vehicle and you all got in. you made sure to sit next to darcy.
you told everyone what was going on, jane nearly crashing when she found out there was two gods in her car that had fallen from another realm.
the next day thor had woken up and you explained everything. you made sure he wouldn't be reckless and hurt somebody, especially her.
during breakfast you scolded thor like a child and asked him to behave. having to slowly explain he wasn't a prince here.
during your stay with darcy you watched her like a hawk. she was so gorgeous. she was intelligent, humorous, did you already mention gorgeous?
you told her many times about it too.
"you have to be the most beautiful women in all the ten realms my dear" or " are you sure you were born here? and not heven?"
she was equally as flirty. well she tried, she was constantly flustered by your gaze or remarks.
you two fell in love. from the very start there was just some sort of connection between you two. but this wouldn't be any ordinary long distance relationship.
you wanted to love darcy. you dreamed of falling in love since you were a little girl. but, she was a mortal. you were the goddess of (your choice).
you didn't let it distract you tho. thor fell in love with jane so you'd follow in his footsteps.
your glad thor didn't like darcy like that. you were sure she wouldn't like you if he was the other option. but darcy wished the same. she was glad that you liked her and not jane. she'd want her friend to be happy of course. but with you? she'd be a little jealous.
you accompanied thor with his hammer troubles because well it was your job. but darcy saw your capabilities while you fought alongside thor during the battle where all of your friends came down to help.
"well that was certainly something" darcy said as you and her walked away after thor and jane went to go do their, thing.
you looked at darcy, slight battered up. nothing your godly healy couldn't handle.
"you think?"
you let out a breathy laugh. you stared at darcy's beauty once again.
"you're gonna have to ask me out on a date if you keep staring at me like that ms y/n." you laughed once again swooning over darcy's humor.
"i'd love to take you out, my love. i'm just not aware of thors plans. i hope i can see you again.
darcy sighs realizing you actually were from another realm.
it broke your heart. you met the girl who you were sure was the love of your life, but she had to be from another realm.
"don't go falling for any other gods up there alright?" she giggles trying to make the best of the situation.
"after meeting you my love, i never want to look at anyone else." you said planting a kiss on her forehead. giving her a big hug.
saying goodbye was the hardest thing. but you left her with a promise to come back. and there was no way you were ever gonna break it.
a/n hi
idk if u guys would want a part two lmao also i got distracted and wrote my whole fantasy w my whole oc in mind but hoped you enjoyed. it's lowkey highkey bad but oh well. i love darcy nd i'm tryna fill up her tag.🩶 send requests PLEASE
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TSB Round 7 - Week 22-25!
Happy Holidays from the TSB crew! If you need a break from the chaos, take a minute (or a few days) with the fics below.
Collaborator: rebelmeg
Card Number: 7001
Square Filled: S5 - Tony x Happiness
Title: Laugh Lines
Link: Tumblr
Pairings: Pepperony, Iron Family
Word Count: 1003
Rating: Gen
Major Tags/Triggers: domestic bliss, married life, slowly growing old together, grossing out your kid on purpose
Summary: Pepper has spent years watching the subtle (and sometimes unsubtle) ways Tony's face has changed. This one is probably her favorite.
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Collaborator: endlesstwanted
Card Number: 7010
Square Filled: T2 - Asking for trouble
Title: Picking Love
Link: AO3
Pairings: Bucky Barnes/Sarah Wilson
Word Count: 2095
Rating: Teen
Major Tags/Triggers: Modern: No Powers, Meet-Cute, Flirting, Minor Steve/Tony
Summary: Tony takes Bucky to the farmers’ market as an excuse to meet with his new fling, but Bucky makes the best out of it with the idea to bake something for his sister’s birthday.
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Collaborator: SomeSortofItalianRoast
Card Number: 7012
Square Filled: K3 - Piggy-back riding
Title: Tony Stark Bingo Mark VII - November Round Robin
Link: AO3
Pairings: Loki & Tony Stark
Word Count: 375
Rating: Gen
Major Tags/Triggers: Alpacas, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Time Shenanigans, Good Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark Lives
Summary: "For Tony, it's another day at the lake house with Morgan and Gerald, his Alpaca.... Until in a manner of speaking, Gerald tells him that the world needs saving again. No really. Well... sort of."
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Collaborator: endlesstwanted
Card Number: 7010
Square Filled: R5 - Protection
Title: Tony Stark Bingo Mark VII - November Round Robin
Link: AO3
Pairings: Loki & Tony Stark
Word Count: 390
Rating: Gen
Major Tags/Triggers: Time Shenanigans, Good Loki (Marvel)
Summary: For Tony, it's another day at the lake house with Morgan and Gerald, his Alpaca.... Until in a manner of speaking, Gerald tells him that the world needs saving again. No really. Well... sort of.
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Collaborator: deehellcat
Card Number: 7014
Square Filled: T5 - hurt/comfort
Title: surpassing things we’ve known before, chap 1
Link: AO3
Pairings: Tony and Howard Stark
Word Count: 2290
Rating: Gen
Major Tags/Triggers: Kid Tony Stark, Canon-Divergence, Canonical Character Death, Howard Stark’s Actual Good Parenting, at least he’s trying, Emotional Hurt/Comfort
Summary: Shattered by loss, little Tony and his father learn to hold on to each other for support, and start to construct a new family for themselves.
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Collaborator: SomeSortofItalianRoast
Card Number: 7012
Square Filled: R1 - AU: Sci-fi/Futuristic
Title: Of broken bonds, secret relationships, and mad scientists
Link: AO3
Pairings: James "Bucky" Barnes/Qui-Gon Jinn
Word Count: 2149
Rating: Mature
Major Tags/Triggers: Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Hurt No Comfort, Angst, Canon-Typical Violence, Broken Force Bonds (Star Wars), Unhappy Ending, Implied/Referenced Brainwashing,
Summary: Approximately 30 years ago, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn died on the planet Naboo. He was believed to be the first Jedi to die at the hands of the Sith in over a thousand years. While his death fixed the fates of Obi-Wan Kenobi and young Anakin Skywalker, it unknowingly set off a chain reaction that would lead to the rise of The Winter Soldier.
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Collaborator: SomeSortofItalianRoast
Card Number: 7012
Square Filled: S1 - Holiday Fic
Title: Of family, Hanukkah, and idiot ex-boyfriends
Link: AO3
Pairings: Steve/Bucky
Word Count: 1111
Rating: Gen
Major Tags/Triggers: holiday fic, Hanukkah, Meet the Family, Jewish Darcy Lewis
Summary: Darcy invited her boyfriend to meet her family over Hanukkah. It does not go well. It'll be a funny story by next Hanukkah.
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Collaborator: scottxlogan
Card Number: 7017
Square Filled: A4 - Learning To Cook
Title: The Beginning of the End (Chapter 2)
Link: AO3
Pairings: Tony Stark/Bucky Barnes
Word Count: 15127
Rating: Explicit
Major Tags/Triggers: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, Sexual Content, Swearing, Idiots in Love, Past Abuse, Two timelines, Age Difference, Beginnings, Angst with a Happy Ending, Adult Content, First Time, Holidays, Falling In Love, Holiday Decorations
Summary: Bucky wants Tony. Tony wants Bucky, so why aren't they falling into each other's arms already? That's the question that's been on Tony's mind as Tony decides to create a mood for a special night Tony's convinced neither one of them is going to forget.
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Collaborator: scottxlogan
Card Number: 7017
Square Filled: K5 - Tony/Clint
Title: All in a Kiss
Link: AO3
Pairings: Clint Barton/Tony Stark
Word Count: 2519
Rating: Teen
Major Tags/Triggers: Idiots in Love, Holiday hijinks, Mistletoe, Secret Crush, Kissing, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Partners to Lovers
Summary: Following a team up with Tony, Clint realizes he has a crush on his sexy teammate, but getting around to admitting to that isn't as easy as Clint hoped. When Clint makes a plan to capture Tony's attention, it winds up having some unexpected consequences along the way.
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Collaborator: tinystark616
Card Number: 7008
Square Filled: K2 - Asking for help
Title: Keep Me
Link: AO3
Pairings: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Word Count: 2300
Rating: Teen
Major Tags/Triggers: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, First Kiss, Angst with a Happy Ending, What if? Civil War, Earth-10208
Summary: Tony can't stop fighting for the Registration Act, but he also can't keep fighting Steve. He has a plan to end the war, but he needs Steve's help. Set in Earth-10208, the universe where Steve and Tony actually do talk and work things out, and everything ends well.
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Collaborator: rebelmeg
Card Number: 7001
Square Filled: K3 - Pepperony
Title: Strictly Ornamental
Link: Tumblr
Pairings: Pepperony, Iron Family
Word Count: 363
Rating: Gen
Major Tags/Triggers: Christmas fluff, Stark family, humor
Summary: Tony is doing some last-minute (see also: forgotten) gift-wrapping while Pepper tries to keep their baby out of the Christmas tree.
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Collaborator: rebelmeg
Card Number: 7001
Square Filled: A2 - Avengers Compound
Title: Gingerbread, Cocoa, and Coffee
Link: Tumblr
Pairings: Bucky & Tony
Word Count: 395
Rating: Gen
Major Tags/Triggers: Christmas fluff and humor
Summary: Tony tries to pull one over on Bucky, who is (unsurprisingly) not fooled. Also, there's a real big gingerbread house.
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Fic Masterlist- I'll reblog every time I add a chapter or add a new WIP.
For all of these, feel free to interact with me about them! I may add/remove/change things based on your comments. Except maybe H(a)unted.
H(a)unted - AO3 link here. Summary: My most angsty/messed up fic ever! Are the Fentons Haunted? Or are the halfas Hunted?
Danny is shocked when he, his parents, and Jazz are taken to court by Vlad Masters in a custody battle. Ridiculous! Right?
Not as much as Danny would like to think. As the trial goes on, Danny discovers he and his sister aren't who or what they thought, that their parents are not as they seem, and Vlad, his enemy, may be their only shot at survival.
This story is told primarily through dialogue and epistolary storytelling as an experiment. Throughout the story, please expect body horror, illegal and nonconsensual experimentation on human beings, murder, and kidnapping. Mind the tags, please.
Darcy Lewis' Adventures Dating Dracula- AO3 link here. Summary: Follow Darcy Lewis and Vlad Masters as they start dating- and deal with everything from ghostly serial killers, the Things In Crybaby Creek, Politics, the Addams Family, and international spyassasins.
The Fantabulous Emancipation of Danny Phantom- AO3 link here. Summary: The Fenton family journeys to Gotham to get Jazz settled in her dorm at Gotham U. Things go a little sideways when Danny lets something ghostly slip, and his parents try to shoot the 'evil ghost' out of him.
Danny can't go home. But his sister's 18 and willing to rent a campus apartment, Gotham has a layer of ectoplasm so thick it's almost as good as Amity Park, and he's already made a new friend!
Harley was just going to get snacks for Bud & Lou, her hyenas. She did not mean to befriend a tourist, but the kid's almost as crazy as she is!
Join Danny and Harley in a journey of friendship, crime for good reasons, and kicking Vlad and the Joker's ass.
Jack, the DILF of Amity Park- AO3 link here. Summary: AU where Vlad doesn't lust over Maddie. No, he's obsessed with Jack, and since college (minus a 20 year gap), they've fought over the man's affections like two cats.
However, as Maddie would kill him in 2 seconds, tge shenanigans are more sitcom-esque competition, conolete with Danny begging for brain bleach multiple times, and Vlad realizing Jack isn't the only Fenton he's in love with.
Jack, of course, is completely oblivious to the fact his visiting very friendly people causes Vlad and Maddie to stalk him amd talk for once. Or is he?
Danny Phantom in Showghost!- AO3 link here. Summary: Tucker Foley was having a perfectly normal day- until he runs into Narrator, a ghost who is possibly as powerful as Clockwork or Ghostwriter. The problem isn't Narrator- they just want their book back.
No, the problem is the GIW. And the possibility that the town of Amity Park was sucked into a mini-universe outside of time. And, to add more problems to Tucker's day, he seems to be the only one who realises what's going on.
"We are on a timeline, though," Narrator said cheerfully.
"What?! When were you gonna tell me that?!"
They scowled. "Those idiots in white broke my book. If we don't wake everyone up before we run out of pages, everyone dies here."
Not Broken, Just Bent- AO3 link here. Summary: The sequel to Vlad & The Accidental Family Acquisition and Darcy Lewis' Adventures Dating Dracula, NBJB is a Jazz-centric fic about growing up asexual, and the trials and tribulations of being asexual in a very sexual culture. On hiatus until DLADD is complete.
Pending fics (planned, but not written yet, or in draft stage) will be added in reblogs.
Questions about the fics, suggestions, or just have aome ideas? Hit that ask button or ask me in the comments!
#inthememetime#danny phantom#danny phantom au#dp x dc#dp x marvel#darcy lewiss adventures dating dracula#vlad & the accidental family acquisition#not broken just bent#h(a)unted#danny phantom showghost#jack the DILF of Amity Park#the fantabulous emancipation of danny phantom
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Tony Stark Bingo Party - Never have I ever written a crack fic.
I am getting there y'all, I swear. XD Don't see your ship? Want to see your works in one of these lists? Tony Stark Bingo Party People, join us the next time we play! Our NHIE games say written, but we include art, fanvids, gifsets, fanworks, bring what you've got! Occasionally, someone will specify an art type and that we stick to, but it's not limited to fanfic!!
(Also, because I make the posts, I choose the gifs. Them's the breaks, people - also, this is relevant to one of the fics in the list).
tencitizens - Tony Stark - Weirdest Person I Know. (fanvid) Rating: General. Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply. Tony Stark & Pepper Potts.
@psychiccatpanda - The Smallest One Was... Bucky's #1 Stan. (fanfic) Rating: Teen+. Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply. James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark. Bucky grudgingly agrees to be Steve's fake boyfriend in the hopes that someday his best friend will finally ask Natasha out on a real date. You've heard what they say about the best laid plans? Well, these two didn't.
Meanwhile, a small Catholic girl's school is using the Avengers as an example for their studies on current events, global politics, and the sacrament of forgiveness.
What happens when these two things intersect? Hijinks, dear readers. Hijinks and shenanigans.
@somesortofitalianroast - The Adventures of (Darcy) Lewis and Clark (Kent). (fanfic SERIES) Rating: General to Explicit. Most are Teen+ Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply. Clark Kent/Darcy Lewis. Summary from the first fic in the series: This being Metropolis and her life being straight out of a trope-y made for tv movie, Superman caught her and returned her to her apartment, saying something about how his friend Clark spoke highly of her.
@psychiccatpanda - It’s Always the Quiet Ones. (fanfic) Rating: General. Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply. James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark, Tony Stark & Steven Strange, Tony Stark & Wong. Tony Stark and Stephen Strange have had some kind of magical ...mishap. Now they are both sharing Tony's body and Tony's late for his first date with the former Winter Soldier, Bucky Barnes. What could go wrong? Or more probably, what wouldn't go wrong?
@psychiccatpanda - Rumor Has It. (fanfic) Rating: General. Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply. James "Rhodey" Rhodes/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Steve Rogers. Rhodey wakes up to find Tony reading aloud to Pepper and Steve about his (supposed) wild, playboy lifestyle and their respective roles in it. Jim Rhodes is not caffeinated enough for this kind of hilarity.
#tony stark bingo#tsbmvii#tony stark#darcy lewis#winteriron#ironhusbands#marvel fanfiction#darcy lewis/clark kent
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Put the Playlist on Shuffle and let it fly (Darcy & Loki post Season 2 platonic)
Summary: Darcy gets sent to investigate unusual reading in the middle of nowhere in the US. Loki and Mobius are hunting down a temporal device that could have something to do with He Who Remain's variants. Their paths cross, much to Loki and Darcy's annoyance. Mobius finds it all delightful. Sylvie gets involved.
Loki offers the astrophysicist an olive branch. Darcy makes some new friends.
Platonic Loki & Darcy. Platonic Mobius & Darcy. (because I'm a Lokius fan, there are hints of it here.)
A bit of Darcy/Brad Wolfe at the end.
Utilizes Mayhem by Halestorm.
Previous chapters on AO3
Chapter 11: Mayhem by Halestorm (Darcy & Loki, slight Darcy/Brad Wolfe)
Darcy sits back in her desk chair and looks around. How did her life turn out like this?
Jane is dead. They tell her she is in Valhalla. She's happy Jane is at peace and is sure Frigga and Heimdall keep her company. She hopes that her old boss now spends her hours listening to stories from them and the Warriors three. Honestly, she's a bit jealous. And sad because the odds Darcy would see Valhalla are slim to none. She wouldn't get a warrior's death. Sure, working Shield, Sword, or whatever it is these days might boost her odds, but odds are she'd never see her friend again. And that stung. It didn't help that she rarely saw Monica anymore. Jimmy was busy, and Wanda was gone.
Darcy kind of missed the old days.
Darcy is sent to the middle of nowhere after an “anomalous object” her supervisor had told her. It gave off crazy radiation readings that were more up her line of expertise, and the boss wanted her to look into it. So she went.
I'm so bored with this world that spins around me
Used to make me dizzy
And I'm so tired of these boys that hang around me
Used to drive me crazy
“Shut the front door!”
Loki freezes. He knows that voice. And he had not expected to run in her as Loki and their friends tracked a variant of He Who Remains. They probably should have. She always had just popped up.
Mobius grins. He'd studied Loki’s sacred timeline reels enough to know exactly who that was.
“Hello, Ms. Lewis,” the agent greets.
“That's Dr. Lewis,” Darcy corrects him, and Loki resists the urge to roll their eyes. “But whatever, I’d ask how you know me, but if this one's involved,” she gestures to Loki. “I'm sure that has something to do with it.”
Mobius can't resist, she had always been so feisty in Loki’s timeline. Thor always spoke so highly of her. “What’d you get your doctorate in?”
“Astrophysics,” she answered plainly. She eyes the mustachioed man curiously. “So you know who I am but not what I studied.” She looks at Loki. “And you are suspiciously not dead, again .” She looks between the two. “Why do I get the feeling we are on the same mission here?”
“Mission for who?” Mobius asks, and Loki is just keeping an eye out for their brother. This was going to get unnecessarily complicated now.
“If you are looking for the big guy, you won't find him,” she answers the god’s unasked questions. Mobius isn't even annoyed that she ignores him. This was oddly fascinating.
“Listen, Lewis,” Loki starts.
“Doctor Lewis,” she says. “After all the crap you pulled and I had to help sort out. You will put some respect on my name. Or I will tase you. Or worse…”
“You wouldn't,” Loki glares at her.
“I wonder if Love knows you're here,” Darcy ponders. “She, like, knows everything.”
“We won't be here long enough for her to know,” Loki says, annoyance clear in their tone.
“No, but like, seriously, I’ve been monitoring temporal signatures since I found out about the whole Avengers time-traveling shenanigans, and I shouldn't be surprised you are at the dead center of this. Especially after the Scarlet Witch went off the deep end and chased that portal-making girl across the multiverse. And it's been a real blast since the god butcher.”
“God butcher?” Mobius says with interest. He hadn't exactly studied the timeline past a certain point, and that had been before Loki changed how time existed. “Wait, you know about the multiverse? Hang on a second.”
“What do you live under a rock?” She laughed.
“What is taking you all so…long,” a woman steps through a door that appeared out of nowhere. Mobius and Loki exchange a look. A device in her hand alerts her to changes in the area.
“Oh, that is awesome! That explains those readings. You have to tell me how it works. I swear I won't tell the suits. You owe me.”
“I do not owe you anything,” Loki balks.
“That's it, I’m calling the big guy,” Darcy gets out her phone. But Loki takes it with their seiðr. “Hey! Rude. I know you're basically the god of jerks, but that's not cool.”
“Mobius, we do not have time for this,” the woman says.
“I know B-15,” he says.
“I have a solution,” Loki smirks but she knows that look and kicks the god in the shin.
“No! Bad trickster god,” she scolds them like an errant puppy, and Mobius can't help but laugh. Even Hunter B-15 chuckles.
“I have had enough!” Loki snaps. Before anything else happens, Sylvie strides out of the timedoor and enchants Darcy.
“Will you two hurry up?” Sylvie says. When Sylvie focuses back on the distraction she had enchanted, she gets flashes of what Darcy has gone through. She grits her teeth. And releases her once Mobius and Loki are gone. Darcy looks around. Not happy what just happened to her.
“Did you just hex me? I swear to- Hey, wait! He has my phone.” Darcy groans. She looks at the sorceress in front of her. “You know, if I don't check in with my bosses, they will send someone to find me, and if they find Loki, we are all going to have much bigger problems than me calling Thor.”
“Of course, Thor’s friends work for the government. Why would anything be easy?”
“Easy? Are you kidding me? Dealing with me is easy because I don’t like working for them either. Consider yourself lucky. I should have documented and called this in already. But I’m not. Loki has made my life a disaster since that frost giant jerk followed Thor and his hammer to New Mexico. They scrambled Erik’s brain! Jane is dead, and it's probably that stupid hammer and the Aether’s fault Like the infinity stones ruined everyone's lives, and that idiot is the reason half of them were here! I'm stuck working for these people because of-”
“Got him,” Loki says, holding some glowing device, and that sets off Darcy’s device again. “I knew it! Great, what the hell do I tell my boss now? Why do you always make my life harder? It's bad enough I'm stuck here with no one, but you just get to- fine, whatever. Can I have my phone so I can tell my bosses I failed and can get reamed out so I can get a damn to eat? I’m starving.” She holds her hand out to Loki. Mobius gives her a sad look.
“Do NOT pity me,” she glares at the agent. “You don't even know me. And anything this one says,” gesturing wildly to Loki with the device in her hand. “Is probably BS. So can you get through with ruining my day so I can go back to my miserable life.” Mobius pulls her phone out of Loki’s pocket and hands it to her.
“Sorry about that,” Mobius says.
“Whatever, just go.”
“You won't tell-” Loki starts.
“Okay, first off, who would believe me? Oh, sorry, boss, yeah, Loki and some people just walked out of a door to nowhere. And mind controlled me, took the anomalous object, and bounced. No, sir, please, I don't need a doctor. I swear.” She snarked. “Second, oh sorry Thor, I saw you not-dead dead brother working with some shadow organization, what no sorry he didn't want to see you. I know, pretty messed up, right? We'll see you next time someone we know dies. I mean, statistically, it will be me or Erik. If it's mine, then pour one out for me, man.” She stops and glares at the small group. “Yeah, no thanks. I'm just going to go, maybe eat, and hopefully pass out, and this will all be just another nightmare I have to live with. Worse than the stupid hex. At least then I got to be in the circus.” Everyone just stares at her.
“What? Just go, alright.” Darcy storms off towards her rental car. She resists the urge to smash her head against the steering wheel.
A little mayhem never hurt anyone
When am I gonna get some?
A little bedlam 'til I'm coming undone
Where am I gonna get some?
“You're still thinking about what she said, aren't you,” Mobius says as Loki seemingly attempts to stare a hole in the table they are sitting at. “That wasn't you, that was a other-”
“But it was, well, part of it. Why do you think I recognized her? And she was right. The tesseract and the scepter both contained the stones and those were my doing. Having the tesseract was quite literally my nexus event.”
“But you didn't do anything with the aether. You didn't have a hand in what happened to Dr. Foster. The timeline was the way it was because of He Who Remains. He deemed her suffering to be the sacred path, just like he did the sacred timeline’s version of you. But you changed that. That isn't a guarantee now.”
Loki shakes their head. “She and my brother still bear the losses.”
“Well, you could have let her tell him. Then there would be one less loss.”
“I am not the brother he lost, you know that,” Loki insists.
“Then you aren't the Loki that caused that suffering. And even if you were, you've done more than enough to redeem yourself. So many have a life and free will because of you.”
“Yes, but she doesn't know that,” Loki states.
“That's half the point of a selfless act. You don't get nearly enough recognition you deserve. Would you rather she did?”
“I don't know,” Loki says honestly.
“Talk to Sylvie. She was the one that got in her head,” Mobius finally suggests.
A little mayhem never hurt anyone
How am I gonna get some, get some, get some?
A little bedlam 'til I'm coming undone
How am I gonna get some, get some, get some?
“If you could go anywhere or anytime, where or when would you go?” The man at the bar next to her asks.
“Eww, can you not hit on me in front of my salad?” Darcy says as she takes a bite of her side salad.
“That's not an answer,” the man grins.
“Home,” Darcy answers, so maybe he will leave her alone. “So I can sleep in my own bed.”
“You wouldn't want to change your fate?”
“If fate is real, then I'd like to punch that hussy in the tit,” she says.
“Not even to make your life easier, maybe winning lotto numbers or something?”
Darcy huffs a laugh. “And ruin my taxes, no thanks, I'll pass. It would probably just make my life worse. My friends might be gone, but at least I had real friends.” The guy's eyes flash green as Sylvie walks up and takes the seat the man vacated. “Not a bad way to look at it.”
Darcy groans. “Seriously, can't I just eat my sandwich in peace, just once?”
“You really got under Loki’s skin before,” she says.
“Good,” the astrophysicist says as she takes a long pull of her drink.
“This Loke isn't the THE Loki that did those things in your life,” Sylvie says.
“And I'm not the same person I was in the hex or before the blip, so what?”
“But he merely a variant of him, not him. From a different timeline.”
“Neat story still doesn't change the fact my friends are either dead or permanently traumatized.”
“You are very stubborn,” Sylvie states.
“My quarterly HR review would agree, but where else are they going to find an astrophysicist with decades of hacking experience that has the god of thunder, an FBI agent, and a super-powered Marvel on speed dial? Nowhere. The only other one is dead. So they are stuck with me. They fire me, or I die, and Thor will make their life miserable. So what can they do.”
“But you said you were concerned about returning empty-handed,” Sylvie notes.
“Yeah, because there will be twice as much paperwork and answers I can't give them without the risk of the non-Loki Loki and you guys on the g-man radar. You don't want to be on the g-man’s radar, do you?”
“Of course not.”
“Exactly! I don't even want to be. This job is no fun without Jane.” Darcy throws the fork in her hand back down and pushes the plate away. “Thanks for ruining my appetite.” Darcy throws enough bills on the bar to cover her tab and walks out.
Cruel intentions winds me in a spiral
I'm waiting to unravel
Twisted motives lock me in a circle
I'm dying to untangle
Darcy sits on the hood of her car in the middle of nowhere and stares at the stars.
“If I didn't know any better, I would think you wanted a wayward lunatic to end your life.”
Darcy doesn't even have the energy to groan anymore. She just accepts that this is her life now, as Loki spoke.
“What did I ever do to deserve you and your friend stalking me,” she glares at the god of mischief.
“Just lucky,” they tease.
Darcy gives up and looks at him. Beats another lonely night by herself. “You know your brother misses you, like a lot, right?”
“Oh, I do,” Loki says, tone forlorn, “Believe me, I do.”
“Do you miss him?”
“At times,” the god admits.
“Huh, I actually believe you,” Darcy says, earning a short laugh from the god of lies. They had been honest, after all. She continues, “Why don't you go see him?”
“Because I'm not the brother he lost.”
“Psssh, you say that like he would actually care. I haven't been through the multiverse, but I'm sure there isn't a universe out there where you two are brothers, and he wouldn't love you. That's just Thor.”
Loki considers all the variants they met in the void, all the timelines the god of stories watched over.
“You’re not too far off,” Loki admits as they lean against the vehicle.
“An honest Loki, you really are an odd one,” Darcy grins. “He'd probably love you even more than he already does.”
And Loki can feel another layer of ice around their heart crack and fall away.
“What if I told you there was a way for you to use those skills of yours that didn’t involve working for the men that constantly make your life hell?”
She eyes the god of mischief with suspicion. “What's the catch?”
“There will still be a lot of paperwork, and you'd be working outside of time, and you will probably end up outliving your remaining friends, and there is a risk of being sent to a void at the end of time that is controlled by a somewhat sentient stormcloud that devours anything and everything.”
“A living cloud might eat me?”
“Possibly, or you might just get adopted by a roving group of variants of me, including an alligator version.”
“Sounds mental,” Darcy says. “Sign me up.”
I wanna feel the chaos, I wanna hear the uproar
A little pandemonium, I know I'm not the only one
I wanna be blown away, I wanna feel the walls shake
I wanna feel the walls shake, I wanna feel the walls shake
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, oh
“No freaking way,” Darcy says as she sits on the edge of the desk Mobius and Loki are working at. Much to the god’s annoyance. The desk was small enough as is.
“What?” Mobius asks, barely looking up from the calculations she had brought the pair.
They had been working on narrowing down constellations in varying timelines to help speed up categorizations. Loki and Darcy were really doing most of the work. Mobius was just double-checking the headers and forms. She was still new, after all, and it was his responsibility to make sure she did things the right way.
“Is that Brad Wolfe? Like THE Brad Wolfe?” The astrophysicist inquires.
Loki groans and drops their head to the desk.
“Why is that buffoon here? He's a pest,” Loki laments. Mobius tries not to laugh, but he does run his fingers through Loki’s locks to settle the deity. Which earns him a pleased hum from Loki.
“You two are nauseating,” Darcy says. “It's cute. I'm going to talk to him.”
“Wait, no, Darcy!” Loki tries as they lift their head off the desk.
“Too late, sweetheart,” Mobius says.
Mobius laughs at the way Brad’s eyes lock on Darcy's features as she approaches.
One, two, three, four, oh
Looking for some mayhem
Need a little mayhem
Oh, need a little mayhem
“Hot damn,” Brad mutters under his breath when a brunette he knew hadn’t worked for them before makes her way towards him.
“What?” Casey looks up from where he's finishing the last of an aural track on a variant that popped up along Brad's timeline. The actor had begrudgingly agreed to help. Now he was very glad he did. “Oh, that's Dr Darcy Lewis. Loki recruited her not too long ago. She’s an astrophysicist.”
“With that body?” Brad lets out a low whistle.
“Be careful, man. She tased Thor and helped prevent two alien invasions when she was a college intern.”
“Noted,” Brad grinned as she reached him.
“What can I do for you, doc?” He asks.
“I'm a huge fan,” she says.
“Oh yeah?”
“Oh yeah, some of your movies are like the funniest ones I've ever seen.”
B-15 cracks up from where she is monitoring the timeline at another console.
Brad looks at her in shock but recovers quickly.
“Pity, you'd look stunning all dolled up at my next premier. Paparazzi would adore you. A figure like that, you'd be a hit.”
“I’ll pass, but hit me up next time you're around.” She heads off to check in with the inventors. They remind her of the good ol’ days with Jane and her machines.
Looking for some mayhem
Looking for some mayhem, yeah
Yeah, need a little mayhem
Wanna get some mayhem
Yeah
“Don't worry, she'll eat him alive,” Mobius states. “I know,“ Loki sighs. “And he’ll fall head over heels because she’s smarter and sharper than he could ever be, and then we’ll never get rid of him.”
Mobius shrugs. They could use another skilled hunter. “Eh, she’ll keep him on a tight leash.”
“Maybe even an actual one.”
And Mobius nearly spit Josta across the table at the mental image. Loki smirks.
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StarkBucks Bingo Masterpost
Last year I also participated in the @starkbucksbingo and it's the proper to make a masterpost.
I signed up with the intention of getting into new ships and work with different characters, and I have to say that it's been a blast writing about this two. I got to fill five prompts in four different works, and wrote over 12k words.
This is how my card looks :) All these fills are gathered in this Ao3 collection, and below the keep reading you can find all the information.
Before we start, please keep in mind that there are two stories that can be read as a series (Space’s never been something I’ve liked until now and Tricks you can see), but that's not necessarily. At the same time, there are two fill that belong to the same work, Snowed in surprise: these are the last two prompts and by order, the second chapter in displayed before the first one. Now, to the list!
I1 — Rocket & Groot
Space’s never been something I’ve liked until now | One shot
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences | Character: Bucky Barnes, Groot, Tony Stark
Summary: Bucky invites Tony to a space trip, and there’s no way he’s saying no to that.
Tags: Space Flight, Fluff and Humor, Cuddling & Snuggling
Wordcount: 2,274
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41084031
G1 — “Next time we do it my way.”
Record. Stop. Replay. | One shot
Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Thor, Tony Stark
Summary: Bucky is supposed to record these videos today, but whoever moved next door is making it very difficult. Tony comes as backup.
Tags: No Powers AU, Established Relationship, Neighbors, First Meetings
Wordcount: 1,834
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43921702
G2 — Multiverse Shenanigans
Tricks you can see | One shot
Rating: General Audiences | Characters: Bucky Barnes, Darcy Lewis, Thor, Tony Stark
Summary: Tony, Bucky and the Guardians end up in Vanaheim visiting Darcy and Thor. The god suggests playing a game to keep Groot entertained.
Tags: Friendship, Games, Team Up, Baby Groot
Wordcount: 1,603
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41474988
B3 — Stranded
Snowed in surprise: chapter two | Chapter two in chaptered work
Rating: Explicit | Pairing: Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark
Summary: The morning after Bucky and Tony are still stranded, but they find something to occupy time with. Tags: Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Morning Sex
Wordcount: 1,812 (5,298 total)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43742896/chapters/110353212
I3 — Snowed In
Snowed in surprise: chapter one | Chapter one in chaptered work
Rating: Explicit | Pairing: Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark
Summary: Tony has gotten a cabin in the woods, and he wants Bucky to be the first one to see it. After a nap they wake up surrounded by snow, and it turns out that being around the omega for this long wakes something unexpected in Tony.
Tags: Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Established Relationship, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Gentle Sex
Wordcount: 3,486 (5,298 total)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43742896/chapters/109998310
The banners are taken from the bingo card itself, so thanks and credits to the amazing mod team that put it together.
Until next time!
#winteriron#masterpost#starkbucksbingo2022#marvel fanfic#starkbucks#tony stark#bucky barnes#baby groot#omegaverse#endlesstwanted masterlist
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/43976145
Slipped Secrets and Semi-Sneaky Siblings
by normalisoverrated
The thing is that Pepper doesn't know she's pregnant.
Penny knows, because she has super-hearing and she can hear the extra heartbeat inside Pepper's stomach.
But Pepper doesn't, because Pepper is travelling loads and has very irregular periods and thinks she has food poisoning.
And they don't get a lot of normal in their lives, and Penny wants to guard this little piece of normal for them, so she can't just tell Pepper. But that's fine, because Penny can keep this to herself until her parents work it out. She can. (She can't.)
Or: How Pepper Potts managed to be the last person to find out she's pregnant.
Words: 9170, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 10 of Silent Screams and Surprising Saviours
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Peter Parker, Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Wanda Maximoff, Darcy Lewis, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Sam Wilson, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Friday (Marvel)
Relationships: Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Peter Parker, Wanda Maximoff & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Wanda Maximoff, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Sam Wilson, Darcy Lewis & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Avengers Team & Peter Parker, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Pregnant Pepper Potts, unknown pregnancy, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Oblivious Pepper Potts, Oblivious Tony Stark, Female Peter Parker, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Pepper Potts Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Natasha Romanoff Acting as Wanda Maximoff's Parental Figure, Penny Parker - Freeform, Genius Peter Parker, Precious Peter Parker, Peter Parker Can't Keep Secrets, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Parent Tony Stark, Parent Pepper Potts, Fluff and Humor, Family Fluff, Found Family, Team as Family, Siblings, new siblings, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Inventor Peter Parker, Kid Peter Parker, Protective Peter Parker, Good Sibling Peter Parker, Teen Peter Parker, Family Feels, Crack Treated Seriously, Spider-woman - Freeform, The Avengers Are Good Bros, Concerned Rhodey, Awesome Michelle Jones, Awesome Penny Parker, Good Friend Ned Leeds, Protective Ned Leeds, Good Friend Wanda Maximoff, Protective Wanda Maximoff, Women Being Awesome, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Peter Parker & Ned Leeds & Michelle Jones & Wanda Maximoff Friendship, Intervention, Morning Sickness, Pregnancy, Adopted Peter Parker
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Fic Recs Galore
We’re still going!
shake it, baby (you know it won’t last) by BannedBloodOranges
alright so this one isn’t a fic, it’s an AMV of Who Framed Roger Rabbit all about Jessica: how she sees herself and how others draw her. It’s great, and the music is perfect, timing too. The whole thing is awesome
Traffic Signs by Gazyrlezon
this one isn’t exactly fanfiction either...two for two here lol. It’s an original work about a post-apocalyptic teen and is SO good! Introspective, calming, eerie in some moments. I want to see this in a book so bad
also it was inspired by a tumblr prompt so we’re coming full circle on this one!
From Grace by silver_fish
features: hurt/comfort, Harry being Harry and refusing to talk about his problems, some actual good severitus, Harry getting help during Order of the Phoenix, and yet another reason why everyone else should be given the reins to Harry Potter
Ghosts We Know by klmeri
classic Star Trek shenanigans, featuring McSpirk, friendship, humor, ghosts (maybe), and fluff! I love the original series and the fact that it inspires fic like this is one of the reasons why
Gordon Korman Never Wrote a Zombie Story (And Now We Know Why) by nightwalker
did you ever want to read a Macdonald Hall story but make it a zombie apocalypse? If yes, this story is for you. All the characters are aged up but still in-character and the end of the world being nigh doesn’t stop any of the hijinks
Event Horizon by eponymous_rose
this is a story where nothing important happens and yet it all feels right and happy, much like Corner Gas itself
this crazy game by kiwigirl
The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement, aka a goose that chases you around until you find your soulmate and kiss them. Featuring Steve Rogers and Darcy Lewis! A very fun story with the worst sort of goose
A Goose in the Study by KateKintail
possibly the most random story on my list, this is a John/Sherlock/Greg story with a soulmate goose. By turns funny, sweet, and soft, this concept has no right to be as good as this story makes it. If you like random hijinks, go read it
A Skein in Flight by SharpestScalpel
an intergalactic space goose soulmate AU featuring McSpirk and hurt/comfort. Surprisingly emotional for such a ridiculous concept, I highly recommend it
The Noice Place by thinlizzy2
what if the first time around, Michael got a squad of detectives in his Good Place? It’s exactly as much fun for him as it sounds: none. But plenty for the readers! It’s hilarious, made me laugh and the character voices are pitch perfect
Rules by mazabm
Summer and Morty coping together and making rules so they can be accountable and not follow the paths of their family. It’s tragic and haunting and hits way too close to home for anyone who grew up in a dysfunctional family. It’s also so good and you should read it
A Land So Wild and Savage by elanne
this one is interesting. It’s a character study of Charles and Caroline Wilder; the wanderlust that drove him and the need for stability she she understood deeper than he did. The prose in this one is lyrical and wonderful
Macdonald Hall is Fabulous by Nimori
Boots has a problem. Bruno is going to fix it. Along the way, there will be hijinks and shenanigans. This feels like a classic Macdonald Hall adventure and in some ways feels more like Gordon Korman’s works than Korman’s writing these days. Very good story, highly recommend
Poor Timing by Walutahanga
a what-if universe for a series almost no one has read! This is an alternate universe for the Wayfarer Redemption series and is a great exploration of the butterfly effect in that particular universe
Revelations For The Faithful by DesertScribe
a drabble about The Road to El Dorado where Chel was always a goddess. For being only 100 words long, this is gorgeous and moving and I like it a lot. If you have fond memories of this movie, go read this fic
Soft by Halja
“Hades worries entirely too much. Persephone might be soft and pretty, but she’s not made of glass” a story of Hades and Persephone with self-doubt and reassurance, love and beauty, and beautifully written
Apotheosis by Maria_and_Aguilars_Codex_1492
I have no idea what to say about this story other than it’s amazing. It features Rosalie from Twilight as she navigates her life, tries to understand who she is, and eventually realizes what her purpose is. The whole thing is shocking and awe-inspiring. Even if, maybe especially if, you hate Twilight go read it.
Kissing Destiny Full on the Lips by GwenTheTribble
soulmates are a special kind of magic in the wizarding world. Here’s the story of ten of them.
there is a story of Sirius and Bellatrix being soulmates in here, it’s not the healthiest relationship so maybe skip that one if it squicks you out
The White String of Fate by Anonymous
an aromantic Luna Lovegood finds a soulmate, just not in the way she expects. I just love soulmate AUs that make room for aro and ace people and this is one of them!
sentiment is a chemical defect by Sanna_Black_Slytherin
Sherlock is asexual, John doesn’t realize. There’s an argument, a love confession, a kiss, and a happily ever after.
quid pro quo by Sanna_Black_Slytherin
two asexual secret agents trying to seduce each other and being increasingly confused by amatonormativity, but maybe actually falling for each other along the way?? Thomas Jefferson and James Madison are great at this, y’all
Middle Watch by Verecunda
did you ever want more romantic pining by middle-aged men in your historical novel? Good news! This story about Treasure Island is for you!
Home is the Sailor by Verecunda
Treasure Island now with more gay domesticity than ever before! Livesey/Trelawney has given me a whole new ship for a centuries-old story, it’s fine
How a Husband Should Be by Anonymous
Hector and Imelda have been rebuilding their relationship and now they’re ready to move onto the next step. Except...Hector isn’t sure he can keep lying to Imelda anymore. This story is lovely and soft with angst and comfort in all the right places, plus it comes with illustrations!
The Besotted Breathe Deeply by Chancy_Lurking
Another fic of Sherlock returning after Reichenbach with so much more love and emotion put into it than the BBC showrunners could ever dream of. It’s soft and lovely and I read it every time I want a good reunion fic for John and Sherlock
Tunnel by Silverlace_Vine
There’s a tunnel collapse and Steve has to struggle to escape even though he knows the others are dead. This story is good and you should read it - I can’t tell you any more than that
The Diary of Rachel Whitsett by vaspider
In the Newsflesh series, any mammal over a certain weight can spontaneously turn into a zombie. What does that mean for dog breeders? This is a down-to-earth story that is all the more eerie for its matter-of-fact-descriptions of events and people. I love it a lot and it makes me cry
warning for animal death
everything is alright (yes, i feel just fine) by MoreHeartLessAttack
Jake Peralta has ADHD and hasn’t told anyone, but ends up accidentally telling everyone. This story is very real for anyone who is scared of how people will perceive them once they’re open about their diagnosis. It’s real and raw and I like it a lot
The Eye Color Soulmate AU Fiasco by Pfeldspar
what happens when the two dumbest people in the universe completely miss their universe-assigned meet-cute? This fic, I guess. Cavendish and Dakota somehow miss the fact that they’re soulmates and it’s great. This story is hilarious and funny and I love it so much
#who framed roger rabbit#original work#Harry Potter#order of the phoenix#star trek the original series#star trek#macdonald hall#corner gas#Sherlock#the good place#brooklyn 99#rick and morty#little house series#wayfarer redemption#road to el dorado#Greek Mythology#hades and persephone#twilight#hamilton#treasure island#coco#the avengers#mcu#newsflesh trilogy#milo murphy's law#fic recs
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First- thank you for sharing your amazing creativity with the world. It's a major brightness for a lot of people.
Secondly, if you are still taking prompts? When SHIELD came to move Jane (and Darcy be extension) to Norway due to Loki, they sent Brock and Jack. Jane starts freaking out, so Darcy does the first thing she thinks of to distract the guys (I think makes out with Brock, but she could flash them, I don't know what would work better lol) Jane and Darcy get off scot free, and the guys are confused. This turns into a thing where whenever SHIELD try to move them for their 'protection' like say, London etc, Darcy just snogs Brock, to the point she bumps into him at the Triskelion after CA2, and automatically makes out with him (injured!Brock would be awesome).
If that's too wonky, it's okay to work your magic on it to make it work!
Here we are! Thank you so much. I had a fabulous time with this one!
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The Astrophile, the Suit, & the Paragon of Truth
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/obkqBUj
by idontcare5, iwritetragediesnotsin
A tale of three watchers: a fix-it with someone who gets all of their science knowledge from Tumblr possessing one of the MCU's foremost scientific minds, Steve Rogers causing chaos by being the bicon we all want him to be, and Coulson getting possessed by a thirteen year old who has hyper fixated on the MCU for the last year and half.
“Captain Rogers,” said the historian interviewing him for the documentary, “is there any credit to the theory that you lost your virginity to a USO girl?”
Steve hesitated.
“No, I’m afraid not."
“You’re still a Virgin?”
“No, Bucky never worked for the USO shows."
...
Phil, whenever he spills that happens years into the future: I'm a spy. It's my job to know things.
...
“Must I be doctor foster? Am I not allowed another identity, another name, another self?" His plastic smile freezes on his face and his eyes tell a story of confusion. Darcy sighs.
“Jane, you told me that tea was peppermint."
“I lied," says Jane, still making aggressive eye contact with Tony Stark.
“I’m sorry about that," Darcy sighs, futilely attempting to take her sweet tea away. “She gets weirdly philosophical when she's hopped up on sugar."
Words: 616, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M
Characters: Jane Foster (Marvel), Phil Coulson, Steve Rogers, Darcy Lewis, Thor (Marvel), Erik Selvig, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Melinda May, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, James "Bucky" Barnes, James "Rhodey" Rhodes
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Jane Foster & Steve Rogers, Jane Foster & Thor, Jane Foster & Tony Stark, Jane Foster & Erik Selvig, Jane Foster & Darcy Lewis & Erik Selvig, Jane Foster & Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers & Avengers Team, Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers, Clint Barton & Phil Coulson & Natasha Romanov, Phil Coulson & Nick Fury
Additional Tags: Isekai, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, Angst, Fix-It, Reader-Insert, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Bad Matchmaking, Hijinks & Shenanigans
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/obkqBUj
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Alright, nerds. I finished making the sims household.
Closeups and blog names under the cut.
Eira Sparks @hxrbingxr
Kekipi Sauvage @thxwxlf
PopotitosJoshua Connall @fuascailt
Jin Sakai (ME)
Darcy Lewis @iamdarcylewis
JJ Kelly @agentjjkelly
Annie JumanjiCanterville @ghostlyanon
Bucky Barnes @therxdeemxr
Stay tuned for shenanigans....
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Bucky Barnes Bingo 2022 Masterpost
B2: Steve Rogers - Welcome To The Apocalypse (In The Future, Chapter Two) - Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes - Teen
B3: Wrong Number - Wrong Number - Darcy & Bucky, Bucky & Sam, Sam & Darcy - Gen
U1: Alcohol - In The Halls Of The Mountain King (In The Future, Ch 4) - Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes - Teen
U3: Comics - A Bug In The System (Nexus, Ch 2) - Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes - Teen
U5: Knives - All The Single Ladies (In The Future, Ch3) - Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes - Teen
C1: Take The Shot - Spa Day - Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes - Gen
C2: Rescue Mission - How To Marry A Prince Of Hell - Darcy Lewis/Brock Rumlow - Teen
C3: Free Space - In The Bad Timeline, Chapter 3 - Darcy Lewis/Brock Rumlow/Bucky Barnes - Teen
K2: Amnesia - All These Stars Exist, Ch 3 - Secrets and Hope - Bucky Barnes/Jane Foster - Gen
K3: Darcy Lewis - Laying The Bait - Darcy/Bucky - Mature
K4: AU: Magic - The Black Tower - - Gen
Y3: Flowers - Lost Letters - Jane Foster/Bucky Barnes - Gen
Y5: AU: Regency - When Stars Are Involved (All These Stars Exist, Ch 2) - Jane Foster/Bucky Barnes, Darcy Lewis & Bucky Barnes - Teen
Adopted: Hydra Won AU - In The Bad Timeline, Chapter 2 - pre Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes/Brock Rumlow - Gen
Adopted: Multiverse Shenanigans - Contact (This Kind Of Thing, Ch 3) - Jane Foster/Bucky Barnes - Teen
Adopted: Marriage - Regency Bodyswap AU Moodboard - Bucky Barnes & Darcy Lewis, Bucky Barnes/Jane Foster - Gen
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home is where the heart is (and darling mine is with you)
by theflowerchildandthepunk
It starts, unsurprisingly to anyone who’s known Darcy Lewis for longer than two minutes, with cuddling.
alternatively titled: Darcy Lewis Gently Bullies The Avengers Into Taking Care Of Themselves And Other Shenanigans
Words: 2948, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, M/M, Multi
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Pepper Potts, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Darcy Lewis/Everyone, James "Bucky" Barnes/Darcy Lewis, Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers, Darcy Lewis/Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis, Darcy Lewis/Pepper Potts, Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis, Darcy Lewis/Sam Wilson, Riley & Sam Wilson
Additional Tags: Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Cuddling & Snuggling, Puppy Piles, Sort Of, Past Riley/Sam Wilson, Darcy has a big heart, Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Polyamory, JARVIS is a good bro, This was gonna be crack, and then it turned into a damned mess, Fluff and Angst, very light angst tho
via AO3 works tagged 'Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers' https://ift.tt/JcQN8y9
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Fics With Titles That Start With C Masterlist
Caffeine, Otherwise Known as the Key to Tony Stark's Heart (ao3) - sol-nox (parasoling)
steve/tony
T, 5k
Summary: A new coffee shop opens across the street from Stark Tower. Steve is the hot, sweet and predictably clueless owner. Tony tries to do what he does best.
Call Me Spider Man (ao3) - AlexTheShipper
peter/wade, steve/tony
T, 7k
Summary: Peter didn't mean to come out as trans to Deadpool, or to start dating him, and he certainly didn't expect coming out to be like this. It's nice though.
Can't Stop Us RoboDads (ao3) - justanotherpipedream, rebelmeg
T, 13k
Summary: The story of how a genius rich kid from New York and a poor military-bound kid from South Philly meet, get into shenanigans, birth a few bots, and forge a life-long friendship.
Can We Bring Yesterday Back Around? (ao3) - glitterfics
clint/steve
E, 39k
Summary: When he got back from New Mexico, Clint was given the incredibly boring task of watching the newly defrosted Captain America adjust to modern life. He didn't expect it to lead to a misunderstanding, an impromptu make-out session and a blown mission. But that's alright because he was unlikely to run into Steve Rogers again. Right?
Can you hear the crack when I break? (ao3) - Ruquas
bruce/clint, steve/tony, nick/natasha
M, 27k
Summary: Clint's not a lucky guy. Especially not when he stumbles down the stairs in Natasha's apartment complex and meets a cute new guy.
Who doesn't seem to be gay. Or interested. Expect when he is. But Steve is trying to warn him off, Natasha is really strange about him and the strange guy in Bruce's lab isn't anything better.
Bruce just tries to let the past not overshadow his possible future.
Captivated - leftennant
darcy/loki
E, 166k
Summary: When a failed experiment accidentally drops Darcy Lewis into the middle of Asgard, she finds herself an unwilling guest of the God of Mischief. However, as the two of them are forced to spend time together in each other’s company, she begins to wonder if being his prisoner may not be so bad after all. (Of course that might just be her ladyparts talking)
Set prior to the first Thor movie, and will diverge from canon because I’m a total rebel like that.
Casualty of war (ao3) - wolfypuppypiles
M, 22k
Summary: Peter got knocked down in Civil War, but when Tony went to check on the baby Avenger, he realized he was more badly hurt than first realized.
There wasn't meant to be any casualties, but there always is in war.
catching bullets in our teeth - anothercover
clint/natasha
M. 77k
Summary: Retirement, it turns out, is not a thing that Clint is adjusting to very well. Or, you know, at all. It didn’t occur to him that when he dropped the team, it would mean he’d lose Natasha, too.
[Begins pre-CACW, through the events of it, and into the aftermath. Otherwise known as: the slow-burn divorce fic we didn’t know we needed.]
catching feelings (ao3) - haveufoundwhaturlookingfor
bucky/clint/steve
N/R, 3k
Summary: Clint thought that he would be okay when Bucky came back, and he and Steve started spending more time together, because he understood that Bucky was Steve's best friend from the past. Then, the two started getting closer and Clint feels left out, and worries that Steve will leave him to be with Bucky, so he starts distancing himself from his boyfriend to avoid conflict.
Chaos Reign (ao3) - fourth_rose
T, 110k
Summary: Thor once told Loki that he could be more than the God of Mischief – forgetting that Loki has been more than that from the very beginning.
Clint's Hugging Service (ao3) - pherryt
bucky/clint
G, 7k
Summary: Bucky really, really wants to know what a Clint Barton hug feels like. Everyone else seems to swear by them.
code my love, soul born (ao3) - graveltotempo
G, 39k
Summary: The Avengers win, Thanos dies and the Dusted are back.
Many would say that this is a happy ending.
Doctor Strange is not among the many, and neither is FRIDAY.
Enter the love for a man long gone, an uncertain future, dangerously powerful sorcerers, an AI who would do anything to get her boss back, six Infinity Stones and mix it with sheer stubbornness and time travel and you have a recipe for certain disaster.
What could possibly go wrong?
College is Not a Place for Hopeless Romantics (ao3) - Boogs
bruce/clint
T, 11k
Summary: College is a place of studies and work, or at least that's how Bruce sees it. Anything else can wait until after the seven or so years he's willing to dedicate for his numerous degrees. That ideologically lasts all of two months before he meets one Clint Barton, and his sanity seems to spiral down the drain from there.
come over (we don’t need no reason why) (ao3) - anyorangeslices
scott/hope
E, 39k
Summary: ‘Hope van Dyne really hates dating apps, but she doesn’t let that stop her from using them.’
Hope matches with Scott on Tinder. They try - and fail - to keep things casual.
Come Together One And All (ao3) - Impishgrin
clint/tony
M, 42k
Summary: Tony and Clint's relationship started with a grin and snarky comment. It quickly developed into a close friendship - much to Phil Coulson's continuing despair - until it eventually turned to love.
It would take until the Christmas 2012 before both men were ready to take their first steps on the new path of their relationship.
Contractually Obligated, at Least Out of Uniform (ao3) - snack_size
clint/steve
E, 57k
Summary: A chance encounter in the SHIELD hallway leads Clint and Steve, post-Avengers, to get to know each other better when everyone else is off having adventures. Things develop slowly, and awkwardly, and probably only thanks to one well timed comment by Tony. From there, Clint and Steve try to navigate a new reality, each other, and their various past traumas.
Courtship (caught in the rain) (ao3) - Cards_Slash
rhodey/tony
M, 7k
Summary: Rhodey had a plan and it went like this: wake up, leave, find something that Tony wouldn’t find ridiculous, sentimental or overtly romantic that he didn’t already own to give to him for their anniversary, come back, eat something, give the present to Tony, endure his comments, have a lot of sex, and go back to sleep.
cute quaterbacks (ao3) - haveufoundwhaturlookingfor
steve/tony
T, 1k
Summary: Steve and Bucky grew up as childhood best friends and are now roommates in college. Bucky dares Steve to bring a date to one of his upcoming football games after Steve suggests he could date anyone he wanted to. Enter Tony Stark.
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