#don’t ask how that works

[itspixthecrazybitch]

Life hack you can imagine fake therapy sessions in your head and vent to yourself and it doesn’t actually help but you can gaslight yourself into thinking it does if you try hard enough

#bpd #actually bpd #vent #tw vent #bpd vent #actually mentally ill #mental illness #therapy #sad #depressing #tw depressing #mental illness jokes #half the time when I do this I #imagine myself “winning” against the therapist #don’t ask how that works #i don’t fucking know

[bixels]

Baffled.

#personal #not art #like how do you arrive at this conclusion #what beliefs? #the man may be a total grouch but if there’s one thing he HATES it’s Japanese nationalism #Japanese nationalists famously HATE his work especially the wind rises which criticizes imperial Japan and calls out the invasion of China #don’t ask for context on the first part of the tag I’m not answering

[batfamhyperfixation]

Pre-dating, Tim or Bernard not knowing the other isn’t straight

Tim, leaning over to look at Bernard’s phone as they chill in Tim’s bedroom: whatcha doing?

Bernard: imma send Red Robin subtle messages until I trick him into admitting he’s into guys so I can sleep with him

Tim, bi panic, blushing: you’re what?

Bernard, typing out a message on his phone: here how does this sound Tim, ‘gay af to be a detective, what are you inspecting, other men??’, sound subtle enough?

Tim, too dumbfounded to speak:

Bernard: yeah you’re right, it’s perfect, imma send it

*Tims phone goes off, and then both watch it light up, Bernard seeing the message he just sent*

Tim, picking up his phone, typing, and sending a message without saying anything, face nearly bright red as he glances over at Bernard, who is staring at him wide eyed not saying anything

Bernard, looking down at the text Tim sent him back as Red Robin that says, ‘I like you, let’s fuck’:

Bernard: hey Tim I have a couple of questions

#Bernard: first and foremost did you send this as Tim or Red Robin second most are you catfishing me or are you Red Robin #and third probably most important with or without the suit on? don’t get me wrong I’m down for either but like #Tim: woah slow down a minute #Bernard: sorry did you wanna ask something #Tim: yeah that’s how you rizz me up? coulda said something like take me to Arkham cause I’m about to steal your heart but no you sent this #Bernard: hey it worked! I still got you so you have no place to talk cause end of the day mine still enticed you enough #Tim: it definitely wasn’t your message that made me say yes Bernard #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber #bi tim drake

[skellitonz]

single handedly getting all the mystery files to 3 million views so we can get that ryan/shane foot race

#mystery files #watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej #doing the lords work tbh #also don’t judge my editing lmfao #i don’t know how to use photoshop and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

[dogpantry]

please watch my scrungly old man kiss the inside of a glove

#cockatiel #bird #birdblr #birblr #gale #please don’t come @ me about the state of his feathers #he has pdd and cannot digest pellets and we’ve been working slowly to convince him fruits and veggies are cool but he’s always been #uninterested #he is 15 years old and gets clean bills of health every time we go to the vet #he has supplements etc just pleaseeeeeee i cannot take it lol #just look how cute and happy he is!!!!! #(he’s almost died several times cause of his pdd so im just asking to have cute videos. ok. ily)

[haydanakin]

Good Night, Son. I’ll be home in 3 rotations.

Star Wars AU in which Anakin doesn’t turn to the Dark-Side. He is instead a General in the Rebellion, and Luke still grew up on Tattooine.

#swedit #ahsoka #star wars #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #star wars AU #long post #tusermelissa #tusererika #usernik #tusernath #userpegs #tusergeo #don’t ask me how this AU works or why Luke is still separated from Anakin I don’t know #*shale #userlumi #tw flashing #starwarsblr #starwarsfilms #swsource

[wispscribbles]

Just gotta say I’m absolutely delighted you don’t give ghost chiseled ass abs, that man needs all the strength he can get and the meat on his bones feels much more realistic/healthy than him having vanity esc muscles :)

Manifesting your days are well!! <3

Big. Big man. Mountain to climb :)

Hope your days are well, too! Thank you <3

#ask #anon ask #my art #sketch #simon ghost riley #look at that... making me actually practice anatomy to pin down an answer. Well done friend #I wrote out a long reply to explain why I draw him like this but tbh I’m just an artist #I don’t know anything about bodies and healthy habits so instead I just give u this #he big. he strong. he good to cuddle and hold #ily artists that draw him chiseled. Godspeed. draw those three million muscles that I can’t name or place #it’s honestly so impressive #in my head he just doesn’t give a shit about how his body looks. only how it works #I also just…. love this body type 🥹

[puhpandas]

hi. beckory and fronnie parallel

#i think tony would look up to bonnie and ask him for guidance if they were able to have a relationship #not fatherly or familial like gregory and freddy but just. idk #mentor doesn’t sound right #but you get the idea #and i think he’d keep asking about fronnie and bonnie just knows exactly why tony notices them #because he sees himself with gregory in them #drawing tag #beckory #gregory #tony #freddy #bonnie #tony and bonnie #goddd gregory’s side profile is hard to get right #gregtony #this is like a scenario where gregory has his bond with freddy and it’s post everything btw #don’t know how bonnie would be back and this would work #like i guess ruin wouldn’t happen and the pizzaplex would just be okay #and bonnie would be back #whatever lol

[berlingotesque]

Average Bendy enjoyer experience right now.

#a bit late but yeah #batim fans how are we feeling right now #was drowning under work when I heard about the movie so merry christmas to me I guess #AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU WHO CELEBRATE IT #batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #bendy movie #also people who sent me asks DON’T LOSE HOPE I’m still answering it when I have more free time <3

[sukidude]

my cousin throckmorton?? the one who lives in throckmorton and goes fishing every summer at lake throckmorton?? THAT throckmorton???

#don’t ask me how I came across this or why it just kinda happened in a serendipitous moment of avoiding work #to be clear I was not looking for throckmorton texas bc I had no idea it existed #I started out by looking at libraries in my city and ended up like 500 miles away #thought I’d share #my cousin throckmorton #throckmorton

[dragonofthedepths]

Thinking about those pevensie children 18.2.23

DP x DC. Danny Phantom, the Justice League. Ghost King Danny.

Time runs differently in the Infinite Realms. It takes Danny a while to realize, but matter how long he spends there, no time has passed at all when he returns to Amity Park. His friends still don’t really comprehend it, they’ve only taken trips that last hours, a couple days at most, where it can almost be brushed off as time simply running fast when they get home.

Danny’s taken trips that have lasted months, years, (a decade of training,) he knows that no matter how long he takes, when he returns it will be as though he never left.

The ghosts get used to Danny’s constantly yo-yo-ing age as he ducks in and out of the Infinite Realms, growing and aging and resetting every time he goes back to Amity.

Then he becomes the King, and years becomes decades and centuries.

All things accounted for; the number of calls for help they receive, the world-ending disasters they have to deal with, how good a job Danny has done keeping his city under control, the Justice League arriving in Amity Park two years after the hauntings begin is not all that bad.

It’s still too long.

Danny is not a 14 year old anymore, he’s an ancient being who has grown up again and again, who steps back into a 14-year-old body when he returns to earth. He is the ruler of a kingdom and Amity Park is part of it.

Day (628/100) in my #∞daysofwriting @the-wip-project 18th of Feb

#dp x dc #Danny Phantom #Ghost King Danny #don’t ask how the weekly attacks from Skulker and the like work #I don’t know #maybe it matters which side of the portal you’re coming from or something #the Justice League #Danny is stuck at 14 #in a completely different way than usual #DP #DC #scribblings from the deep #∞daysofwriting #Clockwork is not the thing causing the time distortion #he could manipulate it if Danny asked him to #but Danny’s used to it working this way

[doctorsiren]

We saw defenseworth with Trucy.

Can we see prosecunix with Kay?

they are both menaces

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #phoenix wright #kay faraday #ace attorney fanart #prosecutor wright au #defenseworth au #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #they commit crimes TOGETHER #lawfully of course #don’t ask me how THAT a works

[mommytimmy]

Trick or treat! >:D

A timmy sketch I never finished because it’s an awkward pose 🙈

#my drawing #tim drake #charii3 #but it was nice to revisit and clean up the sketch 100/10 #I just think it’s a weird pose because I don’t know how skulls work 😎 #ask

[ozzyeelz]

Quick sketch I made between commissions!

Idk I just think demon Medic makes sense to me- he’s just a little silly, hellbent on causing some chaos >:3 (pun intended)

#tf2 #art #digital art #team fortress 2 #my art #ozias draws a thing #my artwork #fanart #character drawing #medic tf2 #medic team fortress 2 #team fortress medic #tf2 medic #tf2 fanart #tf2 sketch #sketches #sketch #(also don’t ask how the claw-gloves work idk either 😭)

[bonus-links]

This series is amazing! I love the character depth you added to Slate and his ... death? But my question is, why is Era of the Wild Zelda (do you have a different name for her?) so jaded in the last bit? Was there something Loft did that I missed? It seemed like everything was done with good intentions, and Zelda would have noticed that.

here’s what I was thinking when I wrote the scene, and sorry for writing a bit of an essay lol: Loft did have good intentions, and both Zelda and Slate know that. But there’s also a whole tangled mess of reasons why they’re both pretty put out with him about it anyway, most of which he could have never known the context of, but kind of stumbled into trampling all over anyway by being so bullheaded. (To be fair, Loft has his own complicated reasons for acting the way he does here, but that’s not what this post is about)

For Zelda, she’s had a long time to come to terms with the struggle over her sealing power, the things her father said and did, the tragedy of Everything, etc— but the thing about being in limbo fighting tooth and nail for so long is that it makes all that trauma feel both like ancient history and as soon as yesterday. So for Loft to a) inadvertently (and he really didn’t mean it like this, but that’s what it sounded like) imply the sealing power she suffered so much over wasn’t even enough and b) pressure Slate about his inability to access his own divine power,,,,it rankles. Regardless of whether Loft meant it that way, that’s how it felt from her point of view. She’s also just, like, kind of protective of Slate about things like this.

#and thank you!! #i don’t have nicknames for the Zeldas yet but I am Considering #for now I just tag #bonus botw zelda #bonus content #ask #directors commentary #<- I’m gonna use this tag for stuff like this #i usually don’t want to like. tell ppl how to interpret my work but sometimes it’s interesting to explain my thought process! #bonus loft #bonus slate

[ohitslen]

College (uni??) AU catering to my own interests as it should always be hehe :)

#projecting my major on Vash because them mfs who have changed from the med field majors to that one have some tragic things to tell #and also because I think that Vash would be such a wonderful designer I don’t know why it’s a gut feeling #Nai the law major because of course he would have you seen the guy #he would be a personal injury lawyer because lore #fun fact Nai rested for a semester after the incident with Vash while Vash took two.He never told Nai he would be changing majors #so it was a big big shock for him. they fought again but yk I’ll explain more on that if anyone is interested #as to Kni and WW I thought it’d be funny if they shared a common subject that required a lot of team assignments #and they can NEVER work out together. being an absolute nightmare to the rest of their group #separately they are great to work with. even if Kni can come off as too bossy sometimes he is actually a great leader #and WW would always deliver things on time exactly as it was asked from him #but Kni and WW just never really matched. Kni was too rude at times when WW made a mistake and WW would always clock him if he passed a line #like insulting his reasons for wanting to study security #one day Kni tells him at the beginning of a new semester where they both have unfortunately landed on a shared subject again #“you are not suited for that sort of job Wolfwood. you should simply give up and why don’t you go play role model to your little kids’’ #then WW beats him again and then is like hey yk what you’re kinda right. and changed majors and he feels so much more at home studying #education/teaching than security. he fucking hates some things but the end goal makes it worthy #Trigun Uni! AU #because I don’t know how differently a college and a uni work #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun stampede #vashwood #trigun fanart #wolfwood #vash #Nai saverem #millions knives #lenssi draws #pen!