#don't count it

[conanmythbusting]

You know what would probably be funnier to count than the days that occur over the course of the series?

How many times Conan says he needs to go to the bathroom as an excuse. Like this has to be an enormous number.

#don't count it #i don't want to count this #don't add a line to your spreadsheet for jotto toilet #dcmk #detective conan

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

#and they were forced to raise each other... #baked bean originals #avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #sokka #sorry hakoda i don't think you count #couldn't have you just left one dude back home instead of giving your 13 yr old kid a martyr complex #cmon man #i don't think he's a bad dad but that was not the best decision

[threeheartts]

me lately once again

#my personality lately is being a good omens fan who waited 4 years for season 2 and now is about to lose their mind in just a few days #don't count on me to anything #i'm too busy #good omens #neil gaiman #ren shut up

[iamespecter]

"Well shit"

Designs of the entire cast for my fic, "The Unexpected Reunion"! You can read the prologue and the first chapter on my ao3 :) https://archiveofourown.org/works/56008111/chapters/142245028

Bonus with their real names:

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc au #the amazing digital circus au #tadc art #tadc fanart #pomni #ragatha #caine #jax #gangle #kinger #zooble #does this count as gijinkas??? #This is how I interpret their human selves in the AU #Yes even Caine is a human #I swear the fic explains SOME things as to why that is #Caine also owns 10 bathrobes of the same color. Don't ask

[cassandracain52]

And people say Jason doesn’t think of Tim as his brother smh

#He says it right there! #What preceded it is irrelevant #they’re brothers your honor #dc comics #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #Comic is Task Force Z issue 8 #this goes out to all the JayTim shippers that don't think it counts as incest #Epitome of sibling behavior too #My sister once launched me off the top bunk and nearly broke my ankle because I was too scared to jump #I was five but it ended up being a bad sprain so it’s all good

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[menlove]

#sorry had to repost this i accidentally set it for 24 hours #hate that the options are only 24 hours or a week it's so annoying #anyway i'm on job 8 if we count babysitting #but if we don't count it or jobs i've had less than a month then i'm on job 5 #and i am 24

[newtidnt]

mario went on a fun colourful adventure while luigi gets sent to hell or something i dunno

but hey atleast he meets a sexy turtle dragon man that touches his face in a very homosexual way

#mario movie #super mario movie #super mario bros #nintendo #luigi #luigi nintendo #luigi fanart #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #(bowser isn't in the art but y'kno...) #i don't think this counts as movie spoilers but idunno #also there aren't many images of the luigi dark lands scene so i kinda just.. had to try and remember

[mintypsii]

yk adorable group hug and luffy moment aside, did zoro just kick the ground . after he was hugged . is this show even real

sorry but the way nami went 🤨🏳️‍🌈 TWICE

#i love the opla i love the opla i would die for the opla #UGHHGGHGH LUFFY SHOUTING WITH HAPPINESS IS SO #inaki did graduate from the university of luffyoligy /ref #they mean everything to me u don't understand #they made everyone fruity as hell im #the kayasopp usokaya whatever the ship name kiss also counts #THEYRE SO CUTE? #sorry irrelevant i just needed to talk about it #THE AMOUNT OF JOY THIS SHOW IS GIVING ME i might die #IM GONNA DRAW SO MANY SCREENCAPS #JUST WATCH #(i cursed myself by saying that and now i never will) #one piece #op #one piece live action #opla #spoilers #min watches one piece #zolu #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #nami #iñaki godoy #mackenyu #emily rudd

[sophsun1]

Interview With The Vampire – 2.01: Episode Insider

#interview with the vampire #iwtv cast #sam reid #i don't know if this has been giffed before but honestly i've lost count of what teasers etc have been dropped and i haven't seen it so #anyway jacob coining dreamstat of course he did #😆 #iwtv spoilers #1k

[violent138]

"I'm telling you," Tim said. "We don't take our secret identities seriously enough."

Dick inhaled deeply, clicking through evidence the Zodiac Master had left behind. "I'm technically on vacation in France." He reminded Tim. "A double of me is currently using the Wayne funds left and right so I can convince people that Dick Grayson and Nightwing aren't the same person."

"I was thinking more if we ever got de-masked."

Dick made a go on gesture.

Tim's eyes glinted brightly. "The CIA gives out poison pills--"

"You think if you're dead they'll somehow be unable to figure put who you are?" Dick asked sharply, not bothering to make the obvious emotional argument.

"No, but it would prevent the sharing of secrets. What my real suggestion is that we line our domino masks with small capsules of acid, so if anyone tries to forcibly take them off--"

"Or we get punched too hard, or accidentally get stranded without any way to safely melt the glue, we get Two Faced?" Dick scoffed and Tim shrugged, clearly considering that a minor loss.

"No dice, Timmy, and don't you dare even bring it up with B." Dick held up a finger. "He might even start looking into it, you know how impressed he was with Jason's helmet bomb."

"Dick--"

"Shut up and let me enjoy my vacation."

#mini something #I don't know what counts as a mini fic #tim drake #batbros #batman #dc comics #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batfamily #jason todd #batfam #eldest daughter dick grayson

[egophiliac]

just thinking about hair and faces

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #i don't THINK this counts as face horror but just in case #face horror #for your daily dose of me losing my mind over anime characters #i don't know why the hair thing surprised me so much. i think because i thought it was funny that lilia named silver after his hair color. #like ha ha lilia is hilariously bad at names how cute and silly! #oh. oh it's kind of a Thing. #anyway i am excited to see where the heck all of this stuff with silver's various dads ends up! #we still don't actually know who killed meleanor! #we still don't know literally anything about dad draconia! (dadconia? dradconia?) #we don't know what happened to the macguffin gem with its magical dad-saving powers! #(surely this will not come back to save a certain dad at a later point. of course not.) #man i was not expecting episode 7 to be all dads all the time #i mean i'm here for it but #hey remember when the highest stakes were who was gonna win the big talent show #then robots started kidnapping people and now we've just escalated from there #episode 8 our cat is going to turn into a drippy ink kaiju and we're going to have to mecha battle him to save the world or something #each member of diasomnia pilots a limb and we gattai into a giant robot dragon and hold on i gotta submit this spec script to aniplex brb

[theredcuyo]

Oh, I just thought of something fun

So, imagine this au where Jason and Bruce's relationship got better, like, pretty good now, but only the family knows about it

Anyone outside the bats has no idea that Jason is the red hood or that, alternatively, Hood is Batman's son

So, from time to time, someone will watch them interact/talk about each other and either be extremely confused or misinterpret it

Examples

"Bats, you okay?"

"..."

"You look more uh... Grumpy than usual"

"... My son is out of town"

"Oh, right uh... Must be hard, but hey, i heard one of your rouges was out too, the Red Hood i think, surely that makes it easier"

And then Batman just sighs for a long second (Internally, because he'll never say it, he's just thinking that he misses his little 6'4 boy, Jason is been out for like a day by now), and whoever was with him just thinks that maybe Red Hood is worse when he's out of Gotham (which is true but they don't know why)

"You're going to die if You don't go back right fucking now!" Yelled Red Hood, in midst of chaos of a fight, from somewhere near enough to be heard but not seen.

"I Will never leave this alone!" Yelled Batman back, again, without being seen.

The league thought that it was a way of Red Hood to treaten Batman, when in reality, Jason was just trying to sent home his dad who has two broken ribs, to which said dad replied that he couldn't just leave him alone to deal with the situation.

#Batman #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #good dad bruce wayne #uhhh i don't know what else to tag? #dc #dc comics #maybe? #headcanon? #au #batman au #that probably counts

[youchangedmedestiel]

You know what? Dean deserved to be fucked hard and raised from perdition.

#destiel #deancas #dean winchester #castiel #misha collins #truths have been spoken #cr8 #crossroads8 #expecting to wake up tomorrow morning on destiel trending #I'm counting on you guys #don't disappoint me #my random thoughts about destiel

[ruporas]

the blank ticket in your hand is just waiting to be filled in.

happy birthday vash! (ID in alt text)

#vash the stampede #trigun #trigun maximum #trigun maximum spoilers #trimax spoilers #vashwood #i actually made it... im crying... was devastated for a bit bc i thought i wouldnt had anything for vash's bday!! #but happy birthday to the twins.. vash and knives... #no matter what i was going to make a vash centric post im sorry knives... i have a comic in progress also but it was taking too long T_T #that one would celebrate both of them slightly more fairly! but anyway. #birthdays to someone like vash must not mean a whole lot. even the first one - him and knives were like oh what... cool.. i don't think the #had the chance to celebrate much after that :pensive: and vash probably spent most of his birthdays like any other day so i kind of just #wanted to celebrate him living and being alive - living for as long as he did and the people that eventually made living worth it #keep counting the years vash!!! even if you dont have birthday parties - it's still very very special #quote is directly from rem’s speech in ch 41 also #ruporas art

[furiousgoldfish]

As a person who spends a lot of time lying down and rarely does any kind of activities, I come off as someone who's taking a lot of 'me' time, or a lot of 'resting' time. However I have to assert that any time I spend recovering from an activity is not 'me time' or 'resting time', it's the time that is stolen from me. I can't do anything with this time. I am in pain, I can't move, my activities are limited to 'hopelessly distracting myself so that I do not experience the full horror of what's going on in my body right now'. I don't even get to have 'me time' because of how much of the time is stolen from me.

#chronic illnesses #chronic fatigue #chronic pain #stolen time #resting time #me time #does this count as self care lol #i don't think so