#dude is legit frightening

[evilminji]

You know what? I just had A Thought(tm)~☆

Danny. Our bby boy. MINDING HIS BUSINESS. Maybe visiting one of his buddies in the Realms after he graduates. When he just?? Get full on tackled from the sky.

And like?

Huh.

THIS hasn't happened in a bit. Not since he's become king. Legit, no one dares. He's honestly kinda missed it. Alright, square up... Mr. Uuuuuh.... Who are you?

And it's this barely formed New Ghost. Still in that glitch-y goopy blob phase and everything. Is Baby. Why... why does this infant Want To Fight God? I mean. He Respects It(tm), no lie, but? Not exactly usual for him?

And it turns out? This dude is some rando hero. He basicly JUST died. By all rights SHOULD be resting and gathering his strength to Form Right. But he's so worried for his team mates and everyone else he CAN'T. Recognized a fellow Hero's Costume even at a distance.

Please. PLEASE! You have to help him! We have to WARN everybody!

And Danny is just? Oh no. This Actual Infant Baby is gonna Anxiety himself to Actual Second Death at this rate. Yes! Sure! Just CALM DOWN! Anything you need buddy! BREATHE.

And this dude? Who died? Is legit a minor player who got WAY too deep but refused to abandoned People In Need(tm). It happens. It HURTS. But he saved a LOT of lives before he went down. Him and his team were just some Minor Heros from Belarus. How they ended up in deep space? Even THEY couldn't tell you.

They couldn't even bring him home.

He forgives them.

He could NEVER blame his friends. Not for this. The planet is in danger. Some... some THING. An invasion. The League has to be made aware. He DIED helping a planet try to evacuate all that they could. He... at least he...

He can't remember if the Eggs got out. They... they're like babies. A whole room full of toddlers who couldn't run. They had to de-connect from the main building to lift it out. He can't... can't...

He saved them... right? Held on.. long enough? Why can't he.. he...

Danny has to make him focus be for the kid spirals. Don't think of your last moments. Purpose. You NEED to do something right now, right?

Right! The League! We gotta warn them! And... okay. Danny can totally do that. (What LEAGUE??!) He DEFINITELY knows who you are talking about and will tell them Right Away. YOU however are gonna rest up.

So he leaves the kiddo with Lunch Lady. Mother and Frightening Matriarch Extraordinaire. Lunch Box promises to SIT on him if he tries to sneak off. Good kid. Now eat your soup before you BECOME soup.

Time to bully the eyeballs. Whoms't the F*ck is this "league"? And where does he find it? Talk. He has sand and he's not afraid to use it. Don't MAKE him get out the pepper grinder! Yeah. That's what he THOUGHT.

After much, prolonged and unnecessary, whining and dramatic threatening... he gets a printed out map. Cheapskates even used flimsy paper. He gets there. Jaunt is even kinda nice. He says hi to a few folks he hasn't seen in a while.

Opens a portal.

Steps out.

Gets punched in the face. RUDE! He punches the flying blue man back. Dents their wall. Not even a LITTLE sorry about that now! See if HE does you a favor aga-... is that his Ex? John?

John! Constantine you B@STARD. YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS. *Ten different hands slap a twenty on the table at his feet, including Constantine. Who is refusing to look at anybody.* Well, okay then. Debt payed. Gonna buy himself a shake or something, after this.

ANYWAY~ Good News Or Bad News?

He is met with silence. It's like they've never seen an ethereal, giant, glowing man with a suit that looks like a cut out of the night sky, step out of an eye searing rip in reality before. Man they're lives must be boring. But frankly? Danny can wait. It's not HIS reality that's gonna get messed up. He can take care of it if the wanna be Wah Babies. Good News or Bad News??? Pick one.

He sits back in the air and waits.

@stealingyourbones @cyrwrites

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #Message From Beyond AU #danny totally showed up mid-meeting #yes superman is mildly concussed #to be fair though #Kryptonians get the spookies around ghosts Super Easy #he panicked OKAY #Constantine gets around #this is actually the most amicable Ex hes run into in a while #wanna hook up in a closet? #john no they say #john YES he informs them

[burgerlabs]

it has come to my attention that my recent post has garnered some frightened feedback which is why i have decided to simulate a collection of normal, expected burger labs posts below.

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boymusk

#burger labs.txt

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i legit hate this stupid piece of shit (no i dont. im sorry)

#burger labs.txt #burger labs.png #burger labs art #metalocalypse #skwisgaar skwigelf #doodle #ms paint #my art

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i know postal dude canonically has a small dick but do you guys think he could be hung if he like, really tried

#burger labs.txt #postal #postal2

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ooouuughhh my god i fucking hate syscords holdon i need to go on an entire rant

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#burger labs.txt #system #discord #dont tell the syscord users im posting this

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jesus is a really boring mc i hope they kill him off soon

#burger labs.txt

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do you guys ever think about the inherent eroticism in the duel between skwisgaar and toki. do you guys ever think about how they were made for each other. theyre not two halves to one whole but rather complementary parts. do you guys ever think about how skwisgaars playing and tokis playing both complement one another and how you only get a full song in the duel when they play together. do you ever think about how shaky and frantic skwisgaars playing is when he's trying to defeat toki , but then its calm and collective and comprehensible when they play alongside each other in front of the vineyard castle. DO YOU EVEN GET IT.

#burger labs.txt #skwisgaar skwigelf #metalocalypse #dethklok #toki wartooth #doomstar requiem

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bitches call me burger cause i lab on that meat

#burger labs.txt #ooh yeah this is a good one

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#burger labs.txt #my art #metalocalypse #dethklok #simulator posting #tumblr #burger labs art #burger labs.png #skwisgaar skwigelf #toki wartooth

[webtrinsic1122]

Y’all realize the government was scared of Stephen before he was even a sorcerer, like legit hydra dude says his name and straight up tells Steve in CATWS that they watch for potential threats.

They weren’t scared of Stephen because they somehow knew in a few years he’d become the master of the mystic arts, they were afraid because Stephen was actively making frightening advancements in the medical field (PalmerStrange method -also meaning Christine might be on their radar too) and they didn’t like that.

It’s like those conspiracies you read in the real world.

Stephen Strange is a threat magic or not and I love that for him.

#Stephen strange #doctor strange #captain america and the winter soldier #mcu #marvel

[prettyboyeddiemunson]

why am i thinking about reader being pregnant with steve’s baby, and he’s having a legit meltdown when she goes into labor. not knowing what to do, panicking, both excited & frightened all at once.

and eddie, who is there at the time, just rolls his eyes and is like, “i don’t want to imagine how you’re going to react if the kid ever gets a skinned knee. go get her bag, dude; it’s time to go to the hospital.”

#steve would 100000% panic and i won’t be convinced otherwise #i think eddie would too if it were his wife/girlfriend about to give birth BUT

[charlieism]

I've been getting a bit into IASIP too and legit my favorite scene so far has been the part where Dennis goes on a sociopathic rant in a psychologist's office and frightens dee and the psychologist

dude dennis is so insane and frightening but hes also so my pathetic babygirl meowmeow at the same time yknow hes so fucking funny 😭😭 i could make a list of my fav line deliveries from that man. i literally started a tiktok account so i could post my fav clips 💀💀 any one starring charlie ranks pretty high up for me tho

#jay rambles #iasip

[triangulumlights]

Leave me to cry over episode 3 of Obi-Wan Kenobi (also spoilers below the cut.)

This is just gonna be random thoughts as they come to my mind but omg my heart.

Obi-Wan’s expression when he sees Quinlan’s name on the wall!!!

Vader is SO SCARY like. He really wasn’t that scary in the original trilogy and honestly more sad than frightening in ROTS but he’s legit scary here wow. That scene in the village where Obi-Wan and Tala are watching him through the window was like a horror movie.

Baby Leia taking point on things is giving me life. She’s just like ‘well if you want something done right do it yourself’ and that’s so in character for her.

The conversation she and Obi-Wan had about their biological families just... 8( I LOVE the continued references to Padme and keeping her memory alive even if her name hasn’t been said. Obi-Wan telling Leia he wished he could say he was her father was so unexpected but so lovely. Talking about his own memories of his family before the Jedi and giving us little bit of backstory. Ugh. All of it was so good.

It was neat seeing stormtroopers just being guys. Guys being dudes. Talking about stuff and being annoyed by their ride being late. It’s very humanizing and I love that.

I didn’t expect to get a lightsabre fight between Vader and Obi-Wan so quickly but I am NOT complaining. Everyone did a great job with it, making it feel so important and with such weight to it even though it wasn’t fast or flashy since Obi-Wan was out of practice and Vader has a different style than Anakin did.

I kind of love how you expect it to be this grand scene of Obi-Wan turning on his lightsabre again for the first time, and it’s being set up that way as he runs into Vader initially, but then he runs and when he does end up turning on his sabre, it’s without any fanfare. Very cool.

Also nice to see Obi-Wan got the hang of shooting again. He was missing a lot in the first two episodes and it’s understandable (especially since he wasn’t using the force and it’s implied here in episode three that he’s back to using it more) but I always loved that it was established in EU stuff that Obi-Wan was a great shot. If I remember right there was even a book where a whole plan hinged on him being able to make some ridiculous blaster shot?

I’m not sure if I love or am weirded out by Anakin’s palace seemingly being on Mustafar.

Also not related to the episode itself but if anyone wants to shout about this series with me please feel free to do so.

#star wars #star wars spoilers #obi-wan spoilers #kenobi spoilers #obi-wan kenobi

[magicalfish6286]

re: fandom considering dan feng and dan heng the same person - YES! EXACTLY!! It makes me so mad, bc regardless of it being annoying when 9/10 posts in the character tag are ship content, it's such a disservice to Dan Heng AND Dan Feng, given both struggled so bitterly with how to be their own person in different ways.

legit I saw someone the other day responding to a post complaining abt this saying "how dare you negate my cultural context, ok then make dan heng rip off his face, memory, powers and personality and give them back to Dan Feng then" like. Dude. Literally ALL THE HIGH ELDERS SHARE APPEARANCE, MEMORIES AND POWERS. Jingliu EXPLICITLY makes a comment abt how she considers that loss of identity a curse which Dan Feng managed to break in the worst way possible?? IDK ABT THE CULTURAL CONTEXT SURROUNDING REINCARNATION AND KARMA BUT I'D CONSIDER THE IDENTITY STUFF IS PRETTY FUCKING EXPLICIT?? What is media literacy

But then again every time I've tried Twitter when tumblr dashboard didn't get more content I'm immediately chased away by the frightening lack of critical thinking so I guess that's on me for expecting better.

Thank you. I didn't expect anyone else to care as much about this as I did lmao

[abcdosaka]

i recently reread golden kamuy and like honestly, what a solid and engaging series. like start to finish i don’t think it ever falls off or gets boring. there were some moments when i was reading it while it was publishing that were very ??? to me and pissed me off but like on reread it’s like that was fine. by the end of my reread i was happy for asirpa but so sad that i can’t experience it for the first time ever again. the last time i read it was literally like when the last chapter came out and i was initially gonna wait until the final volume came out but i really felt like i wanted to now. i read the scans anyway even though i own half the volumes i just can’t stand the official translation it’s sooo not funny in comparison. the issue is the volumes have a bunch of changes so now i gotta go back and read those

i remember when it was at the final two arcs i was mostly just waiting to see what ogata was gonna do bc i legit just hated koito and tsukishima so much and tsurumi was kinda losing his touch for me but like i actually think i don’t hate koito as much as before. like his conclusion was sorta ass given historical context but he was a decent character for most of it. the second to last scene where he calls out tsurumi was one of those ??? moments at first but now i love it (mostly for tsurumi being creepy). still kinda hate tsukishima but i do also think most of my hatred was bc of annoying shippers and ppl who overanalyze him considering he’s just so boring and his conclusion was the worst, felt so rushed. at least ogata girlies made more sense bc nobody knew what his problem was. anyway my flame for that has mostly burnt out. i still wish he died and ushiyama lived but i didn’t hate his death. and i also wanted toni anji to live he was the chillest convict such a cool dude like actually my fav supporting character

anyway tsurumi might have replaced ogata as my fav villain like he was actually so fucking scary and sad but mostly scary during the battle arc HE WAS LITERALLY GOING FERAL. the way he hates wilk and asirpa by extension so much is like frightening.

ogatas conclusion still slaps but it is kinda funny to think about he was having this delusional conversation with himself while the main trio just kinda watched and were like “ok moving on”. literally see my last post. and initially i thought sugimoto should die but i’m glad he didn’t i would’ve been really sad if he did

such a good and bittersweet ending just how i like it

[caribouv]

tucker carlson gone. probably related to Dominion/Smartmatic lawsuits. Whether something from discovery found, dispute over role/liability of same, or even just Fox realizing it can’t keep paying out $100 mill + lawsuits every week.

legit fantastic news. the dude was absolutely the most dangerous propaganda piece the right had. completely a fascist. he knew frightening well exactly how to walk the line of pairing corporate-state authoritarianism with left-wing kitchen table issues. i don’t even know how to express how good it is that he’s gone and lost his platform on fox.

#politics

[andrewjhozier]

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#dude #I could never be famous #imagine someone tweeting creepy shit at you daily #yeah you could block them but like....i'd be legit scared?? #stan twitter is a hole I should have never dig myself into #people cray!!! #Part of it is funny #the delusion!!! #the other part #phew frightening #oh yeah and all the other shit that comes with being famous....yeahnever #I would never feel safe

[nat-seal-well]

bad news: I cannot sleep

good news: I decided to write

bad news: I never intend to actually do anything with this, I just wanted to get this tiny scene written and out of my head

So enjoy more Huxley content, as I have no self-control :)

“You always call me that,” he says, like it’s a realization.

Freelancer looks up at him. “What?”

“You always call me Huxley. Never Hux, like everyone else does.”

They fight off the urge to chew on their lip. “Do you… do you want me to?” It’s a simple change, and easy to make, and if it’s what he prefers they don’t mind at all—

“N-no, I… I don’t mean it like that,” Huxley says, backtracking quickly. “I don’t mind! I just… I’m curious, you know?”

Ah. That makes sense. Freelancer takes a second, a moment to put their thoughts into words that are understandable to anyone other than themself. It’s easier said than done.

“Well… I mean, it’s your name. And names are important. It’s you. And… I like it.” They can feel their face growing warm, realizing how ridiculously sentimental they’re going to sound, but they try to act like it isn’t. “I like the way it looks when it’s written. And… and also how it sounds. And how it feels in my mouth when I say it.” They roll his name around on their tongue even now—silently, of course.

God, how embarrassing. Freelancer never realized how silly it was until they had to say it out loud. But it’s the truth. They avoid looking at him, eyes locked on their phone. What sort of face is he making? Does he think they’re being too weird? Probably, because why else would he be so quiet—

Just as they think they’re about to melt into a puddle of shame, Huxley laughs. “Well, shit, man,” he says. “That’s, like, the sweetest compliment I’ve ever gotten.”

Freelancer wants to die. They raise the hood of their sweatshirt, hoping it’ll help hide them. “S-sorry.”

Why are you apologizing, stupid? Freelancer berates themself. It’s instinct, second-nature. The word always spills from their lips at the first sign of any discomfort.

Huxley leans down a little so he can get a look at their face. And Freelancer might be seeing things, but they’re pretty sure he looks a little flushed. Which is weird.

“What are you saying sorry for, dude?” he asks. “Legit. That’s, like, really sweet, for real. No one’s told me anything like that before. And—well, everyone else always just calls me Hux, ‘cause it’s easier. I… I like it when you call me by my full name. It makes me feel…” he pauses, like he’s looking for the right word. “...I don’t know. Like I’m really here, you know?”

Freelancer does know. Seen, they think. It makes him feel seen. Memories of their first hiking trip come back to them. They recall his confession, how he feels like he fades into the background. It hurts their heart, even now.

“W-well, it’s the truth.” They tug their hood down further so it partially blocks their line of sight. They probably look like an idiot. “You have a nice name and it deserves to be appreciated.” Time to change the subject now, because now the conversation is straying too close to something they aren’t ready to tell him yet, something that frightens them in its intimacy. “I’m starving. Let’s go.”

#redacted asmr #redacted huxley #redacted freelancer #redacted fanfic #I don’t ever intend to do anything with this #so here you guys can have it #more blatant Huxley favoritism but you shouldn’t be surprised

[feanorianethicsdepartment]

i find myself a little torn on the matter of elrond’s relationship with maglor

on the one hand, i kind of find it more interesting if their relationship was... complicated. tense, even, on bad days, when elrond was boiling with rage at the world in general and took it out on maglor in particular. elrond was a very angry teenager, and the fact that he had legit reasons to be angry just made it worse. they used to have these conversations that were just sarcastic bile on elrond’s end and dismissive teasing on maglor’s, about all the reasons they had to hate each other, and the imminent end of the world

and yet, and yet, and yet. there were nights when the world shrank to just the three of them in the twins’ room, faint music drifting up to the stars. maglor was always so, so carefully gentle with them, the flat of a spirit forged into a blade softly stroking his hair. there were sudden geniune bursts of laughter and the best lessons on songcraft he ever had and strong arms hugging him to protect him from the dark. elrond knows what maglor was, he remembers sirion, and still...

maglor killed people in front of elrond, sometimes. maglor curled up in a disused hallway and cried, sometimes. everyone else in their ragged band was frightened of maglor, and somehow elrond still knew he would never hurt him. the last time he saw maglor, elrond was still an adolescent. he begged maglor to stay. maglor just smiled sadly, and disappeared into the shadows

the years passed, and elrond has never been able to fit together his feelings on his kidnapper/guardian. there’s just so much, and he was so young when it happened, and even with an adult’s perspective it's all so coloured with his emotions at the time he can never fit a cohesive picture together out of the anger and love and grief. elrond searches for maglor, sometimes, when he’s having an especially bad decade. there are a thousand things he wants to scream at him, chief among them how could you leave us?

... which is all well and good, but then the other side of my brain kicks in, and i’m imagining scenes like this:

there is an intensely creepy elf hanging around one of imladris’ courtyards. dude looks like he’s been dragged through every ditch from here to the grey havens. he’s dressed in mismatched weather-worn travelling clothes, with the messiest hair you’ve seen on a noldo. there’s old scars on his skin and a conspicuous lack of jewelry on his body, and just a general unkempt-ness you associate with spending a month out hunting spiders, not swanning around in one of the great courts of elvendom

more than that, though, there’s a really unpleasant vibe coming off the guy, like a palpable aura of darkness. there’s something in the way his eyes flick around, something in the curl of his smile. you can tell, somehow, that he stopped giving anything resembling a fuck lifetimes ago, and now there’s no terrible thing the gods nor society can stop him from doing. there’s something about him that reeks of death

this is about the point he notices you. as he sizes you up, you can see a dim light shining in his eyes, almost drowned out by the afternoon sunlight. your subconscious immediately starts ringing the alarm bells, but it takes a few seconds for your conscious mind to figure out why. then you remember the stories you weren’t supposed to hear as a child, and oh, shit

you immediately start backing away, but he’s seen your fear and his eyes light up. he paces closer to you, calm and controlled, a vicious grin splitting his face (has he filed his teeth why would you do that.) you are completely unarmed and there’s a sword on his belt and you’re just about to break into a run when one of the doors into the courtyard opens and out comes lord elrond

the kinslayer stops. lord elrond looks more annoyed than anything to see him here. he sighs

‘dad,’ he says to the monster, ‘leave the greenwood envoys alone’

#silmarillion #elrond #maglor #kidnap fam #ish #non dumb headcanon #the first bit anyway #mags knows he is a fairytale villain and is willing to play the role to the hilt if he gets the opportunity #my terrible headcanons #monsterdad days

[kithtaehyung]

Okay warning long ask coming through 😬 I just wrote down my comments as I read bc if I don’t I forget things so BUCKLE UP:

I love the casual nod to the small drabble game you did, I’m glad they are in fact cannon 😌

Listen…I don’t wanna say this man is down bad…but this man might be down bad 🥴 his inner dialogue is really going all over the place at this party, got reader on the mind before she even shows up! Relief? 👀 watch yourself Yoongs (okay but why did my phone want to autocorrect this to Young’s like the modulus, leave me alone 😂), sounds an awful lot like feelings.

Okay but I need to know so many things 🕵🏽‍♀️🕵🏽‍♀️🕵🏽‍♀️ Why was reader so drunk that night, like not even recognizing Yoongi at first and blacking out is drunk drunk 😬?? Where are her usual suspects??? Why she out with a rando?? Is he the hook up after Yoongi??? Did it just “happen” bc she saw him making out with someone(s) (honestly he kind of a hot mess, lap and neck occupied throughout the night and he don’t give af, no judgement babes but you messy)??? it’s probs not that deep tho…unless??? 🕵🏽‍♀️ She doesn’t seem the type tho 🧐

Yoongi sleep on the couch orrrrr? 🤨

Hair dye you say 🙃 you’re really trying to take us all out aren’t you….*two seconds later* GLASSES???? *passes out* I hope you’re happy (this is why this ask took me so long 😂)

“And I don’t have anywhere else to be” took me out. That was bold sis, I think I legit held my breath until I read his response.

SLEEP TALKS AHHHH I would have disintegrated on the spot

Ahhh the whole phone call scene was just…perfect. Perfect amount of like awkward but not. So much tension, neither of them really wanting the conversation to end. Sliding in the comments about looking sick, making sure he knows she doesn’t always look like death …truly relatable. Also boyfriend!!??? No wonder he couldn’t get her out of his house fast enough after the night™ the man’s willpower was truly being tested with him trying to be respectful.

Wait can we talk about this line: “from your confident pose, no one could tell that your heart wasn’t truly working” cause like 🥺. Only for it to be followed by “when you do, you feel something beat in your chest” !!!! 🥲 *once again two seconds later* “standing on that godforsaken balcony with eyes straight ahead and a heart looking sideways” 🤧 I see you went for the good ole one two punch only to sneak a third in there when no one was looking

Yoongi’s “I know” without a missing a single beat 🥴 I’m down bad guys

Okay but can we talk about how your writing is so good that I feel like I just experienced months of uncertainty and overthinking 🤧

As you probably anticipated…what I wouldn’t do for Yoongi’s POV of the night™ (and brekkie can’t forget that) and to hear what this dude reader was with had to say for himself smh. We got so many answers only to have so many new questions ahhh. I’m so happy you didn’t split this up, I was on edge at the end of each break like oh shit is this where Ryen is gonna leave us hangin???? Also a weekend!?? Like multiple days ugh. I’m…honestly frightened 😬

Lastly after deep contemplation I still feel like bro could be Hobi??? Can’t hold his liquor? Check. I think I secretly just have a fuck boi Hobi agenda but that’s neither here nor there 😬😂

I’m so sorry for how long this is but really you brought this on yourself…so actually…maybe I’m not sorry 😂

Lastly (for real this time), in conclusion my mood board for this whole journey:

LMAOOO oh my god, MIKAYLA WOTS ALL THIS THEN😂since the ask is already this long, i’ll put my thoughts under a cut!! 

SCREAMING THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS AMAZING AND THOROUGH REVIEW HOLY HELL. you can always reblog with a read more if you want to LOL but let’s get into it😌

yesss i knew i wanted to pull in the drabbles so mwahaha glad you caught those. especially yours! and 👀 you think he’s down bad, huh? you do have some pretty good points there.. what does relief mean, yoong!! tell us!! 

and yeah, we actually have super limited knowledge about what we were even doing like ??? but i wanted to mirror that in the pov switch so that all of us are truly in the dark. but ehehe you seemed to catch onto something! but we don’t really know for sure. 

AND THE QUESTION IS ASKED.. where did yoongi sleep?? 

....yes........... you are correct about this. so now what do we think >:)) and GLASSES I KNOW SDJFSDHFJL HELP i wanna show you all the visuals for house party yoongi !!

oh my god i am so glad you caught that line bc i wanted to start bringing out a bit of a bolder side! especially when it’s just them. so i’m glad you mentioned that. as far as sleep talks LMAOO i have a drabble for that in the future. but for now, only yoongi and i know what happened :) 

the phone call!! that was the part that i was the most excited for you all to read and i am so so happy about the response it’s received. thank you for telling me all your thoughts on it! and yeah.. once the reveal happened it all made sense. it was a mix of misunderstandings from reader and yoongi understanding very clearly, just understanding the wrong info :(( but i wanted us to see yoongi’s boundaries and codes, as well. 

YESSS the one two three punch!! c c c combo! i’m legit smiling. thank you for taking notes as you go i would’ve forgotten so much of this LOL 

ah... yup. the immediate answer. bc of course our bro would tell him! and now with this clearing of the air.. you can bet your ass he already knew where things were headed lol (also how DARE you send that yoongi.... j a i l.) 

awhhhhh thank you so so much🤧 i was gonna cut it off there but i decided to be civil HAHAHA 

yoongi’s pov of the night is basically already written :D i just don’t plan on releasing it for a long while. but as far as this next part......... yeah. my goal is to make the wait worth it 1000%. it’s a lot of freaking pressure but i will try my best!

DSJFKHDSFH MORE BRO DISCOURSE. and trust me, fuckboi!hobi is my absolute WEAKNESS UGH.

i absolutely loved reading this entire thing are you kidding?? no apologies!! thank you so so much for pouring your heart out. it truly means so much to receive things like these. ugh, just, ily!! and your moodboard I CANT HAHAHA you really spoiled me with the memes PLEASE! 

#AWHHHH #this was a phenomenal treat!! #thank you so much #mikayla! #lovely people #3tan3 #*ryenfictalk #long post #mailbox💌 #3tan spoilers

[royalty-subway-headcanons]

May I request a scenario where the twins have a s/o that is just like Hank J. Wimbleton? (It's ok if you don't know him.) If you don't know him then just a badass assassin that is soft around cute things.

Oof. I honestly did hear of Hank J. Wimbleton before. If we’re talking about Madness Combat on Newgrounds. But like, I never understood the lore or the thing itself. It’s like trying to figure out the fnaf lore, but way more confusing for me- ;w;

Like, from what I got, it’s basically just an assassin that dies sometimes. But gets revived, I think? I can still do an assassin that is soft around adorable things.

… I legit keep on forgetting the difference between scenarios and headcanons. Like, scenarios are basically a very short story and I keep messing it up. But Imma try to do that this time, kinda? All I can hope is that I did well because I know this sucks- ;w;

Hm. Let’s make a thing where the s/o do assassin shit in front of the twins and like, stop after seeing something adorable. I guess I'll leave a warning since there's dead people mentioned, and like, it's cringe- ;w;

Sordward

… Well, he isn’t one to mind violence. Until he’s actually part of it. Like, right there in the action. And much like his younger brother, he would panic and hide because he’s not strong like you-

… He gets that his family has a history of being brave. And he’s willing to be brave himself if he had a weapon or a plan (that’s going to fall in a matter of seconds-). But like, you’re smart and stuff-

And of course he’s worried if you were to hurt yourself. I mean, you do know what you’re doing. But you could die for Arceus sake! How you’re not frightened by such a thought confuses him-

… The only way you’d stop this is when everyone is dead. Or like, a very little bunny just comes in. And funny enough, both of those things happened. A bit weird, but whatever.

I mean… he’s not complaining as long as you're safe. Now we just have to wait until the cops come and question you both. Yeah, codeword for you both better get out of there right now- (yes, you may take the bunny with you-)

Shielbert

Doesn’t even know what’s going on when you’re doing your assassin things. Like, yes, you’re killing people. But like, why? Is it your job? Are you actually willing to put up with this every single day?

… He really doesn’t know anything about self-defense or killing people. I mean, the most he can do is panic. And then like, maybe hide and faint because he would be too scared to do anything.

I mean, he was probably a bit scared of you being an assassin. Because like, you or someone else could easily kill him and you or him could be in danger without even knowing it.

Like, you’re the badass and he’s the coward here… And he isn’t one for killing things. Nor liking such violent ways. I mean, do whatever you want, but he’s staying out of it… And after murdering a bunch of people. You stopped. Since everyone, aside from you and him, is dead. And because there was an adorable kitten-

… Huh… It's a bit bizarre to see an assassin such as yourself fall for this kitten. And yet, he did too. They’re so adorable, but he’s not a coldhearted assassin with some soft spots. Hm… now what are you going to do with the dead bodies-

Emmet

Dude, violence is so pog. I mean, he doesn't kill people on a daily basis. He could but… nah. But you do that every day and he’s kinda chill with that. Heck, he might even join you and then leave for 6 minutes to get ice cream-

… I say “kinda” not because of the violence itself. I literally just said he found that pog. The “kinda” comes in with you possibly hurting yourself by doing such activity. Unless you’re God or something-

After all that is done, he’s not exactly sure what to do now. I mean, maybe he can ask you questions. Like, why? And why do you currently have a duck in your hands-

Turns out you don’t have an answer for both of them aside from “this duck came and I legally adopted it on the spot”. I mean, fair enough. You’re an assassin that like things-

… What's it like to be an assassin? I mean, surely it’s scary since you could get attacked at any moment. But like, you’re too cool to die so it doesn’t matter-

Ingo

He’s not exactly a massive fan of violence. He doesn’t mind hearing about it on the news. But seeing such on the subway itself is frightening. And yet, it happens.

I mean, he probably begs you to stay out of it. Even if you were an assassin. Since he doesn’t want to see you possibly get hurt. But like, you do whatever you want-

… Actually, no, he takes that back. Don’t do whatever you want. He’s very worried about you hurting yourself to a point he’s willing to jump in and drag you away-

… But turns out you survived whatever just happened without his help. Huh… he doesn’t know what to feel or say. You even found a puppy. Congrats, man?

Okay, for real, he doesn’t mind your soft side, since it gives you more of a personality than being a badass assassin. But like, bruh. You literally killed dozens of people and you suddenly have a soft spot for this puppy? Understandable-

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[tojitiddies]

✰ [GHOST] BUSTING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

pairing ⋆ connie springer x fem!reader

synopsis ⋆ you don’t know who’s crazier. your ghost hunting boyfriend or you for even dating him.

warnings ⋆ paranormal encounters, slight ghost coercion, oral sex, vaginal sex, creampie

ꔵ there was no doubt about it, your boyfriend connie was an oddball. like tin hat wearing, crazy conspiracist, dark reddit forum odd. his friends often asked him how he’d bagged a chick like you in the first place and honestly you were curious too. you’d met him at a halloween party your best friend mikasa had thrown. one wild night and two awkward dates later you both became that sickeningly sweet couple that everyone hated to love.

at this point in your relationship you had grown used to connie’s random 3AM messages about some spooky forum he’d found or him sending random true crime articles he wanted you to read. he and his roomates jean and sasha all ran a somewhat popular youtube channel — they called themselves “the phantom philosophers” — where they covered different cryptid and ghost stories sent to them by viewers. they also went on numerous ghost hunts to try and speak or communicate with ghosts. you were always curious about your boyfriend’s odd way of life and even appeared on one of his streams once — his subscribers couldn’t believe he had a girlfriend. so, when connie asked you if you wanted to come along with him, jean, and sasha for a ghost hunt you jumped at the opportunity.

that’s exactly how you found yourself in front of an abandoned church while your boyfriend and his friends began setting up their equipment. tonight they were looking for the ghost of a pastor who secretly ran his own brothel beneath the church. one of the women had turned on him and murdered him while they were having sex. the story seemed completely made up, but connie assured you it was legit.

you watched as connie started setting up his body camera and clipping it to his jacket. “so...anything i can help with?” you asked, rocking back on the heels of your sneakers. connie looked up at you as if he’d forgotten you were there. “huh? oh, no babe you’re fine. just stand there looking pretty.” he replied sweetly. you forced a smile towards him, letting it falter when he went back to messing with his equipment. you had only agreed to this because you wanted to spend time with him, but this entire trip he’d been so distracted. you were so used to having his attention all the time, it was starting to take you out of the mood.

you decided to go find out what sasha was doing. she had a boyfriend too, niccolo. he was really nice and an amazing cook. earlier you’d asked her why he didn’t come with you all, to which she told you that niccolo was secretly a huge fraidy cat. when you approached her she was sitting in the trunk of jean’s pick up. she seemed to be really focused on...some sort of device? “what’s that?” you queried, sitting next to her. sasha beamed and shoved it into your lap. “this, my friend, is a modernized proton pack like the ghostbusters use! i’ve been engineering this baby for a couple months now and this is gonna be its first field run!” she squeals as she begins to point out all the functions and uses of the device. it looked sort of like a portable cd player.

while sasha babbled on about her “precious baby” jean and connie approached you both, equipment and cameras ready. “here you are ____.” jean presented you with a headlamp and a frequency tuner. “now first rule of ghost hunting, do not be on your own. you’re always gonna want a buddy. i’m assuming connie will fill that role?” he asked, looking between the two of you. you were still annoyed with him but you nodded anyway. you’d bring it up when the two of you were alone. “alright then. sasha you’re with me. and don’t even think about trying to spook me this time, i took self defense lessons and i’ll definitely clock you this time.” he scolded, to which sasha responded by rolling her eyes. “oh please, it was just a joke pony boy.” she taunted. jean shot her a glare. “keep it up.” he warned before turning back to you.

“second rule, do not under any circumstances curse a ghost. not only will that anger the ghost and make it mad at you, it will also get mad at everyone else and we don’t want any part of your beef. so keep it to yourself.” it was your turn to roll your eyes. “jean you don’t need to mansplain ghost hunting to me, i’m not stupid. plus i watch you guys’ channel all the time.” you say, sliding off the truck and situating the headlamp on. “i’m ready to get to some ghostbustin!” sasha hops up and high fives you. connie laughs and wraps his arm around your waist. “ah don’t worry jean, i’ll be with her the whole time.” jean stares blankly between the three of you before shaking his head.

“whatever. connie go ahead and start your body cam. it’s time to head in.” connie chuckles at jean’s annoyance and switches on the camera, a small red light peeps out to signal it’s recording. jean has one on as well, tapping his slightly to test it out. “alright gang, buckle up. i’m trying to meet a horny ghost.” he said with a grin, beginning his march into the church, the three of you following close behind.

ꔵ inside the church it was dusty and reeked of mildew. you pinched your nose as you and the others switched on your headlights. “jesus christ, it fucking stinks.” connie remarks. sasha elbows him in the rib. “dude we’re in a haunted church, you can’t take the lord’s name in vain.” she scolds him before crossing her shoulders in silent prayer. you giggle as connie rolls his eyes at sasha’s ridiculous antics. a strong gust of wind blows through the church, causing the front entrance to slam shut. you shriek, grabbing ahold of connie’s arm while sasha laughs at your frightened behavior. “don’t worry ____, ‘s just the wind.” connie reassures you, rubbing your shoulder.

“alright guys enough fucking around. it’s time to split up and cover more ground.” jean says, taking charge. “sasha, you and i are gonna explore the chapel and the pastor’s office. connie and ____, you both are going down to the abandoned brothel in the basement.” he instructs. connie groans and folds his arms. “seriously? that’s probably where his ghost is hiding.” connie complains. you tense up at that. it was only your first ghost hunt and they were sending you right into the fire. “that’s the point dumbass? sasha and i will be up here gathering frequencies and seeing if we can find any phantom residue. if you two can get in contact with the pastor, we can probably record his frequencies from up here to listen back later.” he explains.

sasha pulls some weird tool from her fanny pack, holding it up. “this is mission is perfect for using my tuning fork! i’ve been wanting to try this for ages.” she squeals, her voice echoing through the church. “damn sasha, lower your voice.” jean mutters, to which she responds with another giggle mumbling out a quiet “sorry”. jean looks back to the two of you. “well we have our assignments, lets get this show on the road my fellow philosophers.” jean salutes you both and opens the doors to the chapel, sasha waves and follows after him before shutting the door behind them. “jerk.” connie mutters under his breath. you squeeze his hand and smile up at him.

“c’mon connie, i wanna see my boyfriend bust some ghosts.” you say, hoping to cheer him up a little. connie nodded, barely acknowledging your attempt before starting to head off towards the doors leading to the basement. “alright babe, stick close. i have no idea what’s down here.” he instructed. you hummed in disinterest and began to follow him in his descent. amazing! astonishing even! you were practically throwing yourself at him, yet your boyfriend was still more interested in some stinky old pastor ghost. as you traveled deeper downstairs, the air around you began to get warmer like a stuffy room. by the time you’d gotten down to the basement there was a humid temperature surrounding you.

“is it to supposed to feel so warm down here?” you asked, taking connie’s hand to be as close as possible to him. connie whipped his head around the basement floor shining his headlamp on all the different doors. “you would think it’d be cold with all this concrete, it’s weird.” he finally answered, switching on his frequency tuner. you followed his movements and did the same. “good weird or bad weird?” you asked again, growing a bit concerned. connie shrugged before making his way towards one of the doors, his frequency tuner picking up. you glared at him, having had enough of his nonchalant attitude.

seduce him.

you blinked as the thought came from seemingly nowhere. you shook your head, deciding to ignore it. you watched connie peak into the room that was making his frequency tuner go off the wire, letting out a gasp. “____! you’ve gotta come see this!” he exclaims, grinning back at you before making his way inside. you follow after him, curious to see what surprised him so much that he actually acknowledged your existence. when you stepped inside you were surprised to find the room...spotless? there wasn’t a speck of dust anywhere. the decorative rugs and tapestries that hung on the walls created an erotic atmosphere. the large bed looked clean and comfortable as well, an oil lamp sitting on the bedside. “i thought this church was abandoned, who’s doing the upkeep?” you observed, still taken aback by the surprisingly clean and crisp room. connie pressed his hand down on the bed, feeling it out. “no idea. even the mattress and blankets feel fresh.” he marveled.

seduce him and gain his favors!

this time the thought echoed louder through your head, making you feel a bit lightheaded. your knees buckled causing you to drop down to the floor. connie whipped his head around in shock, instantly rushing to see if you were alright. “you okay baby?” he asked, concern lacing his words. you nodded and took his hand to help you stand back up. almost as instantly as you were back on your feet you felt the pressure in your head drop to your chest and then to your arousal. you let out a small whimper at the sudden wave of pleasure that came out of nowhere. connie pressed the back of his hand to your forehead, his touch felt like lightning.

“are you sure you’re okay? maybe we should — “ the door to the bedroom slammed shut behind you, but you didn’t really care. all you could think about was satisfying the sudden hunger that had come over you. connie jiggled the doorknob trying to get the door back open, curses spilling out of his lips. you sauntered up behind him, snaking your arms around his waist, swirling them up to lay your hands on his pecs. “wha — ____?” he turned his head to his shoulder, trying to get a view of you. you giggled and kissed his shoulder. “awh baby, we can stay in here and get comfy.” you whine, pressing yourself against him. connie tensed up in your embrace, caught off guard by your sudden switch in attitude. the oil lamp beside the bed flickered on, casting the room in a warm dim orange glow. connie grabbed your hands and snatched them off his chest. he spun around to face you, cupping your face in his hands.

“____, hey get ahold of yourself!” he tried snapping you out of it, his fingers popping between your eyes. you leaned up and kissed him under his chin. “i want you to get ahold of me.” you murmured, grabbing his wrists to place his hands on your waist. you batted your eyelashes at him with those puppy dog eyes you knew he couldn’t resist. connie gulped, his hand hands instinctively squeezing around your waist. “y-you’re not yourself, this isn’t right.” he muttered under his breath, more so talking to himself.

you snaked your arms up and around his shoulders walking back into the bed, flipping around to push him into the bed. “you made me very upset, ignoring me all night for your dumb ghost hunt.” you said, planting yourself in his lap, running your thumb along his lips. “how are you going to make it up to me?” connie frowns furrowing his brows. you don’t even wait for him to answer before letting your head fall to the side, kissing over the expanse of his neck.

connie shivered, falling prey to your advances. you snatched off both your headlamps in a playful demeanor while your other hand trailed down to the seat of his pants, letting your fingers splay out across his crotch. “____…w-wait a moment.” he breathed, letting out a slight moan when you squeezed your hand around his clothed length. you giggled softly, slithering from his thigh to between his legs. you nudged his crotch with your nose, looking back at up at him. his face was flushed and his eyes were glazed over with lust. that was all the indication you needed to begin to undoing his jeans.

your mind was clouded with thoughts of your boyfriend fucking your mouth and praising you with all the attention you’d yearned for. you pulled down his pants and boxers, licking your lips at his erect cock, leaking with precum. taking your thumb to his tip, you gently began to spread around the sticky substance. your tongue darted out to kitten lick the little mess you made, leaving connie hissing and squirming. “you’re such a tease.” he grunted. you grinned up at him knowingly before tilting your head to kiss along the length of his shaft.

connie desperately bucked his hips slightly as your kisses became wet and suctioning. done teasing him, you eagerly wrapped your lips around him sucking his tip before bobbing your head further. your tongue swirled around his shaft expertly, causing him to groan and buck his hips. you moan as his cock travels further down your throat, the vibrations of your voice stimulating him further.

“fuck baby…keep sucking me in just like that.” he huffs out, trying to keep his moans from pitching. his hands nestle in your hair, bringing your head down further. you relaxed your jaw as he continued to fuck your mouth, saliva collecting and dripping down your chin. connie bucked his hips into your mouth with fervor, you could tell he was close. “your throat feels so fucking good around me, keep swallowing me down just like that.” he praised, letting his head fall back against his shoulders.

he takes another deep thrust before you feel him spill his thick warm release down your throat. his cock twitches on your tongue as you slowly drag his length from your mouth. connie sits breathless on the bed, panting from the climax he’d just had, but you weren’t finished. you rose back up to your feet and stripped off your jeans and panties before crawling on top of him. with your hands slowly lifting your shirt over your head, you ground your wet cunt against the underside of his length.

connie stared up at you, his daze apparent on his face. “my turn.” you whisper, kissing the side of his mouth. you raised your hips slightly positioning his cock at your entrance before sinking down. you whimpered as you felt him filling you up all at once. connie took ahold of your hips, hissing as you clenched around him. “shit…your pussy loves sucking me in.” he groaned, bucking his hips again.

you whine, rocking your hips back against him. “it’s because i wanna feel you, right here.” you move your hand to your lower stomach, where you wanted to feel connie push against. connie smirked, lifting his knees up on and raising you up to hover over him slightly. “i can do that for you baby.” he growled into your ear before rapidly thrusting his cock into you. you grabbed ahold of his shoulders as he bucked into you, trying to keep your balance.

connie kept his word, fucking you balls deep with no mercy. you were so overwhelmed by pleasure you didn’t realize how loud you’d become. the oil lamp flickered as connie swiftly switched positions so you were on your back. he pushed your thighs back exposing your wet cunt that gaped for connie’s cock. he smirked and spit against you clit rising a whine from your throat. he chuckled cruelly before burying his cock back inside of you, his thrusts causing you to lurch up against the bed.

you clawed your hands over his his shoulder blades as he fucked you deep. “you feel so good, don’t stop!” you moan, arching you back as he hits your sweet spot. connie groaned from the way. you squeezed around him before leaning down to kiss you, his tongue swirling around yours. the sinful noises that came from between you both, echoing through the room. connie moved his lips across your jaw, praising you as he kissed and sucked your skin. you dazedly let your head fall to the side.

then you saw him.

a young man dressed in preachers robes, watching you both intently. you cried out clinging to connie — connie assumed it was a moan and continued to fuck into you. the preacher grinned at you and faded from your eyesight. just then connie let out a grunt. “shit baby, i’m gonna cum.” you were too dumbfounded to respond but it didn’t matter. connie had already grabbed your waist, pulling you down on his cock faster. the movement shocked you out of your mindstate, making you forget about the whole “pervy preacher ghost in the corner of the room” thing.

“fuck connie keep going!” you whine, your hand coming to grab your tits to keep them from bouncing out of your bra. connie fucked you like that until your legs became jelly and you creamed all over his cock. just as you were catching your breath connie came inside you, spilling his thick seed all over your walls. connie collapsed into your chest taking deep breaths.

“shit.” he breathed out, his hand squeezing your waist. “you okay baby?” he asked, tilting his head back to look at you. you smiled and nodded, massaging his short silvery hair. connie seemed to have a thought of realization and frowned. “i’m sorry ____. i should’ve done more to make you feel like i wanted you here. i must’ve looked like such an asshole. i was so focused on busting ghosts, i forgot the most important thing i wanted out of this was to introduce my girl to my uh…hobbies.” the sincerity in his eyes had you swooning. you cupped his cheek and leaned down to kiss the top of his head. “you’re forgiven.”. you say, before sitting up.

not a good idea.

your head was spinning. you moaned and grabbed your head, massaging it. “____? baby, what’s wrong?” connie asked worriedly, sitting up as well. then just as quick as the dizziness came, it went. you blinked. “i have no idea. maybe you just fucked me too hard, hm?” you teased, poking his shoulder. connie pressed the back of his hand against your forehead. you couldn’t read his expression, tho it looked like a mix between a shock, confusion, and disappointment. in short, nothing good. “what?” you ask.

connie shook his head. “this is gonna sound crazy, but do you think you were possessed?” he blurted out. you bit your lip, remembering the preacher and the strange echoing voice in your head. “ah…maybe? but i wanted that, it was me no one was controlling me. it just felt more like someone was egging me on.” you explained. even coming from your own mouth it sounded delusional. “oh my god connie, did i get possessed?!” you squealed, snapping your legs shut.

connie laughed and leaned forward, pulling you into his embrace. “no it wasn’t possession baby. just a bit of paranormal influence, like in the poltergeist.” this did not reassure you whatsoever, but connie was already sliding off the bed. “c’mon let’s go back upstairs and see what jean and sasha found. don’t tell them what happened okay? jean’ll kill the shit out of me.” he chuckled, kissing the top of your forehead. you did once over of the room again to make sure there was no ghost priest hiding in here before starting to get dressed again.

ꔵ “finally you two are here! you’ve gotta come see this!” sasha exclaimed as she saw the both of you approaching. sasha and jean had hooked up some sort of computer and were huddled around it. “what is it you?” connie questioned, taking your hand and hurrying you towards them. you smiled, relieved that he had meant what he said and was starting to finally include you. “it seems like whatever you guys did down there worked! we recorded these weird frequencies and we think we might have caught the pastors attention.” jean said, clicking around the screen.

you and connie exchanged wide eyed glances. “uh…what did you hear?” you asked, instinctively squeezing connie’s hand. jean and sasha shrugged. “nothing, we couldn’t hear it until it finished recording.” jean grinned up at the two of you. “but you arrived at perfect timing, now we can play it back together.” jean pulled up the sound byte. “jean i don’t think — “ connie started to protest, but jean had already pressed the space bar.

the empty church echoed with the sounds of your lewd moans and connie’s sensual praises. the heat rushed into your cheeks as you looked down in shame. you didn’t wanna see anyone else’s facial expressions. after what seemed like forever sasha’s hand darted out to pause it. safe to assume you were never invited to go ghost hunting with you boyfriend and his friends again. however you and connie did some extensive research afterwards.

connie’s body cam had mysteriously became static when he walked into the bedroom, so there was no footage of the ghost — you were honestly just relieved the two of you didn’t film a sex tape. however, apparently the ghost of the priest wandered the church, waiting to lure couples into the brothel rooms so that he could gain pleasure from seeing his brothel still be put to use. seven other couples who had visited the church also reported a strange occurrence where they ended up having sex in the brothel as well. you wondered how jean had missed that key part of research about the ghost.

“we may not have busted that ghost, but he sure made us bust.” connie cackled, nudging you. you gave him a pointed look. “you make awful jokes.” you told him, nudging him back. though the experience was a bit of a mindfucker, it truly brought you and connie closer together.

author’s note: hello again! this took me a really long time to write and yet it still feels really rushed :( i tried to do what i could in the edits but this probably isn’t my favorite. i would appreciate feedback if anyone has any though and if you did actually like it, thank you! i promise i can do way better though lmao </3

#connie x reader #connie smut #connie springer x reader #connie springer #connie springer smut #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot x reader #aot #snk smut #snk #x reader

[milkybunbuns]

fights with nekoma

w/ Kuroo, Kenma, Lev, Yaku and Yamamoto - gn! reader

w/c: 1.5 K - about 300 per character

warnings: A lil bit of fighting amongst you and your fav bois :((

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RAINBOW masterlist!

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Okay, so we’re starting with the amazing scheming captain

He is literally the most wonderful boyfriend and will make sure you’re alright and show you off all the time

But recently he’s been really stressed with nationals coming up and the workload of almost heading into uni

One day he gets back from volleyball practice - Lev was being super annoying and managed to spill water everywhere which he had to clean up and Yamamoto has slammed into him when spiking

So to say the least, he was very angry

You felt that ✨ v i b e ✨coming from him

So, as his ever so wonderful s/o, you walked up to him to comfort him

He was still by the doorway taking off his shoes, he didn’t even bother to call out your name

He probably didn’t notice you either, too busy in his thoughts

So then, when you touch him, he jolts

You ask him what’s wrong

He tells you to back off

You ignore him cause you have to be there for him through thick and thin

That really pisses him off more that he already was and that was the last straw for his patience

This boi was sick of life, he was annoyed and angry

He starts going off at you, telling you how you’re so bad and stuff

This makes you cry, first the sniffles, but he’s too busy ranting to realise your glossy eyes

You start full on crying, running back to your bedroom

He realises you ran off and finally snaps out of it

He feels rlly bad and apologises

You don’t forgive him cause it really hurt you

So he decides to make it up to you, not through whatever way you’re thinking rn, talking to yer perves out there lol

He buys you lots of gifts, devotes all his time to you, takes you on dates, uses dumb science pick up lines on you

Eventually you cave in to his charms and forgive him

Even so, he still apologises again, even tho you assured him you forgive him

He doesn’t want a repeat of that to EVER happen again

Normally he’s a rlly chill dude

The two of you almost never get into fights

Even when you do, he almost always immediately caves in

He just can’t be bothered to fight back cause he knows your always right

He has huge respect for u

But this time you decide to scold him again

He doesn’t think you’re very right

You’re talking about how video games aren’t important and he’s too obsessed with them

Although he loves you, he’s gotta stick by his video games

Very loyal boi to his video games

So, he finally decides to speak up for himself, tired of your blabbering

“You don’t have any right to decide how I spend my time!”

He didn’t mean to say it that loud

At first, you’re lowkey shook

Kenma legit never raises his voice

You must’ve hit a nerve

You feel bad

But to protect your pride, you continue on arguing

Soon, you realise your arguments are ridiculous

They aren’t even good and don’t even make sense

Yet, you stalk off to blow off some steam at the park

There you meet Kuroo

He gives you some advice on what you should do

After all, he has been Kenma’s friend since forever

You follow his advice

And you wait for a day before you do it cause ur still kinda mad ngl

You guys don’t sleep together that day

And you can’t sleep without him

So you stayed up all night, not even a wink of sleep

You missed his warmth

So first thing at like 4 am (he had to get up early for volleyball practice which was at like 5) you went to his room and stood against the wall waiting

When he FINALLY wakes up, you immediately begin apologising

He can’t even make out what you’re saying

I mean, after all, he just woke up

He sees your eyebags and is rlly worried

Asks you about what happened to you

You sheepishly admit you didn’t sleep

He frowns at you and pulls you into the bed with him

You sleep like a baby and he’s happy

The two of you compromise :))

Lev and you always fight over the stupidest things

That’s guaranteed

You were manager for Nekoma

They were currently practicing after school

And here the two of you were

In the middle of the volleyball court, bickering like idiots

The two of you are so lucky that Yaku and Kuroo haven’t arrived yet

Surprisingly Kenma is already here, but he makes no move to stop the two of you

This is normal, he’s used to it, as long as he can play his video games he couldn’t care less

The two of you were arguing about whether Yin or Yang was better

You thought Yang was the best cause legit any colour mixed with white makes pastels

And EVERYONE loves pastels

If you don’t like pastels, idk what to say

Lev was spewing some shit about how Yin was so cool cause it was dark and edgy like ninjas

He wanted to be a ninja

You were legit laughing at that

Who would not notice a 2m giant sneaking around

You didn’t laugh tho cause you’re too nice

And you don’t want karma to bite you back in the butt

And Lev’s smug face if he actually became a ninja

The two of you couldn’t decide

So you both asked Kenma

You legit shoved your faces into his, blocking his view of his console or whatever

You ask him whether Yin or Yang is better

He deadpanned and replied grey

The two of you were so confused and stared at him blankly

Finally he explained that Yin and Yang needed to be balanced and could not survive without the other

You both awed at his smartness

And at that moment, Yaku entered

Just the mere sight of the two of you made him angry

So he slapped you both, for your own good

Yaku the absolute mom of the team

Being a mom means he’s also vry good at arguing

Literally wins every argument

Makes you wonder why he didn’t join the debating club

Lev told you it was because Yaku would frighten everyone away with his ugly face

He got promptly slapped, kicked and hit with a volleyball

#stoplevabuse

“Serves him right”

That’s what Yaku said

You know better than to question the mom

However, one day you got dared to argue with Yaku

And guess who dared you?

Wow, yeah I would’ve never guessed, Lev

You wanted to protec your pride and dignity so duh you did it

You’re no coward

But you seriously forgot how scary Yaku was

You immediately starting sweating bullets when he stared at you, hands on his hips

You regretted it

Would not recommend fighting with a fellow mom

Who knew moms were so scary, brrr...

His precise words were

“Y/n L/n, whatever is passing through your pea head mind, I want you to stop it immediately.”

Yeah he could tell what you were going to do once he saw you approaching him

I guess he had ears everywhere...

The two of you have never had fights before

That’s just how well the two of you fit together

Yamamoto would totally worship the ground you step on

That’s just how he is

In his eyes, you are the most amazing person to have ever stepped on this planet

Maybe even better than Kiyoko-senpai...👉👈

Total simp for you

Would listen to your every command

So heckin in love it’s rlly cute

But he won’t be afraid to show his ‘rawry’ side to you

Idk how to describe the ‘rawry’ side, but like around hot people, he would probably act rlly nicely and then behind their backs when they ain’t looking he would totally be all manly and stuff. And pervy

You should be happy he trusts you that much

But you rlly break his trust when you tell Lev about his embarrassing moments

You told Lev to not tell him

But Lev with his stupidously big blabber mouth can’t keep it shut

He taunts Yamamoto and that boi be rlly angry

He demands to know who told him

Lev accidentally let’s it slip out

He forgot

Yamamoto is rlly upset

Ignores you when he gets home

You start to wonder why he’s ignoring you for ‘no reason’

It’s dinner and he hadn’t even come down

You’re rlly mad

So after you ate you barge into his room yelling at him

He’s rlly angry cause u just broke his trust and starts yelling at him

Things start to get a bit physical

But fortunately, by the next day you figured what had happened at organized an apology to him with the help of his team

He immediately forgave you seeing what you had done

And you never did that again :>

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