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unearthlyfromage · 1 year

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I just like thinking about this dumb motherfucker ok

#gravity falls au #gravity falls fanart #revised evil stan au #evil stan au #evil stan #if you wonder why hes missing an eye you're without so much context and I'm sorry for that #a fic will be eventually im so sorry my writing motivation is everywhere and nowhere right now

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mourninglamby · 1 month

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someone asked for my fav c!disc scene. Guys why did he say this

#I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE. INITIAL ASK #IM SIRRYYY #whatever anyways #idk why I made this a comic #also this is a good time to reiterate if ur a dream Stan ur not welcome here fuck off #this is cdream. his character who is also fucking repulsive evil awful #anyways #c!tommy #dsmp #my art #art #doodles #comic #link is the audio for the dialogue

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oonalovesastarionssimpleplan · 4 months

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Ascended Astarion has his own way of perpetuating the rules - as he knows it -by performing.

*But Astarion is not like Cazador, he will not continue the cycle of abuse*

#he will #have fun AA stans but don't insist that this is his better end #he is trapped in his Trauma #and this is the consequence of the evil run #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #ascended astarion #spawn astarion #twitter #bg3

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piedpip3rrr · 1 year

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You are not immune to the TikTok South Park propaganda

#kiddos #evil #south park #sp #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #craig tucker #tweek tweak #tolkien black #clyde donovan #jimmy valmer #wendy testaburger #bebe stevens #henrietta biggle #heidi turner

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e350tb · 3 months

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So I saw @ckret2’s Evil Ford AU, and it gave me brain worms. What’s better than one Evil Old Man? TWO EVIL OLD MEN!

The idea here is that Ford decided to join Bill, and they dealt Stan into the plan when he turned up in 1982. Then shenanigans happened and he ended up in the portal. Stan’s still in on the plan, but he’s having misgivings after what Bill did to Dipper in Sock Opera.

Basically, tldr: Stan and Ford are evil but otherwise exactly the same.

#gravity falls #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #evil stans au #yes that’s what it’s called

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bazookaboi · 4 months

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A bunch of old, sh*tty drawings from one big one that I never finished.

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emilnikos · 1 year

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like this post if you've gotten your own bisexual lighting while driving!

#i havent tried to mimick a show's art stule in so long you can tell i gave up after like 3 seconds!!! YAY #gravity falls #stanley pines #stan pines #ford pines #stanford pines #sorry for just giving stan some random shirt he strikes me as the kind of guy to wear oddly specific shirts that may or may not apply to hi #🧪evil art

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tomurakii · 5 months

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I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

#i feel like u can tell when a bloodweave fic is written by an astarion stan vs a gale stan lol #because the astarion stans are just using gale as a vessel for like. their sopping wet meow meow #who screams and cries until astarion becomes emotionally vulnerable with them #which gale would not do. realistic bloodweave is astarion tries to fuck him in act 1 and he refuses because of the orb #and then astarion is like “boo what the fuck. change of plans” and gale is like “okay” and they never speak of it again lol #anyway #please god the gale characterisation in this place. half of you make him the soppiest most pathetic loser and the other half make him evil #he's not ACTUALLY a loser. when i joke about it the reason its funny is because its not true #hes just a regular guy with depression lol. hes not out here debasing himself begging for some old twink to care abt him #bg3 #gale dekarios #bloodweave #gale of waterdeep #does this make sense. i havent slept #i just mean that if you want gale to be sappy he needs to have like. prior assurance that his feelings are reciprocated #because if he doesnt have that and astarion is a dick to him he WILL just give up on the relationship #like hes not hunting people down after they deliberately upset him. i see so many fics where they create tension by lime #*like #having astarion openly fuck someone else after establishing a sort-of relationship with gale. for the drama #like hey. gale fully dumps you if you do that in game!! you have no way to convince him not to. he will dump astarion for that permanently

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daenerysies · 14 days

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i’m being so serious rn i’m going to need tg to stop glomping onto half of rhaenyra’s kids 🫨

jace would NEVER abandon his family to back aegon’s claim (‘wah wah wah he HATES his mother bc she *made* him a bastard-’ one, jace does not care enough about that to abandon his mother [to whom he is literally the miniature version of] and two, his entire personality is his love for his family. he literally dies trying to save aegon and viserys *after* his mom told him not to go fuck OFF).

rhaena would also *never* abandon her family to back aegon’s claim (apparently she’ll feel sorry about blood & cheese and want to make amends with them. i don’t think so, i think she’d be more upset that her betrothed was ruthlessly slaughtered despite his status as a peace envoy but whatever).

baela is one of rhaenyra’s staunchest supporters (‘the greens reach to usurp our queen’s throne and they must be answer with fire and blood.’ i DO NOT care that it didn’t make it into the show that is canon!baela) and does *not* want driftmark (which only corlys has a say in, and he chose bAsTaRdS over her and rhaena at every single turn don’t even mention it), so stop trying to conflate your hatred of rhaenyra onto her daughter.

aegon iii would never have been happy married to jaehaera and vice versa. these were two heavily traumatized children. jaehaera would have to deal with being married to the son of the man who had her brother executed (not to mention that she already had severe physical and mental health issues that were not being treated and the people around her [aegon ii before he died and alicent after] were actively making her life worse). aegon would have to deal with being married to the daughter of the man who had his dragon burn and eat his mother alive while he watched. which he never ended up letting go of (even with a wife who we know he obviously loved dearly) he wore black for the rest of his life and was stated to be the most solemn king due to what he experienced during the dance. there was no saving them.

leave. them. alone.

#fire and blood #house of the dragon #rhaenyra targaryen #jacaerys velaryon #rhaena of pentos #baela targaryen #aegon iii targaryen #mini rant #pro team black #anti team green #anti team green stans #y’all do not CARE about these kids #you just want to use them as scapegoats to prop up your actual favs #luke joff and both vis’ are usually left alone #bc luke is the reincarnation of all things evil #joff is considered the biggest dumbass #viserys is forgotten about #and visenya is used to make fun of rhaenyra for losing her long awaited daughter #keep my team black kids away from the targtowers 2k24

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skulandcrossbones · 3 months

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john c mcginley | stan against evil 1x01

#john c mcginley #stan against evil #saeedit #silverfoxsource #dilfgifs #have these from my drafts #originals

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theserlingbucket · 1 year

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Men only want one thing, and it’s the chainsaw man south park au (specifically Cartman power)

Have some stanky as akiangel as well, as a treat, since some people were wondering who Kyle is

#stankyle #sp stanky #Stan marsh #Eric Cartman #tweek tweak #chainsaw man #art #chainsawpark #kyle broflovski #akiangel #sp style #kenny mccormick #kenneth mccormick #sp mr kitty #I HAD to redraw that first image bc I’m evil

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hideawayfairy · 5 months

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Eclipsa and Fizzarolli are aspirations.

#helluva boss #star vs the forces of evil #svtfoe #globclipsa #fizzmodeus #fizzarozzie #ozzarolli #globgor #eclipsa butterfly #fizzarolli #helluva asmodeus #helluva fizzarolli #we stan size queens in this house #we need more couples like them #tiny queens and their giant kings #love them so much #G/t #giant/tiny

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blorbocedes · 7 months

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yuki not even showing up to fight the older sister team when his contract hangs in balance and there's 3 candidates for 2 cars in the alpha tauri, and max getting no penalties for impeding ahahaha what an ontologically evil team 🥰

#they've got what it takes to win how could I not stan...#ontologically evil team never forget

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e350tb · 3 months

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It’s always important to remember that, fundamentally, Bill’s a lil’ shit. Sure, it’ll be great if Stan and Ford get them on board, but if not, there’s more than one way to have fun! And if he’s slick about it, Stan won’t even notice. (And what would he did if he did? Once the whole shebang kicks off, he’ll be in too deep to back out!)

Maybe he’ll fuse Dipper and Mabel’s parents to a big redwood tree and teleport it outside the Shack for them to see!

Ah well, that’s the future…

A continuation of the Evil Stans AU, inspired by @ckret2’s Evil Ford AU. I’m starting to have weirdmaggedon ideas. Angsty ideas.

#gravity falls #evil stans au #bill cipher #dipper pines #mabel pines #wendy corduroy #soos ramirez

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jackxo · 1 month

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