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l1m3g0r3 · 2 months

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HE’S FINALLY FINISHEDDD

His face is a little derpy but whatever I’m proud of him since he’s my first plush I’ve made. Plus he’s really soft

yes it’s based on the Nightmarionne plush from HW and pretty much every game since then besides AR and Curse of Dreadbear

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steddiecameraroll · 2 months

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ao3 - "Destined to be surrounded by a bunch of geeks"

“I’ll tell you the same thing I told Robin. Funko pops are the modern day beanie babies.” Steve shrugs as if he didn’t just compare Eddie’s precious collection to tiny stuffed useless animals from the 90’s.

“How dare you,” Eddie glares at Steve through the corner of his eye, as he gently slides his newest conquest carefully onto his bookshelf.

“Think about it. They’ve been saying they’re going to be worth something in the future. Just like they said about beanie babies. You’re keeping them in their boxes. For what? Resale value?” Steve puts his hand on his hip like the cocky bastard he is.

“You don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Eddie tries to ignore Steve’s logic. The perfectly reasonable logic.

“You should take one of them out of the box at least. What about this one?” Steve taps the top of Eddie’s Aragorn.

“No,” he replies quickly.

“What about this one? It looks like Mike.”

Steve’s pointing to Frodo. Frodo. Freaking Frodo Baggins. Steve thinks Eddie should take his Frodo out of the box.

Mike?

“Wheeler?”

“Yeah, look at him.” He pulls the box from the shelf and holds it up in front of his face. “Hi Eddie. I’m an ungrateful asshole who stalks around constantly frowning.”

Eddie stares in amused wonder at Steve’s high squeaky imitation of their shared child. How does he have such a violent crush on this goofball?

Steve peeks around the box with a tiny smile, gauging Eddie’s reaction.

“How did I ever think you were cool?” He snatches the box from Steve’s hands and slides it back into its spot on the shelf.

“I’m cool,” he attempts suave and casual by leaning back against Eddie’s desk.

Eddie avoids running his eyes down Steve’s now raised chest, and keeps his gaze focused on the man’s smug face.

“You’re as much of a dork as the rest of us. Can’t deny it now, Harrington. I’ve seen too many dorky handshakes and heard you accurately reference Star Wars. One of us, one of us,” he jokingly chants.

Steve rolls his eyes and crosses his arms in a sigh. “No chance for escape now. I guess I’m stuck with you-you all, all of you.”

Eddie furrows his eyebrows with a cock of his head. Was that a flub? A misstep? A fumble or Freudian slip?

Hmmm.

“Yeah, you are.” Eddie takes a couple slow steps forward closing in on Steve’s space.

Steve doesn’t move, keeps his arms crossed and his eyes on Eddie’s stalking form.

“You’re fated, big boy. Destined to be surrounded by a bunch of geeks. One or two hot ones,” he playfully tosses his hair over his shoulder. “But a bunch of geeks nonetheless. So that makes you a geek by proximity.”

“I’ll be the second hot one,” Steve bites back a smile and ducks his chin down a little.

“Put us together and we’d be unstoppable.”

Eddie doesn’t know what he’s saying. He’s been flirting with Steve from day one and can’t stop himself now. Steve sets him up constantly and it’s not Eddie’s fault that he always takes the bait. So sue him if he leans into the game they’re always playing.

“There’s a thought,” Steve murmurs.

Eddie’s ears are immediately red because that is a thought. A thought Eddie has had a lot. A thought Eddie had this morning in fact.

“Us teaming up?” Eddie takes the last couple of steps to Steve’s position, sidling up to his right and brushing their shoulders together.

“Something like that,” Steve nudges Eddie with a secret kind of implication.

He can’t mean the same thing Eddie means, right? No. He’s saying something else.

“We’re already coparenting the gaggle of assholes. Us teaming up seems like an easy transition,” Eddie muses.

Teaming up, getting together, making out, fucking like rabbits. Whatever Steve wanted.

Steve doesn’t respond right away and the silence feels like a weighted pause. He tilts his head toward Eddie and lets his eyes dip. Out of nervous instinct, Eddie licks his lips and he actively sees Steve’s pupils widen.

Jesus.

Steve slowly pulls his bottom lip into his mouth, biting across the soft skin until it pops loose, leaving a perfect gap for Eddie to imagine sliding his tongue in between.

Eddie feels caught, trapped, stuck in place. He’s breathing heavier than necessary since they’re standing in place. No need to be huffing so hard at their stationary stances. It’s not like they’re working up a sweat.

But, oh god, they could.

“It-it really does doesn’t it?” Steve sounds a little breathy and it’s doing something to Eddie’s ego.

This doesn’t feel like play flirting.

No.

This feels like real flirting.

“What do you think, Stevie?” Eddie pointedly drops his eyes to Steve’s mouth before continuing. “Should we…? Get together? Take over the world?”

Steve nods silently, a little wobbly and loose, almost like his head is filled with space.

Then before he can make a sound, Steve is pinning Eddie against his desk. Their lips are smashed against each other in an uncoordinated effort of desperation.

And holy shit, does it feel good to be Eddie Munson.

Vecna could take him now and he’d be happy. Scratch that, Vecna can take him in about 35 minutes cause Steve is fumbling with Eddie’s belt.

#idiots to lovers #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddiecameraroll posts #steve x eddie #ficlet #steddie ficlet #my writing

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2jisungs · 7 days

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OPPOSITES ATTRACT - CHAP. 1O

SALMA’S NOTES; omg.. another written chapter.. 😱😱

PREVIOUS - NEXT - MASTERLIST

TAGGING; @mellowdyverse

heejin spent the rest of the day (well, evening) laying down on her bed, patiently waiting for jisung to call back, but, to her dismay, he never did. she never really realized just how much she depended on jisung and how he either makes or breaks her day all the time, but strangely enough, she doesn’t mind as much since it’s him. “god damn, i really am in love with jisung..”

heejin got up and stretched, looking at the clock; 8:09 AM, it read. “i fell asleep? that’s weird..”

she suddenly heard a knock at the door, and hurriedly got up from her bed and headed towards the door. there, on her doormat, was a packet of nerds gummy clusters and a bouquet of roses. heejin smiled and picked up the items, finding a sticky note on the packet of candy. it read; “sorry for not calling u back :(( i got busyy -ji”. she looked up and saw jisung hurrying down the stairs from her peripheral vision. “cute.” she thought to herself.

“man, now i feel bad..” heejin said to herself, trying to find a way to pay him back for the gifts, when she suddenly had an idea. “since we both love jujutsu kaisen, what if i give him some of my merch? i don’t know who his favourite character is though.. i’ll just go ask yuta!”

she knocked on the door right next to hers, yuta quickly opening the door for her. “oh, hey heejin. do you need anything?”

“yea, actually! do you know who jisung’s favourite jujutsu kaisen character is? he sent me some stuff and i want to repay the favour.” she told him, holding up the candy and roses for him to see.

yuta grinned and nodded. “jisung LOVES nanami. he has a whole shrine thing for him in his room. just get him whatever and he’ll appreciate you until the day you die. oh, and by the way, jisung isn’t in his dorm right now, he just went over to jaemin’s to spend the day. johnny’s probably smoking at jisung’s though.”

“thank you so much!” heejin thanked him and ran back into her dorm. she beelined for her room, trying to find something she thought he would like, until she found the perfect thing to give him — a nanami figurine and a funko pop. “he would definetly like this, right?”

she took a plastic bag from her nightstand and shoved the things inside. heejin ran over to the door, quickly slipping on her shoes and heading out, almost forgetting to close the door. “he told me he lives in dorm 5738 once.. so that’s 3 flights of stairs. god, why does DBI have so many dorms? do that many people even live here?”

heejin reluctantly walked all the way up the stairs, finally getting to his dorm room, which was all the way at the end of the hallway, making her feet hurt even more. she knocked on the door, johnny opening it for her.

“oh, it’s jisung’s girlfriend. he isn’t home right now by the way.” he said, obviously high off his mind. his eyes were bloodshot, and he looked like he hadn’t gotten a good night’s sleep in forever.

“we’re not dating, first of all. and second, i’m just here for you to put these in his room for him. it’s a gift from me.” heejin told him, handing him the plastic bag.

“not yet.” johnny chuckled, looking in the bag heejin gave him. “oh, is this an addition to the nanami shrine? he’s gonna love this.”

“he doesn’t even like me like that, i can tell.” heejin said, looking down at the floor.

“that’s what you think. he’s liked you since freshman year, back in WPG.” johnny replied. “but that didn’t come from me. oh, and don’t tell anyone i’m smoking in here! i will seriously kill you.”

“hm.. okay, sure. bye now, johnny. say hi to sunyoung for me.” heejin told johnny.

“will do.” he grinned.

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senoraackerman · 9 months

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You & Geto dating HC’s

Back at it again (do I have a life? The answer is no)

WARNINGS: fluff and the tinniest bit of smut

This man is the sweetest person alive (pretending he didn’t massacre a whole village 🥰)

Loves watching soccer matches with your family (did y’all see Miami vs FC Dallas-)

We have establish he is a club America fan(shameless promo to my Geto meeting your parents HC)

Likes cooking for you

Those meals >>>

Let’s you braid his hair

Well he lets you do anything in general to him

You take full advantage of that (pause)

When you’re on your period this man does everything in his power to make the week easier on you

Food? Got you covered

Space? He’s gone

Cramps? Heating pad on full blast

Loves tagging along to carne asadas

Aunts are gossiping

The kids are sleeping on chairs

Someone is on Facebook live

They let geto take on the grill (so hot omg)

Loves playing video games with you (and gojo also joins the voice call)

You love when he stretches in the morning and his shirt rides up a bit to reveal his ripped abs and v line (I got pregnant from writing that)

Just like my baby girl nanami, he learns Spanish for you (back again with the shameless promo of my HC’s)

This man sleeps so soundly.

Like stays in place and doesn’t budge

Heavy ass sleeper (he just like me)

Wakes up to see you sleeping on top of him

Loves fucking you while you’re asleep (with permission of course)

I feel like he enjoys salty food

(I suddenly can’t name a dish as an example)

Every two weeks on Sunday you both clean your shared apartment with Spanish music (y’all KNOW what I mean)

Likes it when you take control of a situation (do what you will with that)

Loves, loves, LOVES watching you do your skin care routine

He eventually has one of his own

He enjoys watching novelas with you (mi corazón es tuyo >>>>>>>)

Uno matches between you guys were banned (he puts a 4+ card every damn time)

You both have a pair of matching doc martens (real)

Once again, he’s so sweet (a little too sweet to strangers 🧍🏻‍♀️)

Feeds some of the cats in the apartment complex

You start a listening session on Spotify with Geto

Like you’ll be sketching in your notebook in the living room and he’ll be in your bedroom playing on his PlayStation with one earbud in listening

You both have a playlist together with your favorite songs

Will get you little knick knacks

A small porcelain tea set. It’s placed on a shelf in the living room.

A funko pop of your favorite character sits on top of your drawers

Absolutely LOVES when you comb his hair with your fingers

He can fall asleep JUST FROM THAT

moans softly as you do😏

Wakes up unexpectedly around four in the morning to see that you’re still awake playing roblox on your phone

He just squints and turns back around to sleep

Good at karaoke (he told me himself)

Loves going on late drives to get food with you (another shameless promo to you and geto in the car)

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A/N

It is in fact five in the morning and I’m about to go to sleep. This post will go up later today. Goodnight.

(It is now later in the day)

Y’all already KNOW my husband choso is coming up next

Also thank you for 61 followers! ❤️

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foxilayde · 2 years

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I just wanted to write down my meeting Oscar experience so I never forget it.

It took nearly two hours to get through the line and I was sooo nervous (Luna had to leave me in the line in order to save our panel seats, Angel that she is.). But the folks around me were so kind, as were the staff helping us out.

Oscar didn’t get to everyone in line, they cut it off four ppl behind me, so I was very lucky to have been seen in in the morning signing.

The whole time I’m going through the line, there’s a speaker somewhere nearby playing some of my favorite new wave, post punk, 90’s alternative tracks and I’m singing along and that’s calming me down because HOLY SHIT IM ABOUT TO MEET OSCAR?!?. The elderly funko pop collector behind me is good naturedly teasing me about being “in loooooove with Ooooscaaar” and making me laugh and blush and panic. So I finally get behind the wall and I see him irl and omfg u guys he’s just so precious and smiling and chatting with the ppl ahead of me and his ears are so cute and his grey is perfect and his hands are beautiful and I’m grinning like a fool. Finally it’s my turn and Oscar says “hello!” And extends his hand Very warm and friendly and I say “hiii Oscar” in a way that’s unable to conceal my absolute joy at holding his hand and then his eyes get a little softer and he puts his other hand on top of mine and says “helloooo” again like the way one might say hello to a giggling infant. And that’s when I get lost in his eyes and step towards him DESPITE THERE BEING A TABLE BETWEEN US and I bump the table into him. I’m apologizing and he laughs and says “it’s okay!” He straightens the table, And then he asks his handler “where’d you put my pen, you’re always taking my pens… thank you.” And he looks at the book I brought, it’s a Dune artwork book, opened to the Leto page and he says “this is great… I love your little Atreides pins too!” Gesturing to my lapels. I thank him, and as he’s writing my name- I ask him, “how is your day going so far?” He smiles and says it’s going really well and asks how is my day. I said that I was feeling nervous but the music was making me feel better and I realize the music has been coming from a portable speaker behind him, I asked him if this playlist that has been playing was his personal playlist and he nodded and said “yes” and I said “you have good taste” and since the playlist was Pixies heavy I asked if he saw the Pixies on the latest tour, then we talked a little bit about the Pixies latest album and their latest tour, he wanted to go to the NYC show but couldn’t make it, I told him I saw them in my hometown of SD and he asked me how the San Diego crowd was and you guys he has the cutest active-listening face. Even though he talked to like 300 people before me, he was really kind and made me feel like the only person in the room, like he’s genuinely such a nice person.

I got my book from him and I held his hand one more time, thanked him very enthusiastically and told him I loved him and his eyes did THE CRINKLES and he said “you are so sweet”

I looked at my book later and he had written this:

Like?!?? 😩😭🥰

Also for anyone wondering, here are some of the tracks I remembered from his playlist

I’m pretty sure he played the entire Doolittle album. Because of course he would. Of course he’s charming and gorgeous and kind and has perfect taste in music. Of. Course.

#meeting Oscar Isaac #comic con 2022 #NYCC

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myconjecturals · 23 days

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General headcanons for pete and billy sir

im like 2 days late because ive been so busy but fawk yes of course

firstly i alwaysssss give billy prominent eyebags whenever i draw him as Seen Here. i dont think he gets much sleep given all the stuff thats happened to him

hes also a bit chubbier 2 me than he is in canon, i think a stockier build rlly suits him <3

billy is autistic + an rsd haver. obviously. i also think pete is autistic and has bpd. they both have that strand of autism that makes them be really blunt to other people but in separate ways

theyre both bi + aro ^_^ also pete is bigender and goes by he/she 2 me. billay is a he/him but he gets transneutral with it

pete would absolutelyyyyyy be one of those older queer guys who are obsessed with collecting little dolls. like specifically vintage barbies circa 1960-1980 and the like. she would love dropping 500 dollars of company funding on an ebay sale of a small plastic woman

i think billy is similarly a toy lover but hes much more focused on collecting sci-fi/pop culture memorabilia like action figures and lunchboxes and so on. hed be one of those collectors who think having Everything In The Packaging is super important. if you were to touch anything of his in his collection he would kill you on the spot. also he would, realistically speaking, absolutely be a funko pop guy. sorry to have to break that to you We All Have Our Vices

pete has vision issues and cant really see all that well but refuses to get glasses or even contacts he thinks glasses will make him look like a nerd and he doesn’t want to touch his eyes with his fingers. SAD! many such cases

neither of them can cook very well they’ll just eat Whatevers lying around but pete knows how to make good drinks. he loves cocktail more than god

billy would be a big fan of physical comfort. he would love hugs and cuddling and stuff but also he would love Weighted Blanket i think 💆‍♀️ type of autistic guy who needs someone to lay their entire body weight on top of him

pete has low empathy and tends to find difficulty with relating to other people Like A Lot. she also lacks social awareness big time too. she doesn’t like opening up to people a whole lot

billy really enjoys puzzle games. he always struck me as the type of guy to have a gameboy with tetris on it or a rubix cube in his pocket

pete really likes fashion but doesnt want to spend a lot of money on clothes so most of his things are thrifted or bootlegs 😭 this is my explanation for the dumb outfit he always wears because no way did he spend full price on that thing at least i hope not. i hope he didn’t pay full price for Whatever Kind Of Shoes He’s Wearing please god

billy would loveeee doing carpentry and metalwork. i just know this. get this guy in the welding studio and he’ll be in heaven

billy loves wearing button ups with the tacky patterns on them you know the ones.

pete wears makeup but he’s not really all that good at it. his makeup routine consists of like one pink eyeshadow pen that’s probably on its last legs and a really hasty chalky looking eyeliner job but that’s it. sometimes blush but Not Always

also pete has a drawer full of cheap colognes and perfumes. it’s mostly floral stuff but floral in like, a grandma-smelling way yknow

pete likes drag both watching it and partaking in it. look at that man and tell me she doesn’t

also also while i’m on the topic of pete i think he’s a mod 50s enjoyer too…. just makes sense to me because new wave and mod have a lottt of overlap if you think hard enough about it and are as insane as i am as those two movements

ok that’s all i can think of. feel free 2 ask further about any of these i love to talk ✌️

#🧠 my thoughtz

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icypenguin · 7 hours

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★~ Streamer!venti headcanons!

heyyy how’s everyone doinggg? sorry for the messy schedule by the way, i was in a writers block and can’t really figure out what you guys would like.. but i hope this is enough! so without further ado, please enjoyyyy!

-streamer!venti who would play horror name ‘just for fun’ cuz he thinks he’s brave enough to face the fear, yet he got goosebumps just by the title screen and background music.

-streamer!venti who loves pokémon and sonic the most. he has a full collection of their funko pop figures.

-streamer!venti who’s got the famous and iconic squeal when he’s excited.

-streamer!venti who often streams with his friend in aim to complete a horror game but they ended up chatting about how unicorns are fake and their delusions on them becoming a business man...

-streamer!venti who does those kawaii neko girl dances just for fun but ended up getting viral and teased for it.

-streamer!venti who always includes you to his stream, even if it’s just you watching him or greeting chat.

-streamer!venti’s chat who has been asking since ages a go if you guys are dating and even started to make a ship page about you both.

~ small drabble ~

“CHAT CHAT CHAT HELP MEEE HELP ME WHERE- WHERE IN THE WORLD IS THE KEY- THE STUPID WAFFLELING KEY SHUTUP MONSTER SHUTUP YOU BIG POOPYHEADDDDDD” venti was screaming his lungs out by the horrors he got from the video game, not minding what could possibly happen if your neighbours have heard it. “shh venti quiet down! you’re being too loud!” you opened the door quickly to shush venti down, remembering what happened by the last time when venti screamed in the middle of the night… “oh yeah- sorry! AAAAAAA OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR-THE KEY WONT WORK STUPID KEY STUPID STUPID STUPIDDDD” he was too focused on the screen that he even forgot what you just said. “VENTI! i told you to quiet down!” this behaviour or venti was tiring but still, you stayed with him even if you can’t have good rest. “oopsies… sorry y/n i- sighs i was so close to reaching the end!” he was now devastated since the monster succeeded to catch him and slash him in the game. both of his hands were placed on his hair as his elbows were on the table. another defeat of another game that he was on the edge to finish. you noticed what happened by his expression and felt guilt drowning your emotions. “ah- sorry.. i disturbed you, didn’t i?” you got closer to venti, patting his head in hope to cheer him up. “it’s fine y/n.. it was my fault too.. i should’ve been more careful” he looked up to see you with shimmering eyes, a mix of devastation and guilt. meanwhile you both were comforting eachother, chat was going crazy by the more-than-friends contact!

ilovegummybear456: SHIPPPPP

elgatofan1267: AWWW THEY’RE SO CUTEEE

pizzaburritoslice: OMG VENTI X Y/N CONFIRMED???

wigllyjellyyyyyies: SHIP NAME RN????

pandalover02: THEY’RE LITERALLY CUDDLING?!?!!?!?!?!

and the rest were filling the chats with love emojis… upon focusing on the screen again, you both were suddenly in a blushing mess as chat goes wild about this. neither of you were brave enough to speak so soon, but he finally did it. “so- shall we play pokémon shining pearl now?” he cleared his throat before saying and tried to move on to another topic, but chat resist and kept on spamming love emojis and teasings. “ughh guyss stop ittt! we’re just roomatessss!” he whined to make them stop while you giggled at this. “well chat, time for me to go! oh and- dinner in 30 minutes, kay?” “okie dokie!” he shot you and thumbs up and went back into his stream. now chat was teasing about you taking care of him, feeding him, cooking for him.. well, goodluck for him to escape out of this naggings!

TYSM FOR READINGGG! hope u all liked this one! please have a nice dayy!

♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ. thankyou for supporting! ୨♡୧

#genshin x reader #genshin impact #venti headcanons #venti x reader #genshin impact venti

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greyghoulclub · 10 months

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Mungrove Summer Bingo - Cold Beverage

Written for @mungrovebingos

(You can’t say cold beverage to me and not expect me to write a coffee shop au)

Eddie didn’t even know why he was going to this coffee shop. He didn’t even like coffee! But he was still walking out with an iced caramel latte for the fourth time this week.

He knew precisely why he got the latte, it was because of the hot barista that worked there.

The guy was tanned, blonde, and had arms like a Greek god. He also had a little skull tattoo on his left shoulder, not that Eddie had been staring though. His name tag said ‘Billy’ on it, Eddie had found out one time when he was staring at the outline of the guy’s pecs and the guy had noticed so Eddie had to pretend that he was trying to read the name tag. Billy looked like he didn’t believe Eddie when he said that, which was probably fair in Eddie’s opinion.

Eddie went to sit on the bench outside of his record store, a little bit down the road from the coffee shop. Hellfire Records, it was called and they specialised in rock and metal music. They also had a small section dedicated to tabletop games like Dungeons and Dragons, and Warhammer 10k.

He stared at the coffee inside the plastic cup, the ice melting like his courage each time he tried to ask Billy out on a date. The words just caught in his throat, and he didn’t want to make a fool of himself in front of the crush he’d been nursing for a couple of months., more than he already did at least. He groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose, Billy probably thought he was a weirdo now. He was sure that Billy had known what his deer-in-the-headlights stare meant.

“C’mon man, you gotta do better than that,” he mumbled to himself, “What happened to the plan?”

The plan, the fucking plan, the little scenario that he had concocted in his head that he was going be so suave and charming and effortlessly ask Billy out on a date. But of course that didn’t happen. Whoever coined the term, bisexual disaster, they were most definitely talking about Eddie. He sighed and got up from the bench, now watery iced latte in hand.

He was hit with a blast of cold air from the AC as soon as he opened the door to the store. It felt refreshing after being out in the sun, and Eddie hummed in appreciation. The store's interior was a mishmash of a record store and a collection of concert memorabilia. Eddie had put up posters of concerts he had attended and his Uncle Wayne had given him some stuff from back in the 70s and 80s. They also had a frame full of ticket stubs on the wall behind the counter. The games section was to the right of the counter and the wall behind it was stacked high with Funko figures. He dumped his battle vest by the counter and stretched his arms up until he felt his shoulders pop. His assistant manager, Gareth came through from the back and immediately started grilling Eddie on his antics in the coffee shop.

“What do you mean that you froze up?! What happened to the plan?” Gareth asked incredulously, Eddie was sure if he wasn’t Gareth’s boss, he would be being strangled right now. He and Gareth had stayed up late planning the ultimate guide to asking out a hot barista. “So you’re telling me, you wussed out and ended up ordering a coffee that you don’t even like?” Gareth pointed towards the cup in Eddie’s hand.

“Uh yeah? What does it look like dude? I couldn’t not order something if I was there! I didn’t want to look like I was wasting his time!” This was true, mostly, what happened was that Eddie was a stuttering mess while he ordered the coffee.

Eddie was about to throw the cup away because he wasn’t going to drink it anyway but then he saw something written on the lid.

“Metallica rocks, - B”

He wasn’t sure how he didn’t notice it before, probably because he was trying to still look like he wasn’t feeling like a pathetic wet cat in front of Billy. But even that little reference to the fact he was wearing a Metallica shirt made him feel all gooey inside, because did that mean Billy thought he was maybe, just maybe, kind of cool? And then that meant, Billy was into metal which made him even hotter in Eddie’s opinion.

Eddie hadn’t realised he was staring at the cup until Gareth slammed his hand down on the counter bell. The sharp sound made Eddie jump and drop the cup, the coffee splattering on the floor in a brown mess.

“Dude! What the hell?” Gareth didn’t say anything but pointed to the front of the shop. Then Eddie’s heart leapt into his throat. Billy was standing outside, inspecting the window display. An approving look on his face. Eddie had a gut feeling it was because of the “Back to the 80s” special they had going. Gareth had said that an “80s slasher summer” was popular on TikTok at the moment. Eddie never really got TikTok trends.

Eddie made himself look busy by cleaning up the spilt coffee, hoping that Billy wouldn’t enter the store. Because Eddie wasn’t sure if he’d be able to speak to Billy if he did.

Eddie kept his head down until he had cleared away the mess, Billy was still outside looking at the records in the window. Eddie had two options, 1) keep himself looking busy inside or 2) go out and speak to Billy. He knew which one he wanted to do but was more likely to do the other. Or he could wait until Billy entered the store….

“I can feel you judging me Gareth.” He stated bluntly, knowing that the younger man was at the counter waiting to see what Eddie would do.

“Uh huh,” came bored from the direction of the counter. God, Gareth could be a little asshole at times.

The bell at the door rang as someone entered the store, both Gareth and Eddie turned to see Billy enter the store. Billy had his hands in his pockets, looking like he stepped out of The Lost Boys. Ok, the sleeveless muscle top was even hotter now that he wasn’t wearing an apron. Plus, a dangly earring that Eddie hadn’t noticed before.

“Uh, hey?” Billy waved a hand, probably feeling awkward since he had two pair of eyes on him. What was this a three-way Mexican standoff?

Something must be possessing Eddie because he felt like he was on autopilot as he asked Billy if he needed any help today and led him around the store. Billy was quiet and made little hmm-ing noises occasionally. Either Eddie was super fucking boring or he had a feeling that Billy was feeling just as awkward as him. If he was, he was better at hiding it because Eddie was making a goddamn fool of himself in the worst way.

They finished at the small games section, “Uh, yeah, that’s everything we’ve got. You can… you can, uh, ask if you need any help,” Eddie turned to leave Billy to his own devices when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned around to a pair of big and earnest blue eyes, Billy’s adam’s apple bobbed in his throat as he opened his mouth to speak.

“Eddie, I… I want to,” Billy stuttered in the middle of his sentence, he seemed to be kicking himself mentally for that.

“You want to what?” Eddie spoke quietly, not trying to get his hopes up but his traitorous heart was hammering his chest.

“I want to… no, I’d like to, I’d like to ask you out on a date?” Billy chewed at his bottom lip waiting for Eddie’s reaction.

Eddie felt like someone had turned his world on its head. Billy was asking him out? Oh my god! This was happening? Eddie hadn’t made a bad impression on Billy, to the point where he wanted to go out on a date.

Eddie must’ve been frozen on the spot because his lack of reaction made Billy curl in on himself. Oh god, Eddie come on! Pull yourself together, he thought to himself. Eddie’s seeming like a real asshole the longer he keeps quiet.

“If you don’t want to you can just say so…” Billy sounded so hurt, in turn that made Eddie feel even more awful for not saying anything. Eddie felt his face getting hotter and hotter, he had to say something now.

“Yes! I’d really like to go out on date with you, um, maybe we could catch dinner and a movie?” Eddie tried his best to be sauve, but it probably sounded more like word vomit. But Billy’s face was lighting up in relief, red blush dusting his cheeks.

“You want to? Is 7 tomorrow night ok?” Billy’s eyes were huge and his face was still full of disbelief, like he still couldn’t believe that Eddie had said yes.

“Yeah that would be great,” then Eddie did something impulsive and hugged Billy before he said that he had to get back to work. Billy had to do the same and left the record store looking the happiest Eddie had ever seen him.

Eddie hadn’t realised that Gareth was still there until he spoke, “Look at you, Romeo,” he then snickered when Eddie flipped him off. But even Gareth’s teasing couldn’t dampen Eddie’s mood. And if he spent the rest of the work day dreaming about Billy, that was his own business.

#mungrove #mungrovesummerbingo2023 #billy hargrove #eddie munson #billy x eddie #greyghoul fics

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MY SALTBURN THOUGHTS!!!!!

Here ya go @autumnhymns !!! Under the cut cause this is gonna be long! And spoilers!!!!!

Okay, I watched this purely for Michael and Michael only. I screamed and giggled and voiced my love for him whenever I saw him on screen. I had to pause the movie to admire him in the ‘fookin ask me a sum then!’ scene.

I actually grew a fondness of Felix more than I thought I would! He really was a golden retriever. I didn’t like Farleigh though I just thought of him as arrogant and not likable. That scene with him and the professor talking while Oliver read hit hard cause it reminded me of younger siblings who have to deal with teachers reminiscing on their great older siblings.

Oliver’s lies though kinda made sense???? Cause I get the fact he wanted to be who he wanted to be, but I did not agree with the whole ‘My parents are druggies and the my dad died!’ Thing. I thought it made sense when the stone of Oliver’s dad didn’t actually reach the river cause he wasn’t actually dead. When it was revealed he was alive I actually was thinking the dad would open the door first but the reveal made me chant I knew it I knew it I knew it. The fact everything he said was a lie including the siblings had me thinking, “Of course!”

Though, Felix taking Oliver to his ‘Sober sounding’ mother really irked me. Cause I qiuld never forgive a friend for taking me to visit a relative as close as my mother in the bases that she sounded sober at the time. Though I did kinda appreciate that Felix didn’t want Oliver to go in alone. That made it a smudge better.

The characters I could go on for days over. Pamela and Elspeth have a place in my heart. And I got well surprised when Kitty from BBC Ghosts came on screen, even for a little bit. Michael though was the only motivation I had to watch the movie, but in comparison to the whole thing he’s sort of forgettable.

I noticed Venetias star tattoo, and then I found out Felix has one too and I’m obsessed with these details!

I got all cocky when I found out Oliver killed Felix with the drink and the whole symbolism of Felix dressing like Juliet from Romeo and Juliet I’m obsessed. The Shakespeare throughout I adored!!!!!

I was surprised by the vampire scene cause I thought Venetia said it not Oliver. And I had a whole bought of realisation where the blood came from…

There are so many other pieces of this movie I can pick up and talk on I’m obsessed. I will be getting this on dvd if I can and all merchandise I can. My bank is screwed If they make funko pops

#saltburn #saltburn thoughts #saltburn movie #Oliver quick #Michael gavey #venetia catton #Felix Catton

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tinyhrry · 2 years

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Can you do some sort of Instagram Au with whoever face cannon you would like for y/n and showing Instagrams that y/n would post while Harry is sick and she’s taking care of him on tour? That would be soooo cute and I would love!! :)) thank you!

INSTAGRAM BLURB

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model!yn & singer!harry

fc : jennie kim

hope u like it anon <3

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harryupdates harry’s tour bus has arrived at the venue!!!

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harryfan1 Can you imagine seeing him get off the bus all tired and cuddly because just the thought makes me melt 🥺🥺🥺

harryfan2 AAAAAAHHHHHHH he’s in there probably reading or sleeping 😣

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ynupdates yn was spotted walking to the venue harry is performing at tonight !!

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ynfan1 BABY😭

harryfan1 she’s so adorable look at her smileeeeee 🥹

ynfan2 she was so sweet and she looked so happy! i gave her the funko pop toy and she loved it 💞💞

ynfan3 omg i’m so happy for u 😭😭😭😭 was she alone?

ynfan2 yeah she was alone with a bodyguard, she said harry’s in the tour bus sleeping because he’s not feeling well so she wants him to get all the rest he can before the show 😕

harryfan4 HARRY IS SICK ?!

ynfan5 i’m so excited to see her outfit today

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jefezoff cuddles before show.

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harryfan4 SHUT UPDF

ynfan8 ok jeff i know i’m single.

harryfan11 THEY ARE CUDDLING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

annetwist lovely picture!

mitchrowland sarah and i are cuter

yourinstagram i second this

harrystyles Heyyyyyyyyyy

yourinstagram I MEANT no, baby we are definitely cuter (sorry mitch he won’t drink his lemon water if i didn’t say it.)

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harryupdates harry with the flowers a fan threw on stage !!!!

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harryfan2 the fans gave him flowers because he was sick and wanted to make him happier omg 😭💞💗🌹

harryfan7 and then he said “thank you for these lovely flowers, my girlfriend made me drink lemon water with honey before show so i’m feeling a lot better now thank you” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ynfan5 THEY ARE SO CUTE

harryfan4 my princess

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harryfan9 “i might be a pain in the ass when i’m sick but you love me, sooooo” I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SOMUCHH 😣😣😣🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

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harryfan3 WHAT

harryfan2 DID HE SAY THAT

ynfan2 YES he said it when he was walking backstage with yn after the show and someone heard them bantering 😫😫😫

ynfan6 MY PARENTS

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y/n/nstyles ure cute and all but i’m trying to read my book and ur cute face is distracting me.

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hariboy/l/n you should’ve cuddled me instead, i’m more interesting 🤨

y/n/nstyles no.

mitcheetos this does not make you guys cuter than me and sarah.

hariboy/l/n boo you whore

hariboy/l/n and ANSWER MY TEXT MITCH ROWLAND.

y/n/nstyles harry you’re not sick anymore now i can openly admit that sarah and mitch are cuter 🤷🏽‍♀️

ynmom can’t wait to see you and H tomorrow 💗 miss seeing you on stage @hariboy/l/n 🥰

hariboy/l/n seeeeee you tomorrow mom gonna give you the biggest hug

y/n/nstyles love you mama❤️

#harry styles #harry styles masterlist #harry styles coachella #harry styles fluf #harry styles imagine #harry styles x y/n #harry styles x you #harry styles angst #harry styles smut #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles x reader #harry styles au #harry styles blurb

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supernatural s11e10 the devil in the details (w. andrew dabb)

oh god. a funko pop?? of sam?? this is how we start an episode while sam is in the cage again with lucifer, thin plot to cover product placement. hokay.

SAM Yeah. You’ll taunt me and you’ll, ah, torture me, and I’ll say no. And eventually, sooner than you think, my brother’s gonna walk through that door and kick your ass. LUCIFER Dean? You’re betting on Dean? SAM I always have.

i didn't see rowena colluding with lucifer coming, but it makes sense, which is nice.

LUCIFER We’re in a memory Sam, one of the few good ones from your childhood. By the way, I thought I had Daddy issues, but you, wow! Anyway, I think you recognize the dashing young bean-pole over there.

hey young sam's colin ford grew up! actor is 20 now. haven't seen him since 7x03 with the jewel staite mess

ROWENA Not yours! His! Hell is his! I’m his. So hurt me and what do you think he’ll do to you? CROWLEY Lucifer will never get out of that cell. ROWENA You’re willing to stake your life on that? On Sam Winchester?

that rowena was (bad) dreaming about crowley getting a funko of sam is hurting my brain just a little bit.

CROWLEY And, he’s the devil. ROWENA You say that like it’s a bad thing. CROWLEY Oh, I’m a bad thing. He’s a worse thing. Last time Lucifer went topside you know what he wanted? Death. For you. For me. And every human. And every demon. ROWENA He’s changed. CROWLEY Oh yes, of course. All he needed was the love of a horrible woman.

good one, crowley

...smiting sickness, okay. sure, why not

CASTIEL That explains it. You’re suffering from smiting sickness. DEAN That... that’s a thing? CASTIEL Yeah. The angels... what they did... it released a tremendous amount of energy and there’s fallout, so this whole area is poisoned.

i'll be honest, i forgot about the smiting. that i watched literally 24 hours ago. this is why i need the pre-ep recaps. if i don't write about it, woosh in one ear out the other (which also is an indicator i don't care too much :S)

didn't really wanna relive swan song but here we are.

what, MUSHY MUSIC. i had to go pull up actual 5x22 and it in fact, does NOT have the mushy music in this scene LOL. no score at all until they fall in the hole, and it's not the mushy music melody. iiinteresting. i wondered if the mushy music melody was something i just failed to notice before, now i wonder if i did happen to notice its first appearance.

they also definitely changed the levels on the screams and stuff falling in the hole haha. weird. that all was very strange. like the same scene but different production aesthetics

nice to be able to actually see billie. is that it for her? how about for young sam too? just little pop-in cameo. even got to see adam briefly in the flashback, see guys, we didn't forget him!

i feel like we're in heaven again, this tour of sam's memories with an agenda

LUCIFER This is the worst thing you’ve ever done. SAM Really? LUCIFER After the Leviathans, when your brother was trapped in Purgatory, you were here... with a girl and a dog. You didn’t even bother trying to find him. SAM You know what? Not that I have to defend myself to you, but Dean and I promised we wouldn’t look for each other. LUCIFER Right... and if he never came back you’d be fine. But he did. So you’re not.

we're gonna gloss over the logic on that one. i'm still on the fence, i can defend either position (that it was an in-character choice or not) but i was definitely leaning towards defending sam when it happened

LUCIFER And... so why did you let Dean talk you out of closing the gates of Hell? ‘Cos the old Sam never would’ve done that. Not ever. SAM I didn’t... LUCIFER No wait, here’s my personal favorite, is you doing every stupid thing you could to cure the Mark, even after you knew it would go bad. SAM My brother was dying! LUCIFER Yes! And you’d do anything to save him. And he’d do anything to save you. And that is the problem. Because of this [Lucifer points to Past Sam and Amelia]... you’re so overcome by guilt that you can’t stand to lose Dean again and he could never lose you, and so instead of choosing the world you choose each other, no matter how many innocent people die.

didn't know that was a direct quote from the show, definitely heard that line before though. is that the reason though? guilt from what went down with amelia when dean was in purgatory? i know lucifer is gonna be saying whatever will get sam all messed up but. feels like a weird pressure point

SAM You’re going to lecture me about hurting people? You?

tell him, sam

LUCIFER You know I’m right Sam. You know it! And I know if you’re going to beat the Darkness you have to be ready to die. You have to be ready to watch the people you love die. A long time ago you could have fought the good fight kid, but not anymore. You can’t win this one Sam. You’re just not strong enough. SAM And you are? LUCIFER Hey, snappin' necks and cashin' checks is what I do.

LOL okay. lucifer obviously has an agenda, is he really supposed to what. make sam doubt himself enough that he says yes?

AMBRIEL Well, that's why we're here, right? I'm a number cruncher and you… like I said, I've heard the stories. You help. But Sam and Dean Winchester are the real heroes.

wow, sick burn.

DEAN Where’s Sam? CROWLEY Don’t worry about Sam. DEAN I’m sorry. Have you met me?

very cute, thank you

during this last push lucifer is all up close and brought his voice down to almost a whisper, reminds me of this particular bit that really hit me in 7x02 where hallucifer's voice is trying to wake up sam and it's all soft and sweet and quiet and agh. i really do appreciate mark pellegrino in this role very much, he brings a lot to it and it's all the more threatening and awful because of it

SAM Well, let’s say you gank her... then what? LUCIFER I move to LA... solve crimes?

was lucifer the show airing at this point? LOL apparently the first episode aired 5 days after this spn episode (i watched it when it was airing-ish, but that was a 'will they won't they' that pushed so hard i lost interest after it got picked by whoever because i didn't really care about the procedural aspects lol)

SAM Wrong. Then you go about starting the Apocalypse, again, because you're an old dog and that's your old trick. LUCIFER Okay, first off, you don't know that. Second, even if I did that's better than what she has planned. SAM Is it? Really? 'Cause this is what I think, I think that whoever wins, you or the Darkness, everyone else loses. So, no. My answer is no. This isn't because of Dean, or the past, this is about me having faith in my friends, having faith in my family. We will find a way. I'm ready to die and I'm ready to watch people I love die, but I'm not ready to be your bitch.

haha what a line. little over the top but okay i'll take it

well that little cagematch had some good sam and dean moments, and really like the lighting on that top right one of dean half in red and blue. blah blah fun to paint

castiel sure actin shifty, what's up. oh did someone hitch a ride in cas

LUCIFER Last words? CASTIEL Can you really beat her? LUCIFER I can. CASTIEL Then, yes.

oh for FUCK'S SAKE, CASTIEL. why do they do this. misha trying to act like pellegrino!lucifer, hard pass, too. good grief.

surely rowena doesn't stay dead...?

#supernatural #spnwatch #spn 11x10 #spn clip #spn mushy music #andrew dabb

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are you sure the henry funko pop is referencing that exact scene? he did the same pose and expression when killing the lab guys in the hallway while el was in the closet (heh) and he didn’t have blood on him then.

i dunno—i suppose i’m hesitant to use any kind of marketing or merch, especially funko pops, as proof because they’re made to make money. plus, people thought that mike’s s4 funko pop was a hint that he would get vecna’d because of the position that his hands were in, until someone realized later that it’s referencing when he was looking for people to play dnd with (“but these aren’t your regular dice. they have up to TWENTY SIDES”). it’s just really hard to say for certain what funko poses are directly referencing because it’s often a pose that’s repeated multiple times by the character/actor.

Hey Nonnie!! I absolutely get you, and this was actually something I considered before I made that post.

However…the two scenes are markedly different in a handful of ways.

1) hand positions:

Bloody Henward has that curled-fingers, thumb on top, pointer-finger-extended hand pose. Running Henward’s hand is just splayed straight out, palm/thumb down. The hand on the funko is a very particular shape, one that Running Henward doesn’t do, but that specific massacre Henward does do. There is another Henward who does a similar pose:

but again, its distinctly different. Palm/thumb down. And either way, he’s still in jumpsuit A. He’s still bloody. He should be bloody, regardless.

2) his hair:

Yeah…no. Bloody Henward has that up-and-over swoop with the rest of it curled back. Running Henward’s hair flops straight down on both sides. There’s also a color difference, which is admittedly hard to pick out with the funky lighting.

Here. Same bloody Henward, very much blonde right down to the roots, just like the funko:

versus Running Henward:

Darker, grown out roots, closer to a deep blonde/ashy brown color with lighter tips.

So while I can definitely see what you mean about repeat poses, this specific pose is just that: specific. It’s unique to that scene.

And you’re right! They are made to make money. Blood makes money, especially for villains whose iconic reveal was literally soaked in carnage. He should be bloody. Blood would make more money and generate less confusion. Confusion does not make money.

On top of that, they refuse to capitalize on Henry. If you know ST, then you automatically link Henry with Vecna and 001. So why isn’t his name mentioned at all? ‘Henry Creel’ is iconic!!

It’s genuinely so bizarre to me. All of it.

#asks #henry creel funko pop #stranger things

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juliaxhart · 10 months

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Hii can i request Devils Roll the Dice, Angels Roll Their Eyes this time with Colten Gunn please🩵

Of course! I changed the title to a different lyric, but it’s still the same story I just didn’t want anyone to be confused! I also replaced Danhausen with Mark Sterling so they aren’t too similar :)

Slight Tw: the word murder? Swearing? It gets a tiny bit spicy

Cut the headlights, summer’s a knife

When Ethan invited Colten and Y/n to a toy hunt, Colten immediately said no. However, after way too much persuasion from his girlfriend, he gave in. They pulled up to the store, the pair standing behind Austin as Ethan did his YouTube intro and introducing everyone. Right before they went inside, Colten quickly pressed a quick peck to Y/n’s lips, making her smile for a second before they heard Ethan screaming like he just witnessed a murder. “THANKS GUYS NOW I HAVE TO EDIT THAT OUT!”

“Shit you filmed that?” Colten said through laughter that sounded more like a dying horse. Ethan glared at him and they walked in with Mark leading the group. Austin, Mark and Ethan were all looking around, occasionally picking up an item or two to purchase. Y/n was trying to look around, but Colten wasn’t having any of that. He was craving her attention, doing anything for her to notice him. He grabbed her hand, pressed kisses to her cheek, her neck, her lips, anywhere. Nothing. She didn’t want to mess up Ethan’s filming anymore.

“Babe. I’m trying to look at the funko pops, that is the third time you’ve kissed me in the past two minutes.” She smiled at him. She wasn’t annoyed, she thought he was being adorable, but she really didn’t want to mess up Ethan’s video. “He’s not even filming over here darling, he’s on the other side of the store.”

Only a few moments later, Colten had Y/n pressed against a mostly empty shelf, their lips crashing together as her hands tangle themselves in his hair. “Holy fuck guys- I’m not trying to get demonitized.” Ethan yelled when he turned the corner along with the rest of the group. Colten quickly pulls away, his face was a similar color to the bright red color of the walls. Turns out, Ethan had rounded everyone up to do an outro before they left, but they couldn’t find Colten and Y/n.

They left, Mark took his own car but the Gunns and Y/n drove with Ethan. Colten and Y/n got the backseat, Ethan started driving. “Do you guys have any plans for tonight? I was thinking we could go out for drinks.” Colten immediately cut Austin off, not giving Ethan or Y/n a chance to speak. “Sorry Austin, me and Y/n definitely have some plans later.” Ethan groaned and started driving just slightly over the speed limit to get rid of them faster.

#wrestling fanfiction #aew fanfiction #colten gunn fanfic

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*Ethan was about to speak, but Evelyn interrupted him before he could even make a noise.”

Evelyn: “We were goofin’ around, then this man just said, and I quote, “it’d be cooler if God was a Funko-Pop or something”.”

Ethan: “It would!”

Evelyn: “Ethan, we’re both Christians-“

Ethan: “We’re not baptized.”

Evelyn: “Still, we’re Christians, and you’re the one saying it’d be cool if God was a Funko-Pop.”

Ethan: “Oh, while I’m here, Will is being nice to Sam, did they make up or something?”

Evelyn: “Ethan, I swear to God, if you reveal how much we know about this universe, I’m going-“

Ethan: “You just did by starting to threaten me.”

*Ethan and Evelyn just stand there, clearly annoyed at one another.*

Ethan: “Anyway, I’m assuming this isn’t the canon universe, considering Will didn’t bully Sam and you’re alive, so… This is probably an AU we’re in.”

Sam: WAIT MY DAD DIED!?

Henry: WHAT!?!?!

#wii deleted you #wdy #wii deleted you sam #wdy sam #wii deleted you henry

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tell me about the dragons

Yippee!!!

Yeah boss I will, I have a nice collection. When I say I got these over the years I mean I just kept alot of things from when I was young.

Tumblr fucks up my shit alot when I put things under the read more thingy so lets hope all is well. I also had to switch to the browser in the middle of this to add more pictures so that also adds to my worries yippee. Tumblr is a perfect website.

Anyways lets start strong, this one is a fave of mine. Love the pose, love the colors, classic dragon shape. It sits on my nightstand.

10/10

Up next, another good one. Very beautiful, very powerful.

10/10

This one? The last dragon I bought, latest in the collection. He was in a really odd place, between a bunch of books. And I felt a very strong urge to save him.

10/10

Haven’t really got a new dragon since this one, because these things are getting stupid expensive. Enjoying yourself is slowly becoming a privillage. But lets keep this post light hearted.

This one is from when I was younger. One of the spikes on its back is a button. You press it and the wings and jaw move. Its old tho so the springs don’t work well anymore. It also has bendable legs.

This bad boy guards my manga and very special mcr funko pop.

10/10

These are not dragons, but they are draconic. So they deserve a mention. And they look sick as hell and thats what matters.

10/10

These dudes are very clearly broken, one missing its jaw, the other a leg and both missing their wings. They were gonna be thrown out but I took em in and gave them a home.

They were meant to walk around making loud dragon noises.

10/10

Yeah the pictures says it all. I lost 4 httyd action figures. I’m sure they are in a box somewhere but I didn’t find them so far.

They were 10/10 to me tho. As is any dragon.

Speaking of httyd, heres something I didn’t lose. A toothless funko pop and bootleg plush.

10/10.

This is Murdoc, he quickly became a fave. His shape is perfect. Saw him in the last moment, epic find.

10/10

it seems I have to switch to the browser to add more pictures oh for fucks sake.

Videogame dragons!! Thats my good friend Spyro! My good time boy! And the ender dragon! Did you know her name is Jean? You do now!

And of course, before you ask, I am looking for a Spyro plush.

10/10 and 10/10

A pop out pet. I got this one many years ago so idk if they are still relevant anywhere but the ideea was that its 3 toys in one, and you just switch them inside out. Mine is fantasy themed, it has a dragon, an unicorn and a phoenix. Of course I keep it as the dragon. It became a little lumpy over the years.

10/10

Big boy. Massive. Old as fuck too I don’t remember when or how I got this guy. I just know they are loved.

10/10.

Uhh these guys. I got the small ones from 3 different people. And the big guy from my mom. I never told any of them about this because the more dragons the better.

10/10, 10/10, 10/10 aaand 10/10.

I almost forgot about him but, Mega Charizard X who is a dragon type so at least poor Charizard has that going on every now and then.

This mega evolution is one of my fave pokemon. Yes the mega evolution specifically. Shut up.

10/10

And here is the dragonology book who was doing the hard work in those pictures. Aswell as the page it was open on, which is about diffrent colored dragons.

I’m also on the lookout for the famous dragonology book so I can be part of the cool kids.

wait I forgot a dragon. This guy!! Love his tail! 10/10

#ask #mine #dragons

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The Day Blue Got His College Roommate - a Dick Figures fanfic

Blue arrived in his college dorm room. He felt a breath of fresh air as he walked in. He decided to move to a new college after living with his mother for the past eighteen years. This was the moment he deserved and his chance to make friends. He couldn’t resist the troubles he went through in his teen years.

He opened his traveling case and removed his clothes, toiletries, and game consoles. As a young child, Blue’s mother insisted him to dress formally because according to her, casual clothing was associated with the devil. Since he didn’t live with his mother anymore, he planned on wearing skinny jeans and blue Converse sneakers instead.

Blue arranged his bedsheets on the mattress and hung his calendar of the U.S.S. Enterprise above the frame. He placed his Funko Pop of Worf on the desk and placed his notebooks and pencils into its drawers. He tried to avoid thinking of his mother as he organized his area. At this moment, his roommate knocked on the door.

“What’s taking you so long?” said the voice from outside. “I want to have sex with you.”

A long, unkempt mop of fiery red hair burst through the dorm. An emo bang stood out from a red backwards cap. He wore a black sleeveless tee and torn jeans. This appeared to be an immediate sign of danger for Blue.

His roommate had brought a red sleeping bag and a worn-out backpack with him. He tossed the bag onto the mattress and didn’t care if he made a mess or not. He just wanted to prepare for school as soon as possible.

“You seem familiar,” said Blue. “When was the last time I saw you?”

“When we were 13, I guess,” said the redhead. “I remember when you had tiny boobs.”

Blue took out a photo from his case and saw an image of his mother and three children. He frowned at the picture and recalled his memories of being a small girl.

“Why are you still calling me a girl?” said Blue. “I’m a boy for Christ’s sake. Do you think I’m a girl because of my hair?”

Red noticed his roommate’s long blue curls. To him, that must be a girl.

“You definitely look and sound like one,” said Red. “This year, I’ll have sex with ten thousand ladies. And a few guys as well.”

Blue stared at his roommate. “College isn’t about getting ladies. It’s more important for you to get a bachelor’s degree and a full-time job.”

“I already have a job. Fucking tons of bitches.”

“Sex doesn’t sound like a good job. You obviously didn’t go to high school, did you?”

“Of course I don’t,” said Red. “I love getting laid.”

“Listen, Red. I’m struggling with depression right now. My father is dead, and my mother doesn’t give a shit. If only I needed help for this.”

“Why don’t you try some beer and see what happens?” asked Red.

Beer? The idea of drinking haunted Blue. He never tasted it before, and only heard of it through commercials on his uncle’s TV.

“I’m definitely not drinking beer today,” said Blue. “I was raised in a Catholic family and went to a private school. My mom thinks I’ll die if I touch it.”

“Come on, Blue. You won’t die if you touch beer. If a giant robot attacks our building, drink beer. If King Kong climbs the largest skyscraper—”

“Please don’t get me into this. I’d rather study and play video games.”

“Just shut your mouth and drink beer. It’s good for you”

Blue was still having doubts about this mysterious drink. If his mom saw him drinking beer, she would punish him. He felt she would take away his belongings and pressure him to roll around in the mud with pigs. At least he had an annoying roommate to deal with.

He couldn’t believe what he saw when he peeked into one of the pockets of Red’s backpack. It was full of softcore porn magazines and 1980’s cassette tapes. A pack of cigarettes lay in the pencil pouch. Red was obviously too young to own any of these. How could his life be so messy and careless?

He opened another pocket. An entire supply of beer cans awaited him. Blue hesitated; he didn’t want to piss off his deeply religious mother. As he browsed through the cans, he wondered why on Earth a young man his age would own a full stash.

“How much beer do you have?” asked Blue.

“Over ten thousand,” said Red. “That shows how awesome I am.”

“I only see twelve. You’re clearly stretching yourself.”

Blue took out a can from his roommate’s backpack. He could sense the fear he faced as a child when his mother warned him not to drink it. He was afraid of how his mother pressured him to join a religious school where he wasn’t allowed to display his true gender. He was afraid of the trauma he experienced when his mother insulted him for trying to act like a boy.

He glanced at the expiration date which read June 12. Today was September 9.

“That beer’s expired!” said Blue. “You clearly can’t read. You can’t even store it properly!”

“I don’t own a refrigerator! That’s why I keep my beer warm!”

“Then how do you get all that money to buy these porn magazines? You purchased a fake ID, didn’t you?”

“I’ve been doing this since I was sixteen!” exclaimed Red.

“Sixteen?” Blue felt worried. “That’s way below the legal drinking age. How did you get into this?”

“One time, I was captured by an evil scientist who told me to try something and I got crazy feelings from it. I got so used to it that I—”

“I’ve had enough of your bullshit,” said Blue. “Do you have anything else to make me feel better?”

“You could watch porn.”

Blue sighed. “I’m not attracted to boobs. I made one friend who was a girl, but was never attracted to her. I only cared about her personality. Unless—”

He looked into his case which was still halfway full. He looked through his batch of crappy horror films from the 1960’s and 70’s. These were the only ones his mother allowed him to watch as a teenager.

He picked out a movie and held it in his hand. “Let’s watch a cheesy movie instead. It’s more appropriate for the college. Trust me, we don’t want anyone catching us.”

“Wait, our school doesn’t allow porn?” said Red. “I wanted to see boobs.”

“You’ll get boobs when you attend your classes. Now why don’t we go watch a damn movie?”

“Fine. I won’t annoy you this time.”

Blue finished emptying his case and left the dorm. He brought the movie with him.

“You seemed smarter when I first met you.”

#dick figures #red #blue #fanfic

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