#galion headcanons

[growingingreenwood]

Btw, did ferdam and galion ever get married to someone in your fics? 'cause I was rereading Loyalty, and in chapter 5 there is an elleth that seems to get Galion's attention, but we never hear (as far as I can remember) what happened (or if anything) between them.

And also we never hear about anyone that Ferdan might be interested, is he asexual/aromantic or smth? It seems to fit him ngl

Nope, they haven't! I’m genuinely not sure if I’ve ever posted anything about what happens with her, I know I’ve outlined it somewhere in my journals and stuff but it's getting so hard to remember exactly what details have made it into my writing. (Especially with Snippets)  But basically, nothing ends up happening between them. Galion becomes way too focused on looking after Thranduil/Legolas/Everyone else to pursue anything romantic after the fall of Amon Lanc, so she ends up kind of being a fleeting crush more or less. I will probably never write it but I think it's likely that Galion would get married in Valinor after everybody is all reunited and on their way to healing.  

Good guess!! Ferdan is indeed Asexual and Aromantic. His romantic and sexual preference is literally “No thanks, I’m good.” Instead he’s found a platonic life partner in Thranduil and through extension, Galion and Mereneth. Plus, he’s got all of his ‘kids’ to look after for the rest of eternity.

#answered asks #Haleigh speaks #tolkien headcanons #Haleighs greenwood #galion headcanons #Galion #Ferdan headcanon #Tolkien OC's #Tolkien #Silvan Elves

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

You know, I'm a huge fan of mirkwood elves being considered creepy and downright terrifying by almost everyone on Middle Earth, even by other elves. Your headcanons of them being nocturnal and eating the fuckin spawn of ungoliant of all things add on to this, sooo, can I have some incorrect quotes about some scary elves?

As asked for, some incorrect quotes:

Legolas: *starting to gut the spider carcasses after a skirmish*

The twins, who are visiting: what are you doing?!

Legolas: look, we can share if you want-

~~~~~

*in Imlardis*

The twins: *throw the curtains wide open* good morning!

Legolas: *hisses* wHAT DEVILISH CONTRAPTION-

~~~~~~~~~

Elrond: *talking about how food is scarce atm in Imlardis*

Thranduil: *pauses* you kill dozens of orcs on the regular, and you still don’t have enough food?

~~~~~~~~~

Faramir: I heard that those elves of Mirkwood will eat anyone and anything they deem an enemy.

Aragorn: oh, that’s an exaggeration-

Legolas:......

Aragorn: that’s an exaggeration, right legolas-

~~~~~~~~~~

Legolas: you two are like the sun

The twins: awww, thank you-

Legolas: a nuisance.

~~~~~~~~~~

Legolas: look if you’re stupid enough to challenge my people, you get eaten if you loose. That’s the rules of engagement.

~~~~~~~~~~

Thranduil: nighttime is Funtime

*silvans cackling in the distance as they slaughter all who cross their path*

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thranduil: of course I would never hurt a tree! They are Eru’s gift to the universe!

Thranduil: you, however-

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Galion: oh, the noldor are always like “oh no! The darkness! By god what will we do when there are no farms! The night is so scary”

Galion: bitch, what do you think life was like before ya’ll came?

~~~~~~~~~~~

Legolas: Eru may judge me, but honestly, fuck him.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Legolas: *dragging a spider corpse* life’s too short to care about other people’s opinions-

Aragorn: you’re immortal!

Legolas: fine, life’s too long to care about other people’s opinions. Happy?

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Glorfindel: alright, looks like- wHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

Arwen:*snacking on a spider leg* this is really good!

Legolas, vibrating with excitement: I know, right!?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*in valinor post lotr*

Gandalf: ok, Thranduil has finally sailed, which means I need to get out of here before he catches me because he will definitely eat me for endangering his son-

Thranduil: hello, Gandalf!

Gandalf: *incoherent screaming*

#silvans #silvan elves #incorrect tolkien quotes #lord of the rings #thranduil #lotr #legolas #mirkwood #the hobbit #greenwood the great #the silvans genuinly don’t give a fuck about other people’s opinions #they aren’t mad at the noldor for the silmaril debacle #honestly they aren’t that cross with them at all #they are a bit peeved at how they came in and said ‘mine now’ about the land #without consulting literally anyone though #but eh #they believe karma has paid it’s due #except for Galadriel #honestly the silvans of Greenwood do not like her #anyway #the silvans are half a step away from being eldritches #Legolas will fight Eru and the valar in the back parking lot of a Denny’s with no hesitation #the valar: we are the gods #the silvans: sounds fake

[sotwk]

Thranduil's love of wine

If you’ve watched The Hobbit films enough times (or simply engaged regularly with Thranduil posts on Tumblr), you will surely have noticed that in multiple scenes, the Elvenking is seen with a wine goblet in his hands. In the book, a good amount is written about the Elvenking’s wine cellar, the inventory management process for his wines, and from where his favorite vintage is sourced. His “wine manager”, the butler Galion, is named in the book, whereas the name Thranduil does not appear even once.

It is likely Thranduil’s Wine was given a prominent role in The Hobbit mostly as a plot device to give Bilbo and the dwarves a means of escape. However, I don’t believe Tolkien made characterization choices randomly, so I would like to propose a few headcanons that link Thranduil’s seeming obsession with wine with certain aspects of his history.

What is the deal with Thranduil and wine? Does he have a drinking problem? Is he truly a wine snob? Does he have an iron liver?

Why does King Thranduil value wine so greatly?

Wine was used in his healing and recovery process after the War of Wrath. That unspeakably terrible war was a mass casualty event (to say the least), and Thranduil was among the young elves to suffer horrific injuries. The Hobbit movies depict him sustaining deadly burns from dragonfire, and although it failed to kill him, the burns would have required advanced Elvish healing and many years of painful recovery. Now consider this: if warriors from Valinor came to fight in the decades-long war, it would make sense that healers accompanied them as well. That would include some of the Maiar.

A Maia undertook the task of saving Thranduil’s life, likely one who served under Estë (healer of hurts), under whom Queen Melian also once served, which makes a neat little Doriathian connection. That unnamed Maia used their powers to heal Thranduil’s battle injuries--flesh burns, poisoning, damage to muscle and organs--and succeeded in eliminating nearly all physical signs of damage. But what did they use for anesthesia and pain management? A potent liquid akin to very, very strong wine. Thranduil consumed that wine while under the Maia’s care, and for a period afterward to aid in his recovery. It gave him strength and comfort during an extremely traumatic time in his life, and he never forgot its taste.

Thranduil has craved that same “wine” ever since. Sadly, since it was a product of Valinor, it is nowhere to be found on Middle-earth. His yearning for the taste of that specific libation has led him to search all the lands for any drink that could come close to matching it. He does not seek it obsessively as an addict would, but as one might ache for a fond but elusive memory from one’s childhood. His quest for the “Maia’s wine” and distaste for liquors that don’t live up to it, has led people to see him as a “wine snob”.

The Dorwinion wine is the closest he has gotten to tasting that special drink again. Early in the Third Age, Thranduil discovered the strong wine from this region and immediately initiated trade with Dorwinion to guarantee a regular supply of it. It became known as the Elvenking’s “special wine”, because it is reserved primarily for his consumption, and is offered only to special guests (e.g. Bard). On occasions of feasting, he orders enough wine to share with his people, but it is often too strong for other elves to drink much of.

Thranduil has had a very high tolerance for alcohol since he was young (likely as a result of consuming that drink from Valinor), and has almost never gotten drunk. He drinks the Dorwinion wine recreationally and on a daily basis, but noticeably consumes more of it in times of stress. The alcohol helps calm and comfort him to a degree, but does not impact his mental state.

Finally, on a less complicated and more light-hearted note, another simple reason why Thranduil loves wine is because he has a history of being a “party prince”. He has always enjoyed hosting and attending dinners and feasts, and values good food and drink in the company of friends. (This dialed back considerably after the death of his wife, but in the years before that, he was known for being a sought-after party guest.) He has a natural fondness for wines of all varieties, and not just the Dorwinion. To him, sharing a cup of wine with someone is a simple but genuine gesture of friendship.

#thranduil oropherion #king of mirkwood #king thranduil #the elvenking #mirkwood #the hobbit #thranduil headcanons #thranduil fanfiction #lotr elves

[weezlbot]

What your favorite character from The Hobbit says about you

Some of these are only from the movies, sorry about that. 

Bilbo: You’re gay and you consider him representation. Or you only ever liked those YA books with a “sassy” male protagonist. Or you’re not very affected by secondhand embarrassment and love to see a pampered city boy out of his element. One of the three. 

Thorin: You love a good descent into madness. You’re either very strong willed yourself, or you aspire to be. You like to think of yourself as sound in your morals, leaderly and strong willed, but it verges into mulishness or bossiness at times. 

Fili: You wish you had a twin. Responsibility weighs heavy on you. You probably have been told to uphold your family’s reputation at some point, and you take this seriously. 

Kili: You’re probably an elf-fucker yourself. Like the Ori lovers, you love innocence--these world-weary old men don’t do it for you. You’re easily swayed by charismatic men.

Gloin: You prefer LOTR. Gimli is like a son to you and you don���t like his characterization in the movies. 

Oin: Healing makes you soft. You might want to be fathered yourself. Either that, or you have an Affliction that you wish someone would help you with.

Ori: Youthfulness and innocence and gentleness make a good person. You may aspire to this yourself. 

Nori: You have problems with authority. You might have had previous run ins with the law. Despite this, you aren’t cruel--you don’t want to hurt anyone, really, you just live your life on different terms than other people do. 

Dori: You consider yourself a third parent to your younger siblings, or you consider yourself parented by your older siblings. Either way, you crave siblinghood.

Bofur: Like the Kili lovers, you are easily moved by charismatic men. Unlike the Kili lovers, you prefer the flirtatiousness of an experienced lad. You probably use humor as a cope and you love to laugh. 

Bifur: You use humor as a cope. Even when it’s not appropriate. Comic relief characters are better than everyone else. 

Bombur: Your favorite character in LOTR was Fredegar “Fatty” Bolger. You’ll yell at anyone who says that they don’t find big bodies attractive, or you’ll seriously consider it. You like food and want to eat, like, all the time.

Dwalin: You love a grouchy old warrior with a secret heart of gold! It’s your favorite trope ever. You’re also probably a bit submissive when in relationships. 

Balin: You prefer the book to the movies. You long for the kindliness and wisdom of a loving grandfather. 

Gandalf:  You like smart guys. Younger you made edits highlighting the “sassiness” of your favorite character. Maybe you still do it now. You probably have granddaddy issues.

Elrond: You just want to be hugged. For a very long time. And the notoriously gentle Elven-lord is the perfect candidate. Like the Oin lovers, you may have an Ailment that you wish someone would be able to aid you with. 

Beorn: You might be a furry, but you’re repressed about it. You might have reclusive tendencies. Unlike most recluses, you’re not as bookish--you prefer traveling, wandering, and seeing new and interesting places. You prefer nature to cityscapes. 

Thranduil: Don’t lie. He’s only your favorite because you want to face his great Northern Serpent. Either that, or you like his woodsy aesthetic.

Legolas: You have an elf kink. You like fight scenes the best. You have daddy issues, probably. You might also lust for Tauriel. 

Tauriel: You probably are a dwarf-fucker. Either that, or you want to find her in the midst of her grief for Kili and... comfort her. Or you’re a 13-16 year old girl. 

Galion: Books > movies, always. You also love making headcanons. You like alcohol. Maybe to a problematic extreme. 

Feren: Once again, you love to make headcanons. You probably wish you were him, in the sense of being subservient to Thranduil and Legolas. 

Bard: Your favorite LOTR character is Aragorn. You probably favor his characterization in the movies. Civic-mindedness is a trait you value, in yourself and others. 

Any one of the Bardlings: You wish Bard was your dad. You may have daddy issues, or you’re just in need of a hug. 

The master of Laketown: You like to think you can fix men. You think “bootlicker” is a slur. 

Alfrid: You probably unironically listen to Weezer. 

Smaug: You’re a furry. Or a scaly. Or both. Or you want to roll around in gold coins like he does. 

#what your favorite character says about you #the hobbit #lotr #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #fili #kili #gloin #oin #ori #nori #dori #bofur #bifur #bombur #dwalin #balin #gandalf #elrond #beorn #thranduil #tauriel #galion #feren #bard the bowman #sigrid #bain #tilda #the master of laketown #alfrid

[galadrielspeaks]

thranduil (this is a threat)

THRANDUIL!!!!!

Sexuality Headcanon: overall I think he’s “straight” because he’s only loved one person (his wife) and she’s a woman. BUT if i squint my eyes really REALLY hard i can kind of see the vision of him having a super short one time heat of the moment kiss or fling with Bard. if i squint RLLY RLLY hard yeah! so like hetero-flexible maybe. sexuality and gender of elves are hard JNFNDJSJ

Gender Headcanon: just like the dwarfs i believe the elves live beyond the gender binary (especially mirkwood elves) but i think he identifies as male / leans towards masculinity

A ship I have with said character: I feel like he was really happy with his wife :( him and his wife for sure <3

A BROTP I have with said character: I think he and Galion are better friends than people think because how else would that elf find the confidence to get shitfaced with his King’s drink 😭 i think that they’ve been together since Doriath <3 :)

A NOTP I have with said character: Elrond :( i’m sorry it just feels like a bit like HUH. I don’t really see anybody shipping Thranduil with anyone though but sometimes I’ll stumble across an Elrond x Thranduil and it throws me off a little :/

A random headcanon: This is less about him and more about his wife, but I headcanon he married a Silvan elf. Both for love 🥹 and also because ngl it would be politically fortuitous for him to. This is so engraved in my head that fics / content where Legolas’ mother isn’t Silvan throw me off JDJFJDKSKS I feel like Oropher would be pleased with his line merging into Silvan culture so fully like that, given that he wanted to integrate into their culture already. And though he died before Legolas was born i think he would be very excited at the prospect of his half-sindar half-silvan existence. I also head-canon that he has a stronger connection to the forest than his father Because of his wife :D she taught him how to connect with it properly.

General Opinion over said character: I. Love Thranduil. Like genuinely he is like, my favourite character i think. Which is crazy for me to say because I love many of the LOTR characters but I’ll be damned if Thranduil isn’t the character that I am the most in awe of. I think I just admire his persistence in the face of darkness. I mean cmon the dude has no ring of power and has been defending his kingdom for centuries like yes he’s been losing ground but considering his enemy was literally SAURON himself yeah i give my props to him. Especially because he maintained celebration and joy and his connections to his people and to his forest. Very big fan of the fact Thranduil gets a bit silly sometimes drinks too much wine and actively enjoys his people’s merry-making. Love it!

#YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY THREATENED ME! #ask game #nyatrickstump #thrandiul #ask

[ao3feed-thehobbit]

Lost in arda

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/dPuwUEn

by Manikarnikasnakesofindiasursesaji

When a young dancer from Chennai who is the heir of many kingdoms from india falls into arda, she causes a lot of confusion and blunders .

Words: 497, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Half elf, half maia but shudh desi

Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/M

Characters: Thranduil (Tolkien), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Haldir of Lothlórien, Galion (Tolkien), Meludir (Hobbit Movies), Galadriel | Artanis, Elrond Peredhel, Celeborn (Tolkien), many of my ocs

Relationships: Thranduil (Tolkien)/Original Female Character(s)

Additional Tags: A lot of desi stuff, Bharathanatyam, The headcanons and inspo for some chapters will be posted on tumblr

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/dPuwUEn

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #the hobbit

[androgynoussublimeangel]

As someone who has worn skin tight leather pants lemme tell ya, your underwear options are either skin tight panties, thongs or none.

So all I can imagine is in the locker rooms of burning rescue is Galo glancing over at Lio after changing only to see Lio slipping off his pants to reveal a pair of scanty undies cupping his peachy little bum and Galo is just like: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈░ ⊚ ◯ ⊚ ░🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

#promare #lio #lio fotia #galo #galo thymos #galio #galion #infernal galio #gay #promare fic #promare fanart #promare lio #promare galo #mad burnish #headcanon #galo x lio

[aeonianarchives]

Masterlist

Note: I don't always keep my masterlist up to date but i try

Masterlist Update coming soon all Incorrect quotes and Fics I have posted will soon be on here.

want to be added to a Taglist: Here

Request/Ask Rules

ANNOUNCMENT: This masterlist will be deleted, and replaced by a new one as soon as i finish making it.

Incorrect Quotes

Middle Earth:

Middle Earth Incorrect quote + headcanon: 1

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes: 2

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 3

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 4

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 5

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 6

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 7

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 8

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 9

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 10

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 11

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 12

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 13

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 14

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 15

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 16

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 17

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 18

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 19

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 20

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 21

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 22

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 23

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 24

Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes 25

Fëanorian's on Crack | Episode 1

Fëanorian's on Crack | Episode 2

Fëanorian's on Crack | Episode 3

Marvel:

Marvel Incorrect Quotes Ft. Y/N : 1

Oneshots (fanfiction)/Imagines/Headcanons:

Middle earth:

Imladris Elves:

Lindir:

Lembus fluff

He's Half my Soul as the poets say, he's my whole world fluff

Dandelion Obsession

No other place i'd rather be than by your side.

Jealousy (queenstarlight kinda Request)

Assuming Makes an Ass out of both of us Polyamory, Queue

Elrond:

Fairman's Bet fluff

Assuming Makes an Ass out of both of us Polyamory, Queue

Elladan: Smuag's Daughter

Elrohir:

Erestor: In-between Bookshelves

Where do we go from here | Part 2 | | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 (eunoiaastralwings request)

Gildor:

Third Age Glorfindel:

Take these broken wings and learn to fly | Part 2 | Same sex couple, TW, Angst

Greenwood Elves:

Oropher:

Thranduil:

Childishly lovely

Legolas:

The Fourth Hunter

A Warrior on Either arm Polyamory, Queue

To Learn a Language for Love fluff

Annoying Fondness (Anon Request)

Feren:

Friends with Fire tw

A Quite Night alone with you

Galion:

Elros the Guard:

Lothlórien Elves:

Haldir:

A Warrior on Either arm Polyamory, Queue

Archery Lesson

Gondolin Elves:

Ecthelion:

Dear Fellow Traveler

Galdor:

Egalmoth:

Maeglin:

Glorfindel:

Duilin:

'Best' Archer fluff

Rog:

Fëanorian Elves:

Fëanor:

Maedhros:

Maglor:

Celegorm:

Caranthir:

Curufin:

Amrod:

Amras:

Nargothrod Elves:

Finrod:

Gwindor:

Ñolofinwë Elves:

Turgon: Fingon:

What was the Universe again (a-contemplation-upon-flowers Request)

Lament of a God

Fingolfin:

Misc:

Gil-Galad:

Thorin Oakenshield:

Kili:

Aragorn:

Smaug**(only write Platonically):

Friends With Fire TW**

Other:

Character X Character:

Middle Earth:

Fëanorian's bringing up there children series:

Times Like These Really Make Fond Memories

Tolkien Oc's: Here [Attention: Link to my shit posting account where I keep my Oc's]

Misc:

MY FANDOM RECIPE MASTER LIST CAN BE FOUND: Here

Star Trek: >>> Moved to @im-a-doctor-not-a-dragonslayer

Data:

Fall into your Gravity

Announcement: Marvel Is currently moving to a Different Blog and Star Trek Has already moved to @im-a-doctor-not-a-dragonslayer

Star Trek Masterlist: Here

A/N: I write for any of these characters feel free to requests for them.

#masterlist #aeonian's masterlist #jrr tolkien #tolkien #middle earth #lotr #lord of the rings #silmarillion #hobbit

[mismaeve]

*slides you two dollars under the table* hey…ya got any Thranduil and his wifey headcanons?

-possum aka ringwasntevenpretty

*takes the money* Ya bro, I’ll hook you up no problem

- she is truly loved and adored by everyone because of her sweet and nurturing personality

- she’s definitely the mom of the kingdom and it’s people

- it’s common knowledge that Thranduil cannot defeat her when sparring

- I’m fact, he can’t beat her anywhere. Her word is the LAW

- when it comes to parenting, Thranduil is the one who gets sent to the shame-corner. Like all the time

- in her eyes, Legolas, her baby boy and pride and joy, can do no wrong

- she makes sure Galion is properly paid and then some for having to deal with her husband and his ✨moods✨

- she has weekly wine evenings with Elrond where they gossip and get hammered

- she secretly LOVES Thrandy’s drama and just lives for it

#I freaked out #was not expecting this #Thranduil’s wife

[redbootsindoriath]

Observations made while reading The Hobbit after taking like a two year break, Chapters 6-9

I love the moments in Tolkien’s books where it just casually mentions animals talking, or objects being sentient, and then moves on without further comment.

I would give a lot to be able to fly on the back of one of those eagles.

Tolkien, to C.S. Lewis: “You should keep your story universe believable and not so childish.” Also Tolkien, writing The Hobbit: “The dogs could stand on their hind-legs when they wished, and carry things with their fore-feet.  Quickly they got out boards and trestles from the side walls and set them up near the fire...”

The fact that the movies added all sorts of extra comedic and outlandish stuff but didn’t include the bears’ dance outside Beorn’s house kind of ticks me off.  It sounds so cool...

Unpopular opinion: Mirkwood sounds like a really cool place to visit.

The fact that after Bombur woke up he had forgotten everything that had happened so far on the adventure is...really eerie to me somehow.

“No sooner had the first of them stepped into the clearing than all the lights went out as if by magic.” ..........okay but was it by magic??  Is this something I should be including in my wood-elves headcanons, or were there actually elves standing by the torches, elves whose sole job it was to put out the lights in the unlikely event of someone coming into the clearing, whom the dwarves just failed to notice?

So what exactly are the rules of what the Ring makes invisible?  The spiders can see Sting when Bilbo uses it but now when it’s in its sheath, so does it have something to do with the percentage of surface contact with the person wearing the Ring.....?

Tolkien: “What was [Bilbo] to do?  If he cut the string which hung him up, the wretched dwarf would tumble thump to the ground a good way below.” Peter Jackson: “Haha dwarf go thump bump.”

Fili had to cut off most of his beard because it was full of spider silk.  Poor guy didn’t even have a long beard to begin with in the movie, he must have pretty bad luck when it comes to facial hair.

Thranduil being particularly fond of wine is....from the book, not from the movie.  I can’t believe I forgot about that.

Where’s the Galion fanfiction?  He has just enough personality (and attitude) in the book that you’d really expect him to be a more popular character.

#the man the myth the legends #beowulf except everybody is short #don't mind me #/end classification tags #this series continues #to the regret and annoyance of all #it is taking me SO LONG to get through this book #2021 has been really weird so far #things keep coming up and i keep getting distracted

[growingingreenwood]

Hii!! I was reading your stories and the thought came to me: did thranduil, ferdan, galion and oropher took part in the war of wrath in your stories? if they did, I would love to hear what part each of them took in it!

Hello!! Thank you for reading and for reaching out!   Tolkien never tells us if any of the surviving Sindar from Doriath take part in the War of Wrath (at least not that I could find) but in my little headcanons they absolutely 100000% took part in the War of Wrath, I just have never written anything about it tbh. (Although, Galion would not have ‘fought’ in the War of Wrath at all. He’s adamant that he is not, and will never be a soldier. But I’m sure he found a plethora of other helpful duties to keep himself occupied with.)

Thingol dies and Melian flee’s to Valinor in F.A 503, the Second Kinslaying and Fall of Menegroth happens in F.A 506, the bulk of the survivors escaped to Sirion. Which is the site of the Third Kinslaying in 538. By the time the War of Wrath is ready to start in F.A 545, Oropher and his boys had just gone through such relentless loss that: 

Revenge in any capacity probably seemed mighty attractive. 

What else did they have to lose at this point?  

If they survived thus far, they might as well die trying to actually make some sort of difference. And if by some miracle they happened to survive the War of Wrath too, well, then that was the world's problem. 

I also think that Oropher & thus Thranduil, Ferdan, and Galion would have felt compelled to join the fight among Círdan’s host out of remaining love, friendship, and loyalty to him. As Círdan was one of the awakened elves alongside Thingol (Elwe) and in my personal headcanons, Oropher. Even though Círdan developed a fairly close relationship with the Noldor, he remained loyal to Thingol until his death in F.A 503, even going so far as to warn Thingol about the dishonesty surrounding the reason why the Noldor had arrived back to Middle Earth. It’s likely that especially Oropher and Thranduil (but perhaps to a lesser extent those that followed them) would have seen supporting Círdan in the War of Wrath as one final way to serve and honor King Thingol. 

Lastly, all of those reasons aside, sitting by in leisure and letting everybody else try and do something about the evil threatening to destroy the entire world simply is not their style.

I hope this answered your question! :)

#answered asks #Haleigh speaks #thranduil headcanons #oropher headcanon #silmarillion headcanons #silmarillion #war of wrath #War of Wrath headcanon #First age #Oropher #Thranduil #Tolkien OC: Ferdan #tolkien headcanons #JRR Tolkien #silm #haleighs greenwood #the silm fandom

[teenfreaker]

HEADCANON - Who og How do they love? (SFW)

BILL WEASLEY:

- Bill is straight, he hasn’t been with a lot of women since starting work as a curse breaker, even though he’s definitely a hunk, and has received many offers.

- He was bicurious in his last few years at Hogwarts, but never told anyone. Not until Charlie started questioning his sexuality and came crying and confused to his big brother.

- He’s everyone’s favorite ally. Anyone pick on one of his siblings or their friends due to their gender identity or sexuality? May Merlin help you.

- Is a beautiful man and he knows it. But after meeting, and later marrying, Fleur, he’s just not interested in anyone else. He’s completely Fleursexual, and yes his brothers tease him about it. Ginny thinks it’s romantic and did send a bad boogey Fred’s way once, since he couldn’t keep his cake hole shut.

CHARLIE WEALSEY:

- Charlie is.. well he doesn’t really know how to define himself. At least until after he had a breakdown, and then a very serious conversation with his biggest hero big brother.

- He likes both men and women, but doesn’t want or need the whole romance or family part. He’s got all the family he needs in his parents, siblings and later on all the tiny adorable children his siblings makes. He eventually becomes the cool uncle, that will absolutely teach those children things, they are NOT supposed to know!

- After George and Angelina started dating, and later became official in the eyes of the family, Charlie and Molly had a fight unlike most seen in the family before. It started with Molly once again trying to set Charlie up and saying she wanted him “settled and with a family”. It ended with Charlie storming out of the Burrow in dead cold night, promising to never return unless she would just let it go. To accept that Charlie had never, and would never want, the whole romance and family thing. It took a few weeks but they eventually had a long conversation that mended the wound. Molly and Charlie are now thick as thieves and Molly supports his choices unconditionally.

- Refers to the dragons he takes care of, as his children. Feel free to try and change my mind. It won’t work.

PERCY WEASLEY:

- Percy was actually very busy during their Hogwarts years. As much as they loves knowledge and learning, they are apperently a magnet for girls and boys equally.

- Percy is bisexual, but leans more towards women than men. When they marries, they never steps a foot out of line. To them, marriage is a sacred and religious thing, and they will not break it by being an idiot.

- Percy has another secret, one most don’t know, or didn’t until after Charlie and Molly’s fight. Percy doesn’t identify as male, they identifies as non-binary, but prefers the more masculine look, usually a slightly more professional version of Lupins sweater or robes looks. It was a big shock for the family, but they quickly embraced it. There were some slip-ups, but those were most often apologized for at once, especially if Molly saw or heard it.

- Winds up dragging the children to Pride, and later becomes the uncle (their preference) in which all the next generation goes to for advice.

FRED WEASLEY: (HE LIVES!!)

- bisexual all the way! He came out while drunk, and no one took him seriously, until he one day was hurrying to get ready for work while his family was in the shop. He had had a boyfriend over, and kissed him goodbye in front of everyone. Needless to say jaws were dropped and a few galions made their way around the Weasley family.

- Eventually marries said boyfriend in the backyard of the Burrow, and eventually adopts 2 children with his husband.

- A day after Fred came out, after the whole kiss the boyfriend thing happened, George hung up a Pride flag in the shop, and in their apartment. It still hangs there, and it is now tradition that there be a pride flag in every shop they eventually open (which is quite a few!)

- Fred and Charlie becomes very close after the fight (Molly and Charlie) as they now have something in common. They often write each other and talk through the floo network when time permits it. Charlie will also almost always stay with Fred, and later Fred’s family, when he visits.

GEORGE WEASLEY:

- George is straight, and as in canon, eventually marries Angelina. It becomes an inside joke between George, Angelina and Fred, that Angelina is WeasleyTwinSexual, due to her once dating Fred during their Hogwarts years.

- Is, without a doubt, the biggest supporter of everyone in the family. Fred is going to marry a man and adopt 2 children? He throws the BIGGEST bachelor party, and later is a key figure in planning a baby-shower for Fred and his husband. He really is the family’s event planner.

- He’s the one who finds out about Ginny’s sexuality first, and also the one Ron comes to and explains why he wants to leave the Aurors. It is a serious and valid explanation, and Ron doesn’t get very far into it before breaking down. It takes a while for him to get back on track, but thank Merlin it doesn’t affect his opinion of the queer members of his family.

- Is a foremost supporter of Hogwarts doing more to be open about gender identity and sexuality, so as to encourge froghtendes teenagers to come out and be themselves. Headmistress Mcgonagall wholeheartedly agrees.

RON WEASLEY: (the wonderful man!)

- Straight as statight can be. Whenever anyone in the family comes out, he’s usually the first one out of his chair, so he can hug whoever came out. He even beats out Molly in this. He’s a great hugger, and after shit went to hell, he’s become rather inclined towards showing more affection.

- He was captured during a mission as an auror. When he was found 20 days later, he had to spend several weeks recovering in The hospital, and later at home. It was during this time that he breakdown, coming clean to George about what had happened to him.

- He and Hermione are a fantastic match, and Ron proposés after his recovery, stating that he would rather live a single day with Hermione as his wife, than a lifetime without her.

- When Hugo comes out to him and Hermione, Ron is the fastest to hug, comfort and soothe any worry his son might have. Hugo was born female, it just never felt right for him, to be a her. For Ron it was an instant change, he didn’t lose a child, he simply gained a son.

GINNY WEASLEY:

- Ginny is bisexual, and found out during her 6th year at Hogwarts. George accidentally saw a picture of her kissing another girl, and confronted her about it. Ginny came out to Harry the next day, and later her family. Harry loves her no matter what, and it’s never changed his opinion on his badsass girlfriend, and later wife.

- Ginny uses her fame as a quidditch player to spread positive messages about being queer in any manner, and about staying positive and true to yourself. She uses it as a platform to inspire. She will later on get into a heated debate, which turns into a duel, with Rita Skeeter, because the woman was trying to use Ginny’s sexuality as an issue between her and Harry in the media. Both Ginny and Harry were mad as all hell.

- Ginny is shocked to discover Fred’s sexuality, as she’d never seen him even flirt or wink at a boy during their Hogwarts years. She’s even more shocked by Percy’s gender identity, but she takes it in strides, and she loves her brothers even more for it.

- If anyone, ANYONE, messes with her family due to their sexuality or gender, they really should be careful opening their owl post. Somehow, some people has received bad bogey hexes?

#harry potter #harry x ginny #ginny weasley #harry potter x ginny weasley #molly weasley #ron x hermione #ron weasley #ronald weasley #george weasley #george x angelina #ron weasley x hermione granger #george weasley x angelina johnson #fred weasley #fred weasley lives au #fred weasley lives #fred x angelina #ron is a good man #percy weasley #percy x audrey #charlie weasley #charlie x dragons #bill weasley #bill x fleur #bill weasley x fleur delacour #lgbtq #headcanon #harry potter headcanon #harry potter au #queer #lgbtq+

[jojo-javabean24]

Galion - Underappreciated Elf Boi

This handsome guy! Underappreciated af! Just like Heledir and Feren, he had little screen time in the Hobbit movies (Although that one scene with him being drunk and asleep while Bilbo was sneaking the Dwarves out was adorable), but I feel like he deserves a little more love, y'all. I mean look at him!

I wanted to learn more about him! He's Thranduil's loyal Butler and possibly an even close friend of his behind closed doors and he needs some loving like the rest of our underappreciated elf boys.

I'm debating on whether or not I should write headcanons for him, mainly because I haven't written in what seems like months (Writer's block :c) and I'm still pretty rocky and don't want to make a fool of myself, but maybe.... we'll see.

Still, Galion's existence should be shared with the rest of the lovely fandom and I'm wondering what stories and headcanons everyone else will come up for him. I've read and reblogged a few stories (Which were fun to read, btw) about him here on Tumblr but there isn't much else regarding content (Or maybe there is and Tumblr is being a butt and won't let me find anything :P)

Anyway... Galion is officially our drunken Butler boi. X3

#Galion #Feren #Heledir #Underappreciated #lord of the rings #the hobbit #elves #First time actually posting something #I feel somewhat awkward

[thranduil-is-my-king]

Happier Here Than There (Part 11)

Ship: Thranduil/Reader Rating: Explicit Warnings: Adult Content and Language,  Tags: Middle Earth, Reader-Insert

Summary: Imagine ending up in Middle Earth at the edge of Mirkwood Forest. When you venture into the forest, you are attacked by spiders before being saved by guards and taken before the king.

Word Count: 1833

Written for: @welcome-to-fangirl-hell

*~*~ PLEASE READ AUTHOR’S NOTES ~*~* 

A/N: I just wanna start out with saying I AM SO SORRY! YOU GUYS DON'T DESERVE TO WAIT THIS LONG! NOT AFTER ALL THE LOVE YOU GIVE THIS STORY! *starts crying* I seriously feel so bad about making you guys wait more than 2 months. I know I keep making excuses but there was so much going on because I had band and drumline camp and then school started so I've had no time or inspiration to write and then I got sick (which I still am by the way). So, I am so sorry for the wait. Also, there is some stuff in this chapter that goes a little bit deeper into elves but then goes directly into what I thought it should/would be like. So, it's a mix of canon and headcanon. I hate to say it but if you don't like it, hop off this bus at this stop 'cause there will be more down the road.I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. 

Please read the end notes, I have a couple questions to ask y'all.

AO3 Link

Series Masterlist | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11

~*~*  THIS STORY TAKES PLACE A FEW DECADES BEFORE SMAUG ATTACKS EREBOR *~*~ 

~~ For Ones • All Elves have a One • There is only one One a lifetime • If the elf’s one is mortal, when the two mate, the mortal becomes immortal and tied to the elf (Yes, I know that it doesn’t go like that canonically but in my ‘verse, it does. Don’t like, don’t read.)

Translations:

Meleth - Love Fëa(r) - Soul(s) Hröa(r) - Body/Bodies

^^ Translations will be at the bottom as well

Half asleep with your eyes still closed, you move your arm away from your side to feel for Thranduil. Though you fully wake up as you only feel a cold sheet. You jolt up, looking around the room before calling out the Elvenking’s name. Worry and panic fills you as you don’t spot him anywhere. It’s alright, it’s alright. It’s fine. He’s probably just off doing kingly duties. He’s perfectly safe in his kingdom, the rational side of your mind thinks. Though the panicking side of your brain is thinking the complete opposite. He left me? Was last night a dream? What if something happened to him? What if he faked liking last night and he used you just so he could live? You grab your underwear and gown off of the ground before pulling them on. You thought about going to look for him but realized that you didn’t have the slightest clue as to where he would be and could get lost. So instead of going to look for him in a panicked state, you move to sit at the head of the bed to wait. Though you soon realize that you should’ve gone to look for him as you now have the time to let your mind fill with more negative thoughts. Soon enough, you’re balled up with your legs to your chest, your breathing quick. Not again...

~~~~ I get pulled out of bed for this? Thranduil was currently listening to an elf who decided that the spiders needed to be dealt with in a different way because ‘They keep coming back! Soon enough they will break into the kingdom, my lord!’ And, of course, they were coming back but they won’t ever be able to break into the kingdom. And, of course, the elf will not stop going back to same argument over and over again no matter what is said to him. Right as Thranduil was about to raise his voice and tell this elf to stop wasting his time, a strong feeling that something was wrong filled him. Thranduil went rigid and tried to think of anything that could be wrong. Going through everything in his mind and finding nothing, Thranduil was going to write it off as a false alarm before he realizes, Y/N. Thranduil urgently looks behind the annoying elf at Galion, hoping he’ll realize something’s wrong too. It only takes a second before Galion understands the look and walks towards Thranduil and the elf. Galion gives Thranduil a look that says, ‘Go, I’ll take care of this,’ before telling the elf something along the lines of ‘King Thranduil has something else to tend to but I’m sure he’ll take your concerns to heart and do everything in his power to make sure we’re all safe.’ Thranduil rushes off to check that you’re okay, going as fast as he can without running. ~~~~ Opening the door to his quarters, Thranduil sees you on the bed curled into yourself, breathing unevenly. Thranduil comes over to you and sits in front of you, placing his hands on your knees. “Meleth, Y/N, open your eyes. Look at me. It’s okay. I’m here. I’m right here,” Thranduil says gently. You slowly lift your head up to look at him with tears running down your face before placing one of your hands on his. “Thranduil?” Thranduil gives a comforting smile, answering, “Yes, love. It’s me, I’m right here. Are you alright? What happened?” You take a shuddering breath before explaining in a quiet voice, “I thought you left me. Like, left me left me.” “Y/N, I will never leave you, not like that. I’m with you until the end of time. Why did you think I had left you,” Thranduil asks, his eyebrows furrowing in concern. “I, uh, I had an old boyfriend a while ago and I thought we had serious feelings for each other. And, after a three months together, we finally slept together and the next morning, he was gone. All his stuff that was in my apartment was gone and I tried calling him but he never answered. There was no reason, no warning. Just up and gone like that,” You reveal. Taking a breath you continue, “I told myself that I would never get that close to anyone again. Not without really knowing their feelings for me instead of assuming. And I guess I thought it happened again considering how fast we’re going.” “I’m sorry that you had to go through that,” Thranduil says before taking your hands in his and looking deep into your eyes. “And let me help you with knowing my feelings for you. I love you, Y/N. I don’t think there are words that exist for me to use to describe my love for you and how much you mean to me. I will never do what that absolute idiot of a man did to you. And, not to be inconsiderate or anything, I’m glad that he left you because now I have you all to myself.” You give a little laugh, “Honestly, so am I. And I love you too, Thranduil. More than you’ll ever know.” Thranduil smiles before moving forward to kiss you. “Are you okay now?” “Yes, very much so. Just curious but where did you go anyway?” Thranduil groans as he moves to sit next to you and hold your hand, “There was this elf, that has been a pain in my side for some time now that just can’t continue with his life until he drives me completely insane, who just needed to express his concerns about the spiders in the wood. He thinks they’re going to be able break into the kingdom, which they won’t, if we don’t change the way we keep them out of the kingdom even though this way has worked perfectly ever since we started using it.” “Ah, how wonderful. I bet he’s your favorite person in this entire kingdom,” You tease, sarcastically, with a smirk on your face. “Ugh, don’t say that, not even sarcastically,” Thranduil tells you, his head falling back dramatically. You laugh, “I know how that feels. I have a question.” “As long it doesn’t have anything to do with the annoying elf,” Thranduil says, looking at you. “Aw, it has absolutely everything to do with him,” You tease, making Thranduil roll his eyes. You chuckle, “Joking, joking. How did you know that I was freaking out in here?” “Our bond. Our fëar bonded together when our hröar did last night. I felt-“ “Wait, wait, wait. I’m gonna need you to speak English here.” You interrupt. “English? What’s English?” Thranduil asks, confused. “Shit, sorry. English is what you call the Common Tongue in my world. I meant Common Tongue.” “Oh, okay. Got it. Fëar is what elves call our souls. Hröar are our bodies.” “Okay, thank you. I was so confused. Continue.” “I felt like something was wrong before I realized it was you.” “So, our souls bonded last night when we had sex,” You ask to clarify. “Yes and no.” “Yes and no?” “Since our bonding started last night, we now need to be close together for a week in private for the bond to complete itself. Us being apart this morning could have been part of making you freak out.” “I hate that elf,” You say, shaking your head. “Tell me about it.” “So, why did you leave this morning if you knew it was him and it was more than likely something stupid to waste your time?” “That’s the thing, I didn’t know it was him. And neither did Galion, otherwise he wouldn’t have come to bother us.” “Ugh, I feel like he purposely did his best to stop Galion, and therefore you, from knowing it was him to bother you.” “So do I. He knows I can’t not go if I don’t know who it is because then word will get out and it will be a whole different problem.” “Again I say, I hate that elf.” “Me too.” “Thranduil,” You call as a saddening thought comes to your mind, looking up at the ceiling. “Yes?” “If... If no one, besides Galion, knows about us and that we started our bonding last night, does that mean that we’ll have to be apart for this week?” The room goes quiet as Thranduil thinks about what you’ve just said. “I’m going to do everything I can to stay in here as much as I can,” Thranduil finally says. “Well, what if...” You trail off. “What if...?” Thranduil prompts. “What if we tell them the real reason why you need a week off?” Thranduil’s eyebrows fly up in surprise, “I thought you wanted to keep it between us for awhile?” “I did, and I do, but I don’t wanna be away from you right now and if, telling them about us stops that then...” You trail off, shrugging. “Y/N, I don’t want you to be uncomfortable. I can probably come up with something to tell them.” “No, I don’t want you lying to your people. I know pretty much nothing about ruling a kingdom but I do know that a ruler should never lie to their kingdom. It causes problems in the future.” “You’re not wrong there. Are you sure you’re okay with this?” You take a breath before answering, “Yes. I’m sure. I think it’s better we do it now than wait.” “Alright. I’m going to go give the news,” Thranduil tells you, sitting up. “Change that ‘I’m’ to a ‘We’re’ and that sentence will be perfect.” You correct, sitting up to look Thranduil in the eyes. “I’m going with you. I am going to be your future queen. I should be there when we tell them or else they will think that I just go along with whatever you say instead of having a voice for myself.” Instead of replying, Thranduil just sits there, staring at you with a love-filled look that makes your heart swell. You feel your cheeks warm before you ask, “Why are you staring at me like that?” “Because that answer made me realize how good of a queen you are going to be,” Thranduil explains. You blush even harder as you look down, a smile on your face before you move forward to kiss Thranduil. “Why thank you, my king,” You say, continuing after you stand. “Now, you wait here as your future queen goes to fancy herself up.” As you go around the room to pick up your remaining scattered clothing, Thranduil says, “I don’t think you know how much I love the sound of those words coming from your mouth.” “Which ones? ‘My king’ or ‘your future queen’?” “All of the above,” Thranduil answers, smiling. You smile back and place a kiss on his lips before going to the door. “I’ll be back.” You open and close the door before making your way to your personal quarters. I really hope this goes well...

Translations:

Meleth - Love Fëa(r) - Soul(s) Hröa(r) - Body/Bodies

^^ Translations are at the top as well

~*~* PLEASE READ *~*~

A/N: I hope y'all enjoyed this chapter enough to forgive me for making you wait so long. I'll try to post more, I promise. Now, as for the questions. I wanted to ask you guys to:

1. Please send me an ask of your headcanons or ideas for this series because I might use them (Yes, I know I said this before but it didn't happen so...). 2. Should I go back and put summaries into the chapters and continue to go for however long this story will be? Or continue without them?

Please let me know what you guys think!

Tags are OPEN for this series as well as all of my future fics!

Tags: @bluemoon102, @evyiione, @me-lexi20, @demonstakemyhand, @theincaprincess, @masterofsuspense, @ssskeletonsoffun

#two worlds one soul #happier here than there #thranduil #thranduil x reader #reader insert #galion #middle earth #my writing

[wulfiestired]

RP WISHLIST

Plot ideas I  am craving.  These are kept intentionally vague for the most part. I want my partner to have a say in how these develop as well.

Maeglin is rebembodied in Valinor in the body of a very young elfling. He is a little wildling lost in the woods. I want a fic where someone struggles to raise this kid. 

Really any redemption fic with Maeglin in Valinor after his rebirth/reembodiment. 

An rp where someone notices Maeglin is acting strange after he returns from Melkor and Gondolin has a chance to plot proper escape routes. 

Modern world roleplays with elves that stayed behind. They are either in hiding (mirkwood) or have blended into society (maglor) but they definitely don’t belong. Any muse.

Maeglin or Maedhros in Mandos halls. I figure they both have a very unhealthy way of dealing with the halls and not exactly healing as they are supposed to.

Maeglin is unable to heal in Mandos and is sent to Imladris to repay his crimes to Turgon’s line. He is healed of Morgoth’s touch to his mind but still struggles with the scars from it. 

Literally any crazy adventure with Legolas because he doesn’t know how to not get into shit. It is his chief duty. Could be fluffy, silly, angsty, or down right horrifying. I just want to drag Legolas on adventure. 

Valinor pre-oath rps in general for any of the Finwean crew that help showcase political life and their places within and without it. Could be friendship, family, romance, rivalries- whatever. 

Really would like some Telerin mishaps with Finrod or Galion doing what sea elves do best. I’ve never had a good chance to mark down any headcanons for the Telerin cultures so I would like a chance to figure that out. 

Any Nargothrond or Doriath roleplays with Galion or Finrod.

Any redemption plots for the Feanorians or really angsty rebirths.

AU where none of the Finweans actually leave Valinor and the chaos that ensues.

Au where Aredhel has fallen ill and Eol actually gets over himself enough to go seek help from her kin. Aka the au where the fam all gets to meet each other without horrific death. 

Muses I really want to interact with: Elenwe, Gimli, Gildor (as cele’s son) RomanceShips Wishlist: Glorfindel/Thranduil  ·  Galion/Thranduil  · Elenwe/Turgon  · Curvo/Tyelko  · Maedhros/Fingon  · Gimli/Legolas  · Glorfindel/Erestor  · Maeglin/Celebrimbor  ·  Maedhros/Maglor ·  Glorfindel/Maeglin ·  Elrond/Thranduil FriendShips Wishlist: Gimli & Legolas, Idril & Maeglin redemption, Maeglin & Glorfindel redemption, Maedhros & Fingon, Elrond & Thranduil

#wishlist #incest tw #this will change a lot but here we go

[ao3feed-thehobbit]

The oh-Eru-please-no

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2XbME8s

by I_have_a_Mycroft_of_my_very_own

"The thing was all mortals were going to lose the ones they loved. It was the way life worked. But for the most of the time, that reality was so far off in the mind that it had no more weight than a mere hypothetical. There were reminders, however, and the almost's, the near-misses, the oh-God-please-no's, snapped your chain and got you to stop and feel what was in your heart." ~J.R Ward

Words: 2826, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 50 of Suilad Aran Thranduil

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Thranduil (Tolkien), Legolas Greenleaf

Relationships: Legolas Greenleaf & Thranduil

Additional Tags: Happy Ending, I stayed up late to write this because boredom, I was so exhausted I wrote 'ered luin' instead of 'amon lanc', and it wasn't until just now that I realized, Oop, Misunderstandings, No Beta we die like Oropher, except I have the Grammarly ad on for Firefox so if that counts?, then I guess we die like Gandalf, or Glorfindel, (in that we come back because tptb like us), Galion and Thranduil are platonic life-partners, and you will never convince me otherwise, oh and I gave Thran green eyes because that's been my headcanon image since before the movies, you can pry it from my cold dead hands, I got sidetracked from posting this, by a new plot bunny, can I please have some peace in this goddamn brain of mine?

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2XbME8s

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #the hobbit