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#gooses are the best
redratoon · 1 year
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“Mess with the honk and you get the bonk”
- The Goose
This is my OC, Madame Pattelongue. She’s Lycoris’s goose at some point... 
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dreg-heap · 18 days
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Roof goose. In 35mm
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anrymarystudio · 9 months
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heatwavering · 2 months
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waking up coughing and gagging in a cold feverish sweat to post this and then falling back into my cough medicine-induced slumber
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shit-sorry-fuck-mybad · 9 months
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Goose is an all knowing bastard when it comes to Mav so I propose this:
Mav and Ice have their thing going on at Top gun and Goose notices and he knows that Slider has also noticed so one day he asks him “how long do you think it’s going to take for them to hook up?” And they make a bet, it’s a small bet, until Hollywood hears them talking and he joins in, and then of course he tells Wolfman so he joins in as well, and then Sundown, and then Chipper, and they just keep making it bigger and bigger and at the end there is a lot of money at stake.
Days keeps passing and no one is winning and then… Goose dies.
They forget about the bet until one day Slider needs to stop by Ice’s apartment, it’s 7 am, Ice is always ready at 7 am, but instead of finding his friend ready for the day, he finds Maverick, seating on the kitchen counter, ice’s shirt hanging off his shoulder revealing bite marks, Jesus Christ Thomas, arms around Ice’s torso, and Ice, standing between his legs, shirtless, with a cup of coffee and messy hair in the most domestic scenario Slider has ever seen him in, the three of them stare at each other for a long time, needless to say, there were not a lot of words exchanged, Slider leaves, later that day Ice tells him everything.
When Slider gets home he sits down on his couch and thinks for a second, he pulls out his wallet and looks for a folded paper, he knows it’s there, he unfolds it and he laughs.
They give the money to Carole.
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phatcatphergus · 4 months
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I’m so so serious when I say that Bagi and tubbo are siblings that are bonded after being born from blood and not bonded for sharing blood.
They shared blood in the way that they bled together and shared it when their bloody hands clasped together. They chose loyalty to each other instead of feeling they had to be loyal from birth.
Bagi would go to hell for tubbo and tubbo would take out armies for Bagi.
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tarzandavis · 11 months
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— jane austen
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inksheeep · 4 months
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Gideon got crazee connections
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ghouljams · 6 months
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I'm having too much fun making fake texts for the cowboys. They're so silly.
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Moon never charges her phone, android user.
Simon only has a flip phone, no plans on upgrading.
Birdie is in the iPhone cult rip
Goose has portable chargers on her at all times never under 60% charge
Soap texts Moon shit like that all the time just to see how she evades it.
Bee is a criminal ghoster, accidentally of course, but she will not answer calls or texts
König prefers calling over texting
Gaz remains the funniest mother fucker in the 141. Birdie and Bug are his lock screen, another iPhone user rip.
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rickety-goose · 1 year
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finally met (one of) the man that's been making my mutuals go wild
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plushieanimals · 1 year
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💛 rickie & bobbie chickens, marnie goose & dennie duck 🐥 by douglas
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dumbbitchawards · 2 years
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Honestly as a british person who hates the monarchy I think this is the most alive I've felt since november 5 2020
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cannibalhellhound · 2 months
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I've got the Transmasc Mav zoomies and I cannot be stopped
Ice and Sli are looking (dis)respectfully from a distance
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alfazoings · 1 year
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i wish you a very dougmas and a happy new give this man therapy
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kedreeva · 2 months
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Do you eat peahen eggs? If yes, what do they taste like?
My wife raises geese and their eggs are huge, 3x the size of a hen’s eggs, and are generally fluffier and delicately sweeter.
I do! They taste like an egg.
I'm not allowed to answer anything more, apparently
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bastionrojo · 10 months
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For Jack
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