#happy birthday big tiddy man

[9munne]

he had no boob window at first so i had to solve that mathematical problem by myself!!

happy birthday big tiddy man ✨

(posted first on twitter 😵‍💫)

#happy birthday big tiddy man #sk8エスケーエイト #sk8theinfinity #南城虎次郎 #sk8 kojiro #sk8 fanart #sk8 the infinity #sk8 anime #kojironanjo #joe kojiro #kojiro nanjo #tanabata #matchablossom #anime #digital art #art #fanart

[hoodharlow]

Twenty-Fine

AN: idk what this but enjoy <3 hopefully y'all get some dad!Jack later. Also the last gif is from @ballerinikelsea <3

Requested? No

Warnings: mean comments and Jack being corny lol

Word Count: n/a

@'gossippage: Miriam Dominguez shows displeasure after not winning Best Supporting Actress via Instagram Stories. What happened to women supporting women?

@'user: the nepo babies are fighting

@'miriamstan: that's literally not what she meant

@'mdm: y'all know very well I was talking about how Angela and Stephanie were robbed. Don't fucking use me in order to for your page to get views

->@'mackshipper: mother has spoken

@'jclfanpage: I find it hypocritical that she's shading Jamie when her parents are rich and famous

->@'twittermemeacc: Miriam is self aware and knows her privilege unlike the yogurt lady. Plus Miriam can actually act

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@'mdm: I may have lost all three nominations but my tits looked good while I performed my Oscar nominated song and I went home with Jack Harlow last night (and yes he's outfit repeating from last year's Grammys)

@'katdominguez: you're so unserious 😭

@'jackharlow: I mean you did get 3/3 after we got back home

-> @'lilnasx: Miriam your man is being outta pocket

->@'urbanwyatt: when isn't he

@'theestallion: BODY

-> @'mdm: ajdgkskaks Megan delete this I'm already catching strays for not being happy that the nepo grandma won 😭

@'giahunter: the tiddies are tiddying

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@'jackharlow: started my 25th back in Louisville and eating some of my favorite cakes

@'mdm: we get it you like my ass 🙄 pls get a lil more creative

@'claybornharlow: grandma says you're uninvited from your birthday brunch

@'jackfan: alexa play that should be me by Justin Bieber

@'yungskylark: happy birthday jackie boy 🎂

@'dbook: congrats on making it to 25 bro

@'jaytatum0: hbd big guy

@'sydneysweeneyfan: why does he always have to make his posts about her 😒 she's not that interesting to look at

@'mdmxjh: omg this is why they weren't at the vanity fair party. they went back to Louisville so Jack could spend his birthday with his family 🥺 sad we didn't get another iconic after party look but I love them 🥰

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@'mdm: my man is halfway to 50 but you could've fooled me

@'jackharlow: you're annoying

->@'mdm: that's not what you were saying when I was sitting on your face this morning

@'claybornharlow: more like he's pushing 50

-> @'jackharlow: you're just mad that I can rent a car and you can't

@'urbanwyatt: whose phone is that lmfao

@'druski: hey you don't know me but you're posting my life partner

@'zendaya: 💕

@'zackbia: hbd, jack

@'mdm: jokes aside, hbd to the best person I know. Watching you grow into this amazing man and artist have truly been a blessing. Ily and thanks for giving me the best dick

-> @'hater: Jamie deserved that Oscar

-> @'mackshipper: you commented this under her boyfriend's birthday post for what 🤡🤡🤡

-> @'miriamfan: they're acting like Miriam got on stage and snatched the Oscar from the yogurt lady 😭

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Taglist: @cherryxcreme @heavyhitterheaux ​ @carma-fanficaddict ​ @youngharleezyxo @youngharleezy ​ @babyharleezy ​ @that-90s-girllll ​ @alinaharlow @whywontyoulovemecami @meyocoko @harlowcomehome @nattinatalia @webinurcloset @gassyandsassy1 @jackharloww @awhore4moree @noescapricho-essentimiento @a-moment-captured @neon-lights-and-glitter @purecinnamonextract

#jack and miriam #jack harlow instagram au #jack harlow #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow smut

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Shipping War - Round 2 Side A

JinBrook art by @r0ttkins. Check out the full piece here.

Propaganda under the cut.

Propaganda for Yorki x Brook

They are married. Have adopted a giant baby whale as their child. Had a tearful goodbye where one was dying and showed only the other the pain they were feeling. They were captain and first mate.

Why Oda why? ;(

That moment when Yorki's ill on his bed, but he's still laughing and telling the crew to be happy, but the moment Brook's the only other one in the room they both go to pieces? That's what fucking gets me.

Propaganda for Jinbe x Brook:

both old, both former captains, both smoke, both got big tiddies (YES! I VOTED FOR BROOK IN THE BEST TITS POLL!! HIS BIG BLUE HUSBAND IS SO PROUD OF HIM!!! *that husband being Jinbe, not Franky, but I can see the confusion)

Jinbe is a whale shark fishman. Brook loves whales. Whale sharks are, however, *sharks* but with no visible teeth, yet Jinbe looks like an orc............ but all is well. Brook thank he cute~

Straw Hat old guys snuggling up with a couple of "Best Uncle" mugs~

Ok hear me out, they both used to be pirate captain, they both watched their old captain die, they're both very silly despite being the oldest in the crew, their birthdays are one day apart, and most importantly I love them both very much. I just think that despite seemingly being so different they would understand each other really well. Also you can't tell me their dynamic wouldn't be really cute and fun.

they understand what it's like to not be a regular "human" like the rest of the crew.... also they have amazing fashion sense togther!!

they're the oldest strawhats, the most polite to an extent, and I just think they're cute

I could reference the recent stream from facefullabugs but goddamnit cant a man just like seeing some badass big guy use pole man as a spear its all i needed in life.

#one piece #jinbrook #byorki #bryorki #tournament poll #op shipping war #round 2 #side A

[kennywhoremega]

Today's the day! My baby boy is officially an old ass man (jk) Happy 40th Birthday Kenny! ily and your stupid ass and big ole tiddies 🎉🥰

He's so silly and dumb and beautiful and perfect 🥰 I love him so much have the best day you hunk of stupid 💕

#happy birthday baby boy #what an old ass man #i love this old man #the love of my life #kenny omega #happy birthday to kenneth jerome omega only #and tyson smith i guess #my husband #my bby boy #aew #kota ibushi's boyfriend #happy birthday kenny baby

[tae-theist]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE BIG TIDDY MAN WITH THE CUTEST DIMPLES I'VE EVER SEEN(^з^)-☆Chu!! I LOVE YA KIM NAMJOON🎉💙

.◠ᴗ◠.<3

#bts #namjoon #september baby #9.12.23

[bihansthot]

The concert was great! We paid extra to skip the line cause initially we were supposed to be in the balcony but this was we were in row three instead 🙂 I had a great view of Matthew most of the show but they did move around some during song choreography. They did a bunch of their hits but they didn’t do my favorite so that was kind of a bummer but they did my other favorites so it was great. The crowd was very nice and non aggressive so it was pretty chill, I wore my pink high heels though and my legs were killing me by the end of the show haha I’m glad I wore them though, K-pop fans are tall! I had a pretty great view though so I can’t complain. They’re very fun and playful and sprayed the crowd with lots and lots of water. I’ve been to this venue before and tbh it’s not my favorite venue, it’s always super hot but the bouncers were nice and handed out cups of water to the crowd after two girls passed out before the show. Matthew was everything though! He’s an excellent front man, he kept the crowd very lively and engaged. He was perfect irl absolutely perfect he’s so charismatic and of course handsome. He was so kind too, someone was celebrating their sweet 16 and he noticed and had the crowd sing her happy birthday. He also welcomed all of us to the Big Tiddie Gang and then told us we can’t leave ever lol and we’re stuck with him, which like happily I’d be stuck with him forever haha the set list was a little weird though cause they did their song Dumb Litty twice and I kind of got the feeling they forgot they did it in the regular set and then did it again for the encore lol I don’t know though Matthew is very proud of that song it’s the first one he produced so maybe he just wanted to do it again lol BM also did his new singles so that was awesome to just have him on the stage solo. After the concert I had to wait for the meet and greet which was a little disappointing since it was literally just a quick high five but I got to tell Matthew “I love you so much” and he just beamed at me and said “I love you too” ugh life made 🥰 I also high fived everyone else and thanked them and they were super sweet and thanked me back. I also got lots of compliments on my makeup from the other fans at the show so it was really nice. Tim got me a hoodie while I was waiting for the meet and greet and then we drove back home. Denny was a good boy at daycare and actually ate his dinner, Tim got him in the morning and he was very excited to see us. He’s not sulking at all, he crawled into bed with me to cuddle.

#wild kard chicago 2022 #kard bm #kard #jeon somin #jeon jiwoo #j.seph #bm #bm is so perfect #i love him so much #he’s so hot #he’s made of sunshine #ugh so gorgeous

[chocolate-eclaire]

I almost forgot to post this whoops

Happy (Kinda Late) Birthday Keiji!!

#your turn to die #yttd #kimi ga shine #kgs #keiji shinogi #shinogi keiji #im kinda late on this but i didnt wanna miss his birthday #anyways happy birthday to big tiddy cop man #my art

[keiarchived]

𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑟𝑘?

Please do no repost, translate or copy any of the following work.

Nsfw — ❤︎

Sfw — ☽

Trigger warnings — ☀︎︎

Hawks (Keigo Takami)

Something Shiny ☀︎︎

yandere!Hawks x f!reader

Happy Birthday, Keigo ☽

birthday boy!Hawks x reader

Come To The Back ❤︎☀︎︎

bodyguard!Dabi x rich spoiled brat!reader x bodyguard!Hawks

Last Good Night, First Good Day ❤︎☀︎

yandere!Hawks x shy!f!reader

The Faithful One ❤︎☀︎

yandere!god!Hawks x priestess!reader

Endurance Training ❤︎☀︎

scummy!Hawks, Dabi, Overhaul x f!reader

Drabbles

Yandere!Hawks and soft!reader - Isolating them from others☀︎︎

Yandere!Hawks and blind!reader - Predator and Prey dynamic☀︎︎

Birthday boy!Hawks and reader - Fucked all day and a lot of creampie ❤︎☀︎︎

Birthday boy yandere!Hawks and reader - Went to the cake shop ☀︎︎❤︎

Hawks and f!reader - pussy eating/devouring ❤︎

Mafia!Hawks x sex slave!f!reader - you’re nothing but his little fuck toy ❤︎☀︎

scummy!bodyguard!Hawks x innocent!f!reader - Hawks loves to ruin girls like you ☀︎︎❤︎

Yandere!Hawks x f!reader - quirk marriage with Hawks ☀︎︎❤︎

Yandere!Hawks x reader x Yandere!Dabi - Back again with spit roasting ☀︎︎❤︎

Yandere!Alpha!Hawks x f!reader - Hawks finally found his mate ☀︎︎❤︎

Yandere!Hawks x Kitty!f!reader - Hawks take his kitty for a walk ☀︎︎❤︎

Mafia!Hawks x Kitty!f!reader - This is what you get for being a brat ☀︎︎❤︎

Stepbro!Hawks x virgin!f!reader - Keigo shows you what the after sex glow is about ☀︎︎❤︎

Dilf!Hawks x f!reader - Just let daddy Keigo take care of you ☀︎︎❤︎

Hawks x f!reader - Oviposition with Keigo ☀︎︎❤︎

rut!Hawks x f!reader - He wants you, he got you ☀︎︎❤︎

dilf!Hawks with a mullet and dilf!Dabi with a mullet - An adventure on a road trip ☀︎︎❤︎

dilf villain!Hawks - more dilf Hawks because yes ☀︎︎❤︎

hawks x f!reader - fucking you whilst you sleep ☀︎︎❤︎

Step daddy!Hawks x f!reader - Naughty girl ☀︎︎❤︎

Headcanons

Hawks and headboard ❤︎☀︎︎

Yandere!Hawks and yandere!reader ☀︎︎

A very possessive yandere!Hawks ☀︎︎

Soft!Hawks + f!reader on her period ఌ❤︎

First time dealing with horny Hawks in rut ❤︎☀︎︎

Yandere!Hawks in rut ❤︎☀︎

Hawks w/ baby fever ❤︎☀︎︎

New Years Eve w/ Yandere!Hawks ☀︎︎☻︎

To the beach w/ Yandere!Hawks ❤︎☀︎

Yandere!Hawks w/ barista!big tiddies!reader ❤︎☀︎

Yandere!Hawks w/ bat wings!reader at hero exchange program ☀︎ ☽

Window fucking w/ Hawks ❤︎

Bodyguard! Hawks and his kitty ❤︎

Yandere!Hawks and scummy!Dabi makes you into their cumdump ☀︎ ☽

Villain dilf!Hawks ❤︎☀︎

Sadistic mafia!Hawks ❤︎☀︎

Thirsts

#Keigo Thirst 🐥

Dabi (Touya Todoroki)

Little Old Me ❤︎ ☀︎︎

scumbag!Dabi x f!reader

Come To The Back ❤︎☀︎︎

bodyguard!Dabi x rich spoiled brat reader x bodyguard!Hawks

Broken Yet Holding On ☽

Happy Birthday Touya ♥️ Dabi x childhood friend!reader

Endurance Training ❤︎☀︎

scummy!Dabi, Hawks, Overhaul x f!reader

Drabbles

Scumbag!Dabi x f!reader - His favorite hero cumdump ❤︎☀︎︎

Yandere!Dabi x f!reader - Dabi kidnapped you and made you his pet ❤︎☀︎︎

Yandere!Hawks x reader x Yandere!Dabi - Back again with spit roasting ☀︎︎❤︎

Dabi x f!reader - A meeting with the LOV ❤︎☀︎

Dabi x f!reader - He just like seeing you cry ❤︎☀︎

Dilf!Dabi x villain!f!reader - Never underestimate an old man ❤︎☀︎

Headcanons

Yandere!Dabi ❤︎☀︎︎

Scummy!Dabi and Yandere!Hawks makes you into their little cumdump ❤︎☀︎

Thirsts

#Dabi thirst 🔥

Overhaul (Kai Chisaki)

Endurance Training ❤︎☀︎

scummy!Overhaul, Dabi, Hawks x f!reader

Drabbles

Overhaul x f!reader - Let’s play doctor ❤︎☀︎

Overhaul x f!reader - Cucking the head of Shie Hassaikai ❤︎☀︎

Dentist!Overhaul x f!reader - Looking after your teeth ❤︎☀︎

Sugar daddy!Overhaul x f!reader - Get the job done ❤︎☀︎

Headcanons

Thirsts

#Chisaki thirst 🧤

Random Headcanons + Drabbles

Yandere!Tamaki ❤︎☀︎︎

Shinso x f!Reader ❤︎

Sugar daddy! Kirishima ❤︎

Kirishima x f!reader ❤︎

Kirishima x chubby!reader ❤︎

Shark!Kirishima x f!reader ❤︎☀︎

Gentleman!Kirishima ❤︎☀︎

Enji x Reporter!reader ❤︎☀︎

College!Kiri x f!reader ❤︎

[guiltygearofficial]

It's my birthday in a few days, what would the cast get for me?

Sol does not get any gifts until the actual birthday, at which point he will go “oh shit right this is happening today”, followed by him punching in the display the nearest gift shops display window and handing you whatever he grabbed

Ky will extensively research a proper gift, wanting it to be the perfect gift to give, based on relationship, familiarity, worth, etc. Unfortunately, all of that is filtered through the lense of a french piece of white bread, so he’ll probably get you a pair of socks

May puts money together with all the other jellyfish pirates, to steal  buy a nice gift

Millia does not believe in the concepts of birthdays ever since Unfunny Daisuke (My evil twin that runs the Arc Sys Twitter Account) assigned her the weed day as a joke

Zato hands you a wildly inappropriate gift card that says something like “Congratulations on passing that kidney stone!” on which Eddie has crossed out enough letters to change it into Happy Birthday five minutes before they arrived at the party

Potemkin and Chipp get together to gift you a box of colorful pencils and a How To Draw Anime book. 

Axl travels forward in time to find out what the best gift you received was, only to travel back and hand it to you, causing a timeloop that crashes the universe for two weeks

Faust gifts you a 50$ gift coupon for Doctor Sensei so you too can wear a stylish gucci bag on your head

Testament gets you a cool keychain he found at hot topic before fucking back off to the grove for another year

Kliff gifts you free tickets to his funeral

Justice gifts you a head start

Baiken gets you a One Time Use “Not Getting Stabbed” Coupon. It’ll run out in 20 minutes so you better make it count.

Anji lets you smack his tiddy. Once.

Venom buys you a gift card. He has no idea what to get people for their birthdays, this is the best you’re gonna get

Johnny tries to pull a “I’m your gift ;)” how quickly you beat him to death is up to you Dear Gearster

Jam Kuradoberi bakes the birthday cake. She’s still going to charge you for it

Dizzy hands you a little chipmunk. Dizzy hands you a chipmunk. Dizzy hands you a chipmunk. Dizzy hands you a chipmunk. Dizzy hands you a c

Bridget teaches you how to do a cool yoyo trick in a god honoring way

Slayer gifts you a randomly generated haiku that will likely move you to tears

Zappa tries to hand you a gift, which is quickly interrupted by you being cursed by seven different jealous ghosts

I-no gifts you a coupon for a special night with her. That night is going to consist of her beating the shit out of you with her guitar

Robo-Ky gifts you a packet of AA Batteries because he took “Do unto others what you want them to do to you” to heart

Sin gets you a puppy because hey it worked on Ram

Ram hands you a puppy because hey it worked on her

Elphelt hands you a “I’m your gift ;)” giftcard and hopes it’ll work better than it did for Johnny

Leo also pulls an “I’m your gift ;)” but in contrast to the other two he isn’t one bit horny about it, he genuinly thinks getting to spend a day with him is a great birthday gift

Answer spies on your social media accounts for two weeks, trying his best to come up with the ultimate gift. This isn’t weird, he promises. It’s his job

Haeyhun gifts you your own Old Man Mecha so you can be Old Man Mecha Buddies

Bedman says that Birthdays are entirely meaningless human concepts which are a pointless way to measure time and to reward people for simply existing, something that fundamentally opposes the concept of progress as a species, because of which he refuses to participate in silly antics such as birthday parties. He then hands you season one of BIg Bang Theory on blue-ray

Nagoriyuki hands you an onigiri. Nagoriyuki hands you an onigiri. Nagoriyuki hands you an onigiri. Nagoriyuki hands you an onigiri. Nagoriy

Giovanna takes you out for dinner to celebrate your birthday! Which sounds wonderful until you realize that she’s taking you to eat brazillian pizza

The pope guns you down. As a gift.

#guilty gear #sol badguy #Ky Kiske #may #millia rage #zato-one #eddie #potemkin #axl low #leo whitefang #testament #kliff undersn #justice #baiken #anji mito #johnny #jam kuradoberi #dizzy #bridget #slayer #zappa #i-no #robo-ky #sin kiske #ramlethal valentine #elphelt valentine #answer #kum haeyhun #bedman #nagoriyuki

[serendipityunho]

Cheat Codes (M)

❀ Genre: smut, angst, college au ❀ Pairing: dom!Seonghwa x brat!Reader (fem.) ❀ Word Count: 5.3k ❀ Warnings: explicit language, intoxication, brat taming, hair-pulling, fingering, biting kink, blowjob, teasing, clit play, dirty talk, begging, explicit sexual intercourse, a little bit of a fight between seonghwa and yunho, yunho got his feelings hurt :( 

❀ Synopsis: "This party's boring, wanna get out of here?", may have perhaps led you to make the biggest mistake of your life by sleeping with your best friend's other best friend, your best friend who happens to be in love with you.

Another year, another number changed on his age. Despite that change, Yunho would always remain a child at heart, getting excited and wide-eyed at the birthday cake you’d always bake him. But for the past couple of years, there’s been a twist, he was able to drink legally. Since then, parties and gatherings were always wild, bringing a new meaning to the word ‘celebration’.

You’d do anything for your best friend, and he’d do anything for you. Yunho was there for you since you could remember, he was the first to show up with a bandaid when you fell off your bike or when you tripped over the rock chasing him around his house. It was an unbreakable bond, everyone knew it, they could see it, how close the two of you are. 

“One time for the birthday bitch- Ow! What was that for?” Mingi shot Yunho a hurtful look as he rubbed his arm from Yunho’s warning punch.

“Call me a bitch one more time and let’s see where that leads you,” he was obviously kidding, who in their right mind would ever dare to harm Mingi? All he does is just vibe in his own little world, smiling at every living thing.

This year, it was a whole lot more different compared to his usual birthday bashes. The girls, the beer kegs, the rave lights, the party animals? Not a single one in sight. Yunho thought it was time for a change in the annual scenery, it definitely let the both of you breathe a little bit more.

To be honest, it felt quite unusual without the booming music and sweaty bodies sexually grinding against one another. Not that you were complaining, it was a relief not to witness any more wild scenes.

Last time, San had to get stitches on his head as a result of slipping off the diving board. And Mingi? Let’s spare the details and just say his chest was in pain from a Hennessy-drunk-Wooyoung trying to vacuum his ‘tiddies’. Don’t ask how he managed to secure a vacuum in the first place. 

“Happy birthday, shithead,” was the first thing you say to him, pulling yourself onto one of the kitchen stools as you watch him gulp down a cup of whatever mix of alcohol he had swirling in there.

“Thank you, shithead, want a drink?” Yunho always offered you drinks whenever he had the chance, getting you drunk was always his favourite thing to do. Why? It was so he could freely express his feelings for you without the fear of you remembering it the next day. 

How did you know that? Yunho had once underestimated your drinking ability. It was quite a night to remember when Yunho mistook your fuller cup of alcohol for his, making him spew out the most cooing confession you’ve ever heard.

It honestly didn’t come as a surprise. One of you was doomed to fall for the other, he just happened to be the first. 

“No thanks, we’re keeping it calm this time, remember?”

“Right, right. Calm.” 

Several of his friends had been invited to Yunho’s little birthday gathering. They had just been as confused as you were when you were told there was no big party this year. But, of course, none of them questioned the birthday boy of his intentions.

You’ve familiarised yourself with their faces around campus, but San and Wooyoung were the only two you’ve actually brought yourself to talk to beside Mingi occasionally. The two were tight-knit, maybe even more so than Yunho and yourself. A pair who wreak chaos and havoc everywhere they go. No one could ever forget the time Wooyoung walked the walk of shame with nothing but a pizza box covering his lower region and San’s beanie on his head. 

“You never told me what’s with the sudden change,” no one had really asked Yunho, maybe that’s what he liked about them, the suppressed urge to ask a million questions. “No girls accepted your party invites? Shocking.”

“No, it’s not that,” Yunho sighed, leaning back against the counter with his hand wrapped on the edge. “I can’t have big loud parties for the rest of my life, you know?” 

“And what about it?”

“Don’t know, I just felt like having people I actually care about here,” it was rare to have a friend like Yunho, sure he was easy to talk to but that doesn’t automatically make someone his friend. “A time where I don’t have to fake a smile for an entire night because that shit just makes my face cramp.”

“Oh, please, don’t get all soft on me now. It’s your birthday, cheer up a bit, yeah?” You punched his shoulder playfully before hopping off the stool, grabbing his hand to lead him to the yelling boys in the backyard. 

“Pftt- I’m not getting soft, you know it’s the Vodka.” oh, the excuses always amazed you.

You could feel goosebumps poking out from under your cold skin, the night was chilly with a few waves of shivering breezes, you couldn’t help but mentally scold yourself for forgetting to bring a jumper with you. Yunho probably had none left considering you’ve stolen almost all of them to bring home.

It was a mystery how none of these boys reacted the way you did to the cold, it was as if their skin was ice itself. They just continued yelling and throwing arms around each other like it wasn’t a single care in the world. The brooding effects of alcohol, you could say.

Yunho wasn’t particularly a wild drunk, but when he was, it was something that needed to be recorded and watched the morning after. He was never wildly drunk at his big birthday bashes but tonight was, as said, different. Drowning himself in bottles of soju until his pale skin flushed bright red, Jongho could probably mistake it for an apple and break his skull. God hopes that doesn’t happen.

Despite familiarising yourself with the new crew, there was one who you couldn’t help but pay attention to more. He wasn’t like the others, he didn’t give off San and Wooyoung’s chaotic behaviour, he didn’t carry Hongjoong’s talkative manner and he definitely doesn’t seem like he would replicate Mingi’s clumsiness or Jongho’s bright personality.

The best you could assume from this boy was that he would probably share the same bluntness as Yeosang. Cold and blunt. Nothing else.

Park Seonghwa.

There was something about him. Maybe it was the sense of mystery that caused him to occupy most of your headspace. He looks like he holds a lot of mystery, mysteries you were eager to explore. 

You didn’t even realise you were staring blankly at him until the brooding pair of dark brown eyes met yours from across the circle of fold-out chairs, making you choke on the cheap liquor before quickly snapping your gaze away from the boy and to the drunken group of boys looking like they were playing ring-around-the-rosie.

It was just the two of you. Sitting in the array of seating with live entertainment before your eyes. Entertainment as in watching Mingi trying to lick his elbow. You could’ve sworn the people in front of you were simply just children in the bodies of grown men. Where did Yunho even find these boys?

Amusement from watching the chaos unfold before you quickly washed away as you kept your seat warm, watching your liquor hitting the sides of your cup as you lazily mixed it. Laughter boomed recurrently throughout the backyard, something that was honestly keeping you awake for the night.

You hate to say it but, you were bored as fuck. 

Sure, it was nice to stray away from Yunho’s regular birthday bashes but a little more entertainment rather than alcohol and snacks would’ve been a little nice. The several bodies of young men seem like they’re having the time of their lives just dancing on the edge of the pool right now, one was surely destined to fall in and cause a chain reaction.

Seeing Yunho so happy and not actually fake smiling was enough to convince you to stay and not drag him to the closest nightclub. What the birthday boy wants, the birthday boy gets.

“Hey,” the voice was nothing like you’d expect, soft and comforting but deep and brooding at the same time, making you snap your attention to the boy sitting down on the chair next to you.

“Hi,” was he as bored as you were? Looked like it. His cup was nearly as empty as yours.

“How long have you known Yunho?” Seonghwa asked, slouching back against the flimsy chair as he downed the last of his drink.

“Since we took our first baby steps. Childhood friend, and you?” 

“Known the big guy since highschool,” that’s weird, Yunho never mentioned a guy named Park Seonghwa once in his life till now. Let alone, you’ve never even seen him around school since the two of you went together.

“I don’t remember him telling me about you until now. Did you go to the same school as us?”

“I studied abroad in Australia, that’s why he never mentioned me. Thought our friendship wouldn’t last by the time I got back so there was no point in bragging about it.”

Well that explains it then.

“Huh, interesting,” despite sitting a few feet away from the pool, the lights had illuminated his face perfectly, showing off his sharp features you were able to admire from up close when he moved seats next to you. There was one thing you were captivated by the most. His eyes.

They were very alluring eyes, it was as if they were hand-sculpted by an almighty deity itself. 

His leather jacket framed his figure perfectly, a beautiful man with a sense of style? Makes you wonder if he has a girlfriend.

“Yeah, look,” Seonghwa sighed, running a hand through his sleek black hair before inching closer to you. “I don’t know how to say this but, this party is getting boring. Wanna get out of here?” 

And so you were right.

“As much as I would like to, I don’t think I should keep him out of my sight.”

“We can just go somewhere more calmer like upstairs if you want?” You wanted to snort at his desperation. It was clear what his intentions were and he obviously wasn’t trying to hide it. Yet, you weren’t willing to hide yours either.

“Yeah,” you smirked, licking your top row of teeth before pushing yourself off the chair. “We can go upstairs.”

Seonghwa didn’t even bat an eye before taking a hold of your hand in his, literally dragging you back inside the house where he discarded his empty solo cup in the trash along with yours. The source of laughter grew quieter as the two of you descended further into the house, silently navigating up the staircase with nothing in mind other than the fact that both of you were obviously desperate for some sort of action.

Your easy agreement probably made it sound like you were one of people who slept with anyone they could, but that wasn’t the case. Turning down boys was practically your profession. But with Park Seonghwa? You wanted a taste of that. 

You wanted a taste of his mystery, you wanted a touch of that tattoo strip on the side of his neck and the ones on his fingers. You just wanted to feel the flexed bicep underneath the tough leather jacket and the alcohol kissed lips against your neck and preferably on every inch of your body.

Who could blame you for wanting to?

“I didn’t think you were the desperate type,” Seonghwa lows, pushing you against the bedroom door as he locked it. 

“I’m not,” your eyes flicker up to his, smirking as you place a hand on the side of his neck, tracing his tattoo with your finger. “You just happened to catch my attention recently.”

“I’m flattered, really,” Seonghwa smirked, eyeing your features with his arms caging you between his body and the door.

“Just fucking kiss me already.”

“Oh, you’re so desperate for me to just fuck you right now aren’t you?” Seonghwa growled, grabbing your waist and pushing you backwards onto the bed until you were flat on your back.

“You’re delusional if you think I’m going to beg for it,” patience wasn’t really on your side, you weren’t gifted with it at all. Especially when it came to fucking.

“Alright, bet.” 

A pair of luscious lips slammed against yours in a matter of seconds, Seonghwa was pushing your body deeper into the mattress as his knee pushed open your legs and hands sliding up from your sides to your hands. It was as if you were kissing nothing but mouldable chocolate that tasted of a faint strawberry chapstick, kissing it so hungrily.

“You think I can’t make you beg? Just watch,” Seonghwa’s lips hovered over yours, barely parted as he pushed your legs further apart with his knee, fingers popping the button of your jeans before pulling down its zipper.

“I don’t give in ea- shit,” your head lurched forward as Seonghwa pressed his fingers against your clit, rubbing it slowly before guiding it down to your folds and cloaking his fingers with your wetness.

“Fuck, what was that? Starting to get wet for me?” 

“Don’t act like you don’t have a stiffy here,” you could feel Seonghwa’s hard-on underneath his jeans rubbing against your thigh, making you smirk before subtly moving your leg.

“Are you trying to make me beg? No, I don’t play like that,” Seonghwa lowered his face against your neck with a low groan, sinking his long fingers into your pussy with ease before pumping them in and out, earning a quiet whine from you.

“Tsk, tsk, I can do this all night, you know?” You could feel a smirk against your neck, the chilling inhales and exhales against your skin sent shivers down your spine as Seonghwa quickened the pace of his fingers pumping in and out of you, causing your knees wanting to shut close.

“Fuck- Seonghwanggha,” he wasn’t kidding when he said he could make you beg. You were literally on the verge of it. His fingers weren’t enough and he knew that, they were just enough.

“Aw, are you getting needy? Hm? Do you want more?” The tease sent your brain into a frenzy, cloaked with a thick film of haze as Seonghwa starts to rub your clit with the palm of his hand while still fucking you with his fingers. 

“Yes, jesus fucking christ- yes!”

“Yes what? Hm? What do you want?” 

“You.”

“I need you to say it.”

“Ohmyfuckinggod- I want you to fuck me.”

“Sorry, I couldn’t hear that.”

“Fuck me, I want you to fuck me- ughhnah fuck,” a sharp pain brews against your neck, Seonghwa had caught the flesh of your neck between his teeth, biting it while pulling your jeans and panties down to the floor. 

A moan slips out of your mouth as Seonghwa licks the spot on your neck, kissing it before sucking on your jawline. The sudden idea of where you were and what you were doing left your mind like a flash, all you could think of was being touched, touched by Seonghwa and kissing his tattoos on his fingers that were knuckles deep inside of you.

“Told you I would make you beg.”

Underestimation was always your weakness, tonight was a clear sign you should probably stop doing that. 

“You flatter yourself too damn much,” you grit, flipping Seonghwa onto his back before lowering yourself onto the waistband of his black jeans, eyeing his bulging erection with a smirk.

“But was I wrong? I don’t think so,” Seonghwa sits up, holding the side of your face in one of his hands before sliding them up to your hair. Your mouth shoots wide open as Seonghwa suddenly grabs a hold of your hair, pulling it back to expose the bruised skin on your neck.

Oh, how much you wanted to just rip his tongue out for his reckless teasing. It was driving you wild, too insanely wild. But you love it.

His belt unbuckled with ease as you yank his jeans and boxers down to his ankles, freeing his hardened cock that just hit his stomach. Your shirt already found itself discarded onto the floor with the rest of the items pulled off your body, as if they were just another decorative piece on the floor.

The longer he watched you with a cocky smirk, the more you wanted to just slap it off. But you were so turned on. So, so turned on you could practically feel your wetness smearing between your thighs.

A small wince shot out from above you as Seonghwa hissed through his gritted teeth, staring down at his dick in the palm of your hands, squeezing it lightly before slowly pumping. You knew if you decided to tease him, it wouldn’t end well for you, what else could you expect from a man like this?

“Jesus fucking christ,” Seonghwa moans, head falling back as he props himself up with his elbows. The tip of his dick was itching to hit the back of your throat any second now, just waiting for him to buck his hip up into your mouth.

It was the brief groan from the back of your throat that sent Seonghwa’s thighs squirming and abdomen tensing hard. You could tell he was enjoying the way your tongue swirled around the base of his cock, pressing against his length with enough pressure to have him gripping your hair.

Just the sound of him reacting to your mouth sent your head into a cloud full of lust. You wanted more and the best you could do at the moment was just rub your thighs together in anticipation as your eyes shot up to Seonghwa’s, droopy and filled with nothing but desperation.

“Fuck, you’re good,” his scrunched up face said it all. “Come here.” 

You remove your lips from his throbbing length with a kissing sound before climbing on top of him only to be flipped right around, wrists pinned down on either side of your head. It was impressive how he could do that so nonchalantly with nothing but a cocky smirk.

“I should’ve guessed you were a brat,” Seonghwa hissed, brushing his tip against your clit. The urge to just buck your hips against his was killing you but you knew it would only do more harm than pleasure.

“Then I guess you better fuck me like one.”

The fire in his eyes was more than any sentence. His desire was fuming inside him, eager to cloud his judgement the moment your hole stretched from his length suddenly sliding into you.

He sure knew how to work his dick right when a grunt outed from your mouth as Seonghwa hooked his hips at an angle before thrusting. The eye-rolling pleasure only lasted a few seconds before Seonghwa quickened his pace, starting to snap his hips into you as he hooked both of your legs over his shoulders.

Fuck, you wanted to kiss him, but he knew what he was doing to you. He was doing it on purpose. There was no way he was going to let you kiss him. No way to busy your mouth as moans escape it recklessly.

“Ohffuck-” your head was growing lighter and lighter by the second, back arched off the mattress by now if it wasn’t for Seonghwa pushing your knees against your chest.

It was quite embarrassing hearing just your moans bouncing off the walls of this room as Seonghwa was pile-driving you deep into the bed, it only made you more desperate to crash your lips onto Seonghwa’s to deafen them. You really didn’t want to bite down on your arm, but you were more desperate than ever.

“Aw, why are you being so quiet hm? Is this dick not satisfying you enough?” Seonghwa smirks from above you, parting his lips so you could finally hear his staggered breathing.

“Y-Yeah, something like t-that- unghh,” sarcasm was undoubtedly your go-to method to cope with certain situations, but this time it was sarcasm that would get you more than you asked for.

“Oh? You really want to fucking play like that? You’re not going to be able to walk once I’m done with you.”

Emptiness looms in your heat as Seonghwa pulls out, latching either side of your waist before flipping you around on your stomach in a flash. A surprised gasp left your lips as he stingingly squeezed the flesh of your ass with a chuckle, hoisting you onto your knees.

“You really think you’re different from everyone el- mhmmh,” your snarky remark was cut short when you felt a hand push the side of your face against the mattress, legs twitching as Seonghwa thrust himself into you once again.

“You’re getting on my goddamn nerves,” Seonghwa snarls, keeping a tight grip on your hair in his fist as the other hand smoothes over your side.

The pumping pleasure coursing through your body felt electric, making you feel like you were above the clouds with each hard thrust. You could feel your ass bouncing as Seonghwa’s thrusts became sloppy, louder as the room echoed with nothing but a mix of your lewd moans and slapping skin.

“Tsk, I can feel you shaking underneath me. Regretting it yet?” 

“I can fucking handle it, shut up,” you weren’t raised as no weak bitch.

“I really hope so,” well fuck. You could feel your thighs quivering as Seonghwa slowly pushed your legs further apart, stomach falling closer against the mattress. Just barely above it. “Impressive.” 

It was a new angle that had you wanting to cry, with the way his cock hit deep in you and both of his hands either side of you holding him up. You couldn’t help but let your face fall against your arms, breathing as if it were your last and brows furrowed so hard you could feel your face about to cramp.

“Seonghw-aaahhmhm,” your legs twitched, pushing themselves higher off the mattress as your ass hits Seonghwa’s stomach with no choice. You couldn’t hold the position any longer unless you wanted to burst into tears from the burning in your thighs.

“What’s the matter huh? I thought you could handle it.”

“P-Please,” you cry.

“What do you want?”

“Kiss me- just please fucking kiss me,” your voice grew deeper and louder, desperation dripping from your tongue like poison as you push yourself off the mattress and flip Seonghwa onto his back with no time wasted in hoping your soaking wet cunt back on his length.

“Get your pretty lips here then,” your lips crashed harshly onto one another, teeth clashing as saliva coated your lips. The weak taste of his strawberry chapstick was still there and you loved it, love the way his lips moulded perfectly with yours each time as his hips snapped up into yours.

Seonghwa’s hands grip your hips roughly as he tries his best to hold them up with your legs quivering. His hips were snapping up briskly with a slap, shooting immense pleasure through your body like little sparks bottling into a ball in the deepest pit of your stomach.

“Oh fuck, right theremhmmgh right there,” you whisper a moan against his lips before letting your face fall in the nape of his neck, hand cupping the side of his face as the other grips the bedsheets.

Seonghwa just couldn’t control the loudness of his breathing anymore, grunting through gritted teeth as he shut his eyes close and glutes on fire with how rapid he was moving his hips. It was a breath-taking moment with your knuckles turning white and nails on the verge of tearing into the bedsheet as the pleasurable feeling of his cock pounding into you from below just pushing you to the edge of your combustion.

“Uggnghh- shitohmygod!” your fist loosened on the bedsheets before slamming them closer to your body, pushing yourself off of Seonghwa’s chest with a high-pitched moan and wide mouth as your brain turns into mush. Nothing but electrifying pleasure washed over you like a tsunami, making you clench tight around Seonghwa’s cock and gazing into his droopy lust-filled eyes. 

A white film casts over your vision as you lower your lips onto Seonghwa’s, giving him a slow intent kiss as his hips calm down. Legs still quivering with the slightest movement as you lowered yourself with him, making his length slide out of you with ease and just poking at your stomach.

Seconds which felt like minutes went by with nothing but silence. Just basking in your own silent thoughts in your own heads.

You should’ve felt anything. Anything but guilt.

Why guilt? Out of all emotions, why guilt after fucking a stranger you just met? A stranger who was brought to you by your best friend. Your best friend who once confessed he loves you.

“This was a mistake,” you didn’t think twice before scattering to get your clothes, rushingly putting them back onto your body as Seonghwa was left there with confusion written all over his face.

“Wait,” he booms, “what do you mean this was a ‘mistake’?” 

Seonghwa replicated your actions and started putting his clothes back on in a swift, still waiting for an answer after you responded with nothing but silence. He should’ve known, he was Yunho’s best friend too after all. 

“Listen, just forget this ever happened, please,” just thinking about this night would eat you alive, and it would definitely kill Yunho from the inside.

Before Seonghwa could say anything, you dashed out of the bedroom door, skipping down the stairs with your heart pounding like crazy, ready to jump out of your chest. It wasn’t long before you could hear footsteps following you closely behind, which made you even more uneasy as you could tell he was desperate for answers.

“Hey, what the fuck is your problem?” Seonghwa grabs you by the arm, halting you in your escape before letting go with a piercing stare. “You can’t just beg me to fuck you like that and say, oh, ‘this was a mistake’.”

You could tell he was mocking you, but you really couldn’t blame him. The only person to blame here was you. You should’ve known better than to sleep with one of Yunho’s best mates, especially when you knew the boy had deep feelings for you.

“Because it is a mistake,” you grit, “we can’t tell Yunho what happened… it’ll break him.”

In all honesty, it would break you more than him. Guilt was a more deadlier disease than heartbreak, it was worse when it came down to friendships more than love itself.

“Wha-”

“Can’t tell me what?”

Your eyes widen in shock as you snap your attention to the familiar voice behind you, already feeling a pang in your chest as your eyes locked onto Yunho’s innocent ones. Seonghwa kept quiet as you tried to choke out a few words to Yunho, flickering his gaze back and forth between the two of you.

“Um, nothing! Nothing, we were just getting to know each other, that all,” you try your hardest to make your fake smile not obvious, but it clearly wasn’t working with Yunho’s confused gaze turning into a suspicious one.

“Getting to know each other huh?” Yunho poked the inside of his cheek with his tongue, running his eyes up and down the two of you.

“Yeah.”

“I could tell,” an octave drop in Yunho’s voice sent you breathing harder as his facial features hardened, soft brown loving eyes turned into a cold glare. “You fucking bastard.”

Yunho’s attention wasn’t on you anymore, it was focused on the person standing behind you. Everything happened so quickly, next thing you know, Yunho was pinning Seonghwa up against the wall by his collar, faces close in proximity with jaws clenched and fists balled.

“You fucking knew,” Yunho snarled, “and yet you still fucked her. I thought you were my best friend, Hwa. What the fuck happened to that huh?”

“H-How?” could he smell Seonghwa’s cologne on you? What the heck.

“Your shirt is inside out.” 

Well, fuck. Not only did he catch you lying straight to his face but he caught his two best friends fucking each other, his best friend and someone who he had poured his heart and soul to.

“Yunho, please. I can ex-”

“You can explain? Yeah, alright go ahead, let’s hear what you have to say and if this motherfucker has anything else to add to it.”

“Yunho, get your hands off of me or we’re going to have a problem,” Seonghwa tries his best to pry Yunho’s grip from his collar, standing on his toes as he faces his deadly glare.

“We already have a problem, Hwa,” Seonghwa drops down with a thud as Yunho finally lets him go, throwing his glare back onto you. “Go ahead, say what you have to say.” 

“I-I… we just… we were desperate, Yunho,” it wasn’t the best and most plausible excuse but it was honestly it.

“Desperate. Out of all people, you choose him? Are you serious? I don’t know if you got my hints, but fuck!”

“Yunho, I am so so sorry. Please, just-” 

“God, I hate being in love with you!” 

It was at that moment, you could see your world crumbling down as Yunho bites back a quiver. His eyes glossy and starting to frame with red as Seonghwa also couldn’t help but wear a remorseful face.

“Hey-”

“Don’t fucking touch me, Hwa,” Yunho aggressively brushed off Seonghwa’s hand on his shoulder, throwing him a side glare as he lowers his head. “Go home.”

“Woah, what is going on?” all three of your heads snapped up to a red flushed, drunk Mingi with a half empty bottle of soju in his hands stopping mid way with a questioning look on his face. Soon enough, the whole group of boys were here, standing behind Mingi with a replicated confused face.

“Everyone, go home. I’m not feeling good tonight,” Yunho pushed through the group of boys, passing to the kitchen where he grabbed a new cold bottle of soju from his fridge.

“Man, you sure? Want us to stay just in case?” Jongho spoke, brows raised as he was concerned for his gloomy looking friend.

“Mingi can stay, I don’t trust him alone at home while he’s drunk. Everyone else go home, please.”

“Yun-”

“I said leave,” you could barely even choke out his name before getting cut off again, guilt slowly but painfully chewing away at bits of your soul.

“Alright, you heard the man. Leave him be,” Yeosang took the liberty to usher everyone out with swaying arm movements, clueless of what had unfolded before everyone had walked in.

Mingi smiled brightly, waving his goodbyes and yelling his goodbyes as he joined a slouched Yunho in the kitchen. You couldn’t help but plaster a fake grin to fuel his happy hour before leaving out the door, embraced by the cold once more. But this time, you weren’t just cold on the outside, you could feel it inside of you. As if you had just turned yourself into a cold-blooded killer.

Murdering whatever trust and happiness Yunho had left in that big body of his.

Like everyone else in the entire world, you had to live with what you got, what you’ve done, what you can’t take back.

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ATEEZ Reaction To: Catching them off-guard by being naked

Hii, I've noticed your requests are open. And i've been seeing your Ateez reactions recently, which are amazing. :D I just wondered, do you think you could do an Ateez reaction where their S.O. walks into the room naked while they are playing a game, working on music etc? (Kind of like that new Tik tok trend going around atm) x

Guuurl, sorry I waited so long to actually do something about this ask lol, but hopefully this will make you happy :)

Songs Listened To: X by CODE KUNST + LEE HI, FXXK It by BIGBANG, Dante’s Creek by THEY + DEAN, Baby Don’t Stop by NCT, Love Talk - Wayv, A Little Death by The Neighborhood

Hongjoong ♡:

• This man was straight vibing and your sneaky ass just HAD to do something

• “Joong.”

• “Yeah?” he didn’t look up from the small journal, with which he was jotting down lyrics for a future song he was to produce for

• He kept his eyes trained on the pages

• And uh-uh, that wouldn’t do 😤

• You rolled your eyes and waltzed over to the boy, putting a hand on the shoulder of the chair so you could swing him around to face you, an eyebrow raised

• “Look at me.”

• And he sure as hell did dafdsaffwq

• Face said :O

• Doesn’t matter how many times he sees your nude body, still looks like a kid in a candy store lol

• To say he was completely distracted would be a huge understatement

• Hanky panky in his mini studio? Yessir

Seonghwa ♡:

• Looking at this gif and listening to a slowed sexy song is gonna kill me istg

• Also, who let him act like a little hoe in their comeback? Keep your shirt down, mister, it’s not safe

• Gorl has nothing to do in his sparetime because he’s not too big of a gAMeR, but he does like to play phone games when he’s especially bored

• Would probably be playing like fuckin uhhhh candy crush or something when you said “lemme do sum a lil crazy 😌💅“

• You were kinda just curious to see what his reaction would be if you showed up witcha tiddies out

• So you got out the shower and half-assedly threw on a silk robe that Hwa got you for your birthday, not tying it or anything, but rather letting it slip off your damp shoulders while the front sat open and displayed your body for all to see

• His reaction when you leant against the doorframe and fake pouted?

• Immediate 📉

• Everday and night he’s gon chase you frfr

• “C’mere...,” He’d mumble, tossing his phone to the side 

• Level thirty-seven could wait ;)

Yunho ♡:

• Playing pc games at home is one of his favorite things to do (He’s even said so)

• PC games are his go-to when he gets bored of console

• So he’s constantly in his lil gaming room so that if you’re ever sleeping, he doesn’t wake you up

• He was on a multiuplayer session of Valorant when you decided to ruin his gaymer grind

• F in the chat boys

• “Yunho?”

• “Yes?” He stops his hastily typed directions to his game buddies in favor of giving you a quick glance from his chair, and has to look over again to make sure he's seeing things right

• Yeah, he was definitely seeing the pretty rise of your breasts and smoothness of your thighs, revealed from the towel now on the floor, right. Especially the way both of those lovely attributes were becoming larger as you approached him

• "W-woah!" He rushes to shield his eyes, though you only giggle and swivel his chair around in order to straddle him, removing his hands from his face

• "What? Am I too repulsive to?"

• "No! No it's just...," Yunho trails off, letting out a shaky breath and trying his best to not stare so obviously. Literally just paying attention at anything but what you wanted him to

• You only grin, tilting his chin to you face you head-on, "It's ok to look, baby. Don't be so shy"

• a forgotten game and heated chair sex is what would lead to your surprise

• kiss kiss for baby 😘

Yeosang ♡:

• We need more Yeosang gifs, this is ridiculous y'all ;(. Also, we're just... Not gonna talk about San on the side 💀

• Oh oh! And Yeosang getting bolder on stage is my favorite thing

• soooo snowboarding

• Yeosang said he likes to do that in his free time

• He'd just got a new custom board, which the front had lovely baby blue dripping forest face and the meaning of his name painted in black for the back, "Sound Resonating From A High Point."

• He was waxing it in the kitchen with it sat atop the island for easier space when he felt your arms slide around his waist, to which he smiled at, still continuing his work

• "Hello there," he mused

• "Baby, what would you do if I told you I was naked?"

• bitch hUH??

• He really did not waste time with turning in your hold and IMMEDIATELY looking down to see what you're wearing

• He chuckles upon , giving a cat whistle before bending down to set you on top of the counter

• "What's this for?"

• "Bored," you purse your lips, allowing yourself to lean back on your forearms as you spread your legs, "And you seemed like a good time-passer"

• Yeosang hums, falling to his knees easily enough and pulling you towards the edge of the island, then presses an affectionate kiss to your inner thigh

• "Fair enough"

San ♡:

• San likes to spiffy up on his English, which is still pretty hard for him even if you assure him that he's doing just fine when he speaks it around your family

• That being said, you'll sometimes catch him at the table with a textbook in front of him and a language journal by the side that he uses to write small romanizations

• You were particularly bored today. And damn, was San looking good with his messy black hair and shirtless torso. He never really did wear shirts around the house.

• "Sannie," You sang from the doorframe, fresh out of the shower and a bit sexually frustrated considering San hadn't touched you for a couple weeks due to your busy schedule

• He hummed in acknowledgement, jotting something down in the journal as he alternated between both the book and notebook

• You knew he was busy but his English really wasn't bad, so it didn't need to be now. It could wait a bit longer

• Sighing, you drop the towel from your body and fling it at San, which makes him jump and pull it from off of his head, looking towards you immediately and gasping

• You put a hand on your hip, giggling at how he tries to calm himself down

• lol goofy boy

• "C'mon, I know you're tired, I can help you relax," you gesture with a finger in a beckoning motion, and like he was already planning on it, he hops up from his seat and follows you back to the bedroom

• sorry if this was kinda boring lol, let's just San could have literally any reaction and frankly, this is probably the most tame he would be

Mingi ♡:

• Like Yunho in a lot of ways

• He does like to play games (probably PC, too), so you already know he'd be mashing that controller in the living room lol

• "Aww man, are you kidding me!?"

• Mingi gets shy, especially when it comes to you, so when you decided it'd be a good idea to step in front of the screen while he was playing Zelda with the towel around your body held open, he was a visual representation of keyboard mashing

• "Woah—Ohmygod-" [insert Minnie baby accidentally throwing his controller in his haste to cover his eyes]

• "You don't want me?" You ask, pouting and tilting your head

• His response is spreading two of the fingers across his eyes to peek, nodding his head frantically but trying to find the right words so he doesn't make you sad, "You just scared me is all! I don't wanna be rude by looking when you don't want me to or anything..."

• He takes his fingers away to hold them out instead, making grabby hands until you smile and crawl into them, in turn, climbing on top of his lap and letting him press his face into the valley between your breasts so he could kiss the skin there while looking at you

• "I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong idea," he mumbles, nuzzling his head farther down

• "No baby, you're fine," You reassure him with a hand ruffling the strands of his hair

• sweet hanky panky alert 🚨 sweet hanky panky alert 🚨

Wooyoung ♡:

• it's the large ass gif of Woo and his ponytail for me

• Oh and yeah, I know this doesn't quite fit theme of YOU walking in on them to flash your boobies but you're gonna keep your mouth shut and pretend it does 😏

• Another gamer.. damn this is getting repetitive

• hmmm

• Dance practice it is! 😃

• Woo doesn't like repeatedly practicing the same moves over and over again, but he did like the progress he made with each re-do, so he supposes he'll bear with the exhaustion

• Well.. obviously not now, because he's just walking through the bedroom door when he finally registers that you're sitting on the bed, lying on your stomach and scrolling through your phone with a leg raising your body go the side

• You snap your head to look at him, "Ah, there you are," you grin, pushing yourself up to a sitting position, "Thought you were gonna come home late again"

• Wooyoung let's out a snort as he closes the door behind him and drops his dance bag to the side, already taking his inky black hair out of the ponytail it was previously in and shaking it loose

• "What a nice surprise"

Jongho ♡:

• No thoughts, only buff babie

• And how he sung "sex in the morning baby" with a scary amount of aggression

• lol it makes sense that sweetie likes to play racing games on his computer

• LITerally so precious ;(

• Same trope (yes I'm a disappointment); Jongie plopped onto his lil chair with a fluffy blanket around his shoulders and headphones on that cute little head of his

• He said "I love playing car games, vroom vroom y'all 😤"

• And you said "I love playing surprise games, yes yes 😈"

• Gorl, when I tell you he squeaked out of surprise at how you turned his chair around to face you ;(

• "Uhh... Am I- Am I supposed to be looking?" He stammers, eyebrows raised and eyes locked on your bare front

• "By all means, baby," you purr, shaking your head with a familiar fondness at the boy in awe before you

• Just like Joong, he never tires of seeing you naked. He loves looking at you when you're nude, because it's when he can appreciate all aspects of you

• "Hang on, let me pause the game, I'll meet you in the bedroom"

• Getting intimate with Jongho is quite easy. He'll pretty much always say yes to sex, and it's pretty casual when you hint at it

#kpop smut #ateez reactions #smut #ateez smut #kpop reactions #reactions #jongho smut #seonghwa smut #yeosang smut #hongjoong smut #mingi smut #yunho smut #requested #wooyoung smut

[studiomet]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY @gelbraddy

i hope you enjoy my attempt at big tiddy bull man! stay awesome ❤️

#art for me friends #minotaur #rainbow hair go brrrrrr #hope you like it

[c-c-cherry]

OOH I GOT A GOOD REQUEST,,,, How about Jonathan’s reaction to each of the jojos, and their jobros?

*Jonathan looking down at his absolutely fucked family tree, a single tear running down his cheek*

Listen...I always say that *insert literally any character* is the best parental figure but it's Jonathan hours which legally means I can call Jonathan best dad in this post regardless of anything I’ve said in the past about any other best dads.

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Lemme just implement my soft Jonathan headcanons first: 

-Soft man. The king of manly tears. Tears down toxic masculinity like a fucking bulldozer

-Knits AND crochets. He never had a mother growing up so when Erina came in with all these lovely, traditionally feminine skills, he wanted to learn ALL OF IT

-Arguably gives the best hugs out of every Jojo (Josuke is a pretty close second, though)

-Since this post is just an impossible dimensional pocket where anything can happen, him and Erina live in one of those old grandma cottage-houses with a comfy, old couch and tacky curtains and a really cute little garden

-Again, if this is a pocket dimension he’s definitely hosting the Joestar family reunion there

-Just one of those houses where everyone feels comfortable

-Is impossible to piss off (except if you do anything to the people he loves)

-Always speaks in a very soft, understanding voice even when he’s mad/disappointed

-The father figure all the Jojos wish they had

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Part 2:

-You know that face you make when you watch someone you love do something insanely stupid but you’re still trying to keep positive because you know from experience that trying to stop them is futile?

-Just this constant, wincing smile?

-Yeah. That pretty much sums up Jonathan’s expression within any vicinity of Joseph Joestar

-He loves the man. He really does. But oh my god is he a dumbass

-Jonathan is the type of man to like,,,make bread and talk about his feelings but Joseph wants none of that shit and that’s ok,,,Jonathan can and will find another way to bond

-Regardless, he loves his Himbo grandson and the two of them end up talking about Erina and Speedwagon and a lil bit of Hamon too :3

-CAESAR on the other hand—Jonathan is so fucking happy to see a descendant of the Zeppeli’s continuing the whole Hamon thing and managing to be friends with Joseph

-Although Joseph never wants to talk about it outside of fighting, Jonathan and Caesar both share this tender love for the healing aspect of it :’)

-He teaches Caesar how to do stuff like grow/heal plants and flowers and Caesar ends up growing his own sunflowers in Jonathan’s backyard :)

-Smokey reminds him of Poco and he literally just wants to protect him with his whole heart hhhhhhhh

-Suzi Q also reminds him of Erina, but he still has no idea how she puts up with Joseph’s bullshit (and whenever she can’t decide what to wear, he always helps)

-He penalizes Lisa Lisa for being a fucking Hamon coach and also smoking cause like-

Part 3:

-Hgggghnn HEAR ME OUT but between him and Joseph, Jotaro arguably has more qualities of Jonathan including this wonderfully secret, sweet, sensitive side

-Jonathan grows flowers using Hamon and braids them into Star Plat’s hair (he has practice when doing it with Erina) :))))

-Joot claims to hate the bread that Jonathan bakes but if he DOES make it y’all know you’ll find him sitting there, eating it, and talking about his feelings like a good man should (but only if no one else is around)

-Arguably the only responsible father figure in his life and the only one who would scold him for literally going to jail

-Also apologizes profusely for not killing DIO the first time ;(

-Kakyoin is the kind of person you could just sit in silence with for hours doing shit like reading or painting or something and Father Jojo is loving the vibe

-YES JONATHAN WOULD HAVE A HOME GARDEN and every year he grows cherries for Kak >:)

-Pol is a bit extreme for him, but if he can handle Joseph then he can handle this man

-As rich, Victorian boys often did, he definitely studied french as a kid and can surprisingly hold a pretty good conversation

-Him and Avdol!!!! Feed his chickens together!! And engage in lovely, civil conversation :)))))

-Holy definitely inherited Jonathan and Erina’s sweet nature and she’s always down to compare knitting techniques with him :)

Part 4:

-Is it....is it safe to say that Jonathan just adopts all of Morioh?

-Ok but Josuke gets along with everybody (Rohan doesn’t count hgfjgh) so you already know he’d be up for some nice familial bonding (though he wouldn’t show it initially)

-I feel like he’d be hesitant at first because him and Joseph are already on weird terms and he doesn't wanna “intrude” on the Joestar family or anything like that

-But our man Jonathan is here to reassure him that he’s still a part of the family and his cute little grandma house door is always open for him when he needs it

-Jonathan would bake that bread and Josuke would be sittin’ on that couch pouring his heart out before that shit even comes out of the oven

-Josuke’s the biggest out of his friends so getting completely engulfed in a nice, warm, loving Jonathan hug is the best shit

-Like instant serotonin :)

-Crazy Diamond doesn’t have any hair so no stand braiding :( BuT Josuke will let his hair down sometimes and you already know master weaver Jonathan Joestar is braiding in some purple flowers and shit :)

-Okuyasu isn’t that smart academically, but our man has a big heart and that’s all Jonathan cares about

-Jonathan always makes soup for him whenever he’s down because Oku’s mama used to make him soup when he was sad too ;-;

-The two bond over losing a mother at a young age and never being close with their father and feeling unwanted growing up and its the sweetest shit

-Koichi would just,,,,stare in awe because between Jonathan, Joseph, and Jotaro he feels like a fucking ant (and is honestly kinda scared)

-The first time they meet, Jonathan tries to ruffle his hair and accidentally PUSHES THE BOY INTO THE CONCRETE and he feels so bad after, that he spends all night knitting him a new sweater

-He gives it to Koichi with apologetic tears in his eyes and Koichi fucking LOVES IT with all his heart

-Rohan is extremely intrigued by all of this shit and they two of them spend hours talking about Jonathan’s life

-Rohan ends up giving him a painting of Erina and now Jonathan sends him his favourite cookies on his birthday every year

-Also him and Tonio are real good buds and Tonio never yells at Jonathan for “eating impolitely” like George used to because he knows its just a sign that he loves his food :)

Part 5:

-What can I say? Both Jonathan and Giorno got a love for flowers and life, and that’s literally all they do together

-Like,,,their happiness is in one giant, contagious loop because when Jojo’s really happy, his Hamon will just make shit bloom everywhere and when Giogio is happy, his stand will go fucking bonkers and change shit into plants

-Ok but what if,,,they braided flowers into each other’s hair? :D

-Jonathan would bake the bread. Giorno would sit hesitantly on the couch. The moment this kid takes a bite with that GOOD jam he’s like “HAHA there goes my stoic front whoops-”

-Jonathan thought Giorno would get cold in the winter so he crocheted a heart the size of his tiddy window and gave it to him for Christmas

-As I said previously, him and Bruno would go fucking hard on tea parties and all that shit -Both are the obvious mom friend, it’s impossible for them not to get along

-Abba’s a little,,,iffy about him, but eventually grows on him the more Abbacchio actually starts warming up to Giorno (for whatever reason)

-Jonathan’s never really had to deal with teenagers that much (aside from when he was one himself,) so he really has no idea what the hell to do around Narancia and Mista because they’re so young and he feels like a fucking grandma around them

-But they’re always really sweet to him and ask if he wants to play COD but Jonathan has no idea why they could wanna play with a fish so he just smiles and laughs and hopes its a joke :’)

-When Trish wants her nails done, best jonadad is here to do it. She wants her hair done? Jonathan’s got that special brush that doesn’t hurt when you’re doing tangles. Hugs? Infinite hug supplier, babey. He’s really out here doing whatever it takes to keep best girl happy

-Fugo is,,,quiet,,,but he always comes over and eats the strawberries in his garden when they’re ready for harvest

-He even helps make them into jam :)

-He also teaches Fugo Hamon breathing techniques when he caught wind of his anger and it actually helps him a lot

-He considers everyone in that house his family too, and always invites them over for social events at his pocket dimension grandma house

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Jonathan Joestar lives in my head rent free...

If you’ve got a head canon idea, my ask box is always open!! <3

#jjba #jojos's bizarre adventure #jjba headcanons #headcanons #jonathan joestar #joseph joestar #jotaro kujo #josuke higashikata #giorno giovanna #jojo's bizzare adventure golden wind #diamond is unbreakable #battle tendency #ask-c-c-cherry #phantom blood #cw: smoking

[h0neypjm]

hey there, welcome to h0neypjm’s library !!! I hope you enjoy your stay here and have fun reading what i create. It is also noted that all of my works are pure fiction and is not by any means based on reality or my personal beliefs of the artists written about.

Disclaimer: Anything marked with ☾ has explicit sexual content!

Please do not copy, repost or modify in anyway.

k e y:

smut: ☾ | fluff ✿ | angst ★

k i m - n a m j o o n 

coming soon !

k i m - s e o k j i n

coming soon !

m i n - y o o n g i

coming soon !

j u n g - h o s e o k

coming soon !

p a r k - j i m i n

◦ Homie hopper till i die! ft. Taehyung ☾

↬ Threesome, pwp

↬ A homie hopper is defined as an individual that ‘hops’ from one person to another, where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends.Never in your life did you think you would find yourself in a situation as awkward as this, but how could you have possibly known that you had fucked your way through a whole friend group. Well, almost, Jimin and Taehyung are more than happy to show you the true consequences of what it means to be a homie hopper.

k i m - t a e h y u n g

◦ Just for practice ☾

↬ best friend! Taehyung, pwp

↬ “I think we should normalise giving head to your friends as practice.”

◦ Homie hopper till i die! ft. Jimin ☾ 

↬ Threesome, pwp

↬ A homie hopper is defined as an individual that ‘hops’ from one person to another, where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends.Never in your life did you think you would find yourself in a situation as awkward as this, but how could you have possibly known that you had fucked your way through a whole friend group. Well, almost, Jimin and Taehyung are more than happy to show you the true consequences of what it means to be a homie hopper.

j e o n - j u n g k o o k

◦ Maid for you ☾✿  

↬ established relationship au, maid jk

↬ Despite his many protests, you always thought Jungkook was the prettiest boy you have ever laid your eyes upon and you would do anything to prove it to him. It was then on one fateful night, you had struck gold when you stumbled upon the beauty of men in maid costumes, finally giving you a way to prove just how pretty Jeon Jungkook truly is.

◦ "big tiddie anime bitches” ☾✿ - prequel to ‘maid for you’ 

↬ established relationship au, pwp

↬ Jungkook, bless his heart, has an obsession. An obsession with big titty anime girls and the idea of you dressed as them. His birthday is coming up, what better time to fulfil his weeb fantasies than on Jungkook's special day. Alternatively...You hate the idea of dressing up as those stupid "big tiddie anime bitches" but your love for Jeon Jungkook is stronger. Besides Jungkook will have his turn next.

◦ Confident ☾✿★ 01 | 02 | 03 | 04

↬ college au, fuckboy jk, cheeky virgin reader

↬ After giving Jungkook the best suck of his life he’s left wondering if what you said was true. Was it really your first time? Cause Jungkook thinks you might’ve lied.

◦ He was a sk8er boi she said... ☾✿★ 

↬ punk!jk, ex ballerina reader, parents au, exes to lovers au

↬ You were certain you had finally gotten rid of the lingering feelings and memories stored within your Jungkook shaped heart. This would however become a total lie when his face suddenly appeared on every billboard plastered in Seoul and how his voice flooded every radio station on air. Even worse, your daughter’s eyes are a complete carbon copy of the boy that left you.

↑ coming soon !

◦ The point of realisation  ☾✿★

↬ college au, fratboy jk, fake-dating au, fwb

↬ Blessing or a curse you’ll never know. The universe keeps thrusting men your way only for them to break it off, claiming they have found their so called ‘love of their life.’ Quite frankly you’re tired and confused. Why are you every man’s good luck charm, their so called ‘point of realisation?’ What will it take for someone to finally realise that you’re all they need? You certainly don't think fake-dating fratboy Jeon Jungkook will do the trick, though it sure doesn't hurt feeling wanted.

↑ coming soon !

#mine #masterlist #h0neypjm #bts #bts fic

[abbacchiosbelt]

a request for the lovely @alduingijinka​, a dio lover extraordinaire and dio’s birthday girl for the day!

rq — Mind if I request some DIO X S/O headcanons relating to how he'd celebrate his s/o's birthday????

cut for length and some suggestive, but not explicit, content!

Dio spares no expense when it comes to his beloved’s birthday. As the partner of Dio, you should be used to it by now... But he is going to go over the top in the way only Dio can. Dio’s minions will be privy to the birthday celebrations too, of course. Although they might just be there to hold your presents — only the best for Dio’s S/O.

Dio is going to wake you up in the best way he knows possible — which depends on your comfort level. Whether he wakes you up with a slow kiss or his head between your thighs, Dio is going to make sure you have an excellent birthday morning before you’re even allowed to get out of bed. In fact, if you don’t want to, he won’t even make you get out of bed. Everything you want will be brought to you that day... by his servants, of course. Dio couldn’t bear to leave you alone on your birthday!

He’s not a great cook, but he is certainly going to make sure you have your favorite meals available all day, as well as a humongous birthday cake that’s almost comical in size. You’re not sure how you’re going to eat all of it... but you can’t really think about that when Dio is trying to shove a forkful into your mouth.

He will smear the cake on his chest and try to get you to eat it off of him, even if everyone else is there. Dio has no shame. Please eat the cake off of his big bara tiddies or he’ll never shut up. 

Though Dio would prefer to throw some sort of extravagant evening ball for your birthday, he’ll hold back and instead cater to your whims. Want to just relax in bed or the bath all day? He’ll join you. Do you want to go on a midnight stroll and into town for an exotic meal? (The restaurants will be open. Dio will make sure of that.) He’s more than happy to take you by the hand. Although he will insist up until the last minute that a huge party for his beloved is necessary! 

There is a vague sense of melancholy as you age and Dio does not — like every year, he’ll ask you if this is the year. He never pushes, but even Dio struggles with the knowledge that you are still mortal and he is not. Though perhaps now is not the time, he doesn’t want to go many more birthdays without knowing you’ll be around forever. When the time comes, it’s certain to be just as big a celebration as your birthday itself.

No matter what, though Dio is a prideful man who thinks himself above all, he can’t help but feel content with you by his side as he watches you open up presents. He’s lucky to have found a mortal such as you.

He really hopes you like the matching pair of shoes he bought you.

#jjba headcanons #my writing #fluff #suggestive #dio brando #dio brando x reader #dio #the slightest hint of angst at the end but not too much #birthday fluff

[videcoeur]

G, O , D~

Valentine Day’s Alphabet - Ask

G

is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

I don’t think Dio ever gave a gift to anyone if it wasn’t going to give him something in return. I bet most of the gifts he gives if he gives any, are very superficial. Flowers, bottles of wines, expensive things- nothing very thoughtful or personal. Nothing that requires more than a surface level of thoughts. Nothing that he chose specifically for one person. A gift that would fit everyone, if you will. Is he good at gifts? Nah, not really, especially if you’re expecting something he puts some thoughts on. Dio is the kind of person who would run to the drugstore 5 minutes before your birthday party and buy the most expensive thing he finds there just because it has a price tag. I bet if it was time for him to find the «right» gift, it would be a struggle because then he’d have to actually stop and think about the person he’s buying a gift for. Too bad there’s only one place for Dio in Dio’s heart and head, and that place is already taken by Dio.

O

does your muse have a way with words?

He does, to some extent. He has a lot of charisma and knows his way around women (or men) if he wants them. He can also inspire crowds, as seen with how easily he managed to rope in some people to follow him. This probably all boils down to his charisma, but I do believe he knows how to talk. However, he’s also one to lose his patience easily and like to hear himself talk. So, sometimes, it might feel like he’s putting on a show for himself. Plus, when he loses his patience, he may sound unintelligent because of how quickly he is to retort to insulting or trying to boast about his own abilities. Other than that, yeah, he’s good with words.

D

what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

Dio likes his privacy, so an ideal date is in his mansion with one or several partners willing to bend to his every whim. He’s a very hedonistic character, so having several people to please him -and to please, as he takes pride in how good he is- is an ideal date. Dio is not the most profound character on my roster lmao 

Just give him tiddies, good wine, and the big O and he’s a happy man.

#( h; dio. ) #( jjbarp. ) #suggestive tw #oh look a bastard :tm: lol #redlips blooddrops deux #( answered. )