#he can’t be ‘fixed’

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[ohno-the-sun]

Sol

#I’m just gonna put these here so I can rant about all the issues I see in the #so like I as an idiot was like let’s see if I can do a style study on qwille using my favorite boy right #but qwille a brain works in mysterious ways cause like I’m trying to hard to firgure out how they know where to put stuff #and of course the rendering is like that in between fully rendered and that more soft vague #which is gorge #but my brain when I do it is like you need to fix you need to fix this looks bad you suck blahblah #not to even mention the anatomy #which is completely fucked here #I can’t do shoulders to save my life #and he looks so dumb sitting on that box #like what’s wrong with his shoe #I know something’s wrong #I think I need to take a moment #I’m caught in one of those logic loops rn #blahhhhhh

[ominouspuff]

Continuing this fix-it AU where Commander Fox springboards off the deep end into a full-on rebellion, featuring unlikely allies belatedly finding out they are allies far too late to stop being allies but then again it’s never too late not to throw a terrifyingly destructive fit about it (Maul)

Close-up’s under the cut

#fan art #artists on tumblr #star wars fanart #star wars: the clone wars #fix it au #commander fox #obi wan kenobi #padme naberrie #darth maul #Fox - this NEW ally I found is amazing he too hates the Chancellor and he’s giving me guns to use which is my favorite thing #Obi-Wan - Oh perfect I can’t wait to meet this mysterious ally #Maul - Bet #rebel!fox #Maul/the ever present urge to yeet into the void when you realize you’ve been helping your second most hated sworn enemy #feat. Padme slowly but surely losing her will to keep the pinky extended #My sole goal was to come up with context so I could draw that Maul face and it got out of hand #Repurposing GAR Armor AU

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 168

Flash messes with time, in doing so Danny ends up in a bad position.Danny was totally by coincidence summoned to clockworks towers. He gets back to see His parents way are now way big mad scientist. Like on the leagues watch list mad scientist. Like villainous mad scientist. But the two do hide there identities shockingly well.

Danny in this never had his accident. So his parents had enlisted his rouges to help cause chaos and mayhem. The world is now constantly pestered by ghost from the zone.

Phantom does not exist. No one is friends with jazz or Danny out of fear.

Jazz is the one to realize something is wrong, followed by the parents who want to forcibly make Danny help them, even if it means breaking him. Jazz helps Danny escape.

Danny had it and knows it has to be flashes fault. Clockwork has told him stories about flash, mainly to make fun of him. But it has to be his fault.

Cue Danny dragging jazz along to go yell at flash for messing with time. Flash has no idea who Danny is (he was small time Danny had avoided them). Danny is not having it at all just screaming at him about his parents being crazy, none of his friends being his friends and blames him for the ghost problem now facing the world.

#dpxdc #Danny is mad #jazz is confused #be fun if flash can’t fix it #as the world was worse before #Danny didn’t see how bad it was cause he was in the ghost zone #Danny now has a ghost problem to deal with #vlad is totally helping #he is down #the three would make a good villain trio #flash messes with time #but clockwork finds it funny the bulk of the time #clockwork was not letting Danny loose his powers and had him in his tower #that way the effects didn’t hit him

[alittlecrow]

Portrait study from the Solitary Cyclist.

I started this in July with the intention of finishing it before the Letters from Watson substack finished SOLI and that did Not happen.

I’ve been gradually chipping away at it ever since with it being about 20hrs just for the digital rendering. And it only took that long because I had to keep scrapping and restarting Holmes’ face and hand. All my love for Jeremy Brett, but his face is so specific that it was the greatest struggle to get his likeness any decent. And I still find it lacking. But what can you do.

I appreciate the learning experience this gave and it’s made me increase my efforts in digital painting in the weeks since I started it. And my complaints aside, I really did enjoy the process. Frustrating at times, but very rewarding. And I’m quite proud to have finished it instead of leaving it in my wips folder for eternity.

Anyways, bonus traditional sketch with too big Holmes Head and too small Watson Head and initial color comp.

#sherlock holmes #holmes posting #granada holmes #john watson #letters from watson #the solitary cyclist #jeremy brett #david burke #watsholmes #johnlock #definitely one of those moments where my college art teacher was right and I Do need to practice color if I want to get better #he’s not dead #but if he were he’d be looking down at this and telling me how to fix it #but since he’s alive and can’t see this I’m just gonna call it done #my work #sherlock holmes art

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 281

I had a wonderful Ghosts are Dragons idea thanks to @fairy-lights-and-blobs 

Nocturne, the great feathered wyvern of dreams, son of Morpheous, created of the sands of dreams itself, might be a bit, oh what’s the word, stumped. He had been twisting through the smog of the living world, and honestly should have been unseen. Keyword being should. 

Because? 

There’s a tiny? Hatchling? Growling at him when he slips into a warehouse, having been searching for a… misplaced item. And he says it with a question mark because? This is a hatchling, he knows his own senses, but they’re also… seemingly stuck in a human form. 

Dear Dreams, this is worse than how Phantom was- and he had been so injured from too much ecto at formation, even for a baby Primordial, that… Ugh, Nocturne wants to slam his horns against the ground repeatedly. 

Alright tiny red hatchling, let him just scoop you up aaand… alright, off to the Zone to see doctors, because really, he wasn’t expecting to get another child, but he’s also not going to just leave the equivalent of a chronically sick toddler!

Jason, currently Red Hood? No clue what the Fuck is happening, he just got kidnapped by an overgrown owl-lizard thing! And his comms are out and genuinely what the fuck-

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Ghosts are Dragons #Nocturne is acting as Team Phantom’s ghost parent #And now as Jason’s too because it’s like coming across a feral toddler with a lung infection #Either the batfamily or the crime alley goonion is freaking out about Hood getting taken by *SOMETHING* #Like they heard CrackleHissPurrCracksofBoneAndWindsofSand & then their boss/brother/son is just GONE #Comm? Down. Trackers? Gone. #Meanwhile big wyvern Nocturne is wondering if he’s cursed/blessed because this is the SIXTH sick hatchling in the living world he’s found #Ghosts are very all for All-Flock-members-care-for-babies orientated #Nocturne’s babies from oldest to youngest: Jazz Val Tuck Sam Danny Ellie #And then they can’t tell with Jason until his sickness can be fixed- and no it doesn’t have to do with the Pits

[r26yz]

#procreate #type : fanart #lee arknights #arknights #mr. lee #IT TOOK ME AN EMBARESSING AMOUNT OF DAYS TO NOTICE #THAT LEE HAS THE SAME VOICE WITH TAMAMONOMAE #huh he sound familiar YES BITCH HE GREET YOU ON THE OMJ SELECTION MENU FOR MONTHS #huhuhu at least he has his kids in this life… no wife tho… #i can fix that *shoves him towards the second sui brother’s arm* #*arms #help that ship has me on the throat and the evil part is i can’t acess lofter! #evil evil evil #cn fandom let me innn

[ireallydontlikepineapples]

went a bit crazy with the blorbo today actually

(different versions under the cut :D)

reverse:

separated:

#he is so silly we love him <2 #bruh it’s so nice to have a break to do fanart yippee!!! #this is actually based off of an old watcher!grian i did awhile back #very inky #procreate did me dirty with the snapping #left a white line on the galaxy bit that i can’t be bothered to fix #smh #hermitcraft #grian #watcher!grian #grian fanart #mcyt fanart #AGGHAGSHDJ FIXED HIS WING YOU DIDNT SEE SHIT

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Movie!Gabriel: Where have you been? You didn’t return last night?

Show!Adrien: Wait, you care?

Movie!Gabriel: Of course I do.

Show!Adrien: (teary eyed) The girl I like didn’t like me back.

Movie!Gabriel: oh… my boy.

Show!Adrien: (hugs his dad) It hurts Dad.

Movie!Gabriel: I know… it will be alright. I’m sorry I haven’t been present since your mother…

Show!Adrien: I just want you present now.

Movie!Gabriel: (crying) my baby boy.

(And now for a swap in the other direction)

Show!Gabriel: Where have you been?

Movie!Adrien: (sad from earlier) So now you care?

Show!Gabriel: What is with that tone?

Movie!Adrien: (starts walking to his room)

Show!Gabriel: Adrien. I am your father and you will tell me where you were this instant.

Movie!Adrien: Just go back to focusing on your work, it’s what you really care about. (Walks off)

Show!Gabriel: (fidgeting with the ring) what is wrong with this thing, why didn’t that work?

#miraculous ladybug #ml movie #show Adrien and movie Gabriel would probably have had this situation fixed #movie Adrien is more closed off #show!Gabriel would be pissed he can’t manipulate his son

[vinnyandthephenomena]

i don’t wanna think about tim wright all the time .. but the PARASITES in me WANT to think about him.

#foams at the mouth #i can’t do this #my brain is rotted to hell and back #BUT MY DEMONS #ref #no i do too #if anyone asks this is not my account i do not say these things #marble hornets #HELP MEEE AGGCF #IM SO SILLYYY #core #tim wright #he could fix me #tim wright mh #mh #tim wright marble hornets

[darkavcngers]

i can fix him (no really i can)

and only i can

“the smoke cloud billows out his mouth”

“the jokes that he told across the bar were revolting and far too loud”

“they shake their heads saying “god, help her” when i tell ‘em he’s my man”

“his hands, so calloused from his pistol softly traces hearts on my face”

“he had a halo of the highest grade he just hadn’t met me yet”

“good boy, that’s right. come close. i’ll show you heaven if you’ll be an angel all night”

“trust me, i can handle me a dangerous man”

“woah, maybe i can’t”

#this song is so mattheo coded i can’t cope #i don’t even wanna fix him i like him deranged #HE’S MY MAN #mattheo riddle #slytherin boys #mattheo riddle imagine #slytherin #benjamin wadsworth #marcus lopez #marcus lopez arguello #marcus lopez imagine #taylor swift #ttpd #the tortured poets department #mattheo #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle x you #mattheo x y/n #mattheo x you #mattheo fluff #darkavcngers

[pianju]

din djarin, once again, in his home depot dad “i can fix it myself” era

#he can’t fix it #he tried his best #mando #mandalorian #the mandalorian #star wars #starwars #din djarin #djarin #din #grogu #grogu djarin #baby grogu #baby yoda #the mandalorian and grogu #the mandalorian s3 #the mandalorian season 3 #mando s3 #mando spoilers #mandolorian #the mandolorian

[houseswife]

listen I honestly think wilson really enjoyed that little arc where he was cooking every single one of house’s meals. I know he’s house’s main source of food anyway but usually just via ‘stolen’/bought lunch at work. I’m talking about when they lived together in season 2 and his ass made macadamia nut pancakes for breakfast on a WEEKDAY. and pot roast for dinner. so much effort and for what…because house was gobbling that shit up…? yes he complained about it every time but he also had an extra fork on hand when house came home to stuffed peppers. it feeds into his need to be needed complex. the intimate dependency of someone relying on you for sustenance. also why they used food as the metaphor for why house was craving his presence. this is what I mean when I say that wilson deserved a housewife era. house went stir crazy within like 12 seconds of doing all their chores because he requires Stimulation™️ but I’m completely convinced that it would act as enrichment for wilson. if I told him to go make me a sandwich he’d roll his eyes and then passive aggressively make a delicious one. actually that literally happened in son of a coma guy. case closed

#that scene where house finally let him indoors after sitting on the porch for several hours #and wilson is like that’s so mean why did you do that :( #also you didn’t even do the dishes… #n house responds like doooont care. what’s for dinner #& wilson just accepts it 💀 #cmon I know he’s a pushover but he’s not THAT big of a pushover #he likes it #I honestly think that when they were roomates in s6 #house would feign incompetence surrounding domestic tasks #like ‘oh my leg hurts I can’t fix the sink’ #not for his own benefit #but because wilson is 1. canonically a little ocd (I say this as someone with ocd) about shit around the home #and 2. thrives off of feeling useful #hilson would’ve survived mac and dennis move to the suburbs #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #house/wilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md

[puppyeared]

Pokeymon

@ask-willowleafeon @ask-shiny-umbreon

#fuckkkk pokeask nostalgia got me by the throat. I can’t do this again Im not strong enough (does it anyway) #drawing eeveelutions is always fun Theyre so shaped. theyre up there on fav pokemon to draw right next to dratini. and maybe shinx #these two stick out to me in my mind just cause like. their designs are so good it kind of squishes my brain the right ways #I never got to draw Percy for an ask or anything but he is. very creature #and willow of course I have a soft spot for. shes so sweet and gentle uuhghhgghhhh I love her #fuck dude .maybe I will come back adhd be damned. I dont fuckin know. really tempting rn #I tell myself that but deep down I know I suck at roleplay. but maybe I’ll do it. but I suck at roleplay. etc #btw leafeon should be allowed to be autumn coloured without being shiny. it would fix me. I just want Some Guy dressed like a maple leaf #without the awe of being a 1/1000 chance. I don’t CAREEEEE gimme the crunchy red leaveeeesss #I also wanna draw Gardevoir with a barn owl face. and leafeon with seaweed leaves #aaahhhhggghhhhh clenches my fists #pokemon #pokemon ask blog #pokeask #others oc #ask-willowleafeon #ask-shiny-umbreon #Percy umbreon #willow leafeon #myart #my art #pokemon oc

[willgrahambf]

#he can’t fix me but he can fuck me i mean who said that #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal funnies #will graham

[theloveinc]

Barbarian!Bakugo is a little bit… obsessed with lactation.

No, it’s not a new concept to him—he’s seen mothers feeding their children before, in fact, hardly ever put a thought to it.

But now that it’s you, now that it’s his child… it’s interesting to him. Beyond interesting, really. That someone he loves and desires so carnally can provide an almost irreplaceable service, one he is incapable of replicating despite how much he wants to provide for the both of you.

And he’d want to be present for most feedings anyway, both to bond and help ease the parenting load off your shoulders… but the whole time, he can’t take his eyes off your chest, where the little one is latched so safely and happy, suckling away as he stares in a protective haze, in awe. Blinking when baby blinks, wincing when you wince, his hands balling into fists when you sigh and the soft fat of your bosom jiggles.

He’s shy, though. Shy to admit his fascination despite how he asks to touch you one night, after the babe has been fed, swaddled and put to rest, and then rubs his fingers so gently against your nipple it starts to leak.

Bakugo looks at you under thick lashes, no blush because he’s seen you naked endless times, was there for the birth, but hesitant, almost… to do more than feel your raw areola underneath the rough pads of his fingertips. Even if, no sooner, does he put a thumb into his mouth to taste the few, silken drops of milk that escaped onto his skin.

Baby always eats first, of course, until plump and sleepy… but after that first touch, barbarian!Bakugo is no longer above licking up what’s left for him until your tits are relaxed and soft, then massaging you til there’s milk in abundance once more.

#bakugo #bakugou x reader #I wrote something similar to this before but I didn’t actually write the #toddy s*cking #but I also can’t really remember what I said #and also this isn’t very descriptive #so 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ #anyway it just makes me laugh to think of this big honking beast of a man to be staring at u all dumbfounded/concentrated #when ur nursing his kid #I wish there were emojis to describe the face I’m imagining 😐😲😠 combined #but he’s just so… intriqued #even if he knew that’s how it worked it’s like #that’s my wife……… my baby mama…… #😳 #esp cuz he’s always hunting he’s upset he can’t do more to help feed babba except keep u company #he’s so used to doing more #stick him with loin cloth duty LMDAOOOO KIDDING #anyway ugh have a brand new phone charger that keeps doing the unpluggy thing #might need to get that fixed #also my cat just took a fat sh*t and I can smell it #LOL I’m so tired #hope this was … tolerable!!! #caitie post #tw:lactation #fem reader #kids tw