Tumgik
#he fr my favorite babygirl
ello-its-slimegoat · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
First art of the year and it’s the man himself…
THE JAGERMAN!!!
322 notes · View notes
roseworth · 2 years
Text
rating different versions of jason by how insane they are
someone made a joke about this in the tags of one of my posts and i thought that was hilarious so now im doing it. these are just the ones i could think off of the top of my head i cannot stress how little effort im putting into this
canon jason: 8/10
Tumblr media
yes he is extremely mentally ill but everything wrong with him is funny so no one should ever fix him. sure babygirl killed some people but he knew exactly what he was doing. not to mention he is legally sane according to arkham asylum :)! he is insane but in a normal way
three jokers jason: 9/10
Tumblr media
he is a little more insane than normal jason i am going to be real. not his fault though. same origin but things are 10x worse for him here bc this entire book is titled "be mean to jason at every turn." however i do take off some insanity points because he is very pretty
bombshells jason: 0/10
Tumblr media
he is a little guy that has done nothing wrong ever in his life. completely sane and if anything ever happens to him i will kill everyone in this room then myself
world without young justice jason: 3/10
Tumblr media
he is mostly normal except for the fact that he knows hes supposed to be dead and is having a crisis over that the whole time :( also he burns to death at the end of the issue which i guess isnt necessarily insane but its not normal so it gets a few insane points
flashpoint jason: 10/10
Tumblr media
babygirl WHAT r u doing as a priest. what is wrong with you
wfa jason: 9/10
Tumblr media
he is too normal in this and it makes me suspicious. what do you mean youre just hanging out with your family. what are your intentions. why.
suicide squad get joker jason: 6/10
Tumblr media
i guess hes relatively sane here. also hes in belle reve and not arkham so he is legally sane here too! he gets some insane points for being in a bad book, but also some points taken away because he is very pretty here. most of the points come from the fact that he didnt shoot joker at the end. what the fuck.
arkham knight jason: 30/10
Tumblr media
sweetheart we are going to put you in therapy fr. he is so near and dear to my heart and there is so much wrong with him. this man invented the word insane and he gets worse every day. he is so babygirl. he is the "him" in the phrase "i could fix him" because there is nothing you could do to make him worse. and i love him so much
2K notes · View notes
benetnvsch · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
screaming and crying- colored in this panel of beast Kunikida to use as an icon on discord but the cropping does not look good there aaaa </3
138 notes · View notes
blmpff · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
44 notes · View notes
time-cherry · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
EVIL SLUG MAN EVIL SLUG MAN EVIL SLUG MAN EVIL SLUG MAN EVIL SLUG MAN :stimming:
8 notes · View notes
radioactivelasagna · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
OBSESSED with his teal and red jacket
48 notes · View notes
todaywasafairytaletv · 11 months
Text
It’s so funny to me how no matter what musical is my current favorite, Dancing Through Life is always my number one musical song
3 notes · View notes
as-sadness · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
I HABENT PKSTED IN A WHILE SO TAKE THIS AND LOVE IT BECAUSE IT TOOM ME THREE DAYS 💪😎
HIS NAME IS LEO BRIGHTWATER BTW, HES A TIEFLING AND MY ONLY DND OC 😍
OBVIOUSLY I WOULD MAKE HIM TRANS 👍
1 note · View note
alltoowelltom · 3 months
Text
"favorites"
oscar piastri x f1 reporter!reader
does lissie mackintosh know she is the face of f1 x reporter smaus ...thank you for your service girlie
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by oscarpiastri, yourbestie and others
yourusername🔹️: great day with my faves 🧡
landonorris🔹️: 🧍‍♂️
↳ yourusername🔹️: sorry...you got a little blurry
user1: "my faves" and it's just oscar
↳ user2: she's just like me fr 😝
user3: does miss y/n have an eeny weeny crush 🇦🇺
↳ yourusername: perhaps perchance 🤩
mclaren: Welcome anytime Y/N! 🧡
user4: she said no actually this is a date 😏
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
likedby pierregasly, oscarpiastri and others
yourusername🔹️: I love my job ❤️🏎
oscarpiastri🔹️: come back the kids miss you
liked by yourusername
user1: HUH?
user2: GLOWING as per usual
scuderiaferrari🔹️: Red is good on you Y/N 😍
↳ mclaren🔹️: We beg to differ
liked by oscarpiastri, yourusername
user3: ugh DREAM job
user4: girlie travels the world and is paid to attend all the races
↳ yourusername🔹️: and then paid to gossip about them 🤭🎀
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by landonorris and others
piastriupdates: Oscar during his interview with Y/N today
user1: I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM SO SMILEY
user2: He was so relaxed and talkative with her?
user3: she's gotta be his comfort person
user4: ok...hear me out...
user5: boy is in lurveeeeee 😭😭
user6: no but the way she already knew what school he'd gone to...they already knew each other??
↳ user7: so do i 🫣 guess we're engaged!
↳ user8: but it means they've definitely gotten to know each other, especially this being oscar's first year in f1
user9: lando what are you doing here? 💀
↳ user10: he said let me wingman...from right here
↳ landonorris🔹️: I am an EXCELLENT wingman thank you very much
user11: nah she had him literally giggling and kicking his feet 😭
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by lilymhe, oscarpiastri and others
yourusername🔹️: a story in 3 parts 🌟
mclaren🔹️: Good to see it
user1: THIS IS SO CUTE
landonorris🔹️: lando erasure once again 😐
user2: crying...screaming...
user3: so this means.....
maxverstappen1🔹️: I fear we are losing her
user4: TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW
user5: HE! GAVE! HER! HIS! HAT
user6: day 77 of asking Y/N to do a freaky friday lives swap with me
user8: my man REFUSES to comment 👹
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by yourusername, aussiegrit and others
oscarpiastri🔹️: Great weekend all around 🤙
user1: OSCAR JACK
user2: UHHHHH
user3: WHY DOES HE KNOW WHAT A SOFT LAUNCH IS?
mclaren🔹️: Great work Oscar! 🧡
user4: I'm scared to say it but is that...
landonorris🔹️: oscar please call me 😐
yourusername🔹️: Congrats on p5 Osc!!
liked by oscarpiastri
↳ user5: ma'am are you actually gonna pretend that's not you in the third pic 🤨
↳ user6: she said business as usual while she's literally being soft launched by THE oscar piastri
↳ user7: no..oscar is being soft launched by THE y/n y/l/n
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by oscarpiastri, danielricciardo
yourusername🔹️: thanks for the pics 🫣🤍
landonorris🔹️: oscar in his jpg era?
↳ user1: LANDO ARE YOU MESSING WITH US
↳ yourusername🔹️: will be making sure all interviews are from your bad side from now on x
↳ landonorris🔹️: 😦 ay
user2: MOTHER
user3: babygirl...this isn't you
user4: these are so cute!!
user5: oscar first to like as always.. my man has notifs on 💀
↳ user6: or he's with her when she posts
user7: Y/N unfortunately head over heels falling for this man
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by oscarpiastri, alexandrastmleux
tagged: oscarpiastri
yourusername: thank you @.f1tv for having me host once again! ❤️💫
user1: y/n i want to be you
oscarpiastri: 🙈❤️
liked by yourusername
↳ user2: MY ROMAN EMPIRE
↳ user3: that's the most confirmation we're ever gonna get from oscar
landonorris🔹️: can my good side interview privileges be reinstated?
↳ yourusername🔹️: depends how i'm feeling
user4: y/n is glowing rn 😍
mclaren: Our favorites 🧡
liked by oscarpiastri
740 notes · View notes
sssilverstoned · 4 months
Text
spinback season ꩜ ln4
type: instagram/twitter au
It's your birthday, Lando would never miss it.
lily said: final part of this! i've got some drafts going on full length fics so i am excited to finish those up soon. thank you all for the warm welcome :)
part 1 part 2
yoursister posted a story 28 seconds ago...
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
yourusername posted a story 1 minute ago...
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
yourbestfriend posted a story 4 minutes ago...
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Liked by alpinegoss, paddocktea, and 53,805 others
f1gossipcentral submission from a fan today in dubai:
y/n and lando in the club in dubai tonight!!!!! based on her post at a meal with a guy i thought she was with someone new, but it was 1000000% lando. they're still so in love, everything seemed so back to normal!!!! her best friend, sister, and other friends were in the section with them, it was so lovely to see!
user1 WHAT THE HELL?
user2 Oh I just know I missed a damn chapter
user3 YNLANDO TRUTHERS RISEEEEEE
user5 broke up just to be right back together...they just like us
user6: get back with your ex when the opportunity presents itself? yeah those my twins fr
user7 ok but in all seriousness, i hope everything's alright with them now
View more comments...
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Liked by landonorris, yourmom, and 36,938 others
yourbestfriend My heart outside my body is 25! So much to celebrate, so let's do it forever. To so many more y/n/n!
yourmom Pretty girls!!! Keep having all of the fun
yourusername Where would I be without you :')
yoursister not hungover, more stable financially, with much more closet space yourbestfriend fair enough across the board
user1 She's such a good friend to her
user2 lando in the likes...don't start
user3 they're childhood friends, no? she played matchmaker for them user4 this gives me hope user5 commoners talking amongst themselves booooring
View more comments...
Tumblr media
Liked by lilymhe, kyliejenner, and 2,166,968 others
tagged: lando.jpg
yourusername Quarter of a century on this planet and a lot of joy to show for it! Grateful for the people who make me, me. Here's to getting a bit older, wiser, and lotssssss of martinis
emmachamberlain happy birthday y/n! see you soon!
user1 LANDO.JPG?
matildadjerf Mwah! The prettiest bday girl
user2 This is crazy how are they all this pretty
user3 minding your business, being a girl's girl, and loving your man user4 her man is the photo cred on this photo so you might be right
user5 "the people who make me, me" babygirl you don't even gotta name names just let us know when he takes your last name
danielricciardo Dawww they grow up so fast
View more comments...
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Liked by yourusername, charles_leclerc, and 1,682,938 others
landonorris The day you were born is my favorite holiday. I love everything about you, from the way you scrunch your nose when you eat something sour, to the way you wake up extra early on saturday's to get your favorite flowers from the farmer's market. You've been there for all my best memories, my hardest times, and through it all, I'm most thankful to be loved by you, y/n. 25 looks perfect on you.
user1 so mom and dad made up? lets mf go
user2 jaw on the floor knees on the pavement eyes bugged out my head at this you two are insane especially you
yourusername Thank you for dancing with me even when I step on your nice shoes
carlossainz55 be honest he cannot dance alex_albon at all
user3: I prayed on this btw yall are welcome
user4: Okay spin back! lemme text my ex real quick
View more comments...
Tumblr media Tumblr media
577 notes · View notes
ysljoon · 8 months
Text
simon 'ghost' riley dom headcanons
wc: 884 warnings: fluff, smut, nsfw under the cut, dacryphilia, bondage, pussy slapping, creampies, oral (m receiving), degradation, spanking, overstimulation, creampies, aftercare, mentions of sub drop, dd/lg (?) a/n: trying to dip my toes back into smutty things it's been so long i gotta dust off the cobwebs MINORS DNI (have your age in your bio or you're getting blocked)
Simon Riley is the sweetest dom but don’t tell anybody that shhh
He knows how to make you melt with all the pet names
His favorites are ‘angel’ and ‘sweetheart’ BUT ‘lovie’, ‘sweet girl’, and ‘pretty girl’ are in the mix too
He is such a worry wart about you!!! If you’re at work/uni he’s asking for updates and doing check ins any chance he gets when he’s not deployed out on a mission
When he’s with you he’s always has an arm around your waist and keeping him close by so nobody or anything can get to you 
He’s a firm believer that you’re his princess so you do NO CHORES around the house 
It’s absolutely banned that you lift a finger at home so your only responsibility is to listen to him
He even loves to pick out your outfits (bro is such a cutie patootie)
If the weather permits most outfits entail skirts and thigh highs it’s his favorite combo
If you’ve had a bad day he has you smothered in blankets and just doting on you bringing you snacks and putting on your favorite show/movie and cooking you your favorite meal
He’s not much of a baker so he will probably DoorDash you a sweet treat (also because he can't bear to leave you by yourself when you’re upset)
If he’s having a bad day he just needs snuggles from you
Y'all are glued to the bed with your bodies flush against each other the whole day
He probably won’t say much either besides some grumbling when you get up to use the bathroom
He’s such a softie when you give him lil kisses he likes little pecks on the cheek and nose
He finds it so cute when you ask him to stoop down so you can give him a forehead kiss
He definitely prefers giving kisses to his babygirl instead tho
Mr. Riley is a sucker for giving you hickeys I don’t make the rules
He loves putting them in the places where everyone can see so everyone knows that you’re claimed 
It’s a pain in the ass for you though, sorry
THIS MAN JUST LOVES CLAIMING YOU
He adores the sight of you in a collar in the bedroom with you on your knees
Seeing you with tears brimming your lower lash line when you’re begging for him to touch you in some way for relief has him painfully hard in his pants
He’ll of course have a leash attached  so he can pull you closer by having you crawl in between his legs
He’s a throat fucker he can’t get enough seeing and hearing you choke on his cock
He loves seeing your spit dribble down your chin and tears running down your flushed cheeks while he’s using your mouth to get off
He doesn’t love the idea of degradation but he will call you the occasional ‘dumb slut’ or ‘cock slut’ it’s just what you are tho :3
Definitely spits on your pussy to lube it up before he fingers you
He isn’t super rough when he fingers you but is ADDICTED to slapping your pussy
He loves seeing it get so puffy the longer he plays with your pussy
Speaking of slapping if you’re bratty his favorite punishment is spankings
When you’re getting spanked he doesn’t let up until you’re squirming and sniffling
Once he believes you’ve learned your lesson and have apologized for your behavior he gives you soothing rubs with cream and kisses on each of your cheeks
Simon likes using restraints of some kinds (handcuffs, ropes, etc) and laughs when he sees you get impatient when he teases you with his tip right at your slit and clit
An avid enjoyer of doggystyle and missionary
He doesn’t mind choking but will only do it for you when you beg and beg hard 
An overstimulation king fr
By the time y'all are both done he’s came at least 2-3 times 
They’re definitely all crempies too (he loves the occasional money shot, and tries his hardest to avoid your eyes)
Lord knows how many times you have tho you’re definitely seeing stars
He has aftercare down to a science!! That man is so gentle you would never believe he kills people for his line of work
You’re somewhat prone to sub drop so Simon takes extra care of you
He’s very tender when he cleans you up and when he runs a bath he bridal style carries you
He’ll wrap you in the fluffiest and softest robe and place fluffy socks on you too to protect your feet from the cold floor
He’ll bring both a bottle of water and juice for you to drink and even has a snack/candy stash in his nightstand drawer
He’ll feed it to you while you’re situated with you sitting in between his legs with your back against his chest 
He usually will play some calming music in the background for you instead of the TV because it can be overstimulating for you
You usually fall asleep in minutes just listening to the low timbre of his voice humming along with the music
He’ll reposition you so you’re the little spoon and will place a loving lil smooch on your temple wishing you goodnight
421 notes · View notes
spideysbruh · 3 months
Text
Distance
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by tchalamet, sabrinacarpenter and 3,272,737 others
y/n i love you heaps, like candy sweets
view all 97,626 comments
tchalamet i love you more, like the sea loves the shore
y/n liked
rocketyn my favorite celeb couple fr
ynslipgloss yns aesthetic is my favorite it's so pleasing
@y/n just tweeted- just said bye to my boyfriend cause he'll be gone for like four months oh imma kms
@snowyyn replied- me after I finish a movie with him
@y/n replied to @snowyyn- girl me too
@realchalamet replied- stop. I miss you already.
@y/n replied to @realchalamet- BABEEE 😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔
tchalamet just posted a story!
Tumblr media
caption- princess. missing her so much
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by tchalamet, rachelzegler and 3,827,288 others
y/n in my tropical era 💕
view all 101,772 comments
tchalamet I MISS YOU
y/n I MISS YOU MORE BABY
tchalamet so beautiful
y/n liked
tchalamet I wish I could twirl your hair around my fingers right now.
y/n stop im gonna cry. I wish you were here so I could give you a back rub
modernyn oh he's a mess rn
ynstan his comments 😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶💕 so cute
@y/n just tweeted- watching kingsman im literally sooooo horny right now
@lovelyyn replied- REAL AS FUCKK
@y/n replied- like that man can do whatever he wants to me I swearrrr
@chromeyn replied- god I hope you never stop oversharing with us
@realchalamet replied- um ??? we're still together babe chill 🤨
@y/n replied to @realchalamet- ... im literally sooo joking hahaha you're the only man I've ever found attractive hahahaha (I miss you so much)
@realchalamet replied- I can see you still replying to other people 🙄
@richgirlyn replied- I'm deadd but I sooo understand you
@y/n replied- likeeeeee ?!!!???!
@y/n just tweeted- got high and took pictures of taron egerton in kingsman like it was a concert
@busyyn replied- been there fr
@huffleyn replied- sounds like a normal viewing of that movie tbh
@realchalamet liked and replied- what about my movies ? 🙁
@y/n liked and replied- oh dune is next baby don't worry
@realchalamet liked and replied- YAYYYYY
y/n just posted a story!
Tumblr media
caption- missing his goofy lil ass extraaaa hard rn 🤧
tchalamet just posted a story!
Tumblr media
caption- missing this
@chalswonka just tweeted- bro timmy is yearning soooo bad lmaooo they gotta see each other soon I swear
@princessyn replied- it's so funny the differences in their posts y/n is just thirsting over ppl in movies and then he's like "miss her so much😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫💔💔💔" LMAOOOO
@spaceyn replied- tbf ppl were hating on her when she WOULD post about him a lot in the beginning, so she toned down a lot. ppl hate on her too much smfh
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by y/n, hallebailey and 3,817,277 others
tchalamet MY LOVE SURPRISED MEEEE
view all 204,287 comments
ynssocks YAYYY MY PARENTS ARE TOGETHER AGAINN
y/n ig I love you or smth idk 🙄
liked by tchalamet
y/n this is about to be the best four days of your life fr
liked by tchalamet
timmylaurie god she's so pretty wtf man
tchalamet just posted a story!
Tumblr media
caption- babygirl 😍😍😍🥰🥰
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by tchalamet, florencepugh and 3,287,227 others
y/n 🥺 missed him lots
view all 121,888 comments
tchalamet like tater tots?
liked by y/n
florencepugh MY FAVOURITE PEOPLEEE
y/n I LOVE YOU FLO
lucyxyn the throwback to her older captions w him 😭🫶
y/n just posted a story!
Tumblr media
caption- our last day together for another two months 💔
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by y/n, zendaya and 4,727,288 others
tchalamet i love you.
view all 92,828 comments
y/n this is gonna be the worst two months of my life
bratzyn she's literally an angel I swear
lauriesamy he always takes the best pictures of her 🥺
takemetotheyn you glow different in the photos taken by someone who truly loves you
tchalamet liked
@y/n just tweeted- help i miss my bf 💔
@pepperyyn replied- uh oh now she's yearning 😭😭
@ynshairtie replied- there we goooo
@realchalamet replied- I miss you more 🥺
@snowyyn replied- damn no thirsting now
@y/n replied- well... maybe later 😔🤧
@y/n just tweeted- watching 21 jump street and omg dave franco is so cute🤭🤭 ive been giggling for the entire movie
@lauriesyn replied- girl your mann!!
@tipsyyn replied- IT RHYMES WITH GRAPE
@ynsbra replied- if she was still w her ex he would cry and post ab how he's gonna khs over this
@sazonyn replied to @ynsbra- HELPP WHOS HER EX ?!?!?!!!
@ynxtim replied- sh*wn m*ndes 💀💀 there's so many compilations of him being a weirdo jealous obsessed bf w her... even after for a while he was weird ab her. even though HE broke up w HER ... anyways yeah he sucks
@realchalamet replied- reduce... reuse... recycleee 🎶🎶🎶
@y/n liked
@y/n replied- i love how that's the scene you remember 😭😭💕
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by tchalamet, rachelzegler and 3,716,227
y/n living like a lusty flowerrr
view all 96,728 comments
tchalamet I can't take this, you're too beautiful how did this happen
y/n liked
lauriesyn she's so ethereal
tchalamet are you running through the grass for hours?
y/n yeah and rolling through the hay like a puppy child fr
rachelzegler my pretty best friend !!!
y/n we ARE the two pretty best friends
y/n just posted a story!
Tumblr media
caption- missing this. missing you @tchalamet
@y/n just tweeted- SEEING MY BOYFRIEND OH SO SOONNNN
@y/n replied- I watched wonka and little women on repeat I swear that's how badly I missed him 😭💕
@wonkasyn replied- what a journey we've witnessed
@realchalamet replied- I CANT WAIT BABYYYY
@gourmetyn replied- yayyy my parents will be back together again 🫶
@y/n liked and replied to @gourmetyn- you still have to send the adoption papers
tchalamet just posted a story!
Tumblr media
caption- BABYYYY 😍😍
y/n just posted a story!
Tumblr media
caption- GUESS WHO'S BACKKKKK
*
317 notes · View notes
euryvices · 2 months
Text
As someone who has never even touched ATLA (anime), and has only ever seen the movie, let me give you a list of reasons why i absolutely adored it :
aang is literally a kid in this one, like he's a child hero and golden boy, and god, doesn't your chest hurt a little from seeing all that youth pain and pain? don't you feel raw?
katara is a total badass. i know some of the anime fans don't like how she's different, but i look up to her so much and she's younger than me canonically. i would die for her. i esp like the fact that she saw jet, liked him, but the second she realised he was kind of a cult-leader she went fuck that shit im out
ZUKO IS A SMALL BABY I WANT TO PET HIM HE'S A SMALL CHILD HE IS MY SMALL CHILD HAVE YOU EVER FELT SO TERRIBLY ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU WISH TO EXIST IN A TIME WHERE YOU COULD HELP IT HEAL
sokka being a playboy/summer-fling/taylor swift's james from the love triangle coded kinda guy makes so much sense. in the movie he was obsessed with one (1) girl and that never made sense to me. like okay bby pop off monogamous king??? but i definitely feel that sokka is not the kind of person (esp in this time of his life) to be a one-woman guy. also i want to see him get in trouble for it sorry idk
iroh is zuko's dad and none of y'all can convince me otherwise.
i am so obsessed with jet he's literally babygirl. sebastian ATE TF UP!!!!!!
the complexities of monk gyatso being a friend and sort of a parental figure. how aang brought out his childish side, and how life is so terribly aching and huge with grief. how it's palpable in every room. and how love is an intimate boyfriend to time's cruelty and god why can't we let there be tenderness? this isn't fair.
FLUFFY!!!!! BIG!!!!! DOG!!!!! I LOVE APPA!!!!!! HES SO CUTE!!!!!!
ozai is more despicable that any father ive read about or even my own. i wish him all the most terrible forms of daily death.
absolute brilliant fucking chad actors (sorry for using the f-word and c-word) they're absolute g's. i love every single one of them and their ability to act and their personalities and also THEY HAVE A BIG WATER BISON THAT LOOKS ADORABLE HOW ARE YOU NOT HAPPY (SORRY FOR USING THE B-WORD)??????
Rant being over, I respect y'alls opinions fr. I get that seeing somethings change or become different in a new iteration of your favorite work is tough. But let's remember the amount of effort and time it takes for these actors, sets and even storyboard artists to work on these things!!!! Life is so terribly short, why must you fill your time with dissatisfaction? Find the things you love about the new show!! Find the positives!!!
also azula is so luke castellan coded
116 notes · View notes
Text
Just a bunch of stray kids
Tumblr media
Headcanon: You are a caretaker at an orphanage as you see how your boyfriend act around kids  ft Dazai, Akutagawa ,Ranpo Masterlist Please look at the request rules in masterlist before requesting.
Dazai:
Tumblr media
Ma'am you are a female Odasaku to him.
I mean you are a caretaker, at what cost? The orphanage.
The orphan kids just to much remind him of his time with Odasaku and the other orphans.
Being famous for the laughing personality he holds, In no time will the orphans hesitate to cling at this tall lean figure.
Having a class? Dazai will be bargaining the classroom and disrupting the class.
A kid is crying? No problem! Dazai will make sure the kid is on his shoulders being the tallest.
Just don't have this man near the storytime period. He will make sure to read that book.
What about the teens you say? Well he might have showed them The promise Neverland anime.
I leave the rest of Dazai HC to you. We all know it where it ends
Akutagawa:
Tumblr media
As much you convinced him to like you back, He hates orphans.
You are the polar opposite couples. you will take the kid and your boyfriend take their parents. (UMM BUSINESS?)
He talks time to open up a little, considering he would barely visit your workplace.
But He will make sure that the attacks and fights are never near the orphanage. (he is a babygirl fr)
He seemed to attract some kids at the orphanage who usually referred him as big brother. (Honestly its just wholesome, might as well make a oneshot on it later)
Now he wouldn't be the one to interact much but he may burst in pure jealously once in a while whenever the kids steal your attention.
"They are just a bunch of stray kids" He would say, but we all know deep inside he likes them.
Ranpo:
Tumblr media
Is Ranpo talking care of kids or are the kids taking care of Ranpo? No one knows.
You would be face-palming as the kids seemed to beat Ranpo up because he stole their candies for dinner.
I feel like Ranpo's coat and hat will be stolen every time he visits the orphanage, as kids would run and strike pose showing off their non existing abilities.
Ranpo is the mom of the orphanage. Lost your slippers? He found it under the pillow. Lost your Head band? He finds it inside the cupboard.
He is legit the favorite adult out of all the ADA members.
Am sorry but the kids love him more then they love you. Its always Ranpo name which seemed to be chanting during meals as if he had started a new religion.
"Dorothea, did you finish your homework?" ".....Ranpo"
LIKE????? You had to ban your own boyfriend after that at your workplace.
Tumblr media
Laughing at this cus my humor is broken. Requests are half way done dw bbgs/bbbs i havent forgotten about y'all
437 notes · View notes
myths-tournaments · 6 months
Text
Awful Characters Round 4 (3/4)
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Propaganda under the cut!
XUE YANG
he's evil and kills like hundreds, maybe thousands of people, for like not super good reasons (like killing the person who wronged you as a child? understandable in the setting of the story. killing every single person associated with that person? perhaps a bit overkill baby). tricks a character he's obsessed with into murdering a lot of innocent people including that guy's best friend. that all being said, I love him to death like that's my special little babygirl yeah he commits atrocities but have you considered that maybe he just needs someone to love him? or even that he looked cute while committing the atrocities? but nor fr I was kinda surprised when I got to the fandom stuff and realized that there were people who really hated Xue Yang because I just felt sorry for him and wanted to pat his head or something.
DONQUIXOTE DOFLAMINGO
He's a manipulator, an abuser, a groomer (tho not sexually), and has committed both patricide AND fratricide. He took over a country through a bloody coup. He's the epitome of a toxic head of a family. People pity him because of what he went through as a child but his brother went through the exact same thing and didn't turn out Like This. VERY fun villain tho, I love him. He's just a horrible horrible person <3
Became king of a country by literally puppeteering the old king and royal army to start murdering his subjects ending the like 700 years of being in 0 wars, he is also turning people into toys who keep their memories but everyone else forgets they existed. These toys, along with some Little People (like the size of mice little) are also being enslaved to make something called SMILEs
176 notes · View notes
queenofallimagines · 9 months
Text
Meguru Bachira with a black s/o
LISTEN!! I picked up the 2 volume of the manga on accident when I went to target and I’m in love w him the man of my dreams!! Not taking blue lock right now bc besides Isagi and kunigami i don’t remember any other characters name or anything about them😅 feel free to talk to me about him tho I have SO many thoughts👀
** can you tell this is just me rambling 💀
Megaru💕:
Tumblr media
- this pic gives me butterflies holy shit
- WHEW this man has huge unhinged sunshine energy
- Like giggling and kicking my feet how he’s the happy go lucky character trope (I.e hinata) but they make sure you remember he’s not “soft”
- Like the way y’all be uwuing hinata that is a grown man😐 he was throwing fists the WHOLE SERIES but he don’t know about sex? Bffr
- Anyway he’s definitely a switch but kinda leaning more top? he definitely just wants to fuck he don’t care who’s on top
- He’s so cuddly it’s adorable
- Getting neon yellow nails to match his hair>>>
- Definitely would like to match fits w you when y’all step out
- WOULD GET YOU AN ANKLE BRACELET W HIS INITIALS ON IT SO HE CAN KISS YOUR ANKLE WHEN HE PUTS YOUR LEGS OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!
- Most fashionable couple FR
- Always has to be touching you in some way
- Holding your hand, arm around you, hand in your pockets
- Wants to make sure you’re there and won’t slip away from him
- Imagining him going to meet your family and he’s SWEATING like he knows he’s not everyone’s cup of tea and really doesn’t want to start anything
- “You are good at soccer so you have like + 100 points right now”(watching Latino people watch the football on the Olympics is so scary 😫)
- Imagine your family watching his games😭 embarrassing bc now I’m imagining a room full of dads and uncles glued to the tv and cheering him on like he can hear it💀💀
- “You so skinny you need to eat more!”
- He’s charming your aunties to steal plates from your house
- You get in the car and he has like 3 Tupperwares full of left overs
- Great with kids because they think he’s cool
- he’s breaking they ankles in soccer tho he’s not gunna play nice w kids
- If “play where it’s safe cuz it’s NOT over here” was a person
- Like he can go 0-100 in a millisecond so if someone tries him
- Very “who’s gon beat my ass about it??” Type beat
- People think y’all are so cute bc he’s so smiley and sweet to you
- DEFINITELY says filthy shit in your ear too
- Like he’s cuddly w everyone he likes so you’d be no different but he’s slipping his hands up your shirt
- Number one hype man when you get your hair done
- So extra
- “My baby so cute🥹🥹”
- Box braids are his favorite bc he can put charms and stuff in your hair
- also medium long locs bc imagining him walking up to you and pushing them out your face to see your eyes🥺
- Freak
- Probably sends you links to sex toys and is like
- “👀👀??”
-“I’m a visual learner btw”
- The MOST unserious character in this whole series so far
- His song is rodeo but just the flo Milli verse i WILL NOT ELABORATE!!
- Once he get to doing that thing where he lower his voice just call in sick bc you probably not walking
- Not that he doesn’t care about your pleasure it’s more he’s fucking until HE taps out so your brains can be soup but he’s not done so,,,,hold on?
- If you like me and a few inches shorter than him will be smug about it
- His personality is big enough to count as a size kink but being a little taller makes him get a big head
- Talks you through it the whole time
- Switching back and fourth between degrading and praise so fast it makes your head spin
- “Hm? Don’t tell me my little slut is tapping out? You were begging me so nicely earlier”
- only one who can say babygirl and it not be cringe 🤭
- “be a good boy and spread your legs for me, hm?”
- Really sloppy kisser during sex too
- Will tell you to stick your tongue out for him
- On the rougher side of kinky stuff
- Fucks you like it’s the last time he ever will every time
- Don’t care about getting caught bc either way he’s not stopping
- Probably how you’d end up sleeping w him and Isagi I fear
- Isagi is so sweet and megaru is MEAN
- Isagi trying to go slow and be gentle and Megaru over here pulling your hair calling you a pretty whore
- this man In grey sweatpants would end me
- APART OF THE SHORT KING BIG DICK CREW
- he’s tall by Japanese standards but juuuuust 3cm above average in American height
- he already walks out the shower naked w NO care in the world
- probably walks around the house like that too Ngl
- “I am returning to the natural state of my birth” I will glue your clothes to your body sir :/
- feel like he’s more girth than length like don’t get me wrong he def has a third leg but he’s gunna have to work you open
- “ Oh don’t worry, I’ll make sure it fits”
- Act right dick™️ so don’t push him too far in public
- Definitely a bad influence!! You’re trying to be normal in public and he gives you a look
- Next thing you know he’s on his knees for you in a bathroom or an empty hallway🙄
- In the locker room so many times the rest of his friends already know, and when you two disappear they not stepping foot in there
- Buys you lingerie because he’s your biggest hype man
- When you feel confident you’re the most sexy
- “Mmm you look so good in that cute outfit, you won’t be too mad if I tear it off right?”
- Spreads your legs wide and will make you look in the mirror and watch as he fingers you open
- The type of man who fucks you so good you would get his name tatted on your ass
- Your family actually is probably like “don’t you go corrupting that sweet boy”
- And behind closed doors he’s got his hand holding your hair in a tight fist as he makes himself comfy in your throat
- “Let me hold your hair up for you💕”
- L$D- asap Rocky is also his song
174 notes · View notes