#he is a nerd your honor

[sashi-ya]

My Sanji figure has finally arrived after almost 5 months, and Law is so happy to get a pic with Stealth Black. He says he hates Germa, but he secretly loves them 💁‍♀️

#trafalgar law #he is a nerd your honor #i love him #sanji kun you look so good #stealth black #germa 66 #o soba mask #black leg sanji

[kazuha-pista-badam]

real footage of las vegas sphere this weekend:

cr: sebisticated on twt

#YAS QUEEN #SPEAK YOUR TRUTH #what an icon #i love him your honor #he's my babygirl #he's my gf #he's such a nerd #i love him #sebastian #sebastian vettel #vettel #seb vettel #sv5 #f1 memes #formula 1 memes #formula one memes #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #aston martin #aston martin racing #aston martin f1

[littlebirdy0301]

#i love him your honor #hank green #vlogbrothers #nerdfighteria #he knows he’s trending for “thirsting after a dnd boy” and I love that #Dnd boy in question: #Brennan lee mulligan #And honestly. Same. #I wonder how many other ppl saw brennan’s dungeons and drag queens look and went “oh shit I may be in love with this man” #All it took for me to realize it was a lil fancy makeup and pretty elf clothes & I think that says something about me #I like pretty nerd boys what can I say #I’m just like hank fr #D20 #dimension 20 #dropouttv #lgbt #bisexual #lgbtq

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Eric: 🤓 

Bela: 🥰

#i love them your honor #the holy trinity #love this for them #they are so cute #he is such a dork #nerds #idiots in love #the best really #the sex lives of college girls #tslocg #tslocgedit #tslocgedits #bela x eric #eric x bela #bela malhotra #eric miller #mekki leeper #Amrit Kaur #love #gif #gifs #gifset #2x2 #2x3 #2x5

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

Earthspark Alex Malto

#poll #maccadam #transformers #smash or pass #request #earthspark #alex malto #hes a nerd your honor. AND a dilf #human character

[fridgrave2-0]

some headcanons about max nerdification joining the nerdy prudes

i love to think about the nerds and max being friends is what they'll DEFINITELY make him play minecraft and watch max cry when he goes in his first cave and dies from a skeleton

richie would probably make max watch some dreamsmp shit but max will become a hermitcraft fan anyway. pete would prank max to sleep in the nether and then bond a little bit while they're gathering resources bc max's stuff was destroyed. ruth would be the only one to teach max the actual game while discussing nsfw stuff some theater things (bc they're both are theater kids)

tw mentioning sex?? idk it's npmd but okay // also max reads ruth's smut fics and gives her advices how to write realistic sex scenes because he knows how sex works. he's the only one who's pretty comfortable with her when it comes to her thirsty behavior and everything about it, even if she tried to make some moves on him in the beginning

richie ironically showed max hetalia when max said he has troubles with history. making max forget hetalia when he started to mention stuff from there in the class was not ironical

sometimes max gets breakdowns when he's overwhelmed by "smart shit" around him or when nerds accidentally ask him things he doesn't know and can't possibly know yet. he's more than okay with them, but he hates crying so he gets angry and it slightly scares the nerds even though he's not angry at them. still nerds comfort him with green tea (pete), fuzzy blanket (ruth), vids with puppies (richie) and a strong hug (steph)

max hangs out with steph even more since they've became a part of the group. they both are not that smart as the nerds and sharing a beer alone helps them process everything. they tell embarrassing storied about each other to the nerds since max and steph know each other for a while

richie made max play in genshin and it was a mistake. pete showed max the lord of the rings and the hobbit and it was a mistake. ruth showed him some gothic musicals and it was a mistake

once when steph was talking about her shitty dad max joined the conversation and for a whole hour and a half was describing why solomon lauter sucks as a mayor what he does wrong and how a good mayor should act with a bit of why the whole system is broken and should be changed. couple of times max was saying words what the nerds didn't even know and they collectively agreed what max is really a nerd too

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #pete spankoffski #stephanie lauter #“i hate politics its for nerds” said max and for an hour described why capitalism sucks with a powerpoint presentation out of nowhere #he is a nerd #they all are like a found family to me your honor #i just max to be alive and therapied and befriended with the nerds #they've made him a himbo

[o-wyrmlight]

Transcript for the upcoming Chapter 14 of A Toast to the Pigs, because I'm autistic and I fucking love this, actually. Coming this Friday to a store near you. Also subject to change but likely won't change a lot, if at all, because I like it so much.

Kim glanced out the window and caught Harry watching him. At some point, he’d stopped pacing. He met Kim’s eye and tried for an uncertain smile, giving him a thumbs up with both of his hands.

Kim moved, going to open the door. “Do you need something, detective?” he asked quietly, holding the transceiver at arm’s length behind him for some semblance of privacy.

“We good?” Harry whispered.

Kim held up a finger. “Give me a minute.”

“Okay. I’m gonna just”—He gestured somewhere behind him, pointing—“just be right over there. On the bench. Don’t want you to think I’m running off or anything.”

“If you haven’t fled the scene of the crime yet, I don’t think I have anything to worry about,” Kim joked, offering a reassuring smile.

Harry, who was reassured, relaxed his posture. “You’re so cool, Kim,” he said, pulling the triggers of his fingers with a muffled snap. And maybe Kim was just tired, but his hand felt obligated to return the gesture, even if his gloves ruined the effect.

“Go sit down.”

“Yes, Lieutenant, sir.” With a half-hearted salute, Harry turned to do so, stretching his arms over his head.

#kim: oh thumbs up is part of the sign for 'help'. does he need something. i should check in on that #harry: no no i'm just asking if we're all good now 9-9 #i'm so normal #disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #a toast to the pigs #wyrm writes #they're nerds your honor

[green-tea-lemonade]

somehow when he tells the puns its always funnier

#art #digital art #procreate #homestuck #solnep #nepeta leijon #sollux captor #sollux gets em by being goofy and it works every damn time #nep always bursts into a little giggle fit from his puns and jokes because while she can make some good ones he perfects them #and he does a little eyebrow wiggle with it which gets her really good too #i can imagine nep can get him to laugh really good by turning up her sass levels 10x and its very obvious she learns from him #yes he is a nerd and a loser but thats part of the charm #they can make each other so much worse your honor its fantastic and they wouldnt give that up for the world #i love nep giving him constant smewches but damn if when he doesnt return some of those she doesnt curl up in a ball of blush #their first kiss she was still extremely blushy after like 2 hours and sollux doesnt stop teasing her about it

[sluggerbot-2-5]

Spoilers for "Can plushies improve our health?" Sanders sides episode

Not Sanders trying to pull a fast one on me. Oh my gosh!! We got a glimpse of their bedrooms in a normal setting!

Okay so first up

A couple things to note:

He has Virgils Christmas card on the wall above his bed which melted me.

On his bedside there's a plate with two cookies on it. His "second cookie". For when he's feeling dangerous

Roman

I love the "adventure is out there" poster. I always thought he'd have something like that.

ALL THE DEPICTIONS OF HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM. Figurines, pictures, and now the fucking plushy. Oh my goodness/pos

Remus stealing one of his stars at the bottom

There's a quick little line of dust in the air, like a trail of Pixie dust. Maybe a fairy. I mean 💅 pop off.

Virgil

The "days since total disaster" sign. Love that

He's got what looks like his computer open to a music video with lyrics. Most likely MCR

He has a green day shirt. Oh my god

There's a spider plushie on his table🥺

And finally. Logan

This

I am going to fucking cry.

He put all of them together and it simultaneously melts me and hurts at the same time.

There's the other things like the doctor who figurine and his jam in the background

And if I'm not mistaken, that's Roman's screenplay with the stars on his desk

But yeah, those are the things I noticed and wanted to talk about.

#your honor i love them #also #all the cats everywhere in pattons room #because he loves cats #THERES MAGIC IN ROMANS FUCKING ROOM AND I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT #I AM NOT OKAY #Does this mean the imagination could become canon? #the meds on Virgils desk #sleeping is what im assuming they're for #besides the obvious #the periodic table #above his fucking head #i love this nerd #aaaaaaaah #yes i still had more to talk about but i didn't want to put in the major things for some reason #sanders sides #thomas sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #plushies

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

In the last scene in thanks to them, after flapjack sacrifices himself and hunter wakes up, you can. Like. FEEL luz's guilt. As soon as she's sure hunter is alive luz immediately removes herself from the situation. While camilla willow and gus are helping hunter up and checking that he feels okay, luz shuts her eyes and walks away from the group. She refuses to face her friends until they have to go to HER. Even before that, when the gang watched belos go through the portal, everyone else's expressions were of fear. But luz's expression was of resignation and determination.

She cant bear be around hunter. She cant even stand to look at him. Not when she blames herself for what happened to him and flapjack. Hunter would never blame luz for anything, but luz has a habit of taking every event that tangentially relates to her and twisting it to fit her self loathing. If she had helped look for belos better, maybe hunter wouldnt have gotten possessed. If she hadnt teleported to grab belos, maybe flapjack wouldnt have been close enough to get caught. We the audience know luz couldnt have stopped belos, but to her is just another item in her long list of mistakes.

Judging by her expression when hunter comes up to talk to her, luz is HORRIFIED at the new scars that belos gave him. (That she "let" belos give him) And i cant help but wonder how this new guilt is going to eat at her for the next two episodes. On top of the belos thing, the guilt she likely still has about leaving her mom and everything that happened with eda in the s1 finale, and everything with king, now one of her best friends (and family member she said shed protect!) has lost his palisman because of her. Every time luz looks at hunter shell be reminded of how he was hurt because of what she thinks are her mistakes.

Idk if theyll explore this in depth or even mention it because luz already feels really guilty about everything else and thats already going to take the whole finale to unpack. But this is one more thing for luz to tear herself up over and i cant wait to see how that goes

#the owl house #toh #shut up pandora #luz noceda #hunter toh #hunter noceda #thanks to them #i wonder if luz thinks hunter is mad at her for the possession thing #hunter would literally never be genuinely mad at luz for anything this serious #but i can see luz thinking oh i didnt believe him about seeing belos so he ran off and got possessed #and once he got possessed i teleported his palisman right to his palisman eating uncle #and even hunters 'inspiring speech' can be twisted by her even thouh he was obviously trying to make her feel better #when hunter said lets fight back for flapjack he meant like in flapjacks honor and maybe like a revenge thing #luz is somehow going to twist it into oh you were the reason flapjack died so you have to defeat belos to make up for it #even during the belos fight when luz teleported to him its giving misplaced guilt vibes #like yes her friends are all fighting so she wants to help #and yes luz is a certified nerd of course shes going to hug her brother and do the 'i know youre in there!' thing #but teleporting up to the goop man and grabbing him? its like she wants to get injured #she blames herself for hunter getting possessed so she thinks she shouldnt stand aside while her friends fight belos #and if anyone should risk getting injured to do the "i know youre in there' thing it should be her #luz babygirl you are SO mentally ill i cant wait to see you get iller #calling it now luz is going to sacrifice herself to save her friends and family and get horribly injured like eda and king in past seasons #she wont die ofc this is a tv y7 show and dying does nothing for her character arc #but she will suffer a LOT before camilla eda and amity can do the 123 combo of 'stop blaming yourself for everything and go to therapy' #*luz voice* hunter dana said its MY turn with the angst and wump #poor luz now she cant even be mentally ill with hunter anymore bc she might think hes mad at her #and one of the things shes mentally ill about is about him so he cant reflect that at her anymore #whos she going to be mentally ill to? herself #and itll keep going until she snaps i tell you

[paulsbettanys]

paulbettany: It's been a dream of mine to own one since I was a kid @northamericaoverland have made that dream come true at the age of 52. Mike and his team's work is exemplary, their passion and focus can be seen in every rivet, every detail. It really is a perfect thing. I can't thank you enough for your extraordinary work.

#Paul Bettany #of course you do you absolute dork #what a nerd #he's so happy look at that face #your honor i adore him #Insta Paul

[sam-nochncs]

When your class dont do the 4 page hw you assigned them 😔

This started with my uni prof au but other context would be him being sad over removing his piercings frfr 😔

#i am crying #he is deffo astrophysicist or smt with astronomy #his second branch would be chemistry #because boom ya know #my man is all the science team #carrying science with his bare hands #I made this au so I could do smt usefull with my vast space knowladge #by mast i mean i am a space nerd and i needed an outlet #why do i get to be like thşs #this* #PLEASE IF SHARE YOUR AMAZING FUN FSCTS AND KNOWLADGE WITH ME I WILL CRY #info dumping at its peak #gaz and soap friendship i live for #they are sibling your honor #call of duty #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #cod gaz #cod soap #why are my tags so long #🍋-sam #alt soap fr

[dameron-skywalkerr]

certified dork!dean girl

#he’s a nerd #i love him your honor #dork!dean #but also #babygirl!dean #ily #spn #Supernatural #after s7 is a fever dream #literally #i don’t remember anything #but another thing #alcoholic!dean #is def a thing i’m sad about

[ectoplasmer]

i can feel the ryou brainworms just feasting right now

#hhhh your honor i love him so much he’s so silly!!! so concerning!!!!!! agsjdhskhd #he’s such a weirdo but he’s my weirdo so i mean #NOT IN A WEIRD WAY just. i don’t know he has my whole heart and i don’t think there’s a single part of me that doesn’t adore every bit ofhi #it’s how absolutely conflicting he is that has me caught up again #i keep saying this but just. it’s how much he loves creepy things and how he casually brushes off the weird things he gets into and how- #-much of an absolute NERD he is #in combination with how he literally has a fan club and how he’s known for being ‘soft spoken’ and how he likes cooking of all things #how he’s lost a lot of his family and had to isolate from friends and how he’s literally *died* once protecting them #and yet he’s still so sweet. he’s still so polite. he’s still just. ryou #still an absolute dork and he’s still able to have that soft smile and just #agh. feeling things for him today <3 #as if i would not have them for him every day #unthinkable honestly #i love looking at the way he acts in monster world #i just think he’s so brave and so quick to act for these strangers he doesn’t even know yet #i’ve been over this before but if the yamis are supposed to mirror the darker parts of their host #and with b sealing away all ryou’s friends in the monster world figures beforehand… #:( i’m probably projecting etc etc but i guess i interpreted that as him being lonely?? #wanting to stick with his friends constantly #maybe as a way to escape reality or something…. #i’m rambling on about nothing but #i love him so much. so stupidly much #i just wanna keep him company and make sure he doesn’t feel alone… i guess i want that from him too <333 #fffffffff love of my life…. i swear #spookyshipping #having a moment sorry

[silly-centipede]

Okay so I think everyone is awere of the orange thumb drive thing in silicon valley (last episode spoilers ig?)

But what about what happened with it? Who stole it? Why did they steal it?

More importantly what are the effects of having Pied Piper software on their site? Pied Piper nearly caused the end of the fucking world after all

Did Gilfoyle attempt to fix the software? Was this a version of Pied Piper before son of anton? Does it not matter because it wouldn't be client side anyways?

My personal favorite theory is that Dinesh and Gilfoyle genuinely just cause the end of the world. Like straight up the world ends because of them.

#silicon valley hbo #silicon valley #techcrunch #orange thumb drive #dinesh x gilfoyle #dinesh chugtai #bertram gilfoyle #dinfoyle #dilfoyle #nerd shit #blorbo from my shows #being silly #my silly thoughts #he is so silly #mental illness #the end of the fucking world #dumbasses in love #probably married #theyre gay your honor #theyre gay and evil #gay villains #theyre everything to me #okay if youre still reading these tags youre insane

[fraddit]

Mr Butt going on and on about smart home automation while I'm like 😐. Which has him saying, "Look, you don't have to come on this smart home journey with me." Like, yeah I do, it's my home too.

#Your honor sometimes he is too much of a nerd #Shut up fraddit #Anyway Eddie was right about the coffee maker