#he is pure baby

[noxcheshire]

I kept thinking of little baby man Phantom and the potential of Danny being an actual baby of the Infinite Realms. However, he’s more snake teenager than itty bitty Little Baby Man edition, cause I think it’d be so funny to just — imagine this teenage snake curled up in a summoning circle, obviously having been taking a nap and looking up with his big green, sleepy eyes and Constantine just stares and freaks because, “THATS A WHOLE ASS BABY, PUT IT BACK!”

But they can’t because apparently the summoning was more of a ‘knock knock I’m a babysitter’ and Danny’s ghost parent decided that this was the perfect time to have some time for themselves if Heroes were so willing to take care of Danny for a little while.

Another take — mainly in reference to a different post about Klarion actually just being a toddler of the infinite realms with no ideas on how to human and thinks him fighting with heroes is just a play date — zooms into the human realm where the heroes are and just goes, “Hey I’m dropping my baby sibling onto you guys cause my dad got mad last time Danny got hurt by the humans I hang with. So here you go, I’ll pick him up later.”

A teenage snake Danny is dropped into a hero’s arms where he mainly grumbles and then shifts to better take a nap. Klarion drops the baby essentials at them with no further explanations other then “here’s their favorite blanket, if they get fussy taco them; here’s the baby milk make sure it’s -200 F, they have an ice core, etc.” and then just DISAPPEARS after leaving what amounts to a month old infant in human heroes care.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #Klarion: so here’s a baby for you to babysit :) #heroes: YOU CANT JUST LEAVE A BABY #Constantine: I’m not going to DIE BECAUSE SOMEONE TRANSLATED A CHILDS PLAYPEN INTO SOME LITTLE PRISON #Constantine: you fools this baby will make and break us #Danny who does the cat tongue thing and sleeps #Danny is a baby but for the comedic effect he still looks like a teenager but no legs and all snake #idk who dad is but they sure as hell are gonna be big as fuck #Klarion is Danny’s brother either way #Klarion is 6 years old #is the baby powder just pure kryptonite? #maybe #all supers are weak against Infinite Realm baby milk #yes it’s going to be funny if a super tries to get the baby powder and immediately drops #Danny will fuss if he isn’t held immediately #he will also fuss if he isn’t fed on time and will make it everyone else’s problem #dying wail is still a thing and the heroes are absolutely floored when it first happens #heroes: THE BABY IS DYING?! #Danny: GIVE ME MILK! >:(

[somewhereincairparavel]

Gentle reminder that every time Jason Grace gave his offering to Jupiter, he prayed for his dad to help Nico. Just saying.

#My sweet empathetic boi. I genuinely got teary eyed when I read that. Like he CARES SO MUCH #Till the point where he doesn't even care if his dad doesn't offer him anything. he just wants Jupiter to help nico. #I luv him sm. I'd go as far as to say that Nico was the most genuine friendship Jason had. Bc it was built on pure understanding. #Nico is everyone's universal baby #including mine. #pjo #pjo fandom #pjo hoo #percy jackson #jason grace #pjo series #nico di angelo #hazel levesque #leo valdez #piper mclean

[ghostbsuter]

Wonder MOM ( part 1 )

Happenings/mentions of:

Child abuse, possible trafficking, kidnapping and blood!

Nothing is explicit.

.・゜-: ✧ :-

Someone was in that cage.

Controlled anger aside, Batman made sure his footsteps were to be heard, speaking slow and calm as he approached and slid off the cloth.

"Everything will be okay now, are you–?"

With the cloth aside, Batman got a good look at the unconscious person inside.

He knows that face.

Thats—!!

"B! B, can you hear me?" Oracle calls, considering no one else seems to talk, he assumes Barbara put them into a private line.

"I'm here, Oracle." He answers easily, hands gripping the lock and fishing out the familiar pick-locking equipment.

"You went silent for a moment there, B, we got worried."

He gives a grunt at that, ripping the cage bars open and carefully checking for a pulse.

It's there, barely.

"Oracle, call Agent a to prepare, I'm bringing someone over."

"Got it. B, be careful, please."

Bringing the teen, the same age as his youngest, out of the cage seemed a bit harder than thought.

With some manoeuvring and carefully placed feet, the big Bat brings them both out in one swoop, tight on his hold.

His head rolls to the side, groggily blinking awake and peering up to Batman.

"Batsy?"

"Sleep, I'm getting you out of here."

"...knew you'd find me." Messy black hair hides the way he squishes his own face into Batman's side.

"Mom's probably very worried..." he gives an awkward laugh, throat dry and burning with the move.

The movement and warmth lulled him into sleep quite easily.

(Batman's expression, even if stony and blank, covered in a dark veil, anyone can see the carefully hidden layer of fury.)

—

Patrol was cut short that night, the boy in Alfred's care, and Bruce didn't hesitate calling Diana immediately after.

"Hello—"

"I found him."

Diana, Wonder Woman, remained silent upon the response, a quite inhale echoing through the call.

"They brought him all the way to Gotham?"

The man nods despite knowing Diana wouldn't see, giving a verbal answer after.

"I have a report of all injuries he has been subjected to. I'll send you the list."

There is a moment of silence before a sharp hiss from Diana comes through.

"They took his blood–?!"

"Not much from what Alfred gathered, but enough to get a running supply for their... plans."

"I'm coming over. Bruce, you and I both know the dangers of his blood in the wrong hands."

"Let's discuss this once you're here, Diana. Safe travels."

With a click and the call ended.

One look, and he has the eyes of most birds and bats on him already.

"The boy. You know him." Damian steps forward, arms crossed and cape off. The others must have come back not long ago and eavesdropped on his conversation.

"I do."

(The fact he doesn't elaborate nor does anyone either speak up is quite hilarious, wasn't it for the situation.)

The silence goes on, eyes sweeping over Stephanie's furrowed, thoughtful expression, Tim's calculating gaze, cass's curious yet open body language, duck's suspicious raised eyebrow and Damian's 'I dare you' scowl.

At least they didn't wake duke with their commotion.

"What's going on?" Jinxed, Duke himself comes down the stairs in his sleeping clothes, yawning.

"Duke, you're supposed to sleep."

"Sorry, sorry, apparently family drama is happening, and they needed more support." He jerks his hand towards the gaggle of vigilante children(1)/teens/one adult that is only an adult because of age laws.

Bruce suppresses a sigh.

There's a giggle to the side which gathers the attention of everyone.

Around the same height of damian, slightly thinner, is the teen B rescued not long ago. And who should not be awake either.

Alfred gives a smile, arm out stretched to support him on his way to the batclan, eyening his form with tapt attention.

"Batsy!" Ignoring the snorts and coos, Bruce nods back.

"Danny." The kid grins broadly, approaching.

He gives a wave to the other, attention solely on Bruce however.

"Is my mom coming?"

"Yes, she is on her way."

"Wonderful!"

He claps, arms bandaged to his throat, sickly pale and absolutely looking like prime adoption bait.

Cass approaches, hands ready to sign the most wnated question of everyone in the room and Bruce is already feeling the words of denial at the tip of his tongue.

'New br—'

"No."

Cass isn't backing down, expression only getting more determined.

'Honorary brother?'

He doesn't stop the sigh escaping, especially when Danny jumps up at the words with glee.

"Yes! Honorary!"

She seems very pleased with that, holding her hand out for a silent request, qnd once approved, gave a nice headpat.

"I'm actually surprised you didn't tell your kids of me, batsy." Danny side eyes the man, grinning mischievous.

"It slipped my mind."

(No, he doesn't break under the gaze of every person's disbelief stare directed at him. He stronger than that.)

(B did avoid meeting anyone's eyes tho.)

"Wait, so who is the moth—"

A green portal opens in the middle of the cave, and it has the most tense and drawing weapons.

Wonder woman stepped through.

"That answers my question then."

"Mom!"

Diana swooped him up, holding him closer and ducking her head into his black hair.

The Lady peers up at Bruce with a smile. "Thank you."

Her attention shifts to the child. "Frostbite will be expecting us, are you doing good enough to walk or should I–"

"I'm okay! I can walk!" Danny puffs his chest to prove it, giving her a reassuring smile.

Diana's brows knit together in worry. "Very well." She accepts, reluctant. She leads him to the still open veil of green, nodding towards pennyworth and both bid their goodbyes.

For now that is.

The portal closes.

"So, how were we originally supposed to know about Diana having a son??"

"HIS MOM IS WONDER WOMAN????"

"I'm so glad this isn't another adoptive brother. Honorary is good enough."

"HOW COULD YOU KEEP THIS FROM US, B!!!"

"Does that mean we have a miniature Trinity of the originals?"

#yes it does mean that #get jon damian and danny the costumes of their parents #baby trinity #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #Wonder MOM #Danny is wonder womans son #how did she get him u wonder #she found him in space #he was in the form of a star #shining so bright #and clung to her hair #communicating purely with purrs #worked so well she now has a son #baby trinity meet up when fr fr #maybe part 2 #who knows #i should explain better why danny got kidnapped in the first place tbf #hmmmmmm

[psalmsofpsychosis]

The Average Alfred Pennyworth Portrayal: *is Bruce Wayne's capable and somewhat cryptic butler*

Gotham!Alfred Pennyworth: *threatens an 11 years old boy to eat his dinner proper because if he doesn't he'll be too light in weight by the morning and the Balloonman will come for him and will tie him to a balloon and send him to the skies to die because he's rich and corrupt and forever guilty*

#not to be dramatic on main but i'd die for Gotham!Alfred he's clinically insane #and he's exactly what Bruce needs they're so fucking toxic together (most affectionate) #like you look at Gotham!Alfred #and suddenly it's very understandable why baby Bruce turned into a bucket of feral ferrets the way he did #god i love them both so much they's so!!!!! #they grapple with each other and have their teeth sunken into the back of each others' necks so deep and it's pure affection and love #and it's honest and trusting but it's not kind #fucking delicious dynamic Gotham's Alfred&Bruce saved me actually #they're sewn together by the spine and they both suffer for it #alfred pennyworth #Bruce Wayne #Gotham #Gotham TV

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Dick Grayson presents:

tiny emotions

A series of 😱😯😮😲 @ 🌹:

😼 featuring 😑:

😄:

😗:

And a 😡:

@tristicorde

#he’s like those baby bunnies that approach humans out of pure curiosity. 0 survival instinct. #i guess it makes sense he was turned into bunnywing #wfa spoilers #wfa #wayne family adventures #dick grayson #robin #bruce wayne #batman #poison ivy #dc #my post

[neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies]

I am a raging lesbian but I can stare at Neil Perry's face every second for the rest of my life.

Look at how pretty this boy is. His face is so aesthetically pleasing.

#dead poets society #neil perry #His smile can make flowers grow #he is so pure and precious #my little baby

[dairyfreenugget]

(Alt texts under the cut)

Little baby

Little baby baby man

Alt texts in order

ID start: A doodle of a newborn, non-void Pure Vessel from Hollow Knight. They're held in four hands by their father, The Pale King. They're smaller than his palms, tiny and round with closed eyes and round, nobby horns, and a short fluffy mane around their neck and down their back. They're squirming in his grasp and holding one of his thumbs with their muzzle pressed against it. End ID.

ID start: A doodle page of a newborn, non-void Pure Vessel from Hollow Knight. In the first doodle, they're held up in one hand by The Pale King, squirming and grasping at his fingers as their squeak, their mouth wide open and tiny teeth and mandibles visible. In the second doodle, they're laying on their tummy and quinting their eyes, looking quite grumpy, a text next to them says "Just opened their eyes and unhappy about the light". In the third doodle, they're being feed meet by their father, they're tiny enough that he has to use only one of his fingers to help them get the tiny meat chunks as they bite on his finger and hold his knuckles for support. End ID.

ID start: Two doodles of The Pale King from Hollow Knight as a child. In one he's a newborn baby, tiny and stubby with a little nubby crown, and a short fluffy mane aroubd his neck that runs down to his centipede fail, his eyes still closed, he's laying on his tummy. In the other doodle he's bigger, toddler aged, with a bit shaper features than the newborn but still rounder, his crown is short and still rounded, and his mane is fluffier and longer, and he has big round eyes; he's sitting hunched over with the second set of his arms lifted up and he's looking up and to the right, his sharp brow gives him a sort of pernament grumpy face. End ID.

#hollow knight fanart #hollow knight art #the hollow knight #hollow knight #hk fanart #hk art #hk thk #hk pk #pk #the pale king #pale king #thk #pure vessel #hk pale king #hk pure vessel #art #my art #doodle #spooky arts #faaf au #hollow knight au #did i mention that i was on a baby drawing streak? i think i did #well i wasnt lying. lots of babies #the little PK is from an au where his dame already shed her bigger form before she had him. I imagine he already hatched an adult in the egg #found in his giant wyrm corpse

[puppermation]

Blueberry Milkshake🤝Redeemed Shadow Milk🤝Blueberry Milk🤝 Being not-corrupted and father figures

#digital art #cookie run kingdom #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #shadow milk fanart #dad shadow milk au #blueberry milkshake au #Blueberry Milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #he's just a baby #no thoughts head empty

[because-its-eurovision]

Let's play a game of gay or Käärijä being a weirdo in interviews 😂

and then this

#he really loves Bojan because he just straight (no pun) up proposed after going on romantic (his words) dates #and then they kissed under the Slovenian flag and they're getting baby seals and it's so PURE #I really wish I had some video editing skills because we need an edit of Käärijä having hots for the guys #asks

[softiedingo]

he was so damn fine for this commercial 🤌🏻

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #pedropascaledit #ppascaledit #he looked so sexy it could be considered a crime #now he's just a baby #the solo loewe commercial was pure perfection #my gifs #dingogifs #softiedingo

[magistralucis]

this is the first Space Marine I have ever painted Please Be Kind 😭🤣... during housecleaning I unearthed this old mini my fiancé had as a child and long story short I made him into a teacup, please welcome Brother Connoisseur of the ~*~*~Albertus Regius~*~*~ Chapter

#warhammer 40k #adeptus astartes #space marines #miniature painting #miniature #freehand #royal albert #freehand is so hard!!!! as much as i love gold edged china i think it was a mistake starting with that aesthetic #should maybe have done a more muted gold and not retributor armour everywhere #even better: i should have just gone with pure blue and white porcelain like my ancestors would have deemed rightful 😂 #on a more serious note: does anyone know what era/edition/year this dude comes from? i am a baby fan i know little about astartes #he is not a big space marine he is objectively (i.e. next to a ruler) about 32mm tall and his backpack design is obv. old #there are some other minis we found of the same time period and i will also chinapaint them i think. but later #also discovered some plastic + metal style thousand sons they must be quite old. and smol

[foreverfearlessred]

just read Logan’s statement

#my sweet baby angel too pure too precious for this world #I will avenge you baby boy #a side note but man does Logan sergeant really creep up on a girl #like he got me girlies with about 6 races to go last year all of a sudden I was team logie #he is the definition of deserving the world and it never goes his way and I hate that for him #like I totally get the decision Williams made and they had to think about their points #but what about me and my sanity and my son Logan #he’s two years younger than me but he is my son #anyways #currently going through it #currently working out how I can get from the UK to Australia to go give an American dude that drives fast cars round a track the biggest hug #logan sargeant #williams racing #williams f1 #f1 #formula 1 #aus gp 2024 #australian gp 2024

[tourettesdog]

He consumes my waking thoughts

#little baby man #danny phantom #dp #dp art #danny fenton #dogart #context for the organ harvesting one is that me and Fairy were talking about an AU idea #a gruesome one as you do in the phandom #and another friend Rish has now accused little baby man of harvesting organs #also I need yall to know that little baby man's torso is just a core that takes up most of the space and a stomach for snacks #phanart #also whether or not he gets paws or claws is purely dependent on what feels fun at the time

[storybookstr4nge]

if I see one more mf call will solace a himbo.... you forget the sacred texts!! pure of heart and DUMB of ASS. will solace is a DOCTOR. that bitch aint a himbo. he's a STEMBRO. he probably that dude to be like oh I love maths its all patterns :3 and he definitely forces Nico to watch vsauce!! get it right!!

#will solace #the heroes of olympus #the trials of apollo #the sun and the star #Nico di angelo #solangelo #tsats #rick riordan #riordanverse #this bitch is barely pure of heart he's on the war council #I MEAN THAT AFFECTIONATELY AS A JOKE OFC HE IS A VERY KIND BOY.... #I just love my baby angel William Andrew solace so much

[jeongtokkie]

when woozi said no to horangi power pt.2, hoshi went to see yoongi /j

#seventeen #btsgif #kwon soonyoung #hoshi #min yoongi #svtdaily #bycarat #hanatonin #dokyelvblr #k-archives #emification #annietrack #shirleytothesea #heyryen #usersky #PLEASE CAPTION IS A JOKE #this was the most wholesome interview #i love them both so much #but seriously the way hoshi just looks around in pure awe is the cutest thing #hes making the baby bird expression :(((( #s: bangtan

[demolitionistic]

white is so interesting to me, it's driving me insane. like, who is he? he wasn't supposed to be there, seemingly seperate with anything of the non stuff, yet he is uncannily useful. yes, he's afraid and cries but he finds and fixes the walkie-talkies, finds the gun and manages to watch the tape. but then?? he also hears noise from the forest and saw that rash. his demeanor switches depending on if he's alone or not and it's just so interesting and i dont have the words for it yet just. hnn

#dead friend forever #going mildly insane over here #is he the brother? is he here for revenge? is he here by mistake? is it pure misfortune or is it something deeper? #is he supposed to be a punisher #or punished #or fodder or observer or WHAT #who is he what is his role where does he fit in into this #white baby come home i want to dissect you and study it all #demo speaking