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#he is so very obviously happy to not be dealing with dude bros
charmac · 6 months
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It feels like you’re our sunnyblr elected official that we sent in to tell Glenn and Charlie how we feel about the show lmao thank you for your service
I’m glad most people are excited with us and are enjoying all the interactions! It’s been an absolutely insane month, and it’s awesome a chunk of us were able to meet and talk to the guys. It’s crazy surreal being recognised by them both, being approached and called out by them, lmfao… I hope I served well as a fandom official o7
I think Glenn’s reactions certainly speak for themselves, he’s so in our camp :)
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privitivium · 3 months
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mean ( bratty?? ) buff bro-dude sub x dom m reader
thisbguy,, hes a lil gross,,
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from the very beginning when you met through friends, he would constantly make fun of you for simple things. like, normal things. for example..;; "you cut ur sandwiches into triangles? what're you, a.. a kid?" notably stalling as he tries to insult you which you surprisingly don't comment on,, instead, you keep quiet after giving him a dirty look which he quickly returns! him being cruel to you in general is a distinct mechanism that he puts up when interacting with you specifically ㅡ maybe he's just intimidated or something along those lines? who else can make him moan like a girl while edging his fat length along ur shirt he stole and squirm as he begs into his pillow to be allowed to cum besides you afterall??
or, it's something completely different?? a boy who's a little uncertain on how to handle his feelings on you being told 'don't be a pussy', he was already having a hard time dealing with bullying from his within group of friends dubbed "the boys" as were any other group, so he moves onto unusual methods.. being a little mean.. seeing as it originally didn't get any reaction at first, he tries to go further, stealing and dirtying your things with his cum or spit or merely his scent just to have it in ur room because hes honestly a fucking weirdo
and when you confront him about such things,, all came out after he had insulted you about how the way you were merely watching TV, trying to ignore the problemㅡ "what is your problem with me?" you hissed spitefully, jumping up from your sitting position just to stand stiffly as if you were about to throw yourself at him like a rabid animal .. "all you ever do is make fun of me and be a fucking weirdo! i have no idea what i did to you - do you just not like me??" why would he leave cum-stained underwear ontop of ur freshly cleaned laundry if that were the case? :( how could you not get that he was so in love with you,,
"if that's the case, why are you constantly over hereㅡ?!" you continue your rant as you ever so slowly edge closer, your voice raising higher in pitch, before glancing down andㅡ"don't look-!"He had cried, and obviously you fucking looked. he had a tent pitched in his gym shorts - that he quickly covers with his handsㅡ
'y-you fucking.. ..' he swallowed his words, ( unable to bring himself to insult you / keep up the facade with you staring at him like that..) eyes glazed over as he stares into yours that were narrowed with a sort've gentleness to them despite your aggression the second before.. he ultimately cant hide behind his insults, the soft graze of your fingertips along his naked muscular thighs were too much,, ever so slowly raking your nails into his squishy skin,, god hes so happy. so so so happy - finally, he can be touched like this by you. god the fact nearly makes him cum on the spotㅡ already having ruined several of his socks as well as some of your articles of clothing that he's proudly stole..
so you take edging him and overstimulation as a whole;; a means to get back at him for all of his cruel and unnecessary "bullying" and leaving his disgusting mess in your room! forcing him to clean it up himself - while you watched, he begged you to,,
ㅡit was completely uncalled for afterall! which you were reprimanding him for as you twist your pumping fist along his bright red trickling tip, leaving him squirming and jerking his legs around as he grips thr bedsheets or whatever he's underㅡwhile he whines and squeals on how he'll be so much better even if you don't allow him to cum.. so sweet, so suddenly?? "a-a boyfriend th-haa-at will never ever be mean to you everr agaainn!!" as he put it..
you constantly call him a creep to get back at him now that you know how much of an actual freak he is... and he'd argue he's just a guy whos virtually very eager to impress you who came about it all wrong! which isn't far from the truth. he likes,, to impress you.. like bro, this random guy pissed you off ?? look at this picture of him beaten beyond help and recognition.,, "he won't bother you ever again, bro. No worries, no need to thank me..." while his face is smug and grinning widely - obviously hoping for some kind of reward for his "virtuous" deed,,
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snakeeyesdraws · 9 months
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Overly Analyzing the Super Mario 3D World story intro
So I've been playing Super Mario 3D World a lot, and since I haven't seen many people talk about the opening cutscene, I wanted to do that since it contains a lot of very cute animations!
This will kinda be a scene by scene analysis with me just pointing out things I like, but if you'd like to see the full cutscene in better quality than my screenshots, you can watch it here!
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The scene starts off with all of the main playable characters going for a walk under a starry sky filled with fireworks. I know blue/yellow Toads have been staples of Mario games now, since they colour code the main characters and Mario is obviously red, but its does delight me that Blue Toad is just invited on this little walk with them.
(Also if you listen closely, you can hear Mario say "Ah Princess, what a beautiful evening!" and I thought that was cute)
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Their walk is interrupted by Toad noticing something offscreen, and they run ahead to see a broken pipe in the middle of the path! Mario and Luigi closely examine it, and then we get...
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ACTUAL PLUMBING FROM THE SUPER MARIO BROS!
Real talk, the more the series goes on the less relevant their status as plumbers often becomes, so anything that references it or shows them actually using their plumbing skills makes me so happy. And their tools are colour coordinated!
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A bunch of power ups and the green Sprixie Princess pop out, and we get some classic 2d artwork, which I absolutely adore. More of this in every 3d game, please.
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The ground and pipe start rumbling, and this is where I really wanna focus on the character animation of the main four here. All four of them start looking around for the source of the tremors, and we see both Peach and Luigi lifting their hands up, Luigi looking more anxious.
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Bowser suddenly pops out of the pipe and roars, startling all four main characters. We can see very different reactions from all of them.
Toad and Peach jump before covering their ears, very clearly intimidated by Bowser's roar.
Luigi is the only one to fall over completely from Bowser's appearance. He stays on the ground and holds one hand up in front of his face, flinching when Bowser roars. Dude is clearly terrified by Bowser.
Mario does jump in surprise when Bowser pops up, but he's the only one who doesn't cower when Bowser roars. Instead, he immediately gets into a confrontational pose, with one hand held out protectively towards Peach. This isn't his first time dealing with Bowser, obviously, and his instincts are to prepare for a fight and to protect Peach.
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However, Bowser's target this time isn't Peach, but instead the green Sprixie Princess. A lot of people poke fun at the set up for this game - "if Princess Peach isn't in danger, why do any of them care?" - but I always like when Mario & Luigi and the others try to rescue others simply because it's the right thing to do.
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Bowser turns to glare at Peach and Mario, taunting them to react. Peach and Mario are both upset by the capture of the Sprixie Princess, but neither react too strongly to Bowser. Both of them have interacted with him enough to know what he's like.
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Conversely, both Luigi and Blue Toad react much more when Bowser turns to them. Blue Toad stumbles onto one foot, while Luigi cowers back further, keeping his hand raised defensively, which seems to be a common mannerism of his when he's frightened. Bowser seems to be grinning a bit more in this pose, as if he knows he can get a bigger reaction out of these two.
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When Bowser disappears down the pipe, all four of them regain their bearings and jump back up, reaching out for the green Sprixie Princess.
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Peach is the first one to rush forward to the pipe. She sort of flounders on the edge of the pipe before she slips down it - yeah, I don't think she had a game plan there outside of trying to rescue the green Sprixie Princess. But proactive Peach being included on the adventure is always a win!
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Before Luigi even lands his startled jump, Mario is already rushing forward to follow Peach down the pipe, and Toad is right behind him. I'd say it's out of mostly courage on Mario's end, and mostly out of loyalty to the princess on Toad's.
Then we get to my favourite animation of this scene (can you tell I'm biased?)
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While Mario and Toad follow Peach down the pipe, Luigi pulls himself together and slaps his cheeks twice to hype himself up. It's one of my favourite quirks for characters to do, and it's doubly endearing on characters who are timid in nature. Luigi was arguably the most started and scared by Bowser's appearance, but he knows he has to do something! Totally adopting this as a common mannerism of his
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Luigi then follows the others down the pipe, and they travel to the first world of the game, bringing the opening cutscene to a close.
Fun fact; since I've only ever played this game solo, and since I main Luigi, I assumed that his animation of landing on his stomach outside of the pipe was unique to him, since he's established as quite clumsy.
But in 4 player mode, you can see all of them coming out of the pipe together, and Mario lands on his stomach too. Just thought that was a cute detail.
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So that's the opening cutscene of Super Mario 3D World! It's not terribly complex, but I've always adored it for showcasing a lot of personality with the main characters, and since I didn't really see any discussions on it, I wanted to highlight it!
I do recommend you watch the cutscene since a lot of the nuances and details can't be shown in screenshots - or better yet, play the game yourself! It's a ton of fun ^^
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doubledyke · 3 months
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Comparing Edd to Eddy, which of the two you would say gone through the worst shit throughout the show?
(regarding both their homelifes AND all the bad stuff across the episodes too).
putting this under the cut cuz it gets pretty miserable lmao
also, i'm including ed.
as far as the canon of the show and movie i'll go with eddy obviously because of the whole bro thing, and bc he's most often the target of everyone's rage. at least with ed and edd, there seems to be a baseline of decency and occasional kindness from the other kids. as soon as eddy rears his square head, everyone's groaning and patting at their pockets. nazz and rolf are okay towards him a couple times i guess, but it ends in disaster nonetheless.
still going strictly by canon events i'd say edd is next. he's so damn stressed the entire time that it stresses ME out. eddy and ed put him through a lot both mentally and physically. he's so frail 😭 he can't handle all that.
ending with ed just cuz he comes off as impervious to any physical harm, and blocks a lot of the mental stuff as a defense mechanism. he does whatever he can to stay in his happy place and he's gotten really good at it. not saying he doesn't go through anything or that he isn't affected, he's just the least affected of the three.
we don't have a ton to go off of in terms of their home life, which is totally fine by me. preferable in fact. as a disclaimer, it's generally shitty to compare trauma, but they're cartoon characters so i'll compare their *fictional* trauma lmao. all just my opinion etc., etc.
during the run of the show, my opinion is that ed has it the worst at home. i imagine that he's made to feel very much like the red headed step-child. it's his parents and sarah teaming up against him, blaming him for all their problems. belittling, degrading and and if he's lucky, ignoring him. his dad really just reacts to what his wife and daughter tell him, but he reacts just the same. ed is cast to the basement and they all try really really hard to pretend that he doesn't exist. maybe his dad takes pity on him from time to time and buys him a comic or a movie behind his wife's back. or maybe he doesn't. he certainly doesn't want to ruffle feathers and make himself more miserable than he already is. come on, he just got off work. and once again, ed checks out to survive. i think there would be a point where ed and edd kinda look at each other and are like "what the fuck" in response to seeing ed's treatment first hand. we kind of get something close to that in the show when ed tells them they literally took his stairs.
edd is next i guess cuz he's got such a terrible wake up call in his future. realizing that no dude, it's not even slightly normal to communicate with your parents strictly via sticky note. it's not normal for a kid to be expected to take care of every single chore and task around the house. and all the books, all the academic achievements, all the folded socks in the world aren't gonna make them love you. then dealing with his (i always use this word) DEBILITATING anxiety on top of all that? i've said it before but he's straight up burnt out by the end of the show at age 12/13.
edd by the start of bps:
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i put eddy last bc at least during the show his home life seems relatively normal. his mom is very obviously doting and his dad is okay as long as he keeps that wrist tight. with bro gone, the immediate threat is neutralized, and he's in no hurry to unpack anything going on internally. much like the other two, there's a major realization and subsequent struggle in his future. but he's slightly more deluded than edd and is actually the last of the three to accept that his childhood was fucked up. even after bps, he kinda knows, but he's incapable of accepting that he was a victim. bruises heal, what's the big deal? bro didn't have to do all that in front of everyone though, geez. his self worth is so low that he doesn't believe his experiences can be considered abuse. he's the one that pissed his brother off, after all. and so on and so forth. anywho, if bro still lived in the house i'd probably put him at the top of the list cuz like... not to get too dark here but idk man "accidents" happen and who knows if bro could've been stopped if no one was around. my personal hc as to why bro left or was forced to leave is that there was a really close call.
so yeah they all have fucked up home lives and day to day lives. they're so miserable 🥺 yes i will compound it 🥹
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carlyraejepsans · 2 years
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What do you headcanon everyone's sexuality to be?
honestly I'm very um. whatever about sexuality headcanons. I don't think monsters in undertale see gender and sexuality as we categorize them in real life, so things are a lot more flexible. that being said, i do have Some Thoughts:
alphys is bi. like just bi, she's the only one i have a straightforward headcanon for. she even has the lil pride flag stickers on her water bottle n shit.
i like the idea that asgore and toriel are so old that they still view sexuality as something you Do rather than something you Are, like people used to do back then. i mean asgore obviously loved rudy at some point in his life and toriel has some wild stories from her youth that she'll play coy about, but neither of them would describe themselves as queer. just because that's not how they think of sexuality As A Concept.
i... don't see sans as the kind of guy with a label ? i think when you get down to it, he would technically fit the definition of demi, but he'd zone out halfway through the kind of conversation that leads to that conclusion so he just shrugs it off when you ask him and makes a bad joke to change the subject. also it varies, i like ace sans and i like bi sans too, but straight sans still feels more accurate to me than him being into dudes lmao. he does joke about kissing the homies goodnight tho ("WAIT A SECOND... YOU NEVER KISS ME GOODNIGHT. AM I NOT PART OF THE HOMIES??" "i never kiss anyone bro, we don't have lips" "OH! THAT'S RIGHT!!! ...CAN I STILL BE A HOMIE??" "sure man, knock yourself out")
okay okay i know how it sounds, but y'know that action movie dynamic where the machomen hero duo fights together side by side and spends all the film having very high homoerotic tension with one another except they both have wives and play it off as a bromance because if it was truly gay they would alienate over half of their fanbase? PAPYRUS AND UNDYNE ARE LIKE THAT, BUT PLAYED COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY. it is completely 100% platonic, they're both HUGE homos in opposite directions and it has no bearing whatsoever on their individual sexualities. it's just the kind of spontaneous homoeroticism that spawns from beating the same guy up every day for enough days in a row. but yeah they're both gay as hell. (also undyne feels like the "10 years ago i married my best friend. my girlfriend isn't too happy about it but me and papyrus were drunk and we thought we could get away with tax fraud" kinda gal).
oh and papyrus doesn't do romance at all. full stop. aro!papyrus my beloved
mettaton had his gender identity crisis already and when he finally worked it out and saw the sexuality crisis in the distance he just decided he wasn't gonna deal with any more of that bullshit
frisk is a baby. they grow up to be very bi and very flirty, tho. which surprises no-one.
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qloof · 10 months
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Idk if we can still do the 5 things ask but. 5 favorite platonic dynamics.
deity the can of worms you just reopened in my brain
platonic / non-romantic dynamics !! (not in any particular order bcus im awful at ranking)
Dynamis & King & Tithi - people whove known me for a bit probably have read some texts or threads on twitter about me rambling about them. this dynamic is the case of "there's a few frames of them together and some interactions; im gonna place them all into a pod now" and me taking the little characterization they have and stretching it so far. but idgaf !! it's my brain i get to do what i want !! i've got a sort of brother/familial dynamic with them. i remember some scenes where Tithi held onto King and adjdjdjdj it was just very adorable and it's stuck with me for a while. and we also have one of the ending scenes where Tithi is with Dynamis at Mist Mountain. Tithi is the center of this dynamic really, because King and Dynamis don't really have any direct/1-on-1 interactions in the show. i like to imagine the Tithi-Influence-Banter Dynamis and King would have; Dynamis being the more "responsible" older brother and King the more daring and reckless middle brother. Tithi takes from both of them, and Dynamis ends up scolding King when they both get into trouble. the thing i like a lot about them though too is that i get to expand on Dynamis a little more. bro has been stuck in a temple all his life and grew up having to live up to his life's purpose !! it's all over now !! let the man have fun !! heal his inner child as he King drags him to events with Tithi !! i don't think i can project my eldest sibling experience on him though. (that's for vita...sorry vita...). in canon this dynamic probably wouldn't work out the way i have it in mind because they all live in separate places, but i think even then they could have a close bond. Tithi would look up to both King and Dynamis and be happy whenever he talks to them and visits them.
Zhouxing & Bao - this one has been brewing in my brain a bit i need to talk about it more purely shitpost material (/hj). they would start off with the most one-sided beef (from Zhouxing). yeah they dont have any interactions in canon really except for that one indirect one. but again this is my brain. same guy different fonts; one gets bitches the other is bitchless; Zhouxing has to deal with another guy who basically holds the same role as him from an opposite team/group; they both lost to the same green guy Zhouxing starting the beef is sooo funny to me. obviously the two of them would be a bit hostile/suspicious of each other at first because of Beylin Temple history, but this is all after the Nemesis Crisis so there's a truce now. this new Bao guy is clearly on his level and Zhouxing needs to challenge him in everything. he has to prove that he's the superior pretty guy (by annoying the shit out of Bao). Bao doesn't catch on to what's happening for a while until Zhouxing does something crazy and Bao snaps and is like "dude what the HELL is your PROBLEM?!" (Bao is now committed to the fight). At some point after, they get along. Bao is like "dude if you just told me you wanted to fight I would've fought you." They become homies (sort of) (they still sort of hate each other) (not seriously though). this is one of those "guy who's silly and guy who's serious" kind of dynamics and that's probably why i like it a lot adjdjdjdj. Bao is more of a no-games sort of guy before the Nemesis Crisis and probably a little bit after. but those days are over !! time to put him in the middle of a found family (WHZ) and figure out how to fit in with the Rizz Blader being his rival (that he had no say in) from it.
Masamune & Lera - MLM WLW SOLIDARITYYYYY !!!! AND ALSO HOSTILITYYYYY !!!!! they're the "they didn't allow us to be friends in canon because we would be too powerful" duo. they're the meme of the lesbian flag stick figure kicking the gay flag stick figure. they will tell anyone that asks that they think the other is insufferable, but they always have a blast whenever they chat. Laz has spoken about them before and I adore them <3 I think Lera would find Masamune very annoying but also he's entertaining and he's so easily amused by everything that she can state the most random facts about anything and he'll either jaw drop in amazement or in complete utter despair. They both seem very chatty i think they could talk to each other non-stop for hours. they definitely share the beef and gossip about other people.
Tsubasa & Yu - (explodes into tears) one of the best dynamics in the entire show (and one i actually have canon to go off of !! wow !!). the way they have a rocky first start but later develop as a duo with a really close bond is so :(( tears in me eyes :(( Tsubasa and Yu not seeing eye-to-eye throughout their interactions in Fusion, but later getting along and supporting each other after the Dark Nebula falls. Yu starts to stick to Tsubasa and values him very much, and vice versa (which makes Tsubasa's conflicts in Metal Masters more heartbreaking for me </3) . They are the brothers ever <3 Tsubasa picked up a stray cat (fox, really) and he follows him around sometimes <3
Dynamis & Pluto - deity ik you don't give a fuck about them but I DO !! AND IM GOING TO BE UNWELL FOR A MOMENT !! (as you can tell i am heavily influenced by Alexis) (and also i like to grasp for straws) (i am going off by both implied/very far-reached canon and solar swap au). this will probably be the shortest explanation for those reasons. and also i cant put my thoughts into words to how these guys make me feel. i just. the. the way that those two in canon know each other and have had to known each other for years. they knew their destinies and that they inevitably would fight each other at the end of it all. they've definitely got some crazy history and it's FUCKED UP that the show didnt do anything with that (i say for the thousandth time)
these were the five i could think of at the top of my head at 11pm eecks dee
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smallestapplin · 2 years
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I never really got into the strategy in pokemon battles, so I get beat pretty easily in battles against others.
Until one of my friends called me bad and now its my priority to be the strongest only when I'm fighting them.
Imagine this with the subway bros, I guess it would be kind of a "no deal" for them of their s/o didn't take battles seriously- but the shock of seeing their s/o absolutely wreck one of their strong friends in battle just for haha funny?
Oh now this is great.
Asks are open!
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🔲Ingo🔲
- the twin who doesn’t really care that you aren’t all that into it.
- As long as you let him ramble about strategies, he is a verbal thinking and gets lightbulb ideas in the middle of rambling about his idea.
- Though battling with you is a new and good experience.
- Ingo is so use to it always being competitive. Even when he and Emmet were younger that’s how it always was.
- But battling just for fun? This is nice.
- “That was a fun match dear, I brought Pokémon food if you’d like to rest.”
- So seeing you battle one of your stronger more competitive friends was fun!
- “Haha dude you suck at these.”
- The battle wasn’t even over, you had three Pokémon left while they had four.
- I go doesn’t know what he saw at that moment but he now knows it was a smug fighting spirit.
- With three Pokémon left you wiped out their entire team.
- Four Pokémon quickly turned to zero.
- “Haha man that was fun! What happened there though?”
- You sounded so smug.
- Oh and your friend was not happy “I’m going home and thinking of a way to kick your ass next time.” They stuck their tongue out and left.
- “I wasn’t even trying but okay.”
- “YOU WERENT!?”
- “Oh shit forgot you were there babe.”
- He is shocked.
- Surprised.
- Dumbfounded.
- Impressed.
- “Can we battle like that one day?”
- “Sure I don’t mind.”
- He wants to have at least ONE honest battle with you now.
🔳Emmet🔳
- sad.
- Distraught.
- Hurt.
- Battling is one of his favorite things.
- Like obviously you two bond over other things which lead to you dating.
- BUT STILL!
- He noticed that when battling you AND your Pokémon just seem to be having fun.
- Not really taking it seriously.
- “Daaaarliiiing please! Just one battle!”
- “Em we already-“
- “I wanna see you go all oooouuuut.”
- He’s a baby don’t mind him.
- Emmet is very competitive himself, so when he sees you and your trainer friend battling he, even though he know you don’t care, becomes your cheerleader.
- “Wow man, can you be any worse at battles?”
- And that seemed to flip a switch.
- Your Pokémon on the field understood the new vibes.
- And quickly your last two Pokémon stood firm, taking out all five of your friends like it was no problem.
- Personal cheerleader emmet was moving his whole body and cheering so loud the entire time.
- “Aw come on man you could let me have this?” Your friend pouts before leaving shortly after.
- “Why don’t you battle me like that?” Oh dear emmet is putting on his pouty face.
- “I mean I wasn’t trying all the hard.”
- “…….okay so what are your thoughts on marriage?”
- “EMMET!”
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mushiewrites · 1 year
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FI and K for foolish and Punz?
from this post!
himbros <33333
F: Fight | What is their behavior in a tickle fight like?
Foolish: he is so so so extremely giggly and vocal!! foolish is just a happy lil dude, he's always smiling and laughing and just speaking about anything and everything. he would protest occasionally, but if he's being tkled it would be more of commenting on what was happening. ("ihihit tihihickles!" "why dohohoes ihit tihihickle sohoho much?!", etc.). and honestly, i feel like it would be the same when foolish is a ler - just commenting on the things he's doing to the lee, commenting on how sensitive they are, commenting on their laugh....just simple little observations that would turn any lee into a fluttered giggly mess 😵‍💫
Punz: he's a lil trickster I think. if he's a lee but he wants to win, he'd act like he got hurt or make plead hard enough to make the ler question the tks and pause, and then he'd strike and get the upper hand. most of his friends know this trick by now so it never works after the first time, but it's always amusing to watch Punz do it to someone new. as a ler he's cutesy but ruthless - he would enter it with softer tks, nice lil teases, and then when he finds a good spot he pounces on it and exploits it like there's no tomorrow
I: Interrogation | How well would they handle a tickle interrogation?
(In this scenario I'm gonna just answer as if they hid one of their friends phones)
Foolish: he would absolutely play innocent - like I said before, he just sounds so so innocent (sometimes he makes these faces though when he's lying and he is practically visibly dripping with guilt). i think he would hang on long enough in the beginning of the tks, telling himself that it couldnt get that hard to deal with. turns out though, when he gets his hips squeezed mercilessly, he's cackling and barking out apologies and pleading, but by then it's too late - even when he throws the phone onto the bedsheets
Punz: blondie here would definitely be more nonchalant with the whole situation. he'd pretend he had absolutely no idea what they were speaking about, keeping the act up even as he feels fingers creeping along his sides. the ler feels the phone hidden in his hoodie pocket, sending punz into frantic giggles as he shoves his hands in the pocket to hold it there and keep it from the ler. however, the ler uses this to their advantage and shoves their hands in, digging into punz's tummy until he's got tears in his eyes and agrees to let go of the phone
K: Killer Move | As a ler, do they have special skills to use against their lees and drive them crazy with?
Foolish: he's strong as hell. i mean look at him....he's so muscley and dude bro built. he could pin someone before the lee even knew what was happening, not even giving them a chance to fight back. he also is incredibly innocent looking and sounding, which he uses to his advantage to pout and convince the lee to let him tk them
Punz: I think this kind of goes back to the trickster act. he's very cute and cuddly and just looks so precious (I've compared him to dream with the whole puppy dog look). so he uses it to his advantage to get what he wants. obviously like i said though it really only works for one or two times before he's figured out, but that's how he would gain the upper hand if he could. he also always insists that his tks will be nice, and he's just so nice everyone believes him - big mistake. he's ruthless through and through for sure 😈 (he can do nice tks if the lee wants them, though. he's very very good at soft tks)
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I have an angsty one. Ok, so skeleton discovers that S/O's parents are part of an anti-monster group that have hurt a lot of monster recently. When skeleton tried to confront them, the dad says that when little shits have gone this far to try to stop them, people tend to disappear, looking straight at his brother who's waiting in the car. Main reaction?
Undertale Sans - When he realises the asshole just threat his brother, his pupils disappears. He doesn't do anything to hold him back as he's going back inside the house. Sans won't tell anything to Papyrus yet, so he doesn't worry, but he will insist a lot that Papyrus stays with him a few days and will talk to S/O about this. He doesn't want to look to scared, but he is scared. He is so scared and he's realising he messed up big. S/O is horrified when they learned that their dad did that, and believes him right away. They are going to deal with this to the police station.
Undertale Papyrus - He takes a step back, quite shocked. But, uh, the second Sans sees his bro is uncomfortable, he teleports in front of him, looking very tense. Your dad is just insulting them as Sans drags Papyrus back to the car. They're going to talk to S/O about this, and man, Sans will not let go before they do something. This man is crazy, if you don't call the police, he will.
Underswap Sans - You think you can impress him because you're bigger and scary? Lol. The second you dad leans over him to scare him, Blue kicks him in the nuts and calls for his colleagues help from the police station. He recorded everything anyway. He already said S/O he would go see them, now he can show S/O what his dad really is. He's not worry. He's a police officer, and threats against laws protectors are taken very seriously.
Underswap Papyrus - Oh wow. He didn't expect that and he just a little wants to cry right now. A little lot actually. Honey is trying to back off, more and more uncomfortable, as your dad keeps threatening him. When he pushes him off the stairs, that's too much for Blue who's going for the guy's head. That's agression, bitch, you're under arrest. Honey is quite scared the next few days, but Blue assures him he can't do anything against him. They still have to talk to S/O though, but Honey doesn't want to cause problem so he prefers to stay silent. So, obviously, Blue talked to S/O anyway. S/O was not happy to learn their dad hurt their husband.
Underfell Sans - "the fuck ya're saying asshole?" He grabs the man by the collar, very angry. That's a dangerous game your dad is playing. The guy is far from inoffensive and threatening his brother is one of the things he absolutely won't stand with. Ironically, Edge is the one stopping him from hurting S/O's dad, because he would be the one with problems. But the man looks scared enough by now, he doesn't worry too much. Like he could stand any chance against Edge anyway lol.
Underfell Papyrus - No warning. Headbutt. Edge won't let an asshole tries to intimidate him when he's bigger, stronger and scarier. He's going to teach the guy a lesson he won't forget by breaking several of his ribs and his nose. Red is cheering from the car. He doesn't know why his brother is beating an old man but he seems to have a good reason so he doesn't care! Though, uh, S/O was not exactly happy to learn what Edge did, even with his justification. Though Edge threats the guy to tell the cops everything about his little monster torture business and that prevented him from complain furthermore. Two can play this game. Edge is better at it, that's all.
Horrortale Sans - Oak was going in good faith to try to change the guy's mind after a bad family diner when he was an ass to him and his brother. But this? This is not an apologize. Oak pupils dilates like a cat ones when that random dude threats his brother. Then he growls, suddenly looking way bigger and scarier than he actually is. He has enough self control to not attack, but the look of pure terror of the guy is enough to know he won't try to bother his brother and him. And if he does? Well, don't worry, he still has his own axe somewhere and he knows how to hide a body.
Horrortale Papyrus - "I CAME HERE SO YOU CAN APOLOGIZE TO ME FOR THE WAY YOU TREATED ME AND MY BROTHER YESTERDAY AND I WON'T LEAVE BEFORE YOU DO SO." Willow is not buying his shit and he's not scared. He grabbed the man arm and he is holding really hard right now. You want threats? How about the fact he could literally break your arm in two if he really wanted too? Your dad is not happy, and screaming. And obviously, Oak knew something was off and teleported and put a blaster next to his head. Relulanctly, you dad apologize. Willow smiles at him. "THANK YOU. IF YOU TRY ANYTHING AGAINST ME OR MY BROTHER I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR SKULL LIKE A COCONUT. OK, BYE!" And on this, they leave the house. The man is quite terrified. Willow will talk with S/O about this in the evening, so they can find a solution.
Swapfell Sans - He straight laughs to his face. "WELL, I WON'T STOP YOU FROM TRYING. BUT KNOW THAT IF YOU SOMEHOW HURT MY BROTHER, I'LL MAKE SURE POLICE FINDS LITTLE PIECES OF YOU EVERYWHERE IN TOWN, LIKE A PUZZLE. GOOD EVENING, STUPID HUMAN." He salutes and leaves, very proud of himself and not scared at all. Rus is capable to protect himself just fine, and if by mistake he crosses his way first, oh well, he will be dead so who cares. Of course, he doesn't say anything to S/O, he doesn't need them to worry.
Swapfell Papyrus - Rus chuckles and turns to the car. "hey bro, the guy says he's going to kill you if we keep messing with his stuff." "TELL HIM HE'S NOT THE FIRST ONE AND THAT WE'RE GOING TO KEEP MESSING WITH HIS STUFF ANYWAY. AND PLEASE TRY TO KILL ME NOW, I'M SO BORED I'M GOING TO DIE." "you heard him. my bro is waiting for you. that's rude to make him wait." Your dad is hesitating, but his ego is stronger and he decides to go fight Nox anyways. Rus can't believe the guy is that stupid. Nox leaves him crying on the sidewalk with a few broken bones, looking very satisfied. Welp. He's not telling S/O his brother beats their dad.
Fellswap Gold Sans - Don't... Don't do this. Wine can't stand people threatening his brother and that pissed him off really bad. So bad he points a gun between your dad's eyes and asks him to repeat this if he dares. Fortunately, your dad can recognise a danger and apologize to him. Great. Now you will dismantle your little hate group, and if you don't do it before the next day? Well, he will have to pay a visit to his gun again, right? Your dad is so scared he's doing it in front of him.
Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Welp. Your dad barely finishes his sentence that he is shot in the shoulder. That's the only warning he'll get. After this, Wine gets out of the car and do the same thing as above. You're not scaring Coffee. Never. Now apologize.
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wavedon  answered:
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“no you’re not.” there was a laugh, a small laugh, and a hand placing itself onto john b’s shoulder. it was from a good place, delta knew that. it didn’t take her long to realize how much john b cared about the people in his life. even someone like delta, who had only been in town for a couple of months. the whole pogue versus kook thing, she couldn’t quite understand where it had come from. she also couldn’t quite understand where it was going, but she was happy to be on the side of people who cared more about the people around them instead of what they came with.
“it’s just a dinner,” she reassured him. with her mom’s new job as the head chef at the country club, the cameron’s wanted to throw her a dinner welcoming her to the island. it wasn’t necessarily for her, but she was on the guest list which meant delta was too. “hey! what about this? i’ll think of a safe word,” there was another laugh, “as soon as you hear me caw-caw then you’ll know it’s time to come rescue me. i’ll even steal some beer as payment, deal?”
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“ it’s  not  just  a  dinner  ,  delta  ,  that’s  the  thing  .  it’s more like a   ——  uh  …  a  suicide  mission  .  yeah  ,  yeah  ,  that  feels  more  accurate  .  or  ,  uh  ,  diving  into  a  pool  of  hungry  blacktip  reef  sharks  .  “  or  maybe  he’s  just  exaggerating  ,  in  this  very  theatrical  and  hyperbolic  way  of  expressing  himself  that’s  already  part  of  his  everyday  teenage  persona  ,  one  that  people  who’s  known  his  family  for  long  enough  would  probably  dare  to  label  as  true-routledge-fashion  ,  reminding  him  once  again  that  he’s  indeed  ,  no  matter  how  much  he  utterly  despises  it  sometimes  ,  his  father’s  son  .  he’s  gotta  give  this  one  to  the  redhead  ,  however  ,  and  admit  that  attending  to  ward  cameron’s  welcome  party  might  not  be  as  awful  as  he’s  made  it  seem  ,  because  she’s  still  fresh  meat  and  therefore  ——  still  balancing  herself  on  that  thin  line  that  separates  the  pogues  from  the kooks  ,  and  everything  in  between  that  the  choice  of  one  group  or  another  entails  .  the  irony  of  it  all  is  that  he  works  for  the  big  boss  too  (  say  hello  to  beloved  pool  boy  and  employee  of  the  month  ,  yes  ,  you  guessed  it  ,  john  b  )  but  ,  unlike  his  new  friend  ,  he’s  got  his  priorities  straight  and  most  importantly  ,  knows  when  is  it  safe  to  step  a  foot  into  enemy  territory  and  when  it’s  just  a  sure  death  sentence  .  the  kooks  ——  or  more  specifically  ,  their  children , are  prett y aware  of  the  position  where  he  stands  in  the  social  pyramid  of  the  obx  ,  and  probably  wouldn’t  hesitate  in  making  his  stay  a  living  hell  if  he  were  to  attempt  and  mingle  with  them  for  even  just  a  night  .  ergo  ,  he’s  come  up  with  his  very  clever  and  effective  ‘  avoid  the  mess  ,  stay  in  your  nest  ‘   policy . but  even  then  ,  delta  still  seems  pretty  adamant  about  this  super-special  kook  gathering  ,  and  deep  down  ,  he  can  understand  why  .  it’s  beyond  her  ,  obviously  ,  and  has  to  do  a  lot  more  with  the  fact  that  this  is  a  great   opportunity  for  her  mom  ,  so  she  can’t  afford  fucking  it  all  up  by  not  showing  up  because  some  random  dude-bro  at  the  cut  told  her  the  camerons  and  their  kooky  entourage  were  nothing  but  bad  news  .  at  least  like  this  ,  if  things  eventually  decide  to  go  south  ,  the  adventurer’s  gonna  be  able  to  prompt  how  he’d  told  her  so  .  “  caw  caw  ?  yeah  ,  we  can  make  it  work  ,  i  assume  .  i  mean  ,  it’s  not  the  bat-signal  ,  but  it’s  something  .  maybe  just  an  sos  text  ?  or  a  selfie  with  topper  thornton  when  he’s  trying  to  smother  you  with  a  silk  napkin  .  “  a  shrug  ,  as  he  sinks  further  into  the  hammock  he’s  currently  slumped  in  .  not  the  way  he’s  expected  to  spend  his  friday  night  ,  for  sure  .  worst  fucking  summer  ever  .  “  shot  in  the  dark  but  ,  any  chance  you  can  also  bring  me  some  fancy  food?  like  shrimp  or  that  …  uh  ,  the  little  baby  fish  eggs-thingy ?  what  is  it  called  ,  caviar  ?  ”
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stony-ao3-feed · 2 years
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Ripped Apart and Broken Down
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by ezra_moosh69
“Nick. I am not sitting at the very front of the table. That’s obviously Captain Crunch’s position, and I wouldn’t like to be caught sitting in it when he gets here,” the girl addressed Fury with more confidence and attitude than Natasha could ever even imagine.
“Simmons I won’t tell you again, sit in the chair. And please for the love of god don’t call him that, I’d rather not have to deal with a scuffle between the two of you.”
“You know I can’t just promise that, I mean come on! He even made a commercial for it in the costume dude.”
Peter burst out in laughter at that. “He what?! Oh my god that’s beautiful.” *** Katarina and Peter never had a very normal life. It was complete hell actually. When Peter was ripped from her side, Katerina was happy, but everything also just kind of spiraled into a mess of pain and terror. So...yay! What happens when she escapes? What happens when Peter starts fighting with the Avengers? What happens when Fury and Katerina become reluctant allies? *** Yay! Bad summary over :) This story is mostly based around Peter and Katarina's traumatic life, but I'm not a monster, so some fun will be had. Promise...
Words: 738, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Multi
Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Matt Murdock, Wade Wilson, Pepper Potts, Stephen Strange, Harry Osborn, Michelle Jones, Gwen Stacy, Ned Leeds, Harley Keener, Shuri, Loki (Marvel), Other Avengers, Other Marvel Characters, Other Character Tags to Be Added
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner/Thor, past Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Matt Murdock/Wade Wilson, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Peter Parker/Harry Osborn, Michelle Jones/Gwen Stacy, Betty Brant/Ned Leeds, Original Female Character/Harley Keener/Shuri, Past Peter Parker/Harley Keener, Pepper Potts/James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Loki/Stephen Strange, Original Female Character & Avenger Team, Original Female Character & Being a part of Team Red, Original Female Character & Other characters, James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Peter is a Little Shit, everyone is a little shit, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, original character with a traumatic backstory, Child Soldiers, Starvation, inaccurate usage of military system, inaccurate usage of Science, Human Experimentation, Tony Stark is Good With Kids, Loki is a Good Bro (Marvel), Wade Wilson is a Good Bro, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, BAMF Peter Parker, BAMF Original Character, Nick Fury is Not Amused, but he also kind of cares, pick a side Nick, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Polyamorous Relationships
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lonespektr · 8 months
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SEPTEMBER 10TH HORROR WATCH
The Invitation (2022) specifying 2022 because it's a BUNCH of horror movies called the invitation and they are good but we don't want to confuse anybody
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Okay
Old timey days fancy lady
Locked in the house, they chasin her
She kills herself off the fancy stairwell
"it ends here"
Clearly not because this is min 5 of the movie
party server women camaraderie over being groped by men
It's a gala thing for a DNA kit company
They snag a kit
Protag mails it in
English cuz is in NY wants to meet up
He's apparently the whitest man alive
Bestie says hell naw he's going to take her kidneys
She meets him he says she's a family scandal
One guess why
That's right their girl had a baby with a black staffer presumably the old timey woman that offed herself at the start
Black staffer raised her kin on his own
Eventually they moved to America
But homeboy told everybody about her 🤣🤣🤣
Now the whole family wants to meet the black american cousin 🤣🤣🤣
There's a big wedding this makes it a plausible reason for her to visit
Protag bumps the help and drops of bunch of shit the help are woc
The head butler of whatever tells her to to clean it up
Not very tall dark (obviously fucking white why do white ppl call themselves dark cause of black hair) hansom says no shes a vip
Protag like okay so it's ok talking shit to the help??
I realize this is a plot hole because she's fucking American he would know she probably wasn't the help not in a uniform and talking shit
Anyways the house has a bunch of gawdy art sculptures like animals
Is this maid welsh? Can i accurately identify welsh accent?
Fancy room maid says the fancy wrought iron bars are on the windows because of demon shrikes
The bars match the decor there's wrought iron shit and marble shit and carved shit everywhere
Former lady of the house??
Doesn't say yo mama
She know she fuckin dying she crying implying it's about the dead lady of the house it ain't she knows about the set up!!!
Bro y'all not related?? You talking about the home owner.
Nightmare lady of the house
Monster in the hallway
Very elaborate ritual just to see who has a cleaning assignment for a creepy locked room they look nervous
Mostly woc
Maid says not safe out of her room
Head host literally chanting
Wired headphones in the year of our lord 2022?
Got her
Everyone is too happy almost relieved that she is there
Mean girls
Short one doesn't travel much
Fancy pants stole her drink and pulled her into a live performance on a moments notice how romantic
Cuz is kikiing with mean girl constant she was supposed to be the whatever she now it's protag
Confirmation he's fully in on it
Clearly they need a female heir but why
Second? Third?? Time on that sword
Oh shizz monster in the room
Dude is in the room? 🧐
Made another glass mess for maid
Lots of sharp objects being set up
Dude not subtle
Protag not fucking around
I'm poor i want money to do shit bro
He's playing it obviously fake
Excellently done tension with the manicure scene
Keeps breaking shit
Seeggs he proposed because they are already doing a wedding so
She literally juz said yes and he didn't laugh wtf
Lol she checked like bruh I'm nawt serious
Friggin venician masks now
3 families
She's literally all the head of the table with home boy
Hes playing it so greasy
Shes physically repulsed yet she keeps saying yes
He announced they marriage at dinner
Another one bites the dust
Exposition speech teach people made a deal with the devil
Count Dracula (literally numerology obsessed 🤣)
Talking about 3 is the magic number of brides
So thought they were all vampires but it's just ones dude hoarding power
The bridesmaids drank blood??
Wait who's got fangs?
She's expecting the rich people who sell their daughters for infinity to help
He's delusional
Maid is VERY distraught
More exposition
3 is that magic number they all get to be immortal if they cross the three blood lines
Apparently all fangs are day walkers
Lots of screaming begging and crying
Maid rescue
They guy is literally from dowton Abbey righ?
First house trouble
Name dropped the family
Not very smart but observant
Back in
Wedding day
That was always the play
Wild AF the change being instant
Stakes him already
Miss
Girls fight to the death
Show down count v protag
She's already unvamped with the palace buying around her nice and tidy
Daughter surpases the mother in that too end it
You don't maurder yourself you kill the baddie you survive
Lol she goes after cuz later w bestie
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ao3feed-lokiangst · 2 years
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Ripped Apart and Broken Down
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/0eZ3YwS
by ezra_moosh69
“Nick. I am not sitting at the very front of the table. That’s obviously Captain Crunch’s position, and I wouldn’t like to be caught sitting in it when he gets here,” the girl addressed Fury with more confidence and attitude than Natasha could ever even imagine.
“Simmons I won’t tell you again, sit in the chair. And please for the love of god don’t call him that, I’d rather not have to deal with a scuffle between the two of you.”
“You know I can’t just promise that, I mean come on! He even made a commercial for it in the costume dude.”
Peter burst out in laughter at that. “He what?! Oh my god that’s beautiful.” *** Katarina and Peter never had a very normal life. It was complete hell actually. When Peter was ripped from her side, Katerina was happy, but everything also just kind of spiraled into a mess of pain and terror. So...yay! What happens when she escapes? What happens when Peter starts fighting with the Avengers? What happens when Fury and Katerina become reluctant allies? *** Yay! Bad summary over :) This story is mostly based around Peter and Katarina's traumatic life, but I'm not a monster, so some fun will be had. Promise...
Words: 738, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Multi
Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Matt Murdock, Wade Wilson, Pepper Potts, Stephen Strange, Harry Osborn, Michelle Jones, Gwen Stacy, Ned Leeds, Harley Keener, Shuri, Loki (Marvel), Other Avengers, Other Marvel Characters, Other Character Tags to Be Added
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner/Thor, past Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Matt Murdock/Wade Wilson, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Peter Parker/Harry Osborn, Michelle Jones/Gwen Stacy, Betty Brant/Ned Leeds, Original Female Character/Harley Keener/Shuri, Past Peter Parker/Harley Keener, Pepper Potts/James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Loki/Stephen Strange, Original Female Character & Avenger Team, Original Female Character & Being a part of Team Red, Original Female Character & Other characters, James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Peter is a Little Shit, everyone is a little shit, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, original character with a traumatic backstory, Child Soldiers, Starvation, inaccurate usage of military system, inaccurate usage of Science, Human Experimentation, Tony Stark is Good With Kids, Loki is a Good Bro (Marvel), Wade Wilson is a Good Bro, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, BAMF Peter Parker, BAMF Original Character, Nick Fury is Not Amused, but he also kind of cares, pick a side Nick, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Polyamorous Relationships
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ao3feed-stony · 2 years
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Ripped Apart and Broken Down
by ezra_moosh69
“Nick. I am not sitting at the very front of the table. That’s obviously Captain Crunch’s position, and I wouldn’t like to be caught sitting in it when he gets here,” the girl addressed Fury with more confidence and attitude than Natasha could ever even imagine.
“Simmons I won’t tell you again, sit in the chair. And please for the love of god don’t call him that, I’d rather not have to deal with a scuffle between the two of you.”
“You know I can’t just promise that, I mean come on! He even made a commercial for it in the costume dude.”
Peter burst out in laughter at that. “He what?! Oh my god that’s beautiful.” *** Katarina and Peter never had a very normal life. It was complete hell actually. When Peter was ripped from her side, Katerina was happy, but everything also just kind of spiraled into a mess of pain and terror. So...yay! What happens when she escapes? What happens when Peter starts fighting with the Avengers? What happens when Fury and Katerina become reluctant allies? *** Yay! Bad summary over :) This story is mostly based around Peter and Katarina's traumatic life, but I'm not a monster, so some fun will be had. Promise...
Words: 738, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Multi
Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Matt Murdock, Wade Wilson, Pepper Potts, Stephen Strange, Harry Osborn, Michelle Jones, Gwen Stacy, Ned Leeds, Harley Keener, Shuri, Loki (Marvel), Other Avengers, Other Marvel Characters, Other Character Tags to Be Added
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner/Thor, past Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Matt Murdock/Wade Wilson, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Peter Parker/Harry Osborn, Michelle Jones/Gwen Stacy, Betty Brant/Ned Leeds, Original Female Character/Harley Keener/Shuri, Past Peter Parker/Harley Keener, Pepper Potts/James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Loki/Stephen Strange, Original Female Character & Avenger Team, Original Female Character & Being a part of Team Red, Original Female Character & Other characters, James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Peter is a Little Shit, everyone is a little shit, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, original character with a traumatic backstory, Child Soldiers, Starvation, inaccurate usage of military system, inaccurate usage of Science, Human Experimentation, Tony Stark is Good With Kids, Loki is a Good Bro (Marvel), Wade Wilson is a Good Bro, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, BAMF Peter Parker, BAMF Original Character, Nick Fury is Not Amused, but he also kind of cares, pick a side Nick, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Polyamorous Relationships
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ao3feed-buckyxtony · 2 years
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Ripped Apart and Broken Down
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/0eZ3YwS
by ezra_moosh69
“Nick. I am not sitting at the very front of the table. That’s obviously Captain Crunch’s position, and I wouldn’t like to be caught sitting in it when he gets here,” the girl addressed Fury with more confidence and attitude than Natasha could ever even imagine.
“Simmons I won’t tell you again, sit in the chair. And please for the love of god don’t call him that, I’d rather not have to deal with a scuffle between the two of you.”
“You know I can’t just promise that, I mean come on! He even made a commercial for it in the costume dude.”
Peter burst out in laughter at that. “He what?! Oh my god that’s beautiful.” *** Katarina and Peter never had a very normal life. It was complete hell actually. When Peter was ripped from her side, Katerina was happy, but everything also just kind of spiraled into a mess of pain and terror. So...yay! What happens when she escapes? What happens when Peter starts fighting with the Avengers? What happens when Fury and Katerina become reluctant allies? *** Yay! Bad summary over :) This story is mostly based around Peter and Katarina's traumatic life, but I'm not a monster, so some fun will be had. Promise...
Words: 738, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Multi
Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Thor (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Matt Murdock, Wade Wilson, Pepper Potts, Stephen Strange, Harry Osborn, Michelle Jones, Gwen Stacy, Ned Leeds, Harley Keener, Shuri, Loki (Marvel), Other Avengers, Other Marvel Characters, Other Character Tags to Be Added
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner/Thor, past Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Matt Murdock/Wade Wilson, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Peter Parker/Harry Osborn, Michelle Jones/Gwen Stacy, Betty Brant/Ned Leeds, Original Female Character/Harley Keener/Shuri, Past Peter Parker/Harley Keener, Pepper Potts/James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Loki/Stephen Strange, Original Female Character & Avenger Team, Original Female Character & Being a part of Team Red, Original Female Character & Other characters, James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Peter is a Little Shit, everyone is a little shit, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, original character with a traumatic backstory, Child Soldiers, Starvation, inaccurate usage of military system, inaccurate usage of Science, Human Experimentation, Tony Stark is Good With Kids, Loki is a Good Bro (Marvel), Wade Wilson is a Good Bro, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, BAMF Peter Parker, BAMF Original Character, Nick Fury is Not Amused, but he also kind of cares, pick a side Nick, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Polyamorous Relationships
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nealcassatiel · 3 years
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Why was the Prequel announced sooo early? Why is Jared being super dumb? Why might his tweets cause SERIOUS issues for the future of the prequel? Why should Jensen and Dannel be livid and actually quite worried as CEOs?
I see lots of people, Jared being the main one, super confused as to why the Prequel was announced in Deadline when apparently its still just an idea? Surely its further down the road, development-wise, than Deadline and Jensen and Daneel are saying? Surely Jared has been left out of months and months of development of this show??? Well, no. Not really. This is what i think, as someone who works in TV development...
A lot of questions have occurred as to why Jared may not have known about the Ackles’ prequel, and yes it might be because they haven’t talked, but let’s look at this from an industry perspective…
Of course the project may already have NDAs attached to it, and as it seems to be in the incredibly early stages, there may not even be anything to the project right now. Working in TV development, you can have big announcements in the Trade publications (such as Deadline) with just an idea for a project with maybe one high profile talent attached. When the company’s ive worked for announce a project in it’s really early stages, without even a script and just an idea but also with IMPORTANT TALENT ATTACHED, it is for one reason: finance. The prod company and the Trade magazine work together to announce the project and it’s all planed. 
So I would guess that maybe Jensen and Daneel’s prod company are looking for extra financing? That is always why the companies ive worked for have made super early announcements like this, without even a script or an entire treatment written. If you announce a project super early but there is big talent attached, then big industry financiers may read, see the project has legs and has buzz around it already, and plonk in their money early on. 
I know it seems like if Deadline announce a project then that infers that lots has been done to develop the show already, but especially with the pandemic and the industry not doing well from a dev and prod point of view, and especially because Jensen and Daneel’s prod company hasn’t made anything yet (even if it does have a co-production deal with Warner Bros television), they still might need to get financing during the early stages of the project. Anyway, it makes sense that very little has been done on the prequel show, and they just want early buzz for financiers. So they got their PR team to talk to Deadline and Deadline and Warner Bros TV and J&D’s prod company’s PR team set up a date for the article to go out to get optimal buzz in line with when financing needs to get off the ground. 
I don’t know, but I’m sure J&D’s prod company paid a lot for the spin-off rights / general supernatural IP. So that’s a lot of sunken costs already. Also, even with The CW on board, the industry is pretty shaky right now and they still might need early financing from international distributers. 
Anyway, all I’m saying is that lots of times, when a project so early in development gets a Trade publication announcement, it’s to secure financing for the project, or to raise the awareness of a new production company, like J&A’s company. Maybe they have a whole slate of projects and are looking for co-producers, and need some legit PR to play with the other big lads in the industry (however, Chaos Machine could do with like… i mean the bare minimum of a website,, unless anyone can see their website? i cant find one?) Maybe they just want to focus on the SPN prequel. But even so, why do they need money, you ask?
If the CW is involved, and if Warner Bros television is co-producing, then why do the Ackles’s prod company need money? Surely the CW can support them and make the show?! Well… i mean, yes they could. But the Ackles wouldn’t necessarily WANT that. You see, whichever company funds the show, gets most of the creative rights to the show. The big issue with SPN was always that the CW/Warner Bros TV probably had things like ‘the final cut privalege’, and could ALWAYS have the final say on scripts. Having been through that on SPN, Jensen needs his production company to retain creative control over the IP and the rights, and for that to happen is prod co NEEDS to fund a majority of the costs. So the Ackles’ need to secure a heck of a lot of financing as a separate entity to the CW. This will mean they might get financiers, other prod cos, distribution companies, and such on board, just by an early announcement of a big project that already has legs and a buzz around it and YOU CAN HELP GET IT MADE AND GET A SLICE OF THE PROFITS ONCE IT’S MADE. See how great this project is ALREADY? Give us some money to help us retain the creative rights and get it made, then you get whatever percentage of the show’s profits. A great investment right? Look at our willing and lovely fanbase! We’re like a big family! A big, happy, fa — *enter Jared with a bulldozer*
SO. With this PR disaster from Jared’s stupid rage tweets like he’s a child, what’s the situation now? I mean, all press is good press… kind of? 
I expect the announcement has something to do with money. Either the project needs money or J&D’s production company needs money. I expect the Ackles are looking for financing, but now is their lovely PR stunt to try to get the project financially off the ground, or at least the PR stunt to try to make sure THE ACKLES retain creative rights by majorly funding the project in jeopardy? 
It depends. Certainly Jared storming in and destroying the idea of a solid and family-like fanbase is going to hamper things. Jared destroying the brotherly vibe, a central theme of the IP, is going to be an issue, but the statements J&J put out to end the drama, and Deadline’s unbelievably obvious ‘solve the drama PR’ where they wrote about the drama ‘All’s well that ends well. After some Supernatural drama that mobilized the series’ legions of fans Thursday night and Friday morning, showcasing the series’ massive social media reach, the #spnfamily is happily back together after a heart-to-heart between Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.’ (https://deadline.com/2021/06/jared-padalecki-supernatural-prequel-reaction-bummed-gutted-the-winchesters-jensen-ackles-the-cw-1234781475/) will help. Side note, Deadline writing the announcement article with the Ackles to help them get good PR for a project, then having to write an article to solve the bad PR that was caused by their original ‘this’ll be great PR’ article is pretty hilarious. 
Basically, I don’t know if this’ll really affect the reason for the article: getting the Ackle’s money for the project. Whether it will affect the project or how much creative control the Ackles can keep if the CW does have to step in and fund it, I don’t know. But Jared obviously has no idea about how television development works, and certainly has no idea that shows so early in development have these trade publication announcements for financing (a pretty obvious and known-about thing to anyone who works at a film or tv company). Jared also seemed to think that BECAUSE it was announced in Deadline, THAT MUST MEAN that the project was more than an idea with some creatives attached, which again shows that he doesn’t understand how projects in development work and why they’re so often announced when there isn’t even a proper treatment let alone script. The dude is obviously clueless, and there is J&D trying to run a production company which pulls PR moves like this regularly, as an industry standard.
So, even if this doesn’t jeopardise the projects financing, and therefore the control the Ackle’s prod company has over the project, the personal effect this will have on Jensen could be huge. Jared, with his stupid uninformed idea that he’s been left out of loads of development of a project just because it was announced in a magazine, could be read by Jensen as really putting his baby of a project in danger. The article was about money, and what if Jared’s tweets mean that they won’t be able to fund it? What if the CW does have to majority fund it and therefore keep creative control like they did with SPN? Like, this is Jensen and his wife’s COMPANY. Which they’ve already sunken costs into? Like… this is their FINANCIAL FUTURE Jared has stuck his foot into? That article WAS ABOUT MONEY FOR THEIR COMPANY. OF COURSE IT WAS. And now Jared has put their company, and financial future into question potentially? DUMB IDIOT. 
Anyway, that’s how announcements like this work, this is why they normally happen when a project is so early in its development it seems silly to even ‘announce’ anything. Someone forward this to Jared plz and thanks. xxx
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