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caker-baker · 1 year

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Valentine

“Ha!” The villain waved a pink piece of paper in front of the hero. “I’ve got a Valentine!”

“Do you now?” The hero asked, tilting their head and crossing their arms. “From whom?”

“A fan of mine, apparently. They appreciate my tech savvy, genius inventions, and fashion choices.” The villain tapped the note aggressively. “Complete with hearts and everything. Came with chocolates, too.”

The hero couldn’t really help the lopsided grin creeping on their face.

“A fan.” They repeated. “Really?”

“Yes! And they actually speak of my talents! What did all your fans send you for Valentine’s Day, hm? Poems about how much they just love your muscles?” The villain gagged. “No, thank you. I’ll take genuine appreciation, please.”

The hero’s smile dropped. “It’s not just the muscle poems, I get a good bit of chocolate, too.”

“I bet.” The villain turned away, examining their Valentine letter. “It’s a shame they didn’t leave their name, I would’ve built them a gadget to show my appreciation. Maybe I can examine their handwriting and match it to the person. It’s not hard to get into official written documents. I could create a program that cross examines spacing and pattern of–”

The hero’s eyes widened. “Don’t!”

The villain whipped around, eyebrows raised.

“Um, maybe don’t do that.” The hero continued, voice lowered. “They’ll probably get put on some watch list, you know, since they’re writing letters of adoration to a villain.”

“That’s good thinking.” They paused, almost thoughtful as they folded the note into some invisible pocket. “So you do have a brain in there. I was beginning to worry that all those muscles were restricting blood flow to your head.”

The hero scoffed. “I don’t think that’s how it works—”

“Sh! It is now. Anyways,” The villain nudged forward a bag on the ground with their foot. “I wasn’t going to do anything with this. You can take it to the bank, or whatever.”

Cautiously, the hero picked up the stolen bag of money.

“You just robbed the bank because…?”

“I wanted to show you my letter.”

The hero chuckled. “That certainly was a method. I still have to take you to jail, you know.”

“Do you though?”

“Yes, Villain. Stealing is still a crime.”

The villain narrowed their eyes, turned, and ran.

And the hero let them, watching until they were out of sight.

They were glad they could convince the villain not to look for their secret Valentine. After all, the hero had many written and signed documents on file. If the villain decided to look, it wouldn’t be long before they could match up the words on the letter to the hero’s handwriting.

Slinging the bag over their shoulder, the hero sighed, wondering if they overdid it with the pink paper and the hearts.

No, the villain seemed to like it.

They’d keep that in mind for next year.

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foxxology · 1 year

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hey guys im trying to think what empires duo to do a superhero/civilian love square thing cuz i adore the one @kitsuneisi made for desert duo and im just like

nature wives or fwhimmy????

the possibilities

#like with nature wives just..... I CANT EVEN DECIDE WHO IT WOULD BE CUTER FOR THEM TO PINE AFTER WHO #like if katherine has a crush on hero shelby because shes so cool and smart #and shelby has a crush on civvie katherine cuz shes kind and genuine #aaaaaaaaaaa #immaculate #on the fwhimmy side #fwhip LOVES the sheriff #absolute SIMP behaviour from that goblin #jimmy who likes civvie fwhip goes bright red when fwhip gushes about the sheriff #ive had brainrot #im gonna make a tag for my brainrot #foxx has brainrot #if miraculous ladybug did anything right #it was popularizing the hero/civvy love square

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riverthunder · 8 months

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Felt like drawing something, so I drew Millie, Dracula (Millie’s side piece), Baby, Bats, Goldfish (my hero), and Tao from the wonderful fic Tony Stark Is Great At Names ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/43809243 ) @harpywritesfic wrote for me for the IronStrange Gift Exchange! I had a lot of fun drawing them, I’ve been meaning to do it for ages and now that I have I’m excited to do more, like Baby and Goldfish napping in the sun and perhaps a hypothetical piece of Drac in Millie’s cloak cape. 🥰

#chara draws #chara’s art #goldfish my hero #he is my son these are just facts now #baby in a dress is killing me thank you #drac is skinny spiky boy #with spiky toofies #also has extra long claws so even when they’re not out they stick out #he simps for his girlboss wife Millie these are just facts #Tao is such a sweetie too I love her #and bats is best basset hound #I can’t wait to draw more of these cuties lol

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boxwinebaddie · 3 months

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is there a reason as to why jers really did NOT like being called sweetheart?

okay, hmmm.

i think it's because he finds it...Condescending?

honey, sweetheart, angel, baby...

they're all terms of endearment, but jersey only does infearment, ergo: getting cutesy-woosty, fuzzy-wuzzy lil pet names from people, specifically adults, make him feel like you are likening him to a weak, helpless domesticated animal that's meant to submit to you, infantilizing/inferiorizing him the way you would petulant child or a blubbering baby, that you're praising him but secretly patronizing him...that you're basically belittling and looking down on him.

...when in reality, you're literally just trying to be Nice.

jersey played basketball all through high school, so he knows ALL about offense and defense, or rather:

being offensive and defensive.

like, at the grocery store, if the old checkout lady is like "do you want a bag for that, honey?" <3 kyle is like She Thinks I'm Not Strong Enough To Carry My Groceries ( aka apartment groceries that kyle is not even going to eat anyways, rip jersey's ed ) and will carry 7 huge bags to the car, huffing and puffing, cussing her out.

tldr: no matter how many times you fill the glass, jersey kyle's is always half full -- when it's not Empty -- which it usually is because again, jersey doesn't drink anything but water or red wine. he covets cynicism, thinks everyone is secretly out to get him/preying on his downfall and that no good deed goes unpunished.

more than that...jersey’s never had a Reason to be soft.

he's a machine. he doesn't know what to do with his fingers when they aren't curled around a pencil or fashioned into a fist. he doesn't think he was made to do soft things. sentimental things. to him, being gentle & loving were meant for kind people. the kind of people,

...who can love things.

and jersey does not think he can love things.

again, it's part of the jersey can't say i love you ask meme, that i think i'm just going to slowly distribute through these other ask meme answers, but i am of the belief that sixth grade pre!rm jersey either told stan he loved him and then stan died the next day or that jersey kyle was abt to tell stan he loved him and then he died...

either way...i think that traumatized the Fuck out of him.

so he was, one, never told i love you by his father...ever, doesn't think that he's meant to love things because he's a unfeeling cyborg whose only purpose in life is to Succeed, love makes you vulnerable which makes you weak which disgusts him. but mainly: he'd stopped believing in love full stop after he lost his stanley marsh...

...but now his stanely marsh is back.

and kyle's whole world is in color again.

once jerseykyle and ravenstan start dating, and even, i think, during the period of time when kyle thinks he has a crush on raven of c.d., finds that his heart, which was hard for so long...is softening. he had no reason to be kind or gentle, but now...wants to be soft and gentle.

for stan.

( he is very touch tank by quinnie coded )

like kyle doesn't care about other people or how they're handled or mishandled, but if stan even frowns, kyle is like cracking his knuckles and looking around before checking on him in the cute gentle ky vc.

someone asked me if kyle's ptsd goes after after he gets stan back, and yes...and no. it gets better, tbh i think taking the clozapine actually made his psychosis worse so when he got off that things were better, but getting stan back unlocked a new fear which is...

that constantly in danger of losing stan again.

so sometimes in the middle of the night if stan gets up to get a glass of water or pick up more cat food for curb, if kyle wakes up and sees stan not there, it'll trigger like a full blown panic attack where he's like "ohgodohgodohgod!! none of this was Real i just fucking hallucinated stan, this whole thing was a lie, stan is gone, stan is dead!! sTAN???"

and thinks he imagined the whole thing/stan is GONE again, start like yelling his name, freaking the fuck out, totally breaking down and stan just comes out of the kitchen w/ his glass and then immediately drops it and runs over like "ky, did you think i was gone again? :(" like putting a blanket over him and holding his face and giving him one million thousand kisses like "shhshhshh it's okay, calmate, cariño. </3 i’m here. i'm not going anywhere. you're safe. go back to sleep...

I Would Never Leave You."

wHICH! V SICK N TWISTED THAT STAN LEFT!! DURING THE RAVESEY DIVORCE!!! KYLES ONE TRUE FEAR!!!!!!

KILL ME

but we are not going to be miserable this ask meme!

we are going to be lovely and kind because that's how kyle is when him and stan start dating like...WHEN I TELL YOU NO ONE HAS LOVED ANYONE MORE THAN JERSEY LOVES RAVEN!!!!!

like nobody! No! ONE! NO!!!! ONE!!!!

like idc idc idc if he can't say i love you, he has trauma, and the literal trauma of losing stan is a large reason why he can't say it, but also the reason why kyle is so Attached to stan when they're dating is bc when kyle thought stan was dead he thought that he was gone forever...so now he's committed to spend every second with stan like it's his last and spend his life loving him.

ugh, i just...kyle would do ANYTHING for stan.

like he's so sweet and soft in a way he isn't with Anyone.

when stan was getting sober from alcohol and he was throwing up nonstop, fucking crying and dying with his matted hair sticking to his forehead from how much he was sweating/how feverish he was, literally shaking, so fucking miserable w/ his face pressed into the toilet seat like "kyle, i can't fucking do this. i'm not strong enough. i feel like i'm going to die. i can't i can't i CANT." :((( kyle was just like gently gliding his thumb over stan's cheek like "you can do this. you survived so much more than this. i know it hurts now, but i'm here. and i will be with you every step of the way." and kisses his forehead.

and when i tell you kyle's fear of contamination and his intense ocd has him washing his hands and spraying you with bear mace if you even breathe near him, it doesn't matter when it's stan. like he loves and cares about stan so much that he does not give a shit what happens to him or weird fluids or being sick and i'm...AAAAAAAA!

or like omg, speaking of stan getting sober, those first couple of concerts after stan stops drinking and has to do raven things or preform in front of thousands of people, he used to do shots and have to drink a lot to be comfortable out there, so he has huge panic attacks sober. and kyle just reassures him from off stage and squeezes his hand, blows a kiss & sticks his tongue out.

FR EVEN HANGING OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS!!! bebe and tweek and kenny and craig and marj and jimmy are all on the couch and kyle and is like "baby, will you find the colander in the kitchen please?" and stan is like *squints in dyslexia* but is like "okay, be right back" but then kyle is like "wait you forgot something" and gives stan a little kiss AND EVERYONE IS LIKE "wAit yOu fOrgOt SoMEthiNg" and kyle is like "yEAH HAHAAHA REAL FUNNY ASSHOLES!!!! ITS GONNA BE REAL HARD TO LAUGH W/ YA TEETH ON THE FLOO--"

but stops midword bc stan makes a tiny whining sound like "kyyyy? i'm so sorry, but i can't find it." and kyle's face immediately softens and he's like "stan, what did i say about apoloizin' when you don't need to? i’ll be right there, sweetheart. <3" and everyones like i'LL bE RiGh-- and kyles like “tRY IT AGAIN, IDIOTS!!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS SEE--oh god, stan, don't cry!" :'c *races over*

girls, gays and theys!!! my sons are in LOOOVEEE!!! ;-;;;;

but yeah, no, when ravesey starts #hating, kyle calls stan sweetheart like alllll the time, all the little cutesy-wutzy, fuzzy-fuzzy nicknames that he claimed to hate because stan just makes his heart so warm. also jersey kyle saying "baby" in the jersey accent??? like saying sweetheart, baby, honey...I KNOW IT SOUNDS CUTE!!!

( ky does also call ravenstan zeeskeit and stan does call jersey mi sabelotodo like in his letter, btw xx )

okay, last thing, is that honestly learning how to love things and being vulnerable and soft is how he realized he wanted to be a guidance counsellor and provide support to kids like him who didn't have it growing up/being gentle with them and patient and nurturing.

the post!rm soft kyle psychology major/elem guidance counsellor era is my faaav like his character development is CRAZY!!

my comfort television shows are say yes to the dress and masterchef (which means that kyle's favorite comfort tv shows are them) and kyle is so gordon ramsey coded in that with all the adults he's screaming at them, calling them worthless and idiot sandwiches, but with kids he just like kneels all the way down and speaks sweetly to them and is like "i'm not leaving until you laugh" <3

like i think a little girl is in there one time ( i think it might be nova, who is the ravesey kid bc i had them adopt one of kyle's troubled guidance counsellor children...also she looks like this, yes i made her look like havana rose liu because i'm obsessed with her. she's a qt )

but yes, so a little girl starts crying in kyle's office and he's like patting her on the back like "it's okay to cry. don't be embarrassed -- look." then pulls out his phone and points to his lock screen and its stan in a black cd tee-shirt with all the tattoos and piercings and eyeliner in like a pair of ripped skinny jeans and the combat boots.

then jers is like "okay, so this is my boyfriend. and he cries alllll the time. over very silly things." and is like "like, the otha day we were goin' to the store and he saw this tiny little dog, even tinier than you, and she was wearin' this pink sweater and he started crying...bc he thought she was cute. like full waterworks, everything." and the little girl starts laughing and he's like "there we go! c': see, it's all gonna to be okay, my friend. take a piece of candy on your way out. see you later." and fist bumps her bUT SHE HUGS HIM AND HE'S LIKE AAA

anyways...actual angel jersey kyle...my beloved.

-uncle nina, who is leaking out of her eyeballs

#i am the jersey kyle being the softest person in rm secretly agenda #i will always be in the trenches for jersey i love him so bad #no one has loved anyone as fiercely or endlessly #than jersey loves raven like jersey kyle is a SIMP #its v unserious like i love when goth boot stan is like my feet hurt and kyles like stan i told u not to wear those and carries him anyways #like smh...does anyone hear a whip cracking #but no kyle jut doesnt like pet names bc he thinks ur looking down on him bc his brain is all hardwired for attack #but when him and stan start dating he just gets really soft and gentle and loving and idk hes really nice to little kids #its so nice i love u kyle hes so cute #i know that little girl hugged him and he sat in his office smiling for a long time and texted stan like AAAA STAN GUESS WHAT AWWW #anyways they are gay! move along!#sorry this is kind of written insanely i am very tired have like 145 asks and i am busy at work so if its spelled or worded weird #thats just the way its gotta be guys i'm sorry #my fav thing is ky verbally evsicerating someone like stopping to kiss stan on the cheek AND THEN GOING BACK LMAOO #“LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT AHOLE I AM GOING TO” “hi baby <33 i missed you” “AND ANOTHER THING BITCH!!!”#he is my hero lol #MY BABY MY BABY MY BAAAABY ;-;#stan on the kitchen counter while kyle cooks and hes like stan get off the counter get the fuc--baby will you please get off the counter?#like ur so cute ur distracting me ( but like totally lets him stay and feeds him all the little veggies n stands between his legs )#they are so cute i am fucking sick

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rengo-katze · 2 years

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// After PE classes.

Shouto: So how was your sparring session with Momo a while ago, Bakugou?

Katsuki: *closes his locker* Look, Half n' Half, we're not having this discu--

Shouto: Was she great for you?

Katsuki: ... She's good with improvisation and defense, but not as good as me, of cou--

Shouto: So you like her, don't you?

Katsuki: The fuc-- No! Listen, you shit, she's not my fucking type and I'm talking 'bout her skills in combat, which honestly fucking sucks compared to mine--

Shouto: *gasps* How dare you belittle Momo like tha--

Katsuki: Goddamnit see, this is why I don't answer any shit from you about Ponytail--

Shouto: She has a name, Bakugou.

Katsuki: ...... I fucking swear you both aren't gonna hear from me once we graduate.

#boku no hero academia #bnha #mha #bakugou katsuki #todoroki shouto #yaoyorozu momo #bakugou #todoroki #yaoyorozu #todomomo #bakugou has had enough #either he kills you or he files a restraining order against you two #bakugou goes home with a huge headache #todoroki is a simp #simp todoroki #yaoyorozu fanclub leader who #yo todoroki stop

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milaeryn · 2 years

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Is there already a ship name for Halbrand/Sauron and Galadriel

#the rings of power #trop spoilers #galadriel x halbrand #galadriel x sauron #Tolkien forgive us #but the villain x hero is strong in this one and I'm here for it #any Silmarillion reader knows that Sauron is HOT #the main reason why I love LOTR books is Sauron #he is such a manipulative little sh1t and he is even manipulating us in this fandom to believe he has a heart lmao #amazing job by Charlie Vickers #I honestly ship Sauron with everyone lol #angbang and silvergifting are TOP ships too #the last episode of TROP is poetic cinema #simping for hot evil characters is the story of my life #lotr

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quirklove · 3 months

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Can you write about rikya yotsubashi eka redestro with clingy reader. Not in a annoying way but more like Touch starved.

Love your work by the way. You are doing great job<3

thank you! God I love Rikiya <3

Haha… you just can’t get enough of being near him, can you? He’s almost smug about it at first, and all his subordinates make jokes about you. (Well, aside from Tomoyasu.) “Aw, they can’t keep their hands off the boss!” “Sure you don’t want me to go book you guys a room?” and, if you happen to be female, “Guess we know you’re trying to make sure you have an heir, Boss…” He doesn’t stop them from saying anything unless it bothers you, but he thinks that part is all in good fun.

He’s surprisingly accommodating and understanding of it. If you feel the urge to constantly be touching him, then it’s something he doesn’t need to snipe at you about. There’s something about it that you crave, so there’s no justification for him to deny you that. If you start getting to the point that you push his boundaries, then he’ll have a talk. Until then, he doesn’t see any reason not to let you be as clingy as you feel like.

… It’s nice, anyway. He’s pretty touch-starved himself, especially because before you, he didn’t let himself have pleasant things like that. He needs his Quirk to build strength from stress, to carry out his plans, and he’s afraid that letting someone give him such comforting, calming touches will drain out all that stress and he’ll be powerless. Sometimes when you’re doing things like cuddling with him or stroking his hair or holding his hand… he wonders if he should scrap his plans entirely. He can’t imagine stopping you, even when he desperately needs the stress to gather his strength. The better world he wants to create requires sacrifice; and yet, without your touches, what’s the point?

Before big battles or days where he knows he’ll need the strength, he manages his buildup of stress by being insistent about not sleeping beside you that night. Particularly if you like to cling to him while he sleeps, he’s not able to stop himself from clinging to you back, from melting into the affection. He loves sleeping with you and getting to hold you at night. But he also needs to be able to have the power to keep you safe. Even though it hurts him to explain that, since he knows the deep, intense desire you have for that contact, it would hurt him more should something happen because he didn’t have the strength to protect you.

… When everything is over, when he doesn’t need his Quirk as much anymore, he makes up for it. He sleeps next to you every night after, and he holds you as tightly as he possibly can, and he kisses you as many times as you’ll tolerate. And he apologizes, tells you how much he loves you. Touch him as much as you want, with the knowledge that he craves it just as much as you do.

#My Hero Academia #Boku no Hero Academia #Rikiya #Rikiya Yotsubashi #headcanons #romantic #fluff #domestic #drama #just a lil bit of drama I promise it's not much the man is just such a simp and has this mentality of “gotta protect S/O”#*gently rubs his lil bald forehead* we love u bb

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glitterhoof · 11 months

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joker 2019 is written by someone who's never seen joker in any media ever and paul dano riddler is literally just some guy from 4chan

#i hate people who simp for dano riddler. sorry #even that finnieston person writes the fanfic like hes some guy from reddif who touched women for the first time #im not saying either portrayal is ... bad per say. i think riddler dano is pretty cool if not creepily realistic for what could happen #if a guy from 4chan gets worshipped byabsolute losers like its happened and it gas that layer of creepiness like that #that riddler kind of has les of ITS ME DA RIDDLER more of RIDDLER IS A CONCEPT #like you could absoluteky broadcast murder take the gauntlet as a GREAT example of what ghat is #as for joker. never watched if. but again uts the same with the whole JOKER IS AN IDEA #But one. never guve joker a backstory. idiot #two. hes nof even enjoying himself every clip i see is like. really sad kind of #like maybe when he shoots tyat guy MAYBE but jokers never really been about sending a message.#riddler sure. but joker #jokers message would be ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS TO SHOOT PEOPLE ON LIVE TV #joker isnt the mental illness hero we needed. he is not some guy who just was treated so badly :(#if you wanted to write a story abouta guy who is fortyred his whole life for his mental illness i actyqlly ahve to say this is a job for the #riddler. like i think if dano riddler and joaquin joker switched it would be better.#ok i wouldnt like a dano joker BUT what im trying to say is joker 2019 is just. not joEr #awn the intercom

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orchideae · 4 months

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(We've all seen the first one, but the source for the second one from the official artist is here)

Yelan. Yelan, Madame Yelan, what on earth is this outfit. Granted, please don't get me wrong, I loved and was enthralled when I first caught a glimpse of her (also any glimpse of Yelan thrills me) in it, but geez. And yet, they're so consistent with her design;

— The single-sleeved jacket is a brilliant little nod to her mantle but making it something utterly hers within something that is an AU. No mystical beasts or Tsaritsa here! — The straps near her neck are a very different, but quite nice, summer-like rendition to Hoyo's consistent choice for Yelan of a halter/high neck (even the Pizza Hut ad had her in a turtleneck). A lower neckline is something that they actively seem to avoid for her so far. — The amount of see-through fabric is simply a call-back to her default outfit, but rather than spots of it left and right, it's her full-midriff and leg. It fits, it's nothing new. And if anything, funnily enough, I'd seen numerous artworks pop up of Yelan in swimming attire, and all of the designs felt a little off. I don't actually envision her in a bikini like many draw her, but instead, something like what you see here from her neck, to the midriff to the hips. Much more fitting in my opinion, actually, so I like seeing that concept in an outfit in circumstances where you'd expect a lot of summer influence. — And a detail that makes me laugh: the hand that has the white glove in her canonical outfit is also white here, and same with the black one. Also, the bracelet. God, I love consistency even if it seems trivial. But nothing's ever trivial to me guys, you know this.

All in all, thirst trap, sure, but also, good decisions were made.

#[ mini study. ] that which hides inside her… that constant calling; it is the blood of heroes which has been howling for 500 years.#[ i can't believe i'm tagging this with mini study but it is! ]#[ also can i talk for two seconds about how mUCH I LOVE HER HAIR? ]#[ and also point out this thing of-- i think she's arguably one of the female characters that oozes this enthralling femininity. ]#[ but she has short hair; she's one of the very few across the board that has actually short hair. not tied back or cheating in any way. ]#[ but actual short hair. and out of the tall female model users-- i think she may be the only one? ]#[ and yet she /oozes/ something so different. i think they did a wonderful job. ]#[ i just point this out because while i personally definitely don't think long hair automatically makes a woman more feminine-- ]#[ i know it's still a common societal assumption/opinion. and yet here she is. and despite one stupid twitter post... ]#[ i never see her referenced as a tomboy. if anything; she's described as being the exact opposite. ]#[ i just think it's perfectly chosen. it's a magnificent longer bob. i love the angled bangs all the way across. ]#[ i love that one larger strand swept straight across that adds texture. I LOVE THE BRAID. I /LOVE THE BRAIN SO MUCH/. ]#[ i love the color. i just love everything about this woman's design. and i also love how she does not look like she's from liyue at all. ]#[ if we look at colour schemes. but she is. we know she is. yes yes i know; /most/ designs are because of their elements. i know. ]#[ but still. ]#[ granted-- i'll even counter that take with one of my own: 'night orchid'. :) ]#[ okay okay i'M DONE SIMPING over one yelan. ]#[ i guess. ]#[ let's see if i can get some writing done. it's high time. ]

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