#hes fine tho fr just scared the shit out of me

[scribespirare]

Here's a couple pictures of the cause of my recent financial distress btw

He's got a little less energy than usual but overall has been far less concerned about the entire situation than me. Was actively trying to pick sticks up to play with as I was hustling him to the vet the little bastard.

Basically, our best guess is that he ate too much rope from one of his toys, plus a bunch of cat litter, and now his stomach and colon are abraded. Also there's still rope somewhere in there. We thought he might need surgery after I left the clinic and didn't even make it home before his condition worsened but some meds and a special diet seem to be doing the trick.

Overall: he's great.

#xyz #i am leaving out many a detail to spare my readers b/c honestly this whole thing has been. uber disgusting. #stocking up on air freshner disposable gloves bleach and trash bags disgusting #hes fine tho fr just scared the shit out of me #and cost me $600 the rat bastard goddamn hes lucky i didnt just let him shit his way thru this #anyways fidjssndn

[strawberrystealer]

Bungo Stray Dogs- What I think they’d do if someone kidnapped you

Characters: Fyodor, Nikolai, Sigma, and Akutagawa

For some reason I think about this a lot sooo why not write about it!

Fyodor- 

Angry, upset, annoyed, all of those would be understatements

The pure rage that would fill this mans body once he gets the news-

If he saw like a letter or something thats like “Ayo we got ur bae come get them or they die lmaooo #livelaughlove” But a lot more sinister and stuff he’d go straight there and uhhh

Basically kill everyone there using his ability of course

He’d be so quick about it too, like drop everything he was doing and go straight there

Once he’s at the place in like the span of a few seconds everyone’s already dead and he goes over to you and idk takes off your blind fold or whatever they have on you

He becomes the softest man you’ve ever seen just for that moment cuz he doesn’t know what you’ve been through and he doesn’t want to cause you anymore pain

Once you two get home he’ll run a bath for you or something and stay by your side

He’ll make sure no one ever touches you again, he can’t ever risk losing you.

Nikolai- 

I bet he’d be like coming home all cheerful, ready to come mess with you or something and... you’re not on the couch.

Not in your room, the bathroom, anywhere

The smile immediately drops from his face and he gets worried

But then again he probably does this all the time so he texts you and you don’t respond??

Now he’s 10 times more worried than he was before!

Probably not a lot tho cuz he probably knows where you are

If thats the case then he just goes the the location and pays you a lil visit

Knocks on the door like a gentleman ofc 

But when they open it-

BOOM

“QUIZ TIME!!! Where’s my lovely little s/o?? Can you guess??” And he looks over and sees you inside the house.

Then he’d immediately kill move the kind gentleman into a burning fire! So sweet ik

He’d get to you and ofc be worried but once he finds out you’re okay he’ll be fine and back to his normal goofy self 

Unless you want the more realistic take where he cant stop thinking about it and thinks its his fault for weeks but is also trying to rid himself of emotions so ofc he cant be scared or guilty so he’s constantly battling himself on whether or not its his fault and if you still even like you because he might not have been there just in time to save you.

Sigma- 

He’d be so unbelievably worried 

He wouldn’t know who did it, why, how, or anything and he’d be just as confused as you probably are 

He’d probably have to ask for help, contemplate calling the cops but then realizes hes fr a terrorist he cant do that-

So he asks Fyodor for help and after a bit of pleading Fyodor gives him the location of where you and your abductor are

Once Sigma gets there, with some guns he’s probably scared to use, he sees the man that kidnapped you

Its gonna be like “if you give me ur casino ill give u your s/o” type of shit (super unrealistic but its all I can think of rn)

So obviously ur man isnt having that and shoots him

I mean he had no problem shooting that red haired girl (whatever her name is in the hunting dogs) so he probably wouldn’t have a problem killing some weak guy to get his lover back

Once he gets you safe he’ll keep asking if you’re okay alllll the time just because he’s so scared

“Darling are you sure you’re okay?? He seemed really scary... he didn’t hurt you did he? Do you need any bandages?”

Akutagawa- 

He looks completely unfazed

Like he’ll read some letter telling him to come get you or you die and be like “...Ugh not this again” 

He will get you though

And he is slightly scared but not really because he knows you’ll be fine once he gets you

When he gets to the place he doesn’t even knock on the door

He just punches a big ass hole in it with his ability and goes through it 

Also kills your abductor<3

Once he gets you he’s quiet

He’ll lightly hug you, glad your alive and the drive home will be silent

He’s considering weather he should be all “you’re so weak how’d you even get kidnapped” or “are you okay? ... He didn’t do any physical abuse to you, correct?” But both of them sound weird to him so he’s silent

When you get home he’ll prepare anything you wish

Tea? Dinner? Blankets? Anything, he’ll do for you

He does love you and he was very worried its just he has a poor way of showing it, thats all :)

#fyodor #fyodor x reader #nikolai #nikolai x reader #sigma #sigma x reader #akutagawa #akutagawa x reader #bsd #bsd anime #bungo stray dogs #x reader

[bellewintersroe]

Max Verstappen x HornerDaughter! Reader Headcanons

idk if you all have seen the BBQ at Christian Horner’s house, but I thought I’d do a fun set of head cannons where the reader is Christians eldest daughter and how she’d interact with some of the F1 drivers. Reader and Max are in a semi secret relationship, it’s relatively new but everybody can totally see what’s going on between them;)

Ahhh you must’ve all seen the video of drivers singing ‘Wannabe’ at Christian Horner’s bbq recently.

well as Christians daughter, you get along well with pretty much all the drivers on the grid- of course you’re closest to those in red bull, but being of a similar age to many of the younger drivers, it’s easy to get along.

Not to mention you’re insanelyyyy attractive.

maybe you’d turn up a little late to the bbq, let’s say you’ve been out for a friends birthday and you return to all these people in your home. They’re all SO excited to see you, and would probably be like “oh here she is!!!”

hugs all around, you’re a little bit tipsy and have a certain smile on your face that only those closest to you can tell. You’re hiding how drunk you truly are.

why can I picture daniel coming up with the idea to hide and jump out to surprise you- even tho it’s just not your birthday.

There’s one person in particular that’s happy to see you- Max Verstappen.

You two had been seeing one another for a while now, it was beginning to grow serious, but you’d kept it under wraps for the sake of not knowing how to break it to your dad.

him and Geri aren’t fucking dumb they see right through it but won’t tell you this- maybe some light teasing and knowing smirks but the two of you profusely deny it with vibrant red cheek.

seriously the two of you think you’re sooo collected and well poised, but everybody’s eyeing you up when Max greets you with a hug a little tighter than all the other men.

You’d already be such good friends with Heidi and Kika and all the other girlfriends there, they’re 100% involved in the ‘secret’ of you and Max, which means Pierre and Daniel are also fully aware.

so basically it’s the most overt secret in existence, but whatever you’re both delu.

complaining to your dad that the bbq food is BLAND so you run into the kitchen with Daniel, making some weird concoction- seriously you grew up with Daniel so he’s like an older brother- you’re partners in crime.

“I wonder what the horses are doing?!” There managed to be a drunk fuelled Instagram live where you’re filming in the horses stables, whispering and giggling trying to find where the horses are in the dark.

I can imagine you getting HORRIFIED when your flash is on and one of the horses stares right back and you’re both jumping around like scared children. Fr it’s hilarious, expect lots of tik toks to be made in the morning.

Max comes in thinking he’s got you alone but you and Daniel scream out, startling the poor horses as Max gets startled in return.

You all definitely got told off :(

but the screen recordings from the Instagram live was hilarious, the viewers ate that shit up.

“Are you on the phone?” Max would poke his head into the screen, he’d be acting so sneaky, placing a hand on your ass knowing the camera couldn’t see.

Max would purposefully sandwich himself next to you, just so he could sit next to you, like he’d find any excuse to as well.

“oh you’re sat next to my drink.” “you’re in my seat, but that’s fine we can share.”

beforr he’s got a drunken confidence, you would catch him glancing in your direction with small smiles as you catch each others eyes. It’s kinda cute.

you can’t tell me he wouldn’t get a little handsy when he was drunk. His arm would rest on the back of the chair, and it’s the closest you’ve shown to PDA in front of everybody.

every now and then his fingers would brush into your hair, it’s the type of subtle touch that sends shivers down your spine.

you’re at your family home so I can imagine your dad and Geri persuading you to bring out some random game you played six Christmas’ ago. When you object they’re all like “maybe after a few more drinks…”

Ofc they’re right and you’d bring out the most embarrassing thing- like maybe it’s those inflatable sumo wrestler suits or something crazy like that. (Somebody pls tell me you know what I’m talking about I’m not making these up).

it’s just one massive laugh, like people are in tears with laughter watching you run out in a fucking sumo wrestler costume.

once you’re drunk to the point of no embarrassment you’re proudly running around in this balloon of a costume, challenging your much younger (and obviously sober) siblings to a wrestling match.

it gets a little chaotic ok. And drinking with family I feel like gets you 10x more fucked up than in a bar or anywhere else.

when a couple of people are left and your dad and Geri call it a night, a few of you hang out in the back garden, probably roasting marshmallows.

I would say it’s wholesome, but have you seen the video of drunk Max and Daniel on the aeroplane?

there’s marshmallows going everywhere, you knew there’d be a shameful tidying up process the next morning. Glasses are shattered and drinks are spilt, but it’s fine because you’d be having such a good time.

you’d have blankets out and ofc Max shares one with you, putting a hand on your lap the whole time.

you’d sneak up to your bedroom and it’s all giggly and cute as you push the drunken man into your room.

probably almost gets you busted because he falls causing an almighty thud.

watches you with the most gentle eyes as you literally have to take his clothes off for him.

“Max do you own any other clothes apart from your uniform?!”

“Maybe we should tell your dad about us now… I think he’s catching on.”

You think?! Christian would be planning your wedding the whole time LMAO.

#max verstappen x reader

[wheeboo]

seventeen as games they would play on roblox

FEATURING. seventeen (ot13) GENRE. headcanons, crack WORD COUNT. 552 

notes: this is purely just for shits and giggles. ty @haecien for sparking the idea on discord and @yeonjuns-redhair for helping me LMAO. i was such a roblox nerd back then pls don't question me thank u. this game traumatized me fr.

scoups - mm2/arsenal/phantom forces: bro would be such a try hard whenever he becomes murderer or sheriff in mm2. he would also own like all the damn legendary knives, guns, knife effects, prob has hella robux and connections to get all those, might also play obnoxious audios on his radio to assert dominance. arsenal and phantom forces is self-explainable since he's pretty good at fps games

jeonghan - brookhaven/free admin games: is definitely trolling and scaring people on brookhaven or any roleplay game lmfao. would pretend to be their child just for him to turn his avatar into the most terrifying monster ever and make people rage quit. he'd easily take over those games that grant free admin, literally everyone would be under his fingers

joshua - royale high: shua was hard since he doesn't rlly play video games? he would def not be into these competitive games. i can see him having fun dressing up his avatar in royale high for some reason. would prob lowkey be an annoying troll, or those rich ass mfs constantly showing off

jun - adopt me: self-explanatory. the top of his bucket list is to adopt all pets possible in the game. might even find ways to scam people out of their stuff (my cousin does this, don't be like her).

hoshi - jailbreak: he likes chaotic games. he brings chaos to the server. tries to also bribe woozi into playing with him so they can both be the Richest Lads in the server. either that or he absolutely sucks at playing the game and keeps getting arrested by the police.

wonwoo - tower of hell/dungeon quest/arsenal/doors: can't really decide on one. he's pretty versatile with his games but i think he mainly prefers battle strategy games and fighting games. would definitely complete a tower of hell obby in less than a minute fr. is probably on the leaderboard of dungeon quest and has all the legendary spells, armour, and weapons. he's also completely fine with anything horror

woozi - those anime sims n fighting games/death ball/robeats: personally i have never played any of those anime fighting games ever but he would def be the one to enjoy them the most. will def beat your ass in death ball with his gigantic double wielded swords. he'd also continuously get hella high scores on robeats

dk - work at a pizza place: no explanation needed. he is living his life as a cook and delivery person

mingyu - theme park tycoon/natural disaster survival: i found mingyu to be hard as well LMAO. i feel like he could make a bomb ass theme park in theme park tycoon tho. either that or he's getting freaked out over the blocky tsunami coming his way

minghao - bloxburg/royale high/those fashion games: ahh he's living his life designing his perfect dream home and definitely has all the gamepasses. has the best fashion in royale high. would definitely spend his robux to get VIP so he can get access to the Better clothes in those fashion games (fun fact: i'm banned on bloxburg cuz i'm just too damn good 😔)

seungkwan - pls donate/works in a group: has the prettiest booth in pls donate so he can get robux but is constantly arguing with the nine year olds who are begging for him to donate to them. might also be an MR/HR/SR at a group (don't work at roblox groups guys, i beg of you)

vernon - bee swam simulator: no thoughts, just vernon playing bee swarm simulator being the best thing ever

dino - speed run: constantly frustrated over each time he falls off the map. he never makes it to the end

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#kflixnet #k-labels #caratsland #seventeen imagines #seventeen headcanons #seventeen scenarios #seventeen fic #seventeen fluff #scoups #choi seungcheol #jeonghan #yoon jeonghan #joshua #joshua hong #jun #wen junhui #hoshi #kwon soonyoung #wonwoo #jeon wonwoo #woozi #lee jihoon #the8 #xu minghao #seungkwan #boo seungkwan #vernon #hansol vernon chwe #dino #lee chan

[broken-glass-puppet]

Helloooooooooooo, how are you doing today? (Btw love your blog ^^ It's amazing!)

Saw that you write about South Park and just really wanted to request 👏👏👏

How about the main four with a taller male reader who looks intimidating (and attractive), but is actually nice? But tho he can fight and ain't afraid to throw hands. He is a sporty guy who is into boxing. He is affectionate and caring, and he has a grunge style. ^^ (romantic)

Hope It's not too much!  😭

OMG YES, also thanks for the compliments, i appreciate it a lot

Im to lazy to write about separate

Headcanons

Kenny: orange

Stan:blue

Kyle: green

Eric:red

The main four

(TW: violence, mentioned sex, blood, homophobia)

Let's say they didn't like you too much at first, I mean yeah you look fine and you turn Heads when you walk but you look like a bully

Well that changed when you were in class, at some point Stan was having problems understanding the work so you asked if you could help him out

"find the x? The fuck? Is right there" "hey dude, you need help ?" You said in a sweet tone of voice, leaning in to see his eyes "...y-yeah sure"

The mother fucker wouldn't stop thinking about you the rest of school

"what's your problem dude, are you gay or some shit?" "You are gay too, c'mon we all know how you check out his butt during PE" "THAT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE!"

Well the most normal two are Kyle and Stan, they do get nervous and all but hey you are nice

Cartman is well...

"i identify as a horse now guys" "wtf Cartman, that's not how it works" "yo guys what are you talking about?" "Cartman identify as a horse" "what?" "Stupid right" "then I just have something to say" you took a moment "yehaw!" Hehe joke

The three are like: 🧍‍♂️

And Cartman is like: 🚶

So yeah a lots of flirting, specially with Kenny

He's the most obvious, he doesn't even try to hide it

And damn you are muscular, no you don't look like a Jojo but you have abs, a little waist and strong arms

"why you as a man have such a little waist? For us men to grab? Are you gay?" "And you as a man why do you have a mouth? To suck dick? Whore" "ew guys, go to a motel or something "

And after some days you start to get a long with them very well

You help them out when they need and you hang out with them a lot but at some point they development a crush on you

Let's say, they fell first and you fell harder

And the moment you started dating them was funny

Some idiot was making fun of Kenny and he was like "okay idgaf"

But you where super angry

"hey, stop bullying my boyfriend or else" "ow what are you going to do huh? You are just a fag, I'm Soo scared" "oh you want to see?" "Of course" and the moment after the idiot in question fell onto the floor with a bloody nose and one his friends punch you in the face leaving you with wounds but you managed to beat him up "who's the next one" silent "i figured out, c'mon Kenny, let's go"

When you get to your home, Kenny called the others and they came super fast

"WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING" yelled Kyle while healing your wounds "i don't know they just...maked me fell angry...and they were insulting Kenny and..." "Y/n i don't give a shit about what were they saying" "i know but...i don't want nobody to hurt you, or you four for that matter" "you called me your boyfriend" "i did?" "Yeah, and I don't mind it, I'm okay but I'm going to be your boyfriend fr" "heh okay " "..." "We all can be boyfriends?" "I'm not gay" "you are" "just for y/n" "then we are boyfriends"

It's a strange relationship, nothing changed to much, you still have that relationship like bros but the physical touch increase a lot, holding hands with them or just little pecks on the check

Kenny is more flirty, grabbing your butt and saying that he didn't do anything or just shoving his head onto your chest and mumbling how he loves your man boobs

And we'll yeah, Cartman is less of a dick but he sure loves you in a strange way

And Stan and Kyle they love you so much

Kenny's parents hate you, they are super homophobic (i hate his parents omg) so when he introduced you to them, they yelled at him, you just looked at them with a death glear and walked away from them

Cuddles ALL.THE.TIME GOD

#trans #gay #nonbinary #viral #male reader #male reader x south park #hes so precious #south park x male reader #sp #kenny mccormick x reader #eric cartman x reader #south park kyle #stan x reader #south park #fanfic #stan south park #kenny south park #cartman south park #they are gay #very cuddly #yessss

[icarus-star]

random hcs in my head for charlie (mostly sfw some nsfw)

- he luvs to nap with his partner :3

- he would be blushing and swooning over u if u fell asleep on him during a movie night but also wakes u up bcuz he really wants you to see the movie and talk about it with u😭😭

- he would be a little scared to meet ur parents but once u reassure him he’s fine!! nd he’s actually rlly excited🤗😆

- he likes having typical sleepovers as if u were just friends. he wants to be silly!! yall would probably have sm snacks, or ordering burritos or wendy’s chicken nuggets (i picture charlie loving these for some reason), troll around on omegle (it shut down but let’s pretend) make brownies and watch a movie. probably smoke weed but he would cuddle u to sleep at like 3am

- charlie always love getting his cock sucked and looking you in the eye

- (f!reader) he’s also boobies man. hands down. he can’t help but to stare!!

- as much as he loves movies he loves music of all genres and sharing music is a love language between him and his partner and they are always playing music whenever

- charlie’s weird and would eat his chicken wings with a knife and fork bcuz he hates sauce on his hands(same fr tho) don’t take him to buffalo wild wings you guys!

- he loves making out so much. he cant get enough. and he loves feeling u up as u kiss…

- if ur sick, charlie would pick up chicken noodle soup and a brownie from panera for u and bring a case of water (and anything else u’ll need like over the counter medicine) and facetime u so u don’t feel alone. our sweet boy <3

- lastly i think charlie would love to rub ur back, not a full on massage or anything just if ur sleepy hes just rub his hand around on ur back til u can just rest for the night.

okay i could think of these forever for charlie, and i could think of so many more for other rory characters i love yapping abt what i think of them in my brain….😭hope u nd everyone enjoyed tho😝🎀

THESE R ALL BEYOND CANON I CAN ACTUALLY CONFIRM.

anon i'm in luv with how u portray his character, even in just those little blurbys. he's such a boy. :(

2nd one, he takes a couple photo's of u sleepin before he wakes u up.

THE SLEEPOVER ONNNEEE AWWHWHWHH. charlie, is definitely a weed smoker (the cheapest weed ever 😭 u do NOT want that in ur body). i need a sleep over with himmmm. bet he does dum shit just to try n make u laugh. slurpin gummy worms like they're pasta.

the back rubbin one tooooo. he makes me fuckin melt i just wanna mwah mwahhh all over him. if ur all sleepy, just clingin onto him, he's gonna rub ur back hhrhrhrhmnm. i know i'm just rephrasin what u said but it's just so. :((

#i luv him sm #too much tbh #my boy!! #☆arties inbox #charlie walker #scream 4 #rory culkin smut #rory culkin x reader #i ❤ rory culkin #rory culkin

[carebeartherese]

My live reactions to Loki season two ep 5:

-WOOOO HERE WE GO

-running through the recap

-Im actually scared for this episode srsly

-oooo the almost silent intro

-ALIVE???

-he is angelic fr

-where is everyone???

-did they go back to their timelines??

-Im loving these continued camera shots

-pie room??

-TIME SLIPPING

-oh shit

-:0 double Loki

-hello?

-time slipping is just an excuse for Loki to flip his hair like the hoe he is /pos

-time loop???

-WHAT THE FUCK

-WHY IS EVERYTHING COMING APART

-SHIT

-oop there’s the theme

-prison??

-CASEY?????

-WHAT THE HELL

-oh hes escapin

-where are they i wonder

-a boat prison??

-no not again dude Loki can’t handle this

-ALCATRAZ????

-his name ain’t Frank lmfao

-oh it’s the BOAT PLACE

-dude why are we back in the tva

-:0 SHIT NEW YORK 2012

-Aw b15 is such a great doctor I love her

-MOBIUS WHAT ARE YIU DOING

-living his dream

-who tf is don

-also his son??? No thank you

-LOKI GO SEE YOUR MAN

-this is so unserious

-LOKI IS SO CUTE ABOUT MOBIUS

-Mobius is adorable

-SINGLE DAD???

-FUCK YEA

-ooo 1994

-OB!!!!

-hes so silly

-awww he just wants to sell his books

-hes a writer <333

-in his bunker???

-ITS JUST LIKE HIS LAB

-dude ob will believe anything that happens to him

-the sons of who??

-ob is so adorable with his little “hey”

-dammit

-none of that made sense OB

-cannot control the time slipping

-oooo true

-LOKI = TEMPAD

-to save his friends

-oh yea shit kang is coming aint he

-control it Loki!!!!

-nope

-you look like you’re trying to take a shit

-there is no controlling time

-OB WE DONT SHOCK PEOPLE

-OR WHATEVER THAT WAS

-stop psychoanalizing

-go to the pie room

-GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER

-oh that’s actually kind of smart

-ob is adorable and I love him and his tism

-oh fuck there he goes

-TO MOBIUS AGAIN!!

-he sucks at taking the trash out

-yea Kevin

-these kids are literally adorable

-don’t burn down the house pls

-“HELLO”

-these guys are so awkward

-just kiss srsly

-WAIT THEY ARE SO CUTE

-HES SUCH A SALESMAN

-wife long gone????

-cause of the gay

-is he flirting??

-are jet skis flirting????

-mobius really thinks lokis crazy

-OB HI

-none of this makes sense

-awww the way he grabbed Mobius

-dude theyre so gay

-they need to just kiss already fr

-yea your kids will be fine mobius I swear

-hes just a suburb dad

-this is a little heartbreaking but also gay tbh

-IKR IT IS A COOL NAME

-B15!!!! Come with!!!!

-CASEY FUCK YEA

-ESCAPE

-where’s sylvie?

-mobius looks shook

-and Casey trusts no one the little thief

-mobius/don is he flirting with Casey/Frank

-I love sylvie but she always gets angry and fucks shit up

-please leave her out of this one

-WAIT WHAT

-HOW DOES SHE KNOW YOU

-wait till it back

-fuck get that time slipping under control

-sylvie with her lesbian fit and her mullet

-ok but Loki loves mobius and doesn’t wanna loose him

-uncaring queen

-I mean she wants to live

-damnnnnn

-WAIT CALL HIM OUT

-WHAT DOES HE WANT

-FALSE

-HE WANTS MOBIUS SRSLY

-oh come on Marvel be more specific

-of course he doesn’t wanna be alone

-don’t make this romantic again pls

-NO WE ARENT

-his story is with mobius tho!!!

-Casey is such a weird ass hardened criminal

-mobius stop trying to sell shit to people

-Loki you are so babygirl

-NO WHAT ABOUT THE GANG

-I don’t understand anything anymore

-is sylvie flirting with record shop guy??????

-THE VELVET UNDERGROUND

-HOLY SHIT

-literally what is happening rn

-whos this guy in the back

-oh he disappeared????

-why’s shit disappearing????

-NOOOO

-THE TIMELINES DECAYING

-OH GOD NO!!!

-NOT HOT RECORD SHOP GUY

-and she’s gone

-so is the timeline

-Loki is so sad and lonely

-MOBIUS KISS HIM PLS

-HE NEEDS TLC

-NOT TRUE

-a timeline just died for some reason

-Loki was just waiting for this opportunity

-CASEY DAMMIT SRSLY

-OH FUCK NO

-WAIT EVERYONE COME BACK

-NO MOBIUS PLEASE

-OH GOD NOT PLEASE NOT KNTO THE DARK

-THIS VERY BAD DREAM

-oh shit Loki use them timeslipping powers

-GO BACK IN TIME

-YOU CAN DO THIS BBG

-ITS ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS

-oh come on dont give me that fuckin cliffhanger

#Loki #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #loki episode 5 #mobius m mobius #loki laufeyson #sylvie laufeydottir #hunter b15 #casey loki #ouroboros loki

[willowser]

My dummy thicc brain considering adult nerd bakugou fr bc we keep our interests into adulthood u know? We dont toss em out as we age (generally) he's got a typical office job that pays decently well, has his routine and friends both old and new and coworkers who he hates (relatable). But his apartment has y'know playstation and xbox consoles, maybe even one of those custom lit entertainment centers. All the games in alphabetical order. LE posters or art framed with a bookshelf with video game and TTRPG art books and manuals plus collectors edition statues and figures. He has 30 year old settled down man money he can swing it.

But unless you ask he just does not bring up shit about himself like that shhh in Denki's streams he really is just A Guy (honestly reminds me of WRTVS where most of the friends are streamers but half never show their face and they all use aliases and shit) so the moment he sends a Discord friend request you're like "wtf how tho???" And one day maybe you're playing a scary game just for the hell of it set up a stream bc maybe it wont be as spooky with a chat but u got like one viewer 😂😭 and u know discord integrates with twitch so mr. Explodo sees you're in game and surprise your discord is the same as your twitch so catch yourself trying not to sound amazed through the mic when he pops into your chat like "scared yet?" 💀 ~ Trashy

YES OMG EXACTLY !! we keep our interests in adulthood !! and we get that adult nerd money !! 😭✨️ this is exactly how i picture him 🥺 and his house and his setup 🥺 his house is so modern and clean and taken care of, but it's all just a bunch of video game and fantasy/sci-fi movie stuff 😭 i love that for him !! 😭 adult nerd bakugou i want to hold you closely !! and can you imagine the shit his coworkers probably give him 💀 like bro you're 30 and living like that and don't have a partner STOP HE'S SHFHWJDBAJA 🥺

this is so cute tho like. besides the fact that it would be scary as hell to have his deep ass voice coming through the mic out of nowhere 💀 it's just you two 🥺 and he's just watching and not really saying a whole lot bc it's probably a little weird but you maybe haven't played this game before so he's telling you like, "no, you have to find the missing piece before you can fix it. 'm not telling you where 'cause you should'a paid attention," LOL what a bully. and when you get scared, it makes him laugh — not like a lot, but just a little, though it's your reaction to him that has him smiling, really. all "it's not funny 🥺 i almost had a heart attack 🥺" and he's like, "calm down you're fine 😒😏" ajdhshaja !!

and before you know it, it's been a few hours and way past his bedtime and you're both trying to find a way to say goodbye, but 🥺 you don't really want to 🥺

#bakugou probably plays so many games with denki for stream that watching someone else do it is like #relaxing LOL #a little frustrating bc he already knows what to do but still amusing to watch #not to be such a nerd on main but why is he the perfect man sigbeuwbqka #i'm in love with him #his voice is probably like a little deeper and more sultry when it's just the two of you and he's not yelling at denki💀 bye 💀 he's hot 💀 #gets up and goes to work at his software job and has a house payment and a good car #puts some money in his savings account #and then spends the rest on NERD SHIT #deceased #nooooo i'm obsessed with him 😭 #bless you trashy for sharing this concept with us !! 😭 your mind i — ✨️ #scheduled #✿ willow writes #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: nerd bakugou

[saph-yells-into-the-void]

did the blue lock character chart for the funsies <3

(transcript of my little thoughts i wrote below read more bc istg my handwriting is illegible)

isagi: Goated mc

bachira: FELL IN LOVE FROM 1ST PAGE ❤❤

chigiri: BROS BEAUTIFUL, LIKE CMON. (also love his mean girl esque personality)

kunigami: WC..., might change?

raichi: DO SMTH. PLS.

kuon: eh

naruhaya: LITERALLY ONLY BC OF HIS BACKSTORY

lemon: irrelevant but he had cool saves soo

gagamaru: ABSOLUTE LEGEND. also cool design 👉👈

imamura: ? who are you, why are you here

igaguri: essential methinks...

kira: fine. dont come back tho

nagi: very interesting character. very scared for him tho

reo: PLS GET UR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. STOP DEPENDING ON NAGI.. I BEG

zantetsu: idiot <3

barou: very cool ig

niko: the gay 15 year old shipper plss. (a banana fish AND madoka fan? cmon ik he's having sm fun rn)

rin: I- I like emo boys...

aryu: 🌟OSHA 🌟🌟 OSHA 🌟

tokimitsu: anxiety boi, he's just like me fr

hiori: *HEAD IN HANDS*, MIGHT change depending on this arc...

karasu: mom friend but also why he saying the horniest shit? SIR please (i like him)

otoya: eh, a bit boring

nanase: I need to see more tbh

yukimiya: tragic. but i giggle sometimes

shidou: THE ONLY MAN EVER ❤ ❤ ❤ #1 FAV

sae: SPAIN WITHOUT THE S. fuck you for fucking up rin but also pls stay and let me into ur brain

ego: Treat Anri better

anri: ANRI, I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE

(between ego and anri is: mlm 🤝 wlw)

sendou: completely forgot ab him until this match. (saw a tweet say he had dick-sucking lips and never saw him the same way since.)

aiku: one of the best designs, fight me. he's so chill but also why does he have to be a player

(to clarify i meant in terms of women and dating by saying "player." lmao just wanted to be clear alskjksl)

kurona: his design's neat ig..., (not super attached tbh)

kaiser: I- I like assholes...,(plus hes funny as shit), (so unserious LMAOO)

ness: insane and obsessive <3 (he should kill someone. as a treat.)

noa: The eyeliner tho...

chris: <- literally a golden retriever

#i had fun with this haha #no. i dont hate or dislike anyone they are all v cool to me :)) #i also have a beyburst ship chart i may or may not have completed... might post i dunno... #bllk #bllk manga #blue lock

[leemotionalwreck]

Thoughts on Illusion

Finally getting around to watching illusion!! here we go y’all (this time longer and in more agonizing detail!):

- the way I strongly dislike Bob Roth...

- okay i have pretty mixed feelings on chloe’s character but like… does paris not remember what she did?? hello continuity?! /hj

- omg alec hiiiiii

- LMAO the “my son” slip up is wonderful

- lol plagg leave him alone the boy is quite literally traumatized and the ring isn’t helping

- i swear to god i’ll never get used to seeing this bitch in the kitchen.

- “are you sure you’re feeling okay?” no like actually tho he isn’t. run.

- a single stain warranting almost smashing the pan on the ground is kinda crazy but ok ig

- wait how did nothing fall outta the pan??

- of course he doesn’t know how long to boil an egg off the top of his head. of fricking course

- STOP WINKING AT HIM GABRIEL!! you haven’t earned the right

- oooo i like the split screen

- oh wait it took me a second to notice the thought bubbles lol

- NINO!! i missed my boy

- post graduation?? what year are they exactly? or am i missing something??

- all in favor of joining nino’s resistance say “I”

- LMAO comrade mayo?? that’s actually not too far from something i’ve said to my white friends irl lol

- rvejndjdb adrinette is so adorable bro

- nino please babe it’s just lunch

- y’know, sometimes i forget just how chaotic their group can be. then i see scenes like this and remember. it’s pretty realistic tho imo

- also nino definitely has a bruise lol

- frickin lila man.

- “Are yOu EatInG In thE cafEtERia?” tf does it look like??

- the way marinette is such a real one

- what on earth is actually wrong with lila lol i’ve never hated an animated character as much as her. aside from maybe gabriel

- wait no the yogurt/honey example was actually really good lol

- lol comrade ketchup

- also comrade beurre maître d’hôtel is so extra and for what?? love nino tho

- NO STOP SHE’S SO SICK

- also are they just letting ppl in the school?? slay ig

- adrien 😭😭

- oooooooo lila’s lil snitch ass… i mean it makes sense but jeez

- pls i forgot she was pregnant lmao

- ew he looks weird when he’s trying to be a decent person /hj

- okay i love them but they coulda been a little more discreet than pizza lol

- they’re just standing outside the window like?? 😭😭

- idk why but the piece of pepperoni stuck to gabriel’s shirt is killing me

- ADRIEN YOU COULDN’T EVEN PRETEND TO TRIP?? please be so fr

- okay no cause this time around gabriel actually reacts and adrien really seems sorry and uhhrhdhdhdh i. hate. this. man.

- pls the way alya just walks in and is like “yea no you guys already know the deal let’s just get this over with” what a queen

- nino PLEASE

- okay i’m kinda cringing rn but it’s totally fine

- again, the way adrien seems genuinely scared…

- goddamnit

- “call me father” actually go trip down the stairs

- NO STOP IT THIS MAN IS ACTUALLY A PIECE OF SHIT I CANNOT

- ok five at once is honestly extra. like i hope this asshole remember he’s a whole grown man doing all this to fight some kids. yes i know it’s more than that technically but still. weirdo.

- lol his ears look so stupid when they’re sticking off the sides of the mask

- the way marinette/ladybug is actually that girl

- see no he’s such a fake bitch cause falling wasn’t even necessary

- nino is such a detective i literally love him. i mean yea he’s wrong but still

- he looks like such a dumbass with that stain on his shirt. i hate him.

- “comrade tartar sauce” nino yes absolutely but he really doesn’t deserve it bae

- i really like the design on alya’s fanny pack but i’ve literally never noticed it before

- they’re all so cute lol

- “comrade sweet and sour” i wonder why she has that name…

Final thoughts: okay it took me a sec to realize this was out of order (i know people have been saying it. im just stupid lol) but i really enjoyed it overall. gabriel keeps getting worse yet sadly never surprises me with the depths he stoops to. adrien needs so much help rn and i really hate lila but im almost glad she’s back?? like i missed this rivalry between her and marinette in a way.

#ml #ml spoliers #ml illusion #illusion spoilers #illusion

[screampied]

A HIGH BUILDING RN. NEVER SEEN ANYTHING WORSE LIKE THIS. HUMAN CENTIPEDE IS EASIER ON EYES THAN THE SHIT I JUST SAW. Don't ask me what it is, tho (it's really daaaaaark)

Quoting myself now wtf where's half of my ask went..IM NOT TELLING IT WAS JAW DROPPING, MY EYES POPPED OUT FR.

U have satoru idc I'm naoya's bitch

I'd suck his toes. 🥵

ANYWAYS I WAS ON REDDIT AND POSTED A FAKE ASS EROTIC CONFESSION. HOLY SHIT 40+ MEN STARTED DM-ING ME. I KINDA HAD FUN BUT THEY RUINED IT BY SENDING ME THEIR NAKED ASS 😓😓 I am traumatized. I was going to eat and this bitch had to send me his d***. He thinks he is naoya or something. Men are so annoying. I wanna commit crime rn.

I also received some jaw-dropping confessions.

How was ur day pookie, why werent u online today🫶 its unlike your chronically online self. 😖🥺

🪰

u quoting yourself now 🗿

GIRLLLLLLL /gn TELL ME. trust i’ve been on reddit for a long time i KNOW THINGS.

ew. ok fine he’s kinda hot but still ew.

IKNOWWWW THAT THREAD. i was snooping around to read the stories of some ppl it was wild. WHY R THEY DMING YOU. 🙎‍♂️ i forgot u can dm ppl on reddit wait. NOT U COMPARING MEN TO NAOYA PLEASE

my day is good. it’s like six am for me and i’m at practice right now and my chest is on FIRE. it’s finishing up then i have long ass courses. 🙆‍♀️💖 maybe it was a bad idea to go outside and i’m not fully recovered from my deathly sick state but yolo.

BYEIM NOT CHRINICALLY ONLINE. tumblr scares me that’s why i barely be on here. im a lurker 🧿 im so bad at this tumblr thing im so busy i have like NOOOO times to write. my tumblr girl era is so fake how do ppl do this bestie 🤞

#anons 💌 #🪰 anon #i said this hours ago n i have been v productive w writing #so my attitude has CHANGED 😌 #kinda

[minimoefoe]

thoughts after watching ftwd s4 for the first time:

- I prefer the old intro. the new one defo matches the new vibe of the show but I don't love it. has breaking bad vibes

- luciana being magically back with the group is like.. okay? another fun convienice. i'm actually glad she's back (not that she did much this season lbr) it just woulda been nicer to actually see how they found her and all that

- don't love the timeskip. they give us a bit of info in flashbacks but that's not enough imo, I would prefer we follow them from the dam exploding, like I wanna see all the shit they go through. the main show is good like that

- nick's death HIT fr. i teared up like five times during the ep, some of the times nothing even sad was happening it was just knowing he was gonna die that got me, and then I proper cried for the last couple minutes of the ep. I do like his death and I think the circumstances of it, it happening just as he's about to figure shit out, makes it hurt even more which I hate bc ow but I love bc if a death doesn't hit then what's the point.

- I do think tho that charlie shooting him from where she was stood wasn't my faaave like her being the one to kill him bc she's scared and just as he's sitting and minding his business is fine but idk something about the way she was stood right in front of him isn't the best, like maybe if she was behind him or she walked around a corner and quickly fired bc she was scared that woulda been better?? idk

- it makes me sad that nick didn't generally have much of an impact in the flashbacks like, to see him die that early in the season but then to still have him show up in later eps coulda been interesting I think if he had more to do but he didn't

- I wasn't stoked about having morgan around but I actually didn't mind him. I feel like it was just nice to have someone familiar in a season where things have changed so much from what we're used to idk

- I don't know fully how I feel about the present day and flashback thing it had going on for a while. part of me thinks it's a cool way to do things and another part of me is like what was the point in that idk. I think it woulda been better if they were flashing back to scenes at a place we as the viewers were more attached to. like I dont care about that stadium, I have no attachments to it, so knowing that they were gonna lose it and flashing back to it doesn't do much bc why would I care that they're no longer living at a place that I've never even seen before. idk

- I liked the way madison's death was done. that was a good use of flashbacks imo. like seeing her in the past but not in the present scenes was cool. I already knew she was gonna be dead so maybe knowing that made me like it more than I would have if I didn't know, bc it becomes pretty clear that she's dead as soon as you see she's not in the present scenes and idk maybe that would ruin it for some ppl. also I do think killing both her and nick in the same season was.. A Choice

- alicia, al and morgan are probs my faves going forward. charlie is fine, john is fine, june switches between fine and annoying, i wish luciana and strand had more to do, strand's vlice is starting to annoy me, idc about anyone else

- this season did a lot of introducing new characters and I don't know how I feel about that. like obviously every season introduces new ppl but with this season it almost felt like they either killed off or sidelined most of the characters from prev seasons in favour of new characters who under normal circumstances I probs would have loved right away but bc they felt like replacements it took me a minute to warm up to them

- the colour change for the before and after scenes was good but did it really need to look that ugly like I get, it's happy before and gloomy after but there's gloomy and then there's you might as well just make it black and white. I got used to it as the season went on but its defo a lil ugly

- rated this season 3.5 stars. it has the potential to go up to 4 or down to 3 whenever I rewatch. a lot of this post was complaining but there was some good stuff in there like 4.03, 4.08 and 4.10. morgan was cool, alicia and morgan were a good duo, alicia and charlie are an interesting duo, john and june have some cute moments, al grew on me a lot through the season

- there was also a lot of stuff I don't really have much to say about like I didn't love it and I didn't hate it, it was just.. happening idk.

- I didn't give a fuck about the vultures or that woman who kept killing ppl and writing on faces. the villains in this season were just not that good imo

- I actually feel like rewatching while knowing everything that happens has the potential to make me like it more bc I'll know to expect the massive difference in vibe to the prev seasons bc on first watch it was like.. oh wtf is this and was kinda jarring idk.

- i'm defo feeling like s1-3 is gonna be peak ftwd in part bc of the general vobe change but also I think nick (and madison) not being in the show is very noticeable

#ftwdfw #twd txt #currently contemplating going back to s1 #and rewatching s1-4 #and then going on to 5-7 #bc i miss nick a lot #and im like maybe i should just lean into tje nick (and troy) fixation while its here #instead of forcing myself to get through s5-7 rn #and then going back to rewatch

[strwbrrysteam]

June 12, 2022

BITCH. I’m back new year. New me. New life 😎. I’m 18 😮‍💨 I’m just gonna give general life updates cause 😭😭😭 MOST IMPORTANT I still have the cat! I know I said me and Rachel weren’t talking ever again but like we did start talking again because Hannah sent a tiktok to our gc and we just started talking again y’know 😪 BUT. About, I wanna say 3 months later we stopped talking again. FOR GOOD THIS TIME!! I mean it 🙄 before when I said it I would get emotional thinking about a future without her, stalk her socials DAILY, have full blown mental breakdowns about it but this time im ZUNE ✋🏾!! She’s a fucking bitch and I can finally see that thank GOD sheesh it took me long enough 😒 SPEAKING OF BITCHES THO 🙄 I’m never talking to Hannah again either ik you’re like “you’re sister 🤨🤨 ??” YES 🙄 do you know what this bitch did 🙄 so basically she had a lil bf whatever she wanna calm that bum. She was 19 he was like 24/25 WITH F-F-FOUR… CHILDREN 😫 then one day me and Rachel were like 🤨🤨 have you ever looked him up ?? And she was like no. So we do a lil yk 🕵🏾‍♀️🕵🏽‍♀️ detective work 🙄 boom turns out this nigga got a second degree domestic assault charge which if you don’t feel like looking that shit up it’s basically choking somebody out or threatening them with a deadly weapon 👀 we do a lil more digging 🤨 one of bms had a restraining order filed on him the day after he got his domestic abuse charges now I’m no rocket scientist but 🤔🤔🤔 AND THATS the bm Hannah said that HE said he didn’t like 🤨🤨 like 😭 so upon finding that information in the span of like 30 minutes she was like wait he’s at my apt. (Oh yeah Hannah moved out) waiting for me to let him in so we can hang out 😭😭 me being the quick thinker I am 😏 I was like just say I’m sick and you need to take me to the dr 💡 and we all like bet then we can figure this out 😭 the his ass 🙄 he was being mad extra was all like “we don’t even gotta do this no more I don’t gotta come over here no more blah blah blahhhh whoopty woo” basically doing the most acting like she broke up w him 😭 so we like okay bye tf 🤷🏾‍♀️😭 and we in Walmart gonna get snacks cause we was gonna go to Hannah’s apt. to chill for a bit then he start getting buck asf 😭 talkin bout he gonna kick her door in if she don’t literally teleport there to unlock the door so he can get his shit so we like 👀👀👀 PAUSE MR! Def skipped some steps it was so outta the blue everything he was doing was 😭😭😭 so then we like you’re not getting in anywhere w that attitude 🤨 but we was fr scared 😭 we started buying sleeping bags so me and Rachel could sleep over so idk if he broke in it was 3 against 1 ?? 😭 but Hannah tells him she’ll pick up his shit and go to a parking lot and I’m like “let’s get a keep the peace order lolz 😝” and both of them basically cuss me out 😭😭😭 i fr almost cried 🫠🫠🫠 like girl if he at the apt waiting for our asses then what?? 😭 but we go in literally only stuff he had was slides watered down Irish Spring body wash and like half a drop of Old Spice or Ace which ever is in the red bottle body wash. He swore up and down his work shirt was there and she was “Playing with his money”… -works at Taco Bell.. 😭 I’m being so fucking real too 😭 so we get his shit minus the shirt cause it’s literally NOT there 😭 and we leave right boom. So again I’m like “keep the peace order ?? 😝🤷🏾‍♀️” cussed out again so I’m like okay lemme just stfu even tho he blowing up Hannah’s phone and steady threatening her but I’m like that’s yo ass whoopin champ who am I to get in the way of it 👋🏾👋🏾😭. So boom we on the interstate he blowing her phone up still she’s not answering and everything is chill. No. It was not. 😭 This bitch start sniffling and I’m like “are you crying ?? 🤨” mind you she been fine this whole time so it was random as hell 😭 and then good lord this bitch start hyperventilating n having a panic attack behind the wheel, at night, on the interstate. 😭😭 EYYYYE had to take the wheel literally and steer us to the grass so we could pull over 😭

Now during this whole ordeal he steady calling steady calling so I answer and I’m like “nigga stop fucking calling we on our fucking way damn” I’m stressed as shit we just almost died and this nigga got the nerve to CALL ?!? 😭 I hung up before he have a chance to say shit then he texting and like “my older sister heard all that and now she wanna beat yo lil sisters ass 🙎🏾‍♂️” O-O-OOooooOoOOOLDERRRR?!?!?! REMEMBER THAT SMALL DETAIL FROM EARLIER?? THE ONE WHERE I SAID HES 24/25 SOO HOW OLD DOES THAT MAKE THIS ANCIENT ARTIFACT ?? 😭 ATP I’m scared okay I ain’t never fought nobody 😭 but my stupid ass like “okay and idc 🙄” but my knees secretly knockin and he just steady threatening me w that war machine 😭😭 so now I’m REALLY like “I mean for YOUR safety we should get a keep the peace order yk 🙄” IM NOT TRYNA GET MY ASS BEAT BY THAT ROUGHEN 😭😭😭 MIND YOU. HIM AND HIS SISTER WAS IN JUVY TOGETHER AND SHE WAS IN THERE BEATING NIIIGGGGGAS ASSES 😭 LIKE WAS BEATING UP TWO NIGGAS AT ONCE AND THEY HAD TO WHOP HER UPSIDE THE HEAD W A PIECE OF WOOD TO STOP THAT DAMN GORILLA 😭😭😭 BITCH HAD TO GET STITCHES 😭 now if you ask ME that right there should be another charge for threatening me w a dead weapon an AR-15 basically 👋🏾😭 ider what happened after that but he ended up not even meeting us to get the stuff 😭 but than GOD cause I was the one driving easy target bruh 😭 so we drive to the liquor store then we go back to her apt and this bitch Hannah giving the vibe she gonna forgive him 🤨 so I’m like if you forgive him I’m not coming over here no more I’m taking the cats and you ain’t hearing from us no more 👋🏾😭 AND THIS BITCH HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT ?!?!? 😭 yeah that was my cue I was ready to fuckin GOOOOO but my car was at Rachel’s grandmas house so I had to wait until the next day after Hannah got off work 😭 boom I leave and I haven’t talked to her since cause like it’s one already incredibly wrong thing to have consider choosing a man over your little sister a man that, MIND YOU, she’s known for a month atp literally a little bit less than 😭😭😭😭 but it’s the fact that she DID choose him over me that blows me fr 😫 like okay girl 🙄 and not even a month before that my stepdad literally went insane and threatened to kill my mama otp while I was the only one home over money that he literally just misplaced and I literally had to make a grand escape 😭😭😭 all the men are going insane fear 🤨 but yeah a Rachel was getting in my last nerve that why we don’t talk anymore 🙄 I’ll get into her topic later I’ve already drawn on a lot 😭 but yeah back to life update my FL sister moved back to FL THABK GOD she’s SOOO annoying 😭 the day my stepdad threatened by mama he was driving somewhere and literally went blind from stress 😭😭😭😭😭 and I haven’t seen him again besides him picking up his stuff in trash bags w the police here on a keep the peace order. I don’t talk to my discord friends anymore I GRADUATED ON TIME 👹 I’ve lost like 30lbs 😝 not much else interesting has happened that I can immediately think of 🤨 so I guess I’ll end this here for now peace out Girl Scout 🧌

[cliveguy]

god im still freaked out bc one of my new co-workers looks exactly like someone else i know (and... dislike) and when he greeted me i thought it was him bc he had the same mannerisms and everything and djfjwjjd he's probably a very nice person and all but being in the same room as him gave me the creeps bc ... the resemblance was Literally uncanny

#i think he saw me turn around and go 😬😬😬 snjskaks oops #funny bc i was sure someone else i hated worked there .. joys of a small town huh #:( fr tho he genuinely unsettled me and i feel bad abt it bc he seemed nice! he greeted me as tho we knew each other #which was scary bc of the circumstances but hes probably friendly! #but. he looks like someone who scares the shitttt out of me and who i wld not wanna be in a kitchen with #😔 the logical thing to do is be friends w him and realise he looks nothing like him #but the mannerisms.. like it wasnt just his face it was EVERYTHING #and this comes frm someone who is amazing w faces. like i cant do names but i have a weird photographic face memory #i once saw someone i went to primary with and recognised her instantly bc i can just do that #so that being like? betrayed? broken? rly rly freaked me out #and if it was like a normal person or a friend i wldve been fine w it but... no it was a total creep sjkskskksjsj #like. how did a man who ****** ** ** ***** and ****** *** ** get a job ajdkakdkakk 😬😬😬 turns out he didnt! whew! #not to mention he ******* ** ****** dksksksk...... but apparently now hes ********* **** * *** ***** which sounds harmless BUT #that's what he did before and look how that turned out . 😔 *** ** *********** ..... #andjajdksdjs wow i love being vague abt ppl who nobody gives a shit abt 😌😌but ykno doxxing and u never know #maybe ** ** ***** ******* ** **** even now 😬 we just cant be sure lads! #tbh there was a point where it was like. well hes ******* ** ****** and he ***** ***** * ****... yeah i started double locking the door #anyway. enough vaguing 😬 nobody will ever decifer any of that #tho i wld like to reiterate: ** ****** ** ** *****!!!!!!! and its funny yeah sure its a funny thing but um. ******* *******... so.. yeah.. #we dont have time to unpack ALL that! but . whatever. #um.txt

[mossyythoughts]

platonic genshin headcanons

yo yo yo

w/ diluc, venti and hu tao!

g/n reader ❤️

not spell checked whoops~

diluc

the biggest dad friend ever we love him <3

he definitely has told you to stop spending money on stupid shit but like shut the fuck up, look at this dog figurine that is just sitting there like a polite little boy 😒🙄

will NOT have you in his house doing stupid shit

“get down from that bookshelf.”

ughh he probably makes the best cookies

or the worst no in between 🙄

but my bets is he is a pretty decent cook 🧐

he would get on your ass if you ate raw dough though 😒 like bitch i’m hungry

ugh feel like he would be the type of person to be like “are you fr playing scary games at 4 am again…”

he WILL NOT comfort you either 🤬 like whore i’m scared to go to the bathroom by myself

doesn’t get scared about shit 🙄

until he does 😈

feel like he gets scared of things that could possibly happen

will watch ghost movies with you but cannot even fathom watching like a space movie or like idk natural disaster thriller movies

is that what they’re called AKDJSKDJ natural disaster thriller movies ?????

bitch is the type of person to fall asleep on you and crush you

like GET TF OFF OF ME ❗️❗️❗️🤬🤬🤬 🔪

i feel like you guys are the type of friends to watch stupid romcoms and just like AJSKSDJSJ LAUGH AT THEM

i feel like he would be such a cool person to hang around seems very sweet

but you suck diluc !! 👎🏾👎🏾

stop coming home i do NOT need c2 diluc 🙄🔪

venti

if you’re fine with it is gonna be the most touchy bitch in this whole bullet point list 😒👎🏾

gonna drag you to an ice cream parlor and then make you pay with his broke ass

whallop his sorry ass if he does

horrible fucking cook

dude literally tried to cook NORMAL EGGS and they looked like dog shit ⁉️

like venti.

get out

the amount of play fights you guys have gotten in

and you’ve won them all like a baddie 💞

fuck venti

snuck into your house once to try and use your easy bake oven

like bitch i oughta…

ugh is such a bitch about everything

will straight up whine and whine for the smallest thing

it’s fine though we love venti

he pays for it by giving you small gifts 😍🥰

like wow thanks venti for paying back my maxed out credit card with a four leaf clover ❗️❗️😍

he wouldn’t actually though he knows his limits

(smtimes)

IS THE MOST ANNOYING ASS BITCH DURING ONLINE GAMES THOUGH

play scary games with him 🥺

give that bitch nightmares ❗️❗️🤬

he gets scared at the smallest thing halloween is his favorite holiday 😍

threaten him!!! to not pay!!! for his!!! cosplays!!!

idk why but i feel like he would be a cosplayer

he looks good and stuff but like go away 🙄👎🏾

go PAY YOUR TAB 🤬🤬

come home next time your banner is here tho i wanna bully you by throwing you off a cliff!! 💞

hu tao

FUCK HU TAO 🤬🤬🤬🔪🔪🔪🔪❗️❗️❗️❗️

ugh is the type to like push you off a cliff

also the type to drive super fast in parking lots???

don’t know where that one came from

is the type to want to do tiktok trends w/ you

like that one where people were like… hiding out in walmarts? like behind toilet paper?

ugh LEAVE ME ALONG HU TAO IM TRYING TO SLEEP

is the type to repay your lost time with drinks 💞

you like energy drinks? here! you like coffee? yup, got one right here! soda? water? JUICE?

where tf do you keep getting these bitch 🤨

is def gonna come to you when the police are after her after she lit smth on fire…

like NO you can’t hide out in my house😨

SO FUNNY WHEN PLAYING HORROR GAMES

kinda reminds me of coryxkenshin 🧐

she would scream so hard and then just look blankly at her webcam

she always accidently pauses the game when she gets jumpscared 😭

LMAODHSJDJS SHES THE TYPE OF PERSON TO TALK SHIT ABOUT THE MONSTER AND THEN JUMP SO HARD WHEN IT COMES FOR HER 💀

she would be like

“and the ghost always stalks these halls, screaming out in agony for help. will you help them?”

“joe mama hahaha- nO NO STOP-“

luke bitch you asked for this shit 😐

gonna be so whiny too 🙅🏾‍♀️ like if you do NOT stop clinging onto my arm stfu

the type of person to fucking spit on someone if they made you upset tho <3

i got you one your rerun banner but you were giving me a run for my fucking money 😐 you kept me from thoma AND waited until 90 pity wtf… why the hell has thoma NOT come home yet…….

author notes

yo first post- expect me to post a lot about venti he is my comfort character and he is super fun to make fun of considering the amount of anger i have festered from the fact that he didn’t wanna come home 😊😍 its fine tho, i was only wishing for him because i wanted to see the pretty colors even tho i wasn’t supposed to because i had been saving for klee for like idk SINCE JANUEARY 🤬 …i missed her first banner, and she is another comfort character 😔 it’s fine tho, she hits numbers 😋✌🏾

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MY KINNPORSCHE EP5 FRESH JUST WATCHED THOUGHTS

TO START! SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT??!!!JUST LIKE THAT!!??

Kims detective era ft. snooping through his dads stuff

PAPA KORN KNOWS HE KNOWS KIMS UP TO SOMETHIMG

PAUSE: kinn looks mighty fine in the red suit

UNPAUSE: korn intimidates greatly i gotta say & he barely does anything

THE WAY kinn and his dad have different mindsets over what a boss is?? wild since you'd think kinn would think more like his dad

THATS WHY KINNS MORE LIKE HIS MOMMA

CHAN FUCK OFF MY BBY

i see now why korn is the head boss cuz that man ruthless

BROTHER MOMENTS AHAH

OHHO tankhun knows i wonder if he helps kim?or at least encourages kims shit??

FUCKING SHIT I KNEW IT I KNEW KINNS GOING TO HAVE TO PUNISH PORSCHE SINCE HIS DAD KNEW DAMMNIT

if you had to punish porsche WHY USE THE BITCHES WHO HATE HIM MOST FUCK THIS

pete my love thank you for trying to comfort him

the way i don't want porsche in kinns presence at all right now

AYO I KNOW SCENE IS GONNA HAPPEN SOON

this is so cute fr so happy to see porsche smile HE NEEDS ALL THE HAPPINESS

AYOO AYO AYO AYO AYO AYO AYO AYO AYOAYO AYO AYO AYOAYOAYO

THEY REALLY HAD BOTH OF THEM BE WITH DIFF PEOPLE ONLY TO THINK ABOUT EACH OTHER DJS;HIU;FCNJ

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg

NOO OTS VEGAS PORSCHE BE CAREFUL FUCK OFF DEVIL

"i don't see why not" IM FINE LOLOLOLOLO(she was not fine she is in fact a whore for bible)

LOOK WHOS WAITING LIKE A SPURED HOUSEWIFE

omg porsche is so happy:( BRO HOW CAN I BE MAD WHEN PORSCHE LOOKS SO HAPPY AFTER BEING SAD

they.are.so.fine i can't cope

PORSCHE YOUR SMILE I WOULD BURN THE WORLD DOWN FOR IT TO STAY ON YOUR FACE

O H WE HUGGING??!!

the way if you didn't know the context and just saw that clip of them you'd think vegas & porsche are the couple jc

HE'S LITTERALY WAITING FOR PORSCHE IO H HO

"at least they haven't hurt me"(they have porsche....) "are you accusing me of hurting you" YES I AM

THE PEANUT GALLERY GASPS(its me)

CHAY & KIM TIME

we at the studio bby!!!!YES WE LOVE SNACKS

aw chays so excited you can tell

OH NAME REVEAL(like we didn't already know)

CHAY GIRL CHILL

idk if this is related but both porsche & chay wear sliver necklaces?

U KNOW MY BROTHER???I NEVER SAID KIM

smooth save kim....you idiot

OH HO THIS IS KIMS WAY OF GETTING INFO ON PORSCHE I SEE U FOOL

chay love his brother:(

chay you trust too much!!!! its the idol blur...

STOP HE'S BEEN TEXTING PORSCHE EVEN THO HE KNEW PORSCHE WOULDN'T SEE:(:(:(:(

IM SOBBING IN THE STUDIO TONIGHT CHAY SWEET CHILD

OH KORNS MEETING PORSCHE IM SCARED

STOP IM ACTUALLY CRYING BROTHERS UNITE

peep the shower ad YOU CAN'T DISTRACT ME WITH A WET HALF NAKED PORSCHE(but good effort)

PETE NOT AGAIN\GET FUCKED KIN HAHA

PETE SHUT THE HELL UP DON'T EXPOSE PORSCHE

oh we love to see bestie pete!!!!!

YES PORSCHE WITH HIS FRIENDS

ig kinn & porsche are butt-faced bros

THATD BETTER NOT BE KINNS HEADASS......damnnit it is

kinn you whore he's not your bodyguard rn YOU'RE AT HIS HOUSE

CRAPPY BOSS STOP JOM these whore friends

PORSCHES FACE HE'S DONE

kinn you make me SICK SICK I SAY,kinns struggling out here fr

what super senses does porsche have to know other poeple were there

HANDCUFF SCENE YALL SHE'S APPROACHING

DAMN GET RECKED BIG & KEN

HEADSHOT WOOOO

aaaahAAAHHH THEY GOT THEM BOSS MOVES!!!!1

HANDCUFF SCENE HANDCUFF SCENE HANDCUFF SCENES

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinn x porsche #thai bl series #thai series #i feel like i wasn't as feral today.. #i am slightly hungover #so if the energy here is lacking thats why #cellulars fjwkpt