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fallloverfic · 4 months

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TGCF donghua Season 2, Episode 11 thoughts

This episode was amazing alkdjlada. Spoilers for the book and donghua below.

Ah Fangxin in the coffin T-T Xie Liannnn... It's interesting they're... setting up for Hua Cheng's birthday? O.o Are they that confident they'll get to that (please be that confident, please!!)? Or just thinking "we get this in while we can in case there isn't enough"? Or just explaining why Xie Lian isn't getting out? It's a pretty (and sad) scene. And another Xiao Mengyou scene!! I'm so grateful for all the time we get alkdjaldj But also sad to think of how Lang Qianqiu thinks of him after saying all friends are false T-T

Xie Lian is so sad T-T Hua Cheng trying to comfort him. They're so cute together T-T Hua Cheng holding back so hard from hugging him.

Xie Lian destroying his statue T-T And then worrying about saving people. Hua Cheng wanting to say Something and being like... no we do what gege wants. Always.

Distracted by Xie Lian's poofy sleeves. I'm a poofy sleeves girl 4ever.

I'm a simple woman. I just like Hualian walking around together. Bein cute. Chattin. Saving people but not being in danger.

Xie Lian giving the "don't put me on a pedestal" speech T-T Love it so much. Hua Cheng being like, "yeah but idc, I'm right, you deserve to be there, no matter what others say". This man put a ring on it long ago, he ain't goin back. He Knows Things, Gege. He Knows. Things. Even more things you'd rather he didn't :/

Xie Lian's heart going doki doki

Sorry the eye swoosh made me laugh aldkjaldaj WHO ARE YOU SAN LANG TELL HIM alkjdaldkjal

Shi Qingxuan T-T And Xie Lian is so happy to see Wind Master :3 His bestie :333

Feng Xin lookin sexy with his spirit bow. I've loved spirit bows since I was like 6, okay???? I know, Fall coming out with the Hot Takes TM of "spirit bows are cool" aldkjaldaj For more Hot Takes TM, like "I just love Hualian", read more alkdjalj

Hua Cheng yoinking Xie Lian behind him made me laugh so hard alkdjalkdjaldja YOINK A GEGE

Xie Lian's FACE alkdjaldaj "omg" aldkjaldja There's a line from tagteamme's wonderful Mobei-Jun/Shang Qinghua fanfic AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE that describes a flabbergasted/upset Shang Qinghua as a "wronged chicken" and that's all I can think of here alkdjaldaj

AND XIE LIAN JUST GOES WITH IT ALKDJALDJA I LOVE THEM ALKDJALJ

Shi Qingxuan and Feng Xin confused at The Gay: ???

Hua Cheng: -satisfied smile- Yes he is Mine

Shi Qingxuan subtitling this book: "Good intentions can easily be misinterpreted when passed around. Better to start with bad intentions, and they'll believe it!"

Feng Xin not compelled by the Gay Married Couple. He protecc Dianxia. He left and failed so many times to do just that, after all. Not like Xie Lian told him to get lost out of fear or anything <;.< Oh no I be havin Feng Xin and Xie Lian feelings, as I do every day T-T

alkdjalj Poor Feng Xin. He's so terrified of women. He's just completely gone. Just nope. Cannot do anything. No function. Goodness I feel bad for every female heavenly official having to interact with him.

Hua Cheng is so handsome this episode, honestly. Every frame of him is gorgeous. And male Wind Master is back!

asldakjdladj the little ding that plays when Feng Xin notes that Qi Rong's tactics are ridiculous. Translating the ding: duhhhhhh

Nothing about Xie Lian phases Shi Qingxuan. A true friend.

I love them so much T-T

adlkajdlkajda Hua Cheng is Xie Lian's "sworn brother" I can't with Shi Qingxuan I can't alkdjaldjaljk (yes I know this is the line in at least the English translation but I just alkjdlajda it kills me alkdjaljda). Hua Cheng is so unimpressed alkdalj "You disrespect my relationship with gege???" (I don't think he cares, but I do love that he's slightly more chill with Shi Qingxuan because Shi Qingxuan is one of the the only other people who supports Xie Lian)

I love Shi Qingxuan so much alkdjlaj He's your friend Xie Lian T-T You have a frienddddd

Hua Cheng like, "I'm better besties with gege than you are, Feng Xin >:3 Oh right you're not friendssss anymore are you >:3 Cause you abandoned himmmmm >:3" He's not mad about it. Nope.

Feng Xin covered in blood is pretty >.>

The soft Xie Lian thank you. The happy Hua Cheng acceptance. I love them so much T-T

Hua Cheng: "Overthinking. Just focus on doing what you need to do." He always reassures his gege. He wants his gege to do whatever makes him happy.

Ahhh what a good episode T-T So much Hualian. Feng Xin angst. So pretty. So good. And hey, the subs were decent! There's already been a preview for episode 12, so we know there's at least one episode left! I feel like they'll probably end the season either right before the switch to the past or right at the beginning, which is sad, but it makes sense. I just want more T-T

Other episode thoughts for season 2 (didn’t start till episode 3):

S02E03

S02E04

S02E05

S02E06

S02E07

S02E08

S02E09

S02E10

S02E11 (you are here)

S02E12

#Heaven Official's Blessing #HOB #TGCF #Hua Cheng #Xie Lian #Hualian #Hua Cheng/Xie Lian #Hua Cheng x Xie Lian #spoilers #good fucking food #shi qingxuan #feng xin #qi rong #xiao mengyou #xiao shiwei #fallfthoughts

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wangxianficfinder · 1 year

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Fic Finder

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1. Hi! I hope everyone's ok! Could you please help me find a fic? Last time I read it it was wip. It's a time travel fic that starts with punishment after they get caught drinking. WWX starts crying, I think, and he keeps avoiding LWJ. Then he goes to talk to LQR and asks him to get all sect leaders, then confesses he is from the future, I think WN also went back, and they want to help everyone prevent bad things to happen, including JGY.. do I even make sense? Sorry and thank you.

FOUND! If You Forget Me by DivideTheSorrow (Not Rated, 154k, WIP, WangXian, Time Travel, Fix-It of Sorts, Hurt/Comfort, Slow Build, Canon Divergence, Eventual Happy Ending, Canon-Typical Violence, POV Alternating, Original Character(s), Angst)

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2. Hi! I'm trying to find this one-shot I read a while back. LWJ comes across A-Yuan calling LXC uncle? I believe. LWJ corrects him and asks him not to call him that. He makes it clear to LXC that he is unhappy about him allowing the siege against the burial mounds. Might not be entirely accurate but this si the gist of the fic. Thank you!

FOUND? ❤️ kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight by AlfAlfAlfAlfAlf, tardigradeschool (T, 75k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Eventual Happy Ending, Getting Together, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Inspired by The Parent Trap (1998), Kid Fic, teen shenanigans, two a-yuans, Fluff and Angst)

FOUND? Survival - Part Three by Jinko (G, 2k, WangXian, LXC & LWJ, Canon Divergence, JYL Lives)

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3. Hi! Do you guys know of a crack fic where lqr gives sex ed to teenage lwj and wwx?

Lqr notices wangxian's mutual attraction (i think they are bethrothed? but I'm not too sure) and discusses this with xichen. Lqr hints at the need to give them both "the talk". Xichen shudders thinking about the time he got "the talk" from lqr. Lqr says xichen doesn't have to give wangji "the talk" since he is also young, plus getting "the talk" from an elder brother must be embarrassing and harrowing (lqr got "the talk" from lwj's dad lol).

Lqr asks wangxian to come to extra classes where he gives them sex ed much to wangxian's embarrassment. Lqr is no nonsense about it, nit embarrassed about explaining ecerything explicitly and scientifically. wangxian just wants to get out of there as they're both red with embarrassment. Lqr also asks wq give wangxian oil and tools for them to figure out which position each liked so that their future married life will be easier. Wangxian are by rule meant to be celibate until marriage.

FOUND! A Series of (Un)intentionally Supervised Dates by dragongirlG (T, 33k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, The Untamed (TV) References, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, Political Alliances, Yīn Iron, Arranged Marriage, Cloud Recesses Shenanigans, Family Dynamics, Sparring, Sex Education, Jealous LWJ, Sexual Tension, POV Multiple, 5+1 Things, Character Study, First Kiss, [Podfic] A Series of (Un)intentionally Supervised Dates by Koontyme)

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4. Hii!! I was planning on just cutting my losses, but this is literally tearing my up from the inside out. I’m looking for a fic where Hualian adopted child Wei Ying, and because of being homeless, Wei Ying gets very sick with a high fever but tries to hide that from them. But Xie Liam see’s him eating less and WY eventually starts coughing violently then it’s revealed. He almost dies from the fever while Hua Cheng and Xie Liam watches over him. WY soon thinks that he is burdening the both of them and climbs out a window to sneak out, but gets caught by Hua Cheng when he collapses in the snow. Hua Cheng carrie’s him back and then the three have a heart to heart where I think WY starts crying.

I EVEN HAVE A QUOTE FROM A SC I PREVIOUSLY TOOK FROM THE FIC: “Immediately, he's shivering, bare feet sinking into the snow drift. He can barely put one foot in front of the other, it's so high, and leaves an obvious trail for anyone to follow. One two. Three four. Five steps and he's falling face first. He can't get back up.

"Wei Ying! Wei Ying?!"

He doesn't answer, but he feels more than sees Hua Cheng find his trail and stick half his body out the window, almost falling face first into the snow himself.

Scrambling is audible, and he soon finds himself lifted. Held.

"Gege! Gege, we need more blankets now!" Hua Cheng says, long legs stepping through the window. Suddenly Xie Lian is there, eyes sleep-swollen and hair a rat's nest. He's carrying all the blankets in the house by the looks of it."

I need to at least know if the fic was deleted so can have some closure, TY!! :D

FOUND! a warm coal in the hearth of our hearts by eccentrick (T, 46k, HuaLian, Found Family, fluff with plot, Fluff and Angst, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Disabled Character, Ableism, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, WWX Isn't Adopted by the Jiāngs, slow burn found family, Adopt WWX, Married HuaLian, Post-Canon TGCF, Kid Fic, TGCF Spoilers) locked to archive users only

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5. Hello! I have a question for the next fic finder - thank you so much in advance!

My instinct is that this was a post-cannon fic, because I think I remember Jin Ling being there (although not positive on that!) - I just remember that WWX was traveling to Lotus Pier, but there was a really bad storm and he got lost and ended up falling off a cliff and into the river and almost drowning - and from there the fic cuts back and forth between JC, LWJ, and others, who eventually realize he's missing and go looking for him, and WWX, who is badly hurt and like drifiting in-and-out of consciousness somewhere along the river where he got swept away to.

I can't find it anywhere and I've exhausted every combination of tags I can think of to try to find it!

Hey there! I'm #5 on the most recent fic finder and unfortunately, it's not 'The Storm That Should Not Be', although I also love that one and have it bookmarked, lol!

My memory is that the fic I'm thinking of was a multi-chapter fic, and WWX was traveling to Lotus Pier with either JC or LWJ, but there's a storm and they accidentally get separated in the rain and darkness, and WWX doesn't see the approaching cliff and falls off it into the river and gets swept away - meanwhile JC/LWJ reaches Lotus Pier safely and is like, "what do you mean WWX hasn't showed up yet?" And then they send search parties after, and don't find him until like a day or two later, washed up at the edge of the river and half-drowned.

NOT FOUND! this storm that should not be by TheDameJudiWench (G, 6k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Drowning, Family Dynamics)

FOUND! Of Rivers of Thunder by ARavenIsBlack (G, 7k, WangXian, Mystery, No Thirteen Years of WWX's Death, Hurt/Comfort, Not Canon Compliant, Angst with a Happy Ending)

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6. Hey, for the next fic finder, I’m looking for a modern cultivation AU, where Wangxian are partners and hunting a succubus(incubus?). They get caught, LWJ gets dosed with truth serum, WWX manages to fake getting dosed but LWJ doesn’t know that. WWX lies to the succubus that he’s not in love with his partner, breaking LWJ’s heart. At some point, the ‘bus’s kidnaps LWJ, WWX saves him, and they talk and WWX confesses that he wasn’t actually dosed with truth serum and yes he is in love. @any-mouse

FOUND! a bite of a vow, a taste of the truth by occultings (microcomets) (E, 29k, wangxian, modern w magic, ABO, case fic, fake/pretend relationship, pining, truth serum, whump, hurt/comfort, monsters, succubi & incubi, getting together, happy ending)

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7. hello i am trying to remember a fanfic where everyone including lwj thinks wei ying cheated on him with wen qing i think when actually he was trying to adopt his son. anyway then wei ying leaves and then lwj finds him after figuring out the truth. thanks in advance if you can find it, i’m struggling lol. / okay my bad i originally posted this on the wrong account but anyways. so basically i think it’s set in a modern au, and wwx gets confronted by the lans (including lwj) and his family, accusing him of cheating with wen qing. he’s not (obviously), and is trying to finalize the adoption of his son. nobody believes him and he leaves. i think he ends up owning a bakery or working (this could be wrong) when lwj finds him years later and apologizes, realizing the truth. thanks in advance!!!

FOUND! (Un)forgettable by Edens_Cat, VividestList (E, 67k, WangXian, Misunderstandings, Angst with a Happy Ending, Kid Fic, teenage juniors, Teacher WWX, the juniors are the wwx protection squad, Amnesia!, Protective WQ, protective LSZ, Matchmaker LJY, A-Yuan is Wei Yuan, Single Parent WWX, Riding, Dirty Talk, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering)

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8. Time travel fix-it where WWX did sketches and was accused of being a spy

Hello! I'm looking for a time travel fix-it fic where WWX was thrown into the past with everyone living happily. In exchange, everyone will forget him and he remains without a golden core. LWJ and the juniors still manage to cross paths with him when their night hunt takes them to the faraway village where WWX lives. WWX gives them food and lodging after a hunt gone awry, and LWJ discovers the sketches WWX did of him, JYL, JZX, JC, etc. They all go back to the Cloud Recesses because WWX is accused of being a spy. Happy WangXian ending ofc.

I hope people know this fic! I could've sworn I bookmarked this, but it's not in my bookmarked fics. ): Tysm!

FOUND? thread fic by cerbykerby

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9. hello, this is a nsfw ask! i’ve been trying to look for it to no avail and now i’m starting to wonder if it was just all a fever dream lol, anyways the fic goes like this: lwj and wwx (on lwj’s lap) are watching a movie and nhs and wq were there as well (it was movie night) and at some point things get steamy between lwj and wwx but they’re trying to keep it discreet

FOUND! Chapter 5: secret exhibitionism, tiny somno, nc-17 of verseau's little red book by verseau (E, 10k, WangXian, Drabble Collection, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Canon Typical Content)

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10. Hello, I’d like to request a fic be found( if possible)

Set in Cannon typical. I’m not sure if there is much deviation because the fic focused on WWX living in CR and working on ED recovery after the Burial Mounds. In this he has a meat aversion and relies on soups a lot.

My thanks for your time! @empiresprince

FOUND! a kind of emptiness by ScarlettStorm (E, 11k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Eating Disorders, Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified, Eating Disorder Recovery, tricking your brain into better habits, bad choices, followed by good choices, low angst, Happy Ending, Tender smut, Frottage, Praise Kink, Additional Warnings In Author's Note) MIGHT be a kind of emptiness by scarlettstorm. It hits every point except wwx's meat aversion.

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11. Hii it’s my first time writing here so I hope it’s okay.

I’m searching for a fic where the person who summons wwx (I don’t remember if in this fic is mxy) hates him so wishes for him to die/suffer and if he doesn’t fulfill that wish his soul won’t go to the cycle for rebirth so when he feels happiness it’s painful.

so there a moment when he finally has a moment with Lan Zhan (I think there’s a drawing involved not a 100% sure) but he suddenly starts felling really intense pain Because it was the happiest he has felt since he was brought back

I don’t more but I’ve been searching for it :c

FOUND! A Storm of Laughter in the Stillness of the Jingshi by OnlyMeAndMyBones, 2nd in series (T, 74k, wangxian, LXC & LWJ, LXC & WWX, angst w happy ending, hurt/comfort, injury, recovery, mental illness, depression, PTSD, rehabilitation, slow burn, empathy, guilt, forgiveness, suicidal thoughts)

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12. hi im looking for this modern au fic where wwx's backstory was that he was tortured by wrh. he was rescued before the story began. there were tapes of him being tortured and jin zixun found them and harassed wwx about it. thank you for your help as always!

FOUND! Surprise Baby! by trulywicked (M, 10k, wangxian, modern cultivation, mpreg, unplanned pregnancy, accidental baby acquisition, didn't know they were pregnant, ABO, established relationship, fluff)

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13. Hi! Hope you are doing well. Although this is my second time requesting this fic, i hope you are able to find it for me. Lwj in this fic is a celebrity and wwx is a reporter/paparazzi. Wangxian are in a secret relationship, initially all the reporters think that lwj and lqy are in the relationship. This is all the informationthat I can remember. Hope you are able to find it for me @mayavsworld

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14. I think I'm going insane, I can't find this fanfic anywhere and I am CERTAIN I had it bookmarked. Please help. It was a very (VERY) heavy angst omegaverse fic with seriously great worldbuilding around the omegaverse elements. I don't remember the name exactly but it had something about deep waters in it, I think? Or maybe calm waters. 20 something chapters at the time I read it, might be more now. WWX was omega and very actively pro-omega rights, I think I remember he would help other omegas run away from abusive households which incensed the cultivation world against him even more in addition to all his canon-complaint doings. There was also WC forcing himself on WWX and I think a-Yuan was the result of that. I remember the wen still die, a-Yuan still gets adopted by LWJ, but I think WWX dies in his first life by committing suicide via Bichen. I remember vividly how WWX absolutely broke down when he realised (kinda) LWJ's feelings for him because it was an "oh, fuck, you're like all the others, just want to fuck a baby into me too?" moment for him.

FOUND! and the calm is deep where the quiet waters flow (Prologue – Index) (E, 303k, off-screen rape, oppression, violence, sexual assault, grief/mourning, unwanted pregnancy., A/B/O) It was reccomended by angstymdzsthoughts a while ago and is very good / I was also looking for it and the part of the title the asker remembered was what I needed to find it in my browser history so thanks

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15. hi, hope you're doing well 💚 im looking for a fic that has shapeshifter wei ying, staying in his small animal form while on the streets bc that requires less food and stuff like that. boy it was. heartbreaking. i skimmed the tiger fic and i dont think thats it? and i hope (tho im pretty sure) im not confusing it eith a bingpup fic. thank you for the help!! 💚

not FOUND in the arms of the angel by ScarlettStorm (E, 37k, WangXian,Modern AU with Magic, Fox WWX, animal rescuer LWJ, Comedy, Smut, Getting Together, Hurt/Comfort, Adhd WWX, the mortifying ordeal of getting your head stuck in a peanut butter jar) It opens with wwx in fox form dumpster diving because he doesn't have enough money for groceries that week

FOUND? threadfic by Zizzani

FOUND? Of Bunnies and Blood by Unforth (E, 9k, WangXian, Alternate Canon, Familiars, WWX is a Familiar, WWX Isn't Adopted by the Jiāngs, Cultivators are the "Witches" in a Witch/Familiar AU, Narrative Outline, Rabbit WWX, Hurt WWX, Hurt/Comfort, Hanahaki Disease, Huā tǔ bìng Disease, Mutual Pining, Miscommunication)

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16. hi okay so the book im looking for isn't wangxian but xicheng, its a cherry magic au and I hope you guys can find it. have a good day :) @twlaei

FOUND? Pop the cherry~ by sweetdeadlykittypaws (E, 25k, XiCheng, Modern AU, Cherry Magic AU, Fluff, Attempt at Humor, Light Angst, Eventual Smut, Laboratories, Boss/Employee Relationship, Chemist!JC, CTO!LXC, Low Self-Esteem, Living Together, Attempted Kidnapping, Violence, Mobsters, Rimming, Anal Sex, possible ooc, Pining)

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17. I’m looking for a fic with dark Lan Zhan/dark gusu lan. In the fic Jiang Cheng ends up hurting Wei Ying some how. I believe he has to try to escape through the forest from the juniors or something and it end by him coming across and watching Wei Ying and Lan Zhan in the Jingshi. @wangxian-is-my-life

FOUND! «The Fault In Jiāng Chéng» by Anonymous (M, 3k, WangXian, JC Bashing, Zǐdiàn Spiritual Tool, Blood and Injury, Sick WWX, Dark LWJ, Dark LXC, Smut, Stabbing)

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18. Hello I was wondering if anyone could help me find this fic: I haven’t gotten a chance to read it because I lost it before I could, but the summary tells that Wei Wuxian is brought back into Mo Xuanyu’s buddy, and decides to continue hiding his identity and live as Mo Xuanyu. I’m pretty sure it was longer then one chapter but for more details I’m unsure. I find the premise really interesting and would love to find it again. @spacy-thoughts

FOUND? Gave my Heart and Soul by mel_darling (T, 47k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, References to Depression, Survivors Guilt, Angst with a Happy Ending, Misunderstandings, wwx knows Lwj was the one who kissed him, Canon Divergence, Panic Attacks, Anxiety, Pining, Healing, Gardening for the soul, Accidental Child Acquisition, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Nightmares) If 18 isn't it's at least very similar to what the poster's asking for

FOUND? 18 might be Focal, filler and line by bosbie. It’s hidden now, so maybe that’s why OP didn’t find it? It was already hidden and revealed before, so I hope they will reveal it again

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19. Hello! Thank you for all your hard work! I am looking for a fic in which after the sunshine campaign and possibly after Jin Zixuan died YLLZ is blackmailed into leaving cultivation world and he ends up at Jinlintai or Qinghe. I remember that someone was reading his letters (might have been Jin Guangyao) and sending him their own and threatening his shijie and Jin Ling so he complied with their demands. I was reminded of this fic by recently asked for ‘ whipstitch’ by curiositykilled.

FOUND? Always walked a very thin line by tucuxi (T, 22k, NHS & WWX, JYL & WWX, WangXian)

I can't find the fic itself but I remember one that sounds exactly like this. It was one where WWX surrended to the cultivation world (maybe after Qiongqi Pass?) and was sentenced to be held by the Nie and not cultivate. There's a moment where LXC asks WWX to help him play Clarity for NMJ and WWX eventually has to tell him about his core.

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20. Hi, please help me with this.

There's this fic i read a while ago which is either a oneshot or is a short fic with a few chapters.

There's some disaster looming upon humans via a beast and to appease it, a human is given to this being as a sacrifice once every few years.

This time lan wangji is the one who got the lot to be a sacrifice, so he sets alone (i think lan huan may have accompanied him to the shore to send him off but I'm not entirey sure) on a boat on turbulent river waters to the cave this beast resides in. The tone of the fic is just like turbulent waters, grey and dark blues. Heavy. Grim.

Lan wangji arrives at his destination (a cave?) and sees a being breathing there with red eyes(I'm not sure about the description of the beast tbh but think this is it).

The beast is some type of dragon or is atleast partial dragon.

Nobody knows what the beast does to the human sacrifices so lan wangji do not know what to expect.

The beast somehow communicates with wangji what it wants with him (i don't know if the beast talks or if wangji is able to sense the beast's thoughts. 60% sure it is the latter)

The next details are muddled in my mind but the outline is similar to what follows.

The beast wants wangji to be a vessel for it. They have sex and wangji feels the beast as it is big. It deposits either an egg or it's energy into wangji for him to nurture it. That is the purpose the beast finds in these human sacrifices. Wangji is willing, self righteous as he is and as he knows this is what will help humans avoid disaster upon the hands of the beast. The baby will come out not as a human but like the beast.

The description of the act is not sexual for the sake of being sexual and it is not porn without plot. It is not rape or non con.

In the middle of the sex or after the sex, after the egg/energy is deposited in wangji the beast transforms. It is of course wei ying.

I think they arrive at an agreement out of love or out of the need to protect or out of respect. Both if them accept each other as partners.

The fic ends like that i think.

FOUND! burning bright by la_muerta (E, 4k, wangxian, dragon WWX, porn with plot, virgin sacrifice, light bondage, gags, mating cycles/in heat, mpreg, loss of virginity (via consensual monster fucking), size difference, happy ending)

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justaghostingon · 1 year

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Wei Ying does the Holy Grail War

A crossover with fate/stay night

Note: for those of u who don’t know, fate/stay night is a battle royale where seven mages summon seven heroes from the past and future to battle for a single wish.

The Teams:

Mo xuanyu - Wei Wuxian - Caster

Mo xuanyu summoned wei wuxian. He believes its because they are both driven by revenge. But in truth, he summoned Wei wuxian because of their shared drive and frustration with their unjust circumstances

Wei Wuxian complains about being back plenty of times, goofs off, and tries to get Mo xuanyu to relax

Mo xuanyu finds him frustrating but also a bit like an older brother

Wei wuxian for his part sees mo xuanyu as his chance to offer the support he so desperately needed in his last days, and to remind the boy not to give up on life

There fighting style is to keep to the shadows, often wei wuxian tries to pretend he’s not even a spirit

Lan wangji - Hua Cheng - Archer

Lan wangji does not approve of this war, the cost, or the cruelty it invokes

But! He is desperate for that wish, and a chance to wish wei wuxian back to life

That desperation, that willingness to do anything to save his beloved, summoned Hua Cheng

They work well together in a fight, but in their down time…

They hate each other

Lan wangji finds Hua Cheng’s arrogance agrivating, his unwillingness to follow the simplest order’s frustrating, and his handwriting a sin against nature

Hua cheng finds lan wangji cold, stuck up, and worst of all, he bares a grudge because lan wangji wants to fight jiang cheng, and jiang cheng summoned…

Jiang Cheng - Xie Lian - Saber

It was jiang cheng’s despair that summoned xie lian, the overwhelming feeling he let everyone down and lost everything

Jiang cheng and xie lian work well together, and get along realy well

Jiang cheng is reminded of his sister through xie lian’s gentle nature

Xie lian in turn is nostalgic for Mu Qing every second he listens to Jiang Cheng yell

Xie lian works hard to remind jiang cheng that he has waaaay farther to fall, and he should cheer up! He’s doing great! Bettee than xie lian!

Jiang cheng doesn’t have the heart to tell him that’s not a high bar

Jin Guangyao - shen Qingqiu - Assassin

When Jin Guangyao summoned Shen Qingqiu, the strategist of Cang Qiong mountain sect he was estatic! Finally a man who would understand what he’s been through, who’s just as ruthless as he is!

Alas, he did not get shen jiu, he got shen yuan, a posser pretending to be the strategist

He spends his time trying to make life better for the cute little students of lanling jin, lazing around, and trying to look clever

Jin guangyao is left wonderinf how dumb cang qiong mountain sect had to be if this was their best strategist

Nie Huaisang - Lou Binghe - beserker

Nie huaisang summoned lou binghe for one purpose only… revenge

And luo binghe with his OP everything, is more than happy to help this fan weilding man who reminds him just a bit of his shizun

Then he sees the spirit of nie huaisang’s arch nemisis, and turns into a sobbing maiden desperate to get shizun to notice him please!

In the background, Nie huaisang breaks his fan

A-Qing - Wen Qing - lancer

A-qing was not supposed to be in the war. She stole the relic from xue yang

The relic summoned Wen Qing, the legendary doctor

A-qing’s desire to bring back and protect xiao xingchen calls to wen qing’s own desire to protect wen ning

Armed with common sense, a-qing’s cunning, and needles, these two are the dark horse of this holy grail war

It helps that two other spirits reactions to seeing her is to start cryinf and hug her

Xue Yang - Mobei-jun - rider

Xue yang will not let anything get in between him and what he wants, even little blind.

He finds another relic and summons mobei-jun

Mobei jun has a soft spot for crazy small men who have no morals, but even xue yang gets on his nerves sometimes

No problem, mobei jun just picks him up by the scruff of his neck and holds him like s disgruntled kitten

Xue yang is a lot like a demon kid, mobei thinks he should ask shang qinghua if he wants to adopt some kids when he gets back

Xue yang does not apreciate this

And an honorary:

Lan sizhui - wen ning

Wen Ning is not an actually summoned spirit. He broke free from the jins and got rescued by lan sizhui when he found him in the woods

Lan sizhui proceeds to take him home and try to hide him, but lan jingyi found out

Lan jingyi was the one to come up with the plan of pretending they summoned wen ning to fight, so that they can have an excuse to bring Wen ning around and stop hiding him under lan sizhui’s bed

This unexpectedly works, since several masters are keeping to the shadows, lan jungyi and lan sizhui both feel very proud of themselves, but lan Wangji has all the angst about having to possibly face his son down the line, and could he realy do that?

Lucky for Lan Wangji, wei wuxian figures out what’s really going on pretty quick once he meets wen ning again.

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ac3-silvers · 5 months

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Is it weird for me to be worried about my latest hyperfixation/plot bunny?

Below the cut is an explaination.

Tl/dr: added a bunch of like pagan themes and my version of “western fantasy” and found family tropes and species bending to a Xianxia/Wuxia setting (MXTX triple fusion) and I’m worried people will find it problematic if I post it. All pagan stuff is also “weird” bc it’s my flavor of it and I add more bits when I write it for stories of any kind. Main guy mostly just acts as a dad and is always running around trying to avoid people who he doesn’t want to find him unless he needs to trade for certain things like fabric because everyone is suspicious of him and it gets worse when they learn he’s an “alternate type of cultivator” and actually foreign and stuff. Like, it’s HIM being assimilated and not the other way around even if he’s sharing like a couple crafts, what he grew up speaking and writing, some recipes and stuff you’d learn if you lived in the wilds and had an arborist-holistic doctor-type for a mom figure.

Edits: added more clarification, main concern is white savior and I’m doing as much as I can to avoid that bullshit but I’m still worried as fuck bc I don’t want to seem like an asshole or something.

Like, I tend to have phases for fandoms, sure, but I also have them for tropes/concepts I like to write.

So I’m in a MXTX/Danmei phase fandom wise, and I’m in a general “fix it before the shit can go south” phase, and now I’m layering on my paganism-in-everything phase once again and writing a “what if all MXTX novels are in the same world… and a very powerful druid-witch dude happens to stumble onto our favorite red-and-black boys and a (good number of) handful(s) of other fucked over kids… which activates his horrible, horrible dad instincts and he adopts every last one of them” thing.

It’s 3 chapters deep, has a bunch of random shit ranging from discussion of languages and their quirks, basic Irish lessons (bc teaching myself off and on for YEARS), pagan/wiccan shit (obviously), handicrafts, hunting, practical foraging and ultra-sustainable farming practices, how major religions stamp out smaller or “bad” ones…

It’s basically just what I write for my Og stuff but I’m not holding back at ALL and it’s MXTX. Main plot is MDZS but Binghe and Hua Cheng are the frustratingly ridiculous older brothers of the family that the dad-character is just sick and tired of listening to them pine and suspicious as hell about who they’re going after despite not wanting to even THINK about his boys being in romantic relationships with ANYONE.

Just… goofy happy but dramatic family shit and cute kids and teens bringing a shitload of foreign mythology and pagan culture and a hefty dash of my personal style of fantasy into the Xianxia/Wuxia world.

I just worry I might get flack for like destroying the culture and setting with… what I write about for the most part outside of like the vast majority of my fics.

Am I going nuts, or is this okay?

Edit for a clarification: I’m worried, as someone mentioned, of a white savior trope problem. I’m mainly trying to get out of that corner I seem to have driven myself in, but generally how it’s going so far is:

- cultivators are suspicious of foreign guy who’s apparently not just some weird merchant, this causes issues

- OC is more just trying to keep the kids he ends up running around with from doing stupid shit like pulling stupid stunts to be with people they declare their soul mates after like one brief interaction (and he fails a lot and gets all “I’m not mad I’m just disappointed. Now eat your dinner and go take a bath, you stink and are too thin again.”)

- major difference for whole setting is just some one off things here and there being introduced and made more common in a warped timeline (mostly just like fiber arts and some recipes and minor things that aren’t as obvious right off the bat like how ginkgo trees are in the same family as poison Ivy and stuff like that)

Generally the entire fic is just very done dad yelling at stupid teenagers for being stupid teenagers and having to dodge people who don’t like the weird wild man and judging him for not being able to read Chinese well and stuff.

Yet I’m still worried about white savior issues… because they’re an issue.

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TGCF Donghua

okay so I've been watching this shit since it was released and I'm fully enjoying waiting for the weekly episodes and I wanna rant about it because I love it so much but I do have some minor gripes

Bad chuchu out of the way first

I am not happy with how generic and unoriginal the designs for most of the supporting characters. Like yeah they still look somewhat different but when the pool of named characters will expand it will get harder and harder to tell people apart if they keep on going with this route. Almost everyone suffers from same face syndrome which I know is rampant in current anime I just wished they allowed for at least more dynamic silhouettes, hairstyles, and color palettes. It feels like a more toned down version of the character design in the manhua. Lang Qianqiu in the manhua is so easy to recognize because of his outfit and pei ming looks more like the bastard he is etc. Don't get me started on the design for Kemo, the manhua felt eh I feel like Kemo was too pretty and too slim but in the donghua its just he's a straight up orc idk, i feel like they could've done better. Pei Su looks very generic, I think out of everyone he's the most generic looking of them all. SQX, Ling Wen and Jun Wu are the best designs for the supporting cast and I think Banyue is also okay looking cause you can tell her apart from the rest so far.

I am super disappointed in Qi Rong's reveal because it doesn't feel as impactful in the book. In the book the reveal of him looking like Xie Lian was so dramatic to me I was like oh my god is that his brother? A twin? a doppelganger? And then Qi Rong just kinda looks like that, tbh his voice actor and his clothes are fine I think they fit. It's just weird how he suffers from same face syndrome. If they made everyone look less like each other making Qi Rong look like Xie Lian would have been so impactful and a really cool cliffhanger but they couldn't do that because even fucking Lang Qianqiu kinda looks like Xie Lian with lighter hair. Also the Fang xin design is alright on the clothes but the mask gives off a bit cheap however I get that it can't be super detailed and it still does its job so I can handwave that small pet peeve.

Also censorship we couldn't get Xie Lian falling on Hua Cheng's lap and so them trying to make up for that was super awkward LMAO, they could have solved this by making SQX fall right on Hua Cheng's chair so that they could justify why Xie Lian grabbed Hua Cheng and throws him but they didn't... and it's so awkward...

I think it was like Episode 2 of s2 that the animation feels weird, Mu Qing's face felt off to me idk what was going on it just felt like something went down but the next episode it was perfectly fine anyway.

Positives!!!

Something the manhua didn't have was Fu Yao and Nan Feng looking a bit like each other, that was so fucking funny and it's a great display of how much they hate each other and live rent free in each other's heads ong. I love that detail the donghua did I think that's smart.

The voice actors are so great in both dubs they're doing amazing (I haven't listened to the jp dub) I have no complaints I love their work

ONE of my favorite things about the donghua is being able to see Hua Cheng's expressions even when Xie Lian is doing something in the book so he wouldn't notice. I love seeing how pleased he is every time someone points out the intimacy with him and Xie Lian. Like in season 1 when Fu Yao is shocked/horrified that Xie Lian shared a bed with Hua Cheng, San Lang puts a hand on his chin and looks so fucking smug and happy. This happens a couple times in s2 as well someone will be like oh that's weird you're so like this with Hua Cheng and he becomes a smug cat it's great.

Another one I enjoy is during the beginning of the banyue arc when Xie Lian reveals to Fu Yao and Nan Feng that he's used to sleeping in squalor the camera goes to Nan Feng not revealing his face but clearly showing his guilt over what Xie Lian reveals. That's good shit.

Lan Chang picking a fight off screen, also cool, love seeing her. I like that she looks inconspicuous so for someone who doesn't know shit about tgcf they will not see *that* shit coming.

ALSO the men look kinda generic if they're not the mls but the girls are all gorgeous???? like the woman who was Hua Cheng's speaker, the girl who led Xie Lian further into the gambling den, XUAN JI, Banyue all the girls are unique without being so ostentatious and I love them. If you put them beside each other they all look like they're own thing but still on theme. From clothes, to hairstyle and colors it's easy to tell and that's good design. I also include SQX's female form cause she's gorgeous too.

The donghua I think adds to stuff I haven't read I'm not sure if this is because I have a bad memory but I don't recall reading a flashback of Lang Qianqiu and the failed robbery. But the message of that entire section was so fucking good. The way that what Lang Qianqiu said about 'maybe he shouldn't have intervened' and the sound effects UGh. It's so good, i love how the book tackles the morality of everything, breaking down Lang Qianqiu's firm positivity and believing in humanity but still promoting being kind and considerate through Xie Lian. This theme still carries on in the show and I think they're doing a great job.

GOD THE MUSIC in the donghua is so fucking good, I love it. The songs, the meanings, the beat it's all perfect I can't say anything more.

even though i'm disappointed in the character design choices the donghua is very solid, I love it a lot. It does come off as very expositiony sometimes but I think that's very prevalent in Chinese Wuxia and Xianxia. Probably weird for people who aren't used to the genre but to anyone who's seen something like it, it's not unbearable and it's kinda necessary because of how the book is written. Waiting for wednesday patiently whilst i draw huahua

There are so many fun details the Donghua adds that shows that they know the story and where it's going as well hinting at character stuff, it's so fun to spot those. Like Xie Lian's reaction to Hua Cheng biting the bun made me wanna claw my face that shit was good af.

#just many thoughts of how much i love the series #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx #donghua #tgcf donghua #hua cheng #xie lian

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lryghe · 9 months

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MDZS thoughts; adaptation and change

I may be leaning too much into my literature class roots, but I could (and may end up) writing an essay on how the live action version of MDZS ‘The Untamed’ drastically altered just sooo much to do with everything, including characterisation and my personal favourite to rant about; themes and concepts (if you’ve seen ANY of my other posts, you’ll know I talk a lot about this). I’ll have to remind myself to write ‘show’ or ‘live action’ instead of ‘film’ because my literature class has been studying change through adaption of Jane Austen novels into films and that’s really what boosted me to write this. As a preface, yes, this post will contain spoilers from both the original novel AND the live action show, and if anyone has made a post like this before, please link it to me because I would love to see someone talk about it!

To begin with, the characterisation is both parts my favourite and my worst enemy in the show. The live action completely changed like, everything to do with Wei Wuxian and his character arc. Both the novel and the show provide an introduction to his character based off his flirtatious ways, charismatic personality, and insane talents, but the more the show goes on the more it delves away from the original Wei Wuxian in the novel, who deals with tremendous amounts of guilt and shame for his actions, while carefully trying to keep up his balancing act, before finally just giving up and having his corpses eat him or whatever. It’s such a stupid thing to nitpick I know, but it's so important to the themes of MDZS (which is something I'll talk about later). Because there's a distinct lack of disgust Wei Wuxian feels towards himself for the atrocities he commits, his character deviates from someone who is working towards self-acceptance and penance for his actions, to an upright genius who has never done any wrong, a victim in everyone else's scheming. But that in itself is doing a disservice to him, because he did bad things, he and everyone in the cultivation world acknowledges this, but he worked past that! He died for his sins, he came back 13 years later and actively fixed his behaviours, took responsibility for his actions, and learned to live with himself. Wei Wuxian’s character development is incredibly important, and to make him some type of sacrificial lamb who has always been the victim eliminates half the premise of the novel. That’s not to say that I don’t like Xiao Zhan’s interpretation or acting though! I definitely think he’s incredible and did so good as Wei Wuxian, but the live action is so messy compared to the novel, so much so that it’s quite difficult to get to the core of the story.

On the topic of acting, I do quite like Lan Wangji’s live action interpretation, because dear lord, physical cues make it sooo much easier to like him (respectfully though, I am Lan Wangji’s biggest fan). In the novel it’s REALLY hard to move on from the fact that he has no outward reactions or anything to say that isn't ‘Wei Ying!’, but the drama did an incredible job of portraying how complex he actually is. Seeing his minute facial expressions in the drama was so important to his growth as a character, and the illustration of his growth and maturity is only emphasised through the live action (especially when they had the screentime to give him individual scenes with his brother to highlight the fact he’s not just a love interest for Wei Wuxian, he’s his Own Individual Character who is so cool!).

All of MXTX’s works stick to a central theme; redemption. Just think about it for a second. MDZS follows Wei Wuxian and his works towards forgiving himself for his actions as the Yiling Patriarch while also acknowledging that he was doing what he could to protect those he cared about (and very occasionally, himself), Lan Wangji silently standing by him in solidarity. In TGCF, Xie Lian strives over the course of 800 years to forgive himself and finds solace in Hua Cheng and his unconditional love and devotion. In Scum Villain, Shen Qingqiu’s very existence is defined by the grave (read: pickle pot) fate had begun to bury him in upon his transmigration, spending years attempting to reach salvation after the sins the original Shen Qingqiu had committed, eventually realising that he owed it to Luo Binghe to be better, to stay by his side, to help him find peace with his past actions. And unfortunately, this theme isn’t portrayed very well in the live action. The show places far more emphasis on how Wei Wuxian was always right regardless, meaning there was no need for the guilt and repentance. Of course, he deserves the world, and I would pluck the stars out of the sky should he ask (Lan Wangji Momenta), but it doesn’t erase the fact that this is a vital point to his character! He isn’t supposed to be invulnerable and have an instant happy ending! He and Lan Wangji work like dogs, unravelling decades worth of lies, solving a couple murders, ridding the world of a few serial killers, and so on and so forth before any type of safety is given, any type of redemption is reached.

Which brings me to another key theme in MDZS specifically. The idea of hard work. “Oh, but lryghe, this is such a reach, what are you even talking about?” LET ME COOK! Please! Nothing in MDZS comes easily, ever, which is great writing on MXTX’s part because who wants a novel where everything goes right every single time, and nothing is ever difficult? Things just so happen to work out for every other one of MXTX’s protagonists, but in MDZS everyone suffers for like, a really long time. I’d say about 15 years specifically (counting the war and its aftermath). Similarly to the novel, the live action delves into the idea of hard work and suffering as part of a process to achieve what you want. All characters are actively working towards what they want, they all have clear motivations, and they struggle, horrifically so in places. This is my third favourite thing about the live action, how it actually managed to bring something salvageable to the table in terms of themes and key ideas. Good for them!

My all-time favourite thing in terms of the live action adaptation is the physicality of it. The characters are right there, and the acting clearly explains their motivations in places. The costumes are incredible visual cues to their thoughts, which is something we don’t see in the MDZS novel since its all from Wei Wuxian’s perspective. I do have to say though, some characterisation moments does in fact piss me off astronomically. Why did Jiang Cheng have to have some type of tragic romance with Wen Qing? Why was Jin Guangyao the one pulling the strings to kill Yanli? I appreciate CQL so much because of this physicality but it could do without some of it I do think.

I ended up writing an essay. I’m sorry. If only my literature teacher could see me now... Mrs [redacted because what if I get sued?!], please give me an even higher grade on my next assessment, I deserve it. Also, this one isn’t as well thought out as it could have been, you’ll have to forgive me. I am in fact someone who spends too much time writing these thoughts instead of, oh I don’t know, focusing on my classes.

Words: 1271

Reading time: 4 mins

#mo dao zu shi #mdzs #this entire post is about the live action but im still so hesitant to tag it what if the locals attack me #the untamed #cql #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #lan wangji #tgcf #svsss #mxtx #i think its pretty clear why the untamed had to make some of these changes and it rhymes with “schmencorship”#wei wuxian meat riders pls don’t attack me

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liberty-or-death · 1 year

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Hua Cheng's Poem (Part 2) - The Song of Mourning (The full translation) (Yuan Zhen 元稹's Mourning 离思)

This is the full translation of “The Song of Mourning”. I’ve translated the whole thing so it’s easier to get a sense of the whole poem. (Annnnd, I just wanted to do it lol). The poet Yuan Zhen was married to his wife, Wei Cong so this poem was likely about her. @fwoopersongs has explained the historical context in greater detail!

TLDR: the first two segments are about how he loves his wife and their idyllic life. In the third segments he says his wife's the best. (ie. the best materials). The fourth segment talks about how his wife is incomparable and compares her to Mount Wu and the rippling sea. And the final segment talks about her passing. :(

Segment 1

自爱残妆晓镜中,

Loves looking at the remnants of her makeup in the mirror in the morning

环钗漫篸绿丝丛。

Her hairpin’s still stuck in her hair.

须臾日射胭脂颊，

Shortly after, the rising sun shines on her blush stained cheeks.

一朵红苏旋欲融。

Like a red flower blooms and melts

Segment 2

山泉散漫绕阶流，

The mountain springs flow gently through the steps

万树桃花映小楼。

Ten thousand peach blossoms line the small tower

闲读道书慵未起，

I flip through my Taoist books lazily without getting up

水晶帘下看梳头。

As I look down at you comb your hair behind the crystal veil.

(The image of a beautiful person behind the veil is a common recurring theme in poetry. In ancient times, the crystal veils were made of top notch material, so it was supposed to be almost translucent. During the Tang Dynasty, the glass was imported so it was regarded as a gem and loved by the aristocrats.)

Segment 3

红罗著压逐时新，

Hongluo, that has been pressed (a weaving technique), is always used in the pursuit of fashionable prints.

(Hongluo refers to red gauze curtains)

吉了花纱嫩麴尘。

An embroidery of a crested myna is dyed in delicate colour of wine.

第一莫嫌材地弱，

Please don’t be the first to say these materials are too weak

些些纰缦最宜人。

The thinly wrapped silk is the most pleasant

Segment 4

曾经沧海难为水，

If you’ve experienced the rippling sea, you won’t be attracted to water anywhere else

除却巫山不是云。

If you’ve been enchanted by the wind and cloud of Wushan (Mount Wu), you won’t be attracted to the clouds of other scenery

取次花丛懒回顾，

Even amidst all the flowers, I’m lazy to take another look. (The “flowers” refer to the prostitutes in the brothers or women)

半缘修道半缘君。

This is because, half of it the reason is due to a Tao cultivator’s pure mind, and the half is because of the you that I once had.

(I’ve previously explained Segment 4 in detail)

Segment 5

寻常百种花齐发，

When the hundred different flowers were blooming

偏摘梨花与白人。

I just had to pick a white pear flower for you, my fair one

(The white pear flower was used to symbolise a lady’s tears in ancient poetry)

今日江头两三树，

But now I’m like the two or three trees that stand by the river.

可怜和叶度残春。

It’s pitiful there’re only leaves that spend the rest of spring with me.

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Hua Cheng’s Poem (Part 1) - “The Song of Mourning: Fourth Segment”

#poetry #yuan zhen #hua cheng #tgcf #tgcf meta

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moviesstoriesandbooks · 2 years

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Thots on Kinnporsche ep 10

1) Shots of all the couples at this point in the story remind me of that time when SVSSS and Heavenly official's blessing and mdzs were releasing simultaneously and the latter two were being lovey dovey ( hua cheng and taizi dianxia sharing bed , lan wangji n wwx being married n doing married tings) , while svss was like " Bitch ima f*ck you up" version of binghe fucking sqq up. Like you get what I'm saying

2) tawan is ded.

3) i did NOT know our boi was gonna be traitor . He got sliced like salmon. RIP

4) Big . He was like , I couldn't live for kinn like you did porsche(wink wink). But i can die for him and i respect him . Must be tough to listen to them get it on everyday and not wanna unalive.

5)chay my baby. You've never done anything wrong in your life and i would kill for you.

6) remember when we all were going gaga goo goo over the trailer scene on the white bed during daytime , thinkin it would be them having some lovely sweet lovemaking . Yeah farts all around apparently.

7) they really forgot about pete huh. Kinn , you've got a long way to go before you become the actual boss.

8) the first time we're actually seeing tankhun so shaken. Tong a very good actor. Genuinely amazing casting( like we've all agreed on)

9) jeff. Another amazing casting.ike he slayed as kim tonight. We saw that kim can handle a gun with as much ease and elegance as he plays a guitar.

10) porchay still doesn't know that kim js kinn's brother. And porsche still doesn't know that chay and kim are a thing. Is that why kim left?? Are we gonna get kimchay love story growth?? Please i want more of them.. I'm getting more and more invested in them by the moment. (amazing fanfictions on ao3 btw)

Side note : jeff looked so so HOT screaming "Chay!" and then kickin ass. Like 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

#kinnporsche #apo nattawin #mile phakphum #tong thanayut #barcode tinnasit #perth #thai boys love series #thai drama #asian lbgtq dramas #build #vegaspete #kimchay #jeff satur

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themapletrail · 1 year

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Stay Away Goddess-Part I

A new goddess recently ascended. She's fire, literally. Her aura is so strong that anyone barely has the guts to speak in front of her or against her. Cao Fangjie. She's a martial goddess, taking over West alongside Qi Ying.

Although she's young, sprightly, beautiful and kind, in most situations, she's also snarky, witty and... notorious, to put it gently. She and Qi Ying often get into brawls for fun. One fine day, she crosses paths with Xie Lian. She's not really ignorable, with her wild platinum hair and contrasting black attire, she can't go unnoticed. But his royal highness just bowed to her in greeting and left? Didn't even look back?

She wasn't offended, no no. But she was curious, not at all missing the two fingers Xie Lian pressed to his temple, chatting with his rumored beloved. She huffed and decided to let it slide. After all, XL was the strongest martial God.

Another time she clashed ways with Xie Lian wasn't actually with Xie Lian. She was strolling through the mortal realm with a deputy general. Sensing a strong essence of evil, she decided to take a look at which ghost this powerful was randomly lounging here.

When her eyes caught the sight of Blood red maple robes, sharp eyebrows, and deep obsidian eyes, fixated on the flower crown he was sewing in his lap, she felt her heart skip a beat. The youth was not more than seventeen but his build was very fine, hiding muscles under those fitting robes.

He was seated on the grass field all alone, focusing on the task in hand. Dianxia had said he'd be back in a minute or so and thus Hua Cheng was keeping himself busy with this. He smiled at his handy work when the white flowers were finally sewn together in that crown. It would be more beautiful when donned by his highness.

As if sensing a strong hindrance in the array he set near that field, he whipped his head to find a black clad lady standing by the field. Her hair was abnormally white and she was sporting a short expression. As if caught in staring, the lady blushed and ducked her head. Hua Cheng raised an eyebrow to himself but decided to ignore the intruder.

Cao Fangjie thought the youth was very cute but a little weird, sitting all alone in a field, surrounded by an array. Could he be a god's little brother? Her question was answered when a familiar God walked out from the trees behind. It was Xie Lian, donning his humble white attire and bamboo hat.

Multiple ideas swarmed in her head, how easy would it be to reach out to this handsome youth through his highness. But her thoughts were disturbed when Xie Lian lowered his head to place a kiss on Hua Cheng's lips. Cao Fangjie's eyes widened in surprise.

So this was his highness's beloved!? T-this is Crimson rain sought flower? The terror of the heavens!? She watched as Hua Cheng smiled at Xie Lian and placed the flower crown on his head. They were both so wrapped up in their little bubble that they didn't even notice how a goddess was staring at them from afar.

After that day, Cao Fangjie was found in libraries and the civil Gods' office. When asked, she was researching about Hua Cheng. And there were so many texts about him that she didn't dare carry that on.

Finally, getting bored from the books, she Descended in the mortal realm. Ghost city to be specific. Her appearance this time was different, her hair was still white, tied in a braid resting on her shoulder but her stature was thin and seductive, hidden under gray robes which didn't contain any heavenly jewelry.

She had done her research about ghost city, so it was only natural that the first place she went in was the gambler's den. She stood in front of the curtains, by the long table. She could somewhat make out the line of a certain someone lounging on the divan behind the red veil.

"Greetings madam, please put forward your bet." The croupier spoke formally. Cia Fangjie smiled slightly and spoke in a confident tone, "I would like to bet 100 years of my life in return for Chengzhu's hand in marriage." Silence permeated the air. Each and every head turned towards her Even the figure behind the veil sat upright on hearing this.

#hualian #tgcf hua cheng #jealousy #xie lian #tgcf fanfic #tgcf san lang #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #fanfic

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jodie comer and sandra oh could do interview with the vampire and jacob anderson and sam reid could do killing eve

67 notes - Posted November 23, 2022

love how no one is bringing up the fact that katya's upbringing in the convent has exactly everything to do with her denying her feelings for sophie while also explaining why she would betray goncharov in the first place

85 notes - Posted November 20, 2022

I have a theory that all of bssr's disciples have such shit luck after descending the mountain because bssr and her disciples have been worshiping the crown prince who pleased the gods for years

bssr has been in seclusion for so long, that she doesn't know that the crown prince has fallen twice and ascended three times as three different gods

she doesn't know that the they all pray to the crown prince for luck, that the worse their luck will get

100 notes - Posted February 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

@agendratum made me think about jiang disciple meng yao

Meng Yao knows that he's being brought to lotus pier to prove a point, the point being, "If you can do that, so can I."

what he doesn't know is that it's one part pettiness, and two parts removing a problem for his new madam's best friend, but it's not like it matters, his mother is dead, and Yu Furen paid the price the brothel demanded without batting an eye, she even bought him new clothes

he does not call her mother, and he is not expected to, but he is expected to train with Yu Furen's personal maids, rather than with his shidis, no matter how much wei ying and Jiang Cheng hound him to join them, instead

for Jiang Fengmian, Meng Yao follows Wei Ying's example, and calls him sect leader in public, and uncle to his face

he is still expected to develop his golden core, and he still receives his own sword

his father visits lotus pier, along with his legal wife and his legitimate son, but they don't know that Meng Yao has lived up to his surname

they do not know that Meng Yao is the eldest brother among two younger brothers and one younger sister, nor do they know the way all three of them follow after him, not until they see it for themselves

his father doesn't like it, and insists, drunkenly, that Meng Yao means to steal his shimei away from her fiance, he even goes as far to grab the front of Meng Yao's robes and demand the truth, even if Meng Yao has already told it.

he has no such designs on Jiang Yanli, but when he insists, a closed fist raises to come flying at his face, and Meng Yao forces his eyes shut, but the hit never comes

instead, he's dragged out of his father's grip, and pulled behind his shidis, and his shimei standing beside him while she tries to hold him up, both of their knees shake while Wei Ying and Jiang cheng try to argue respectfully to Jin Guangshan

in the end, they're discovered by Jiang Fengmian, and all three brothers are made to kneel in the ancestral hall, but Jiang Yanli still smuggles her brothers their lunches

Meng Yao doesn't dare argue when he's set onto a boat with all three of his siblings and sent to Gusu to study for a year, nor does he blink when he's asked to keep Wei Ying in line for as long as he can

103 notes - Posted January 24, 2022

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Favorite Webnovel Women Submissions

Submissions End: Saturday, May 18th, 2024

Rules:

Must canonically be female or female-adjacent (includes canon trans women!)

Must be from a web novel or WN-adjacent

One character per response

Submit as many responses as you want

Tag: #favorite wn women tournament

[Last Updated: May 3rd, 2024] - (Spoilers - Resetting Lady, MAJOR 2ha, QJJ, MDZS, TGCF, Yuwu, Tai Sui, etc.)

Submissions

A-Qing from Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation / MDZS

Submission: Incredibly clever. Fakes blindness to survive as a street orphan and pickpocket people. Successfully deceives a magnificent liar into believing she's really blind for years. Tries to hinder said liar's schemes and save people from him even after she's dead and actually blind and unable to speak.

Bai Rong from Thousand Autumns

Submission: She's funny, pretty, and goes through a great character arc.

Chu Yue from Global Examination / GUEE / QQGK

Submission: She is the best friend anyone could ever have, and she is compassionate and kind despite the horrible things she's had to endure. She's a vital part in taking down The System (TM).

Fu Wanqing from The Beauty’s Blade

Submission: Okay, I haven't actually read the novel yet, but I've heard that she's sexy, narcissistic, shameless, chaotic neutral, and very thirsty over her female love interest Yu Shengyan. Not the deepest character out there, but very fun.

Gu Xiang from Faraway Wanderers / TYK

No propaganda submitted

Han Sooyoung from ORV

Submission: I can't even begin to explain the real reason so I'll just. She's everything. Consumes my every waking thought. Someone else please take the lead and add propaganda for me

Hua Xiangyi from Qiang Jin Jiu

Submission: Surprisingly skillful player in a complicated political arena. Her love interest is her stepdaughter (same age as her).

Jiang Yanli from Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Submission: She is the sweetest person to ever exist. She's a wonderful big sister to her brother Jiang Cheng and her shidi/adoptive brother Wei Wuxian. She is not just a sister but also very maternal to them, as her parents are not the best. She is also the mother of Jin Ling, but sadly died before she could raise him. Her husband, Jin Zixuan, died in a confrontation with Wei Wuxian, but she did not blame him and even sacrificed herself for him. She would've made the best mother to Jin Ling, just as she was the best sister to Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian. She also makes the best soup ever. I would die to taste her soup. Then I would come back to life because that's how much the soup nurtures you.

Jian Lan from Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF

Submission: She has unconditional love for her very disgusting and disturbing undead fetus child. That's a mother right there.

Ling Wen from Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF

[No Propaganda Submitted]

Lin Jingshu from Can Ci Pin

[No Propaganda Submitted]

Lin Wanyue from Female General and Eldest Princess

Submission: She's a lesbian general. Joined the army as her (deceased) twin brother to get revenge after her entire village was murdered. Rose through the ranks to become the legendary Flying General. Fell in love with a princess. Married her. Adopted her dead best friend's daughter. Faked her own death. The list goes on.

Liu Mingyan from The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Submission: Head disciple of Xian Shu Peak. Said to be so beautiful she wears a veil over her face so as to not distract others. Writes popular erotic fanfiction about her older brother's shixiong/her shibo and his male disciple.

Li Xian from Female General and Eldest Princess

Submission: Lesbian princess who is excellent at manipulating people and schemes all day every day. The girlboss of all time.

Luo Qingyang (Mianmian) from Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Submission: She stood up against a whole bunch of powerful men and dared to speak a different opinion. Then she just up and left the cultivation world because she had no more time for their bullshit. At the end of the novel, she's a rogue cultivator married to a former merchant with her own daughter named Mianmian. We should all be like her.

Mansha from Female General and Eldest Princess / FGEP

Submission: Queen of one of the Hun tribes. Has an...interesting relationship with another female character, Luo Yi. Badass and clever. I want her to step on me.

Murong Mengze from Yuwu / Remnants of Filth

Submission:

Okay, this is a tricky one. Major spoilers ahead. Murong Mengze was born biologically male but raised as a woman for her protection by her mother, who used medicine to make Mengze appear female. For most of the novel, Murong Mengze has a female identity and is referred to with female pronouns. At the end of the novel, it seems she is set to reveal herself as a man after taking control of Chonghua, and the narration refers to her with male pronouns at the very end. We don't actually see her unveil herself as a man, though. I'd say that she counts as a transgender woman, but it's okay to disqualify her. Anyway, the real propaganda is that she is an excellent puppeteer, pulling the strings behind the scenes without anyone realizing for a very long time. She controls the kingdom of Chonghua at the end of the novel.

Nagsi Jiya from Clear and Muddy Loss of Love / JWQS

[No propaganda submitted]

Nangong Jingnu from JWQS / Clear and Muddy Loss of Love / JWQS

[No propaganda submitted]

Ning Yingying from The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Submission: She goes through great character development. At first, she's dense and kind of annoying, even a little selfish. But she grows up to be a strong, intelligent, and intuitive woman.

Qiyan Agula from Clear and Muddy Loss of Love / JWQS

[No propaganda submitted]

Qi Zhuyin from Qiang Jin Jiu

Submission: Female general in love with her stepmother. Known as the Wind Guiding the Scorching Plains.

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Sha Hualing from The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

Submission: I can't stand her and yet I love her. What does that tell you?

Song Qiutong from The Husky and His White Cat Shizun / 2ha

Submission: I just think it would be funny to have her here.

Su Xiyan from The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System

[No propaganda submitted]

Wei Chengxiang from Tai Sui

Submission:

Wei Chengxiang is one of the most important characters in Tai Sui. She's the impoverished foil to the rich kid protagonist, and she becomes one of his most important friends. She grows up to travel the world, joining the most downtrodden, powerless people on her continent and helping fight for them to have a better life. She dresses like a boy as a child in order to work factory jobs, and once she's grown up, she continues to dress in "men's clothes" despite living as a woman. She trades sassy backtalk with one of the most terrifying people in history. She has kickass gambling-themed cultivation powers. She gives her friends handmade embroidered new years gifts. She has a permanent magic wound on her face in the shape of a tear track. She goes on a revenge quest and succeeds! She kills the people that hurt her loved ones and eventually contributes to the downfall of the entire societal system that abused her. She goes from impoverished orphan to founder of a rebuilt nation, and she never once stops being wise as hell and cool as hell in that time, even when she's facing unfathomable odds. I love her.

Wen Qing from Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Submission: She is everything! She doesn't get enough screen time in the novel, but that proves just how amazing she is to make such an impression in spite of it. She is a great big sister, to both her brother Wen Ning and the protagonist Wei Wuxian. She is stern but kind. She's a doctor. She throws needles at people. She's everything!

Ye Wangxi from The Husky and His White Cat Shizun / 2ha

“Among the 72 glorious cities of Rufeng Sect, there is not even one man.” - Ye Wangxi, The Husky and His White Cat Shizun, Chapter 215 (Wiki)

Submission: Righteous, dignified, loyal, brave, etc.

Mod Propaganda: The “last gentleman” in Rufeng Sect, according to Taxian-jun, who she fought to the end in the first timeline when the Rufeng Sect leaders had already bailed

Youqin from Female General and Eldest Princess / FGEP

Submission: She's incredibly loyal. She fell in love with the protagonist but accepted that her feelings were unrequited and still dutifully served Lin Wanyue. She was originally an expert in espionage and poisons but became a doctor. She adopted a baby and taught her how to be an even greater doctor. She's very underrated and deserves to be appreciated.

Yushi Huang from Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF

Submission: She slit her own throat to save her country. She's very compassionate and always willing to help others. She also gives people vegetables.

Zhao Qindan from Tai Sui

Submission:

Zhao Qindan is a smart, generally talented rich girl that grows up extremely sheltered as a result of her family's power. When she's introduced, she's very much the naive rich girl archetype. Then, as a young adult, she's almost forced into a heinous arranged marriage, and the main character has to step in to save her. She's suddenly thrown into the real world in the aftermath as she flees her family, and she's utterly unprepared to deal with this. But! Over the next nine years, once out from her family's thumb, Zhao Qindan grows up into an intellectual powerhouse. She takes up the cause of the poor and downtrodden, and she learns about the system of sexism that drove her to her own desperate situation (the arranged marriage). She becomes a renowned debater and public intellectual, and she later begins to write for one of the continent's first newspapers. She eventually becomes one of the most respected reporters on the entire continent, shaping public opinion near-single-handedly, and she helps dismantle the social systems that led to both her family's unfair privileges and her near-miss forced marriage. She lives for two hundred years and never marries, reaching old age as an internationally beloved and respected author. She's unbelievably cool. Dandan ILY.

Dealer’s Choice

Carynne Hare from Resetting Lady

I normally don't like the “crazy/mentally ill murderer” trope, but Resetting Lady does it SO FUCKING WELL. Every single character in this story is so fucked up, and Carynne's struggle with reality due to her belief she's in a book is part of the mystery itself.

She's brutal and cruel and really just wants to be free from the endless regressions. She's the victim of having to be the Kind Female Lead that falls in love despite the hardships she faces, and she hates it! Why does she have to constantly be killed by the people around her? Why is she the only one who resets? Why should she (possibly) have to fall in love to finally die? Why can't she get revenge, even if they “haven't done anything yet”?

Isella Evans from Resetting Lady

I adore a villainess nepo baby with fucked up thoughts about romance and beauty. The manhwa shows her father's thinking about marriage as a business deal with “loving coming later” when he constantly has affairs with beautiful women & her mother's happiness with the butler. She is NOT a good person by any means, which makes her such an excellent character by refusing to make her earnest wish to find love with Raymond somehow a redeeming feature.

She’s also (seemingly) the first person to realize Carynne, the main character, is killing people and go, “Hey, this is kind of fucked up.” The scene where Carynne is trying to kill her once Isella figured it out is so nerve-wracking and stressful because despite her being the villainess, you don’t (or at least I didn’t) want her to die, but you also don’t want her to reveal Carynne’s crimes. She’s a spoiled and cruel child but a child nevertheless.

Suggestions/Undecided

(Submit to make sure these characters get in! A lot of these are characters I like and/or heard of but don't know well enough to write propaganda for)

Shu Yanyan from Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know

ORV - Jung Heewon, Lee Sookyung, Uriel, Lee Jihye, Yoo Sangah, Anna Croft, Yoo Mia, Lee Seolhwa, Shin Yoosung

Rejected

Meredith Blitzmeyer from Nimona

Reason: Not from a web novel.

#not a poll #submissions #favorite wn women tournament #queue #prev tournament tag:#favorite wn woman tournament #my submissions

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hulijingemperor2 · 8 months

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A ceremony starts~~

Hua cheng: *bowing to A-Yao, patriotically ~ being a hulijing citizen~

Yao: *signaling his attendants to bring something on a platter.

Yao: you're the image of hulijings, as well as my empire.

As an ambassador you must maintain the peace and preserve healthy bonds between the hulijings, Kitsunes and Gumihos. And for the mortals and cultivators, you must promote our culture and represent the empire.

Between the fox spirits, you must guard them and inforce a healthy flow of cultural identity.

Do you accept?

Hua cheng; yes Huangdi..

Yao: you may stand.

Drop all formalities.

*fastens a fox shaped brooch on him* this is your signature, and identity as the empire's ambassador.

Hua cheng: *bow* thank you, Huangdi. I'm grateful!

Yao: I wish you goodluck.

Also I'm very pleased to have such a notorious member as yourself, in my empire.

Xue yang: congrats bro. Here's a bottle of liquor.

Hua cheng: thanks dude.

Treat Yao huangdi well. He's brilliant.

Xue yang: obviously. My hot boss is my ride or die.

Hua cheng: lol did you just call him hot?!

Xue yang: yes.

Mo xuanyu: we're his simps after all.

Hua cheng: well he is gorgeous but I think it's improper to have a crush on your Huangdi. And besides, I only have eyes for my gege.

I'm happy being his hubby and a hulijing citizen.

Mo xuanyu: that's so sweet.

Hua cheng: you guys want to come over for dinner?

Su she: who's cooking?

Hua cheng: gege. My husband.

Mo xuanyu: oh (yikes].

Xue yang: can't be worst than Lan lips cooking! Am I right.

Hua cheng: nah gege is the best cook.

Su she: Lan lips and xie lian should have a cook off.

Hua cheng: gege will win, I'm sure.

Team dimple: we agree!

Hua cheng: what do you think, Huangdi?

Yao: I think they may tie.

Hua cheng: we'll see.

Su she: um, Hua cheng, would you do me a favour?

Hua cheng: what do you need?

Su she: *pulls him aside* can you sculpt a 1 foot Yao huangdi statute for me? Standing with his nine tails and hensheng or a fan?

You see i have a statue. But I need another for my shrine.

Hua cheng: I can relate dude, cuz I have a shrine of my own. Of xie lian

I never sculpted someone who's not gege though. Anyways I'll see what I can do.

Su she: thanks.

And I'll pay you too.

$5000 taels.

Hua cheng: sounds like a plan.

But you know, i don't do things for money.

Su she: take it.

I insist.

Hua cheng: ok dude. Thanks.

Are you all up for Ghost City?

Huangdi?

Yao: sure, ambassador Cheng. Thanks for the invite.

Xue yang: yea bro!

Next day,

Team D and A-Yao were getting ready to leave for Ghost City.

A-Yao wore golden robes as always, as well as a gold and red Kitsune mask

Instead of his hat, he wore his Huangdi's guan and two large peony hairpins next to it.

Minshan wore his Misty spell mask, mask, and both xue yang and Mo xuanyu wore black cat eyed masks.

All to into the Ghost City aesthetics.

(Basically mxy and sms used their chenqing Ling masks)

Xue yang: supermodel, you're looking really gorgeous. Can I see your dimple?

Yao: *takes off mask*

Xue yang: *kisses* so generous of Yao huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege is just waw!

Yao: thank you very much, darlings.

Su she: you look so glamorous.

Yao: Ah, Shanshan. You do too. *puts back on his mask*

Su she: with this ugly mask? Haha.

Yao: it reflects your strength and skill.

And I love it.

Su she: awww. I appreciate your opinion, Huangdi.

By the way, the teleportation talismans are ready.

Yao: excellent.

Hua cheng: *barging in* sorry I'm late!! Yao huangdi! *panting*

Yao: greetings Hua cheng. Weren't we supposed to meet you there. Why did you come in a hurry.

Hua cheng: I forgot all about butcher Zhu.

He might fight you guys thinking you're trespassers or a threat. The guy hates outsiders.

And he had a hot temper.

Mo xuanyu: ohhhh, like dage.

Su she: *laughing*

Hua cheng: Huangdi's hot headed sworn brother?

Team d: that's the one!

Yao: lol.

Yao: I understand you, ambassador Cheng. He must be loyal to you.

Hua cheng: yea we're tight.

So if I pick you up here, then he'll know that you're my guests.

Yao: delightful then. Thank you for escorting us. You're too kind.

Xue yang: would Mr. Zhu like two jars of severed tongues?

He just has to pay me a suppliers price.

Hua cheng: well he sells human meat, so I guess he'll be interested.

What's your suppliers price?.

Xue yang: $250.

Or just 15% of the profit. I don't care. Jiggy is taking care of me.

Hua cheng: lol. Well talk to him then.

Xue yang: yea.

Su she: *activates his talismans*

Ghost City 📍🧧.

They appeared among the magnificent city, doused in red and alive with the unalive. Ghost City was like a large nighless fair or a market illuminated by red lanterns and fire. Despite being populated by various ghosts, spirits and a few yokai, the city had their own gambler's den.

Hua cheng: how's the city?

Yao: breathtaking! Just breathtaking.

I love all the red.

Mo xuanyu: your Ghost subjects looks so alive.

Hua cheng: haha! You think?!

Su she: they're just living life, buying and selling things, and going their way.

Hua cheng: yea. Unbothered right?

Xue yang I'll ask~~ wait. Where is he?

Mo xuanyu: he was just here.

Shanshan.

Su she: look, I don't babysit gremlins.

Yao: *sighs* not again, lol.

Yin Yu: same, Su Zongzhu. I'm only occupied with serving my master, Hua Chengzhu.

Su she: I'm also devoted to huangdi.

Yin yu: we're so lucky to have such ideal people to serve.

Su she: right.

Do you? *blush* daydream about him?

Like how I do with Huangdi?

Yin yu: yes yes yes! All the time!

Su she: hmm.

So we see your lord and my lord are friends. We should be besties too.

Yin yu: I would love that!

Xue yang: *flirting with some demon ladies*

Xue yang: do you guys want to party with me?

You're really cute.

Ladies: *giggling*

Xue yang: you guys have to share me with the emperor of Hulijings by the way.

Hot guy like you in thr emperor's harem?

The hulijing emperor has some nice taste.

Xue yang: yea he has me and team dimple in a chokehold.

Xue yang: you know, I turned my enemy into a fierce corpse. Actually I have a whole army of fierce corpses.

Oh woww.

Xue yang; yea they worship me too.

But they love Jiggy too. Who doesn't like Jiggy.

Jiggy is really hot.

I can cook if you guys want.

Oh my goodness!

He can cook!!!

Yao: *in a feminine voice* oh tell me more na, yangyang.

Xue yang: well Jiggy is really sexy and~~ *turns around* Aahhhh! Jiggy, what?! Where did you get that voice from?!

It's kinda attractive tho.

Yao: stop fooling around. *hands him candy*

Xue yang: *hugs arm* Jiggy! Jiggy!

Demon ladies: *bowing* greetings fox spirit emperor.

And our Ghost king.

Yao: please discard your formalities.

Hua cheng: hey guys.

Was xue yang troubling you?

No my lord.

Hehehehehehe.

Xue yang: call me!

Hua cheng: my assistant, Yin yu will show you the butcher's place.

Xue yang: cool.

Yin Yu: right. Let's go, xue xiong.

Mo xuanyu: Hua cheng where's your hubby?

Hua cheng: making dinner back at Paradise Manor for us.

Mo xuanyu: hmm. More delicious than what Lan lips make.

Yao: that's so delightful. And your Paradise Manor must be splendid as well.

Hua cheng: of course.

It's always splendid.

Paradise Manor 🧧.

*walking down the crimson hall*

Hua cheng: want to enjoy wine and coutesans after, Huangdi?

Yao: absolutely.

How can I reject a host's treat.

Hua cheng: great!

And you can use them to pleasure you if they want.

Yao: oh no no. I don't exploit them. I only admire their skill, and respect them.

Hua cheng: you're a very ideal Huangdi.

I'm also aware that exploiting is prohibited in your empire.

Yao: yes.

Hua cheng: they will devoutly perform for you, Huangdi.

~in the banquet hall~

*coutesans dancing*

Mo xuanyu: imagine if Lan lips belly dance.

Xue yang: ew.

Su she: to impress who?!

Not my Huangdi, I'm sure.

Yao: your courtesans are very talented. I commend you.

Xue yang: city never sleeps.

Hua cheng: mhm.

Yao: should I gift them anything? To show my appreciation?

Hua cheng: you don't need to.

But they do like pretty outfits.

Yao: so be it then.

Hua cheng: gege!

Xie lian: *enters with some attendants* Sang Lang! Dinner is ready.

Hua cheng: mmmm smells nice. You're so perfect. *kisses*

Gege, Huangdi is here.

Yao: greetings Dianxia. *bow*

Xie lian: the hulijing Huangdi doesn't need to bow.

I should bow to you.

Yao: but you're a God after all.

Higher than Huangdi.

Xie lian: haha, don't make me feel shy.

After all, my husband is a fox spirit, hence he's your citizen.

If I show my respect, then it would make him happy.

Yao: he had built many temples and sculpted many statues in your honour.

Xie lian: *laughing* should we bow to each other then?

Yao: sounds like a plan.

Mo xuanyu: what an epic bowing loop.

Xue yang: they also sound almost the same*

(Mdzs Jin guangyao and tgcf Xie lian once shared the same voice actor** but it changed)

Mo xuanyu: yea, but Yao gege sounds more hot.

Anyways, greetings Dianxia. I'm mo xuanyu

Xie lian: nice to meet you!

Su she: and I'm Su Minshan.

Xue yang: I think you know me already. *wink*

Xie lian: yea the mischief maker.

Xue yang: you're right. I like chaos.

Xie lian: Yao Huangdi, how's Rusong?

Yao: he's doing great! Thanks for asking.

He was a part of the elite conference.

Xie lian: marvelous. Your Rusong is brilliant and well refined.

Yao: thank you.

Xie lian: Yao huangdi, I made food.

*uncovers*

The meat looked like charcoal, the soup looked like seasoned water, the veggies were withering away, and the mushrooms looked as if it was growing another mushroom.

At least the rice came out presentable.

A but sticky but presentable.

Hua cheng: these are all making me so hungry.

Yao: delightful, Dianxia. Thank you.

Mo xuanyu: your food looks just like Zewu Jun's.

Xue yang: bro I'm starving.

Su she: thanks for dinner, Dianxia. But whats this bowl of dirt for?

Xie lian: *laughing* Su Minshan, that's not dirt! I tried to make baozi but it burnt a little.

Su she: ah. (Burnt a little?!

As questionable as this looks, I must eat. For the sake of saving Huangdi's face.)

Xie lian: do eat. I made it with love. My food is maybe missing a little salt though.

If the pork look as if it's moving, just whack it with your hand.

Yao: s...sure.

Hua cheng: I love me some whack-a-pork. It's my favourite dish.

Xie lian: that's why I made it, Sang Lang.

Hua cheng: awww.

Xie lian: Yao Huangdi, I'm so happy that you made my hubby the protector and ambassador of Hulijings.

You're very sweet.

Yao: no problem.

Su she: *suffering from an upset stomach*

Mo xuanyu: *feeling drowsy* why is every thing spinning.

Xue yang: *slapping the porkchop* WHACK! hahhahahahahaha!!!

Hua cheng: *eating* Team d, are you ok?

Xie lian: my food isn't for the faint hearted. Are you enjoying, Yao Huangdi?

Yao: ah yes. Well xue yang's tongue tea built my gut.

Xie lian: lovely!

Yao: you're always so cheerful.

Xie lian: thank you!

By the way, Yin Yu had arranged a room for you four. *smile*

Yao: delightful. Thank you very much.

~~~

Later on, in their room.

Mo xuanyu: *lying in bed*

Su she: *vomiting*

Yao: *drinking medicine*

Xue yang: *lying on the floor* my ass is on fire.

Ay. Supermodel, how are you?

Yao: my stomach is in fact aching. But this concoction is soothing.

Xue yang: oh gosh.

Mo xuanyu: I still believe that he can cook better than Lan lips.

Xue yang: yea I agree.

Su she: of course he can.

#the huli jing emperor #meng yao #hulijing emperor 2

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