#i am an idiot your honor

[jedi-starbird]

No one ever tells Obi-Wan that he is his Master's padawan.

Of course, for most people who had known Qui-Gon Jinn, telling someone else they resembled the the man would in fact be a thinly veiled insult. But still, Obi-Wan feels the absence of comparisons almost as strongly as he feels the absence of his Master.

There is no one for Obi-Wan to push against now, no strong presence at his side, ready to grab him by scruff and pull him back from another reckless stunt. It's an odd feeling. He has been set loose against his wishes. There is no one to his left and Anakin at his heels, but Anakin had needed, still needs, a strong, gentle figure for his prickly but sensitive heart. For even their worst bickering could not hold a candle to the scathing remarks he and Qui-Gon had shot at each other and Obi-Wan knows he cannot push and needle Anakin in the same way.

When Qui-Gon had been alive they had been an amusing, mirrored pair, the maverick and his rule-following padawan. Opposites clashing against each other, yet working together to complete the most difficult missions. Few saw that Qui-Gon's impertinence had indeed rubbed off on his padawan, cultivated from that small, angry initiate, because the only way to rebel against the rule-breaker had been to parrot the Council fastidiously. No one would ever get to see that again. Obi-Wan is one half of a mirrored pair trying to complete a routine on his own. What once was an impish, teasing compliance is now a betrayal of all his Master's values.

"How could Qui-Gon raise such a model Jedi?" He hears them say, "It's admirable that Master Kenobi was appointed to the Council despite his Master's maverick ways."

Padawan Kenobi would have yelled and kicked and screamed. Master Kenobi is serene. It should feel like an achievement. It feels like a disappointment.

Sometimes, Obi-Wan looks at the shape of the man he has moulded himself into, and aches to be his Master's padawan.

#I am so totally normal about them. (screaming crying throwing up) #anyway yeah obi wan has daddy issues but in a very specific way that's less i want a father figure and more i require an animal handler #hence why obi wan likes both alpha 17 and cody finally someone to tell him he's being an idiot and be bitchy with him he's missed this #giving the guilt boy MORE guilt complexes over honoring his masters legacy #but god really imagine you spend a decade making yourself the opposite of your master in a funny back and forth you both indulge in but the #BUT THEN!! he fucking dies and you're left alone occupying a dynamic carved for 2 people and everyone tells you they can't see any of your #dead master within you as if it's a joke. as if that's funny. as if that's a good thing. and people say he would be proud but would he? #would he be proud when everyone always tells you that you are the opposite of him? that you are everything he was not? #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #disaster lineage #star wars

[angelsdean]

love fics where these idiots in love put themselves in Situations and deny that all they want is to be stupidly in love and domestic together. no, you both are not too damaged for a relationship. no, a friends with benefits situation is not enough nor is it what you really want. they are so silly and suffering so much and i am frustrated but also enjoying it immensely

#dean: I’m in love with Cas and want a committed relationship with him. he is It for me. #Cas: I don’t do relationships for Reasons. #dean: i. um. don’t want a relationship either. we can just be friends that kiss and stuff. that’s fine. i am fine with just that. #Cas: great 👍🏻 (disappointed bc he also actually wants a relationship) #they are IDIOTS your honor

[sudzie-void]

Skrimm downing his tea like a shot gives off the same vibe of Gricko eating his cigar

#you can't tell me both of those things haven’t happened more than once #legends of avantris #3 am ramblings #icebound #once upon a witchlight #skrimm stabbaskotch #gricko grimgrin #they're idiots your honor #they're idiots and i love them

[menace-behaviour]

#i too am not immune to dark hair #and brown eyes #911 fox #911 incorrect quotes #theyre idiots your honor #firefam #idiot (affectionate) #my beloved idiots #incorrect quotes #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buckley diaz family #buck 911 #911 on fox #eddie 911 #buddie #buddie 911 #911 buddie #buck x eddie #buckeddie #buckxeddie #buddie 911 headcanons #the husbandification of evan buckley #slowburn of the century #station 118 behaviour

[flamestar126]

One last glance at a former rival

bonus + original photo below cut

#is he away? dead? neither they're just partners now #i was thinking of killing him off but that sounds like so much more work #plus im not an angsty person :DDD #mandark is judging his pose. it's not his fault. it's the photographer's fault. it just looked awkward drawing any other pose lol #i like to think he liked to stare at his rival's billboard. just staring. #he stares longingly at dexter like the pining fool he is #dexter: where were you! you were supposed to be here to help me pack up! #dark: I was. . . busy. doesn't want to admit that he DID spend time with him but as in staring at ad of his face for uncomfy amount of time #an idiot in love your honor #they're also not together YET in this. they're just mutually working together. dark has a major crush cuz i like him tripping over himself #i am kinda late to this meme. i was thinking about it forever and never got around to it till now #been in art frenzy today. finished 4 pieces that i put off for a while #draws a somewhat serious scene. me: . . . but what if there was some humor. some silly. something to absolute shatter the moment- #dexter's laboratory #dexter's lab #dexdark #dexter #mandark #flame draws

[chaoscheebs]

Seriously, tho', I really want Yugi and Seto to have a "but they were both tops" moment. Like, it's not strictly true they're both tops--they are probably more flexible than that--but they absolutely both have some expectations about who's taking the lead the first time and I just think it'd be pretty funny.

#yugioh #rivalshipping #chibi rambles #seto's expectation: i am tall and imposing of course it's going to be me #yugi's expectation: i actually have some idea of what i'm fucking doing (through either experience or reading) so it's going to be ME #they're both idiots your honor

[the-apology-dance]

THIS ONE SHOT

This is what I didn’t catch the first time watching Good Omens 2. Look at how these two awkwardly dodge each other when grabbing Gabriel’s hands. Aziraphale genuinely looks like he wasn’t sure whether to reach forwards or back until he saw Crowley move and actively DODGED HIM.

The over and under reach of both of them almost looks a bit like this:

IT NOW LIVES RENT FREE IN MY BRAIN.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #good omens 2 #i love these idiots #yin and yang #its so fucking cute #they are so precious #theyre idiots your honor #the little things #i live for them #am i the only one? #i can’t unsee it #david tennant #micheal sheen #this lives in my head rent free #omg 🤣🤣🤣 #my heart 🥹 #good omens spoilers #good omens thoughts

[ghostinthegallery]

It is WIP Wednesday and I am feeling saucy. In case anyone was wondering about necron…stamina.

“Suddenly modest, dear?” Trazyn said. “What I wouldn’t give to have had a chance to see you like this in flesh times. Your blushing must have been magnificent.”

“Is this when I get to try and kill you?” Orikan snapped. “As a ‘treat’?”

Trazyn held up his hands in surrender. He rose, quickly surveying the altar. They would have to make some repairs. Heavy, metal bodies had a way of damaging wood, though he wondered how exactly they had managed to break three of the four iron candle stands. His engrams were still a bit…scrambled.

He walked over and offered a hand to help Orikan stand. To his surprise, Orikan accepted, and Trazyn pulled him to his feet.

“Sannet,” Trazyn sent via interstitial message. “I assume our guest’s ship has been fully prepared?”

“My lord!” Sannet’s voice returned, sounding oddly shocked. “Oh, thank goodness. Are you…um…well?”

With some hesitation Trazyn replied, “Yes? You sound concerned.”  

“It’s only…that is to say…my lord it has been a while since we heard from you. I understand if you didn’t want to be disturbed. It’s just that we did consider checking on you, but you weren’t, uh, alone and we didn’t want to interrupt, but without orders—“

“Sannet,” Trazyn said. “How long has it been exactly?”

Silence.

“Sannet?”

“Eight standard months, my lord.”

“Eight months?” Trazyn said aloud.

“What?” Orikan exclaimed, ripping his hand free of Trazyn’s grasp. “You kept me here for eight months?”

“I did nothing of the sort!” Trazyn shot back. “You’re the chronomancer, perhaps you should have kept better track of time.”

#Fanfic #the silence and the storm #trazyn/orikan #orizyn #i am gonna make that ship name happen #They are idiots your honor #Gay idiots

[finnzcorner]

I'm actually surprised how giddy I'm getting over writing a romantic ranchers fic

#jimmy solidarity #tangotek #rancher duo #team ranchers #ranchers #double life #double life ranchers #brainrot #i have been having too much brainrot of these idiots #ranchers live in my head rent free #i adore ranchers #i am having fun writing romance for once #this is insane #ranchers have me in a chokehold #theyre so silly #theyre idiots your honor #theyre in love your honor #i just think theyre neat

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

I present to you...

My collection of Sonic Boom screenshots out of context.

I freaking love this show

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sonic and tails #miles tails prower #sth #they're brothers your honor #sonic boom #out of context screenshots #screenshots #screenshotsaturday #i actually didnt know screenshot Saturday was a thing until five seconds ago #but it's still Saturday where i am so there #the boys are such idiots and i love them for it #sonic boom really delivered on the trio of bros content #i love this show so much #it's what i watch whenever i need to laugh #sonic and tails are brothers #sonic and knuckles are brothers #i love all of them so much

[goosewizard]

something something crowley is naturally fluent in the language of love while aziraphale repressed it, tries to go about it the hard way, and is currently failing miserably at it

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #French #oh you thought I was talking about romance? #well I am #theyre idiots your honor

[incoherentmuses]

i have a problem and its name is 'getting way too invested in shipping my npcs'

anyway, here's Zeth'rinn Baenre and Menzova Zoloryn, because bregan d'aerthe agent/darksong knight in training is golden

#drow #drow oc #dungeons and dragons character #dungeons and dragons art #npcs #he's jarlaxle's kid because i am nothing if not the most self indulgent dm alive #he takes after his dad (derogatory) #hey zeth hows seducing the cute knight by wearing your dads sick ass cloak going? #i love these idiot kids your honor #zeth'rinn baenre #menzova zoloryn

[ifyougoillfollow]

Do you have any pretending to date erasermic fics?? It’s my favorite trope!

No, but I wrote one! ;D

Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shirakumo Oboro & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Characters: Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Shirakumo Oboro, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Sensouji | Mister Blaster Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Bad Flirting, Banter, Friendship/Love, Falling In Love, Pining, Misunderstandings, Bullying, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Happy Ending, Shirakumo Oboro Lives, not the point of the fic but the boy's still kickin, Wingman Shirakumo Oboro, Wingman Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, they try lol, Protective Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic is a Little Shit, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is So Done, save him, Rooftop Gang Shenanigans, Stay Silly :3 Summary: "Shouta's gonna kill you," says Oboro. He looks like he just heard someone fart at a funeral. "Oh yeah, I'm mega dead," Hizashi agrees easily. Deep down he's always known he'd meet his end without much fuss. When it's time, it's time, ya dig? _ Or: Yamada Hizashi's Guide to Successfully Fake-Dating Your Homie

#erasermic #yamada hizashi #present mic #aizawa shouta #i wrote a thing #ask box #teen erasermic #rooftop gang #i was gonna post this on valentine's day but then The Leaks happened and that was that #i do admit i may have lost my cool for a sec #and will probably continue to do so bc i have Opinions regarding canon erasermic #HOWEVER #i prommy i do love both these idiots despite my obvious (and unapologetic) mic bias #to make up for All That(TM) here's 3K words (so far) of mic being an idiot #+ aizawa deserving monetary compensation for putting up with his dumbass #+ nem and oboro deserving fucking nobel peace prizes for putting up w both of them #enjoy <3 #also anon i am so sorry for taking a literal half year to answer this but it is what it is #hope writing a whole fic in your honor makes up for it #also also #if any of y'all out there got some more fake dating erasermic recs both me and (presumably) anon would appreciate 'em 🙏 #peace and love on planet earth

[blankcharti]

its sad that they dont get foolish (except for bad in a bit), at this point foolish need to add a lie for them to shut up or to understand a little bit

like saying "its fun" is not enough for them

because this is the narrative that the players doesnt want to hear because its not satisfying?

#qsmp #liveblogging #even q!foolish goes in depth monologue saying ye i think its fun for everyone and people will not accept it #i think bad jaiden and roier that i can see that like oh yeah thats the final answer #i can feel jaiden once she realize that richas in danger was a lie she will still stick with foolish #hes too silly your honor #also i am a idiot so ajsdhajhhaaha

[whatismordor]

Ronance because I can’t sleep haha 🔮

Robin is accidentally really flirty and Nancy is just like “holy shit wtf I’m literally going to combust????”

Nancy would literally never visit family video until she met Robin and now she visits twice a week and pretends to look at the movies, but she’s actually just (not very subtly) staring at Robin, who doesn’t notice her doing it, unlike Steve, who is just staring at the two being extremely gay and is just like ‘wtf bro 🧍’

One time Steve spent the night at Eddie’s house, so she had to call Nancy to come pick her up for work, and she was just rambling the entire drive there while Nancy was listening like her life depended on it

Nancy has offered to pay for Robin to get a drivers license but she refuses and says, “No I couldn’t take your money” but it’s actually just because she loves it when Nancy drives her to work

Robin confessed to Nancy first but Nancy is the one to actually kiss her first

Robin is really nervous when they first start dating but is actually really flirty once she gets comfortable in the relationship

Nancy: *says something romantic* Robin: oh my god… do you like… have a crush on me or something? 🤭 Nancy: Why am I dating you? 😐

Nancy is genuinely so flustered by how their height difference and Robin is very so clueless

When literally ANYONE looks at Robin the wrong way, she steps up to them and is like, “You got a problem, bud?” And Robin is standing behind her like “Jgsjdgsjsgdjdg 🧍”

Nancy also gets very jealous, so if anyone tries to flirt with Robin, she’ll either give them the death stare or walk up and put her arm around Robin’s shoulder

Okay that’s al I have for now but I’m literally in love with these two idiots <33

#i love them so much #like​ bro you don’t understand #they’re my everything #live laugh loving #these two idiots #oh my god #they’re so cute i love them #i litterally cannot #i need them #you know what else I need? sleep #i am so sleep deprived #please send help #i am in agony #gay people are ruining my life /pos #ronance #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #stranger things season 4 #theyre gay your honor #robin x nancy #we were robbed #please let them be happy #please 😭

[menace-behaviour]

#older brother duties #*gasp* he speaks #idiot (affectionate) #theyre idiots your honor #not 911 #menace behaviour #buzzfeed unsolved #shane madej #ryan bergara #out of context #the lorax #the onceler #oh god am i actually posting thus #yes yes i am #original content #watcher #are you scared watcher #watcher youtube