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hanjisick · 2 years

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— CARAMEL MACCHIATO

order #1 of the coffee shop series: a caramel macchiato

ingredients y/n x coffee shop owner!bang chan. best friends to lovers. mostly fluff but angsty confession. terrible wingmen!skz.

allergies. contains: makeouts. brief alcohol mention.

size. 2.3k

special add ons. no matter how charming the owner of yellow wood café may be, chan only has eyes for his best friend.

“your hair, channie,” you reached over the wooden counter to fix the curly mess.

“sorry, didn’t have time to do it this morning.”

“you never have time to do anything but work,” your hands dropped down to adjust his collar with a huff.

“thank god that i have you then, huh?”

“you’d be dead if you didn’t. you can repay me by making me my caramel macchiato.”

“just because you are some weird coffee shop owner who doesn’t like coffee doesn’t mean i should deprive myself of what keeps me going every day,” you leaned over, watching him work.

chan had a strict policy over giving people free coffee, but he was always willing to break any of his rules for you.

he handed you the sweet drink, just the way you liked it.

“i swear none of them make my coffee the way you do.”

“well if you moved in with me already, i’d be able to make it for you every morning,” chan winked.

“give it a break with the flirting already,” seungmin groaned, trying to ignore you two until now, “it’s driving me nuts.”

“we aren’t flirting, you little gremlin! he’s my best friend!”

every time that chan heard those words fall from your mouth, another piece of his heart shattered.

smile faltering, he looked down at the cup with a carefully drizzled caramel heart on top.

seungmin’s eyes must’ve rolled into the back of his head, “whatever you say, but you two might as well date at this point.”

there wasn’t a single person who didn’t know chan’s feelings towards you except for yourself. it was hard to miss the way his gaze lingered on you, how hard he tried to impress you with his coffee every morning, and how no matter who gave him their number, he always declined.

each barista figured it out at their own time, all in a silent agreement that— yea, chan was head over heels for his childhood friend.

but nobody told you any of it. worker or not, everyone seemed to fold for chan’s orders, perhaps it’s what made him such a good boss.

one of his unspoken orders was that no matter what, don’t tell y/n, let him do it when the time is right. so everyone seemed to turn their head when he spoke to you, but sometimes seungmin liked to push the limits.

clearing his throat, chan faced you once again, “there’s gonna be another card night this saturday. you in?”

“am i in? of course i am. when have i ever missed one of your tacky card nights?”

right after your reply, the door swung open, the bell chiming as you all whipped around to see the first customer of the day.

it was no surprise who it was. an elder in her mid 70’s, as most very early morning customers was.

“good morning!” seungmin sang out, running to the counter, “your coffee with two scoops of sugar?”

“yes, thank you,” she smiled, “your shirt is too long dear, you need to tuck it in like chan.”

seungmin simply smiled at the stinging bluntness, quite used to it, ringing her up.

“your shirt looks lovely, chan, i’m sure my granddaughter would love it as well.”

you and him both cringed at the comment, prepared for her upcoming rant.

“you are such a handsome young man in your twenties, and you need to settle down and find yourself a nice young lady soon. my granddaughter is a very beautiful woman and i would love for her to marry a man like yourself.”

seungmin waited for her to finish before interjecting, “ma’am, your coffee is ready.”

it was only once she was out the door that you all erupted in a fit of giggles, losing your composure immediately

“you need to settle down, chan! you’re practically an old man!”

“shut your mouth, seungmin! she was just trying to be nice!”

you turned to chan to join in, mocking the lady, “you are such a handsome young man in your twenties!”

though it was a joke, you were impersonating a grandma for god’s sake, chan’s heart couldn’t help but skip a beat. he hesitated before letting out another laugh.

“tuck in your shirt, seungmin!” you broke eye contact before he could even process it.

“my bad!” he struggled to shove his shirt into his pants, making it look as hilariously bad as possible.

chan giggled along, trying to calm his heartbeat down from its insane rhythm. but the laughter soon died as they began to prepare for the busiest part of the day, turning on machines and refilling jars of sugar and other toppings.

“i need to head out now,” you began to gather your stuff, placing your empty cup into the dishwasher.

“hugs?” chan wrapped his arms around you as you breathed in his vanilla cologne. his huge was always comforting, letting you fall into his arms and forget about the world for a brief moment.

“love you,” you sighed and pulled away, missing chan’s nervous fidgeting as you turned to seungmin.

“make sure he doesn’t overwork himself. have him stop and eat at noon.”

after he nodded, you head out the door in satisfaction, waving goodbye through the glass window.

“so when are you going to make a move?”

chan’s lips pressed together, ignoring seungmin’s words. instead, he chose to grab a rag and clean off the area you sat at, a hole in his heart now that you were gone.

“maybe if we get enough tequila in you on saturday then you’ll confess.”

“at a card game night in jisung’s apartment with all of you? no thanks.”

“you’re not gonna have a fairytale confession, chan. you need to do it before you get your heart broken when she goes for another guy.”

his words were harsh but true. he didn’t want to imagine your hand intertwined with anyone other than his own. but he would never tell seungmin any of that.

you had arrived at card night halfway through uno, so you decided to sit out of the round and help your best friend win against the other baristas.

“it’s not fair!” jisung whined, “chan has y/n to help him and none of us have help! of course he won!”

“i never told chan to do anything, it’s a luck game!” you pointed out, trying to defend chan’s win.

“i agree with jisung! that was just a practice round!” hyunjin crossed his arms, the two boys annoyingly resembling toddlers.

“foods ready!” minho called out as everybody forgot about the game, scrambling up to the kitchen.

there was never a plan of how the nights would go, everyone just sort of ended up doing what they felt like at the moment.

after everybody had their plates and a few cookies, they scrambled across the living room for more games.

as always, you sat right at chan’s side munching on the delicious chocolate chip cookies.

“you guys wanna play spin the bottle?” hyunjin stared right into chan’s eyes with a smirk.

“no.” everyone replied in unison, a few giggles erupting around the living room.

“why not?”

“all of you are ugly and unkissable,” jeongin gagged dramatically.

“oh please, i’d be the best kiss of your life!” hyunjin pounced on top of the boy who began to thrash around, begging for help.

“get off of him!” minho tried to pry hyunjin away, but only succeeded once changbin began to help as well.

chan let out a sigh, resting his head on your shoulder. they kept it from you, sure, but none of them were good wingmen. at all.

your hand reflexively went into his hair, “i don’t understand how all of your dumb friends manage to not burn down that strip mall.”

“i don’t know either, love.” his breath hitched as the nickname slipped out, and he didn’t fail to notice the way your hand paused for a moment as well.

he could tell that you were smiling, “i can smell your shampoo.”

“really? is it bad?”

“you know what is bad?” jisung interjects, “the fact that we aren’t playing a game of truth or dare.”

“this is supposed to be a card night, hanji,” chan points out, turning his head towards the group.

it was so painfully obvious that they were trying to help him make a move, but he wasn’t going to budge.

“just one round, please!”

“loosen up chan, it can be fun. i’m sure we all have some interesting secrets.” he glanced up at you, shoulders drooping in defeat. he couldn’t say no to you.

“alright.”

“chan! truth or dare!” jeongin immediately called out first, the others eagerly waiting for the exasperated man to decide— as if their plan wasn’t the most predictable thing in the world.

“why me?” he yelled out, throwing his head back against the couch.

if he picked truth, they’d ask who is crush was. if he picked dare, they’d make him kiss you.

“you gotta pick chan, it’s the game!” you shook him slightly.

“dare.” it was the easier option. he would blame the kiss on the dare, he wouldn’t have to confess just yet.

“i dare you to kiss y/n!”

chan rolled his eyes and looked towards you, who stared at the floor in embarrassment.

“both of you are so red,” seungmin commented with a large grin, “just do it already.”

his heart was going a thousand miles per hour as you brought your head up, squeezing your eyes shut. chan stared at your lips, and he was sure that he would pass out. the baristas eager stares didn’t help one bit as he leaned in closer. he felt like he was going to faint.

“i can’t,” he pulled away quickly, suddenly quite interested in his socks. chan didn’t bother to face everyone’s disappointed faces and groans, getting up to bring his dirty plate into the kitchen.

the room fell silent as he walked out, only able to breathe once again now that he was alone. he stood there for a second, replaying the memory in his head.

you must’ve been so nervous and scared. there was no way you wanted him to kiss you. it was just a dare that you were waiting to be over.

he was pulled out of his thoughts by quiet sniffling, the room now filled with hushed whispers that he couldn’t ignore.

the front door of the apartment opened and chan ran back into the living room to find the solemn faces of his friends, “where is y/n? where did she go?”

“she left,” felix answered immediately.

“why? why’d she leave? is she okay?”

“go out and get her. you need to talk to her. alone.”

chan didn’t have to be told twice, running right after you.

“y/n?” he whipped his head around before running down the steps, “y/n!”

“why are you crying?” he grabbed your shoulder, turning you around to face him, “did they say something to you?”

“don’t worry about it, just go back inside.”

he pulled you into his black hoodie, the one that you gifted him years ago, “please tell me what happened.”

as always, you slumped into his hug, wrapping your arms loosely around his waist. “did you not want to kiss me that bad?”

chan’s breathing stopped as he tried to think of an answer.

but you continued after a moment. “i guess i let my ego go. i know i’m not as pretty as the girls who always look at you at the shop and i always tease you, but your friends kept encouraging me and that’s why we played truth or dare in the first place.”

you pulled away to look at his shocked face, “i’m sorry if i made you uncomfortable.”

it took chan a moment to process everything you had confessed as he stared into your teary eyes.

“i think i’m in love with you, bang chan.”

his silence made the tears begin to well up again in your eyes, snapping him out of his thoughts.

“please say something.”

his eyes dragged down to your lips once again tonight. he wanted to say something. anything. but he couldn’t.

so instead, he leaned into you, wiping away your tears with his thumb. he couldn’t resist planting a light kiss on your lips, and his anxieties washed away at your smile.

“i’m so in love with you, y/n, you have no idea.” he brought you in for another kiss, smiling against your lips. you kissed him back, letting go of all the worries from tonight. your hands tangled in his hair to bring him closer in, a soft groan falling from his lips.

chan’s eyebrows furrowed in concentration, he wanted to be the best kiss of your life, and there was no doubt in your mind that he was.

there was no doubt that chan would keep going. he could stand at the end of the stairs and kiss you forever, completely lost in the feeling of finally confessing to his dream girl.

but suddenly you pulled away, breath heavy against him, staring up to the top of the stairs in embarrassment.

chan whipped his head around to follow your gaze, mind still hazy from the intense kiss.

“don’t mind me!” jisung called out, changbin immediately throwing a hand over his mouth.

“how many of you are there?” his hoarse voice called out in annoyance.

“just us!”

“you have until three! one-“ all the members scrambled to their feet to run back into the house as chan huffed, ready to run up the stairs and scold them to no end.

“just leave them,” you laughed as the loud lock clicked, “they won’t let you in anyways.”

“they’re lucky they aren’t all fired,” his hands flew to cover his red face.

“we both know you wouldn’t dream of doing that.”

“you know me too well, y/n.”

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tinyidle · 6 months

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Allergy to Hyposexuality - JSY

finally releasing a proper solo soyeon fic again after *checks records* three years?!?

wc: 2.06k (7 mins of picking your jaw off the floor)

WARNING: smut, slight angst (tw: mental health + mental institutions, trauma), semi-public sex, unprofessional acts in the medical field, blowjob, implications of cunnilingus (doesn't happen tho), missionary, unprotected sex, post-nut clarity, insatiable!soyeon, hypersexual!soyeon, mental patient!soyeon, psychiatrist!reader, sex-starved!reader, b!gd¡ck reader, fem reader, g!p reader, fiction ofcofc

you went into the psych ward. no, you were not psychotic, nor do you have any problems that you have to need to be in there. you were there to care for a special patient the clinic assigned you. she was a hypersexual being who got into major trouble to the point of her being diagnosed. in a few minutes you will be in another room of white walls, seeing the person who seemed to have an insatiable sex drive. she would be the fifth person you'd see with this problem, and you plan to give her the same set of rules to follow for her to get better. all your past sex crazy patients were men, and despite you having a feminine look, they could never get in your pants. with a woman, you expect this to be no different.

you enter the pure white square room and encounter the slightly slumped over.. woman? or girl? she looks so small, yet you saw her report prior to coming in to work. you called out for the female. "good morning, miss jeon soyeon."

soyeon slowly looked up to you with a slight pout, "good morning, miss doctor."

you nodded. she's definitely a woman. a small, slightly frustrated one, but a woman nonetheless. pulling out your clipboard from your side, you flipped over the pages until you reached the report page on the twenty-four year old patient. "from what i got from you, you were diagnosed with compulsive sexual behavior. is that right?"

the small woman eyed you, something you were used to by now. "yes. i was diagnosed two months ago after making sexual remarks to several clients at work," she answered, playing with her long black nails when she mentioned her work offence.

nodding, you continued looking over her report. "it says here that you were taken to three rehabilitation centers and several talk therapists for your disorder, but they've only made things worse-"

"those fucking staff in the last rehab suggested medical sodomy," she confessed rather coldly, eyes still down at her pristine manicure. you wondered how in the world she could get anything done in with such long nails. soyeon continued to speak, "i began to riot and pull at any and everybody's pants in the facilities, which made them call the cops on me. i went under a judge who suggested me to come here for-"

"insanity," you interjected, surprising the small woman. "yeah, i know. you're not the first patient i had who's had this problem. i can help you get better and live a normal life in society."

soyeon's eyes began to shift, looking up at you with innocence. feign innocence; you knew that. "i was told that millions of times," she complained. "what makes you think you're different?"

you chewed your lip at that: you actually didn't know how to help her specifically. yeah, you had patients with the same disorder and patients who verbally lashed out and patients who trauma dumped you-- you weren't thin skinned, that's how you became a psychiatrist in the first place. the problem was that you were actually falling for the small woman. her cute pigtails framed her cute face, her pouty lips made her eyes look extra admirable, and from the offences you looked at from her report sheet-- public masturbation, extremely explicit public indecency, vulgar talking, and multiple hookups--made you intrigued.

you sighed before fixing your lab coat. "ill make sure you get all you want," you promised.

soyeon was shocked once again. "you.. what?"

"if you agree to comply with me for the next two months here, ill give you what you want. you want sex? ill give it to you right now, but then after that it will be a reward for every time you do well each week." you looked intently at the woman, her figure looking extra petite for your liking. she was biting her lip while her legs kept rubbing against each other under the covers. "what do you say, soyeon?"

she looked to the side, pretending to think about your offer, before she threw off her covers, exposing her naked core for your view.

now it was your turn to be shocked. "h-how did you-"

"i decided to stop wearing undergarments whenever i get admitted into health clinics," she explained to you. "they would always check my pussy anyway, so i thought 'fuck it' and threw mine on the side there," she said as she pointed to the nearby corner of a tiny skirt and almost nonexistent black lace thong. "so," soyeon crawled up to where your frozen figure stood on the end of the bed. "can i get my offer now, miss doctor?"

you took some time to compose yourself before nodding to her, moving to lock the room door. you then closed the window blinds and called staff to help sound proof the room. once you got the confirmation that all was clear, you turned to the small woman who's patient gown was now off, along with her skimpy crop top and bralette. "now," you smiled, slowly taking off your lab coat, "where were we?"

soyeon squealed when you tackled her lips, kissing every part so that you could feel how plush they were. in just seconds, your knee-length skirt around your waist was being tugged down to feel the fabric of your panties. soyeon was surprised that when she palmed your center, instead of feeling a cameltoe, she felt a big bulge around her tiny fingers. she only smiled at this. "so my miss doctor has a mister big boy under these panties, huh?"

you just moaned as she kept palming you, grinding her fingertips against you. "just get on with it already," you growled, a soft curse sounding through the room when she pulled away. soyeon paused, gazing at your half open zipper before pulling both your skirt and underwear off your soft legs. when your length sprung out, the small woman took almost no time spitting on it, immediately seeking to lubricate you. "fuck," you whispered, mesmerized by how those small fingers matched with those long nails could give such a presumably good handjob.

she leaned forward, eager for you. "ooh wow," she laughed as she gripped your thick girth, watching you as you threw your head back in ecstasy. "you're going to fill my mouth to the brim," she awed with lust, using a string of words you hadn't heard in a while since your last partner. her hands travelled lower, caressing your bottom as she continued stroking you. soyeon soon sank her mouth on your length, slowly yet so sensually to the point where you let out a loud groan. feeling proud of herself for making you so pleased, she did her best to take as much of you as possible before quickly pulling herself up, aggressively sucking your tip.

you were in heaven. in pure bliss. the small woman opened her tiny mouth to occupy your large self into her, yet she took it like a pro. after deepthroating you a few times, she quickly pulled up, tilting your length to the side before kissing down to your enlarged balls. with each movement you felt closer and closer to your orgasm, and you could tell she knew by the way she moaned every time you twitched inside her occupied mouth.

"shit, come here," you pulled up the small woman as you attached her lips with yours. you could taste the slightly bitter taste of your precum, but you didn't care right now. all you cared about was tasting soyeon, feeling soyeon, and then getting her to listen to you. as you were dominating her tongue while she kept touching your length, you genty laid the woman down and lowered yourself to her wet cavern. as soyeon opened her legs for you, you frowned as you saw how much hyperpigmentation she got from constantly touching herself. "when was the last time you've gone without masturbating?" you asked, the professional side of you kicking in.

the eagerness that was evident in the young woman's face was now gone and replaced with slight frustration and embarrassment. "a couple days ago," she lied, clearly annoyed by your question. "now get your mouth on my cunt-"

"i call bullshit," you interrupted, sitting up and crossing your arms. "your vagina looks-"

"please don't call it that while we're in the middle of fucking," soyeon begged.

you sighed. "okay, fine. you cunt looks three shades darker than one's of your skin complexion should look like. plus i can tell that you are extremely sensitive, in a way most women even in the adult industry should be worried about." you went back to soyeon's center, carefully touching it and rubbing it extra gently.

while any other person would be angry that their partner would be so teasing, soyeon knew you were her psychiatrist at the end of the day. you were doing her a favor while trying not to take advantage of her, and she admired that. the woman sighed, reaching down to tap her clit a few times, making herself wet before she she widened her legs even more. "well then, miss. fuck me gently, please."

you know she meant well, soyeon didn't want to rile you up on purpose this time. but you couldn't help it: her cunt looked extra needy for your thick girth, and her nipples were as erect as you'd ever seen. you had to have her, now. either that or you give yourself blue balls simply staring at her slutty figure.

holding your length to her already puffy cunt, you slowly pushed yourself inside the small woman. soyeon bit her lower lip hard as she whined, her hands cupping her own breasts as you began to pump in and out. "fuck," you moaned, unable to keep quiet, "how are you so tight? do you not get thick enough dick?" soyeon squeezed her nipples together and moaned louder, clearly enjoying your stroke game.

"i'll take that as a compliment," you smirked, pushing your length even further into the other woman.

you could hear the whine in soyeon's voice go from sensual to desperate, so you quickened your pace. soyeon looked over your face to see sweat form on your brow and your breasts fighting desperately to stay still as you were ramming yourself into her. she found this almost too much as she clenched even harder.

"im gonna cum!" soyeon exclaimed, her hands clawing everywhere to find a grasp on reality. her eyes closed, her body tensed as if she was ready to bear the pain of release. "ugh! oh god!" she screamed as she came, grabbing onto your shoulders as you kept thrusting into her.

feeling the small woman come undone by you led you close to your end as well. you groaned loudly, sweating bullets as you shoved yourself inside her, making soyeon scream in pleasure, despite knowing you wouldn't last much longer. her walls pulsed on you, the insides of her entire cunt contracting on you until you released inside her. you into her womb, so much so that it was seeping between her folds and leaking down to your balls. you held onto her tightly, gasping for air.

after she came down from her high, soyeon looked down to see you coming up for air, still inside her. your cock was coated with your and her fluids, making you flinch as you slowly pulled out to the cold air of the room. soyeon suddenly wrapped her arms around your neck and kissed you. your instincts flared up, instantly rejecting the idea of having a consensual encounter in a ward room with a patient who isn't supposed to be sexually active yet. your fists clenched, feeling like you failed as a professional. but soyeon didn't care, she wasn't trying to force you into anything. she just wanted to kiss you.

the feeling of her lips lightly brushing against yours brought everything into perspective for you. this was why you became a psychiatrist; to help people become healthy. she couldn't and wouldn't get healthy unless she listens to advice from her doctor on how to get there. and you're here, helping her slowly get to a healthy mindset of sex and the general world, even if it meant bending the rules a slight bit.

hope you liked it!just know that because my brain actually stopped working in between creating this I don't plan on making a part 2 😔

#gidle smut #soyeon smut

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halevren · 3 months

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FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 6

I had to pause Taskmaster NZ for this. Did you guys know that the episodes are on YouTube for FREE?!?!?!?!!?!!

Love the intro as usual, Sarah Barrios goes so hard

HELLO ONE AND ALL!!!!!!!

Hiii intrepid heroes!

AYDA AGUEFORT PLEASE COME BACK I MISS YOU

I wonder if adaine will get a new job this episode

rest in peace Conor Counterspell

I forgot how much happened last episode

"Buttered to perfection"

IT'S ALWAYS HAPPY HOUR AT APPLEBEE'S

RAGHHHHHHHHH

SHE OWES OODLE OF STOODLE?!!??!? SHE LOST HER JOB AND SHE HAS TO PAY THEM?

MILK WITH VODKA...??

"I don't do this to you" I can tell this will be a giggly episode

OH NO. OH NO. THE HELIO RAT GRINDER CLERIC. OH NO

"It's filled with water!"

SPIKED MILK

"Who's a bad baby?" FABIAN I LOVE YOU

CAN YOU FILL THIS RED SOLO CUP WITH BAD BABY MILK

"I'm self sabotaging" I feel you Kristen. I feel you.

"I know in my heart that in his final moments he must have repented and gone—" "No.... No..."

"You should go to hell sometime"

ANOTHER SHRIMP JUMP

HELL HOUND FORM ART OH MY GOD LOOK AT HANGMAN!!!!!

"Smells good"

"Whatever you didn't like about your old self, you feel like, oh, it's present in this kid who is also drinking water out of a beer can." Brennan why must you be so good at pulling heartstrings

Double Kristen 🔥🔥

MOLMAN HOLDEN

SOIL CLUB

AVIATION CLUB

We got like 18 votes 🔥🔥

With disadvantage? oh no.

omg ivy has the same accent as garthy

"Your family is from Fallinel" her mom is gone and she killed her they can't help pay for the diamond

"Hot dragonborn is about to know your shit"

oh adaine... I understand you so well

Adaine and Fabian duo is so under appreciated I need more of them

"Everyone can suck a nut, fuck off"

There is so much sexual tension between Gorgug and Ragh rn

"If you push me too hard, I'm going to shit"

CARBO LOAD ON MILK?

"I think I ate some glass— there was vodka in it???" Oh Ragh my beloved....

Riz rambling is so real

Oh Ragh I love you, you're trying so hard to help I love you you are perfect

LYDIA'S MESSAGE BACK I LOVE HER

CRUSTACEAN NATION

ohhhh Fabian.....

The High 5 Heroes...

OISIN AND IVY... ARE THEY PART OF THE RAT GRINDERS????

"It's not the library, you can't rip the pages out!"

This is a very duo episode. Fig / Kristen, Fabian / Adaine, Gorgug / Riz

I'm starting to think Kristen is trying to be the president of the steelworker union at this rate

FETTY WAP AT HOMECOMING

"I'm gonna be kick flipping the system"

Fantasy High Senior Year main objective is going to be getting Fetty Wap to homecoming

"It's gonna be weird to not be you. I feel home here."

ohhh Emily what are you strategizing rn

oh no.. I think Ivy noticed her change

Fabian is struggling rn

ADAINE, PARTY WIZARD!!!!!!

"I can impersonate the dead when I want"

So much destruction of Fabian's property this episode

ivy isn't very nice. don't go for our girl mazey

THE ICE MUFFETS

oh is Brennan about to make Fabian choose between Ivy and Mazey? I swear to GOD

oh no..... Fabian.....

Mazey being straight laced (?) But still being the absolute life of the party is so good

"(Murph Sobs)"

Fuck the record labels

"Just trying to decide if I want to be bard any more..." OH?

Rough day for Fabian. So rough.

Murph rollin' better.

At least none of them actually did drugs. Just. The bad baby milk. What is the drinking age of Spyre? I don't know

Bad Kids Apicology Arc

OHHHH I LOVE GERTIE THAT'S SO CUTE THE BEE

oh no Fabian vs Gertie

actually it's more like Fabian vs everyone

NEW NEMESIS DETECTED???? OH MY GOD

Riz panic is so real, them getting kicked out of school would be awful

Tracker and Kristen call...........

oh no....

"I'm gonna be President, bitch."

I relate to Kristen too much, this is painful for me to listen to because it's too real

"Maybe she had a shrimp allergy, you don't fuckin' know"

"I hope your new partner is really fucking hot." Oh Kristen

"Riz you're the only one who is honest with me"

OH THE POTENTIAL OVERLAP........

"Tough but fair. Have a great life" KRISTEN.....

Drunk texting Aelwyn.

I MISS AYDA.

Murph is going full investigator rn

The egg slurry

"Fuck!"

I was NOT expecting Fig to be the one to do a full class switch but honestly it's understandable

"We're having to destroy ourselves to pass these classes." As someone who was severely depressed in high school, I resonate with that statement a little too much.

I want to go to a Lydia lunch

"So what's up" Kristen's god is dead.

"took an orb to the chest"

Oh Lydia.... I want to hug her so tightly.

"God baby hospital"

Now I'm hungry for chicken parm

downtime

STRESS TOKENS?????

looks like next episode is dice rolling

#fhjy spoilers #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #d20 #dimension 20 fantasy high #fantasy high junior year

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gdrflxboy-gayace · 1 year

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"boring adult things" I'm excited for in my (queerplatonic) relationship

my recently new relationship has got me thinking that adult life isn't so terrible. someday I get to do these things, yknow?

figure out how to cat-proof our apartment together (both regularly and for christmas decorations, the tree)

decorate our apartment. the living room omg

decide who gets which bedroom and view blahblah

organizing our bathroom, ie shower products + the counter

hugging each other while one does the dishes because "ohmygod thank you I hate doing the dishes" "I love you too"

being who your partner brings to work events (like holiday parties or social events they're supposed to bring a guest with)

setting a budget together, using our strengths and weaknesses financially

grocery shopping

first moving in together after college and having to work out our career paths together

teasing each other over our "silly" food preferences (ex: the consistency of mashed potatoes, which cheese is best, fork or spoon for ___, etc) but strictly sticking to them anyways when the other cooks

picking a standard-ish time we want our dinner to be every night

watching jeopardy together

one of us taking off our jacket and shoes and immediately collapsing onto the couch with the other, taking time to hear about each other's days and feel at home

we don't intend to live in our home state, so navigating that independently while together at the same time

memorizing each other's orders (even more so) and surprising the other with coffee or treats occasionally

making the other's bed (we already sort of do this, also separate beds)

cuddling on the couch, one falls asleep and the other can't move without waking them so they set an alarm 'cause they know the sleepy one has work in the morning

if we do marriage for tax benefits kind of thing, doing taxes together

planning our holiday visits together -- who are we going to see when, buying plane tickets or choosing a route

using our vacation days every now and then to just do something small together

not seeing each other a lot for a few days because of bad work schedules and then choosing to spend time near each other no matter what other things have to get done -- you're cleaning the bathroom? sweet I'll help you, I miss you (the key to this is that the work schedules mean you just have more alone time, not that you don't have *any* time)

sharing calendars n stuff

working out family things together. giving distance when needed but discussing issues like parents aging, sibling emergencies, attending funerals

making sure we've taken new medications we're not used to remembering yet

supporting each other's new habits, like stretching every night or wearing a retainer (*nervous laughter*) or drinking a certain amount of water or eating less red meat

in my case, planning out when I eat nuts because of my partner's tree nut allergies

miserably cleaning out terribly silly things to clean like the oven but Together and with Music so it's tolerable

grabbing the mail for the other person

going to go vote together (have already done this but <3)

taking out the trash together

going to our high school reunion and afterwards we're just like "wow. huh. kay bye losers. shall we go get custard?"

the point is, I can't wait to keep spending the rest of my life with this person

#qpr #platonic #queerplatonic #relationship things #adulthood #I love you #and I'm so glad you're going to be my partner every day #grayromantic #arospec #ace

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I have to know what nut allergy means 🤲🏻

god i had forgotten about this one til u tagged me💀i got the idea cos of some tiktok someone made about putting ghost pepper in their food to catch whichever coworker was stealing their food and ppl in the notes were freaking out cos "wHAt iF sOMeOnE iS ALlErGiC" me and my friend luke were like "god how funny would it be if you just went in someone's fridge drank all their milk and shit yourself cos ur lactose intolerant and then blame them for trying to poison u that logic is so crazy...what if it was a destiel au"

it's really just a silly hospital au i never got around to finishing it's cringy and basic but it's funny to me so i kept it

so cas is a doctor ofc i have to reward dean somehow.

he's neurosurgeon because i did watch grey's anatomy and dr. sexy being a parody of derek shepherd who's played by patrick dempsey who also played a guy named cass who was in a polyamory with jensen ackle's character and marilyn monroe. i had to put it in

i couldnt decide if i wanted dean to be a doctor too or a nurse but i know i wanted him in peds

basically it's one sided enemies to lovers with dean having beef with cas for no reason (he's hot and this frustrates dean to no end). meanwhile cas has a crush bigger than texas on that man

maybe a competitive aspect too like derek and burke had but less animosity. i try to lean into the soap opera aspect of it as if they're in a medical drama more than a REAL HOSPITAL because it's easier than doing extensive research <3

so maybe dean is a bit more of an asshole to cas than strictly necessary and no one else gets why. cas essentially gives up on trying to have a normal conversation w/dean and thinks he really hates him so he settles to only talk to him in a professional capacity so he wont encroach on his space more than he has to

dean takes this personally. i love misunderstandings

etc etc it comes to a head when maybe something happens that really sets dean off about cas (i haven't figured what yet) and so to get back at him he nabs a cookie from his lunch (cas already established that anyone can indulge in them but dean missed the memo ig)

anyways ruh roh! his dumbass is allergic to one of the ingredients cos it came into contact with walnuts or smth idk

dean's embarrassed as hell and cas finds him all swollen and fucked up and i haven't gotten past this part but yeah i just wanted cas to stab dean with an epi-pen really

overall very mid and silly and dumb but here's an excerpt anyway:

The neurosurgeon is, in Dean's humble (but also right) opinion, the only one worthy of the term Asshole around here, with a capital A.

Well, not the only one. But still.

And it's not like Dean didn't try to get to know him! New doctor shows up, windswept hair tousled to perfection, lab coat flaring behind him like some sort of superhero, gaze focused and intense, and eyes so so blue-

Ahem. Of course Dean is going to be intrigued he's a human being! It's not like Castiel was interested anyway. Barely said three words to Dean before rushing off somewhere else, probably to bless some other coworker with his angelic ass sculpted by god. Dean tried a few times after that and still ended up with nothing more than stilted small talk. Dude made talking to a brick wall seem like a cake walk. There was always something going on that had to cut their conversations short, and Dean thought Cas was just a shy guy at first, nothing wrong with that. But he's seen Dr. Novak easily chat with other staff for longer than two (painfully awkward) minutes. Especially Masters. God that snake just loves to hang off Novak, like that's her job instead of being a damn nurse. Even Balthazar, their own personal sleazeball of an anesthesiologist, allegedly manages to drag the uptight doctor out from time to time.

Not that Dean has been stalking them or anything. He just heard it through the grapevine like every other godforsaken rumor at this high school of a hospital. And if the grapevine happened to just be Balthazar himself bragging about their nights out in the breakroom, well that's Dean's business.

"I still say you need to give him a chance, Dean," his mammoth of a brother insisted, brushing his mane out of his face. Seriously, dude, just get a haircut. "I don't get what your problem with him is. Castiel is great! A little awkward maybe, but it really adds to his charm." Dean rolls his eyes.

"Sammy, you do realize you sound like you're trying to get me to adopt a dog that's about to be sent to the pound? It didn't work when you were eight and it won't work now. And, for your information, I've given Cas plenty of chances to talk to me. He's the one with the issue. You should be selling him all this kumbaya bullshit. And don't you have some lawsuits to prevent?"

It's Sam's turn to roll his eyes. "Whatever, Dean. If you gave up on talking to him then why the hell do you call him by a nickname?" With another flip of his mop, his brother left Dean spluttering for a reasonable answer. Which there is, of course. But Sam's long gone by the time he manages a weak "Castiel is a mouthful, okay?" "I'll say," came an annoyingly sultry voice from behind. Without turning Dean lets out a sigh. "Can I help you, Masters?" He asks flatly, already resigning himself to an unpleasant encounter. "Oh, don't be like that, Dean," God, he can practically hear the obnoxious pout he knows she's wearing right now. "I thought we could bond over what a mouthful Clarence is!" That has him spinning around.

meg is cas' bestie she can't understand why he's hung up on dean but she supports his terrible terrible taste. and if she can manage to convince dean they're fucking in the meantime well. god forbid women do anything

the reason sam seems so invested is cos the hospital has a betting pool over if these 2 get together and when. bros tryna make bank

#asks!!#wip #supernatural #destiel #it's soooooo dumb but sometimes a fic is junk food #dean deserves to have his doctor kink well and truly fulfilled #also the patrick dempsey lore actually kills me like every time i think about i cannot believe how it's all connected...#jensen ackles poly relationship with marilyn monroe and guy named cass in blonde. years pass #dempsey moves to grey's anatomy while ackles goes on to spn both airing in 2005.#dean is secretly into a show clearly parodying grey's anatomy. dr. sexy is definitely based off of dempsey's mcdreamy and is dean's fav #s4 of spn castiel is introduced. dean calls him cas.#14x12 has cas dressed as a doctor. 15x15 has cas talking to a pastor that played dr. sexy who tells him being gay is cool. what the fuck.

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Top 10 Worst HTF Deaths

So I’ve just finished my Top 10 Worst HTF Deaths video on my YouTube channel, and I’ve decided to bring my list to Tumblr so I can explain why I put each of these deaths on my list. Keep in mind that these are all my personal opinions of how I view the deaths in the show. If you disagree with any of these, then that’s perfectly fine! We all have different opinions and that’s what makes the world an interesting place. If there is a death I missed out that you wanted to see, let me know which one and why.

For this list, I will be ranking the deaths based on how torturous, violent and excruciating they would be to experience. So without any further ado, let’s rank the top 10 worst deaths in Happy Tree Friends!

10. Lumpy - Letter Late Than Never

To begin the bloodshed, we have Lumpy working as a mailman and he is simply just trying to deliver some packages, but Toothy’s tortoise is constantly hunting Lumpy down and puts him through so much pain every time he has an encounter with it. (Seriously, why wasn’t Toothy keeping an eye on his tortoise and keeping it under control?) Lumpy doesn’t let this make him give up doing his job, as he is able to keep going each time he escapes thanks to the painting of another mailman, (or mail moose in this case) and Lumpy keeps his pride as he won’t let the tortoise stop him from doing his job, no matter how many times the tortoise brutally attacks him.

Eventually, Lumpy has to deliver a letter to a house at the top of a mountain and he stops at nothing to get the letter delivered. But when he reaches the top, GUESS who is waiting for him. Yup, you guessed it, the tortoise. Startled, Lumpy backs away from the tortoise, only for him to have a great fall off of the mountain and breaking probably every bone in his body. Then, his foot gets pulled into the tortoise’s shell as it’s eating him alive. Lumpy then notices the turtle repellent, but it does him no good as he accidentally sprays the repellent in his eyes and gets eaten by the tortoise.

Honestly, this episode made me not want to be a delivery person, and I think I have a fear of turtles now. That tortoise put Lumpy through absolute hell, making his job more stressful and he gets so close to giving up a couple of times, but thanks to the mail moose painting, he is able to keep his pride. However, despite how many times Lumpy was attacked by the tortoise, it’s ranked quite low because most of the time where Lumpy was being attacked by the tortoise, it was kinda off screen. If it actually fully showed Lumpy being eaten alive by the tortoise instead of just being pulled away from the screen, it probably would’ve been a little higher on the list.

9. Cuddles - Party Animal

Oh Cuddles… Cuddles, Cuddles, Cuddles… Poor, sweet, innocent Cuddles. We all know that Cuddles dies a lot in the show, and there was so many deaths he has suffered that could’ve made it onto the list, but I decided to go with this one. Not only because it’s one of my favourite Fliqpy kills, but also because of how scary it would be to experience due to having no way of trying to survive or escape, which would not be very pleasant to experience, especially for someone with agoraphobia, which is the fear of situations that might cause panic and feelings of being trapped, helpless or vulnerable.

It’s Flippy’s birthday, and everyone has set up a surprise birthday party for him, and things seem to be going well, until Nutty eats the tiniest spoonful of sugar, causing him to go on a sugar rush and spin around like a tornado, flying the peanuts out of Mime’s hand and into Flaky’s mouth. Due to her nut allergy, she bloats up and her quills pop the balloons surrounding her, mimicking gunshots and causing Flippy to flip out.

After Fliqpy slices Toothy’s face like a cake, Cuddles and Sniffles notice this and Sniffles runs off with fear. As Cuddles is frozen in terror, Fliqpy places Toothy’s sliced cake face onto Cuddles’ plate, leaving him disgusted. Fliqpy then grabs some balloons and ties them around Cuddles’ neck, strangling him. This sends Cuddles flying straight up into a ceiling fan, where he is shredded to pieces. To me, this death was both physically and mentally traumatic. Not only is there the physical pain of Cuddles’ neck being tightened like a knot and then his body being torn up by a fan, but there’s also the mental fear of having no way of getting out of the situation.

Cuddles was trapped in the balloons’ grasp,

as they send him to his grave. The thought of being unable to escape from something that’s about to kill you is truly frightening. There was nothing Cuddles could do at this moment. All he could do was accept his fate of being sliced to pieces by a ceiling fan. This death actually reminds me of how Chucky died in Child’s Play 3, when he got shredded to pieces by a giant fan in a carnival ride. This death is also ranked low because it was a quicker death and Cuddles wasn’t suffering for too long, but the lack of escapism is what makes this death so horrifying to even think about experiencing.

8. Flaky - Wipe Out!

You know, I actually kinda forgot this episode even exists. But this episode is filled to the brim with very gruesome deaths. But which one was the most gruesome? That so happens to be Flaky’s death. This was probably the only death for Flaky that I think is very harsh, or at least in the TV Series anyway. Most of her deaths in the TV Series are quite quick and even painless, but not this one. Flaky is one of the most innocent characters in the show, and she does not deserve to go through these excruciating deaths.

When Flaky floats too far away from the shore, she encounters a horde of sharks that were attracted by the trail of blood on her surfboard that she made as she tried to paddle back to shore. What’s worse is that Flaky is too exhausted to paddle her way out of the situation, and somehow manages to avoid all the sharks that tried to eat her. After making her escape onto a desert island, Flaky thinks she’s safe as she hugs the palm tree. Until a coconut falls onto her head and hits it so hard, it causes her skull to crack open and her brain is exposed. Yet, she’s still alive, and if that wasn’t enough, a flock of seagulls then feed on her body, leaving nothing but her head behind.

One of the seagulls do get their instant karma after a shark eats it when the seagull tries to eat Flaky’s head. The seagulls were very mean spirited as they kept feeding on someone’s corpse when they died. Yup, it wasn’t just Flaky who got devoured by a flock of seagulls. Handy and Cuddles also suffered this fate after they died. But what made her death a little humorous was when the hermit crab used Flaky’s head as a shell. The little hermit crab was very cute in this episode, and I’m happy it managed to get a shell for itself eventually. Even if it did end up being… Flaky’s disembodied head…

What makes this death so excruciating was how vulnerable Flaky was in the situation. I mean, how strong was that coconut?! How can one single coconut crack open someone’s entire skull and expose their brain and leave them absolutely disoriented?! It just goes to show how fragile the characters are. Even the tiniest paper cut would probably lead them to bleed to death. And what was it with those seagulls constantly coming out of nowhere and feeding off the characters’ corpses?! It felt like a really unfunny running gag.

Overall, I felt really bad to see Flaky getting pecked alive by those seagulls. She should really move out of Happy Tree Town so she can avoid being killed on a daily basis. And so should everyone else in the show. Considering the fact that Flaky is the most aware character in the show, as she understands what triggers Flippy’s PTSD and is smarter than other characters when it comes to deadly situations, like in Party Animal, when she turned off the blender before putting her hand in it to get the peanut, and in Water You Wading For, when she doesn’t go in the pond and warns Cuddles about the possible dangers that could occur. But in this episode, she was pretty much screwed from the start.

7. Giggles - Home Is Where The Hurt Is

With Lumpy pulling a Lumpy, he screws up the blueprints of Giggles’ new house, and turns it into a labyrinth. Leaving everyone bewildered, they all split up to discover many flaws inside the house, and they all suffer their own terrible fates because of Lumpy’s errors, including Lumpy himself. However, Giggles gets it the worst out of everyone as she realises that she’s been walking sideways in her death trap of a house as she falls onto a banister of a staircase, and then starts to slide down to her demise.

First, she hits her head on a wooden beam, resulting in a black eye, then gets hit with a mounted moose head with its eyes stuffed into her mouth and finally gets hit by a chandelier, with the beads wrapping around her face. But she’s not dead yet. Giggles then slides over lots of nails that shred her body up, putting her suffering to an end as she slides to the bottom of the banister, and Lumpy encounters her corpse as she’s sliced in half when her body splits in two.

There was quite a few agonising deaths Giggles has suffered that could’ve been on the list, but this one was definitely the most torturous for her in my opinion. She goes on sliding down the banister as she screams with fear, unaware of what’s going to be thrown at her. Especially when her crotch gets shredded through the nails. It makes me cringe so hard! Now that is definitely something unpleasant to watch or even experience.

6. Nutty - Chew Said A Mouthful

Oh boy, Nutty really lets his candy obsession get the best of him, and this episode is no exception. Nutty is unaware that he cannot actually chew jawbreakers, and when he attempts to do so, he ends up breaking his lower jaw. He should understand why they’re called jawbreakers now. After his mouth is sealed shut with wires, he still tries to eat the jawbreaker. He uses a screwdriver to pry his mouth open so he can eat the jawbreaker, but the screwdriver breaks loose and causes him to accidentally bite his tongue off and snips his wires out, letting his jaw drop and bleed heavily.

He then has to wear a metallic mask to let his jaw heal. Or is that the bear trap from Saw? I’m not kidding, the mask Nutty wears in this episode reminds me of the bear trap from Saw. Anyway, even with his jaw being broken, he STILL tries to eat the jawbreaker as he chases after it and steals Toothy since he got the jawbreaker in his eye, mistaken by Lumpy during an eye surgery. Nutty then gets stuck in a junkyard with a car magnet that rips off his lower jaw and the car that he’s standing on gets pulled up by the magnet, crushing him in the process. Somehow, he’s not dead yet and guess what he tries to do: He still tries to eat the jawbreaker until it gets crushed along with himself.

What’s amusing about this death is that Nutty literally shows so much apathy for his demise as all he cares about is eating the jawbreaker. He literally does not care that he’s being crushed to death or that his jaw is broken. He stops at nothing to chew that jawbreaker. He causes all the other deaths in this episode too, and this sure is a lesson for Nutty to learn that jawbreakers aren’t edible and to pay for his selfish actions in this episode, as he’s apathetic about his broken jaw and the other character’s demise, and all he cares about is eating the jawbreaker. Now I see why Sarah from Ed, Edd N Eddy prefers fudge over jawbreakers and hopefully Ed will too. But I doubt Nutty will.

5. Handy - Don’t Yank My Chain

OK, now we’re starting to get to the really excruciating deaths. And I have to say that Handy is probably the most unluckiest character in the entire show, as he pretty much dies in every episode he’s in. Heck, I think he dies even more than Cuddles does! Handy has the lowest survival rate, and the only episodes that he has survived in are House Warming and Hear Today, Gone Tomorrow. That’s literally it. Every other episode he’s in, he dies at some point. And out of all them, this death was probably the most cruelest and torturous one that he has suffered in my opinion. And with Lumpy being a state trooper in this episode, we already know that it’s not going to end well.

After being mistakenly arrested along with Mole by Lumpy (I swear, Lumpy shouldn’t apply for any job. Things always go wrong when he’s doing a job.) due to Lifty and Shifty tricking Lumpy into thinking Handy and Mole stole a car, Handy and Mole try to escape from jail, but they are both chained to a heavy ball. After escaping from jail, the duo then tumble down a cliff due to Mole placing the heavy ball down, causing it to roll off the cliff, bruising and cutting them in the process. When Mole attempts to break the chain using a sledgehammer, he loses his balance and him and Handy are both dragged down a well.

After they make it out of the well, the duo then come across a rowboat and Mole uses a hacksaw to cut the chain, but he ends up cutting the rowboat instead, drowning him and Handy in the process, but they are able to get back up onto some logs. They then notice a sawmill, and it saws Mole’s head in half. After Handy is able to turn it off in time before he suffers the same fate, walking with the heavy ball becomes more stressful for him due to his lack of hands and Mole’s corpse weighing on the ball.

But then he gets an idea of breaking the chain by letting an approaching train run it over, hoping it will work. But it does nothing to save him as the chain gets stuck on a cowcatcher, causing Handy and Mole’s corpse to be dragged by the chain as they scrape on the ground with blood coming out.

Pop and Cub are passengers on the train, but they ignore Handy’s cries for help. I’ll give Cub the benefit of the doubt, because he’s a baby, so he doesn’t really understand what pain and suffering is, but how did Pop not hear Handy’s agonising screams? As the train enters a tunnel, Handy gives one final bloodcurdling scream as his eyes become bloodshot and bulged as they pop out of his sockets when he gets hit by the side of the tunnel, killing him. Pop is horrified when Handy’s eyes are covering Cub’s eyes. And I’ll admit, it looked very goofy and amusing, but Handy’s suffering certainly wasn’t.

This was definitely Handy’s most cruelest death in my opinion. The way he screams at the top of his lungs and the way his eyes bulge is terrifying, and it shows how much fear he was in when he accepts he’s about to be slammed in the face, meeting his demise. And the fact that there was no way of getting out of the situation makes it even more frightening to experience.

At least Lifty and Shifty got their karma afterwards by being ran over in the car the stole from Handy and Mole by the same train due to the car running out of fuel, causing them to get stuck on the train tracks. But still, Handy deserves so much better. He’s just a hardworking beaver who does his best at his job. Unlike a certain someone. I’m sure you know I’m talking about. And he dies immediately after Lifty and Shifty do when he gets hit by the heavy ball that Handy and Mole were chained onto. Have you guessed who it is yet? That’s right, it’s Lumpy. Told you this episode wouldn’t end well.

4. Shifty - Sea What I Found

Hey, a death in Happy Tree Friends doesn’t need to have blood and guts to be gruesome, torturous and excruciating! And this death is a great example. This is definitely one of the most iconic deaths in the show too. Although, I will say that this death was well deserved because Shifty was being a greedy brat and only cared about himself and the treasure instead of helping his brother Lifty get out of the submarine. It’s always satisfying to see Shifty getting his karma for being such a selfish brother. After stealing a treasure chest from Russell, they return to the submarine that they stole from Disco Bear. They open the chest to see a lot of gold and jewels inside of it.

Not long after, the submarine goes over a… underwater volcano? OK, I don’t get how magma can work underwater. I understand it’s a cartoon, so anything’s possible, but still. That genuinely confuses me. Anyway, the submarine’s pipes burst open and the submarine begins to collapse. When Lifty gets knocked down by a beam, Shifty, being the greedy brother he is, leaves Lifty to die in the submarine and steals his treasure. (I’m very glad that I don’t have a brother like Shifty.) Shifty tries to escape from the submarine, but the submarine gets way too hot, that his feet get stuck onto the ground, causing the skin on his feet to peel off for every step he takes.

As Shifty tries to get through the door, he is unable to do so because of the gold weighing in his bulging pockets. The gold then starts to slowly and painfully melt on Shifty, while he lets out one of the most bloodcurdling screams in the entire show. As the submarine sinks down into the underwater volcano, it blows up and Lifty flies out of the submarine and encounters Shifty, who is now a golden statue.

This death actually reminds me of the Greek mythology of King Midas, when he wishes for gold, but ends up turning whatever he touches into gold. Shifty’s greediness really gets the best of him in this episode, and it shows how avaricious he is. Even though there’s no gore in this death, it’s still very terrifying to watch or experience. But it was also good to see that Shifty didn’t go unpunished and got what he deserved.

Not to mention he also betrays Lifty in Milkin’ It, when Shifty tosses Lifty off of their hot air balloon, causing him to get impaled by a pine tree, just to reduce the hot air balloon’s weight so Shifty can avoid being electrocuted from a power line, only for him to be

shredded to pieces by a windmill shortly afterwards. And in Buns Of Steal, when Lifty gets mutilated by a fence, Shifty is so apathetic of his death, he kicks his head off while trying to walk through his thin wire vein. Not long later, Shifty gets killed from his head and tail being cut in half when Lifty’s sharp veins swing at him. Karma is indeed evil. And it definitely loves Shifty.

3. Splendid - Gems The Breaks

Of course this death would be on the list eventually. I mean, how could I not include it?! As much as I would love to place this death first, I just couldn’t, because I’m pretty sure you know which two deaths are much worse than this one, so I’ll give Splendid the bronze. Not to mention, I’m going to be working on my AU version of Gems The Breaks soon, and Splendid dies slightly differently than he does in the original episode, as his cheeks swelling up from the pressure of the vomit he holds in his mouth causing him to explode was a little bit illogical to me. Once again, I know it’s just a cartoon and anything could happen in it, but I want to make Splendid die in a more logical way.

And it is also how a certain someone is created in my HTF AU. You want to know who? Take a wild guess. OK, OK, it’s Vomitdid. I had to bring it up. Talking about this death just wouldn’t feel complete without explaining how I got the idea of Vomitdid. So just bare with me. We’ll get to Splendid’s gut-churning fate in a moment.

This is Splendid’s only death in the entire show, (if you don’t count his death in Class Act, which I don’t, despite Kenn Navarro confirmed that everyone died in the episode, including Splendid.) and since all the other characters die more than once, it would feel weird to treat their corpses like whole different characters. But since Splendid only dies once, making his corpse another character is definitely interesting to me.

Splendid does already have an alter ego, which is Splendont, but who’s to say he can’t have two? Along with Flippy, who’s alter ego is Fliqpy, and they look very similar to each other, along with Splendid and Vomitdid. They are almost identical, but they obviously look and act slightly different just so it doesn’t seem like there’s more than one of the same character.

And here’s a little fact: In my AU, Vomitdid was originally meant to be a joke character because I genuinely just thought it would be funny to make Splendid’s corpse into a character since Gems The Breaks is my favourite HTF episode and it was very interesting to see Splendid die, since he rarely does. And Vomitdid is definitely my favourite fan made HTF character I’ve ever made. And you can see where he got his name from, haha. But anyway, enough about Vomitdid’s origins, let’s get onto the actual death now.

Lifty and Shifty find out that Splendid is vulnerable to a green glowing acorn known as the kryptonite- uh, I mean, the kryptonut. Which is an obvious reference to Superman’s weakness, kryptonite, which weakens him due to radiation poisoning. However, the kryptonut causes Splendid to feel nauseous and throw up when he gets in contact with it.

When Splendid finally takes the terrible twosome down by boiling them alive by using a pair of binoculars to strengthen his heat vision, he is able to dispose the kryptonut with the protection of wearing a hazmat suit. He crushes the kryptonut and overconfidently takes his helmet off so he can blow the dust away, only for the wind to betray him by blowing it right back in his face, causing his nose and skin to peel off.

He then suffers from radiation sickness as he starts to vomit uncontrollably, along with his heart and kidney coming out and he doesn’t even notice that he also hit poor Petunia and Giggles with his wave of puke. It must’ve been torture for Petunia especially, since she has OCD and hates getting dirty, and Petunia also has emetophobia in my AU, which is the phobia of vomiting. Now, Giggles and Petunia’s deaths in this episode are debatable, but in my version of the episode, they survive, so they are going to be extremely mortified after experiencing being engulfed in Splendid’s vomit fountain. And this is also what caused the rivalry between Petunia and Vomitdid in my HTF AU.

At this point, Splendid should be dead, but somehow no. He vomits so much that it eventually comes to the point of him trying to hold it in, but doing this only makes things a lot more harder for him, as his cheeks start to swell up, being unable to suppress the pressure of the vomit in his mouth any longer and this causes his whole body to explode. This is definitely the grossest death in my opinion, and if you’re not really keen with vomiting, then this episode will be hell for you. The fact that Splendid has the least deaths in the show, but yet has one of the goriest is really messed up to me.

However, this must have been a pleasure for all the Splendid haters out there to see him getting his karma for causing every death in this episode. Especially Mole’s death, since Splendid killed him intentionally by blowing up his car with his heat vision due to Mole not driving off when the traffic light turned green due to his blindness. And this is the reason why Mole became a villain in my HTF AU. And that is understandable, as Mole, Lifty and Shifty’s deaths were the only intentional deaths Splendid has caused in the show.

But this death really does make me feel sick to my stomach every time I watch it. The fact that not only did Splendid vomit his guts out, but there was also blood chunks in his vomit. If Splendid had just ended up vomiting pure blood instead, then this death would have definitely been first place on the list. It really was hard to watch my favourite character suffer a very extreme and disgusting death.

However, it was also quite satisfying and intriguing to see Splendid actually dying for once. I mean, it had to happen to him eventually, right? It wouldn’t be Happy Tree Friends if not every character suffers from at a few harsh deaths at the very least. Even though I really had the desire to give this death first place, as it is one of my absolute favourite deaths in the show, it just couldn’t beat these last two deaths which I’m sure you’ve already guessed which ones they are. So, let’s dive right into them!

2. Petunia - Wishy Washy

Oh dear god… this death is just… messed up. OK, let me tell you, I always think that Petunia suffers the worst kind of deaths in the show and honest to god, any of her deaths can make this spot on the list, but it just HAD to be this one. Most of you probably already know this, but huge trigger warning coming up: This death involves Petunia committing suicide and it was so horrific and graphic, the episode was removed from YouTube due to violating the community guidelines. Not to mention this is the only suicidal death in the entire show and the only episode to be deleted from YouTube. So if you just want to skip to number 1, then go ahead. But if you’re still here, then brace yourself.

Petunia is known for being a neat freak due to her OCD. The smallest smudge, the fewest inches of a lotion bottle facing the wrong way, will cause her to have a full on panic attack. And her OCD really gets the best of her in this episode. When Petunia ends up clogging her toilet, she calls the worst plumber in Happy Tree Town: Lumpy. After Lumpy gets crushed and burned by a water heater, it causes Petunia’s shower to stop working, and when she goes down the see what caused it, she is shocked by the encounter of Lumpy’s corpse, only for her to fall into the dirty water, covering her whole body in muck and gunk.

Petunia is mortified by this, and does everything she can to get the gunk off of her body. Shower? Doesn’t work. Sink? Does nothing. Sink sprayer? Makes her more dirty. Brush? Not enough. Steel wool? Only makes it worse. Nothing is able to get her clean, but what finally puts Petunia’s sanity to an end is when she finds a potato peeler, and Petunia loses her state of mind and laughs hysterically as she begins to peel her skin off aggressively, being apathetic at this point and is desperate to get clean again, and it’s not even against her will.

She goes on peeling and peeling her skin away until her body is nothing but flesh and bone, and dies from blood loss. What makes this death so uncomfortable to watch is the fact that Petunia is literally killing herself. The characters are usually killed from something against their will or by another character, accidental or deliberate, but not here. Petunia is so apathetic about dying, and had the audacity to do absolutely anything to get herself clean, which really shows how severe her OCD is. I honestly don’t know what’s worse: Petunia’s OCD, or Flippy’s PTSD.

Jesus Christ… and no, this isn’t even the worst death, and this may shock some people as they may think, “What could POSSIBLY be worse than suicide?!”, and I wouldn’t blame them at all for thinking that. But I do so happen to have the answer for which death is even worse than this one. So Petunia has earned herself the silver. But before we get to the absolute worst death in the series, we have to get through the honourable mentions, so let’s get them out of the way first.

Honourable Mentions (THESE ARE NOT IN A SPECIFIC ORDER)

Cuddles - Easy Comb, Easy Go

This death was also pretty gross, as any death involving puking guts and organs makes me feel uncomfortable, and the way the hair goes up Cuddles’ body as he suffocates to death really made me shiver. It was however my favourite death in this episode, but the fact that this death was quicker than some of his other deaths is what stops it from actually being on the list.

Russell - Sea What I Found

I’m not going to lie, but this death actually confused me when I first watched it. But when I saw the wiki page for this episode, I understood it better. Russell is killed from decompression sickness, thanks to Lumpy’s stupidity. This death actually reminds me of that one death in Street Trash, when a unnamed local fat hobo ends up exploding from drinking Viper, which is very old and expired. This causes pretty much everyone who drinks it to melt into a goopy mess, expect for the fat hobo who ends up blowing up instead, similar to how Russell did in this episode. But anyway, the reason why Russell’s death isn’t on the list is because it just couldn’t beat Shifty’s death in this episode.

Giggles - Every Litter Bit Hurts

Once again, since this death is quick, it’s not on the list. And Giggles technically lives happily until Mole impales her heart, and most people would probably be angry at Mole for this, as they would question how Mole couldn’t hear Giggles screaming in agony, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt since he’s blind, so it was technically an unintentional death.

Handy - Wipe Out!

Another very quick death, and it’s not as gory as some of his other deaths are, so it couldn’t make it onto the list. But this death does make me wince a little. I always struggle trying to zip up my jacket, and the thought of getting my fingers stuck through the zip makes me cringe hard. It’s like getting a paper cut. And right after Handy dies, a flock of seagulls come out of nowhere and feed on his corpse. … You know what, I’m not even going to ask how or why the seagulls have the urge to do that in this episode.

Nutty - Double Whammy

I used to be so terrified of this death when I first watched it, but I eventually went from hating it to loving it. It’s another one of my favourite Fliqpy kills, and the way Nutty’s head swells up and his eyes bulge out due to the pressure of the water entering his mouth reminds me of a scene in Total Recall, when Quaid has a nightmare about him dying from decompression due to the glass on his space mask shattering after hitting his face off a rock, causing his eyes to pop out. I genuinely love space movies with those kind of deaths because they’re so satisfying and disturbing to watch at the same time. The reason why I didn’t put this death on the list is because it’s not actually as bad as I thought it used to be. It’s rather a more goofy and illogical death, which is why it couldn’t make it onto the list, but I still love this death regardless, even if it’s physically impossible for it to happen in real life.

Petunia - As You Wish

Despite how gorey and bloody this death is, and how Petunia was able to survive being wounded by lots of coins that Lifty and Shifty wished for and being impaled by Sniffles’ spaceship and only really dies from her head being crushed by Lumpy’s lamp, it just cannot beat her death in Wishy Washy. Suicide is much, much, much worse than being by from other people’s wishes.

Lumpy - Take A Hike

Man, Lumpy really didn’t deserve his demise in this episode. I know throughout this list, I’ve been talking about how his lack of intelligence is what causes his and others deaths, and how it really infuriated me, but in this episode, he really did try his best to keep an eye on everyone and to make sure that they all got out alive. That obviously doesn’t happen, but since the bear killed him quite quickly and only mauled him once, unlike Toothy’s tortoise, who attacked Lumpy several times, making him suffer longer, it’s not going to make a spot onto the list.

And now… the death you were all probably expecting to be at this spot on the list, the worst death in Happy Tree Friends is without a doubt:

1. Sniffles - Tongue In Cheek

Yeah, everyone would probably chase after me if I didn’t make this death number 1 on the list. But yeah, IT’S HELL TO WATCH. The creators even admitted that they went too far with this death, and this actually caused the ants to be permanently removed from the show because of their sadistic behaviour. Yes, believe it or not, Sniffles’ death here is even worse than Petunia killing herself because the creators weren’t ashamed of how gruesome her death was. Compared to all the other deaths in the series, and I mean ALL of them, this death is the most torturous to experience and Sniffles definitely deserves the gold for this list.

This is not even the first time the ants have tortured Sniffles. There’s many episodes with Sniffles failing badly to eat some ants, such as Suck It Up, A Hard Act To Swallow, Tongue Twister Trouble, to name a few. The only episode when Sniffles is able to get away with eating an ant is Blast From The Past, when he travels back into prehistoric times and eats a prehistoric ant, with his prehistoric ancestor doing the same.

So, let’s get into this death. After Sniffles fails to eat some ants when they rip his nails open and put salt inside, he gets the idea of inventing a mind controlling ant robot and helmet and sends it off to kill the ants, but the ants are able to dodge the robotic ant as it gets electrocuted by a socket, along with electrocuting Sniffles himself. One of the ants then switch the wires on the robot of ant’s helmet, and are now able to control Sniffles.

They force him to put razor blades in an a apple, then eating it, causing his mouth and teeth to bleed excessively. Then they make him put his tongue in a paper shredder, tearing it apart and he pulls it out, only causing more blood to shed. Finally, the ants put Sniffles down when force him to hammer his tail into a nail and tie his shredded tongue to a canoe paddle and turning it slowly and painfully, eventually letting go and forcing all of his organs out of his body as the canoe paddle flys off like a propeller and stretches his up and finally sends him down to the ground, killing him in the process.

What makes this death the worst of them all is that Sniffles is forced to do this against his will. It’s not a suicidal death, unlike Petunia’s death in Wishy Washy, as she actually the one killing herself, while the ants are forcing Sniffles do to these excruciating things to himself as he cries and begs for it to stop. It is definitely both physically and mentally traumatising, with the obvious physical trauma of the graphic torture the ants put Sniffles through, but there’s also the mental trauma of how Sniffles was helpless in this episode, and he couldn’t do anything to save himself. He just had to accept the fate of being killed against his will.

Maybe it’s best that Sniffles should stay away from the ants from now on after this. And we’ll probably never see the ants get what’s coming to them (Or at least in the canon show) since they got banned from the show, unlike Shifty, who actually gets his karma for betraying Lifty frequently due to his greediness. Well actually, there is a fan made HTF episode of the ants actually getting killed, and despite it not being canon, it was satisfying to finally see the ants getting what they deserve. I just don’t think Sniffles will ever learn that he stands no chance against the ants, despite his intelligence. I understand that he’s literally an anteater, so it’s kind of a common habit for him, but he should be more aware now that trying to eat the ants isn’t really a good idea.

And that’s my list! I hope you enjoyed reading it! And if you agreed with these deaths, then that’s great! And if you disagree with any of the deaths on my list, then that’s okay. Let me know if there’s any deaths that I missed that you wanted to see and why you think it could have made it onto the list!

#happy tree friends #htf #htf lumpy #htf cuddles #htf flaky #htf giggles #htf nutty #htf handy #htf lifty #htf shifty #htf splendid #htf petunia #htf sniffles

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thequeenofthewinter · 9 months

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Allergies

I recently realized that I had this sitting around in my Scrivener documents and hadn't published it anywhere, so I have to share snarky Dunmer with everyone. I wrote this a few months ago for @sneaksandsweets with her OC Dreki. (In her universe, Neloth and Teldryn are Dreki's dads.)

Enjoy some shenanigans.

They had been over this several times before. Dreki’s medicine was supposed to be in reach at all times no matter what.

Who would have thought that someone so handsome could also be so horridly dull?

Neloth sighs as his slippers clack in short staccato notes across the hardened wooden floors of his home. Brilliant in construction—as with everything House Telvanni—, the strange mushroom abode thrives in the middle of the ashen wasteland he finds himself in. Everything down to the last detail has been tested over and over again meticulously to make sure it works perfectly—except apparently for his husband.

“Teldryn,” he raises his voice, but only slightly, with irritation as he holds a crying Dreki in his arms.

Slowly but steadily, her body has been filling with many angry, raised welts from some unidentifiable allergen. While this has happened before with a number of other substances—nuts being the most notable—the rate at which this new reaction is snaking up their adoptive daughter’s flesh is alarming. This coupled with manner in which she is wheezing—as if her lungs were straining to draw in breath—has Neloth almost in a panic.

Where is Teldryn?

His state of less than calm causes Neloth to quicken his pace, the time between the clacking of his slippers reduced to next to nothing as he enters the kitchen.

“What in Oblivion are you doing? Standing around with your—hair?” Neloth vaguely gestures to his husband in frustration. “Are you good for nothing else, or are you just a pretty face with good swordsmanship.”

Teldryn does not miss a beat. Having become accustomed to Neloth’s infamous tantrums and sharp tongue, he knows exactly how to respond, even if he is currently panicked himself. “Of which you seemed to have enjoyed immensely last night.”

While an excellent quip under any other circumstances, it does not even earn a derisive sniff from the Telvanni wizard. “You were supposed to be in charge of Dreki’s medications! Look at her! If she continues like this, she soon will not be able to breathe.”

“I am well aware of this, dear husband. However, it seems that there is no more. Instead of pointing fingers and blaming me, how about you use that brain of yours for something productive, hm?” Teldryn straightens his back as he levels his husband an unamused look. “I am doing all I can, but unfortunately I am not a master wizard unlike someone else in this room.”

“You aren’t?” Neloth feigns shock. “Ah, yes but if Dreki needs a sword, you’ll be the first one to come running, yeah? Fat load of good that will do her right now as—”

Suddenly, Dreki starts a worrying fit of coughs, effectively quieting both of the bickering Dunmer.

“You had better get started, Neloth.”

Point taken, the wizard reluctantly places an uncomfortable and squirming Dreki into Teldryn arms. “I see I have to be the one to do everything around here as per usual. While I am a master in many schools of magic, my pursuits do not typically fall into Restoration or Alchemy; however, I am sure I can turn up something.” He sniffs and turns to walk back towards his laboratory.

Once he is gone, Teldryn begins to bounce Dreki on his hip as he tries to comfort her as much as he can.

“Your dad really is something else, isn’t he?” He mutters under his breath. While he doesn’t really expect an answer from Dreki, it does elicit a small smile from her.

“I heard that.” Neloth calls out from somewhere deep in their home.

“Stop worrying about me and start with the magic, master wizard.”

#neloth #teldryn #teldryn sero #snarky dunmer #winter writes

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randoimago · 7 months

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Day 24 - Coffee Shop AU

Fandom: Persona 5

Character(s): Takuto Maruki

Type of Request: 31 Days of Oc-Trope-R

Note(s): I love and miss Maruki so much

"Shoot," Maruki mutters as the rain really picks up for the day. The forecast said maybe a light sprinkle so he didn't think his umbrella was necessary. He should've known better than to believe the weather report to be accurate.

And so he rushed through the rain to find a place to stay dry in. That led him to a small coffee shop. It was warm and smelled like baked goods and coffee beans. And the cute barista was staring at him as he got water everywhere.

"I am so sorry. I wasn't expecting the rain to pick up. I promise I'll be out as soon as it stops." Maruki is quick to apologize, before he hesitates and decides to add, "Of course, I can leave if I'm making too much of a mess."

Instead of being mad or scolding him for not having an umbrella, you just give a small smile as you go to grab a coffee cup. "What can I get you? It's on the house, I can't have you freezing on me." Maruki stares for a couple moments before giving a smile as he asks for a hot chocolate. As nice as coffee might be, he could use something a bit sweeter.

Maruki can't help but watch as you move. It seems a bit chaotic to him, but you look like you know what you're doing with preparing his drink. Maruki's gaze goes to the menu on the wall, wanting to buy something as if that'll make up for looking like a drowned rat. But he doesn't get to as you finish his hot chocolate and put a muffin on a little plate next to it.

"It's kind of you to make this for me, but I'm perfectly happy to pay you," Maruki tells you as he approaches the counter after making sure that he's not going to track too much water. He can't help but feel guilty at how sweet you're being.

"It's no worries. The weather forecast did say a light sprinkle. It's not your fault for getting caught in it," you reply and Maruki gives you another smile at your words. He takes a sip of his hot chocolate and winces. "Careful, it's hot," you tease and Maruki chuckles.

"It tastes delicious," Maruki tells you before giving a sheepish smile. "But my tongue is also a bit burnt so maybe I should give it a couple minutes before giving my verdict." As if he would say it tastes like anything else. Instead, Maruki picks up the muffin to take a bite of.

"I debated between that one and banana nut, but I didn't want to accidentally kill you because you had a nut allergy I didn't know about," you tell him and Maruki smiles.

"Well, blueberry is a classic and it's delicious." The smile on your face warms Maruki up, although maybe that's just the hot chocolate that he's sipping.

There's some silence between you two and Maruki feels guilt when he does see you get a mop to clean his mess. You're quick to remind him that it's okay. You two talk some more about this and that, Maruki has a few questions about the cafe that you seem happy to answer.

And before he knows it, the rain starts to clear up. It hasn't completely stopped, but it's gotten to a point where he can actually see outside the windows of the cafe.

"I guess I should get going now, thank you again for being so hospitable," Maruki says and he realizes that he doesn't really want to leave just yet. So instead, he takes another glance to the menu. "Actually, before I go, could I buy one of those banana nut muffins?" He makes sure to emphasis the word 'buy' and you laugh as you get him the muffin.

Maruki pays and makes sure to eye your name tag, giving you another smile and a 'thank you' before he exits. He makes it a goal to become a regular at this cafe.

Taglist:

@reo-the-leo

#randoimago 31 days of october #persona 5 x reader #persona 5 royal x reader #takuto maruki x reader #maruki x reader

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arandompersonisconfused · 9 months

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Blush Blush Cashew x GN!Reader

Comfort

Romantic

The soft sheets on your bed were pretty much the only thing you thought would save you. It was warm, but not the comforting warm. A warm you’ve never felt, like everything was burning away and the ashes of what was left slipped through your fingers. It was hard to explain this feeling, or why it was even here. What would you say? That you were upset for nothing. It mattered to no one else probably… but it mattered to you.

There was a soft knock at your front door. An almost instant reminder was in your head. You invited Cashew over… you were happy to see him! But you also didn’t want him to see the state you were in. It felt stupid being sad.

‘But why? Why do I feel this way? Maybe it’s not real, and I’m desperate for attention.’ That thought ran through your head. And it made you feel awful.

“If it’s Cashew come in!” You yelled from inside your room, walking out into the living room to greet him. You left the door unlocked last night… maybe you shouldn’t do that next time. At least nothing bad happened. The bookworm you cared for dearly walked in. His soft footsteps oddly quiet for the creaky wood flooring. Your tired eyes turned to him and you could see he was holding some books, and a goofy, but genuine smile on his face, something you needed. Even if it was small. It meant a lot, because you could tell he was happy to see you.

“Hey, sweetheart! I missed you so much!!” Cashew exclaimed, letting out a soft chuckle as he kissed your cheek and gave you a soft hug. He was warm, this time… the warm was nice. That, was a comforting type of warm. The sun from the window shined on his face, and the loose strands of hair in his face looked golden from the sunshine. Even if it was winter, you would be truly warm with him.

“Aww… how’s my favorite nut?” You asked, blatantly ignoring his peanut allergy… that didn’t matter though… maybe his dad shouldn’t of lost that bet. You swore you could’ve heard Cashew chuckle at that, but he’d never confess to that… “I’m fine… more importantly, how are you? You seem tired… Like emotionally tired. I’d never force you to talk, but… if you need someone, I’m here.”

Cashew’s words were too sweet, maybe they didn’t seem that important, but to you, in that moment. They were needed. Your heart was in a million pieces that would never be found, that was the feeling you had.

And you didn’t even have a good reason as to why. So that was what you told him. There was no reason to your sadness, to your exhaustion. Maybe it was just life beating you randomly. You expected to be ignored, it was… stupid after all…

Yet, Cashew gave a warm smile. A loving smile.

“You don’t… need a reason to be sad. Sometimes, we just are. There’s no explanation… but that’s okay. If you’re feeling it… it’s there… so it’s important to me.” As you heard Cashew’s words, you could of swore you felt tears in your eyes. Could’ve swore it…

It felt odd to have your feelings validated for once… but it felt nice.

“I love you… and… life is our adventure… and in adventures. There’s side quests, dragons to beat, and curses to break… And while that might sound bad, there’s nothing more that I would want, than helping you beat your side quests… and breaking your curse…” Cashew muttered, kissing your forehead and his hand giving yours a gentle squeeze.

Your heart swelled, your body felt soft for once. Life felt soft, and alright. You hated crying, yet the tears flowed. Your cheeks wet with tears. But a soft smile on your face. You knew all your problems weren’t solved… and maybe, that’s okay. They don’t need to be solved immediately.

But someone cares, Cashew cares, and others care. Even if your heart tried to convince you it isn’t true.

“Hey, I may not be the best prince in shining armor… but I’m a prince who loves you… and would give you the world if he could…” Cashew spoke, trying not to break any boundaries, but wanting you to know that even if others are gone. You’re in his heart.

#blush blush #comfort #fanfic #romantic #Cashew #Cashew x reader #gn!reader #Blush blush Cashew #Angst

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kthegoat · 3 months

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LA TASK.

PART 1: THE BASICS

What is your full name?

Kaseem Ryan Grant

Where and when were you born?

Chicago on January 10th, 1999

Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)

Kazier Grant —a career criminal specializing in car and home theft. Kazier was caught on a petty theft at the age of 35 and served 2 years in prison before moving out of state, abandoning his family for a life of crime elsewhere. He was known to be full of life to those who knew him, a humorous guy who loved jokes. He was caring, and a great provider under his means. To those that didn’t know him, he was stern with a tough exterior.

Joyce Stuart — led a life of crime with Kazier until he went missing. Since, she has started her own A&R business, scouting for talent to become a hit sensation. She manages many acts most musically and is supported by her eldest son. Joyce is very erratic, easily flustered and sarcastic. Her experience in dealing with Kaizer has made her less of a jovial person.

Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

Yes. Khalil Grant, is the eldest son of Joyce and Kazier. He has followed in his father’s footsteps in being a career criminal. He is very nonchalant, sarcastic and nefarious.

Nyasia Stuart, is the youngest of the Grant clan. She is unspoken of due to not actually being Kazier’s child. Although Kaseem doesn’t know her personally, she is known to be the opposite of her mother.

Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.

In a gated mansion, that has multiple bed and bathrooms a finish basement with a studio attached along with a basketball court, and front lawn driveway. Kaseem currently lives with his wife, Asiah two pets Cudi and Chase and their newest addition their daughter.

What is your occupation?

Kaseem is a rapper/entertainer. He also is a heavy private investor and gambler.

Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.

Kaseem stands at 6’ exact and 200 pounds and growing. He has black locks that are to the length of slightly below his shoulders, brown eyes and multiple tattoos some which include tributes to his grandmother, his father, his wife and most recently his daughter. Many of the tattoos scattered across his body (including his face) cover scars that remind him of bad incidents in time. The most obvious being one on his arm.

To which social class do you belong?

Upper Class.

Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

Kaseem is allergic to pine nuts, certain anesthetics. He also suffers from asthma but has had it under control since his late teens.

Are you right- or left-handed?

His right hand is more dominate, but he can use both in certain instances.

What does your voice sound like?

A heavy Chicago accent, most have described it as slightly ‘nasally’ but with base.

What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?

‘On bro, fo’nem, Maxine’ , ‘C’mon’

What do you have in your pockets?

Phone and a couple of bills under 100.

Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?

N/A

PART 2: GROWING UP

How would you describe your childhood in general?

Due to the lack of parental guidance, and only having his grandmother as a main resource, Kaseem has blocked out a lot of his childhood. So other than being able to describe it as a lesson, he wouldn’t know how to describe it.

What is your earliest memory?

His mother helping his father break into a house while he and his brother waited in the car.

How much schooling have you had?

Kaseem promised his grandmother he would graduate high school, so he did. After that he didn’t further himself.

Did you enjoy school?

No.

Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?

On the streets, especially the nights he stayed out all night.

While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.

He used to look up to his brother.

While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?

Kaseem and his parents, specifically his mother never got along. He did get along with brother and grandmother the most other than that he hasn’t had much contact with other family members.

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A basketball player.

As a child, what were your favorite activities?

Playing basketball, running through the mall.

As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?

Kaseem was stubborn, abrasive, destructive and airy

As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?

Kaseem was loner mostly. He had a best friend by the name of Marcus. They got along so well because Marcus was the same as Kaseem. They were close until their late teens.

When and with whom was your first kiss?

His first crush, Kenia at the age of 12.

Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

Kaseem lost his virginity at age 14 with a girl in the grade above him.

PART 3: PAST INFLUENCES

What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

The marriage to his wife Asiah and the birth of his daughter. It is when Kaseem felt like he was finally becoming his own person away from his family.

Who has had the most influence on you?

Possibly his wife or grandmother.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

Being able to be a provider for his family, legally.

What is your greatest regret?

Keeping minimal contact with his mother after he moved.

What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

Setting his brother up after he got harmed.

Do you have a criminal record of any kind?

Yes, but nothing too serious.

When was the time you were the most frightened?

When his grandmother got sick right before his junior year of high school.

What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?

TBA

If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?

Agreeing to the terms of his current success with his mother and brother.

What is your best memory?

Getting his first platinum record and the birth of his daughter.

What is your worst memory?

Getting injured and being blamed for it.

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I just saw your rant about growing up with nut allergies, and can I say I feel you so much! My school actually put me in a locked cage for 2 years every lunch time where other kids would visit me like a zoo animal and throw peanuts at me through the bars while the teachers would take my own food my mother packed for me and only allow me a piece of white bread. I had a red hat a was forced to wear outside and inside the classrooms "for easy identification" if I was having an anaphylactic attack and so many kids and Parents!!! Would treat it like a infection they could catch. And the worst part is the school lost my $170aud epipen 2 years in a row and couldnt even tell me when it went missing, just that it had been for months by the time I inquired and i still had to fight tooth and nail to be allowed to keep my own epipen I paid for on my person because I could have used it as a weapon??????!?!?

they put you in a

WHAT?

i banish you to the anti-nut cage. get back demon

But speaking of the "what if the allergic-child uses their life-saving medicine as a WEAPON?" thing, that was also an argument I ran into all the time from school administrators and parents and teachers... To be fair though, I actually did get in trouble once for making a kid cry having simulated an epi pen injection on her... It was 1st grade and a girl in my class Alison (shout out Alison, you were nice) asked me what it felt like and if it hurt and I was like "YEAH MAN, wanna see how bad?" and she was like "bet" and so I grabbed a marker to demonstrate a perfect injection delivery into her outer thigh

I was... forceful. She burst into tears (I had definitely hurt her by jabbing her hard with a marker and holding it there for ten seconds) and then I of course also panicked and burst into even more hysterical tears and all the teachers could get out of either of our incoherent blubbering was that the epi pen is designed to go through denim!!!! I was just trying to give her a faithful re-enactment!! I was actually a part of the problem, is my point

#peanut allergy #nut allergies #trixree speaks #asked & answered

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larabiatasstuff · 11 months

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Firstly I love your blog! Secondly could I please ask you to write a story about older terry? I'm someone who suffers with a nut allergy and I would love to see a story where he saves his beloved from her nut allergy just in the nick of time :)

First of all thank you so much for your kind words anon it really means a lot. 🖤As someone who suffers with a nut allergy herself I can relate. Of course I write that for you 🙏

It was date night for Terry and me. Like every Friday we talked about what we could do and this time we decided to have dinner at the new restaurant that opened recently. So we got there and a friendly woman guided us to our table. It was on the outside terrace where we could watch the stars. "It's beautiful here isn't it?" I asked him "But not as beautiful as you my love,you look breathtaking tonight." "Thank you honey, you look very handsome yourself Mr Silver." So we looked through the menus as a young, nervous looking woman approached us. "Hello I'm your waitress for tonight. What can I get you?" "Before we order I need you to know that I'm allergic to nuts so if you could get that information to the kitchen that would be perfect." "Oh, alright I... I will tell the chef." I gave her a warm smile. She must have been new to the job and I wanted to comfort her. "It's alright there's no need to be nervous, you're doing a great job." she nodded and took our orders and left. "That was very sweet of you my love." Terry said "Yeah I remember my first time serving guests and there was no one who had a nice word for me." Terry took my hand and placed a soft kiss on the back. "And that's exactly why I love you."After some time our food arrived and it was absolutely amazing. When we were finished we decided to stay for a drink and that's when I started to feel unwell. Terry of course noticed it immediately" Are you alright my love? ".I took a sip of my water" I don't know, I feel kind of warm and my stomach feels weird. I think I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back." I got up from my seat and made my way to the restroom. I looked into the mirror and froze, my whole face was red and I had a hard time swallowing and breathing. I knew I had an allergic reaction but unfortunately I didn't bring my purse with me where my epi pen was in. I tried to calm down but on my way to the door I felt dizzy and fell to the floor. I couldn't call for help and was desperately trying to get some air. "Sweetheart? Is everything okay in there?" I heard Terry's voice coming from outside, I tried to answer him but all I could bring out was a moan. Then he opened the door and his eyes went wide. "Oh my god, somebody call an ambulance my girlfriend has an allergic reaction, now!" he hurried away to get the epi pen out of my purse and injected it into my thigh. "Everything will be fine my love, just hold on. I'm here okay? Try to breathe for me, deep breaths just like that." he knelt beside me holding my hand and stroking my hair. Breathing already started to feel easier. "I'm so glad you came... I was..." but Terry didn't let me finish "Shhh don't talk my love, you need to rest. We're waiting for the ambulance to get you checked up alright? Just keep breathing nice and slow." Then the ambulance arrived and took me to the hospital "Well Miss L/N you were lucky your boyfriend acted so fast you almost had an allergic shock. I will keep you here for tonight just in case but you'll be free to leave in the morning." "Thank you doctor. How are you feeling my love?" Terry asked sitting beside me. "Much better. You saved my life Terry. If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be here anymore." "Don't say that my love I'm always looking after you. I won't let anything happen to you as long as I'm alive and you know that.Also I talked to the restaurant owner and it seems that they accidentally switched your order with another one ". "Oh my the poor waitress, does she know it wasn't her fault?"Terry chuckled "There you are lying in a hospital bed worrying about others.Yeah I think he told her. Now rest a bit my love, I'll stay as long as you need me." I gave him a tired smile "I love you Terry Silver" he placed a soft kiss on my forehead. "I love you too sweetheart."

#thomas ian griffith #sensei targaryen #terry silver #cobra kai #terry silver x reader

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jimmyssnuggs · 29 days

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takes place november 2024

TW hospitals, allergic reactions (mentioned, not in detail)

teagan's clinical shift for the day had been switched extremely last minute, leaving her with virtually no chance to find a babysitter for hallie for the day, because jimmy was busy with hockey. teagan's shift was until 9 at night, and hallies daycare pickup time was long before that.

she was quick to text elise, who responded almost immediately that she has her night class tonight until 8, but she would be happy to pick up hallie from daycare and from wherever she was after 8.

teagan's hands her find her way to her head, rubbing her temple in circular motions.

elise's name pops up on her screen, and it begins to buzz. "hi els." her voice is tired, and a tiny bit of panic peeks out in her tone.

"hey tee," she uses her nickname for the girl. *i asked gianna if she could watch hallie while you are at the hospital working and she said she could. she babysits now, and is certified.?

"really? can you text her my number? i want to make sure i go over everything with hallie and her allergies beforehand so if i'm in a rush to get to work i won't forget."

"of course. i'll send you her number right now."

"thank you els."

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"thank you so much again for doing this so last minute. i left money on the counter so you can order food for yourself. if you give hallie any snacks in the pantries, they should be good and have no nuts. but please double check the ingredients list to make sure. her dinner is in the fridge, please don’t feed her anything else that’s not from our fridge or pantries. her epi pen is on the counter, where she can't reach if anything were to happen, but i trust you completely." teagan rambles, before bending down to the floor where her daughter is playing with toys.

"of course." gianna sends her a smile. teagan doesn't notice the box of cupcakes in her hand, being too busy focusing on getting to work.

"alright bug, momma has to go to work. i'll see you in the morning, and auntie els is gonna come and have a sleepover. she presses a kiss to her daughters forehead before walking toward the door.

her daughter presses a kiss to her hand before blowing it, her way of saying goodbye to teagan before work. "love mama!" she hears just before she shuts the door, hallie disappearing from her view.

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the first thing she does as her break starts is check her phone, expecting a check-in text from gianna, the girl watching hallie. instead, teagan is met with 12 missed calls from gianna, and 16 from elise.

her heart beats against her chest, filling her ears as she scrambles to call elise. she picks up on the first ring.

"els?" teagans voice is panicky, ringing through the empty break room.

"teagan,” her voice is shaken. "we're at the hospital, it's hallie. we don't know how, but she ate something, and she couldn't find her epi pen, and-“

"what hospital." the older girl demands, hands shaky.

"the university hospital."

"what floor?" teagan snaps, already on her way to her boss's desk to explain the situation at hand.

"emergency room. room 1355.”

“i’ll be there as soon as i can" she hangs up, heavily breathing as she looks at her boss with wide eyes. my daughter. she um, she had an allergic reaction, and she's in the emergency room wing, and i really need to go see her. i'm so sorry." she blurts out, shoulders tense.

"go, take off the rest of the day and make sure she's okay." her boss, the best lady, smiles at her. “i mean it teagan, don't come back until your next shift.”

her shoulders sag in relief, letting out a ‘thank you,’ before turning and practically running to the stairs.

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“i’m here to see my daughter. can i go see her please?” she speaks to the lady at the front desk of the emergency room, wide eyed and panting from how quick she ran to get here.

“yes, you may. do you know what room she’s in?”

“1355.”

“you’re gonna go all the way down that hallway, then at the very end turn to your right, and walk down that hallway. it’s the very last room on your left.” the receptionist shoots her a smile, and she’s off.

her body is on autopilot, not even realizing she is calling jimmy until she hears his voice. “teegs? aren’t you at work?”

“jimmy.” she chokes on a sob. she hears him cuss under his breath and the sound of her tears, having just gotten off the ice.

“teagan? babe, what’s wrong? are you okay?”

“i-“ she lets out another sob. “it’s hallie, she, she,” she can’t finish her sentence as another sob escapes her.

“what happened babe? can you tell me?” his voice is gentle, knowing that’s exactly what his girlfriend needs.

“emergency room. elise called me. she, she had an allergic reaction, and I’m about to go in the room now and see her. i can’t cry in front of her jim.” she sniffles, standing outside the door of the room her daughter is in.

he lets out a loud ‘fuck,’ and she can hear him shuffling to get out of the rink. “what room is she in, i’m on my way.”

“it’s okay jim, elise and i are here with-“

“teagan,” he gently whispers. “what room is she in?”

“1355,” she responds. “i’m going to go see her, and i’ll see you when you get here.”

“i love you, i’ll be there soon teegs. take deep breaths for me, alright?

“i will. i love you too.” she sniffs, letting him hang up the phone.

she sighs, taking a deep breath before she walks into the hospital room. she gasps at the sight in front of her. hallie is asleep with an adrenaline drip in her, as well as having oxygen tubes in her nose. her face is still swolen, and hives and splotches of red are littered around her body.

“els.” teagan chokes, looking at the girl who is sat next to the bed her daughters in.

“tee,” she gets up and hugs a shaking teagan. “they said they have to move her into a different wing, because they can’t fully treat this level properly in the emergency room. but they need your permission as her mom.” she whispers, rubbing a hand up and down teagan’s back.

“yeah, do i have to go get the nurse?” she looks at elise with teary eyes.

“no, i’ll go get her and wait for jimmy. he’s gonna get lost trying to find the room.” she tries to lighten the mood, smiling as teagan lets out a small laugh.

teagan grabs her hand. “what did she eat? where’s gianna?”

“she left as soon as i got here,” elise sighs. “she said she fed hallie a cupcake, and swore she didn’t realize it had peanuts in it.

teagan shuts her eyes. she had asked her not to feed hallie any food that wasn’t from there house.

she walks out of the room, and teagan takes that as her sign to sit next to hallie, grabbing her hand. she traces her thumb over her the back of her daughters hand, whispering to her. she lets out a sob, no longer able to hold her emotions in.

she doesn’t know how long she cries for, but she knows its at least for a little while because she feels jimmy’s hand on her shoulder, which only causes her to start crying harder.

wordlessly, he takes her in his arms, moving them to sit on the recliner chair. he brings her onto his lap, and she buries her head into his neck and cries. “she-“

“i know babe, i know. i’m here now.” he rubs her back, whispering sweet nothings into her ear.

they stay like that for a while, until the nurse comes in. “hi, i’m your daughters nurse in the emergency room. unfortunately her state is so severe, that we need to move her into a better wing of the hospital that’s more equipped to deal with her needs. do we have your permission?”

“yes.” teagan croaks, voice sore from the sobbing.

the nurse smiles softly at her. “perfect. we’ll be back in a half an hour to begin to move her to where she needs to be. i just need to make sure they have a room for her.” the nurses voice is so cheery, and teagan wants to yell that there is no reason for her to be this cheery. not when her daughter is suffering.

jimmy senses her anger, and squeezes her hand gently. “you’re okay, just breathe.” he encourages her, fingers trailing her back to soothe his girlfriend.

there’s a stir that comes from hallie, and they both snap their hands to look at her. her eyes flutter open, as she turns her head to look at teagan and jimmy. “mama? dada?” her voice is scratchy, and barely heard.

she looks very confused, and both of them are leaning toward her to hold her hands. “hi bug.” teagan whispers.

she stares at them, beginning to look around the room and get confused as to where she is. “i home?”

“no, we’re not at home bug. we’re gonna go to a different room so you can get better, and then after we can go home.” jimmy smiles at her, moving the hair out of her eyes.

“okay,” she accepts the words, blinking again. “i sleepy.”

“you can go back to sleep bug. we’ll be here when you wake up.”

hallie’s asleep before she can even finish her sentence. a sense of relief washes over teagan now that she’s spoken to hallie, and curls further into jimmy’s arms, letting her eyes slip shut as he rubs his hand her back.

he smiles, knowing she needed the sleep. “i love you.” he whispers softly, pressing a light kiss to her forehead.

#teagan x jimmy #q chats about her aus #q writes

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