#im worried i made him too much of a dick tho

[theautisticwriter]

Love Letters: Yandere! Helluva Boss characters X G/N Reader

Characters- Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Stolas, Asmodeus, Fizzarolli

Show- Helluva Boss

Genre- romantic, yandere

Summary- Mini love letters from your not so secret stalkers admirers!

Warnings- swearing, pet names, yandere themes, mentions of planned kidnapping, stalking, delusional characters, unwanted attention

Word count- 1.5K

Extra notes- I have a Hazbin Hotel version of this uploaded as well!

key: f/l = first letter of your name, y/n = your name, n/n = your nickname

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By this point you know who it is y/n, I’m the only person COOL enough to send u romantic as fuck letters like the old people do

Sorry for eating the food u made last night, when i was raiding ur fridge it looked so fucking good (and it was, who knew u could cook :P). i left u a pony as a replacement, u can’t eat it but it’ll make u think of me ;) and that pony cost me a FUCK ton of money, collectors addition and shit. i know, bad fucking ass right??

the stupid shitty loud alarm u installed didn’t work when i came in, ud be much safer with me and loony. that’s the plan anyways babe, u have NO idea the fucking creeps that live down here, they’re all fucking animals and ur…not, a fucking asshole i guess.

i drew you smth (it’s the thing stuck on the back of the envelope with the glitter glu)

^glue

it’s me and u holding hands, like other couples do. we’re better than those corny fuckers tho, hence the crowns on our heads.

ignoring my texts, BLOCKING ME (still upset about this BY THE WAY) and then ignoring my very nice letters is kinda a dick move f/l, but it’s whatevs. everything is almost ready for ur move in. i cleaned up n everything :D

from the only bitch worth ur time,

blitzø

<3 (ignore that, moxxie threw a gun at me and my hand slipped, might fire him)

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Hiya sweet cheeks!!!

It’s Mills here, just checking in! Via letter! Ain’t that just the fanciest little thing? Mox said it’s the best way to show thought and care to someone, so here’s all my thoughts and care, just for you!

How’ve you been? Good I hope, I’ve been just peachy thanks for asking! My Ma and Pa are super excited to meet ya one day, they’ve even started planning the wedding! Now I told them to slow their horses down, and not the overwhelm ya, we’ll get to that don’t you worry darlin.

Im just so excited to write this letter for you! Ain’t it so romantic?? I’m practically squealing in delight at the thought of you opening this and swoonin’, that’s what you’re doing, right?

Now i’m writing this on my break, and my boss really needs me back in the game! I got employ of the month! Most amount of kills, with the best and bloodiest results baby!

Until next time sweetheart,

Your Mills! ♡

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Hi y/n,

It’s Moxxie here, I was a little nervous to send this letter to you, but I always try to follow my heart, and my heart was telling me to communicate with you in the most romantic way I know how due to our current circumstances of being so far away. It’s hard, for the both of us i’m sure, but we’ll be okay y/n.

As much as I don’t get along with my father, he has been helpful with my preparations for your arrival. It’s a big deal, moving in together. I’m sure your anxious, I am too, but in the best way possible. Love is pure, and can make somebody feel whole, it’s a wonderful feeling. I never want that to be taken away from me, and you are the source of all my love. That’s why we need to be together, being only half a demon isn’t good for the soul.

We can do lots of fun things together as well, like go to the opera, or to musicals, or I can show you my shooting skills. My boss says that I have a pretty good shot, which is the biggest compliment he’s ever given me. And we can do things you like too, marriage is equal of course. Obviously, this will all happen later done the line, you’ll need time to adjust, and I understand that. I understand you.

I’m running out of room on my page, but I will write to you again tomorrow. Please respond? Just once, y/n? It’d be nice, to hold something from you since I can’t hold you yet.

All my love,

Your Moxxie <3

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Uh, hi?

Wait, you don’t put ‘uh’ in letters do you? Or put wait whilst you think, fuck shit fuck

Sorry, I’m new to this. Normally I just send a text to people but, your phone is off at the moment I think? Or you lost it? Or you blocked me?

Either way, I’ll send you these stupid letter things until it’s back on. So, uh, what are you up to? Blitz has been up my ass about meeting you, heads up, when I come get you and bring you to our room he’s gonna go all psycho dad mode and integrate you, but he’ll back off after a while. He’s a dick sure, but he does want me to be happy. And your, likeable or whatever, so i’m sure you’ll get along.

Once you get comfortable at home with me, Blitz said you could work with me at I.M.P. You’ll be like the co-secretary or something. You won’t be put in danger, I won’t let that happen, you’ll just get to sit with me. We can watch things together, if you wanted.

I guess i’ll see you soon, how do you end these?

See you,

Love from,

Regards?

Bye y/n,

Loona.

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My dearest y/n,

I hope this letter finds you well. I yearn for your presence here, besides me. It’s quite lonely without you, I will admit my dear. It would be oh so wonderful if you could write back. I understand you may be preoccupied with your current activities, but I can’t help myself from desiring a response. I know, it’s selfish of me to expect you to reply to my letters when you’ll be here with me shortly, but I can’t keep my thoughts at bay at the moment.

Your face is a constant in my mind, night and day, asleep and awake, your voice in my mind calms me when I need it most, your smile brightens the bleariest of moments and so on. You can imagine the difficulties I’m facing with no response from you, but that’s alright. If you can’t write back to me dear, I won’t pressure you. Your time is precious, and we will have all the time in hell quite soon. Isn’t that exciting?

I can give you the life you deserve n/n, any luxuries or mundanities you wish for will be handed to you on a silver platter. Or a golden one, if that’s more to your liking? We can properly discuss the specifics once we are together. How thrilling, the though of you and I together at last.

We truly are written in the stars!

Yours until the end of the sky and then some,

Stolas.

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Hey there baby,

It’s been a while, huh? I’m sorry if you feel neglected babe, it’s so hard keeping in contact with you when you’re so far away hun. Wouldn’t it be so much better if you were here with me? Sure I’ve got a lot of meetings, being a sin and all, but I’d be at your beck and call n/n, you could even be my new excuse to leave those awful “business” discussions. They barely talk business with me, it’s just complete bullshit babe.

I know the lust ring can be intimidating, we have quite the reputation, but I assure you, love is not a foreign concept to me. Romance is one of my most favourite things! Though that’s a secret, let’s keep that between us, yeah? That side of me is reserved for you n/n.

It’s so boring over here without you, I feel like i’m just lounging around and last time I checked, I was the lust sin, not the sloth sin. We’d have so much fun together babe! Can’t you picture it? Even if you can’t yet, I can wait. Having you near me will be enough, you are enough just as you are.

Sincerely yours,

Asmodeus (Ozzie) xoxo

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Heya cutie!

Letters are a lot harder to write than I thought they’d be y’know? I’ve rewritten this like 16 times already, sheesh. It just feels so awkward, I can’t see your reaction to my words which means I can’t fix any mistakes I’ve made :(. I’m sure I haven’t made any though! Right? This letters going really well so far and is definitely wooing you, right, y/n?

Hah, I’m asking questions as if you can reply right away. Silly old me, I don’t know what i’m worrying about! We’re meant to be together. I know it’s super sappy, but we’re like soulmates. Soulmates are bound to be together! That’s why I’m bringing you home soon, I can’t wait! I’ve got sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many awesome tricks to show you!

And, the best news, I quit my job!! ༘⋆-ˋˏ ༘⋆-ˋˏ This means, we will have a LOT more time with each other, and you don’t have to worry about Mammon being possessive over me, because fuck him! I’m my own clown! Or, well, your clown.

I can’t wait to see you! This is going to be great for us, I pinky promise :P

Love from,

Fizzarolli !!!! ༘⋆!!,-!ˋˏ!!!

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#helluva boss #helluva boss x reader #yandere helluva boss #yandere blitzo #yandere blitzo x reader #yandere moxxie #yandere moxxie x reader #yandere loona #yandere loona x reader #yandere millie #yandere millie x reader #yandere stolas #yandere stolas x reader #yandere asmodeus #yandere asmodeus x reader #yandere fizzarolli #yandere fizzarolli x reader #hazbin hotel #stolas x reader #blitzo x reader #fizzarolli x reader #asmodeus x reader #moxxie x reader #millie helluva boss x reader #loona x reader

[starry-bi-sky]

Just the idea of clone Danny and clone Talia working out much bette then him and Talia would confuse poor Bruce. And best part all 4 of them don'T believe he is batman Danny: "We know he is your Sugarbaby, Mom and dad talked about it." Clone Talia:" So no fear, my OG liked a Himbo. And well Danny is a one too."

FR THO AND THEN THERE’S BABY DAMES IN THE CORNER SWEATING BECAUSE HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS. THE LoA TOLD HIM. He’s not saying SHIT though because this is hilarious. He’s silently laughing in the corner. And yessss Clone Danny and Clone Talia working out much better is exactly why I thought of it -- because one its funny and two the potential angst. the could have been.

It doesn't ever occur to Bruce to tell them he's batman but that conversation still comes up during mealtime one day while Danny's recovering (he has to be tied to his chair because he found the gym and nearly dislocated his shoulder trying to train. Dammit Danny your bones are made of glass right now from destabilizing, let your cells repair before doing anything!) because the four of them were talking about Batman and his clan of kids.

Danny, frowning: im not a himbo?

Nasra: reportedly when you first met Damian, your first response to his attacking you was to... grab the blade with your hands, multiple times. This resulted in you slicing a nerve in both hands and permanently weakening your fine motor control.

Danny: well--

Nasra: even now you're rubbing your palms, you only do that when your hands are bothering you.

Damian, snapping his head up: what!?

Danny: you noticed that?? also i learned. I didn't repeat myself when you attacked me when we met, did I?

Nasra: i. suppose not. you're still a himbo, however.

also Danny does his usual 'run on negative sleep' bullshit while in the manor except now he has not only damian but also Nasra tag-teaming his bullshit. Like no, Danny. you need sleep to recover your strength. your ghostly investigation can wait until you're not about to pass out and break your nose on your laptop. They have whole ass arguments in arabic - all three of them - as damian AND nasra drag danny to the closest soft horizontal surface. Danny returns the favor to the both of them when those two are also doing their 'negative sleep' stuff.

Dick at bby Dames: so do you....

Damian: know that you guys are Batman and his family? Yeah. Grandfather and Mother told me before I was living with Danny.

Tim: how come Danny and Nasra don't know then?

Damian: I didn't think it was important to tell Danny that his original was Batman. He does know of the League, however. He calls Grandfather my "super evil, ecofascist grampa and his cult of killers" and doesn't want to know more out of worry of needing to get involved.

Dick: I - really?

Damian: yes, he figured that since grandfather had yet to successfully wipe out my original, then that whatever Damian Wayne was doing was working. And that if he knew more, then he might have to get involved, and he has own problems to worry about than the League of Assassins.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dp crossover #dpdc #dp dc #dp dc crossover #dpdc au #dpdc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #danny fenton is a clone #clone^2 #dick at nasra and damian: you dont like each other?? #Damian: she attacked danny Nasra: he's an annoying little ingrate Danny: oh good they're getting along finally #nasra and damian solidarity is them sparring each other in the gym repeatedly. its how they start bonding. :) and also making sure danny #is taking care of himself. Danny makes sure Damian isn't staying awake too late from art or his own hobbies #and same with Nasra. he finds her beating the shit out of a training dummy and coaxes her to go get hot chocolate with him from the kitchen #he tells her about stars she tells him about the ocean - she's discovered a love for it. they're infodumping to each other #i love the asks send me more (affectionate) #anyone: hey [idea for your au]? #me foaming at the mouth: HEY U SHOULD TALK TO ME MORE. LETS TALK. PLS

[whyse7vn]

BREAKING POINT -

[ ot7 x reader ]

this is like super short pls forgive me tan twitter tl for context

tan on twitter!!!

8 participants - 8 online

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tae: yoongi pls unblock me on twitter

yoongi: kill yourself

tae: i tried guys why doesn’t he love me 💔

y/n: that was a pathetic try

tae: guess what

y/n: what?

tae: ligma man..

y/n: ligma??

jimin: no way 😭

jk: baby…

namjoon: really

y/n: WHAT???

jin: i’m with her

wtf you guys on about??

hobi: this is a sad day

tae: LIGMA FUCKING BALLS BITCH

y/n: drown

jimin: ur fault tbh

hobi: real

y/n: leave me alone

jin: look you made her upset idiots

y/n: IM NOT UPSET

hobi: cheer up baby ❤️

namjoon: it’s okay tae upsets me all the time

y/n: im fine

hobi: bts song

jk: i know bts

tae: me 2

y/n: i want to stab you with a pencil

tae: watch out namjoon

namjoon: she is definitely talking to you

tae: proof?

hobi: bts?

jimin: i’m gonna bts outta you shut the fuck up

hobi: aw man :/

jk: bts?

jin: beat the shit

tae: beat MY shit

jk: woah

yoongi: he actually needs to kill himself wow

tae: @y/n u 2

y/n: LEAVE ME ALONE

jimin: she’s mad

y/n: I’M NOT MAD

jin: y/n are you still with that scoups guy?

namjoon: didn’t we just find out they we’re together like a week ago?

jk: WE DID????

jin: she moves on fast tho so idk

y/n: NO I DONT????

jimin: yoongi mingyu jk scoups mark wonho minho san all of us

there’s more hold on i’m thinking

hobi: all of us?

jk: say sike…

y/n: ARE YOU FUCKING SICK???????

jin: woah major slut alertttttt

namjoon: shut up

y/n: ONLY LIKE 4 OF THOSE NAMES ARE RIGHT

jk: what

y/n: AND IVE ONLY FUCKED 2 OF THEM SO KILL YOURSELF LEAVE ME ALONE

yoongi: she’s a grown woman

y/n: RIGHT

sorry i’m hot as fuck and pull bitches it’s not my fault

jin: u mid

y/n: ur 30

jin: ok please leave me alone i’m sorry

tae: my body count is also 2

jimin: -2

tae: ummmm?

jk: i’ve killed no one

i could of but don’t worry

namjoon: ??

hobi: fyi she did not deny being with scoups

jimin: TRUE

jk: NO

y/n: i deny it

jimin: too late we know

jin: SLUT

sorry

pls i’m sorry i didn’t mean it pls don’t be mean to me

please oh my god i’m sorry it slipped out

love u

please

y/n: THIS IS NOT FEMINISM

namjoon: it’s okay if ur with him

jk: NO ITS NOT STOP SAYING THAT WHATS UR FUCKING ISSUE STUPID STUPID STUPID

y/n: IM NOT

tae: who have you fucked

yoongi: are you stupid?

tae: no i’m curious

hobi: OH IM CURIOUS YEAH

wow i love shinee

y/n can you please start talking to minho again and then get married to him so i can be at his wedding and we can be forever connected

jk: SHUT UR MOUTH

y/n: you guys know so much about my relationship life it actually makes me want to throw up

jimin: ur easy to stalk

hobi: she’s fucked jk and yoongi

tae: and me

jin: in dreams doesn’t count

yoongi: lol

tae: LOL AWAY FROM ME YOU NASTY BITCH

U THINK UR WINNING BUT UR FUCKING NOT

WHEN ME AND Y/N GET MARRIED IT WILL BE ME KIM TAEHYUNG WHO LOLS IN UR FUCKING FACE

YOU RAT

yoongi: L

tae: no

yoongi: O

tae: YOU FUCKING STOP RIGJT NOW MIN YOONGI

yoongi: L

tae: 6pm seoul south korea apartment block C floor 7 door number 279 a ak47 a man a mask and a fucking dream

namjoon: wow ok that’s great!!

nice vogue shoot btw jungkook!

jk: I WILL NOT FUCK U GO AWAY

namjoon: oh my fucking god

hobi: scottish pride!!

jimin: ???

hobi: was he not wearing a kilt?

jimin: a what?

hobi: killing myself

jin: why they put you in that dirty ass bathroom omg?

tae: dirty shoot for a dirty man

jin: ?

tae: what?

jin: just a bit crazy coming from u

y/n: tae you need to shower

tae: you in love

ha

fucking bitch

jin: do you fuck her or fight her damn?

jimin: right he’s pissing me off

tae: can you leave me alone i’m going through a lot rn

jk: dick

tae: ??

jk: a lot of dick

yoongi: lmao

namjoon: he likes men?

hobi: ewwwwwwwwwwww

jimin: homophobia?????????

jk: yes so he’s going through them

cuz he does not like y/n

yoongi: you say this like every 2 weeks

jk: because it is true

y/n: thank god

jk: no thank men

hobi: thx men

jin: so it’s not jimin?

jimin: what??

tae: i’ve never touched another man let alone sleep with one

hobi: amen

y/n: now that is just not true

namjoon: who cares

tae: I DO

hobi: no one will ever say those words to you

jin: i will

tae: fr 🥲?

jin: LOL

tae: ok kys

and fuck that bitch y/n

yoongi: have

tae left “tan on twitter”

hobi: cuteness overload ^_^

y/n: what crawled up his ass today tf

jk: hi do you need me do you want me do you love me

namjoon: can we just talk about life or like

jin: let me guess trees?

jimin: weed?

jk: OH MY GOD NAMJOON WANTS TO TALK ABOUT WEED

hobi: life is a downward spiral noting matters we are all slowly dying the government hates us money is worthless drugs are all around our water is running out

jk: where is it running out of

let’s catch it

y/n: tae was being super weird right?

hobi: super shy

namjoom: what’s new

hobi: new hair

namjoon: stop

hobi: forgive me master

namjoon: i’m at my breaking point

jimin: breaking bad

jin: drugs?

jimin: it all links back to namjoon…

jk: omgggggg namjoon is this true……..

namjoon: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

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pls lmk if you like the twitter concept idk if i’m feeling her yet but if you guys are i will do more idk trying to be different 🙈

#bts crack #bts fanfic #bts fluff #bts imagines #bts fic #bts text #bts x reader #bts x y/n #bts x you #namjoon x reader #jin x reader #yoongi x reader #hoseok x reader #jimin x reader #taehyung x reader #jungkook x reader #bts texts #rm x reader #suga x reader #v x reader #jhope x reader #hobi x reader #bts fake chats #bts incorrect texts

[b00tyliciousbabe]

Jack Harlow x Black Male Reader pt.1

Summary: I RECOGNISE THAT JACK HARLOW ISN’T GAY. it’s just a fun thing that I wanted to experiment with and to share my slutty fantasy lmaooo enjoy. no disrespect to my bae Jackman Thomas Harlow either, ily maybe a lil too much…💕✨

Warnings: sprinkles of fluff. Mostly smut, I wrote this accurately accounting what me and my husband did on that night. Don’t get jealous 🤭😏

DETAILSSS:

Jack had finished his BET performance, and after a very successful night, he made his way back to you. Once he got back home, you greeted him with the most intense kiss. You wrapped your hands around his neck, as he groped at your hips. You pulled away as he softly bit on your lower lip. “Just what I needed, thanks baby” He went back in, this time fighting for dominance in the warm chasm of your mouth. “You were so amazing out there,” you praised, stroking the back of his neck, “how about a lil reward?” Jack began biting his lips at he stared lustfully into your eyes. “Say less,” he whispered into your ear.

The boundaries of your clothing decorated the floor of the living room. “Y/N imma need u to jump for me” he uttered as you obliged. The kiss deepened further as you jumped and wrapped my legs around his lower waist. As the couple spoke in tongues, you felt his love for you embolden as his semi tapped numerous times at your hole. “Fuck, how am I this close and you ain’t even put it in yet.” Jack giggled “my dick got you mesmerised, huh,” he teased staring into your Bambi eyes “don’t worry babe, imma wreck that pretty little pussy of yours, real nicely.” You grabbed his face and placed a sweet kiss on his ear. “Never stop talking dirty to me.” You muttered breathlessly into his ear.

He carried you to the bedroom. You both fell graciously onto the silk bedsheets. Jack sat like a king at the edge of the mattress. You got onto your knees, admiring his length, girth and hair. “omds you’re so hairy” you kissed into his shaft gently cradling it “I fucking love you Tarzan” you add a few more kisses to his cock, each one getting sloppier until your bf grew impatient and rammed his cock into your mouth. You let out a moan, a muffled one since you had a throatful of his wood. “Ahh shit, babe, that mouth tho” he praised, stroking your cheeks as you began to bob your head, at a steady pace, up and down his dick. You started slow, slobbering and spitting all over his snake to make my suction smooth af. “It’s so pretty,” You whispered proud of the work you had done to ensure Jack’s cock was glistening and dripping with a mixture of your saliva and his precum. “Jack Jr always looks amazing when you kiss him babe, it’s all yours.” You lost all composure for that dick, when he said that. deepthroating “Da-da-DAMn Y/N u feel so go-gooood”, and coming back off of his cock with a loud suctioned pop. “Jackman, fuck my face” his eyes bulged “Y/N are you sure you’re ready?” smirking and loving how slutty you became for his big dick, “I don’t want to hurt you.” Quickly, your eyes became more feline. You took that as a challenge. Your bobs became much faster in movement, you used your hand to swirl in the other direction as you moaned around his tip. Using your only free hand, i massaged his heavy, cum filled balls. “Ahhh fuck, Fu-fu-fuckkkk, shit SHI-shiTTT. okay, okay,okay.” He practically begged for you stop the overstimulation as you deepthroated. Painfully slow, you removed yourself from his 7 inches. “Babe, if I want you to do something, it’s gonna be for your benefit, im here to serve you handsome” You say staring seductively into his eyes “Fuck, you always say the hottest shit ever” you grabbed his large hand and placed it on the back of your head. “So, I’ll ask again, will you fuck my face” you paused, tapping his wet tip on your juicy lips . “ With pleasure sweetheart.” He grabbed your head more forcefully, feeling at the fresh cornrows and started massaging me. He slowly pushed you down as you moaned and drooled around his meat. “Words cannot describe how sexy u look right now,” he said, losing all sense of consciousness as I stared into his baby blues. The room was filled with a euphonium of your moans and gasps. Jack wanted to last longer and so he kept his eyes strained shut, teeth gritted as his biceps flexed in contraction with his grip on my head. I gargled and moaned, “SHIT IM BOUT TO BUST,” he groaned. So primal and animalistic. “cum down my throat,” you begged “please Jay Jay” “FUCK fuck fuck” each profanity was a stroke in and out of your mouth. “I can never say no to YOoUUu” his thrusts got sloppier. What felt like gallons of cum fell straight into your stomach. “I love it when you bust,” you say licking the excess of his wood “I love how beautiful you look when you swallow” Jack praised

Breathless he fell back onto the bed, his huge cock standing perpendicular to his torso. It was a wonder to see how he was still so hard after draining such a huge part of his life force. You lied next to him stroking his hairy chest. “You tasted so good Jack” you said peppering his face with kisses. His dick began bouncing up and down with excitement. “It’s no fair you know,” you got up and straddled him, “what’s not fair?” “the fact that u got to taste my jizz, and I didn’t get to at least explore the other place where I should be putting it.” Jack often got high off of ur sexiness after he released and this just proved it. He’d say the most articulate things, often after you guys fuck, he spits his best bars. Your pussy truly is da bombbb. “You’re hilarious, do you want me to sit on your face?” He gave you the biggest puppy dog eyes ever “yes please babe” You never used to love getting eaten out, you wanted to prioritise his pleasure. But your bf opened you up to it, and he was so damn good at doing it. “Your ass is legit perfection.” And it was so voluptuous, so jiggly, so large, it took everything for him to not become a simp purely because of your curves. He once told you it was his dream to die between your fat ass cheeks. Obviously this rubbed you the wrong way, and you didn’t want to sit on his face anymore in fear of cutting off his air, but he promised to signal if he needed oxygen lmao.

“AHHH ahhh Jay Jay, fuckkk” you moaned. Jack kneaded his hands in the tender mounds of your chocolate ass. His nose and tongue brushed against your hole. He penetrated his tongue causing you to shake uncontrollably. “Delicious, I’m so ready to fuck you rn”

You obliged and got onto the bed on all fours, a literal masterpiece in Jack’s eyes. He slapped his dick across your tight hole. “You’re too tight babe, imma loosen you up before we start.” “Thanks Jack Jack,” You were in for a long night…

#jack harlow x male reader #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow #jack #gay #jack harlow smut

[safetycar-restart]

k im in bed rn ab to fall asleep but i had this thought and i'm afraid that if i go to sleep I'll forget

a lil thought ab my twitch quartet boys

being on Charles' yacht with Charles and Lando and at first sending like super cute pics in the group chat like of them swimming and getting drinks and stuff, super PG. and then just out of nowhere. boom. a pic or video of Charles and Lando making out and Alex and George are not with you guys for some reason, and they just go crazy.

at some point i probably think one of them will FaceTime you and ask you to just help them out over the phone bc they're so needy <3

sorry if this made no sense i am so tired but had to get this out of my system

ANOTHER THOUGHT THO

the thing ab small dick Charles and boypussy Mick? loving it, need more on that subject

just... them... together... makes my brain go brrrr

they would just be the sweetest little boys and be so good for you. would truly do anything you'd ask them to, ask em to jump off a bridge and they will.

i'm also really imagining you having Charles fuck Mick and you just watching and that making them even more needy, because who wouldn't get needy when their mommy is right there but she's not helping them? they would just be so desperate for your attention whenever you make them do that.

okay these were my thoughts <3 i'm gonna go sleep now

-🕯️

🕯 anon you are quickly becoming one of my favourite people ever I love this so much. I'm gonna talk a bit about each of these thoughts and then hopefully others will come in with more thoughts. Also I'm tagging small dick Charles as SD!Charles because I'm worried about tagging something with the word 'dick'.

TWITCH QUARTET THOUGHT:

Maybe Alex and George both have work with their teams in their factories? So they're both in the UK. You have no where that you need to be and since Charles and Lando are planning to spend a day on Charles's yacht... there's no way you're missing out.

Of course Alex and George both demand pictures!! They want to know everything. So you send them pictures of Charles and Lando swimming, Charles driving the boat, Lando sunbathing, some selfies of the three of you, etc. All very cute and safe for work and Alex and George love them.

But then Charles and Lando start making out, because of course they do. Lando was sunbathing and Charles saw and just... horny. he just horny.

So Charles pounces on him, straddling him and kissing him. And well... Alex and George did ask to be updated. So you simply have to take a few pictures and send them.

Alex and George lose their minds, they want to be making out on a yacht too!! This is not fair!!!

Alex goes over to George's place, and as expected George is a horny mess. They're both very happy that you, Lando and Charles are having a nice day together, but that video made them horny messes and it's all your fault!!

You aren’t at all surprised when you get a FaceTime call from Alex, and you also aren’t surprised to see George with him.

Maybe you make Charles and Lando put on a show for them?? You instruct Charles and Lando on what to do, while Alex and George get to watch it all.

(Also Alex and George both insist on getting to try yacht sex as well, which is only fair)

POLY!MICK/CHARLES:

They’re truly the best boys ever!! They just want to be good for their mommy and be subby babies together.

They both have such big insecurities, but I think they help each other so much? They genuinely love each other so much and are always praising each other. They’re just your good boys who love their mommy and each other.

Having them fuck each other is so good?? That’s definitely something that you have to very slowly work up to, because they both have such large insecurities around it. Mick is terrified of being fucked, terrified of letting someone do that to him. And fucking someone is Charles’s biggest insecurity.

Charles has fucked you before, but you’re his mommy so that’s different. And you’ve stretched Mick out before, even used a small dildo, but again you’re his mommy. It’s so much scarier when it’s just them.

But also, they really really want it? They love making each other feel good, and they desperately want to try fucking each other.

They need you to be there of course, because they’re very good boys and they’d never fuck each other without their mommy’s permission. You guide them, giving them detailed instructions and praise them the entire time.

You start out sitting on a chair facing the bed, telling Charles how to prep Mick. But when it gets time for Charles to enter Mick, he whines and look back to you, “mommy…” he mumbles, holding out his hand.

You join them on the bed instantly, rubbing Charles’s back and praising him. You stay there the rest of the time, comforting and praising them both. They’re so soft and sweet with each other! Charles goes slow, and Mick loves it so much, wrapping his legs around Charles’s waist and letting out the cutest little whines.

They do so well!!

From there, they love fucking each other. But their mommy must always be there to watch and look after them. They get so subby together, feeding on each other’s energy until they’re both whining messes, rutting against each other until they come.

(I’m obsessed with this)

#poly!twitch quartet #sub!charles #sub!Mick #ln #al #cl #gr #ms #nsfw. #f!reader #🕯️

[jrueships]

hi, what do you think of mj x scottie pippen, release ?

I LOVE mj x scottie, i love the old bulls in general, just like personality wise and how they worked. I love writing them cus of it, but only if they're just chillin or something. i don't need to worry about dates and timeliness n too many perceptions, so i don't really talk abt em that much, but i DO enjoy. That ship is rlly cute and needs more content, my onion!!! I also love them as an ot3 with rodman! Obviously tho i gotta love the bulls SPECIALLY the big 3 cus, Chicago, BUT EVEN IF YOU NOT FROM THERE.. you've heard of them! they were big just in GENERAL! might not have been the originators of all, but they were big enough to highlight the way..

LIKE FOR GIRLBOSSIN N MALEWIFIN ❗️❗️

everyone wonderin why russ is doing so badly on the lakers vs when he was on the wizards don't understand the importance of Girlboss and Malewife.. they never will.. PG and BEAL did! They WERE the malewives to Russell's Girlboss and life was GOOD! unless another girlboss outgirlbosses your girlboss (dame😐.), LUCKILY... that wasn't a problem scottie had to worry about n ESPECIALLY mj. He made that CLEAR! You wanna be Like Mike? GIRLBOSS!!!!! mj is such a scumbag, i enjoy him in a carnal sense. He's also aware he's a scumbag though, which always makes scottie's random beefs with him so funny because Michael just never gives a shit. He DOES give a shit about scottie though, just not about the part of him being a dick. He knows that already. N if he didn't... that'll be concerning

SO LIKE this is im typin this outside n there's just a bigass fly lookin at me.. i think it's h*mophobic.. anyways tho they show so many good scottie michael moments on the last dance.. MWAH ! But ANYWAYSANYWAYS heres the one out of the MANY times of Michael pickin on burrell.. he's tellin him not to be dogfood as per usual or whatever n burrell is looking at scot all baffled. Like 'is this SERIOUSLY how he shows love??? If so, that's worrying!! You should know, he actually LIKES you!' N scotties trying to sympathize with him like 'it is, but only if you're 'friends' with him. He likes to bully friends because he was never socialized properly as a child and the only way he knows how to entertain himself is being evil. Not with ME though, or RODMAN. He respects us as actual people because we're gay. Don't worry about it' <- the actual dialogue from the encounter, trust me, i got a personal signed copy of the REAL last dance on DVD that i watch in my car (do NOT ask for evidence dude just trust me)

Scott (bald) is reasonably confused, maybe a little fearful. Maybe he wants to be in the ot3 as well but mj won't let him because there can only be one milkdud head in the poly? He just doesn't know mj's ways, only Pippen does! Only pippen understands!! (Rodman does too but he doesn't actively use that to talk to mj unless he messes up on something. He's kind of like the wild cat you see outside that won't go in your house, won't let you touch it, n is always up to something. If it gets hurt though, it'll show up on your porch first though) BUT ANYWAYS bald Scott will never be able to understand because MJ won't let him! MJ will only let pippen get him, as much as he denies the fact! AND PIPPEN, who gets him, sees that bald scott is being a stinker by VISIBLY plugging his ears trying to get mj even more upset at him LMAO. He's trying to be playful with him n he can be as playful as he wants! Mj's still gonna be as mean as HE wants! Cus they ain't on like that! Never will be, sorry! Spots been reserved <3

scottie, who KNOWS how mj is, moves his chair up to block bald scot's antics from mj's vision cus he knows that'll just make him madder. I love scottie i love mj i love rodman, they've got such distinct personalities but all gel nonetheless. scottie having so many siblings so he's so supportive n protective n caring n a great listener! He can be very easy in the background n just want things to go well for everything n everyone.. unless he gets done dirty n he processes later that he's been done dirty n reacts wrongly at the too late time. He walked as a mentally ill libra so kd could run!!!

Mj is also, of course, insane. You know the unspoken best friend jokes vs just friend jokes? Where you're meaner to your bestie cus they know it's a joke that hits funnily no matter how harsh it sounds? But with friends you keep it light cus you don't wanna seem too mean to em n scare em off? He uses that methodology but flipped. HE STILL TEASES scottie but.. you can see how much he has a soft spot for the guy 😊😊 and how scottie has a soft spot for mj <3 they get each other!!! EVEN THO scottie has inferiority complexes and mjs an asshole who wants to be known as asshole. They got along when no one thinks they would! They get along when no one thinks they DO!! They themselves don't even know how! Mj the asshole who is only ACTUALLY nice to scottie, and not fake nice during a golf game so he can destroy you with your guard down, being asked what's wrong with scottie rn, what's he talking about, what does mj think about his book, everyone hating scottie because of his out of anger actions, and mj not 'taking it personally' and destroying him..... just being like 'yeah I understand lol whatever' ... scottie having teammates complain to him about mj's tyrannical reign, being asked what's wrong with him, how is mj even human, and scottie just shrugging and saying it's nothing with a smile...

They understand each other on vvvv THIS kind of level

and i LOVE it!!!! IT IS SO FUNNY TO ME. Rodman also fits into that with the same views. Always being asked his relationship with them, how they view him, him not giving a shit. They got along!!! The old bulls are a favorite because they are literally Guy who needs therapy x Guy who needs therapy x Guy who needs therapy. They're all fucked up insane and they don't care. I love that for them because they love that for each OTHER‼️‼️

Everyone wants their girlboss and malewife understanding, none can have it unless they are truly FIT for THE TITLE!!! Six rings were won because of 3 gay people. I love these photos lmao scottie always looks so chill, just chillin, and mj is looking terrifying as always your majesty, but is also always making contact with pippen somehow. No matter what. Menacing expressionless ruler of an unstoppable army/crime organization and his elegant, calm second hand !! That he actually values very much and would consider his best friend! The first words in his ear! His babygirl, even!

Tw old people lol BUT YES they ARE insane they ARE in love and they DO kiss! How? We don't know. They don't know. They just Do

... also bonus ot3 content because they are also poly

Pippen not wanting dennis on the team originally because he's insane and jordan wanting him on the team because he's insane. Then pippen eventually realizing he likes dennis on the team BECAUSE he is insane. That's their whole relationship. Mj scottie and rodman. Terrorizing the courts AND the therapists!

They are unhinged, they are dysfunctional, they are in love <3

#i rest my case!!!! #heres jus some of my fav other mj scottie girlboss malewife moments tho #mj pulling scottie away from being mobbed for an interview with a bunch of reporters on their tails #so romantic <3 #mj saying scot doesnt have time to talk and scot turning around to talk anyways #hes too polite!! #n mj just pulling him out of there then calling for the rest of the pack LMAO #but he knows reporters ! he has to hes MJ! they were probably gonna be on some bogus questions #scottie didnt need to waste his time on!! #if anyone else except rodman tried what scottie tried on mj (talkin to the reporters when he said not to) he wouldve cussed their asses out #ON camera n smacked em upside the head!! #not scottie tho 😊 scottie just gets a tug. a mighty tug but a tug! he treats HIM nice! #for mj standards...which are low but hes TRYING #theres also when scottie was being interviewed on his injury in a med room i think #n mj is just. There. watching him get worked on drinking a cola n commenting on the interview #pointing out stupid questions so pippen doesnt have to entertain them.. watching how the trainer treats him #i liked that one a lot cus it showed how he could make bald look beautiful via charisma confidence n his care of others (scottie) #also his country was rlly showin out in his accent that time. i need to find the video on utube cus it was my fav vid #mjs girlbossness! scotties malewifeness! rodmans!! ...rodmanness! #the big bulls brought so much to the stage n WON while doing it #their ot3 winning a ring walked so jrue giannis middleton could run! #their alpha beta omega swag influenced jimmys abo enjoyment‼️ #their switch4switch4switch swag!!!!!! #i will always note their INSANE greatness and by insane i mean actually. unwell tho. #ted asks #big bulls #ted drabbles #rodman #pippen #mj

[f1nalboys]

Peacemaker S1 Ep5 Monkey Dory (last episode for the night 🙏) @tinalbion

-giggles :3

-ugh him drinking the eggs

-worst trope ever

-eagley :((( he’s so worried abt chris

-he looks so fucking pathetic uhm…. guys…. 😼 SORRY

-NOOOOOOO eagley brought him a squirrel to eat to feel better :(

-noooo this episode is gonna be so sad i can feel it

-ADRIANANNNN

-sorry

-“they go in through the butt??” JFJEIDNDJD

-superman w the poop fetish 😭😭

-now that we know murn is a butterfly im confused as to why the rest of them don’t know

-but i get it

-NO RHE EXPLOSION IN THE POWERPONTISIDJSIJD economous is so me

-HIM NAMING ALL THE PEOPLEKDJWINDJSBX

-“the fucking cunts from riverdale”

-ADRIAN ANSWERING THR RHETORICAL QUESTIDONCKSNX

-“fargos on tonight” ofc he watches fargo

-he’s so baby girl!!!

-“nice penmanship asshole and fargos not on till tomorrow night you fucking nerd” followed by adrian’s laughter JFJSJDJDJ

-larry is sexy

-ugh. i hate his dad

-leota defending economous <3

-“i didn’t care bc i don’t have emotions like other people do” when he clearly has shown multiple emotions like ok

-“i got bullied too” “how” “by the other kids calling me a bully all the time, saying i was abusive” SHIT UPPPPPP

-they’re finger printing what’s his face

-can they just lie and say he did it anyways

-also fuck larry is. sorry i just love a good silver fox dad bod man

-hehe i love that he loves glam rocks

-they’re bondinggggg :3

-me starting a show: i jsut want everyone to be friends :D

-has he been a butterfly this whole time? like even when he was back doing whatever?

-“evan you fucking pussy!” JFNSODNISHD

-“i finger bang you, i’m not using my pinky” IFNWOFNISD good point king!

-“i forgot women had fingers” IFKOWNCSIND

-stop this shows humor is nailing it for me tbh

-“UGH FUCK i’m never ever gonna kill someone with a chainsaw it’s so not fair” adrian u can kill me w the chainsaw. ok???

-chris and leota r my fave friendship actuslly like idk why but they bounce off of each other really rlly well

-JFNWONFJD

-LEOTA SHOOTING EACH PERSON AGTER CHRIS KILLS RHEM SHES JUST LIKE ME

-ok i’m eating breakfast so who knows how much i’ll type as i watch

-show me some fighting 🗣️🗣️

-why didn’t they just blow this place up

-YESSS BUTTERFLY FIGHTING LETS GO

-who the hell is charlie

-is that the like major guy that’s giving them the stuff

-OH EHAT THE FUCK

-“idk i invented it this morning” he’s smart

-EAT PEACE MOTHER FUCKERS

-poor economous just having to watch :(

-THE GORILLA

-HDJSJCKSKJDS

-IM LAUDHISICIWBDIS

-all of them fucking this gorilla up together <3 teamwork babey

-YESSS

-ENONOMOUS CAME IN W THE CHAINSAW LETS GOOO

-ALL OF THRN HAVING FUN TOGETHER IN THE CARTRRT

-🥹 they just mean a lot to me guys

-all of them dancing 🥹🥹

-WAHHHH HARCOURT TAKING A PIC OF THEN :,)

-HEHEHHEHEEH

-the guy who agreed to help murn is making sure chris’ dad stays in jail 🙏🙏

- ew not him trying to gaslight my queen 🙄🙄

-go get larry and get his ass

-“so we can assume butterflies can use any life form as a host” “chihuahua? :D” “probably wouldn’t fit” “would be cool tho!! :3” adrian chase. i have feelings for you. major ones.

-everyone being mean to adrian he’s just silly guys!!!

-he’s not a thimble

-“we can trust him” “what’s his name” “judy” “JUDGE JUDY???”

1

-“we can trust him!” “so you’ve said” “and plus he’s my uncle” “😳” Hhehehehehe

-WAHHHHH

-HARVOURT MAdE A GC FOR THEM

-NAMED 11TH STREET KIDS

-IM SOBBINGGGGGG

-there’s 11 minutes left in sad

-adrian using the merman emoji hehehe

-“he says it means happy sad and everything in between” WAHHHHH

-:,) he wants to hang out w JFNWKNFKWNFJD

-sorry he wants to hang w leota and she goes “are you trying to fuck me but claiming ur dicks a lesbian or something” JDNSKNFJS

-he framed his first newspaper article about himself.

-guys i’m crying now.

-ok had to pause to send a video crying abt this to tati i don’t wanna play it i don’t want them to be sad

-her almost throwinf the drink up HFJSIJDJRJRJ

-they’re having a beer together :3

-LEOTA HELPING HIM W HARCOURTJSIFNIE

-oh i’m giggling

-“don’t talk about her tits or her pussy” “yeah but…what abt when we’re fucking” STOP ITTTT

-john cena plays christopher smith so we’ll it pisses me off

-“you really aren’t a bad guy. you just use being s fuck as a way to push people away, but if you would just take second and just drop that and be Chris Smith, i think people actuslly might like you” WAHHHHHH

-THEYRE BESTIESSSSSS

-“i just never had this before” “what?” “this, you, you know, giving me advice and having my back” SHES HIS FIRST FRIEND GUYS WAHHH

-I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY IM SO SCARED

-him crying :(

-leota still planting his diary :(

-NOOOOOOO

-her voicemail to her wife :(

-OH NO

-oh no

-FUCK. she’s using chris’ helmet and she’s gonna see that he’s a fucking butterfly FUCKKKKK

-LEOTA IM SO SCARED FKR HER

-NO

-LEOTA GET THE FUCK OUT GHERE

-OH MO OH NO OH NO

- THATS HOW THE EPISODE ENDS

-WHAT THE GUVK

-i was gonna stop after this episode but i have to start the next one i jsut have to

-end credits

-THE NAME DROPPSSSS STJDISJDNKWNFKS

-silly end credits

OK THOUGHTS ON THID EPISODE: holy fuck! just!!!! OMGGGGG i love leota and i love her bonding w chris (even tho she still put his journal there :/) but FUCK I KNOW SHE DOESNT DIE BC ID BE PISSED BUT NOW I HAVE TO WATCH EP6 TOO

its 6 am so i’m a little tired but my god ALSO harcourt has officially grown on me see i just needed her to get away from that ‘strong girl doesn’t like girl stuff or other people’ thing, strong women r allowed to have friendships and close bonds and stuff !!! and now i lowkey ship her and chris -_- annoying i know hehe

anyways episode 6 time

#s1 ep5 monkey dory #peacemaker 2022 #peacemaker #christopher smith #adrian chase #leota adebayo #b reacts live

[heeseungsbaby]

"Im sorry"

Song: Lurk - The neighborhood

Again, he disspaointed you another time.

Everybody wondered why were u still even with this scumbag. Sometimes you were wondering too, but u just knew u couldn't leave. It was like an obsession, u wanted him, and the more he was ok with you leaving, the more u wanted to win him over, so he is begging for you to stay. You enjoyed it.

~time skip~

-"How could u do this to me, arent you ashamed?"

-"What you want me to do, what? It happend."

-"Oh really, just great, we are breaking up then. Selfish asshole."

-"NO WAIT, PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME"

-"Why shouldn't i leave you?"

-"Please come over my house, we have to talk about it"

-"Fine"

You loved him too much, u decided u should at least give him a chance to speak about the situation. After all this years, u cant just leave him, u cared even though he hurt you so much.

~time skip~

-"Hey..."

_"Hello, i think you have some explaining to do"

You sat on his chair while he was on his bed, looking crushed at the thought of losing you.

-"Im listening"

-"Look...Im sorry...I never meant to hurt you so bad... You know i really love you, and i want to be fucked by you only, im sorry about the messages you saw with other girls..."

-"Oh really"

-"Yes..."

-"Why dont you prove to me that you only want to be fucked by me?"

I sit next to him and kiss him.

-"After all i did..."

-"Its not like i haven't done bullshit, so dont worry babyboy :). Do you want it?"

-"Yes, please mommy, i missed you"

I throw him on his bed, and start removing his blouse.

-"Oh baby, u look stunning, i cant wait to tie u up so i can look at your biceps"

You just stare and admire how pretty he looks, even tho you were still mad about cheating on me, he still was my boy, and you knew it. You removed your belt, so you can put as his leash. He looked like such a cute dog like that. Of course you couldn't forget to tie his hands up.

You removed his pants, and it was so long, u couldn't believe how hard he was right now. He was RED in the face

-"Did mommy make you nervous?"

He was so into watching you dominating you, he couldn't speak. You started jacking him off, while talking to him, and still holding the leash.

-"So, how was it texting other girls, was it good? Were they better than me, even though i know i will always be the best"

-"They were nothing compared to you, you are the best, and the only want i want to be dominated by"

-"I know, but now u need punishment for all the bullshit you did."

You knew he was about to cum soon, so u just stopped jacking him off.

-"Mommy please, please i want to cum"

-"Thats your punishment for texting other girls behind my back"

-"Mommy, please ride me, i really need you, i wanna feel you"

You were so horny, that you just couldn't say no to him, plus he was so cute like that, begging you. You undress yourself, and sit on his dick. Oh well, it still hurt when u sat on him, like it always did. You couldn't hide the enjoyment you felt feeling his dick in you. You started riding him as soon as u got used to the size of him. Just holding him on his leash, like a puppy, that would be nothing without you. His tied up hands tried to touch you, but of course, it was impossible. Still didnt forget he cheated.

-"Say you are sorry"

-"I-i-"

-"SAY YOU ARE SORRY!"

-"IM SORRY"

-"Im the only one that you love and wanna fuck, right baby?"

-"YES"

-"Ah, such a good boy"

As you said that, he started moaning louder. It was so hot, seeing him all red and sweaty under you. That made you go even faster.

-"YOU ARE MINE, AND MINE ONLY" - you screamed as you felt his warm liquid inside of your pussy.

-"im sorry again, for what i did"

You just laid down on him and patted his head.

-"don't worry baby, everything is okay :)"

[artofapeach]

What do you think of the helluva boss episode seeing stars?

HI HELLO YES IM SKIPPING ASKS TO ANSWER THIS I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING THOUGHTS

First thank GOD the pacing didn’t actually change too much. I personally LOVED the pacing in the first season, I felt like it fit the show well, and the fact that people said that the 2nd season would be slower made me worried it would change the tone of the show too much. Glad that’s not the case! X3

VIA!! SMILING VIA SHES SO HAPPY OH MY GOD

I NEED more of Stolas yelling at Stella oh Igor he was so hot and nasty to her such a change from when he was trying to please her GOD 😭

LOSING MY MIND OVER BLITZ’S CALENDAR

A lot of people seem to think that the Stolitz angst was swept under the rug but?? Blitz has “Stolas ??” like he wasn’t sure they were going to meet up tonight. Then “Fuck 2 Day”, maybe because they didn’t and now Blitz is confused about their relationship??? I expect a bigger conversation later 👀

Also “I ❤️ Moxxie”…more hints to Blitz crushing on Moxxie (or he’s being a dick)

Are those?? MxM angst seeds I smell???? The way Millie was so annoyed at Moxxie’s need to support artists 😭 Wish she let him keep his things tho >:T

HUMAN STOLAS SHOULD NOT HAVE TEETH I HATE IT ITS WRONG

Love the rest of him tho 😳

WHY DIDNT VIA SING GODDAMMIT

The sister talk!! I’m so happy they got to interact!! They’re so great, I hope they hang out more 😭

Also love that Loona acts the same with Blitz later, but she seems to have a new appreciation for him afterwards. Excited to see more of their relationship 🥺

Also? Blitz and Via have so many parallels? Their calendar, then bother freaking out…they had parallels in Loo Loo Land too! Really wonder if that means something 👀

All in all, great episode, I loved it, even more than The Circus, god I love this show

#helluva boss #hb spoilers #I’m sure I’m forgetting some thoughts but I guess I can’t put them all in a post #hey an ask #not art

[talaxyan]

hello from 2023

hiiiiiii

it's so funny to think that all the posts from this tumblr are all just for me in the future but I hope it's gonna be another good reflection to see what I was like in the past.

but let me give you a little update since the last time I was here ((THERE WERE A LOT!!!))

ok first of all. im unemployed now, I graduated college 4 months ago and still haven't been able to land a job- I'm on my last round of interview for this pharmaceuticals company tho and I REALLY HOPE I GET THE JOB BECAUSE IM DESPERATEEEE. if I don't get an offer soon my OPT might expires meaning it'll be harder for me to escape indo.

as much as i love being at home and spending most days with my nieces and having no worry at all, I miss doing something intelligent like doing all the academic weapon I was supposed to be doing. it was hard landing a job yall, I swear I've applied to at least 400+ job but still 0 offer. IM REALLY HOPING THIS PHARMA JOB WORKS OUT I REALLY WANNA GO BACKKKKKK I wanna live in city I can wander around please

anyway, on the fun part ((my nonexistant love life))

in 2022, i went for a semester abroad in LONDON AND IT WAS WILDDDDD like really good experience and I love london so much I wish to go back there again and visiting my london fam innit- it was surprising really good like i had a solid friendgroup in just a month of settling down (shout out to SHAIMA LOVE U SO MUCH GURL) i went travelling to edinburg and Stonehenge. it was a surreal experience.

oh and i was on dating apps while in London and I got the taste of love (a little bit). my first ever date was really good, i'd give it 7/10 I wasn't that attracted to this dude but he was smart and caring at least before he became annoying and called me a self-obsessed girl- like dude HOW CANT I BE OBSESSED OVER MYSELFF? anyway I didn't continue talking to him because I really thought I should give an ugly guy a chance just bc he seems nice personally but he really wasn't so I went to 7 more dates after that--- ND I GOT MY FIRST EVER KISS??? LIKE HELLO? this dude I kissed, we met on tinder and I went to his place the night I first saw him and I gave him a glockglock3000 it was crazy-- but after that night I learnt why people like dick- and he got a pretty one too and it tasted sweet?????? maybe from the lube he was using but we didn't do the full thing cuz I was kinda hesitant cuz I BARELY KNOW HIM OFC??? but yea I learnt some things but my experience with men in general wasn't really working out bc ALL I WANT IS LOVE and it seems like u cant really find that on dating app.

other than that, i cut off some people from my life. it was sad but I think its about time. this girl I really wanted to befriend with since freshman year, we ended became bestie and even lived together in the apartment, but I think it was really toxic tbh- it think the more I knew people, the more I feel like I withdrew myself form them.thats kinda scared me because I really wanted to accept people the way they are but it was really not good having her around- for some reason in social settings, everytime I spent time wth her, it just irritaes me more and that made me realize that friendship wasn't supposed to be like that, it shouldn't cost you your mental health to be living with your friend so yeah, after graduation, I never contacted her and she also never contact me either so it's mutual I think

my time at skidmore was overall fun, I went to typical college parties, got drunk and wasted but it was all really fun. i love my girl friends my bbygurl I love them so much and they made my time at skidmore 100000x so much better. i would be a lot more miserable if it wasn't because of them. there was rough patches along the way but we are good friends so I was able to let go everything and keep our friendship eventho now w graduated and harder to see each other but I really hope to meet them again<3 I love them thao kim connie rebecca and my isu babies<3

my plan now is hoping i land that job in Boston > lease an apartment > fly from jakarta and meet natan > relocate to Boston and get my stuff at Uhaul in Albany > starting working and getting the sense of really world > SAVE A LOT OF MONEY SO I CAN SPOIL MY LOVED ONES AND MYSELF

i think i can do it. delusion is the key and I quite frankly believe in myself. i really hope so I wish.

so yeah, thats mostly the update from me. hopefully in the next post I can give you a better news and more GOOD STORY FROM MY LOVE LIFE yea. ok goodbye for now and I see u later

[abra-ka-dammit]

in the most publicly familiar story of Lot, the men of sodom sought to rape the "male" angels (in appearance only, as angels do not have sexes. oh but let's not mention THAT or we might get too woke about gender,) who visited Lot and Abram, and somehow christians interpreted that as Gay Is Bad, and not Rape Is Bad. As a woman, this should trouble me--and it very much does.

because i guess never mind the fact that he offered them his virgin (many translations of the original word insinuate they were CHILD) daughters to rape instead, ~because the wickedness of that city had overtaken his mind~. Apparently that's acceptable sinfulness, being under the influence of a wicked city and all, bc he was not punished for that. despite the fact that his was not a gay offer, it was still the influence of sodom's very bad gayness tho. funnily, none of the other men of sodom, who may have been fine before they were also impacted by the wickedness and became (gay) rapists, did not get this opportunity for redemption.

later Lot fled the city and his wife got turned into salt for looking back instead of just fleeing as commanded. then later, wifeless, he himself raped his daughters--or, per the bible, they were like oh no theres no men to marry now :( we better fuck daddy so we can have babies and continue the family line :(( guess we better get him drunk and fuck him because it is way more important to us to bear offspring than it is the fact that having sex with ur own dad is bad and wrong and really gross. oh also we DEFINITELY came up with this idea ourselves and it wasnt just Lot's later victim-blaming excuse for how his daughters both got pregnant living with only him. Clearly they got him drunk on purpose and then seduced and forced themselves him, and he didnt just get really drunk and horny and the only vaginas around happened to had sprung from his late wife's womb so he said fuck it and jizzed in his own kids. because he was a holy man, he would NEVER!!

I doubt anyone ever heard the girls' side of the story. Or cared to, because pfft, they're just females.

so the man who offered his daughters for rape, and slept with them himself, creating incestuous children, was The Good Guy of the story and Gays Were The Villains. tho suppose it tracks, given the christian-catholic complex has made it clear they see no problem with sexually assaulting children. you only need to look at the numbers; it's sickening what these Holy People we're meant to trust are doing. but the fact they wanted to rape a MAN is the sin, guys, just remember. THATS the point of the story. god hates fags, he burned them for wanting to stick dicks in male assholes and not the rampant, violent rape apologist mindset. also fuck women who dont listen to commands amirite guys lululul

i'm just saying. if you are a christian woman. and you hear these stories. youre told Lot did these things to his daughters, that the wife was killed for something that wasnt even a sin or harmful in ANY way but only for "disobeying", then youre told Lot is the good and righteous person. how can you stomach that? how can you nod along and go like oh yes the fact that gays and women are the problems in these stories and not the reprehensible actions of the male protagonists makes total sense and i believe it entirely. yes, women are so bad and naughty and need their daddies and hubbies to keep them in line, and make sure they get married and have babies like good girls, i totally agree. kick my ass bc i disobeyed you, husband, the bible says its fine bc im lesser than you :) I'm fine with that :) i dont want rights, dont worry, hubby. YOU decide if i have babies, not me, tee hee. i better not voice any opinions because my girl brain is too stupid and prone to sin. i definitely shouldnt speak up in church against the extreme and obvious sexism, god forbid i be a FEMINIST, a word that has been purposefully misdefined and vilified by my church so i don't realize it isn't what I think it is. we suffer not for the sins of our fathers, but i'm still physically suffering for original sin for a week or so every month bc i'm a woman and we deserve it :) ah damn i was raped i guess im impure and unworthy of my husband now bc i didnt fight hard enough or scream loud enough to prevent it :) can't wait to go to heaven to serve my husband eternally while worshipping the lord for blessing me with the chance to be a lesser being on earth for X years

like fucking face it! christianity is nothing but a man's guide to bullshit to justify shitty behavior towards anyone besides another straight cis man. see, i can get away with this, my god says its righteous. but if you do it with your uterus and tits it's bad, so sit down. see, god killed a buncha gay rapists. thats what they get for being gay. i can go rape a woman tho, and hell, i can even say she used demonic seduction and forced me into it and she's the bad guy, too. and you gotta agree, bc im a christian so im a good person so im definitely not lying or anything.

anyways the point is if youre a christian woman, willingly, youre fucking blind. frankly, but in the most gentle and loving way possible, youre a fucking moron.

open your goddamned eyes and get the fuck out of there. why are you allowing people to justify hurting you?? these values didnt end in genesis. they are maintained today. christian men to this day blame the woman for coaxing them into extramarital affairs they willingly and hornily enter. christian men to this day believe women are lesser and should be subservient to them, the Given leader of the household by merit of wiener. christian men to this day blame women for their own rapes and hold them accountable for pregnancies they never wanted bc they're MEANT to be baby bakeries and refusing is against your Purpose. christian men to this day believe you're weaker, less skilled, less powerful, less capable, just Lesser, because of the body you were born in--one that does amazing things theirs could never do, like bring fucking LIFE INTO THE WORLD. christian men to this day justify breaking modern laws and moral codes because women nod along agreeing that this ancient book written in a long dead language based on word of mouth stories in places today considered third-world that nobody you know has ever been to, most or all of which happened before the advent of written language, and was all 100% written by men and only contains a number of female characters you can count on your fingers despite covering supposedly thousands of years of stories, is a valid reason for it all.

I'm begging you to open your eyes and see. I'm begging you to value and love yourself. even if you think none of these things have ever applied to you; because i bet they have and you're just too used to it to realize. It's not even progressive to appreciate your right to equality as a human being!! you dont need to change all your values! the things you really love about church--community, kindness, love, service, gratitude and celebration of the life you have been given--can all be maintained without religion. all you need to do is wake up and see that you're being systemically abused. if there is a God, which I welcome you to continue to believe, he wouldnt want this for you. If he loves his children, ALL his children equally, anyone who says man is superior is outright speaking against that very idea! In God's eyes, we are all the same, so why do men get to say "but we're a little more special"? If you need to shut your mouth and keep shit to yourself, that's not love and peace and harmony and salvation. That's being oppressed. Please. PLEASE wake up.

Sincerely,

A much happier now ex-Christian Woman, who never doubted her faith to be real for a moment until one day something spurred her to actually start REALLY looking at what she was raised to believe

#RELIGIOUS RANTING SHJFGJF #my plea to christian women #long post #rape mention #incest mention #anti theism #anti christianity

[girlydemonbite]

Leona Smut

first smut for twisted wonderland.

Cw:Knots??

"Dont complain when it grows too big for you." Leona mumbled half asleep. "Your dumb human pussy might not be able to handle it, and im not gonna deal with you crying that it hurts. You hear me?"

You just gave him a small nod, as you pulled down his pants and boxers. He had been taking a nap in the green house once again at lunch time. And when you came looking for him you could help but notice how hot he looked. You knew it was probably a bad idea to try to have sex with him. But he was the only complaining all day in class to Ruggie how he wished there was some lion girl to bang around here. You might not be a lion but you have a hole that is fuckable.

And he didn't put up a fight when he woke up to you slowly started taking his pants off, you were kinda hoping to get farther then just unbuckling his belt before he him to woke up. But here you were with his pants off with his half hard dick right in front of you.

"Dont worry about sucking on it. We probably dont got much time left before ruggie tries and come find me, so get your shit off." He groaned.

You were lucky that you wore the uniform that had a shirt today, so all you had to do was pull down your panties. While Leona stroked his dick a couple times to get it all the way hard. The thing was bigger then you could of imagined. Just looking at it made shivers run down your back.

"Would of liked to do this somewhere else tho." He munbled to himself.

He quickly pulled you untop of him, spitting in his hand and rubbing his spit on his dick and some on the outside of your hole before lining his dick up with your hole. You had a feeling that he wasnt gonna be the nicest, but when he just slammed you down on his dick. You knew this was gonna be something else.

When you let out a semi loud yelp, he couldn't help but laugh at you a bit.

"Didn't think I was gonna treat you like a princess or something did ya?" he said as he guilded your hips up and down on his dick. "But gotta say for a human pussy, it's pretty good."

His hands on your waist were getting tighter every thrust that he made, his thrusts kept going from fast to slow. Like he was testing out the waters. Like he was trying to hit and feel every spot inside you, and even tho he was focused on that. His eyes were watching your face to see what your reaction was. What spot looked like felt the best. Honestly you would of been more embarrassed if you werent enjoying every second so much. If Leona looked at you like this any other time you wouldnt be able to handle it but right now it didnt matter. He was enjoying you. And you were enjoying him.

"Lets see what you're hiding under your shirt." He didn't even give you time to let the words to sink in. As quickly as he could he let go of your hips. Stop the movement. "I wanna see your tits." He was quick to pull your shirt off of you, and un did your bra. Leaving you just in your shirt and shoes. "Much better." He said before going back to thrusting into you. But now his eyes werent on your face. They were on your chest. He was watching your boobs go up and down with every thrust. The smirk on his face told you he was enjoying this a little too much. But you didnt really mind. Not when he was making you feel like this. It felt like he was fucking you in half. He must be a boob man cause the way his dick was going in and out of you was harder then before.

Leona let out a rough groan or maybe a moan. You werent really sure cause your moans were drowning out his noises. His dick felt better then you could of imagined but what did you expect? You mean look at him. Someone like him obviously had to have an amazing dick and he did.

"Shit, you're soaking my dick, Hopefully your juices dont get on my pants and stain them. Not that I care honestly." He pulled you closer to him before moaning into neck before giving you a few hard bites.

He was right, you could feel all your juices running down your legs and his too. Which didnt help with the noises. You sure if your moaning wasnt a dead give away to anyone, then the noises that your pussy was making would be. You just hoped lunch wasnt almost over.

"Shit." You moaned, Leona took it as he was you were close. Which he was right. But really you were starting to feel Leona knot start forming. Meaning he was almost close too.

After a few more thrusts it became very obvious that his knot was expanding. Because Leona could barely move now.

"Shit." He groaned. He was honestly hoping to pull out before it got too big. But it was too late now. But even tho it was getting harder to move he still was trying to move even just a little bit. He could help it. It felt too good.

"Ow." you mumbled, as you tried to make him stop moving but he didnt. He ignored the little whines that were coming out of your mouth.

"Shut up." He groaned as he moved on of his hand to play with your clit. "Ill try to help."

It wasnt helping the tightness that you felt inside but you were so close to cumming and so was Leona. After a little bit of him playing with your clit. It pushed you over and you were creaming on his dick. Which helped him reach his high too, filling you up with all his seeds.

You felt so full. You were sure if you were fucking anyone else all his cum would be spilling out. But his knot wasnt gonna let that happen.

You both were trying to catch your breath from your high. When you two heard someone voice.

You both knew who it was too, It was ruggie.

"Shit." Leona mumbled to himself as he quickly pulled off his shirt and jacket and placed it over you.

"Leona" Ruggie sung as you two heard him come closer.

"Go away Ruggie!" Leona shouted.

"Dont be like that Leona, we gotta get to class!." Ruggie shouted back but before leona could say anything else.

Ruggie had found you two, still stuck together. He froze and stared at you two before he started laughing.

"Oh my god! The human girl? Leona you out did yourself this time!"

"Get out." Leona growled, making Ruggie stop laughing.

"Fine fine. But when you two arent stuck anymore. Get to class."

"Just fucking go." Leona growled once again.

Ruggie was quick to turn around and start walking away, but not without one last sentence.

"I wonder if humans can have pups!"

#twisted wonderland #leona x reader #twisted wonderland Leona #twisted wonderland leona x reader #Leona smut #twisted wonderland smut

[threepointseven]

heya! just saw that your requests are open ?

i've read your rules, but if you feel uncomfortable or anything, no need to do my request! don't force yourself please <'3

can i ask for kaeya/diluc/childe (separate + you can pick if you don't want to do all of them) adopting a child!gn!reader, or at least taking care of them ? BUT the reader is very sensitive and scared of everything due to,,, "past trauma", and they're very shy and need a lot of comfort and hugs. i hope that makes sense omg, i just want to know how they would take care of a child like this nrjkqo-

anyway, its fine if you delete this ask. and if you decide to write it, take your time! also your blog's theme is very very pretty and cute!

have a good day 🌸

When you have trauma (platonic child reader)

Type- scenario 🍄+HC’s 🌷

Flowers included!🌼= childe x gn!child!reader, diluc x gn!child!reader

Note🍀= OH LORD I HOPE I GOT THIS CORRECT… LITERALLY I WAS SO OUT OF IT WHEN WRITING THIS. IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG BTW AA BUT ALSO I HAD TO REMOVE KAEYA BECAUSE I DONT WRITE FOR HIM ANTMORR BECAUSE UGH THAT GUY IS SO HARD TO WRITE FOR FFS LIKE ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE CANT KEEP HIS DICK IN HIS PANTS. BUT ANYWAYS I HOPE U LIKE ITT (even tho i got it wrong..)

🥀 Flower toxins!🥀: mentions of abuse, kidnapping, violence, trauma

Genshin masterlist

💐Your bouquet has been delivered <3💐

Childe

- childe adores you, despite your contrasting looks and the fact you two arent blood related he considers you his family.

- He met you in rather unfortunate circumstances, your previous parents were to shorten it, evil people. Theyd lash out on you and verbally abuse you basically anytime they had the chance.

- You came from a loud, abusive home and no one understood how you felt in that household nor did anyone believe you. When he met you he witnessed a horrible scene, your blank, crying face of horror as your parent kicked you out of their house. You had bruises all over and you silently sobbed before he came to your rescue.

- He only recently officially took you in as a guardian but you had no clue of that. You thought he was temporary,

- He took you in as your guardian, nothing else, but he treats you like his own child. And he has such, such a soft spot for you. Your his everything! He knows how fragile you are after having to experience so much at such a terribly young age. He’d rather die than see you become like him, diving into the depths of the abyss at the ripe age of like 12..

- he treated you with extra care as if you were a glass doll with fragile stickers in big bold text wrapped around your frame. He kisses your forehead everynight lovingly as you drifted to sleep and made sure you hadn’t a millisecond of feeling like your in danger.

- He’d take you to shnezhnaya to introduce his parents to a kid he would accidentally call his child and made sure you were never involved with the fatui.

- He wouldnt budge even if the tsaritsa asked to see you, as much as he knows how kind the tsaritsa is because of your past trauma he’s too horrified to have you know hes apart of some murder organization just yet.

- He knows your quite shy and antisocial so most of the time he talks for you, but he does still try to teach you how to talk. Sometimes asking zhongli for help. (He makes zhongli talk with you for hours and hours till your comfortable enough to have a conversation with him)

- He’d protect you till forever falls apart and he made sure to dispose of your parents once you were safe and sound but that couldnt help the unimaginable nightmares about that period of time.

- He was just sleeping in his room soundly before waking up at his reflex, from the soft yet desperate knocks, immediately assuming it was you he raced groggily to the door ready to assist you with whatever you may have needed, be it food or maybe you had some energy left.

- He worried it was one of those nights again, he worried about you greatly. Your trauma and relationship with your past household left a huge scar on you and you were vulnerable and scared of practically everyone besides childe. He looked down to see your sobbing figure, violently sobbing. Fat tears kept flowing out of your doe eyes and in a flash childe scooped you up with his arms and cradled your small figure,

“Hey hey..! Hey kiddo whats wrong hm?”

- he let you cry on his shoulder while you tried to babble out words through your cries

- He rubbed your back and pat your head, whispering loving reassurance into your ear while you sobbed into his shoulder, slowly calming down while the man you saw as your father cooed into your ear, softly comforting you tiny figure

“Im sorry…”

“Hm? Sorry for what y/n?”

“For waking you up again. Its probably getting annoying..” your lips crinkled as you tried to hold back a few unwanted tears

“Hey its alright, i dont mind. I’ll do anything to make you feel better. You were crying more than usual tonight.. whats up?”

“Y-your… your gonna give me back to them arent you..” your lips couldnt help the quiver as more tears fell, your voice box stinging from how much you already cried.

It took childe a moment before realizing what you meant. Gods he was shocked, he assumed he made it clear he looked at you as his own child but the fact you still had the thought lingering in your head that you were gonna get sent back to those monsters? He thought he did a good job taking care of you but i guess not..! That household was hell to you and he feels the pain too each time you have those terrible nightmares snd those horrifying flashbacks. He wants you to know that your no longer connected to them, hes trying his best.

“Whoah whoah no, no,no,no,no, im not sending you back there i wouldnt dare. You’re with me now.. forever and always alright? Forget about them,,,” he tried to calm you down, patting your head and whispering ‘shh’s into your ear.

He knew you were a softie, someone who always needed the warm feeling of hugs and love and without a doubt childe, your father, was there to give them. He was there to fall asleep with you in the same room as you while he settled the nightmares down and rubbed your back letting the tranquility in the air flow.

Diluc

- diluc didnt meet you in the most fortunate circumstances either. You were kicked out by your parents from a young age and you were kidnapped, to be used and abused by your captors however they wanted.

- You were being manhandled by a group of people when he overheard your held back sobs, the group of people pushing you around and calling you profanity while his eyes focused on the unimaginable amount of cuts and bruises on your body.

- He rescued you a millisecond before your kidnapper was about to harm you with their vision and ever since then youve been glued to diluc’s side.

- Hes an overprotective father, he signed adoption papers in front of you and got teased for actually having a kid but some people swore they saw kaeya tear up at the sight of your jumping up and down because you were officially Diluc’s child.

- Despite how much diluc smothered you in love privately you were a kid, a kid still stuck in what happened in the past and he wouldnt blame you. It was traumatizing and even he had to collect his thoughts and calm down when you told him stories about the horrors you experienced.

- You were reserved and timid, only opening up to people youve spent a fair amount of time with. He didnt mind, you were just a child scared of the world and he wanted to erase each memory of that period from your mind.

- Your relationship grew steadily but he’ll never forget that night that made the atmosphere between you two skyrocket with familial love. You two have never looked like that much of a father and his child since that night.

- It was maybe a month after he took you in, diluc was still a bit scared to touch you, hug you and etc but he still tried his best, after all you still had those flashbacks. You still had the image of those people manhandling you from the past.

- It was 12 Am, diluc fast asleep but you werent. You were in your room softly sobbing, trying your best not to wake anyone up through the thin walls of Diluc’s mansion, nightmares kept you up about the abuse you experienced back then, you wanted to run into dilucs room, even for the slightest amount of comfort but your fears stopped you as you tried to drag your feet to dilucs door.

- 1 knocks, to 2 knocks to 3 and he didnt answer. You assumed he was asleep but you couldnt ignore the flowing tears blocking your vision as you pushed your way in to see him, fast asleep on the bed. It comforted you enough to even see him alive and healthy.

- It took a bit of courage but your heart forced you to crawl onto his gigantic bed, the nightmares still waddling around in your head while you tried your best not to wake him up. Alas, he of course woke up, and to your worried figure, the red eyes and your lips quivering as soon as it sunk in you were trying to sleep on his bed

“Huh.?”

- was all he could really squeeze out at the moment before you buried yourself into the warmth of the bed sheets, trying to ignore the guilt building up in your chest while you pretended to sleep.

“I— uh. Is there a reason your sleeping here..?”

- trying his best not to make it awkward while he panicked soo much inside. He was practically shaking at the thing while you tried to babble your explanation. “Nightmares about back then” was all he heard before it all went black and fuzzy. All noise besides his heartbeat and your anxious sobs being cancelled out.

“‘M sorry… i know im being annoying and too forward but….”

“I-its okay. I dont mind at all, just get your sleep please…”

While he softly laid you down comfortably on the bed he swore he heard you mumble ‘thank you.. dad’. (He was about to cry i swear). That night you slept soundly on his bed, his arm softly patting your head while he tried to comfort you out of that period of time.

- That night was something that showed him he truly did want to take you in, not as a guardian, not as someone who was taking care of a child who was highly traumatized, just as a father. He has no idea how to be one but he promises to take care of you as if you were a snowflake, even though their labeled as one of the most fragile things in the world, if its someones desire to they could easily preserve it with the care they deserve.

- Even thought he was just as reserved as you he wanted you to grow up bright and comfortable with other people so he tried his best to introduce you to other people, he also never trusted random babysitters. You do have major trust issues after what happened back then so you never became happy with them. He’d usually ask his friends that are free or heck maybe venti even.

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact x you #genshin imagines #genshin x reader #genshin diluc x reader #diluc x male reader #diluc x you #diluc x y/n #diluc genshin impact #genshin diluc #genshin impact diluc #childe x gender neutral reader #genshin childe x reader #childe x male reader #childe x fem!reader #childe x y/n #childe x you #childe x reader #diluc x reader #childe genshin impact

[achillesunly]

Characters review on Strangers From Hell: PART 2

(spoilers)

Min Ji Eun aka worst girl

Worst girlfriend. Over looking bfs fears, worries and everything he says as long as it's not happy, or even his role in life (with his boss etc) bonus point for not having cheated on him but still. Being cute serves u what if you're a bitch. I don't even know why they showed us your life I don't care we don't care u don't care u mom doesn't care nobody cares. I don't care if your boss bullies u. Girlboss we love it but u r not enough so we love U. If you goin for it go all the way. Ure just vain. You should have died. That's plothole. Or whatever this called. Missed opportunity, direction hole. Why did they show us your shitty life. If someone knows. This trash bag. Openly idgaf. Fuck away u bf gay.

So Jung Hwa aka best girl

Or GODDESS OF ENGINEERING! Yet another fuckING CUTIIIE. What's the uno reverse of malewife? That's her. Reliable. Relatable . +10 points to Gryffindor for working with such bitchass annoying useless fellow policemen. And 10 other points for having such a beautiful dentist. How come you don't have time to go? jeez. I would even if I had nothing wrong. A lill slow but stubborn and determined. But too nice with other officers (especially from the other department I would smack em hard). Go out with your junior btw he wouldn't 70% let u down. A really good human. I love her. She's cute and clever . If you gave this woman more power I swear the drama would have ended very differently ( so I'm thankful) Second only person I would trust , not daring enough, so second position. She wouldn't let me down if I was dying in a pit. She would 50% break her legs trying to get to me , and 50% go seeking help. That would be on our first date. I would happen to see her crazily good looking dentist in casual clothes walk by. We would have a chat. He would kill me bc I would have asked him to. Beautiful date 👉👈

Yoon Jong Woo aka Jong U re the one

Tired of this shit ×1000000000^π. I wouldn't have half his courage. My man walked in, saw a rutting pervert, pissing extrovert auntie, weirdass good looking button down, bully thug, the Joker and his non-drooling twin, and the lovechild of Adonis and Apollon offering staring and human flesh for lunch, and he really said everyone here is weird but I'll make it work. Amazing . Mastered the skill to look both disgusted and tired in any social situation which is a big flex. Shiny eyes when his real self. Kind of a dick. Really pisses me off sometimes. Genuinely. Short and short tempered. Example of how army isn't made for everyone (no offense meant), shitty life with shitty boss and shitty girlfriend and shitty flat. Kind of reminds me of Eddie edi Eddie eddy edy? from venom in his anger control. I wish he would snap sooner BC repressed too much and it's more fun when unfettered nd batshit crazy. Yeah walk up those gay stairs it'll change u. More flustered after talking with MoonJo in one 1 evening than with his girlfriend the entire series. Amazing. Also weirdass mom who gives off weirdass warnings heard from old shufu in the mountains random yet expect her son to not be in a constant state of mental breakdown. Love the way hes just like ok the second time he's called THE word like well aight mate go off ig. Paranoid. A tad bit too late. But strong ig. Sick strap btw bro. I really like the uh huh... Jewelry I guess... I .. yeah... Cool.

I wouldn't trust him cause Im so annoying he would kill me or have his bf do it. If we ever got along tho, we d be writing buddies and I'd tell MoonJo I'm gay so he doesn't have to worry or kill me. but anyways I know Yoon would just let me down whenever he'd have the chance to get D so. Cause he's the one ( rubber ducky ure th-) Yeah, he's really, I yeah.. it's um.. okay...hhuh .. um ... I'm foine I swear :(

Seo Moon Jo aka the only one I didn't have to look up the name

The dentist we all want . Cutie pie and I'm done pretending: HES AMAZING CLEVER PRETTY BEAUTIFUL DEEP CUTE CALM PASSIONNED TWIST MINDED AND HDVBSN AAIIIII

I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW HIM HES SO WHOLESOME AND HEHZHDNJ AND I HHHU EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A SHRINE IN THEIR HOME DEDICATED TO HIM HES SO INTERESTING

He's the cutest bunny beauty smiley, his lill teeth, big eyes, crow hair, his stance, slender figure, his quirks, his flip of hair, his mind, the way he kills adorable. His love eyes, and the way he fights, how he holds Yoon s face when they were fighting, his voice HIS VOICE CHANGE IN EP 10 AROU-WAIT ILL GET IT:

WHINY TURNS METAL AND IM DEAD

He's so much . How can a character like THAT be created ??? ITS NOT LEGAL???? YOUVE BEEN TO STOP! There's just so much to say but yeah.. Seo Moon Jo ❤️❤️🦷🐀🔪

He's cute and rock and the way he tries to blend in (nice dentist, scaring off kids but that's just what we are all supposed to do, playing local when he kills the journalist/spits!/ /I know some of y'all sickfucks whish he spat in your mouth jeez )

I could just spend literals hours taking ab him but I think we should all get a conference day or sleepover and just write ff, draw fanarts and do theories, conspiracy on iphones, together. that would be cleverer.

He just makes the whole drama. Literally. He's amazing and a deep character and damn. Yeah. His loving shiny eyes. Whenever I remember them I feel the deepness of the character wash back over me again and hhhh. Yeah. Damn.

I wouldn't trust him either cause such a beauty would never stand being stared at for hours without wanting to kill me. + if I was dying ,depending on the context ofc if it's related to the residence then bye y'all but-, he sure would help but if he ever gets a call from bf he would just throw me on the road right away to get sum. So yeah. no. Cause you don't know if he feels like doing art on Tuesday. And id end up in the dirty dental chair. So.

Still I would give him warmth and family ( not in the sexual way Jesus he got Yoon for that ) but it would change him just a bit then no. Cause he's perfect the way he is and hh. I guess what I'm trying to say is:

So yeah I love him like that. Very much. More than words. His voice. The whole character is really something else. Never been done before, one of time character. One of a kind and that's wow . The whole drama is him actually. So in the end there's the word that will never have the same meaning again and I don't want to hear it from anywhere else or I'll fucking jugeo blro. He's a masterpiece himself.

I hadn't realised that I lowered my standards be4 seeing him and his love. Not in the extreme way but he's just dedicated and poetic. ....Yeah..... so .......❤️ Seo Moon Jo ❤️

+ he's not dead folks 🙃 he's a bad bitch so you can't kill him.

Finally great drama in the purer sense G R E A T

#strangers from hell #hell is other people #merciless evil devil from hell #jongwoo x moonjo #seo moon jo #seo moonjo #yoon jong woo #thats the best drama again #how many are there #but specials and i huh beuehue #when season 2 #gayer i hope #im such a hoe for them

[a-hyunjinshairband]

Felix rambles. [18+]

Felix fluff, soft smut, loving, care,

~he was all you thought about~

synopsis ~ Felix was everything you wanted in a partner, he made you feel like you were the most precious thing that ever existed. he loved you and you loved him. he was your person and you were his, always.

most days he was what you always thought about. you worried that he was working too hard or wasn't sleeping enough, even tho he came home to you most nights. he would enter your shared bedroom mostly after you fell asleep, feeling the dip in the mattress as he got into bed.

this night was a little different you waited until about 1am checking your phone to see if he had messaged. he didn't and you just decided to go to bed.

you felt something that stirred you awake from your deep sleep, '' Felix, is that you baby?'' you say sleepily all you heard in reply was '' hmm, yeah I'm sorry kitten but... i need you'' he said his hand was running along the back of your thigh. you see he loved your thighs, thicc creamy flesh he always had to touch. he always admired you and you're curves he had to be touching you touching your leg, thigh, hands, tummy he just needed to feel you, always.

half a sleep you turn over onto your back pulling the covers off of yourself luckily you always sleep naked as that's how Felix liked it skin ship always. opening your arms wide you say '' come here baby, come feel me'' the mattress moved you watch him stand removing his clothes quickly. and then in a quick move he crawled between your thighs resting his body atop yours.

he buries his face in your neck inhaling your scent. ''hhmmm ive missed you baby'' he says placing open mouthed kisses on your skin, your body covers in goose bumps from his touch. you loved this always when he's on top of you skin to skin you wished you could stay like this forever with him. smiling sleepily you wrap your arms around him pulling him even closer to you his lips travel and find yours. the kiss was slow and soft his tongue probing your lips to let him in. you open and his tongue seeking yours wildly the kiss deepens and you feel him pouring all his love for you.

opening our thighs wider he snuggles his hips tighter his dick hard against your wet core. you were so wet for him always wet for your Felix to find his way deep inside your wet walls. knowing you were ready he slowly slipped his cock inside in an ever so slowly thrust that a deep moan slipped through your lips. ''baby you take me so well as always, you were made for me'' he says before finding your hands and linking fingers together.

this wasn't a quick fuck not this time Felix wanted to show you how much he loved you, all of you. you always thought that you were never good enough for him or for anyone. your confidence was low before Felix came into your life that you would never matter to another and since he has been in your life you now know your worth, that you do matter and you matter to him.

your eyes fill with tears as you look up to the man who's deep inside your body, he makes you feel like nothing can hurt you nothing can not be achieved. you hold onto him tightly as his hips meet yours in a delicious roll. his cock hitting deep in your pulsating walls. moving your hands along his back you feel each muscle ripple the feel of him squishing against your tummy your nipples rubbing against his chest. suddenly you can feel the familiar knot deep in your belly as your orgasm was approaching. Felix sensed it was near as he felt your fleshy core tighten around his cock. ''you ready my love, cum for me angel'' he says between each moan.

after hearing his words his deep voice filling your ear ''felix....im gonna...'' then suddenly you came with such force that you moaned his name you swore it shook the windows with how powerful your orgasm was. your arms tightening around him his hips moving faster Felix came deeply filling you with everything he had. you both hold each other riding your climax's out. Felix peppering your face with sweet kisses praising you on how good you were and are always for him.

with your bodies still attached together your arms wrapped around each other he whispers the words that make you feel like you finally have a home and a person who needs you..

''i love you, always and forever baby''

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[the-shiftshop]

I posted 24 times in 2021

22 posts created (92%)

2 posts reblogged (8%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.1 posts.

I added 41 tags in 2021

#tss shorts - 8 posts

#straight to gay - 6 posts

#mind control - 5 posts

#body modification - 5 posts

#body creation - 4 posts

#announcements - 3 posts

#one touch - 3 posts

#age progression - 3 posts

#body modifications - 2 posts

#body merge - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 21 characters

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Hi! I was wondering if you can create a lifelike puppet replica of my crush! Its kinda embarrassing but Im really into him and i want to see and be with him forever! But now is our last year and the pandemic striked... even if ask him out he'll reject me tho... so if you have something that can replicate him and be my plaything that'll be awesome!

Early in the morning, you received a call from the Shift Shop. In a hurry, you answered it and greeted hello. On the other end of the call, a voice of an old man is heard.

“Thank you for your purchase and we are very pleased to make this commission for you. Despite the pandemic, we have noticed the little to none increase of demand with our BoyToy products, and having you here right now to support our shop makes us happy, therefore we have added a few special functions for your BoyToy.

We have successfully delivered our parcel outside your door. Do not be confused of what seems to be a small box where a full human body wouldn’t be able to fit. This is one of the features we want to introduce to you. Open the parcel and you will see a small pocket-sized metal chest.”

You quickly ran outside your door to see a box. You ran back in with it and opened it in such a hurry. Inside is what seems to be a small metal box.

“Before you intend to open this, please state the name of your crush and the box will gather the necessary information of the person of interest. This is done since you, the customer, didn’t really give us any image or information about your crush, but do not worry! We already got it covered.”

You have paused for a while. You took a deep breathe in and decided to calm yourself first before stating his name.

“Have you said the name of your crush on the box already?”

You said yes. The man on the phone chuckled and said “Great! Now all you need to do now is to place the chest on the floor and opened it from there.”

“Wait what?” You’ve already opened the chest before you let the man finish his words. From the box on your hands, quickly came out a huge body which made you stumble on the floor. The body landed on you and you screamed in shock. You dropped your phone on the floor near your ear.

“Are you still there?” You hear the man on the phone asked.

“Yeah. Sorry about that.”

You try to push the body off yours, but it was too heavy.

“For our other feature, if you noticed that although the body is obviously breathing, he cannot move on his own and will need commands.” You hear from the phone. With this, immediately you asked him to get off you and stand up.

After the body get off you, you stood up on front of it. It is real. It’s him. From his hair to his toes. It’s all him. But he’s just standing there. Not doing nor even saying anything. Your attention moved to his exposed package. You haven’t seen your crush’s dick before and seeing it right now is very satisfying. You picked up your phone from the ground and moved it back to your ear.

“Satisfied?” The man asked.

“More than satisfied.” You answered. “Thank you so much!”

“You are very much welcome.” The man replied. He paused for a while before continuing once more. “For the last feature. Since this body is merely but a puppet. It doesn’t show any personalities and attitude. You may program this puppet just by talking to it about what you want him to be, but at the same time, you can also just ask him to act like how your crush normally acts like. And finally, if you want to hide him, or maybe take him in different places, you can just open the pocket-sized metal chest once more and he will immediately get sucked back into it.”

You hummed in affirmation and with that, the man ended the call with a “Once again, thank you for trusting The Shift Shop” before cutting the line.

You moved to your crush’s replica and placed a hand on his chest.

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193 notes • Posted 2021-04-14 08:46:11 GMT

#4

TSS Shorts - One Little Pill

“What... is....” He was already far too weak to move, even before I make him gulp down the pill. It was all too easy, everything is going according to planned.

I dropped the pill into his gaping mouth and he had no choice but to swallow it since spitting it out required more of his strength. In instant, our bodies began to soften and we started to melt into each other.

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202 notes • Posted 2021-06-05 20:48:30 GMT

#3

TSS Shorts: Gummy Bears

Ah... Fuck... What did you feed me, man? Did you put something in those candies... Am I hallucinating. Did you drug me? F-Fuck... I can’t move. I’m gonna punch you, man if I can.... No... What am I saying... I’m not... I’m not a jock. I’m not this muscular... I can’t even punch any- Damn weak! I’m gonna fuck you up, man if I can just-

Where are you touching... Stop... That feels so w... weir.... Good... Ah... Fuck... Stop, man! Watch where you’re- OH.... Yeah.... Grab that shaft hard... No... Stop! I don’t want tha... I don’t want...

I... What’s happening... I can’t grow hair... At least, not yet... No! Hair! More, hair! Touch me here, man... Yeah... kneed on that chest.... Oh!

N... No... This can’t be... I’m... I’m not supposed to be this.... OH... Grind that ass on my cock. Yeah. Like that, man... More... B-Boy... Lick my nipples, boy. Make daddy feel good.

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219 notes • Posted 2021-04-20 02:00:58 GMT

#2

TSS Shorts — Snap!

Thanks for giving me a ride to the barbers’, man.

No probs. Anytime. Let’s get to our dorm, quick. I’m kinda tired.

Yeah. Do you think my cut fits me though? I kinda think it looks bad.

What do you mean? It fits your hunky body just right.

Wha—?

*SNAP!*

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239 notes • Posted 2021-05-13 02:01:06 GMT

#1

Dreamscape

My current life had been hectic since the day I’ve entered college. All I’ve wanted is to finish this quickly, be an adult and live my own life without having to worry about my grades. Being in an Asian household makes it 10 times harder when people expect you to be better, smarter, someone they can be proud of. I myself is out of those things my family wanted to see from their son.

Having to push myself to study had caused me so much energy and time. I only even have few hours to get a proper sleep because studies matter the most. When I do get time to sleep, things get even hard for me when nightmares take over my rest, ruining my only time to get back my lost energy.

I’m glad though, as a friend of mine decided to help me overcome my nightmares and to just get what I want. He brought me sleeping pills this morning. Tonight, I guess it’s time to test it out.

After doing my homework at 1 am, I took a pill and chugged a water to wash it down my throat. Wanting to get rest as soon as possible, I lied down to my bed and surprisingly I already fell asleep in a matter of seconds.

I open my eyes, blinded by the sunlight entering the room, noticing that I am not in my own bedroom. The walls are light and bright pastel colors are surrounding me.

“I’m probably dreaming.” I thought to myself, closing my eyes once more.

I brought my hands to my chest, realizing that I am not wearing a shirt. My hand brushed my chest, causing me to let out an unusual moan. I have never felt this sensitive as before. I moved my hand lower, realizing that I’m completely naked and my cock is at its full mast. I opened my eyes and looked at myself.

I haven’t fapped in a while now. I’m probably so pent up after being so exhausted since college. I’m probably dreaming anyway, might fap this one out.

I move my hand lower, grabbing my cock and stroking it slowly, making me moan louder.

Just as I try to quicken my pace, I heard someone speak from a room away. I looked to that direction and rose up the bed. I’m pretty sure someone just spoke English just now.

I tried to find any clothes, but there weren’t any closets in this place, nor any shirt lying on the floor. Still, I want to see who’s in the other room. I decided to check whoever it was. I went towards the source of the sound and proceeded.

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322 notes • Posted 2021-10-19 08:33:02 GMT

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