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weirdlizard26 · 1 year
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cool cool cool finishing my dinner in the safe room for the first time in months, very awesome, thanks a lot, new laws, i feel so much safer now (sarcasm)
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tagerrkix · 4 months
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WHERE IS HE D:
(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)
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homoshoebill · 2 years
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reigen arataka, greatest psychic of the 21st century, esteemed internet sex symbol. crowned twink supreme by winning 69% of the votes on anitwt, crowned ultimate dilf days later, and current lead for the anitwt milf off by a landslide. most recently, though, has just lost the poll for the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman to sans undertale by 0.1% of 244,809 votes total - culminating responses from the official japanese and english mp100 twitters, various industry professionals, and a fanfic from toby fox himself.
all of this within the span of six fucking days
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suntails · 8 months
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⚔️♣️
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attineilde · 29 days
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why neil josten is actually Y/N:
erm I accidentally wrote a few cringy wattpad paragraphs so uh-
he has big blue orbs
involved with the mafia ("what is this, mom?" I asked, trembling. the famous mafia gang leader, harry styles was sitting in my living room!)
gets noticed by a famous person KEVIN DAY (my best friend dragged me to this concert. something called... one direction? I'm not really sure, I'm not like other girls, always obsessing over boy bands. I like to spend time reading instead. so in the concert, I decided to read my favourite book and just ignore everything entirely. then, this amazingly buff, tall, dark, and handsome man smiled at me, showing off his dimples. "come on, darling, what's your name?")
mommy AND daddy issues ("I-I-I-I-I never had parents," Y/N told her cold alpha mafia boss.)
has trauma from a young age (when I was only 10 weeks old, my mother, my father, my grandmother, my grandfather, my sister, my brother, and my goldfish died in a plane crash)
he becomes more badass throughout the series ("Wow, Y/N, you're becoming more and more sigma," Jungkook the mafia boss said. "You were so skinny and fragile and petite, I never would've thought you were capable of being a muderer. You're such a baddie!" He exclaims with admiration.)
super multi-talented (even though I have a permanent stutter in my voice, I'm still a great singer. but I'm a really insecure petite girl, so I shyly sang a few notes to JungKook. "I-i-i-i-is it gwenchana oppa?" "Oh, yes, Y/N honey, you're voice is jinja good!")
has multiple men checking him out/appreciating his looks (andrew, nicky, and I bet kevin has too)
if you read all my little paragraphs I'm really proud of you! I hope you're gwenchana (this is all satire pls dont judge)
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jenna-louise-jamie · 2 months
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has this been done yet
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Conversation
Leonardo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, le Comte is walking in this room.
MC: *wheeze*
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dittolicous · 2 months
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"anti-zosans just dont get it! the appeal IS that they hate each other!"
me, a zosan shipper:
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cyphyra · 2 months
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Probably Bad D&D Idea:
Your entire party is a band of humans-turned-Pokemon who were GOING to end up in each's PMD-esque situation, but something happened during the whole "shunting you into another reality" bit and now there's a gang of weird animals who can at least understand the common language (prolly at the DM's discretion of whether they'd speak it too) of a standard TTRPG world
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smallest-moon · 10 months
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thinking about this one post i saw earlier about plants and how they talk at ranges 40/80khz and now im imagining like:
au where everything is the same but nai is not batshit crazy so he has always been traveling alonside vash and they still encounter milly, meryl and wolfwood but the big difference is that the twins can also communicate at a range where the others cant hear
nai: im going to murder that priest vash: nai no, he didnt do anything nai: he is flirting with you... BADLY! i think he deserves a little stab at the very least vash: NO STABBING!
milly: are you two communicating telepathically? meryl: yeah cause youre making weird faces at each other nai: yes vash: no
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youngpettyqueen · 5 days
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sometimes im forced to remember that the only canon DS9 couple that gets a happy ending at the end of the show is fuckin. Julian/Ezri
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kingpains · 1 year
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dr1 designs pt. 2
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batbaffle · 2 months
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joker has done so many terrible things...killing jason, brainwashing selina, and WORST OF ALL: stealing this child's report card
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erinsintra · 8 months
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there's a tvtropes article listing several fictional characters which are commonly headcanoned as being neurodivergent - usually autistic or depressed.
The Bible is also on that list.
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i'm dropping christianity now. it's become too woke.
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hauntswitch · 4 months
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Im so sorry but the L word is absolutely fucking hilarious - none of these women have an ounce of morality between them and yet they're all somehow still loveable characters. Despite the atrocities. And the bad 2000s haircuts. And the deeply questionable fashion choices.
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foxcoloredcat · 2 months
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