#it would SLAP

[onlyonteamcapforbucky]

Pssst! Apothecary fanfic writers lemme give yall something.

Lihaku and Basen 👀🫴🏼

Thank you for your consideration

#the apothecary diaries #maomao #jinshi #lihaku #basen #gaoshun #write it #it would be so funny #it would slap #they have golden retriever and black energy #you know im right #write the fic #do it #give in to peer pressure #👀

[bookdragonbeth]

If i dont have just ONE scene of the crows doing a leap over an impossibly large gap between roofs when escaping where it slows downs and looks like they are just hanging in the air just about to fall and then they slam back on the roof with the music going again then i will riot

#i just #the cinematography #it would slap #with their arms out #jespers colourful coat floating behind him #kaz’ determined face #inej gracefully leaping #i just NEED it #six of crows #shadow and bone #netflix #tv show #my posts

[duckmumbo]

I think we as a fandom don’t take enough advantage of the Grian Empire from Evo.

I’ve seen so many Philza and Technoblade fanfictions where the Antarctic Empire was just casually part of their story, and honestly I think we should start doing that with Grian too.

#it doesn’t even have to be part of the actual story! #like maybe something happened to the empire and he had to go on the run and ended up in hermitcraft #or like with the watchers??? they took him from his empire and when he escaped nobody believed he was the ruler #or like it could be way in the past #and some hermit is trying to start an empire and he’s like ‘lol your defense strategies are terrible you should do this instead’ #and they’re like ‘how do you even know that’ #like just give me more Emperor Grian ok #it would slap #hermitcraft #grian #roy talks #also guess whos watching evo lol

[iwannabeacowboylikeme]

Watching the Miss Americana doc and eating chicken soup bc I’m sick and the “bullshit on the phone” lyrics from the ME! writing sessions have me thinking,,, I think it’s time we ask @taylorswift to release the ME! explicit version

#I’m a ME! apologist so I’m gonna fight for this #like #it would SLAP #i know I said some BULLSHIT on the Phone #taylor swift #swiftie #swifties #the swiftie tag #me! #me taylor swift #me! apologist #lover album #miss americana #miss americana taylor swift #documentary

[elitehoe]

Jay and ELP lost... He's about to be very bitchy about this and my spidey senses are tingling!

Jay White vs Josh Alexander?!?

#give it tooooooo me impact #I deserve that tbh #it would slap #but I would want jay to win... #so maybe don't give it to me... #jay white #josh alexander #impact wrestling #impact lb

[sova-reign]

Am I the only one who fantasizes about a Hayley Kiyoko and Louis Tomlinson collab?

Short King energy on level Googol 👀

#louis tomlinson #hayley kiyoko #short king #it would slap #you know it would be the bop of the summer #collaboration #lt #one direction

[tiptapricock]

Mmmmm Shang Tsung clit and/or dick piercing…..

#he gets and/or privileges bc it’s whatever I feel at the time #probably whatever he wants too #but like… some little green gem or somth #it would slap #ask to tag #cot n balls #nsft

[braisedhoney]

okay but can you imagine—

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #dp #dp fanart #danny fenton #dan phantom #dark danny #tucker foley #sam manson #a glitch in time #a glitch in time spoilers #agit #agit spoilers #danny phantom spoilers #i know i KNOW we saw dan just as phantom with red eyes #but it makes me laugh to think abt a world where he can change back into his future form at will #maybe he can do both and he just uses it to mess with danny lmao #if he changes the logo that's one secret identity people just. would not guess #tried to make this one more chill and agit helped a lot :P simpler expressions #also loving how we all just slapped a ponytail on the danny clone #i gave him a dress shirt to emphasize the half-vlad thing #but tbh i do like the trend of giving him edgy t-shirts and hoodies lmao #ney's comics #ney's art #also *collapses from exhaustion* #why do i KEEP MAKING COMICS #WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT

[nerdpoe]

When Danny decides to reincarnate, centuries after his adventures, he chooses a random Dimension of Heroes and Villains.

He's expecting adventure! Heroics! A life worth bragging about in the Afterlife!

He wakes up in a tube, staring down at surprised teen heroes as they release him and another person.

Later, he finds out that he's a clone of Batman and Superman, and the other clone is of Superman and Lex Luthor.

He came into this world expecting adventures, not a weird custody battle about him and his brother (because that's what Conner is) between two A-List superheroes.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #story prompt #dc x dp #phanfic #superman wants nothing to do with both of them #batman wins custody no problem #bruce now give clark a deathglare if the super even mentions one of the boys #constant sniping between superman and batman #until it eventually degrades their relationship so much they can't work together #culminates in one big verbal fight after another attempted planetary invasion #that ends with batman just losing it and #in a very calm voice that's totally out of place from his earlier growling #“if i'd known my best friend was the type of man who would target a child for the sins of their parents i might have chosen to be alone.” #verbally slaps clark #and that's how clark agrees to go to therapy

[sandflakedraws]

must we pit two kings against each other

#sandflakedrew #reigen #sans #i'm not team reigen or team sans #i'm team This Is Funny #i would like to go on record and say that Magnet Slaps as a song #if i convince even one person that this shitpost is sincere then i've done my job #mp100 #undertale

[bigassbowlingballhead]

can't wait for Hold me like a grudge (glee cast version) [ft. 2 Cellos]

#hold me like a grudge #listen #it would slap #fall out boy

[yourlocalabomination]

“The spankoffski bros are played by the same actor, they both can’t be on stage at the same time!”

Wrong. Joey has two hands.

May I present the superior solution:

#I need them to have a sibling slapping fight but as muppets #I would like to blame the musical Kermit guy on TikTok for this occurring #sometimes I draw stuff then immediately regret it- please know this isn’t one of those times #I have unfortunately drawn worse #I need it to be known that I drew this with Man or Muppet on repeat the entire time #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #starkid fanart #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd starkid #npmd fanart #nerdy prudes must die fanart #tgwdlm #tgwdlm fanart #the guy who didn't like musicals #the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart #time bastard #starkid time bastard #hatchetfield time bastard #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

[keferon]

..so. I guess I can do these in 3D now haha

#transformers #maccadam #blurr #tf blurr #idw blurr #I literally just learned how to do this hehe #i suffered #learning to work with 3D is uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh #but the final results are kinda cool #all i need to do now is ask for a payment raise on my studio if they would want some of this magic i guess #oh wait #agressive desk slap #my studio dont fucking care about quality content anymore #oh well #i guess all this goes to tumblr lmao

[sentient-stove]

“Wait, wait, wait, short baby Robin, back it up. You followed a radioactive green dog into the sewers? With no weapons?”

“Don’t be an idiot Grayson, I always have a weapon on me. It’d be counterproductive if I didn’t. Anyway- the dog disappeared and I was already down there so I followed the voices to this room—”

“You followed voices?!?”

“Do try to keep up.” Damian snipped. “Yes, and there was a room down there, like some sort of tomb and then I pulled this guy out of the coffin there.” And subsequently gave himself mild frostbite he was guessing by the way he still couldn’t feel his hands. Dick looked mid aneurysm at Damian’s minimal explanation but that had the benefit of him not asking anymore questions as he let them into the apartment, offering to take the teenager from Damian wordlessly.

“Did he tell you anything?” Dick pressed fingers to the teen’s wrist, brow furrowed. “Low pulse, okay. Okay. To the living room then. Was he awake when you got him out?”

“For a few moments.”

“And did you ask him for a name?”

“No.”

“Damian.”

“I was preoccupied with finding a living person in a glass coffin Grayson. He did say one thing though.” Besides thanking Damian but he was keeping that to himself for as long as he could.

“What was it?”

“The Packers suck.”

“Like the football team?” Dick questioned and Damian shrugged.

#dc x dp #damian wayne #dick grayson #danny fenton #danny phantom #dc comics #fanfic #wip hell #is it just me or would a Danny Phantom fic set in the 80s would slap #cause like satanic panic factoring into the ghost fear #but that’s not this wip lol #anyway I’m out #he’s! a! phantom! #glass casket au

[wellfine]

I mowed him sorry (← guy who thinks buzzed heads are handsome)

#one piece #roronoa zoro #baseball player-lookin head..... #descriptions in alt text #was talking with a friend about this and we decided ace went thru a stage of hating hair cuts/brushing as a kid #so when it got too tangled dadan would just shave it all off for him bc it was less uncomfortable in the long run #and luffy now has a cain instinct to slap the shit out of any bald head he sees #which is bad bc now he's a million times stronger so zoro nearly got OHKO'd #don't worry he ate a handful of walnuts and recovered (they're good for the brain)

[taxinealkaloids]

behold hitherto unposted htn doodles! harrow+her terrible mentor, harrow+her terrible roommate

#tlt #my art #these were unfinished which i thought was a shame so i sort slapped some colors nd background stuff on them and now here they are. #top one soooo old but i still liked it and didnt want to condemn it to a fate of sitting in my wip folder forever and ever #bottom ones are more recent; they were scattered throughout the margins of a bunch of different wips and i grouped them together #in this one canvas so i could post them cause i like em. im charmed by soup bowl harrow w/ her normal pajamas. she would probably #not wear that. #ive been thinking abt harrianthe a lot lately i want to post about them more but i can't finish anything lately #not cause im artblocked or anything i'm fine in that respect i just have no free time 💀