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gloomieday · 5 months
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Essa porra desse lactopurga me deu uma cólica intestinal do caralho, o que eu não faço pra ser magra, Deus?
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baddogma · 11 months
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creamecheese69 · 4 months
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I know I haven't been on here for a while and I need to post more T spo but I was wondering what laxatives to buy. Idk I have quite a bit of money so that's not really a concern I just want to know what's the most effective for cleaning out my system.
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misforgotten2 · 5 months
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He was so constipated he couldn’t clear the bar because he was carrying so much extra weight.
Parents Magazine   May 1953
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j4y-stardustt · 4 months
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princesslovell · 6 months
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Just thought I’d show you guys what Lax works for me..🩶
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bulmimina · 8 months
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any tips on ₽urg!ng? i’m kinda new to it so idk. plz help.
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sexykatsuki17 · 1 year
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Todoroki’s Revenge
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Todoroki and Midoriya were up enjoying breakfast at Todoroki’s house Bakugo was there as well. Bakugo appeared more cranky than usual. Why? That’s because he is aching and sore. Bakugo made his way downstairs and he was shirtless.
Midoriya saw him Good morning Kacchan, Bakugo didn’t say anything he just got a bowl,  uhm Bakugo didn’t you hear Midoriya say anything? Todoroki asked and also put on a shirt.
OI, SHUT THE FUCK UP ICYHOT IM FUCKING SORE AND I DONT CARE!!!!! Bakugo yelled his stomach gurgling loudly instead Bakugo grabbed an apple going back upstairs. 
Todoroki rolled his eyes. I can't stand him then why did you invite him here? Midoriya asked my dad said he should rest after training yesterday so he brought him here Todoroki said. You really do hate him don’t you? Midoriya asked Hate him? No, he just gets on my nerves with all his damn yelling. Midoriya chuckled, I second that and they clicked glasses.
After breakfast Bakugo, Todoroki, and Midoriya went to school. Bakugo was incredibly sore that he just spent his day in recovery’s girl office. Kirishima Bakugo’s best friend was taking notes for him. Hey kirishima Todoroki and Midoriya said hey guys kirishima said bakubro isn’t feeling well so I’m taking notes for him kirishima said you do know he’s just sore right? Todoroki asked yeah I know but when you’re sore you don’t feel 100% kirishima said true Midoriya said.
Soon enough Bakugo walked through the door and he saw Kirishima and he walked over to him. Come with me you’re walking me back to the dorms Bakugo said why? Kirishima asked don’t question me Bakugo said Todoroki rolled his eyes at Bakugo.
He was thinking of a plan after school Todoroki, Midoriya and Bakugo had training with All Might and Endeavor. So at lunch time Todoroki is going to go to the store that’s near UA and get the most powerful laxative he could find. 
Bakugo was taking a warm shower for his aching muscles the part that was the most stiff on him was his back, once he finished he put on his underwear and his black bomb pants and he laid down on his stomach. Kirishima gave him a deep tissue back massage. Cracking his spine and unloosing those stiff aching muscles Bakugo moaned so what was Deku and Icyhot talking to you about? Bakugo asked, I’m sure what they wanted Kirishima said. ohh so sore Bakugo Groaned do you want me to stop? Kirishima asked did I say that? Bakugo asked no Kirishima said then shut the hell up and  keep on rubbing. Bakugo said Kirishima continued to rub his back.
Todoroki and Midoriya went to the sore and got the laxative. So what are you going to put it in? Midoriya asked as they walked into the dorms his water bottle in the fridge Todoroki said. Okay Midoriya said so Todoroki got Bakugo’s water bottle and he dumped half of the laxative into his drink and he stirred it up placing it back into the fridge. I also got him some prunes Todoroki said Midoriya smiled.
Soon after Kirishima came downstairs he was upset. Kirishima, what's wrong? Midoriya asked it’s Bakugo he’s so damn rude I can’t  take anymore kirishima said he’s always talking to me as if I’m dumb Kirishima said. Well you’re in lucky cause I’m pulling some revenge on him just like you I’m sick and tired of him Todoroki said. So what’s the plan? Kirishima asked.
Todoroki told him of his plans and Kirishima’s job was to keep him from entering the bathroom. Soon Bakugo came downstairs dressed in his school outfit. You idiots ready? Bakugo asked, grabbing his water bottle. He took a few sips here eat some prunes. Todoroki said why would I eat anything that you brought? Bakugo asked just as Bakugo’s stomach growled out of hunger. Tch, fine Bakugo took the bag form Todoroki he ate some as they waited for Endeavor and All Might. 
It was a small bag so Bakugo ate the whole thing and he drinked more of his water. Todoroki smiled what the hell are you smiling at? Bakugo asked oh nothing Todoroki said soon enough endeavor and All Might came to collect them. 
 While driving to the Agency Bakugo felt his lower stomach beginning to growl. You okay? Todoroki asked don’t worry about it Bakugo said his stomach continued to growl in an upset way. Bakugo bit his lower lip and gently rubbed his stomach. You okay? God dynamite? Endeavor asked Bakugo just looked out the window, shaking his leg as the growling in his lower stomach continued.
All Might, Midoriya, and Kirishima were talking and laughing. Soon Bakugo, Todoroki, and Endeavor walked into the building and soon All Might, Midoriya, and Kirishima walked into the building as well. The growling in Bakugo’s stomach got louder Ugh, Bakugo groaned Shut the hell and die Stupid Stomach why are so upset anyway? Bakugo asked but then he remembered. Wait a second Bakugo asked HEY YOU BASTARD YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHY MY STOMACH IS UPSET DIDN’T YOU!!!!! Bakugo yelled. Todoroki shook his head I don't know what you’re talking about YES THE FUCK YOU DO YOU BROUGHT THOSE PRUNES KNOWING WE HAD SOMETHING TO DO TODAY YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!! Bakugo yelled but then he started farting rather loudly YOUR FUCKING DEAD!!!!! Bakugo yelled. Running to the bathroom. Todoroki started laughing.
When Bakugo reached the bathroom he saw Kirishima standing in the way MOVE!!!!! Bakugo yelled sorry dude, someone is in the bathroom Kirishima said Bakugo’s stomach growled loudly. Bakugo loudly farted with each fart it came out watery Bakugo blushed running to the next one. Kirishima laughed.
Bakugo reached the next Bathroom he saw Midoriya standing there, MOVE YOU DAMN NERD!!!!! Bakugo yelled Sorry Kacchan someones is in the bathroom Midoriya said oh for fuck sakes Bakugo said he went to the next Bathroom MIdoriya laughed.
Bakugo went to every bathroom and each of them was locked. Bakugo’s stomach growled extremely loud Bakugo moaned Ugh Bakugo moaned he soon approached Endeavor and All Might. What’s wrong you should be getting Ready Endeavor said Bakugo placed a hand on his stomach as it growled. What’s the matter Young Bakugo? All Might asked I need to use the bathroom but they were all locked. Bakugo said What? Endeavor asked Bakugo pushed and out came a lot of Diarrhea. Bakugo blushed and he kept pooping himself.
Bakugo dropped to his knees and the diarrhea just kept coming out. Bakugo started crying out of embarrassment. Midoriya and kirishima watched from afar and they felt bad for Bakugo. Endeavor and All Might helped Bakugo.
After Bakugo’s little sick spell he was in his dorm room resting. Kirishima and Midoriya were helping Bakugo out all while Todoroki was in the hospital recovering from the beating he got from Bakugo during the training with Endeavor and All Might. Lesson learned  for Todoroki: never upset Bakugo’s stomach without a good reason. Kirishima and Midoriya learned that lesson as well because they were on board with Todoroki’s foolishness.
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wheeziestsoup · 6 months
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peachycalz · 1 year
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me when i abuse laxatives
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misforgotten2 · 1 year
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What were laxatives like before Ex-lax, something out of Guantanamo Bay, like water boarding with prune juice?
Parents Magazine   1945
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me on the toilet in pain after shitting for 2 hours straight
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j4y-stardustt · 12 days
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Anyone who has abused l4xi1tves in the past or stil does it knows what this means, I have been having the WORST stomach pains since 2 days. Like upper stomach and just the worst pains. I'm nassueas I can't stand and all that shit. I can't eat as well.
I've been using l4x for every day since the past idk week and since yesterday this has been happening.
I quite litt made breakfast this morning and when I got upstairs it just got so bad I started gagging by just looking at my breakfast🤩 and now it's cold so I can't eat it. Can't remake it. So than I feel even worse. Idk what this is and I'm scared, anyone who knows?
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antibiscottiiii · 1 year
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for any ppl out there who use laxis, what type do you find works best
i started with using polyethylene glycol (PEG) but i got sick of the powder and started using senna, it’s a lot easier but i tend to experience more stomach aches and bad feelings,
what laxis can just flush it all out from my body without any effects?
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iwanttod1elol · 9 months
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has anyone ever snorted laxatives....just curious ^_^
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