#lightly

[gladiolus---amicitia]

Hold up. What made the toilet explode into shards at the slightest impact?

oh my god i didnt see this for weeks im sorry. i threw a brick at it

#lightly #lightly!! #the brick lightly brushed the toilet and it quite literally burst. there's no other word for it #it burst #this was a sanctioned brick toilet throw by the way not vandalism #stories #rookposting #asks

[eriexplosion]

There is truly nothing in TBB that will not make people assume someone is dying... character gets screentime? Death. Character comes back after no screentime? Death. Character is happy? Character is sad? Character changes their armor? Character breathes? Death Death Death Death.

There is only one button and we are hammering it constantly.

#fandom salt #lightly #calm down and get a different prediction

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

Being a druid, the Shadow Cursed Lands have been rough spiritually and emotionally for Majexatli. So since they were already so low, they figured they might as well take chances with Volo's offer to remove the parasite. They're surprisingly okay with the result, though not thrilled with their new look. Plus it probably wasn't the best impression on newly recruited Halsin, and I have to imagine it gave Karlach and Wyll a fright.

#eldritch it speaks #OC: Majexatli #salam plays bg3 #bg3 spoilers #lightly #the game might not have my companions comment on it but I have to imagine they do #there's no way none of them are concerned at the near lobotomy that tore out Majexatli's eye #theres probably gonna be reaction of both with people being like 'i cannot believe the depth of youre stupidy and lack of self preservation #and with people being like 'holy shit hells are you okay oh gods what happened' #hey now wyll and majexatli match #anyways deeply saddened to see majexatli with. blue eye (derogatory)

[ampresandian]

Yeah maybe the Lotus Casino soundtrack was Levitating bc they were trying to find a fun timeless pop song for the let's have fun scenes to rival Poker Face.

OR maybe the Lotus Casino soundtrack was Levitating bc Hermes is obsessed with Dua Lipa and it was his favorite song at that moment. Maybe his favorite song for season 2 will be Houdini.

#On the beach #or like when they use the wind thermos #dua lipa will be in the background #hermes #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #pjo #pjo tv show #sea of monsters #percy jackson tv show #dua lipa #lin manuel miranda #&thoughts #pjo spoilers #lightly #levitating #houdini #percy jackson sea of monsters #percy jackson series

[puppytopper]

my holes can hold so many things for you 🥺🥺🥺, this pup can also double as whatever furniture you want, the perfect addition to any household -💚

What a precious puppy! You’re being so good, offering up your holes for use. Now, come here, puppy. I want to put my drink down and need a pretty cup holder 😌

#wolf howls #object insert nsft #objectification #lightly #💚

[kazimakuwabara]

May The Best Man Win

Summary: Sanji has words with Zoro, who seems to have taken a sudden interest with Usopp. (SanUso, light Zolu, 1.2k words) ((written for @sanusoweek ))

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“What are you doing?” Sanji's hiss, was more of a roar as he banged open the door to the crow’s nest.

Zoro didn’t glance up from his bench, his massive dumbbells lifted high over his head. He was sweating in the midday sun, already about halfway through his workout. He couldn't be arsed to stop now, not when he had a good burn going. He counted off another rep before he even bothered answering Sanji, “789… 800… What d’ya want, Curly-bro?”

Slamming a tray of snacks, as well as a pitcher of cucumber water on a chair, Sanji fumed, “You and Usopp.”

“803…804… Me and Usopp, what?” Zoro asked, still not dignifying Sanji with his full attention.

“You’ve been hanging around him!” Sanji snarled. He stayed on the other end of the Crow's nest, out of Zoro's way. He was livid and angry enough to kill, but he'd rather kick Zoro to death when he didn't have his dumbells over his head.

Zoro paused a moment, to roll his head to the side, and peek at Sanji from his bench, before resuming his count, “806… 807… He’s my Nakama.”

“That is not what I mean Marimo, and you know it!” Sanji snapped back, voice on edge, and face flushed.

“811… 812… Ah. Oh. Well, Usopp’s pretty.”

It was silent, save for Zoro counting off his reps.

“What.”

“821… 822… Hnnn… Or handsome I s’pose. He looks good… he got stronger too. I’m proud of him. He’s changed, and he keeps changing still… I’ve noticed. And I like what I see. He's put a lot of hard work in... I can appreciate hard work.”

Sanji kicked the dumbbell out of Zoro’s hands, and back into its rest. 

Zoro sat up turning a fierce glare on Sanji, “You’re lucky I don’t run you through. I’m only not going for my swords because you didn’t knock my weights to the floor.”

Sanji’s face was glowing red with anger, “You know… you know Longnose is off limits.”

“Oh?” Zoro asked a brow lifted into his hairline, “And why is that? Cuz you liked him first?”

Sanji sputtered.

For a week now, Zoro had been sticking close to Usopp. It started with Zoro sitting next to Usopp for meals. This wasn't too abnormal, but Zoro had started speaking to Usopp in low tones over the din of the crew's chatter. Whatever he was saying, made Usopp flush. Then Zoro started napping around where Usopp liked to draw on deck, in those few moments where Usopp wasn't chasing Luffy and Chopper around.

Sanji had almost spilled a tray of drinks at the sight of Usopp napping against the Swordsman's chest.

What had really, really, really started to set the cook's temper ablaze, is that Zoro, sword-focused, stupid, Zoro, had gone bug hunting with Usopp. Usopp had asked Zoro along, and Zoro had grinned a sly slow grin, and agreed. The way he looked at Usopp in that moment... Sanji had dropped a small bag of onions at the sight of it. And then the pair waltzed off the ship, and returned hours later with a bunch of beetles to show Chopper and Luffy. Usopp had been ecstatic, and while he prattled on and on to their Captain, and their little doctor, Zoro had tucked his hand in the small of Usopp's back, as if it belonged there.

"You were not interested in him before!" Sanji snapped.

Zoro sighed, as if tasked with a great chore, but admitted, "True..."

Zoro spun his legs around the bench, and got up with a sigh. Striding over to the restorative snacks Sanji had brought him, Zoro poured himself a glass of water, “It doesn’t matter who likes who first, or who feels what the strongest. What matters…” Zoro downed the drink, snapping his unscarred eye to Sanji’s face, “is doing something about it.”

Sanji’s jaw clenched, his teeth aching from the force of his grinding.

“And while you’re too scared to do anything about it, Curly-brow… I am not,” Zoro concluded pouring himself another glass of water.

“So you…you’re gonna tell him you like him?” Sanji demanded after the silence stretched out too long.

“I’m letting him warm up to the idea that I’m interested first. Don’t want to scare him off,” Zoro answered frankly, “You gonna do something about it?”

“You Goddamned right, I’m gonna do something about it!” Sanji snarled, stomping towards the trap door that led out of the crow’s nest, and kicked open the trap door, "I've been at his side, noticing him since... since that blasted fucking sky island!"

Zoro fished out a still crisp cucumber from the pitcher of water, and took an obnoxiously loud bite out off it, "Yeah but, you didn't do anything about it."

Sanji snapped his head around to glare at Zoro, his nostrils flaring, and his cheeks red, "Well, I'm going to do something about it now!"

“So…It’s a competition then?” Zoro asked.

Sanji turned in full, so he could level Zoro with the full weight of his glare.

Zoro smiled and saluted his water at Sanji, “May the best man win.”

“You fucking moss-headed, shit nose, No-brained, shitty fucking swordsman-” Sanji snarled, but left the crow’s nest, ranting as he descended down and away from Zoro, his mind a mess with actions he needed to take.

Zoro waited for Sanji’s voice to disappear, and then an additional ten seconds after that. Casually over his shoulder, his eyes directed at a crate near the corner of the room, he called, “Oi, Usopp! He’s gone.”

Usopp, face a dark almost purple, popped out from within the crate, “I can’t believe that worked.”

Zoro snorted, “I can. Idiot’s been moonin’ after you since… fuck… you heard him. The island in the sky. Noland and all that shit.”

“I just don't believe it! Not since Skypiea!” Usopp lamented, stumbling out of the crate he'd been hiding in, “There’s no way.”

“Yes, way!” Zoro rumbled, and then held out a palm, “Money.”

“Oh, right!” Usopp produced a large wad of cash, money Nami had given Usopp under much laborious work over her Clima-tact. It was a hefty sum, but Usopp passed it over to Zoro without hesitation.

Zoro took it grinning, “Easiest booze money I’ve ever made!”

“I still can’t believe this is working!” Usopp mumbled.

“I can. Nothing spurns a man like competition,” Zoro sighed, sitting back down on a bench on the outer wall of the crow’s nest, “I just don’t get why you don’t say something. You’re a brave warrior of the sea, you confess first!”

Usopp flushed, sinking into his shoulders a bit, “I just want a little insurance… he’s a hard nut to crack! I just wanted to be sure… that he liked me. If... if he didn't, or wouldn't consider me-”

“Anyone would be lucky to have you!” Zoro rumbled, cutting off Usopp before he could start listing his faults. With his eyes narrowed in a protective older brother glare, Zoro added, “If he keeps being this worthless, just forget him. He doesn’t deserve you! If he’s not begging you to be his in a few days' time, I’ll kick him to the curb myself!”

Usopp smiled, “Gee Zoro… thanks…”

Zoro grunted in response. 

Usopp tiptoed to the trap door, and after being sure Sanji wasn’t below, he started to descend. He paused before he fully left, calling out, “Zoro?”

“Huh?”

“Luffy likes napping with you the best by the way.”

Zoro froze, and Usopp lifted his brows at Zoro in that knowing sort of way.

Sweetly, Usopp added, "He's been sulking since you and I napped together."

Zoro coughed, “You’re as bad as Nami! Get out of here!”

Usopp snickered, climbing down the ladder with a high, half-sung, “Perish the thought!”

  End

#kazi fanfic #sanuso #sanji #usopp #zoro #one piece #zolu #lightly #jealousy #humor #friendship

[bardocksheadband-fanfics]

Thala

While in Talokan, Shuri conceived Namor’s daughter and after everything that happened, she decided to keep her a secret. Unfortunately for her, Namor has been using the ocean to communicate with the child since she was born. When Thala follows the voice that has been talking to her and she finally meets her baba, she gets more than she bargained for. Her father is not only slightly unhinged, but has been pining for her mother for over a decade. Can she be the one to finally bring them together?

#nashuri #namor x shuri #namuri #seaprincess #fanfic #fanfic writing #fanfiction #nashuri fanfics #nashuri fanfiction #mcu #Moana inspired #lightly

[k4r4ss]

air commander

#transformers #starscream #vaguely idw #maccadam #lightly #cw eyestrain

[nick-close]

Overall? Good bonus episode, I thought it was fun and the format was cool. I do think the detective work suffered from the cast knowing who the killer is though. It didn’t seem like clues were being viewed objectively, which made for solving the case to feel less climactic compared to how genuinely well done Will & Anthony did on it- but as a comedy and not an actual mystery it was funny. I got super hype at Freddie solving actual clues, he seemed to carry actual investigating for a lot of it.

Will did incredible, probably my favourite part of the episode was all the ways he tried to push back against the investigation- and I loved all the character choices! I wasn’t expecting it to be fantasy based for some reason, so jumping into dwarves was very cool. Overall pretty solid :3!

#I don’t have any moments that r stand out incredible or that made me laugh out loud #but I did find it fun to listen to #so it was good entertainment #and an interesting story #also Beth’s ‘i can kill people because im a cop’ #and the lycanthrope thing #very fun #those r some moments I do actually think back on #I think dndads can suffer from everybody trying to do things at the same time tho which I really felt #Matt is hilarious but I wish he would’ve stepped back a few times #gumshoes and daddies #dungeons and daddies #dndads #gumshoes and daddies spoilers #lightly

[happy10thousandyears]

きのこぬん‼️

#my art #kinokonun #きのこぬん #kinoko nun #body horror #lightly #rpgmaker horror #rpg maker

[swallowtailed]

scavengers reign review: 10/10, great colors, great speculative ecology. the plot never really picked up, but that felt fine to me--it's a show about the difficulty and joy of existing in community with others. very much enjoyed seeing levi's new form. very glad that azi made it. felt satisfied by sam's ending. i don't think it ever fully hit me that anything might be wrong with hollow, i was just thinking "damn yeah that happens sometimes". this show is like what the biologist thought was going to happen in annihilation

#hello world #scavengers reign #scavengers reign spoilers #lightly

[dk-thrive]

Sometimes the great bones of my life feel so heavy

Sometimes the great bones of my life feel so heavy, and all the tricks my body knows- the opposable thumbs, the kneecaps, and the mind clicking and clicking- don't seem enough to carry me through this world and I think: how I would like to have wings-

—  Mary Oliver, from "Spring Azures" in “Mary Oliver: New and Selected Poems (Beacon Press; April 15, 2004) (via Read a Little Poetry)

#Mary Oliver #spring #bones #drawing #light #lightly

[hotsforhotties-light]

#hot #girl #sexy #hots #hotties #model #beauty #beautiful #babe #fashion #aesthetic #style #lightly #dressed #full #2021 #portrait #hotsforhotties

[lover-of-skellies]

I have no idea what to do. Ran into a bit of a brick wall with my fic, I'm not really up for drawing, and I've reduced myself to watching/listening to ASMR stuff on YouTube

If anyone wants to hop into my ask box or my DMs and give suggestions or start up shenanigans with me, I'm literally begging you; please do it. Save me from this unending boredom

Anything goes. Literally anything. I'm not gonna be picky

#not skeleton stuff #rambles #I'm mentally bonking my head into a wall #lightly #adhd brain wants to do everything and nothing at the same time #hhhhhhhhh #goes insane and chews a hole in my wall

[hopalongfairywren]

genuinely upset that people made eryn feel like his lore wasn’t important but dreading the influx of ‘omg the dsmp is dead’ and people acting like c!eryn’s story is just like over. Solo lore exists? Also if the fandom brings it to attention we have a chance at getting the ccs to do stuff. Thats my current thoughts please dont kill me aha

#dream smp #dsmp #eryn cyberonix #c!eryn #dsmp lore #dsmp lore discourse #tagging that just in case #dsmp fandom critical #lightly #stop being so dramatic guys

[mole-roll]

o fuk he got in da jam jar

#my art #original character #oc #mpreg #lightly #LMAO