#like it's absurd

[kissatoru]

omg heyy hahaha... *slides this across the table and runs away*

#i'm absolutely ecstatic about this fic #i'm sorry to my reiner lovers who are still waiting on the feminisation fic i promised a while back...</3 #i'm kinda stuck and not sure where to go with it:( #i also have just... #SO many drafts #like it's absurd #most of them are armin centric cause that's MY!!! BABY!!! #anyway things are coming!!! #but i'm gonna need patience #cause i have all this stuff i wanna do but i'll need to find time for the reqs on my main too #sub gojo #gojo x reader #gojo x male reader #x male reader #x dom reader #x reader #( ★ ) blah blah blah.

[bronzyglow]

what is it called when i have to sit in the car for at least 10 minutes before going into any store

#i'm not anxious i just procrastinate absolutely everything #like it's absurd

[lucawrites11]

how lazy am i?

i put my contacts in for the first time in six months (they hurt) just so i can watch barça lying down on my side because my glasses were getting in the way

#i'm too blind to see without aid #like it's absurd

[soaked-doors]

young upstarts. filo-irish shanks realness or something

#one piece #absurd agenda of mine is that these two are filo somehow #akagami no shanks #dracule mihawk #one piece fanart #also baby mihawk was probably the type to carry around like 10 knives #mishanks #akataka #my art

[daisy-mooon]

The Marvels was another level of comedy. The "He's bilingual" line took me out like a fucking train.

#the marvels #the marvels 2023 #prince yan #yan d'aladna #LIKE?? #carol danvers #captain marvel #this movie is ABSURD #mcu spoilers #the marvels spoilers #themarvels.spoilers #1k #2k #3k #hitposttag

[solarockk]

Im oh so normal about real life smp and gaslight gatekeep girlboss

#real life smp #rlsmp #what a name #im so so so normal about them #getting a gggs teamup after last life... we used to dream of times like these.. #im so happy cleo won #zombiecleo fanart #zombiecleo #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname fanart #scott smajor fanart #pearlescentmoon #pearlesentmoon fanart #cw blood #mcyt #fanart #artist on tumblr #sol art #the peaceful yet sad song i feel like fits well with the absurd violence of the serie #im very normal about cleo finally behing able to kill pearl

[dsgustng]

#idk felt like sharing it was so absurd it made me lol fr

[sisaloofafump]

In case it seems like every third comic has Batman in it... you're not wrong. He's been in 38.6% of DC issues since 2020, with a stark increase of 8% each decade since the 90s and surpassing Superman in popularity. Despite this, there's been a massive drop off of comics where he is teamed up with Superman or a Robin (although the amount of group team ups between Batman Family members has increased, as well as Nightwing solos).

#I made the graphs but the numbers were sourced from ComicVine #idk thought this was interesting #once they embraced the gritty aspect of his character #it popped off #but before than it was really just superman who thrived in the absurd space comics #dc comics #my art #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #wonder woman #lois lane #diana prince #my graphs #dick grayson #hal jordan #green lantern #barry allen #aquaman #green arrow #martian manhunter #barbara gordon #jim gordon #joker #jimmy olsen #supergirl #long post #like obvs not this installment but later ones get long so I'll tag it here to help filter

[and-his-hands-were-24-crows]

This is my copy of Good Omens. It was like this when I got it, sometime back in the 90s. Probably came from a library sale or something similar.

I take very, very good care of my books, but I sincerely love how absolutely wrecked this copy is. Whenever I read it, little pieces of the cover flake off. It's so part of how the book *is* to me that pristine, new copies weird me out.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure this one did time in the Bentley. This is, in all likelihood, what would actually happen to a book that got left in there.

#good omens #good omens book #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #somebody loved this book an absurd amount #or left it in a car driven by a pair of international book thieves #it's been disintegrating for like three decades

[munku-collar]

yknow what i shouldnt be surprised that some people become obsessed with everything i say or do and my entire existence for some reason becomes something they cannot stop thinking about/they cant leave me alone when my ex husband is literally mac

#like it's absurd #like ur fucking joking #unbelievable #JH

[ghostface-knight]

"average hatchetfield citizen dies horribly in three timelines" factoid is actually just a statistical error. average citizen dies horribly in zero timelines. "doomed-by-the-narrative Ted", who works at CCRP Technical and dies in every fucking timeline is an outlier and should not be counted

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #is this anything #spiders georg #ted spankoffski #i love the increasingly absurd ways that ted bites the dust #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #time bastard

[r-aindr0p]

Hey Idia I love you so much but what the fuck

#twisted wonderland #idia shroud #twst idia #culinary crucible #the baincells are gone #bro you ok ? #Id understand if he was stunned by the absurdity of spaghetti donuts but hes like that with every food presented to him #its time to close your ipad and go for a nap sir #feeding the horse girls burgers can wait #twst shitpost

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 3 #candidate for crime #he's conjuring spells again #there are an absurd amount of columbo frames where he looks like he is actively casting spells

[thevegetablewhichnoonedaresname]

I really like that scene in mob psycho 100 where those random guys try to bully mob, but then, before mob can even do anything, dimple makes the guy disrobe and ritsu tries to kill him and the body improvement club just kinda circles up and squishes him between their pecs until the guys beg for mercy and leave. because it's a very stupid scene. kinda the epitome of the show's goofy weird slapstick humor. and so when you're watching it the first time you assume that's the purpose of the scene--to be dumb slapstick humor. because it succeeds at that, so it would be perfectly functional if that's all it was.

but THEN it turns out that it's actually setup for two episodes later when mogami traps him in a mind dimension to try and turn him evil and he's standing in the SAME PLACE and he sees ritsu on the bridge but ritsu doesn't acknowledge him. and he gets bullied. and not only is he powerless to defend himself, he has no one who cares. the scene plays out an evil mirrored version of itself where it's straightforward. it's harsh. it's empty. mob gets beaten up, and he is alone.

and that would've been a good scene on its own, too. but to me the fact that you see the silly ridiculous version of it FIRST (the one that culminates in the body improvement club suffocating a guy with their man boobs) is really important to me. because then, later, you feel how much more it hurts for mob to be alone when you've already seen what it could be, what it is. and then on a rewatch when you see the goofy version of the scene you can't help but feel an undercurrent of dread and a sense of how dangerously close the absurd is to tipping over into something way too real and visceral. which is a feeling that runs throughout the entire show.

anyway.

#pickle pontificates #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #for the record i haven't watched mob in a minute and i haven't really been thinking about it more than usual recently #but it's so stuck in my heart that sometimes a scene or a theme will just pop up as I'm like. brushing my teeth or whatever #and i get all emotional again #the way mp100 mixes absurdism and pathos is just really special to me okay. no one is out here doing it like that but mp100

[determinate-negation]

im so fucking tired of all the zionist freaks who didnt know anything about jewish history a few months ago act like its their life mission to defend israel and “the jews” mostly against the criticisms of anti zionist jews anyways like actually just shut the fuck up im so fucking tired of you no one fucking wants you the situation of the jewish community is already a disaster enough without you fucking freaks cosplaying as us to “show support” and acting like an authority how are there so many people that fit this category what is wrong with you all

#like how are there so many of this people its just absurd??? #mine

[ozlices]

imagine getting absolutely obliterated by hbomberguy & having the absolute nerve to try multiple comebacks & even copying one of hbomberguy's titling motifs in ur ""apology"" when the original annihilation centered on ur rampant plagarism. but it was fine bc u got a head injury as a child

#mine #hbomberguy #james somerton #it's actually hilarious. he's so brave but in an absolutely absurd level of nerviness way #also like grating though cause it's like. u literally screwed so many ppl & communities over. #u have some GALL to keep trying to come back dawg. #just let us stay free of ur bs bruh.