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milfbrennan · 6 months

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bones sexuality headcanons

yeah i dont have proof (except angela) i just Know. call it my lesbian spidey senses. disclaimer that those are MY headcanons, you can have your own opinions on those ofc

main characters:

brennan: bi (preference for ugly men... but i digress). she probably started exploring her sexual orientiation in college and came to the conclusion that she's attracted to every gender to varying degrees. she's probably tongue kissed angela a few times pre season 1

booth: cishet ally! ⭐️ he's a bit confused but he's got the spirit, i'll give him that.. bi wife energy start playing whenever he walks into the room

zack: gayboi with a bad case of hero worship for dr brennan. naomi from paleonthology made him realise this isnt really what he'd like to excavate, if you get the gist... ;) (ew)

angela: imo? bi, but it's up to anyone. canon queer and i'm very happy about it

hodgins: bi. putting my foot down on this one- to me, hodgela is bi4bi. one day early into the series angela goes "why is everyone so hot... being bi is so hard" and hodgins is like "yeah, tell me about it" and they have a Oh, You Too? moment

cam: distinguished (ex-disaster) pan. she's all cool and collected now but in middle school she was probably stuttering whenever she saw a pretty girl

sweets: pan. boykisser. i just KNOW. that man is not heterosexual. probably had a few boyfriends in high school too

aubrey: bi? preference for women but in an alternate universe he and sweets are a thing

goodman: token straightie along with booth except i actually like him even tho even tho he took a 2 month sabbatical and never came back

squinterns:

clark: bi. a bit repressed and only realised it after breaking up with nora but as long as he gets there it's fine

daisy: pan. absolute girlkisser. she has the wlw equivalent of whatever zack felt for dr brennan. swaisy is a disaster pan couple.

fisher: pan- and i wont have it any other way. he was 100% checking sweets out when he came over to b&b's in s8, so i like to think when hodgins asks sweets "what is it with you and interns?" in 9x23 he's including fisher

wendell: bi and in a lab au he's dating vincent thank you

vincent: english twink and i think he and wendell should kiss in the lab lost & found

arastoo: straightie but we still love him. pan wife energy since he and cam are married

finn: god, i have No Idea but i have a feeling he doesn't either

wells: aro, and maybe ace too, but fyi even if he wasn't no one would want him

jessica: ... i used to say lesbian but i kinda let the jaubrey of it all get to me... pan vibes perhaps? i'll have to think it over. in another universe she and daisy are a thing too btw

other characters:

caroline julian:... lesbian. no i will not give an explanation for this one. sham marriage and all.

karen delfs: big pansexual energy coming from this random profiler?? i like her

villains: (do not take those seriously, but also...)

pelant: unlabeled. getting strangled by hodgins awoke something in him but he didnt have the time to figure it out between 8x01 and 9x04

taffet: very VERY mean lesbian

epps: heterosexual incel

broadsky: internalised homophobia over booth, clearly

kovac: the man pretended to be married to his sister. i'm not sure i even wanna know

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onesidedradiostatic · 2 months

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But seriously, the fact that the animators INTENTIONALLY put the Bi flag colors on Vox's screen for a split second during Stayed Gone AFTER ALASTOR EMBARRASSED/PISSED HIM OFF SO MUCH HE STARTED TO GLITCH, AND THE ERROR CODE LITERALLY SAID ALASTOR IS THE REASON FOR IT (not to mention it being right after Alastor said that Vox asked him to "join his team"...like, c'mon man)

Like I can legit see Vox going on and on about Alastor and Val just going "for fucks sake, just say you want to fuck him at this point" in Season 2- especially with the Vees having obvious plans on the Hotel. If that doesn't happen, or at least nothing similar happens, in Season 2, I'll be very surprised

(reference to this post. again. vox is a bi disaster (canon))

nah I'm still not over it cause why did they hide it in a blink and you miss it moment it feels like they were very intentional in leaving it there but keeping it subtle. I think I find it harder to come up with an explanation that doesn't have to do with vox having a thing for alastor LMAO.

nono. clearly he just flashes the bi flag on a regular basis sometimes to show dominance over katie killjoy and remind her not to be homophobic towards him (she can be towards other people though just not him)

#ask #osrs.txt #radiostatic #staticradio #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox

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wolfmadefromash · 1 month

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Thought on 7x05

I've seen a mixed response for the episode last night, things from the shared photos not playing out how many hoped or wanted. There was the photo of Eddie and Marisol sitting at the table at the end of the row from Tommy and Buck, making it really look like he was there for more of their date than he was. The photos we got of Buck and Eddie the gym and in Buck's apartment, the expectation was different there too.

I didn't think for one second that there was a chance for there to be a Buddie kiss in the episode, I can understand were people were coming from with that though. The theory of Eddie being jealous when he finds about about the date and that has him realizing he has feelings for Buck makes sense. But I prefer the way it played out, even if I do still very much ship Buddie.

The date was just... oh man so bad, Buck was a disaster but it also makes sense. This is new for him, he doesn't exactly understand his role or how he should act. It hasn't caught up to him really that it doesn't have to be any different than dating a women, just relax and talk and enjoy the company. His biggest mistake was acting the way he did when Eddie showed up, I get that he's not out to anyone yet but Eddie was there with his girlfriend and just happy to see his too friends hanging out. Buck talking about getting chicks and calling Eddie bro was a bigger red flag than if he were to have been waving the literal bi flag in Eddie face. I mean... come on dude, you've literally never once uttered the word chicks and you haven't been one for bar hopping and picking up randoms since before you even met Eddie. That's Buck 1.0 behavior and Eddie doesn't know that Buck. He's stressed and he panicked, so I get it but... sir... no. Tommy bailing on the rest of the night, while is sucks that that's how Buck "first date with a dude" (pro tip Ev, maybe don't call your date dude) ended, I understand Tommy's side. He was kind about, looked like he felt bad. I do with that he explained that is was more him not wanting Buck to feel pressured to make steps before he was ready, rather then telling him at the end of the episode when they meet for coffee.

I was almost heartbroken for Hen and Karen, finding out that the little girl they were supposed to foster was going to stay with her grandmother. I was so excited to see them welcoming in a baby girl after the struggles they day with fertility and having to let go of Nia (truly a crime because that little girl was so cute and I miss her). I love that they're giving Mara this chance to find peace with a new family after what that poor girl went through. I know some aren't happy with Karen's reaction over Denny getting hurt, especially when Denny was standing up for Mara himself telling them she didn't mean it. But Karen's first priority as a mother is her own child, and while the intent is for Mara to fit that role eventually, she's still new and now she's harmed her son. In that moment, it didn't matter that Mara clearly went through something traumatic in her life and that she needed time and care. He son was hurt and Karen was going to do what she needed to keep him safe. I am glad that they made the extra effort to learn more about Mara's situation, kind of feels like the sort of thing they should have been told before but they weren't. Mara's story will be complex and heartbreaking I'm sure, but I do hope that she is here to stay because that little girl deserves to feel safe and protected and loved.

I loved Buck's coming out to Maddie, literally accidentally just because he kind of got carried away with the story, saying "he left me stand outside the restaurant" after having been very careful to be as vague as possible when talking about the date. The little slip of the pronoun of course didn't go unnoticed by Maddie and she zeros right in on it. Buck not understanding why he acted the way he did, still under the assumption that his shouldn't have mattered who he was with, because he's an ally. Except, you can be an ally then find that you're more than that and it can still be confusing because its new. Buck lying to Eddie about what he and Tommy were actually doing doesn't make him less of an ally or make him any less bisexual. It was unexpected to see Eddie, he wasn't out to anyone yet, he was even resistant to come out to Maddie but he need to talk to someone about how he acted. So Maddie's right, him being on a date with a guy probably has everything to do with him lying to Eddie and really hurting Tommy in the process. Maddie's reaction to Buck saying "sure I'll check out a hot guys ass, but that's normal"... she's amazing for just sort of letting it go and mildly agreeing. "It's not abnormal" but not exactly normal either. Most straight men are out here checking out a hot guys ass. They might look and compare or something but it's not really that they're checking it out and they're certainly not acknowledging that the guy is hot. I love Buck's coming out journey so far, he's a gem.

Eddie's Catholic Guilt... is amazing. His reaction to Marisol almost being a nun feels like a bit much to me, almost like he's repressing something... Also, dude why are you asking her to move in with you??? Thank god she didn't have plans to sell her house so she can go back there, honestly the fact that she wasn't selling the house was a sign that the move or relationship wasn't going to last. With the news that Marisol was almost a nun, thought I'd seen it floating around for a few week not knowing where that came from, it's given me a theory for the break-up; not even a unique theory because I think we're all thinking the same thing. Marisol obviously still has a connection to her faith, she's kept things from her time doing... whatever it is nuns do to be come nuns. She'd likely a devout Catholic and we know how most (if not all) feel about the LGBTQIA+ community. I'm thinking that Tommy and Buck are talked about in some capacity and she learns that they're dating, or she sees them at the Madney wedding. She shares her thoughts with Eddie, maybe not as ugly as they could be because lets let us have some peace from that in one area of our life, and he'd appalled. Because Tommy's he's friend and he's great and Buck's his best friend and has been helping him raise Christopher for years now. Who they're dating doesn't change how great they are, Eddie's not going to just turn his back on his friends. So they break up because Marisol sucks. The only reason I don't fully believe it'll happen this way is because of the actresses current reputation and her apparent views towards the LGBTQIA+ community. But... art imitates life and all that...

Also, love the idea of Demi Eddie and it feels like it really fits.

Eddie being more hung up or surprised by the fact that Tommy's gay, rather then his best friend who's he's know for like 6 years now was just on a date with a man is amazing to me. For one, it feed into this head canon that everyone kind of already knew. And two, it just reaffirms that to Eddie it doesn't matter. Buck is Buck, Eddie will be there for him no matter what. I did was some level of something more there, some sort of tension or hurt between the two. A touch of the divorce era without it being full blown no contact for 2 episodes. I wanted Eddie coming into the loft after having found out Buck and Tommy were on a date from someone that wasn't Buck. Maybe Marisol saying something about thinking they were crashing their date. I wanted Eddie asking Buck why he thought he couldn't trust him with this, why he felt like he couldn't open up to him, why he doubted that he would support him. Throw in a call back to season 5 when Buck broke down Eddie's bedroom door to get to him when he was crying on the floor, arguably Eddie's most vulnerable moment. The kind of moment you share with someone and know you can be 100% you with them. But the whole coming out scene was very lovely and I am happy that Buck experience so far with the people he's told has been incredibly positive. I know this isn't how it is for far too many.

I loved the little coffee date(?) with Buck and Tommy. I love that is was Eddie who encouraged Buck to call Tommy and the Buck is really willing to take this leap into the unknown. Everything about this scene is so soft and sweet, Buck is very clearly infatuated with Tommy at the very least, and Tommy is so gentle and kind. I don't know that there would be a better first boyfriend for Buck than Tommy. Again, I still very much ship Buddie, but there is something about Buck and Tommy that I love.

As much as I want Eddie and Buck together, I am a bit of a realist or more negative thinker lol I mean I was very much under the impression that Buck would never be canonically Bi even if he always gave vibes that I couldn't begin to explain. It something that I thought "it'd be nice, but it'll never happy. At least there's fan fiction." But here were are, 5 episode into setons 7 on a new network and Buck is kissing boys and dating dudes. It's a big moment, taking a character like Buck who's part of the main cast and allowing him to be queer in any way, it can also be a big risk to take. But ABC and Tim Minear did it, Oliver himself has said that he saw this being a direction for Buck for some time and he was more than open to explore it. Tim Minear has never out right said no to Buddie, at least in recent conversations. Ryan and Oliver haven't said no ever, they've always been noncommittal about the direction of Eddie and Buck's relationship. But more recently... it seems like they're keeping the door open a crack to allow for speculation to run wild. Dropping hints and clues. It seems to me that it's unlikely that they'll give Eddie a queer story arc, seems like too big of a leap for any network like ABC to take at least while they're already exploring one character. I want to say I truly believe that we'll get Buddie eventually, but I really can't put too much hope or faith in that. I will be thrilled if they do, genuinely.

I rambled... it happens. Not often but these last few episodes were a lot to reflect on. I'm loving Buck's story, loving that he's in his 30's and going through this now at a time where people think you should have you're life figured out. I love this because it just makes me feel some much better about my own journey. I'm in my 30's, only in the last year or 2 have I even had any thoughts about my own sexuality really. I'm not a very confident person, I have body image issues, not the most out going and I don't love talking to new people. I haven't given myself the opportunity to really explore. But I have thought recently about how I would feel about a relationship with someone of the same gender and came to the conclusion that I'm not put off by the idea, I'm very much open to it. I haven't figured out a label that feels right yet but I'm fine with no label at all. I just hate the idea of being closed off to something that could be potentially amazing, who a person is should matter more than what they are. Labels can be so restrictive but I understand that is makes some feel secure and feel like they're a part of something bigger.

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elialys · 8 months

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why do you think Hellen said no to Dales proposal?

I’m glad I waited before answering your question because I’ve listened to the Emsolation podcast with Michael Lucas (the show writer) in which he answered all kinds of questions about season 2, and that was one of them!

(I’m paraphrasing here, it’s been a few days since I listened to it!)

According to Michael, one of the main reasons why Helen rejected Dale’s proposal is because Helen genuinely can’t see herself having that kind of ‘normal’ life, not just with Dale but in general. The fact that it was Dale proposing made it even ‘worse’ because of how…atypical their couple is. Michael said Anna was pretty set on the concept that if Helen had a choice, she wouldn’t be in any relationship at all, that she was with Dale because she genuinely loved him, but it wasn’t something she felt ‘fit’ her, so Helen basically freaked out at being proposed to.

Because I love spending hours analyzing character’s motivations, fears and limitations, I’ve also thought a lot about this, not just because I’m going to be writing about it 😅 While I absolutely loved hearing Michael’s explanation and obviously believes it to be true since, duh, he literally wrote those characters, I think it’s even more complicated than Helen ‘simply’ not wanting to get married.

To me, from what we’ve seen in season 2, between the hotel scene in 2x01 with Helen’s reaction to learning Gerry had propositioned Dale, and the return of Tim in 2x04 reminding her of what’s happened before, she still had a lot of insecurities regarding Dale’s sexuality. The way I see it, even though I’m sure she believes it when Dale says he loves her and that he’s not just a closeted gay man trying to convince himself he’s INTO WOMEN, I’m sure it’s still one of her fears, that Dale is basically hiding with her, even unconsciously. And that to Dale, proposing to her and making her his wife is another way to PROVE THAT HE’S LIKE EVERY OTHER MAN.

Which is what was actually happening, in my opinion?? Even if I one hundred percent believe Dale is bisexual and that he absolutely loves Helen, he’s clearly not comfortable with that bi side of himself, in great part because he lives in a world that doesn’t accept people like him, and he’s been traumatized as a teen for having feelings for another boy—not to mention how his mum clearly doesn’t support *not being straight*. I highly recommend listening to Sam Reid talking about Dale in the official podcast for ep 2x06, he explains this so much better than me right now haha.

Basically Dale is trying to mold himself into what he believes a REAL MAN should be. So yeah, like he told Garry in 2x03, ‘of course’ he wants to get married (“Doesn’t everyone?”), because if he marries a woman, he’s CLEARLY NOT HAVING GAY THOUGHTS.

What I’m trying to say is that I think Helen is very much aware of that on some level. Of the fact that her sweet bi babygirl Dale is desperate for STRAIGHT VALIDATION, and that she might have been afraid it would just blow up in her face one day when Dale realized he actually did need “more” than what she could give him as a woman.

I’m not even going to delve into Helen’s insecurities about herself as a ‘fucking disaster’, because I could write a 40-pages long essay about her to be honest, but hopefully you get the idea. These characters are complex and very messy, and I think they broke apart because they weren’t communicating properly, which is often why people break apart. Dale never *asked* Helen if she was actually interested in marriage, even after his shitty first proposal. If they had talked about it properly, I think a lot of this would have been avoided.

#anonymous #the newsreader #the newsreader spoilers #helen norville #dale jennings #helen x dale #just my opinion obviously

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raggstorice · 10 months

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Happy 4:15 in the morning. I'm doing flash headcanons for Sexuality. (Authors Note: took a break and made breakfast potatoes. It's now 7:00 am and I have my father's love.)

Warning: Lack of Heterosexuality

I may or may not be high so; here we go:

Heartslabyul:

Riddle: he's bi. He insists he's straight but he's lying to himself. You'll get it one day sweetie. Leans more to guys.

Ace: BI. BISEXUAL DISASTER. This man experienced bi panic when he saw Epel and Deuce in a room together. (He thought Epel was a chick...) Also. Acesexual. (get it. Asexual? Acesexual? I'm a comedian.)

Deuce: Gay. His mother is supportive.

Cater: unlabeled. He hates labeling anything about himself. If asked will say he's gay but if you get to know him he'll be honest.

Trey: Pansexual. It's the vibes. Nothing else needs to be said.

Savanaclaw:

Leona: Gay. Would never want a women. Don't be mistaken he greatly respects women he's just not attracted to them. At all.

Jack: Pan. Another man that drinks his respect women juice.

Ruggie: acesexual demi romantic. You have to know him first.

Octavinelle:

Azul: Questioning... He knows he likes men... he's working on it. Just tells people he's gay while he figures it out.

Jade: Gay. Pulls women though. He's polite in rejecting them.

Floyd: Unlabeled. Ask him to give him a label and he'll flip you off.

Scarabia:

Kalim: Asexual Panromantic. The sweetest.

Jamil: Bi. Pulls everyone.

Pomefiore:

Vil: Queer. He's something?

Rook: again. Gay. I don't think this needs to be explained.

Epel: questioning

Ignihyde:

Idia: Gay. He doesn't really care though. he just knows.

Ortho: Ortho doesn't know yet. Idia explained LGBTQ stuff to Ortho (since a lot of people on campus are queer) but Ortho really young so he doesn't really think about it. (Also. Robot)

Diasomnia:

Malleus: He's clearly gay but Lilia hadn't given him the talk.

Silver: I would say Malleus's applies to Silver but Silver is Bi.

Sebek: Internalized Homophobia. It's okay for other people to be gay just not him. Anyways Gay.

Lilia: The original gay. All gays evolved from him.

Staff:

Crowley: Aroace. 'Ew romance' (he says that everytime he catches students making out in odd places)

Crewel: Gay. And extremely supportive.

Trein: Y'know what. I'm going to be brave here. Token straight. Ally.

Vargas: Bi. Incredibly Bi.

Sam: Gay. Gay black man. (Authors Note: met a black gay once during an open dance thing and he hyped me up the entire time. He had the coolest pride baseball jacket thing? It has a rainbow on it. Dee if you're out there I love you <3.)

Other:

Lucius: A... Cat?

Neige: Pansexual. He has the pan colours.

Che'nya: A... Gay Cat?

Najma: that is a LESBIAN. Probably the most similar character to me! So she's a lesbian.

Marja: Ally! You go grandma!

Cheka: Cheka doesn't know much about gay people... He asked dad but he just said 'Oh yeah. Leona's gay!' Cheka doesn't know what that means.

Authors Note: According to the wiki; Neige is taller than Vil. NEIGE IS 6,3. let that sink in. 6,3. That's not possible. That's a fucking lie. These guys are SKYSCRAPERS. Anyways in the wiki it also says that Vil wears 13 CENTIMETER HEELS? That's like. 5-6 inches. Which is probably why Vil looks taller than Neige in the story...

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bramblewhisker · 6 months

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TPB ThunderClan character preferences headcanons

In general I hc every character to be bi, because that's me (and it opens up plenty of possibilities that don't conflict with the actual canon). But some cats with more specific preferences include:

Firestar: Prefers toms. Has probably had at least one fling with nearly every tom in ThunderClan by the time they move territories. Sandstorm considers it a big W to have gotten with him, considering this.

Graystripe: Prefers she-cats, except for Firestar, who is his favorite. Graystipe is disaster bi and so are his son (Stormfur) and grandson (Feather of Flying Hawk). Graystripe is just generally down.

Ravenpaw: Precious little gay cat. Had an awkward apprentice crush on Tigerclaw until he was clearly a villain. Then had it down bad for Firepaw until he lived happily ever after with Barley.

Tigerclaw: All of his relationships are transactional. I do like the AU idea where he's so taken with Fireheart's genuineness that he falls for him though.

Whitestorm: The clan's gay uncle. For romance it's all toms, but he's had kits with his she-cat besties. He knows all the gossip about who's into who.

Lionheart: The straightest man in the clan, much to Whitestorm's consternation.

Darkstripe: Do I need to say it?

Longtail: The coolest bisexual in ThunderClan. All the cats I specifically ship him with prior to his retirement are toms (hello LongFire) but I just know in my heart that he is the most true-neutral bisexual in camp.

Mousefur: She identified as a lesbian for all of her warrior life (and imo had a big crush on Bluestar) but in retirement she found herself kissing some toms (Longtail/Mousefur cuddle time forever)

Bluestar: Unless they're from RiverClan, she's all about the she-cats.

Dustpelt: "Straight." Yeah okay buddy, I'm sure it definitely just took you and Brackenfur 5 hours to gather sticks to fix the den.

Brackenfur: It would be shorter to list all the cats that Brackenfur did NOT have a crush on at some point.

Sandstorm: I get demi vibes honestly. She just really genuinely likes Firestar (and she's 100% cool with him having tom partners!).

Frostfur, Brindleface, and Goldenflower: They're like career moms? I don't generally think of them as being especially romantically attached to the fathers of their kits, it's more like they were just the toms who helped them with their work. They've got throuple energy.

Cloudtail & Brightheart: They're so almost a monogamous straight couple, but I feel like they like to pull in a tom as a third sometimes.

Thornclaw: Patrols.

#bramble ramble #warrior cat shipping #warrior cat ships

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caz66 · 2 years

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Worst Baker

“Welcome everyone to this evenings bake off Marauder special!”

“James, we do this once a month in our kitchen, there is no audience or cameras filming you,” Lily said, gently rolling her eyes as they gathered around.

“Lily, darling, you can’t take away from the flare of our bake-off evening, it's a magnificent event!” James replied, straightening his Hawaiian shirt. “Bakers, are you ready to lay out your bakes?” On the kitchen island there were four cake stands, in front of which lent the unflattering polaroid's James had taken off each of the bakers when he had flung open the door. Remus could still see the flash of the bulb when he blinked. He shuffled forward, plastic Tupperware in hand, before placing the covered cake on the stand. Sirius did the same on his left, Marlene on his right and Alice on the other side of her.

“Okay, let's first go to the man himself, Messer Padfoot Black. Show us your bake!” With a flourish, Sirius whipped off the tea towel covering his cake. It was an intricate dog design, each strand of fur, hand carved into the fondant. The pup's dark eyes glistened under the pendant lights.

“Well, judges,” James announced, turning to Frank and Lily, “thoughts on the design?” “Well, clearly a lot of time has gone into the presentation, I never thought I would say this, but I think I’m looking forward to tasting something Sirius has made for once,” James presented the knife to Lily who quickly sliced up the pup's face (James winced as the cut was made). Lily took a forkful of sponge and buttercream, eating the whole mouthful. Time seemed to stand still as Lily slowly raised her eyes to meet Sirius’s, face unreadable for a few seconds before turning into full disgust.

“Spit bin,” called James lifting the plastic bin towards Lily, who spat out the mouthful ungracefully.

“That bad?” giggled Marlene

“That was the single most disgusting thing I have ever tasted. What did you do?”

“Umm, well I may have put in some salt by accident, and there was a measuring error with the bi carb,” Sirius said sheepishly.

“Moving swiftly on after that disaster, Messer Moony, show us your goods!” Remus lifted the lid off the Tupperware uncovering the wonky monstrosity that is his cake. The chocolate icing was still running off the top.

“Ummm, well… I have no words.” James blinked at the dripping cake before them. “Frank, the honours,” Frank took the knife from Lily, eyeing Remus’s wearily. He took a deep breath before moving the fork towards his mouth. His head tilted to the left as he cautiously chewed.

“This one is edible at least, much better than your last attempt. Definitely tastes better than it looks Lupin.”

“What a compliment from the judges. I’m not sure we can top that, but I am sure Mesdames Mckinnon will give it a good go.”

Marlene revealed, with a small smirk to Remus, a pretty little chocolate cake, decorated with chocolate shavings and a few slices of strawberries. Frank licked his lips.

“This is much more like the presentation we expected,” he sliced into the bouncy cake. “Ummmmm,” he moaned around the mouthful, Alice shot him a look. “This is amazing.”

“So amazing, I’m sure Sainsburys based their chocolate drizzle sponge cake on your design?” questioned Lily.

“Busted!” Sirius called from where he was standing, before wrapping an arm around Remus. Marlene poked her tongue out at him in response.

“And finally, Lady Alice, what do you delight us with today?”

“A raspberry and vanilla sponge.” Alice softly said, presenting her dainty cake. It was covered in delicate flowers which floated around the pink ombre icing. Lily cut into it, then made smally happy yummy noises as she tasted it.

“Well ladies and gentlemen, we have a clear, non-disqualified winning. Messer Padfoot it has been confirmed yet again that you are tonight's worst baker!” A small spatter of applause rang around the kitchen. “And that's all we have time for tonight folks, until next week. Will Padfoot keep his reign of terror, or will Frank knock him off the top step?”

“James who the fuck are you talking too?” said Lily exasperatedly.

#Sirius Black #Wolftstar #Wolfstar fanfiction #wolfstar fic #bake off #worst baker #Marauders #marauders fanfiction #harry potter fanfiction #Remus Lupin #James Potter #marlene mckinnon #alice longbottom #frank longbottom #Lily Evans

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chocobothis · 1 year

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Leon for the ask meme!

favorite thing about them: This is such a hard one but I think it's how he always helps? Even when it is clearly a questionable idea of that guy was an enemy seven seconds ago he still tries to help them.

least favorite thing about them: I need his pretty, dumbass to actually go to therapy for at least a little bit. Holy fuck this man needs so much help.

favorite line: "Careful you don't scare the locals. Your stealth's for shit."

brOTP: Hunnigan. I just think they're neat friends where she's the Distinguished Lesbian and he's the Disaster Bi.

OTP: Pretty impossible to decide but I do really like him with Chris. Also Wesker.

nOTP: Leon x Derek Simmons or President Graham or President Benford. Have I see these as pairings? No but I'm also certain they exist. I operate under the assumption all pairings have came up at some point.

random headcanon: He absolutely loves noir movies.

unpopular opinion: He's not this hella dominant alpha male that I see written a lot. Did we see the same games? He's an action hero but he doesn't have the crazy macho attitude or anything like that.

song i associate with them: Bells in Santa Fe by Halsey

favorite picture of them: This Mod. Just look at how squishable his little twink face is.

send me a character and i’ll list

#ask answers #resident evil #leon kennedy

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grimsdeadb0nes · 2 years

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Do you have any relationship and se sexuality headcanons for the deadly six? Do you think the Zeti culture is acceptable to the lgbtqia community/topic?

A few! Nothing special really ig I'm not going to go into deep relationship details here tbh bc again the whole indecisive bag of bones I can be and I dont feel like writing a whole novel rn even if it will definitely still be long, but!

- Zavok - Probably bi/pan-curious, who knows, he doesnt seem to wanna talk about it; hardly thought about the topic, its just something that was never really brought up. - Zik; clearly something familial, fatherly or grandfatherly- doesnt really matter- he's just a very important male figure in his life; utmost respect. [Familial/Most Trust] - Zazz; [Good Friend/Get Along Fine/Maybe something Brotherly?] - Zomom; [Good Ally/Get Along Good/Brotherly] - Zeena; [Good Ally/Get Along Fine] - Zor; [Packmate/Vaguely Get Along]

- Zik - He'd smack you with his staff for asking and tell you such a thing is none of your business - Leave the old man to his business - Zavok; [Familial/Most Trust] He never had offspring of his own, so Zavok (and the others) are really the next best thing to him. - Zazz; [Familial/Get Along Good] - Zomom; [Familial/Get Along Fine] - Zeena; [Familial/Get Along Fine] - Zor; [Familial/Get Along Good]

- Zazz - This guy is a Bi disaster and you can not convince me otherwise, even if he wont admit it- Anyone w/ defined muscle and or looks like they can snap him in half is absolutely top of the list, fight me - Zavok; [Get Along Fine/Something there something not?/Most Trust] - Zik; [Familial/Get Along Fine/Most Trust] - Zomom; [Familial/Brotherly/Get Along Great/Most Trust] - Zeena; [Packmate/Barely Get Along] - Zor; [Brotherly/Get Along Okayish]

- Zomom - Hardly cares as long as they're nice, has barely ever thought about it though (isnt much for deep thinking)- its never been brought up to him. Probably Pan-Demi - Zavok; [Get Along Good/Brotherly/Slight Fear/Most Trust] - Zik; [Familial/Get Along Fine/Slight Underlying Fear] - Zazz; [Brotherly/Get Along Great/Most Trust] - Zeena; [Familial/Get Along Okayish] - Zor; [Brotherly/Get Along Surprisingly Okay] - Zeena - Heavy debate on Bi (female leaning) or just full on Lesbian tbh; isn't open about it Really anyone who's willing to carry her around and treat her like a princess, lets be real here - Zavok; [Good Ally/Get Along Fine/Slight Fear] - Zik; [Familial/Get Along Fine] - Zazz; [Packmate/Barely Get Along] - Zomom; [Packmate/Get Along Okayish] - Zor; [Kinda Sibling like/Get Along Surprisingly Well] - Zor - AroAce; just a heavy disinterest in (romantic) l o v e or whatever - Zavok; [Packmate/Slight Fear] - Zik; [Familial/Get Along Okay/Slight Underlying Fear] - Zazz; [Brotherly in an Annoying Way/Get Along Okayish] - Zomom; [Brotherly in a less Annoying Way/Get Along Okay] - Zeena; [Kinda Sibling like/Get Along Surprisingly Well] -- I literally wrote in the doc something of the latter part you're asking a night or two ago as well actually;

Clearly not EVERYONE is like this, but its the most "agreed" upon "opinion" of the topic. Idk- a race thats said to be malicious and violent and all that kind of just screams mostly unaccepting to me, even if they "dont seem to enjoy destroying their own kind". Not full on destroying or killing eachother is one thing, being/not being accepting or being decent/nice to eachother is another.

#👍#anyway that was alot #eyes kinda be hurtin' i've been looking at this too long #of course things are subject to change as i go along with stuff (plans wink wonk)#but y e a h #might edit later when im not tired and i notice anything wrong #artsy-iscream #my bONEs #the deadly six #zeti hcs #sonic hcs

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muskmelon-enjoyer-199x · 7 days

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that one mlp episode where rarity really wants to impress the dumbass yuppie travel writer and he's literally like the most bland instagram hallmark husband motherfucker in the world and just goes full "noble savage appreciator" on applejack, like holy. and rarity is literally jealous of both of them at the same time?

what is her deal? she's a fucking disaster. I can respect that she's clearly bi, but her taste in men is atrocious. she would literally be that meme with the woman that reads salon and dates the most racist man alive. literally. literally. that's rarity.

ridiculous woman. like for good of everyone around you please give up on pursuing men. they don't get you and you don't get them and your weird queer horse friends don't need that normie male energy anywhere near their lives

ridiculous horse

#internalmelon

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hugsandchaos · 2 months

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For those of you who want a rewrite of the LOZ cartoon, please think of the possibility: If Facade was a good guy. Here’s a short list of how I think this would play out.

1. He wasn’t lying when he said he was an adventurer, but unlike Link, he’s had many companions. Because of his experiences, he knows a thing or two about teamwork. This would lead him to help Link get used to the idea and learn how to be a team player. Along with Zelda, too, since she has her flaws in teamwork with Link too.

2. Facade knows sign language, so perhaps he’d engage in silent conversation with Link. It gives Link a sort of calmness knowing that he doesn’t have to have verbal communication with everyone around. Both he and Link are teaching Zelda together.

3. He went to talk with Link after the king mentioned Link was an adventurer as well. He’d had hoped for a very interesting story or two, but Link was troubled by something and the topic shifted to guarding the Triforce.

4. He still really appreciates keeping himself clean and presentable (come on, that’s like a key factor in him!), but not so much that he’d hesitate if someone’s life was in danger. He’s just going to fuss to himself later when he washes it, complaining about how rude monsters are. Think “Do you moblins have any idea how much that cape cost?! Now you’re in trouble!”

5. Incase you’re wondering, yes, he knows how to sew.

6. Secretly a bi disaster.

7. Not a big fan of his mother, who shows blatant favoritism for his brother.

8. Doesn’t have anything against his brother, who’s been doing what he could to include him as much as possible and support him.

I’m thinking of adding this to my AU, which is a little like a rewrite of the cartoon. Here’s a couple things about Link, and probably half of these are based on his past experiences.

1. Wielder of the Triforce of Courage, with the symbol on his right hand. When in face of a big threat, the symbol will glow green, and golden outline of two empty triangles arranged in a small pyramid will appear in more dire circumstances.

2. Selective mute. He lived most of his life being quiet, anyways. Zelda didn’t understand it at all at first and would get angry with him for not speaking at times, but she eventually realized what was going on and apologized.

3. Teaches King Harkanian and Zelda sign language.

4. Struggles to sleep without noise.

5. Sometimes has conversations with Cathrine, even though they clearly don’t speak the same language.

6. Knows the location of the—

7. Scared of what will happen if either side gets both Triforces.

8. I’m seriously debating giving him another form! The options I’ve thought of are good ol’ wolf, also known as the divine beast, a loft wing (since they’re symbols of the blessing from the goddess as a reference to how he was chosen to wield the Triforce of Courage), a dragon since they’re often symbols of courage, or just add some wacky, cryptid-like features to him. Definitely glowing eyes if it’s the last one, glowing eyes are a must!

9. Probably pan, but never stopped to think about it because he thought it was normal to find both a man and woman attractive. Besides, in the past, he was much more focused on the job.

10. Number one safe space is currently unknown.

11. Yes, he can cook. What, did you think he’d just do takeout everyday when he was in the forest or something? With what money? And from what restaurant?

That’s all I can think of for the characters for now, but don’t worry! More will come sooner or later! Now for some “general” headcanons.

1. The Triforce of Courage is green

2. When all three Triforces come together, they’ll turn golden

3. It may come as a surprise, but Hyrule and Arcadia, most of the world in fact, doesn’t know about the goddesses and simply think that the Triforces are simply extremely powerful and sentient objects, not symbols of the golden three.

4. Link knows, he’s just not going to say anything. Yet.

5. Ganon was never cursed, that’s his natural form.

6. Link was found by King Harkanian and offered a job after he saved him.

7. The characters look their age this time!

8. There are two kinds of Zoras, and Link has met them both.

9. Link has also met some Gorons.

10. No one really seems to know where exactly Link came from, or who his family is.

#lozlink #loz triforce #loz cartoon #loz link #loZ #legend of Zelda #legend of Zelda cartoon #legend of Zelda 1989 #headcanons #AU

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mutually assured destruction | kyoutani kentarou x gn!reader

he pushed your cheeks in with his fingers, effectively quieting your protests. “be quiet,” he spat, “and take what i give you. or nothing at all.”

warnings: 18+, fwb!kyoutani, hate sex, degradation, orgasm denial, fighting for dominance (idek if that’s a thing but it should be), both you and kyo are BRATTY AS HELL, some choking, spitting, CHAIN BITING, kinda toxic ?? but like mutually so it cancels out cus pemdas ???

w/c: 1.7k (i got carried away but kyoutani is just so sexy)

a/n: the way i came up with this title while studying for apush and then kyoutani flooded my mind and suddenly the catalysts of the cold war no longer mattered to me anymore.

you and kyoutani were not a good mix, not by a long shot. simply being in the same room was a disaster waiting to happen; he was a bundle of tnt and you were a lit match. for all that you hated each other, though, both of you needed the other for something: a fuck that would never disappoint.

the sex, just like your relationship, was explosive. it was heart-stopping, ab-clenching, vision-blinding, breath-stealing, hardcore-as-fuck sex. neither of you could get enough of it nor wane yourself off it. you were addicted.

it made you hate him even more.

[11:05 PM] kyo-kyo: come over

you cringed at the contact name. you must’ve changed it after the last time you hooked up, all stupid and cock-drunk. you quickly retyped his contact info before responding to his message.

[11:05 PM] you: why

[11:05 PM] kyoutani: are you an idiot? you know why

[11:05 PM] you: ik i just wanna hear u say it

[11:05 PM] you: say that ur soooooo horny that you just haddddd to text me

[11:06 PM] kyoutani: no. fuck you.

[11:06 PM] you: fine. im not coming over then.

you both knew that was a lie.

[11:08 PM] you: have fun taking care of urself.

[11:08 PM] you: needy bitch.

[11:08 PM] kyoutani: watch it. i wasnt this mean when you were begging me to fuck you last week.

you sighed. that was a moment of weakness.

[11:08 PM] kyoutani: whatd you say last time? something along the lines of “ill do whatever you want just come fuck me”?

[11:11 PM] kyoutani: *attachment: one (1) screenshot*

[11:11 PM] kyoutani: ohh it was “ill do whatever you want PLEASE just come fuck me”

[11:12 PM] kyoutani: youre so much nicer to be around when you use your manners

definitely a moment of weakness.

[11:12 PM] you: fuck off i get it. im coming

[11:12 PM] kyoutani: doors unlocked

the moment you nudged your way into his apartment, he was on you, hands gripping tightly at the flesh of your hips and teeth nibbling at your bottom lip.

“get off,” you groaned, pushing him away. as you peeled off your jacket, you glanced down at his pants and looked back up at his face with an amused expression. “are you hard already?”

he met your eyes with a gaze of lust—and was that desperation?—before turning to walk towards his bedroom, expecting you to follow. “no.”

“yes you are,” you teased. “you really needed me, didn’t you? you’re absolutely pathe—”

before you could finish, kyoutani grabbed your wrist before practically dragging you to his bed. he pushed you onto the mattress and, with his hands on your waist, maneuvered your body up until your head rested between his two pillows. “stop fucking talking. your voice is annoying.”

“at least i can keep it in my pants,” you retorted. “you’re just embarrassingly horny.”

“you wouldn’t be here if you weren’t.” that shut you up.

he crept towards you until the gold chain around his neck dangled tantalizingly in your face. in an instant, you were kissing, aggressively melding your lips together in a mess of teeth and tongue. kyoutani’s hands clumsily reached for your bottoms, briefly breaking the kiss to unbutton your pants and yank them, along with your underwear, off your legs. he then did the same to himself, giving his leather belt a thoughtful once-over before glancing back at your face. he was clearly deliberating about something in his head, though you were completely clueless as to what, but he ultimately threw the belt to the side alongside his jeans with a shrug of his shoulders. maybe next time, he thought.

meanwhile, you’d taken off your shirt and were tugging at the hem at kyoutani’s. he seized your forearm, “stop being so impatient,” he chastised, before pulling the cloth over his head and letting it drop to the floor.

breathless, you both marveled in the glory of the other’s naked body. kyoutani, a lot more eager than you—though he’d rather die than admit that—closed the distance between you, leaning down to suck on your tongue. when he separated from you, his eyes cloudy and cheeks flushed, you spit in your palm, maintaining eye contact while feeling blindly for his cock.

he hissed, briefly shutting his eyes, as your fingers closed around his shaft, leisurely stroking up and down.

“where’s the lube?”

“in the,“ his voice became strained as your thumb swirled his pre-cum around the tip, “the bo-bottom drawer. i’ll,” he groaned. “i’ll get it.”

you released his cock as he leaned over, opening the drawer and pulling out the bottle. he dribbled some of the liquid on the pads of his fingers and brought them closer to your hole. you tensed, eyes squeezing in anticipation as you prepared for the intrusion.

nothing happened.

in confusion, you opened your eyelids only to be met with the mildly-entertained expression of the man above you. “so hasty,” he tsked. his fingertips circled your fluttering hole but did nothing more.

“stop teasing,” you pleaded.

he slowly inched his fingers in, groaning as he watched your walls stretch to accommodate him. for a few minutes, he did nothing but push in and out and scissor his fingers, making you wider and wider.

“put it in.”

your words were met with little resistance—he wanted this as much as you did, if not more—and he repositioned himself, aligning his cock with your hole, now stretched and slick with lube. he moved his hips in, moaning lightly as he bottomed out.

“f-fuck,” he mumbled. “you’re so tight.”

“just move.”

he obliged, thrusting in and out, faster and faster, until you both were crying out in pleasure, scrumptiously close to your orgasms.

“i’m gonna cum soon,” you babbled. “don’t s-stop.”

“oh, are you now?”

you nodded mindlessly, brain hazy and unable to register the sinister undertone of his question.

“y-yeah. i’m so close. so. close—fuck i’m gon-”

kyoutani suddenly halted his movements, eyes blazing as he looked down at you.

“wha-why’d you stop?” you couldn’t help but whine. “i was so close.”

“are you seriously asking me that? why i stopped?” he taunted. “who’s the one that called me a ‘needy bitch’? huh?”

shit. if you’d known that he was going to use your jabs against you like this, you never would’ve made them. hindsight is a bitch.

“i didn’t mean it, kyo,” you pleaded, innocently using the cute nickname. “you know that. so why don’t you just give me what i wan-”

he pushed your cheeks in with his fingers, effectively quieting your protests. “be quiet,” he spat, “and take what i give you. or nothing at all.”

he thought for a moment. “and call me ken.”

he resumed his thrusts, significantly more erratic than before, and you couldn’t help but call out his name: ken, k-ken, fuck ken, more.

however, you’d sobered up from your denied release, and a wicked plan was beginning to formulate in your head. kyoutani, actually ken, now, was losing his composure even faster than you were—he’d denied himself an orgasm for the sake of punishing you, after all. you could tell that his dominance was crumbling—his shaking forearms and barely concealed moans had not gone unnoticed—and now was a good a time as ever for revenge.

and his chain, his stupid, fucking, gold chain, was getting on your nerves, clashing with your face every time his hips met yours. fed up and driven by vengeance, you clasped your teeth around the glimmering necklace, catching him off-guard.

he looked down at you, curiosity shining through his lustful gaze. “what’re yo-”

you quickly jerked your head to the side, yanking him off balance and making him land on his side. in an instant, you’d forced him onto his back and straddled his muscular thighs, a triumphant look visible on your face.

“how’d you even d-” ken choked on his words as you slammed back down on him again, taking him impossibly deeper. his hands scrambled to grip the bedsheets, “shit.”

“for the record,” you panted in between heavy breaths, rocking your hips, “i called you a needy bitch because you are a needy bitch.”

“shut up. no i’m no-”

your hand closed around his neck, preventing him from continuing. “yes you are,” you insisted, “and you’ll take whatever i give you.”

he shook his head out of your grasp, gasping for air. “i fucking hate you.”

“open your mouth,” you ordered. he glared at you defiantly. “open,” you purposefully clenched, tightening your hold on his cock, “up.”

at the sudden change in pressure, he couldn’t help but throw his head back and moan, allowing you to harshly grab his chin and let your salvia drip off your lips onto his awaiting tongue.

“swallow,” you demanded.

overwhelmed by the undeniable pleasure coursing through his veins, he did so without complaint. why does it taste good, he sighed internally. now i’m gonna want more.

just a few thrusts later, you both reached your orgasms, moaning far too loud in a room of walls that were far too thin. the intensity made your muscles turn to jelly and you collapsed onto ken’s chiseled chest, your bodies both trembling.

“‘m tired,” you mumbled into his collarbone.

“yeah me too,” he snapped. “you’re fucking exhausting to be around. i don’t know why i do it.”

“i do,” you teased, raising your head, “‘cus you’re a needy bi-”

he mashed your cheek back into his shoulder. “don’t finish that.” you weren’t sure if the fuzziness in your mind was clouding your judgement, but you swore you could hear the hint of a snicker in his voice.

gradually shaking the exertion out of your limbs, you picked up your clothes and got dressed, walking out ken’s front door with a middle-finger throw over your shoulder.

“i hope i never have to see you again!” he called out behind you.

as you headed back to your apartment, your phone buzzed with a text:

[02:01 AM] ken: i have a team dinner on tues and its gonna be annoying and ill probably be frustrated as hell

[02:01 AM] ken: so

you hesitated before responding.

[02:01 AM] you: i can be there around 10

[02:02 AM] ken: cool. sounds good

you couldn’t help the corners of your mouth from turning up. you were happy—in a sick, perverted, sex-crazed kind of way—but happy all the same.

tuesday couldn’t come soon enough. you were going to absolutely destroy each other.

#the chain biting was such a sexy brain move on my part #like how did i even think of that #that one paragraph literally belongs in a museum #spreading my gold chain kyoutani agenda #kinky.inky #haikyuu smut #haikyuu! smut #kyoutani x reader #kyotani kentaro x reader #maddog #maddog x reader #tw.hate sex #tw.degradation #tw.toxic #tw.choking #tw.spit #kyoutani

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baku-bowl · 3 years

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broke 1,000 followers (the fuck? I don't even make content people), so decided to write up a list of some (but not all, I'll make other lists later) of my favorite Bakugou-centric fic recs. my tastes run towards hurt/comfort, as you'll probably figure from the list. if there are some Baku-centric fics that you've enjoyed that aren't on here, please add them - this is definitely not a complete list of the ones I've read and love, but I'm always up for some recs. <3

fair warning, most of these are wips.

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Social Media 101 by WindsChild8178

Part 1: Survival Guide to Fucking Up

[Solely Bakugou’s point of view]

Katsuki Bakugou doesn’t have a gentle bone in his body. He’s aggressive in everything he does and does everything with 100% of his heart in it. After the Sport’s Festival, Katsuki starts to get harassed by strangers for his unheroic demeanor. It starts with letters but it doesn’t end there. The moment Katsuki realizes the harassment has entered dangerous territory and he needs to tell someone, it’s already too late.

Part 2: Post Traumatic Life Disorder

[Point of View opens up to Bakugou, teachers and classmates]

When the Dorms are finally built, everyone is settling in well, but things become tense as people begin to realize something isn’t right with the recently rescued Bakugou.

[Cannon compliant right up to after the License Exam]

hands down my favorite fic in the fandom right now. it’s the one that converted me into a Bakugou lover. if you have any fondness for Bakugou as a character then it’s likely you’ve read this one already, but if not, I can’t recommend it enough. incredibly depressing, but with the hope that comfort is coming soon in the next few chapters.

The Kids Will Be Alright, Eventually by NotWithThatAttitude

Bakugou is spiraling in the aftermath of Kamino and his friends are starting to notice. He's stubborn, aggressively independent, and less than willing to dig into his past, but after a breakdown that ends with a painful secret revealed, he starts to get help.

Whether he likes it or not.

Meanwhile, a new kind of villain threatens an uneasy peace following the loss of Allmight. Whispers build as a new narrative slowly takes shape:

Hero society needs to change.

Feat. Therapy, Dadzawa, best boy Kirishima, dysfunctional families, healing, growing up, and the mortifying ordeal of being known

guys.. the medical accuracy of this fic is just... *chef’s kiss*

I rarely see mental health genuinely handled well in fics, but this one goes above and beyond. kudos to the author for doing such excellent research into psychology, and making the application of it in here not-boring. also, while this one does have abusive!Mitsuki, it’s done in a way that feels realistic, and how I usually will see it occur in real life, rather than just for the hurt/comfort feels.

fair warning, the fic can be incredibly triggering (themes of severe depression, PTSD, panic attacks, rape survival, abuse survival, suicidal ideation/attempted suicide, among other things), so be safe and heed the tw’s if you decide to read. legitimately one of my Top Favorite fics in this fandom.

Lock and Key by autochorystalize

Bakugou made a choked, gravelly noise before croaking out a low, “You can’t be serious.” His fingers ached to blow up everything in the room.

“I’m sorry, young man, but you can’t change reality! This sometimes happens.” Recovery Girl clicked through his file, adding a new symbol in a previously empty slot.

- - -

A pair of eyes discreetly locked on to an explosive blond plowing his way forward, parting people in his path. He recognized the kid, of course. Anyone in the underbelly of society would recognize him, after the publicity of both UA’s Sports Festival and the events leading up to All Might’s fall. The uniform he was wearing cast away any doubts about the young man’s identity.

It was a bit of a surprise that the little firecracker presented as an omega.

- - - - - - - - -

Or: there are certain types of evil that seemed too distant, archaic violations and perversions that would never actually threaten bright-eyed heroes-in-training in the clean, modern world...but sometimes those evils aren't as distant as one might think.

remember when I said that I love a/b/o fics that are full of plot and world-building and gender-induced tension? that’s this one. the OC’s are fabulous and you love to hate ‘em. also, it’s the fic that made me fall head-over-heels for the TodoBaku dynamic, so it’s got a special place in my cold, dead heart.

be warned, there are rather explicit non-con scenes between an adult (OC) and a minor (Bakugou) in this one, but the author warns for them in advance, and you could likely skip those parts without missing too much if you need to.

Never and Always, Eventually by Wawa_Boonliang

"Katsuki can remember the exact moment that he and Deku…that he and Midoriya Izuku became friends. He can also remember the moment he and Izuku became fierce rivals, a time when they were almost enemies.

However, what he remembers most clearly about their relationship is the moment that they moved passed rivals and became something more close than mere friends. Something more like brotherhood, something forged in fire and secured in the middle of a battlefield or in the midst of natural disaster where the number of the dead was climbing ever higher. And then it was torn from him."

Katsuki is given a second chance. A chance to save everyone. A chance to change everything.

But should he?

y’all. I’m a slutty, slutty whore for time travel fics. a time travel fic with autistic!coded Bakugou? it was love at first read.

Lessons Learned by Sif (Rosae)

Rather than the police station, Katsuki's friends bring him to a hospital after rescuing him from the villains. His wounds were minor, but it didn't make having them treated any less important. As it would so happen, Best Jeanist was also brought to this hospital after the attack.

Sometimes, small choices have a big impact on how a story plays out.

classic Bakugou hurt/comfort. this fic opened me up to the potential that could be a genuinely good Best Jeanist & Katsuki mentor-mentee relationship, and I kind of dig it and search ravenously for it in other fics now. I’m also a huge fan of the behind-the-scences Pro Hero Chat group.

Slope by sunfleurmoon

“I’m not a hero. Or a good person,” Katsuki says, giving Aizawa a pointed look, “So leave me alone. I don’t care about the League or UA, or you—” The two years he’s been away have been fine, more than fine, fucking fantastic actually if you ignore the bi-monthly near-death experiences. He doesn’t need this place. He doesn’t miss this place.

And yet, longing, a childish desire to tear up, or maybe blow something to bits, they all twist in his chest like a band of traitors regardless. “—I just want to go home.”

Or: the one where Katsuki and Izuku fail the first term exam, Aizawa discovers their pasts, and Katsuki is booted from UA. Featuring questionable descriptions of villain organizations, a slightly illegal moving shop, and your favorite emotionally constipated badass in distress with a newly discovered penchant for collecting strays.

paaaaaaiiiiiiiin. the hurt is ALIVE in this one. lots of tortured, angsty exploding child goodness. the OC’s are excellently crafted, and the Bakugou & Eri relationship? beautiful. definitely deserves a read.

Ground Zero by WindsChild8178

In the wake of Kamino, Katsuki is tested more than anyone could imagine. Bound by a villain’s quirk to keep his silence or die, he lives each day knowing it might very well be his last. He continues to work towards becoming a hero, keeping his secret from his classmates and teachers, focusing on making it through each day and trying not to allow the panic or depression to get the best of him. When the villain finally corners him with demands in exchange for his life, there is really only one answer Katsuki Bakugou can give.

honestly don't know which I want updated more - social media 101 or ground zero. this author's fics are amazing, and I really wasn't expecting the twist in this one. can't wait for windschild to come back to this fic some day.

The Defect by LadyGreenFrisbee

"Why do you want to win the Sports Festival so badly?"

Because I want to see if the defect could usurp the masterpiece.

(In which Endeavor holds a terrible secret and Bakugo has to suffer since childhood for it.)

a great concept, and I adore the shouto and Katsuki sibling interaction here. hoping the author will come back to this one some day.

A Name That You'll Remember by Heronfem

Kirishima Eijirou is a Hero. Bakugou Katsuki... is not. Trapped in his toxic workplace and increasingly desperate to get out, Red Riot's days are only brightened by a new villain known as Caution, who's not exactly villainous and keeps accidentally doing good deeds. But when a real villain appears, a threat from the past that demands that Red Riot make the ultimate sacrifice to keep the public safe, Bakugou is forced into saving the day... and eventually, Red Riot himself.

sob story good guy villains are my weakness, this fic is a gem, and I'd kill for the sequel.

Our Hero by AnonymousTwit

He felt everything jerk to the side and throw his balance off before he saw anything, dust clouding his vision and irritating his lungs as the earth itself opened up to swallow them whole. For a single moment, in a millisecond's time, his wild eyes locked with Raccoon Eyes', hers alight with fear and adrenaline-fueled desperation. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he realized that it was the first time she'd looked at him with something other than long-deserved hatred in days.

And then he was free falling.

After a particularly nasty encounter between childhood friends, the class learns about Bakugou and Midoriya's dark history and practically ostracizes Bakugou while trying to defend Midoriya. An earthquake during an outing has all sides regretting their decisions.

just fucking tear apart my self-sacrificing faves in every way imaginable while their loved ones watch on in terror. 💖🥰💖 this one is heavy on the Bakusquad and Class-1A feels, and VERY heavy on the Mina & Bakugou relationship (platonic).

Running back the tape, watching it replay by Faralyne

For someone ripped from their time, ripped from the few but strong relationships built by time and personal development, by self-reflection and swallowed pride, ripped from the one thing that made him feel worthwhile and needed and put-together, and forced to forge everything over again—Katsuki thinks he is handling it pretty fucking well.

A villain’s quirk sends a 29-year-old Bakugou back in time to his middle school days.

am I a sucker for time travel? yes. am I a sucker for vigilante!bakugou? also yes. am I a sucker for this fic? literally refreshing the page in wait for an update as we speak.

Liability by sandelf

After All-Might dies rescuing Bakugou from the League, Bakugou is determined to prove it wasn't for nothing.

But the world is against him, his grief is overwhelming, and his stability is splitting at the edges.

very self-indulgent bakugou angst. tw for harassment, severe depression, and suicidality.

Special Mentions:

How To Win The Sport Festival: A Step By Step Guide by mhwright

Short re-imagining of the Sports Festival Arc if Shinso had planned a little better and worked a little harder to win the Sports Festival and if the match-ups had been slightly different. Self-indulgent fic of watching him succeed.

this is completely Shinsou-centric, not Bakugou-centric, but I love and adore it and am dying for a sequel. Shinsou is Best Boy here and you'll be rooting for him the whole time.

#fic rec #katsuki bakugou #bakugou #seriously though if you have a rec for me please always assume i will be unbearably grateful for it #and hit me up with it in the comments or through messaging #thanks for the follows y'all!

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Fluff Filled Fics

Special Moments

Buck didn’t believe in birthday wishes or shooting stars. But if he had, if he could’ve wished for anything in the world, he knew without a doubt that he would have wished for this. Eddie talks to Chistopher. Then he proposes. It doesn't really go as he had planned, but nothing in his life ever did.

Guessing Game

"Well you've gotta give me some details, man, anything," he pleaded. "Blonde hair, blue eyes, and tall," Eddie sighed back. "Pretty?" "Yes, very." Buck was puzzled, he didn't know any women that looked like that off the top of his head. ----------------- Buck overhears Eddie telling his mother that he has feelings for someone and drives himself nuts trying to figure out who is possibly could be.

I'll Catch You

Buck gets a call that Christopher broke his wrist. He rushes to the hospital and finds out that the one in need is not his favorite little man but his favorite man, Eddie.

You Got Me Tripping (Oh, Stumbling)

It was moments like this that Eddie couldn't understand how a person could be so clumsy. Or Buck keeps falling, but Eddie is there to catch him. (OR Buck is a disaster bi and Eddie is not any better)

Colleagues

Eddie only joins the 118 because of Buck. A little drabble based on the scene in 2x1 where Bobby said he stole Eddie from 6

Stupid Love

“You couldn’t be this romantic if you tried,” he teased, no malice in his words. “You wanna bet?” Buck asked, raising an eyebrow as he sipped his wine. “$20.” “You’re scared you’ll lose,” Buck teased. “Fine, $50.” “You’re on.”

you're so golden

Eddie really, really hates the way people treat Buck sometimes. No one ever really sees him for all that he is. They look at him and see a pretty face and a beautiful body, and they assume that’s all there is to him. It doesn’t matter that he’s unbelievably kind, and fiercely loyal, and way smarter than he lets on, and all around the most genuine and good person Eddie’s ever known. They decide with one snap judgment that he’s just a dumb, shallow pretty boy, and they treat him accordingly. It makes Eddie sick. So yes, sometimes he steps in and sets them straight.

(Almost) Death By Ravioli

When you cook for your team, you should try not to kill one of them. Chimney learned this lesson the hard way.

Defective

“What can I say? I was born defective." “No,” Eddie says sharply, surprising even himself. Hen and Chim share a look between them as Buck furrows his brow in confusion. “Hey, Eds,” Buck softens, clearly trying to figure out where he misstepped. This was hardly the first time he has made the joke and that was exactly the problem. “It’s just a joke.” “And if Chris made that joke? Would it be funny then?” Or, Eddie is not here for anyone talking poorly about the man he loves, not even Buck himself. Especially not Buck.

Accidental Fatherhood

"broke: eddie names buck as his child’s legal guardian in the event of his death. woke: chimney also names buck as his child’s legal guardian in the event of his and maddie’s deaths bespoke: through a series of surreal events over exactly nineteen days, somehow each member of the 118 names buck as their child’s legal guardian in the event of their and their partner’s passing, and buck has to grapple with the concept of being father to approximately six children should anything ever happen to his entire team"

Dosed (Again)

When Buck wakes up from a nap, he comes out to find his entire team laughing, Bobby too, all of them acting slightly off. Once he finds out what they've eaten—the situation feels all to familiar. He calls for backup, but until then, he's left to take care of his teammates, all of them pulling him in a different direction.

one single thread of gold (tied me to you)

“Buck?” Christopher asks, tucked tightly into bed. Buck sits lightly on the edge of his bed as he smooths out his comforter. Eddie’s out with Ana, and Buck is babysitting, as usual. He doesn’t mind, he loves spending time with Chris. He is his favourite Diaz, after all. They’d just called Carla for a bedtime story because Chris had particularly missed her today. She’d read his favourite story as of late and Buck had listened from his place next to Chris. “Yeah, buddy?” “Do you have an invisible string too?” - Or, five thousand words of me spiralling over the story Carla reads Chris and Eddie in 402.

Kicks and Giggles

“The laughing gas,” Buck moaned, sounding mortified. “Please don’t tell me I did anything illegal.” Eddie raised an eyebrow. “Do you usually do illegal things on laughing gas?” “I stole a dog once,” Buck admitted. “Ah. Then it’s a good thing I told you that we couldn’t stop to pet every single dog we saw.” ~. While still under the effects of laughing gas after a trip to the dentist, Buck ends up running his mouth a bit and saying a few things he might have normally kept to himself, much to everyone's amusement and Eddie's delight.

The Shovel Talk

Buck’s favorite thing about having a family is that he is allowed to be as fiercely protective as he wants. If that mostly comes out in the form of him letting anyone who tries to date his siblings know what exactly will happen if they hurt them? Well, that’s his business. Or, 3 times Buck gives the shovel talk to his siblings’ significant others plus 1 time they return the favor.

Uncle Eddie

Maddie and Chimney are only using familiar monikers for their brothers, which is why Eddie is very confused when Chimney calls him by one when talking to Jee.

dance, baby, dance

Buck finds out that Eddie used to be a street dancer.

hot stuff

“It burns,” Buck whined, clumsily getting off of the bed and rushing towards the bathroom. “Why does it burn?” Eddie thought back to the hot peppers he’d cut not even half an hour ago and his eyes widened with the realization. “Shit.” Or, the one where a romantic evening together goes awry because of some red hot chilli peppers (and by that, I don't mean the band)

Take My Hand (Take My Whole Life, Too)

During the Christmas party at the station, Eddie makes a brave step forward. A Buddie AU starting from the season 3 Christmas episode, and moving onwards.

Gay Penguins

“I know you’re like the penguins, Daddy.” Or. Christopher needs his dad to understand something. The gay penguins at the zoo are the perfect analogy

if you say it with your hands

Buck thinks it must be a habit he still hasn’t dropped from his days in the army, or maybe it comes with the territory of being a dad – but Eddie can nap pretty much anywhere. or, Eddie starts casually falling asleep against Buck, and Buck is very normal about it.

not yet (but someday soon)

Buck starts throwing out casual 'I love you's to everyone except Eddie

they got no idea (about me and you)

After Buck and Eddie get together, they decide to have some fun while revealing their relationship to their friends.

the best of your dreams cannot grow

Buck remembers it all, and it should be a good memory, it should be the best memory of Buck’s fucking life, except—. Except Eddie is gone.

Green

Buck is hiding something from Eddie and Eddie is worried that he has done something to hurt Buck.

eddie's new cooking skills

Eddie uses those new cooking skills of his to make Buck a cake from scratch for his birthday.

I get nervous when I'm happy

Taking advantage of the fact planes go both ways, the Diaz parents come to visit. Eddie decides this is the perfect time to tell them about his new relationship. Things don't go quite as planned.

OK with being OK

Buck was about 10 minutes away from the firehouse when his phone pinged. "Message from Eddie Diaz," Hildy's too-smooth voice announced, and Buck laughed at how Eddie's face would scrunch at Hildy knowing his business. "Wait in your car when you get here. I need to talk to you before we go in". Oh shit.

Blood Drive

Buck and Eddie hadn't expected that not being able to donate blood at the blood drive was the way they would tell the 118 they're dating.

It's a Family Thing

After Eddie and Ramon start their reconciliation, things aren't always that easy to admit out loud. A few slice of life moments happen, that carry an impact for father and son.

Touch

Eddie slowly starts asking for touch, and Buck is happy to give it to him.

You know I'd do anything

Eddie's asleep, Buck accidentally tells him how he feels.

Eddie's Proposal

Ana called it off with Eddie, citing his rather domestic preexisting relationship with Buck. After some self-assessment, Eddie decides to approach Buck with a proposition---or rather, a proposal.

Good Boy

Buck has a praise kink. And he is in love with Eddie Diaz. These should be two separate things, but as Eddie calls him a good boy on a call, he reacts so viscerally to it that he might have a problem. A few days pass, leading Buck to fully believe he is off the hook. Then the...coincidences start, where Eddie drops comments that drive Buck insane and seems to never quite notice how visibly Buck reacts to them.

The one where Buck loses his blanket

Buck loses the secret blanket he needs in order to sleep alone, but doesn’t tell anybody. As a result, he’s exhausted. Everyone (especially his boyfriend) is concerned.

I found my couch

Buck is given the opportunity to take the captain's place, while Bobby is planning to take a vacation. But Buck hesitates to agree and then Eddie's sudden confession, makes him revaluate his wants for the future.

I'm so in love that I might stop breathing

In which Eddie's parents come to visit, Buck is an idiot and as always, a family dinner goes wrong.

I'd marry you with paper rings

In which Buck has thoughts about Vakentine's day, he makes paper rings and somehow ends up proposing to his best friend. It kinda works out for him in the end.

The one with the return of the sex addiction

Bobby can tell that Buck has a secret. He’s been showing up to things late, forgetting important information, and getting easily distracted. Bobby comes to the most obvious conclusion: Buck’s self-diagnosed sex addiction has returned in full-swing.

The one where they play Mario Kart

Eddie doesn’t believe in letting other people win. He has one exception to this rule.

go out with me?

The one where Eddie asks Buck on a date out of the blue in front of the whole team.

Buck Han-Wilson-Grant-Nash-Diaz (or something like this

Buck is doing some thinking, the firefam is trying to help (or not), and there's some feelings, too.

undercover boyfriend

Eddie acts like Buck's boyfriend until Buck notices it.

Listen as your day unfolds challenge what the future holds

Eddie calls Bobby when he has a culinary emergency trying to cook for his boys.

Running Home to Your Sweet Nothing

Eddie has started ending every phone call with an “I love you”. Buck doesn’t say anything, not until the day Eddie doesn’t say it.

it's all just a matter of time

Eddie plays video games while Buck tells him facts he looked up.

Eddie Diaz Doesn't Share Food

The times that Eddie refused to share food unless it comes to Buck. The 118 are confused by their relationship. Buck and Eddie just forgot to tell them they got married, thinking they knew.

I wake with your memory over me (I chose you)

“You will never guess what I did.” Buck still can’t believe it and he’s the one who did it. “You always say this and I never guess.” Maddie sighs on the other end of the phone. “I had sex with Eddie.”

Didn't Even Realise

Maddie and Buck find an old bet they made when they were kids, talking about how whoever got married last, had to give the winner a prize. They change the rules some, and mild chaos ensues. Oh, and Buck realises he's in love with his best friend halfway through.

now i see daylight, i only see daylight

“Eddie and I have been in a relationship for the past three months,” Buck says, the weight on his shoulders finally leaving. He grabs Eddie’s hand, squeezing it for comfort. “No! Are you kidding?” Chimney shouts, frustrated. Buck and Eddie share a worried look. “You guys couldn’t have waited a week?” He then says, groaning, which turns the look from worried to just confusion.

I've Been the Dart-Thrower, I've Been the Prey

It’s common knowledge that Buck is the worst dart player in the 118, until Eddie shows up. Or, well, until Eddie shows up and pretends to be worse than Buck because of how adorable he is when he finally wins.

you can start a family who will always show you love

buck's looking for something, and the diazes let him know he already has it

my waves meet your shore ever and evermore

It was such a normal morning until the words slipped out of Buck's mouth making Eddie freeze in his spot as he felt his whole world got turned upside down. "Do you ever want to get married again?"

riffs and variations on a single note

Two days later, Eddie arrived at the 118 again, and opened his locker door to find a surprise. There, the photo of Chris just where he had left it, and underneath — a post-it note. In large, untidy scrawl was a short phrase: “Super adorable. I love kids!” Eddie stared at it briefly, a little in shock. He hadn’t even remembered that he had forgotten the photo; and here was a bright and unsigned missive like a wave from a friend. He smiled bemusedly down into his locker, unsure what to make of it.

You bring me comfort

Eddie is touched starved and just needs a hug instead, instead he has his sweater.

now go stand in the corner and think about what you did

Buck was the most forgiving person Eddie knew. In fact, Eddie was pretty sure that Buck was the most forgiving person that anyone knew. He had forgiven Maddie for leaving him when he needed her the most. He had forgiven his parents for their years and years of emotional neglect (amongst other things.) Hell, he had even forgiven that psychopath that blew up the fire truck that almost cost him his career and his life. Which is why Eddie was beside himself that he was going on hour twelve of the cold shoulder from his best friend.

Crash Test Dummy

Buck might not be on the clock for his latest bout of heroics, but that doesn't mean he goes home empty-handed.

heaven's here, it's right where you're standing

Eddie attempts to teach Buck how to slow dance

Promises, Promises

What if that dinner with Bobby ended differently?What if Buck got a call, instead of making one? What if a family is built on promises and pasta?

it’s real sweet to grow old

Eddie observes a conversation. Bobby waits for Buck to wake up. Chris asks Buck a question. Ramon makes coffee.

what burns you?

Buck notices one day that it bothers his boyfriend when people make fun of his cooking. He is determined to find out why.

come over

What if Buck had gone to Eddie's instead of going to the bar?

Last updated: 5/13/24

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