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was only on fobtwt for 2 minutes before I saw
yet another ridiculous argument that literally does not matter yet they are all up in arms (it's whether or not pete has written corny lyrics. yeah I know)
someone complaining about not having more pics from patricks personal life. yknow. the things hes private about for some reason 🤷🏼‍♂️
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kuiinncedes · 1 year
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lol this fucking newsletter for glowstick club if anyone says anything slightly not good about it i'll cry <3
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emotionaldamages · 7 months
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mother- daniel riccardo
daniel riccardo x female!reader
in which y/n l/n is the mom of f1 drivers
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y/n l/n
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username my parents
lilymhe literally the loml, miss you y/n😍
yourusername I MISS YOU BABY 🥹🥹
alex_albon Excuse me?!
username see u all on the highway.
username please god i want what they have
username what am I doing wrong
username I need me a daniel
charles_leclerc you left me home alone 🥹
landonorris she left all of us:(
y/n l/n ill be back my children
username mother I say
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daniel3.jpg my love
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lilymhe y/n is the love of my life
username give me a chance y/n
username y/n the kids miss u 💔🤞🏻
landonorris stop thirsting over my mom
username lando is meeee
username mother is looking amazing
username the best couple
username get married alreadyyyyy
username ima need to see a ring on her finger soon
username hear me out... a baby
username y/n in black is everything
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landonorris ur literally my mother?
charles_leclerc I'm photogenic
alex_albon as lily said I ate that up
y/n l/n yes u did
lilymhe alex is serving
username these are so funny
username estie bestie
username last picture is two golden retrievers
username y/n would be such a good mom
maxverstappen give me chocolate
danielriccardo those are not my children guys
landonorris I'm offended
georgerussell63 then don't be y/n is a wonderful mother
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y/n l/n no words at all
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username you’re actually living my dream
landonorris I look good in a golf kart
charles_leclerc i want icecream
username yuki looks like someone just killed him
username PIERRES FACE IS SO ME
username I wanna hangout with the f1 drivers💔
danielriccardo I look angelic
username daniel gives "he was a fairy" or however it goes
username lando and max swear ur their mother but flip you off
y/n l/n that's what I said
landonorris dont be fooled
maxverstappen she flips us off while taking the pictures
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y/nriccardo we're backk did you miss us? because we missed you- kuwtk
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username beautiful ethereal breathtaking beauty hot angelic gorgeous pretty cute adorable alluring elegant lovely all nice things adjectives
username AHSJSJSJAKJSJDJSKSKS
username ahahahahahahahaha hey there!!!!!!
username me when.
username someone sedate me pls
username their married-
username I need my inhaler
username what's next the pregnancy announcement
landonorris our parents are finally married
georgerussell63 congratulations!
lilymhe I'm not sharing you with honey badger over there😡
username I'm fine. I'm totally fine. (screaming mentally)
username AHHDUDJWUXBEJSHD that's all I'm saying
charles_leclerc I helped plan the wedding🤫
carlossainz55 mejor boda *best wedding*
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danielriccardo suprise??
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username I CANT HANFLE THESE SUPRISE WTFSHHX
username oh my
username this is just wow
landonorris I'm a older brother again😿
charles_leclerc mini f1 driver
arthur_leclerc every single driver cried the day we were told
landonorris keep it down arthur
charles_leclerc lando you cried the most
y/nriccardo be nice kids
username baby ricciardo
username a mini daniel or mini y/n running around in the paddock is all I imagine
lilymhe ima be the best auntie
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danielriccardo our babygirl is here, Vivienne Ricciardo.
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landonorris I HAVE ANOTHER SISTER
maxverstappen the best baby and future f1 driver
charles_leclerc the cutest baby
lilymhe I can't wait to see my vivi
carlossainz55 ♡♡
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sunooflower · 7 months
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adam stanheight headcanons
i'm mentally ill. anyways relationship headcanons for the silly man ig. is the adam stanheight hive even alive on here anymore?
warnings - nsfw mentions.
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confession:
he's a fucking pussy he would procrastinate for like a month.
tries to come up with a damn script but can never get it right, causing him to panic even more.
decides to just freestyle the whole thing but then that makes him stress out more.
when he finally tells you, he'd be so nervous he'd try to stall.
would end up saying some shit like "hey i have to tell you something..." *panics* "uhh.. your hair looks nice in a ponytail."
"adam, my hair is literally down."
"ah.. shit.."
gives in and just mumbles the whole thing like "ireallylikeyouandit'sfineifyoudon'tfeelthesamebutijustwantedyoutoknow."
you have to get him to repeat it bc you obviously didn't hear a damn word.
he finally repeats himself more clearly and then proceeds to look at the ground.
once you tell him you feel the same way, this dude starts acting all cocky like he wasn't 2 seconds away from shitting his pants.
"ohhhh you're so obsessed with meeee~"
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affection:
given his trauma from the bathroom trap and the betrayal of lawrence breaking his promise of coming back for him, adam is most likely going to be quite clingy since he feels safe with you.
there were times at the beginning where you would have to try your best to convince him that you won't leave him. sometimes you still do, but it's not as bad as it was at the start.
like you could be cuddling and then you get up to use the bathroom but adam would hold you tighter the second you start to move, and you'd have to promise him that you were just going to the bathroom and that you were going to come right back.
he's very grateful for how understanding you are though. sometimes in the back of his mind he worries that his trauma is a burden for you, but you always find ways to prove that it's not.
very big on cuddling, he tells everyone that he's the big spoon but in reality he's the little spoon.
loves having his hair played with, whether you stroke it, run your fingers through it, twirl it, etc. it makes him feel loved, it makes him feel 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦.
back hugs are essential!! he loves both giving and receiving back hugs. sometimes, if he's in his red room developing his pictures, if you randomly give him a back hug and watch him as he works he will immediately forget what he's doing and turn all of his attention to you. in which case you'd have to tell him to finish his work.
he'd do his bitchiest pout but would oblige, once he finishes his work he damn near wrecks everything with how fast he spins around and tackles you with a hug.
kissy wissy 😽
honestly the type of dude to be like "adam and (y/n) sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g." before kissing you.
would probably also make a cooties joke.
but he will never give up the opportunity to have some kisses!
also dude can KISS like damn okay.. 👀
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nicknames:
when it comes to affectionate nicknames, he would probably call you "babe" or "baby" but i feel like that's as far as it would go.
like i don't think he fully digs nicknames, he doesn't mind them, but he seems like he cringes at some of the nicknames that people come up with, like "honeybun" or some shit.
loves giving you random nicknames though.
one time he called you "optimus pussy." another time he called you "sexy doorknob."
one time he just called you "stan the man" like idk why he did that, but he just did.
will melt at any nickname you give him though, secretly loves the cute names you give him. but he also loves it when you can match his sense of humour and give him random nicknames back.
his favourite silly nickname that you called him was "dookie stain." like it had him in stitches bro, the man has questionable humour.
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dates:
doesn't actually have much experience with dates, but he tries.
his favourite activity to do with you is to just stay home, watch a movie, and eat whatever the fuck you want. he feels at peace on those dates.
sometimes he'll take you out to places to try and impress you. you mentioned ONE time that you had been craving a certain type of food from a restaurant and what did he do? well he took you to the wrong restaurant by mistake but he still tried 🫶🏻.
walks are nice, he likes holding your hand as you both walk around admiring the scenery around you.
cd/vinyl stores. yup. real bc i said so.
bro starts pulling some corny shit like playing a song out loud on one of the record players and tries to dance to make you laugh. bro thinks he's in a movie 😹🫵🏻.
but above all else, i don't think he gives a shit what he's doing as long as you're with him (preferably within arm's reach.)
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nsfw:
dude.
this man is not gonna dom anyone for shit💀.
like have you seen the man? he's so pathetic.
he's vocal for sure, he whines and whimpers idc.
he is EAGER to please you, like he will go down on you as if you're his last meal.
the thought of him not getting any attention for his 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 problem whatsoever until he gets you to finish at least once turns him on big time.
he's a spit enthusiast, whether you're spitting or he is, he doesn't care it gets his head spinning all the same.
sometimes if you feel like teasing him, you won't let him fuck you or touch you. instead you tell him to simply jerk off whilst you do the same.
that makes him lose his damn mind but as i said, he's eager to please you so he'll do pretty much anything you ask him to.
talk dirty through the entire ordeal, if you say some shit like "it's a shame you're not gonna fuck me, you're doing so good it's adorable how desperate you are to make a mess of yourself." he'd probably have to stop for a few seconds in order to stop himself from cumming then and there. strangled noises and whimpers following close behind of course.
loves it when you're on top, one time you called him a pillow princess when you were riding him and bro busted immediately -much to his embarrassment- but you quickly assured him that it was okay and that it was cute.
but of course he won't let you do ALL the work. he wants you to relax from time to time too, so every now and again he'll put in the work.
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aftercare:
literally the sweetest.
this is where we come back to him being clingy and a stinky little cuddle bug.
literally will not let you go, he'll ask if it was good, if you were okay, if he did a good job, etc.
showers you with compliments and i love you's. smiles at you when you return them, loves hearing you speak so sweetly to him.
runs to clean you up. sometimes if he's too tired, still a little bit in the mood, or both - he'll just clean you up with his tongue. but usually he runs to get a towel for you, and he carefully washes the mess off of your body before you take a rag and do the same for him.
one time during after care, you kissed the bullet wound scar on his shoulder (from when lawrence shot him) and told him he was beautiful. that caused him to cry and pull you into an embrace, mumbling out a string of thank you's and i love you's.
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idk i have primal urges towards this man.
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pupyuj · 3 months
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im back again
sorry for spam
been thinking about sending nudes to g!p yena while she has to work overtime, not able to come home
sending increasingly racey photos to her before sending a long video of you fingering your cunt moaning her name,
taunting/begging her to come home and take care of you with her thick cock
yena who almost whines in public at the sight of your sopping wet cunt, girly ends up cumming under her desk, jerking off to the video
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☕️ anonnnnn pls never apologize for the spamming trust me i love it you keep my brain fresh w your ideas and you challenge me to venture out of the usual things i do so i want to thank you a lot actually ehe <33 anyways THIS ASK?? i exploded.
OKOK i see the vision but all that + phone sex??? LISTEN. WALK WITH MEEEE—
pushing yena to the point of being so needy that she hits you up just as you planned 🤭 answering her call and the first thing you hear is her breathing heavily and... the faint sounds of her coating her throbbing, hard dick with precum as she mindlessly pumped it in and out of her hand... yena's very whiny while she does it too, finding it so hard to truly feel good since you're not around to help her :( mf yaps tho 😭 talking about how you're being so mean and how it's not fair that she can't come home to you asap bcs of all the stupid work she has to get done <//3
and oh it would just drive her so insane when you start touching yourself too! hearing your moans and whimpers and begging while you ride your pillow, telling yena how much you wished you were riding her instead 🫣 she'd actually start thrusting into her hand, picturing you above her, your tight pussy wrapped around her cock and your tits all over her face... the office might be empty but yena would still have the decency to bite her lip to try and silence her sounds that were getting louder and louder the longer she hears you satisfying yourself without her 😣
and let's say you turn your camera on and let your phone sit in a way where yena can see you ride your pillow?? she watches as you move your hips the same way you would while riding her... moaning obnoxiously against the sheets as you played with your own nipples 😵‍💫 then she would see how you're actually feeling so good bcs she was watching you, and you were getting a kick out of what you're doing to her just by doing this.. nasty whore 🫣
"y-you owe me so much, (y/n)-ah..." yena would say,, she'd already have so many ideas about how she'd get revenge and have you begging her for release, or a break 🤭 and she hits a mind-blanking orgasm of her own soon after you reach yours... making a mess of her hand and her clothes... hehe her blushing as she cleans herself up bcs she's still watching you lay on top of the pillow all exhausted and spent but god you were so fine—
you'd tell her to go home quickly and abruptly end the call after sending her a cute lil kiss and suddenly yena would be the most diligent worker in that damn company! 😭 finishing her work in record time and getting the fuck out of that office,, and sure she goes over the speed limit a few times but hey it did get her home to you faster... thus giving you and her all the time in the world to fuck like animals after a long, rough day of barely seeing each other <33
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thisismeracing · 7 months
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King of my heart | MS47 | Part. 21
― Pairing: Mick Schumacher x Hamilton!reader (she/her) ― Warnings: curse words, Twitter environment, mention of food, not proofread, etc, etc. Minors DNI! ― Summary: After the Qata GP Yn and some friends decide to go on a mini vacation before the next racing weekend, but different from other times she keeps her phone close and makes sure she’s sharing how things are happening through her lenses. ―  A/n: none of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps. Everything else is made up by me, and I do not allow it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛
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russellsaint yes, babe, but you're really gonna ignore the make-out pics?
⤷ schumini47 omg leave her alone!!!! 🙄🙄
lewishamilton I look good 😙
⤷ landonorris yeah and I look awful, what in the hec, yn??!
⤷ theofficialyn I am still learning, lan!!!!! 😔
swiftleclerc it's so weird seeing her and lando, like out of all the drivers she included lando on her dump?!
⤷ princessyn they're friends, she posted about him while in Miami too, there's nothing new. plus, he was on the podium
⤷ keepupwhamiltons lando is close with lewis too, I think they're friends way before we know 🤷🏼
tracklimitss IS THAT CORINNA ON THE LAST PIC??
mickyn in my head the second pic is mick, let me live in delusion, bye
sainzfrance those shoes are fireee 🔥
masoncity no signs of mase on the likes 👁️👁️
⤷ chelseablues this is so weird, get a life (I'm curious too, lmk if he shows up)
mickshoemaker I am so relieved to see she's posting, for a second I thought she would deactivate after those pap pics
franciscac.gomes linda! 💗
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mickschumacher been ridin' harleys in Hawaii lately
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gina_schumacher I look cute 🥰
⤷ theofficialyn you’re always cute 🩷
⤷ pierregasly franciscac.gomes where are you to comment I look cute too?
⤷ charles_leclerc pierre looks cute too!! ☝🏻
⤷ grandmonza they're so funny omg complete chaos LOL
pophamilton SOFT LAUNCHING YN FINALLY!!!!
mickandyn I prayed for moments like this
mercmick I love how it's really a dump, there's no color aesthetic behind, just the pictures ❤️
lewishamilton out of all the pictures?
⤷ theofficialyn shut up, I was the one who chose it 🥺
⤷ moonsainz OMG SHE CHOSE IT WDHSKJHKLSDFHJKJHF
ferrarihoax where are the girlies who were saying Yn was dating mason?? LOL
franciscac.gomes wait for meeee, I'll get there tomorrow 🫠
⤷ theofficialyn I'll include you on my dump, kika 💗
⤷ tsunodaalpine I love how she's interacting with every comment as if it was her own post
mercedesamgf1 see you guys on Thursday! 🫡
malibucyrus I understand the fuss with yn and mick, but can we also appreciate how yn and gina are close? mickyn is literally my fav ship because you can see how there's so much love their families can't help but fall too ❤️
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mickschumacher through my eyes 🤍
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estebanocon ❤️ really happy for you, mate!
mercedesamgf1 finally!!!! 😍
⤷ alpinepierre LMAO
theofficialyn thank you for loving me the way you do 🤍
⤷ mickschumacher thank YOU for letting me love you ❤️
minimacher47 the way she’s looking at him in the second pic, that’s what we’ve been talking about. It must have been so hard for them to hide it 😭
monzaart mick, share more pics with the class, I beg you
albonno he’s such a simp
mercciado it’s over for us bitches
marvelmercedes the hold he has on her jaw, I- oop 🫦
georgerussell63 I’m gonna pretend I’m surprised ❤️
⤷ rodeoricciardo he‘s such a little shit, I love him lol
danielricciardo mick.jpg when?
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theofficialyn through my eyes 🤍
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lewishamilton luv u, guys ❤️
⤷ hammertimme if they have Lewis’ blessing who are we to be against?
franciscac.gomes I’m so happy for you!!! You deserve all the love 💕
mickschumacher ❤️ you and me, always
⤷ theofficialyn always ❤️
⤷ 1dferrari crying, shaking, giggling, throwing up, grinning like a devil
landonorris 🧡
mclatas him with angie, him holding flowers, him napping omg thank you for your service, Yn!!!!
norrissza he’s really boyfriend material, I have the proof, I have it printed! *toto’s voice*
gina_schumacher 😍😍😍 officially family yayy!!
⤷ zendaya44 wdym officially? Are they’re about to marry?
⤷ charleslepole idc, whatever gina says its the law. If she’s saying Yn’s oficially family she is!! 💋
lewissunshine I can’t wait for this Sunday!!!!!!
lilyhme so precious 🩷
charles_leclerc I was so scared I would spill it by accident, finally!!!
⤷ pierregasly SAME!
charles_leclerc I love you two btw
roscoelovescoco I’s approvess 🥰
⤷ braziliangp I wonder if this was Lewis or Yn who typed it LOL
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meguemii · 6 months
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Bro’s the Type to..
Synopsis - fandom! inumaki head canons. crack and fluff.
navigation station🚉
toge inumaki’s playlist. [under works]
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toge inumaki, the man who is behind the sassy man apocalypse. he’s a good boyfriend but he’s such a little shit. we love and stan him for it.
the type to have his love language be physical touch and quality time since he can’t exactly show his love through words of affirmation.
the type to ignore you and be petty if you do something that annoys him like eat his food. that means no hugs, kisses, hand holding. he is PULLING away from youu. you are one the serious silent treatment.
the type to lead the sassy man apocalypse.
the type to give you his seat on the bus if there aren’t any available. gentleman behaviour.
the type to love prayag and dom kade from tiktok. he follows them RELIGIOUSLY. He’s alwaaaaays doing the thing with his hands making L shape. YK WHAT I MEAN.
the type to ask you out by saying “be my girlfriend” and you just have to😔
the type to tag you in tiktok’s that say “tag your person who looks like this”*insert wet rat picture*
the type to take you on cute dates straight out of pinterest. star gazing on the beach, flower field picnics, BOBA DATES ALL THE TIME.
the type to make you join everyone while making fun of gojo.
the type to send you texts that say “girl bye” or “spill the tea”. he’s one of the girlies.
the type to do skin care with you and paint your nails.
We love and stan inumaki our fav sassy man. fandom inumaki 🔛🔝
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WE LOVE FANDOM INUMAKI SAY IT WITH MEEEE. Okay Choso is up next I THINK. or whoever is giving me the most inspiration. reblogs and comments are very appreciated ٩( 'ω' )و
megumi and yuji version.
Okay guys i love you all and thank you @lees-chaotic-brain for making me do inumaki first 🛐
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spro-o · 2 months
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Whats your headcanons for percival group(including Anne,Nasiens,Donny,Lancelot)It could be anything.
Have a good:)
allow me to share!! (thank you for asking :3c)
some drawings to accompany them 🔽 also do keep in mind that there are wip, since I only caught up with the series not long ago
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Percy:
he/him (but doesn't really care about how he's referred to, so they/them works too)
pansexual
autistic
stims a lot – this is helped by the fact that he doesn’t grasp the whole social queues thing, and is generally very out there
no filter (this is deadass just canon)
has dimples
Nasiens:
he/they/she, non-binary + intersex
megafaggot (for percival)
autistic (hyper fixation on medicine, duh)
Tioreh is their “THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES” bsf
cat person
slightly pointed ears (not pointy enough to not be possible on a human, but definitely sus)
Gawain:
she/her, cis woman
LESBIAN!! VERY!!
also gym rat (derogatory)
different haircut (as pictured) (im sorry i dont fuck with her fuck-ass bob) and darker skinned (cant have a sunshine user getting sunburned, cmon now)
[gawain bbgirl im so sorry i dont have any more hc's for you yet]
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Tristan:
he/him
bisexual
in a qpr with Lance
most easily flustered
the most mama's boy you can get (in a sweet, not crazy way)
Lancelot:
he/him
bisexual
in a qpr with Tris
sillier than most anticipate when he gets to know someone
big interest in dance
gym rat (derogatory)
Anne:
she/her, cis woman
bisexual, eat hot chip, and crush-into-the-ground-if-you-lie
habit of thinking out loud/talking to herself
[same thing as gawain, forgive meeee]
Donny:
he/him, cis man
heteroflexible (wouldn’t complain if he somehow just had to kiss Lancelot)
looks up to Lance like crazy
actually a very patient person
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guardkeywolf · 1 year
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Male reader that is 7'3 tall like that mf towers everyone and has a big dog I mean a HUGE boy that you can ride on and perverse Male reader and sleeps on his bed literally
I just wanna see the bois on call of dutys reaction meeting him-
(Gonna be my first time writing so PRAY for meeee, I hope this is good)
BIG THANK YOU to the Anon who requested this!
I'm freaking out but trying my best!
So I hope you like this
141 Boys X Male Reader with a Big Wolf
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When Laswell said they were getting a new soldier, Price had just expected a simple newbie that they would have to train.
The C.I.A. agent was quick to stop those thoughts when she mentioned that you were a good tracker and also had a K9 companion that also followed him around as well.
Your name was “Y/n” but went by Hound on the field. You were great at stealth despite having a height of 7’3, but you were also selectively mute. Price could only glare at your file when he also saw the picture of the K9 that was tall enough to ride on.
Price could only listen in silence as Laswell continued to tell him about the man’s skills. Some parts even making him question where the hell someone managed to find you as well.
When she concluded her speech, both said their goodbyes before hanging up. Price sat on his desk as he let his thoughts wander about Y/n and decided to get up and inform the rest of boys.
After doing so, the next day, the helo landed as Price and could only prepare himself for their newest recruit.
It seemed your file wasn’t playing tricks on him when he saw your 7’3 stature along with the Black Timber Wolf, which god only knows how you tamed, that walked along your side.
When you came up to him, Price introduced you to the 141. Even so, his eyes were on the wolf at all times. Ghost, Gaz, and Soap also had similar reactions as they stared in bewilderment at the animal.
After introductions, he let you go settle in before turning back to his men.
“I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A K9, NOT A WHOLE GODDAMN WOLF!” Soap screamed at him.
“Sir, how the hell did Kate find this man?” Gaz could only question him.
Price shrugged back in response before turning to Ghost.
The man stared back and shrugged before turning away to go back to what he was doing previously. Price let the other two go as he could only imagine what else was going through their minds.
(Gonna do something weird and kinda switch to headcannons here)
Soap
Was surprised when he saw the Wolf first rather than you
Despite freaking out slightly, he really really REALLY wanted to rub that K9's belly
Call him a good boy too
He looked so calm when standing next to you and couldn't help but wonder how you two met as well
He also wished he could ride on top of him like Y/n did but the wolf turned away from him
When it was nighttime, he went to go get something from the fridge
He hardly took notice of Y/n before turning around and eyes widening in fear before hitting him with the sandwich he made and slamming you to the ground
When he noticed it was you he relax and apologized but told you to make yourself know before walking you back to your room
When he saw you open the door, he saw the wolf laying on your bed
The wolf spared him a glance and looked at his owner before moving slightly to give you some space on the bed
Y/n chuckled before getting the bed as well
Soap could only close the door as you and the wolf fell asleep cooing at how cute you two were in bed
Ghost
Was surprised to see the wolf but didn't show it
Questioned how you and the wolf met though to himself
Definitely kept a more close eye on you and your wolf than the others
Didn't mind making small conversation with you either
When it was nighttime and he was up reading, he decided to get some water but didn't realize you crept up behind before reaching over him to get something for yourself
He elbowed you in your rib before grabbing the closest thing to a knife in the kitchen
When he did spin back around and notice it was you he sent a small glare but apologized
He offered to walk you back to your room too
He noticed the dog on the bed and squinted a bit but thought nothing of it
Gaz
Was in awe when he saw the huge black wolf
Like Soap, he was also curious to pet the K9
Thought you were like the ultimate beast tamer or something when he saw you ride up on the damn wolf up to them and nearly passed out
Also took in you appearance more when he met you
At night, he was up and walked right past you chilling on the couch
When you came up behind, he turned around and shrieked
Like HIGH pitch girl shriek
He stared at you for a second before telling you to tell no one
He was so embarrassed that he began to walk back to his room and you followed
Just before entering his room, he turned around and saw the wolf laying on top of your bed comfortably and gushed over the sight as it sleep
Price
Like the others, he was surprised but wasn't fazed by your presence
The Wolf however caught his attention quickly
Laswell said it was a K9
It wasn't a K9
It was a big ass wolf that you could ride on top of
It was like something you'd see out of a fairytale or something
Price could only shake his head as he watched you and the wolf head towards your room
During the night, he was up finishing some paperwork and decided to go make some tea
Surprisingly, he walked right past you and you decided to follow to see what the Captain was up to
While the man made his tea, you came up from behind casting a shadow over Price and the Captain took notice before nearly wiping around and hitting you with the kettle
Thankfully you dodged just in time before Price finally realized who it was
The man's heart was pounding as he breathed before finally getting it under control
He didn't ask what your were doing up but did say you should be in bed at this hour and nodded towards the barracks and walked you towards them
While he watched you enter your room he saw the black fur that belong to your canine companion
He was surprised to see he wasn't in a cage but slept on the bed with you
He didn't comment as he closed the door and let you two sleep but kept the image in his head
He found it cute
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Heyyyy I just read Nightmare Academia, and I LOOOOVE IT!!! You're such a talented writer!! 🩷🩷🩷
♥ Summary: I'm glad to hear that you're enjoying the fic :D In this chapter of Nightmare Academia, your author presents you a series of vignettes about you and Reid sharing an office. In other words- you and Reid share an office. Shenanigans ensue.
♥ Warnings: none? that i'm aware of?
♥ A/N: heyyyyy, what's uppppp, it's meeee. sorry this fic took 20 years, lmao. finals hit, im sure you understand. ANYWAY, enjoy the chapter. it's like, 3,000 words, i hope that makes up for it lol
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Working out of Spencer’s office was strange.  It wasn’t difficult, as one might expect.  You did not struggle to exist in the confines of that office- if anything, the opposite was true.  Working with Spencer was easy.  Being in his space and working by his side was as easy as breathing.  Despite the pranks, the general bitchiness, and your lingering guilt after the stabbing incident, you and Spencer were a good team.  You could put aside your feelings and get work done when it mattered.  
It was all very fucking weird.
That said, when it didn’t matter, absolutely no constructive work could be completed within your office.  By inviting you into his space, Spencer had unlocked a new universe of pranks for you.  You knew the password to his computer.  You had the key to every cabinet.  Everything you could ever dream of stealing was within reach.
You behaved accordingly.
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Where most normal laptop-havers set their desktop images to pictures of family, friends, and/or big-tittied anime girls, Spencer left his desktop image on the factory setting.  It was the same default shit that came with any piece of new tech- but this hunk of metal and wire wasn’t new.   He’d had it for years and it was still the same image.  Boring.  Blank.  Impersonal and unrevealing.  Honestly, you weren’t sure if Spencer knew he could change the image, but that didn’t really matter.  Whether or not he knew, you would take the liberty of changing it for him.
You had to move quickly and strike carefully.  Despite being a technophobe, Reid wasn’t the type to leave his shit lying around.  You had to wait patiently for an opportunity, and when one arose, you had to make the most of it.  Spencer Reid would not have a sweet image of capybaras in an onsen.  He would not get a desktop image of sweet sleeping dogs.  That motherfucker would not be on the receiving end of anything wholesome or sweet.
You picked an image in advance.  You waited patiently- and when the window of opportunity finally swung open late one Tuesday afternoon?
You almost missed it.  It wasn’t your fault.  When Reid finally got up and left the room, you were a touch busy stealing one of the books off the shelf behind him.  By the time you noticed he was gone, you’d already placed some horny chunks of text bound by a tasteful cover in its place.
You could hear his footsteps down the hall.  You had to move quickly.
Every inch of your body seemed to crackle with a sort of electricity.  Your heart pounded in your chest, urged by the knowledge that you could be caught any second.  Your fingers raced over the keyboard as you found your chosen image.
When Reid returned to the room, you were back at the bookshelf, scanning the titles and pretending you hadn’t done anything wrong.  It was kind of hard to do when you were staring your smutty novels in the face, but still, you managed.
Your teeth grazed your lip as Spencer stepped into the room.  You could hear him place something on his desk, but you refused to look at him.  His eyes burned holes in the side of your head, you could feel it-
“Here,” he reached out to you, paper cup in hand, “I got you a coffee.”
“What?  How?  Why?” You stuttered out, completely failing to hide your shock.
Spencer raised an eyebrow, “Coffee.  With money.  Because it’s late and you’ve been working all day.  You know, the traditional thing to say in this situation is thank you.”
“I- Thank you,” you accepted the coffee, wrapping your hands around it tightly as if you could squeeze out your shame.
He smiled, smug and smarmy.  Your shame immediately dissipated.  This fucker deserved the cursed bullshit you’d set on his screen.
“You’re welcome, (L/N).”
He turned away from you, switching on his laptop and entering his password.  You watched him, silently sipping on your coffee.  It was perfect.  He’d memorized your coffee order.  Of fucking course he had.  That didn’t mean anything, right?  Spencer could memorize anything, it was all a part of the eidetic memory package.  He probably memorized every coffee order of every person he’d ever stood behind in every coffee shop he’d ever been to.  The fact that he knew your order meant-
“GOD-” Spencer pushed back from the desk, almost pushing his office chair right into your leg.  You looked up, a grin crossing your lips as you saw what had caused his outburst.
A hydra-like creature with a long fleshy body, several long slender necks, and multiple Furby-style faces stared out at you from the glowing screen of Spencer’s computer. 
It was the worst thing you could find, a terrible monster from the very depths of the internet- and it had the intended effect!  Spencer glared at his screen with horror and confusion, his face contorted by whatever rush of emotion he felt upon seeing the cursed thing in front of him.  A sense of euphoric joy spread through your body, burning away all the shame and confusion you felt.  
“You really can’t act like an adult for two seconds, can you?”
“Apparently not.  Thank you for the coffee?”
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Whenever Spencer got on your nerves, you reorganized his files.  You hid folder upon folder of paperwork in the wrong place.  You switched files with other files on purpose.  You didn’t re-label anything- you weren’t a monster- but you did create such a mess that Spencer had to stay late for a few nights.  He didn’t mind, really.  In messing up his files, you had made a little mystery for him to solve.  He liked little mysteries.
Besides, on the nights he had to stay late, you stayed with him.  
On the floor.
That wasn’t too uncommon, honestly.  Reid’s office didn’t come with two desks- therefore, when one of you needed space, the other usually offered to take the floor as their dominion.  Re-arranging files took lots and lots of space, hence, you often found yourself on the ground.
One such late night, you sprawled yourself across the floor and angled your head to get a better view of Reid’s sorting.  His eyes darted across the page at a speed that some would call inhuman.  (You wouldn’t call it inhuman.  You would just call him a speedy boy.)  As he flipped through the papers before him, those eyes of his turned to you.
“Hi!” you greeted, “How goes the search?”
“You know you don’t have to stay late, right?”
“I know!  But I like watching you work.  Besides, the floor is comfortable.”
“I doubt that,” Spencer said, turning back to his sorting, “If you ask me, you’re here because you feel guilty for making me stay late.  I told you it’s fine, I-”
“Yeah, you like a paper trail, I know.  But I promise, Reid, I do not feel guilty.”
“Then maybe you just enjoy my presence?”  He looked back up at you, a shit-eating smirk painted on his face.  You wanted to smack it off of him.  Or maybe kiss it off of him?  However, if you were to kiss it off of him, you would definitely do so with unnecessary aggression.  Perhaps violence.
You let out an unconvincing laugh, “That’s ridiculous.  Be less ridiculous, Reid.”
“I don’t think I’m being ridiculous.  I think you’re in denial, (L/N).”
“Pft, denial.  You’re silly.  You’re a silly little guy,” you stood up, pulling yourself up and brushing yourself off.  You didn’t notice the way Spencer’s eyes followed your every movement, didn’t catch his gaze lingering on the small patch of skin that revealed itself as your shirt rode up.  
He almost snapped his neck when you turned back towards the desk.  He couldn’t let you catch him staring the way he was.
“My dear, dear Spencer Reid, I do not stay with you because I feel bad for making you work late,” you placed your hands on the desk, “Nor do I stay because I enjoy your presence.”
You pulled yourself up onto the desk, perching atop it.  This time, you noticed where Spencer’s gaze went and how it lingered on your thighs.  You had never felt more powerful in your life.  With a smirk, you reached out and placed two fingers beneath his chin, forcing him to look at you.  He took a deep, nervous breath, and you could feel him breathe beneath your fingers.  
“So why-” he choked, “Why do you stay here?  Just to try and flirt with me?”
“No,” you said, objectively flirting with him, “My darling doctor, I stay here because the floor is really fucking comfortable.  And I have work to do.”
His brows drew together as the cutest little pout crossed his face, “I don’t believe you.  There’s no way it’s that simple, I am sure you have an ulterior motive.”
You did.  You had several.  You felt bad for making Spencer work late, and you enjoyed his presence, and above all else, you wanted to make sure he got home safe and un-stabbed.  You weren’t gonna let Spencer know about that, though.
“Aw, pretty boy.  If I have any ulterior motive, it’s that I get to watch you suffer,” you lied.
With a huff, Spencer pulled his face from your grip and returned his focus to the mess you had made for him.  You smiled, but the grin on your face was nothing more than plastic, porcelain, fake material posing as real joy.  
“I still don’t believe you.”
Fucker.
“If you want to live in a world of delusion, that’s your decision.  All I can do is sit here and watch.”
He smirked, “Wow, (L/N).  I never pegged you as a voyeur.”
You responded to his quip like any reasonable mature adult would- you made a little sound and swatted some of the papers off of his desk.  Spencer just smiled and let his eyes move to a new paragraph.
You were going to kill that man.  Not that night, nor the nights that followed, but you were sure.  One of those mother fuckin nights, Reid would meet his end by your hand.  Or maybe by your thighs.
-
Spencer Reid might’ve been a renowned doctor with multiple PhDs, but he still wasn’t smart enough to hide his property from your thieving gremlin hands.  Before you had moved into his cozy little office, your acts of petty theft were limited to small things.  Mugs, for example.  Or books.  Now, though, you had access to all his worldly possessions- or at least all the worldly possessions that he kept in his office.
You’d taken his keys a few times.  The first time you’d done that, he practically kicked down the office door in a panic.  He’d searched the office desperately, throwing papers around and checking every drawer, only stopping when he saw your smiling face.  
The most recent time you took his keys, he’d just sighed and stared at you expectantly, his hand open and waiting.  You were super tempted to lick him, but you held back.  You just gave him back his keys.  
Mugs, books, and keys weren’t the end of it, though.  You stole chess pieces, office supplies, a desk lamp, and at one point, you nabbed one of Spencer’s fucking degrees.  (It was just hanging on the wall, taunting you.  You had to take it.)
Your favourite incident of theft, though, was a scarf.  During the colder months, Spencer usually wore a purple scarf, but this one was different.  He didn’t wear it as frequently- it was long, generally tan with stripes of orange, purple, and green.  The wool that made it up was unbelievably soft beneath your fingers.  You never wanted to let that scarf go.  So you didn’t.
You took it.  
And you kept it.  
You were cold, your neck was scarfless, and he left a lovely soft scarf right in front of you for you to grab.  So you grabbed it.  And you wore it.  And you looked hot.  And you were hot- literally.  
It was a good thing that you’d nabbed the scarf when you did.  The very next day, the heating system that kept the campus warm during the colder months mysteriously broke down.  You came into work expecting the usual warmth only to find that everything was fucking freezing.  You were fortunate.  You still had the scarf in your bag.
Without another thought, you wrapped it around your neck and curled up into a tiny ball behind the desk.  
Spencer was not so fortunate.  You see, dear reader, our sweet former FBI agent hadn’t realized his scarf had been kidnapped.  Upon returning home the night before, he noted the lack of scarf and assumed that he’d left it in his office.  That’s right.  The man with the eidetic memory just assumed he’d forgotten something- not just something.  The nerdy scarf that he’d spent months working on.
Please forgive him, he’s secretly like, half a himbo.  A half himbo in disguise.  A halfbo incognito.  Anyway.
His assumption left him scarfless, and that morning, Spencer burst into the office, desperate and searching once more.  And then, he saw you wearing his scarf.  The Doctor Who scarf.  The scarf he’d knit himself, the scarf that had spent hours and hours in his hands, that scarf wrapped around your neck.  He froze.  The panic he had felt in the moments before faded away to nothing.  
No.  Not nothing.  It just faded to a different kind of panic.  An, “Oh my god, my cute co-worker is wearing a scarf I made,” type of panic.  A, “Holy shit, my mortal enemy is wearing something rope-like that I made around their neck what kind of day IS THIS,” type of panic.  
An, “Oh god, oh man, my cute co-worker is wearing something I made around their neck to keep warm in the cold,” kind of panic.
Put another way, Spencer went from one kind of panic to several kinds of panic, all before you looked up from your paperwork to catch his wide-eyed gaze.
“Good morning, Dr. Reid,” you said, reaching up to tuck the scarf tighter around your neck, as if you could hide it with such a simple gesture, “How are you?”
“I-” he stood there for a few moments, staring at you and willing the blush on his cheeks to stop burning.  It didn’t.  It burned harder.  Finally, Spencer choked out something, “Is that my scarf?”
“Perhaps,” you drew out the word, curling further into the chair and away from Spencer, “Why?”
“Well, first and foremost, the temperature is thirteen degrees lower than normal-”
“Did you check the thermostat?”  Your words were quiet, mumbled underneath your breath as an expression of genuine confusion rather than a petty, bitchy quip.
“Secondly, my scarf- my scarf that looks suspiciously similar to the one you’re wearing now- is missing.  At first I thought I misplaced it, but then… well,” he gestured vaguely to you, to the fabric draped around your throat, “I managed to put the pieces together.”
You pulled back further.  Spencer just rolled his eyes and stepped into the office.  He slapped his hands down on the desk, letting a loud bang echo through the room.  He smirked at the tiny squeak that escaped you.  Fucker.
“Well?” you asked, voice quiet and hands tight around the scarf, “Care to share, profiler boy?”
He scoffed, though the smile on his lips was genuine, “It wasn’t that difficult.  I came to work missing my scarf and the first thing I saw was my scarf wrapped around your neck.”
“Ah.  The case solved itself,” you paused, biting the inside of your cheek.  Another shiver ran through you, “I suppose you’ll want this back?”
Before you could move to remove the scarf, Spencer held up a hand to stop you, “Keep it.  At least, for now.  It’s cold, and I’ve got a sweater around here somewhere, and you-”
“Are a sweaterless bitch, yes, that’s an accurate take.”
Spencer choked and spluttered, his pink-toned cheeks burning an even darker red, “I- I wouldn’t put it like that-”
“That’s cool,” you shrugged, unfurling your body from the confines of the office chair, “I put it like that.  I am a bitch sans-sweater.  Sweaterless bitch.”
He put a hand up to his face, covering his eyes as he whispered a tiny little curse word.  You just smirked, pulling the scarf tighter around your neck as you stretched your legs out beneath the desk.
Spencer was pretty sure he was going to combust at this point.  You weren’t aware of this- but even so, you still managed to make his day harder.
“So, where did you get this?  It’s soft as fuck, I want, like, fifteen of them.”
Somehow, Spencer managed to avoid choking again, “I, uh, I made that.”
The smile that crossed your lips was blinding, “No shit?  Fuck.  You’re more talented than I thought, Dr. Reid.”
“Thank you?” He paused, awkwardly shuffling into the room and setting up for the day, “So, do you watch Doctor Who?”
“Oh shit,” you looked down at the scarf as it cascaded down your body, “Is this a Doctor Who thing?”
“It’s a replica of the scarf worn by Tom Baker who portrayed the fourth doctor from 1974 to 1981.  The original scarf was actually twenty feet long- the woman who made it wasn’t told how long the scarf needed to be, so she used all the yarn she was given.  It was only shortened slightly for the show’s production, but overall, the end result was very well loved by- oh,” he cut himself off, “Sorry.  I’ll-”
“Wait, why did you stop?”
Spencer raised an eyebrow, “Because I’m rambling?  And I’m sure you have work to do?  And you don’t watch the show, so-”
“Work?  Work is boring.  Give me the scarf lore.”
“The scarf lore for a show you don’t even watch?”
“Yes!  Look, I’ve always taken a more Rocky Horror route when it comes to sci-fi, but I might have to get into Doctor Who because of this.”
“You should!” Spencer lit up, practically glowing with excitement as he took a seat on the desk, “Especially the newer stuff, I think you’d really like what Russell T Davies has to offer as a showrunner.”
“Do you?” you leaned forward, trying not to grin, trying not to show that you were just as excited as he was.  You failed, “Tell me more, then.”
He did.  The two of you whiled away that morning, ignoring the cold in exchange for an impromptu lecture about British television.
-
A few hallways away, Professor Belker (the head of the criminology department) sat at her desk.  Before her, in two chairs, sat professors Peters and Evans.
“So…” Evans began, rubbing his arms as a weak defence against the cold.
“So,” Belker agreed.  None of them needed to state what they were agreeing upon.  Peters stated it anyway.
“Spencer and (Y/N) are fucking, right?”
“Oh, yeah.”
“It’s practically a guarantee at this point.  You don’t share an office with your mortal enemy unless you and that enemy are having… relations.”
“Wow, ‘mortal enemy.’  That’s intense, Belker,” Evans’ eyes got wide.
“It is.  I’m quoting them directly,” Belker replied, her body weighed down in a way that told the other profs that she had heard that quote a million times.
“Well, it was a good move to shut the heat off.  I saw (Y/N) with Spencer’s scarf, so…” Peters gave a large and unsubtle wink.
“I didn’t shut the heat off.  I thought about it, but-”
“It couldn’t have been you, Belk,” Evans interrupted, “I saw the preliminary report.  The power shut off in the middle of the night.”
“Huh.  That’s odd.”
“Odd indeed.”
A few more hallways away, a book fell off one of the many shelves in your office.  Your office.  The haunted office.  The ghost was getting her way, and lord help anyone who tried to stop her.
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FIRST SNOW - S.M.G. (FROM THE 400 FOLLOWERS EVENT)
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It was supposed to be the perfect date, it was all Mingi could think about.
It was on November 3rd at 9 p.m. when Mingi got lost in the middle of the conversation. His focus was on the window. This small get-together on his place was his idea, and he never regretted a moment with all of his friends before.
His plans went out of the window, literally.
“Hey, Mingi-ah!”, Wooyoung shook his shoulder. His confused face was enough for everyone to laugh and let it go as a normal Mingi moment.
But you noticed how his smile didn’t reach his eyes and how even his posture changed all of a sudden.
You two were side by side, but barely touching each other, the only sign of something more between you two was the way his body unconsciously leaned into you, like he was doing it at that moment.
“Are you good, love?”, you whispered to him when the attention was away from him. The boys moved to a much more interesting topic, all the ways Mingi’s been acting weird lately, something both of you ignored.
He nodded, because he was. Truly, he was. If he were to say something, maybe his voice would’ve sound too squeaky and defensive. But he couldn’t hide his disappointment as he noticed the thick snow falling quicker and quicker as time went by.
“It’s snowing!”, San said as he pointed to the window. Now all the attention moved on to that. They all got up to look outside, even though it was a common sight for winter on Korea and they got bored by it fast.
The only special thing about it was the wish couples make and the time they spend together during the first snow of the year, but the 7 of them were painfully single and that thought didn’t even cross their minds.
“Should we have a snow fight?”, Yeosang asked with that excited expression on his face that made everything automatically agree with whatever he wanted.
“That would be so fun, but is there snow enough for it?”, you asked as you glanced back at Mingi. That was right up his alley, actually, it was such a Mingi idea you were surprised he himself didn’t say it first.
You noticed how he played with both his hands for a moment, thinking, probably overthinking whatever there was on his mind.
You took his hands on yours in the most discreet manner you could afford. It was enough for him to get back to the present, right here and right now.
“Do you want to go?”, you whispered.
At this point, half of them were already up getting ready to leave, and the other half were looking for some old boxes, so they could use it to slide down the hills of snow outside.
Turns out, it was snowing for hours now, and they did not notice, which wasn’t surprising. With this group, anything could be entertaining for hours on end.
Mingi noticed all your delicate gestures towards him. You were always like that, attentive and caring, and he was so beyond grateful for that, even though he never really said it out loud. The first snow would be a perfect day to say those things to you.
But he also noticed how excited you actually seemed, he knew it would be a first for you to have a snow fight like this. It wasn’t the date he planned, but it would be a nice moment nonetheless.
So he agreed.
You two could only hear Wooyoung’s laughter and screams coming from all sides, but somehow if felt like there was only you two there.
It was a strategic attack, you even teamed up with Jongho for that, and it worked. You got Mingi screaming and running around trying to take the snow out of the back of his puffer jacket.
It was all fun and games until he came at you for payback. “Whyy meeee? He-he’s literally right there”, you ran for your life trying to get Mingi off your back, while Jongho was sat by the curb watching the whole thing.
You never tried running on a 5-inch snow before, you had no idea how tiring all the effort was and how scared of falling you could get.
The moment you felt one hand on your arm, you gave up and accepted your fate. He caught you. His hands trailed down until he found yours.
You expected vengeance, bloodlust and the ultimate evil, but you got a blinding smile instead. To say you did not know how to react was an understatement.
“I’m sorry, love, forgive me?”, you gave your best attempt at the puppy eyes.
“Oh no, honey, I’m afraid that’s not possible”, he held both your hands with only one of his as he made a giant ball of snow.
Yeah, you were doomed.
A few hours later, the three characters on the Christmas movie were having a snow fight, which made him giggle and gave you chills down your spine.
“You’re evil, Song Mingi”, you said as you brought your legs closer to your body under the cozy blanket.
He giggled even more at that. His hands held yours tight, and you leaned into his chest, the closer, the better.
Everyone went already home. It was getting late and colder by the hour, but you and Mingi refused to go to bed until the tradition was complete. At least 3 Christmas movies were required for you both to watch on the first snow day, whatever day was, if both of you were busy or if somehow you were away from each other, there was a way to make it work.
It wasn’t the perfect date he planned, and he didn’t get to say all of those pretty words to you, but he made a promise to himself along with the one he made with you.
He wouldn’t wait for a perfect day to say his feelings anymore, from now on, whenever he felt like it, he would speak his mind.
“I hope it’s true…”, he whispered, and you were unsure if he was talking to you.
“What?”, you looked up at him, but he refused to meet your eyes.
“That the couples who make a wish on the first snow have it come true, because I want us to stay together forever”, he said it and you could see the redness slowly reaching his cheeks.
“I don’t know about the wish, but I’ll gladly make it work for the rest of my days, what about that?”
Your first snow together, your first snow fight together, and also your first love confession for one another. So what if it wasn’t the date he planned? He couldn’t wish for anything better.
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old-poptart · 6 months
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Hello it’s been awhile! ^^ Can I request Yashiro, Kou, and Mitsuba(alive) with a rich s/o who just loves to spoil them to death. Like giving them with so many gift and take them out to random places that are expensive?
(Take your time and have a nice day💖)
a/n: HELLOOOOOO!! it has been a while! IM SO SORRY IM DOING REQUESTS THIS LATE I JUST NOW HAD MOTIVATION 😭😭😭 school is rotting me to tha core 🧟‍♀️ ANYWAYSS ONTO THE HEADCANONZ!
warnings: cute stuff :3
Yashiro 🐠, Kou 🍽️, and Mitsuba (alive) 📸 with their rich s/o:
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Yashiro 🐠:
"oh, you didn't have to!"
dawg this girl is HEAD OVER HEELS for typa stuff
like... you attractive, go romantic things like taking her out on dates n such, and spoil her?!? who are you bro cmon now
at first she was a lil hesitant n nervous to accept these luxuries from her s/o but she was soon accustomed to it 🤭
she finds it soooooo sweet and charming, it's a nice way to tell her you love her!
i can tell that she absolutely geeked out sm when you took her out on her first expensive, fancy date
scratch that, her actual real first date where she doesn't do all tha work 😭😭😭
(real tho)
she will try anything and everything to pay you back, even if she never truly will in her eyes
the fact you're so attentive to details too when doing your gift giving just baffles her and sends her right back to la la land
"i saw these earrings that matched your favorite brooch, they're not as big and fancy as the other ones i've given you but-"
"MARRY ME."
overall she thinks that your love language of gift giving is very sweet, but nothing can top your love for her awwwww
Kou 🍽️:
"for me?!"
oh it's a competition for this boy
we all know our young lil exorcist comes from money
he loves your gift giving! he saves every gift you give him, they remind him of you 🤗
he'll even save the receipts from expensive dates and pin em to a board or take pictures of them and save them in an album on his phone
he has to pay you back somehow!
kou is determined to make you feel just as spoiled and gifted as he is
he fights offers to pay for meals, gets you jewelry, buys you new makeup/hair products when he knows you ran out, overall homeboy is a sucker for getting you back unknowingly you're gonna get him back in a bigger and better way
bro is blushING whenever you take him out ona cute cheesy date
you'd def take a picture of him and he's in the most awkward, goofy agh pose but it's so cute ugh he's adorabul 😓😓😓😓
like HE LOOKS SO TENSE BUT HES SMILING SO NERVOUSLY N HIS FANGS RGAGAGAGAGH
mb got carried away but yes this boy is a ray of sunshine take him out more spoil him to death
Mitsuba 📸:
"of course you'd spoil a cute guy like me!"
i don't know much about alive! mitsuba, but i do have a grasp that he isn't as cocky and is actually kinder
of course i feel like he'd show his true colors when he gets more comfortable with you further down the relationship LAMAOOA
dawg is so flustered n genuinely cheesing when he accepts one of the many expensive gifts from you
"FOR MEEEE?!!!!"
as yall get more comfortable with each other, he starts getting more snarky with his comments and reactions 💀
like like liekeoiek
"these hair clips are cute, but they'll never be as cute as me! obviously you'd wanna see me wear these so you can photograph me and save it for later!"
deep down he really admires the thought and effort you put into these gifts n spoiling him
blud was so nervous on his first fancy date LAMOOOO
he did NOT know what to do, bro couldn't even pronounce the dishes on the menu 😭😭😭
help him sound them out please
he'll try to make an attempt to give you back but horribly fails, at least he'll always have pictures of you at those dates to save
HOPE YOU ENJOY!
-ooga :D
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sarahs-secrets2 · 1 year
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Break up with your Girlfriend (Phillip Graves x Reader) 18+࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ
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Okay now time for Graves to be the cheater, guys I know I write a lot of cheating but its how I cope LMFAO (let's not get into it), don't be a homewrecker, and do not be a cheater 🙏🏼 I do not endorse what I write, I am just delulu
Based on break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored by Ariana Grande
gn! (no use of Y/N)
Word Count: 915
Warnings: cheating, sexual tension, swearing, pet names, slight nsfw (i think that's it?)
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After an intense mission, you found yourself and the other Shadows lounging in the common room. Almost everyone was accounted for but the Commander, your eyes scanned the room trying to find him. 
“Looking for Graves?”, one of the boys next to you spoke up nudging your arm, “We’ve all noticed”,
“Noticed what?” playing dumb was the smart option, you couldn't have the other Shadows thinking you had a thing for the Commander, it wasn't professional, especially in the life-or-death situations you found yourself in with the Company. 
“We all know you like him” another Shadow had chimed in on the conversation, “He’s got a girl back home ya know, tough luck” this got a laugh out of the others as they looked at you awaiting your next move. 
You slowly leaned back into the chair you were sat in, bringing a hand up to your mouth as you lightly bit your thumbnail, “That’s too bad, isn't it?” you were no longer looking in the room for Graves, your eyes found him in the hallway fiddling with a key to his office. “Well looks like it’s time for me to go” you stood up lightly patting the boys' backs next to you as you walked towards the Commander's office. Straightening your jacket as you approached the door, you heard wolf whistles from the common area which you responded to with a middle finger in their direction. 
Lightly knocking on the door, “It’s meeee” you spoke in a sing-song tone,
Graves opened the door, “Whaddya doin’ here, I thought y’all were hanging out down the hall?”. Stepping aside, allowing you to step into the office as he closed the door behind you. 
“What? I can't come hang out with my favorite Commander?” you laughed sitting in Graves’ chair, resting your feet on the mahogany desk as you got comfortable. 
Phillip tsked, and motioned his finger to signal you to remove your feet from the desk, complying to the orders as he spoke, “I’m your only Commander,” he laughed to himself as he stroked his jaw looking at you. Graves had a feeling he knew why you were sitting in his chair, in his office, pushing the limits from the second you walked in his door. It took everything in him to not give in, and he wasn't sure how much longer he was going to last. 
You spun the chair around to look at the shelves behind the desk, some family photos were tacked on the bulletin board. One caught your eye, Phillip Graves and the girlfriend. It was a cute photo, as much as you hated looking at it. The photo was worn with creases distorting the image a bit, it looked like it was taken on one of Graves’ deployment days. He looked slightly younger in it, but still handsome nevertheless. You could feel his eyes on you as you hovered over the bulletin board.
“Where’s my picture, Phil?” you got up, moving to the front of the desk, now sitting on top of it. 
“We haven't got a photo to put up there” he scratched the back of his neck, looking very obviously flustered at the idea. 
“Well, when are we gonna take one?” you smiled sweetly at him.
Despite how innocent you looked asking Graves, he knew your intentions, he wasn't dumb, it's exactly why he played into them. The attraction to you was impossible to ignore, despite having a girlfriend, but she wasn't here, you were. 
“I’ll take a picture whenever you want doll” he let the nickname slip out, it wasn't something he called anyone. It was reserved for his girlfriend, at home, but for some reason, his words wanted to push the boundary to pull you in more. 
“Doll,” you toyed with the name he had called you, “I like it, that my new call sign?”,
“Let’s keep that one in between us, yeah?” the Commander was now making his way towards you, his eyes were darker than usual. “Why’d you come in here” he now stood in front of you, his hand had made its way to the zipper of your jacket, slowly zipping it down to reveal a plain white shirt. 
“I think you know Phillip,” you looked up at him with hooded eyes, placing your hands on his chest.
“Say it for me” 
“Break up with your girlfriend” you whispered slowly. Graves let out an exhale as he tipped his head back slightly. 
“Now…” you could see the wheels turning as he thought about what you said, “This ain’t right” he mumbled.
“I never said it was, but here we are” your hands moving from his chest to his waist pulling him in closer. His hands moved to cup your face, closing the gap as he leaned in placing a slow kiss on your lips, both of you finally giving into the temptations. 
The two of you finally pulled away to catch your breaths, smiling at each other. The Commander rubbed his fingers on his temple, “What am I gonna do with you?”
“Come find me in the morning and show me,” you snuck out of Graves’ grasp, now heading to the door to leave. 
“I’ll see you then doll”, Phillip nodded his head at you as you let yourself out. 
You slowly shut the door behind you, the Shadows in the common area looking shocked as you threw them a wink while you headed back to your room to prepare for the morning. 
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This is lowkey like my first fic but just flipped, I can't tell which dynamic I like better hahah
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Random HB headcanons / thoughts I guess
(tw for some sexual mentions and cursing )
Mammon fucking HATES jingle bell rock
Asmodeus sending fizz "send this to someone you love!" Type of videos and fizz sends shit like this
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Just the thought that asmodeus ( the embodiment of lust ) believes love is not love without consent is honestly a great detail
Also thinking about how fizzarolli has eyebags
Millie can use a bow and arrowwwww
I think the human versions of blitzø and his family are indigenous, idk the nose and the skin tone, it might be a long shot but I like the idea yk
Also love seeing indigenous characters
Stolas loving outer space that's canon right
Imagine him as a kid just reading a shit ton of books about space and in any occurrence it's brought up now you know how the universe is going to end
Blitzø: I just need space-
Stolas: SPACE???????
I think after Octavia gets out of her super angsty teenager phase ( do not come after me I know it's more than an angsty "mom leave me alone I wanna be famous" thing, I'm kidding ) she would really like indie music
Like indie rock if that makes any sense
" with ♥️ from Ozzie " ON EVERYTHING OZ GIVES FIZZ URGAJF
I'm sorry but there neeeeeddsss to be more Millie appreciation
I kinda wish there was an episode that centers around her yk ?
Do you think imps nipples are white too like scars and freckles or am I weird
Ozzie posting on everything " YES THE RUMORS ARE TRUE THIS IS MY FUCKING SOULMATE" because for some reason there was a lot of controversy and debate if it was real or not
Then next to it it's a picture of him and fizz
People were PISSED
I thought mamom was played by bluey's dad bandit if I'm being completely honest I'm so sorry
Millie is spider man moxxie is hello kitty
Stella likes soup. What is she eating now? Oh some fucking soup. What's wrong with her icecub- SHE FROZE THE SOUP TO MAKE ICE CUBES-
Loona has a very bad picking at her skin habit, not really with her face but with her legs and arms ( human form obviously )
I LOVE HOW MUCH BLITZØ LOVES LOONA IM SORRYYYY
Fizz posting " FUCK ALL OF YOU" on all of his socials , deleting everything ( especially the sexually explicit things )
I think being a part of the circus is equivalent to trailer trash in hell
I mean look at em
I love it
Human form Ozzie would have THE MOST luscious hair ever
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This image just says so much about them as a pair it kills me
The way the animators just go above and beyond is just amazing to me
How did fizzarolli get the 2 minutes notice thing planned so quickly...........
" IM A KLOWN BITCH🤪 IM A KLOWN BITCH🤪🤞🏼"
Fizz over sharing as a teenager ( not projecting )
THAT ONE SCENW QITH STOLAS MOVING STELLAS HAND LITERALLY MADE MY FUCKING JAW DROP HOLY SHIT
HES LITERALLY TAKING BACK HIS LIFE
fizz really thought in "oops!" That he wasn't gonna make it out of the fire again
Like bro just put his knees to his chest and CRIED
IDK RHATS SK SAD TO MEEEE
Speaking of fizz how did that mark in the next episode get there? What was that? Idk if it was maybe a bruise from.. something.. I don't wanna say it was from mamon because that would defeat the purpose of his character being EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE and that emotional abuse is still abuse, but idk some people said it might be because of him?
Can you tell I'm obsessed with fizzarolli
The sexual harassment rep.... People who have experienced sh usually think "it's not as bad as *other s3xual trauma* so I'm just being dramatic" ( I say this from experience ) but it ABSOLUTELY IS AND SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED. It's still something you're not comfortable with. Fizz brushing it off as "oh well they're just fans who express their love differently!" Should not have been taught to him.
I'm not slightly projecting again. Nuh uh
Ozzie can play saxophone. He just gives me the vibe.
MILLIE CANNOTTTT KEEP A PLANT ALIVE FOR SHIT BRO
MOXXIE?? UH MAYBE A MONTH. 2 MAX. MILLIE? ITS DEAD WITHIN A DAY.
Loona: I AM NOT PUTTING THAT ON
blitzø: JUST ONE FUCKING FAMILY PICTURE LOONA-
Beezlebubs design just screams if kesha. Even if they didn't mean to.
Millie getting stuck in trees as a kid and being too scared to get down
Was Barbies real name barbie or is that a nickname? Or was it for the sake of the circus ( like blitzøs name being .. well blitzø )
Millie name is short for Amelia maybe? People used to call her Lia but she hated it so much she started writing her nickname Millie on everything.
People saying they hated / thought the stolas human design could've been better can go FUCK themselves HONESTLY
Blitzø and fizzs as teenagers going to their town center and being like "?????? Why is everything so FANCY it's AMAZING"
Octavia can't handle spicy things for SHIT
Look at their British asses
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They cough at smelling PEPPER
Stolas just randomly texting Octavia "you're so beautiful darling! Have a nice day <3 -your dad" or "don't forget to eat! -your dad" ( he texts like that IDC )
FUCK STELLA ME AND MY HOES HATE THAT BITCH
Octavia writes poetry! It's actually really good
Okay so I have this headcanon that in the HELLUVA BOSS universe that songs like contoursionist, toxic ( by ashnikko ), tunnel vision and agorah hills, NYMPHOLOGY, and he has this "one last show" thing where he preforms these songs and HE IS SCREAMING SOME OF HIS OWN SONGS
But that would also defeat his character development so I'll just imagine him singing this songs in the car or smth
Mamon having to do some toxic gossip train shit
I WANMA SAY OZZIE HAS TWO OLDER SISTERS BUT IDK IF THAT WOULD WORKKKKK
Millie kills the spider.
I think that may be all okay byeeee
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foap-enjoyer · 6 months
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2023 Halloween funny moments.
Bit of a different kind of post than normal, but I just wanted to share with the world.
I answer my door each year on Halloween (In the UK) with my many, many animals (snakes, lizards, spiders, ect), and these are some of the best responses I've gotten to each animal this specific year:
With pictures!
So trigger warning for snakes/lizards/cockroaches/tarantulas.
Lizard (Bearded dragon) (adult) - Is that a gecko? - Oh mum look, it's a... it's... a dinosaur? - Oh wow, that's cool. It's a Komodo lizard thing, right? - Mum! Mum look! He has an armadillo-thingy! - Oh my teacher used to have one of those. It died, I think. - It licked me IT LICKED ME I'M GOING TO DIE - Oh my God it's ACE, HI ACE I KNOW YOU (People know my lizard more than me..)
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Snake (Royal 'ball' Python) (adult) - Holy SHIT - Get that thing away FROM MEEEE - Why would you own one of those. Respectfully, Mr.. snake.. owner, sir? - That's one wicked worm my guy - Is it a boa constrictor? I know snakes really well. - I WANNA HOLD IT MUM CAN I HOLD IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - I like snakes. They like violence, like me. ("Oh, actually he's very shy and gentle...") I don't like this snake. - MUM IT'S THE SNAKE MAN! (I'm well known in these parts as the 'reptile man' haha)
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~ Snake (Hognose snake) (adult) - Why can't I hold this snake? ("Because he's very mean. He eats children") *cries* ("Only bad children, I promise!") *cries harder* - He's ginger! Ewwww! - He's very small... But it's the personality that counts, hey mate? - It's a cornsnake! With a.. oh. It's nose is deformed. Was it inbred?
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~ Tarantula (Nhandu Chromatus/Brazillian Red 'n' white) (adult) - FUCK NO. FUCK. NO. - PISS OF YA DAFT CUNT (To the spider, not me... I think?) - Is it fluffy? Like a dog, I mean. It looks spiky, like a hedgehog. - Can I hold it? ("No, I'm sorry, they're fragile) Wow I've been lied to I thought they were tough as hell. - You, yeah both of you, you've got issues. - It looks like a Tony or something. Is it called Tony? - That fuckers bigger than my face, you feed him fingers or something?
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~ Tarantula (Brachypelma hamorii/Mexican red knee) (baby) - Oh my God... You know what? That's kind of cute. - Mum, can we get one? "Fuck no, Tyler." - It's... what exactly does it do ("Nothing?") well that's boring. - It at least looks cuter than the house-spider I let stay in the corner of my room. He's called Terry.
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~ Madagascan hissing cockroaches (adults) - Why would you own these. - Oh these are those hissing ones... Why aren't they hissing? - It bit me ("It's just her legs holding on") damn gurl you got some daggers on your feet - Can I steal them - Can I eat them - Can I take a selfie with them? - What are their names? ("Oh they're named after Mario princesses-") DAMN where's Princess Peach? PEACH?? PEACH WHERE ARE YOU?! (Don't worry, he found Peach, Peach is the third one. Yes, I can tell them apart)
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Just a small reminder that I am an actual professional with these animals and I don't recommend doing this for Halloween unless you know what you're doing and, more importantly, know your animal (especially with tarantulas!). I did not let any child or adult hold my tarantulas nor my hognose (They're venomous, even if it's a small dose, allergic reactions may occur), and I know my python well enough to know he'll never strike, same with my beardie.
These are, also, not the only animals I have. I have thirteen in total :)
Just a lil notice! All fun though! Hope you enjoyed!
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bots-and-cons · 1 year
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What are your headcanons with bots/cons of your choice, in regards to having a human charge that viewed them as a parental figure. Whether they’re orphaned or not is up to you. When she grows into adulthood, she asks the bot/con to walk them down the aisle on their wedding day in their Holoforms. I believe that’s what they’re called. And what do you think the bot/con’s reaction would be upon being asked.
Sorry I haven posted in a while, I've been pretty busy. I have the "low contrast blue" theme or whatever it's called in use on my phone and it changes the text color on some posts and it annoys meeee. I did the two big mechs and this was a joy to write, hope you like it too
~Megatron~
•Megatron isn’t really familiar with human marriage rituals, so he doesn't’ really understand the significance
•But when you explain it to him, he feels very honored you would choose him for such an important task
•He asks why you would choose him and you tell him since your dad has passed, and he’s like a father figure to you, you immediately thought of him the first time someone brought it up
•You help him pick a tux and accessories, and he’s pretty adorned with rings and such, because he likes them
•Megatron insists the two of you practice the whole thing, because he doesn’t want to get it wrong, he doesn’t really ask you to do it, he just tells you that the two of you are going to practice it
•The closer you get to the wedding, the more nervous he gets, well maybe nervous is not the right word, but more like irritated because he’s nervous
•When the big day finally comes, Megatron is very happy for you, of course he was happy for you before too
•It’s a joyous occasion and even though Megatron looks very stoic walking you down the aisle, in his head he’s tearing up
•He doesn’t really socialice much at the wedding, but he’s definitely the favorite of all the aunties and the women folk in general, because he’s very handsome
•Especially after some of the aunties get some wine in them, he gets very popular
~Optimus Prime~
•Optimus is somewhat familiar with human marriage, and he knows of the traditions
•That’s mostly through media and stuff he’s read
•But he does understand how big of an honor it is you would ask him to do this
•He’s very proud of you for all your achievements and he kind of starts going through your life in his head, because he’s just on a nostalgia trip and he’s thinking about how you got to that point in your life
•Optimus is damn near in tears, and you ask him if he’s okay, because he didn’t actually answer you yet
•He tells you he would be honored to walk you down the aisle
•The wedding gets closer and closer, and pretty much a week before you both realize that Optimus can’t exactly attend in his normal “cardigan and jeans” holoform so you need to choose him a tux and shoes and stuff
•You’re busy with your wedding preparations and you don’t really have time to help them decide on the clothes
•So the trouble trio steps in and luckily Jack is the voice of reason and stops Miko from making some pretty dramatic decisions with the tux
•When the day comes, Optimus is pretty nervous and he finds that his hands are shaking because of it
•It’s a wonderful day and Optimus is so very happy for you, and he cries quietly as he walks you down the aisle
•When he gives you to your partner, he squeezes your hand and kisses you on the cheek, before going to sit down
•He can only be there for the ceremony and a few pictures afterwards, before he has to return to the team, but it means so much to him and to you
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