Breaking News: Olympics consider whether or not to invite stoat athletes next year.
After the shocking win of Jaysohn Lastname last week, conversations about letting them compete in next years competition have commenced.
“The fact that he broke the record on his first try is astounding,” Peter Ueberroth, chair of the Los Angeles Olympic Organizing Committee, said.
Lastname’s long jump measured at 14.7 meters, almost doubling the previous record of 8.9 meters.
Bob Beamon, previous record holder, argued that it wasn’t a fair competition.
“It’s like letting a cheetah participate in the 100 meter dash. There’s just no way for a human to win,” Beamon said.
It did come to a surprise that the stoat was able to jump so far. While the other competitors only had two legs to run on, each step was longer than a stoat.
Nevertheless, when Lastname went up to jump, he suddenly grew large, blue arms, and used them to hurtle himself the impressive distance.
When asked how he did that, Lastname simply said “Jaysohn rules!”
According to Dr. Tara Steel, stoats are able to absorb and use radiation for their incredible feats.
This has led to some questions about how safe it is for these stoats to compete. Dr. Steel has previously said that the radiation is only a minor danger, releasing radiation comparable to that released by the sun.
“Yeah, it should be fine,” Dr. Lila Lastname, Jaysohn’s sister and first stoat physicist, said.
The UN has currently stalled in recognizing the land within Ukrainian borders as it’s own country.
Jeane Kirkpatrick, US ambassador to the united nation, explained that there is very little political gain for such a move.
“These stoats are just little guys,” Kirkpatrick said.
There’s also the problem that these stoats have very little economic or social ties with the rest of the world.
“It also feels a little weird to have a country named Stoat Place.” Kirkpatrick explained. “I think it would help their efforts to change the name.”
“We are not changing the name,” Thorn Vale, Stoat Ambassador, has repeatedly said.
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[ID: Digital drawings of original characters Lila and Redd. Lila is a white, tall, lanky, goth trans girl with with very pale skin, lilac eyes, pointy ears with two industrial piercings and large stretched lobes, angel bites and a lip ring on her lips, and very long lilac hair in a high ponytail with v-shaped bangs, long strands by her ears, and the sides of her head shaved. She's wearing dramatic black and purple makeup, a black choker, a frilly black dress, a purple corset, black arm warmers and open-toed platform boots, black and purple striped legwarmers, fishnet thigh-highs, and her nails are long and black. Redd is a white, short, chunky, country trans guy with warmer skin with freckles and acne, shaggy dirty-blonde hair, brown eyes, and patchy facial hair. He is wearing a striped gray beanie hat, a red flannel shirt with a gray undershirt, warm grey ripped jeans, and brown work boots.
The first image shows a front and side view of the both of them from the neck up, and the second image shows them standing with their full bodies visible, showing their heights. The top of Redd's head reaches the bottom of Lila's chest. The background on both images is a pale green. end ID]
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what if you always wanted to be a vampire and fall in love with a werewolf and you met someone who always wanted to be a werewolf and fall in love with a vampire and then you both got turned into the Other Monster and you were both transgender. what then.
anyway meet lila and redd :) will post more monster-y pics as soon as i draw redd in monster mode
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So, they paired Kagami with Felix instead of Adrien. After all that talk about looks are not whats important she gets paired with adriens identitcal cousin.
Now let's look at Kagami in the plot. We all know she was introduced as a love rival for marinette. Adrigami and Lukanette just kinda happened in season 3 there (for like 2 seconds but still).
And I'm not saying Luka's any similar to Kagami because he isnt but what if they try doing the same thing to him they did to kagami, pairing him up with ANOTHER girl with dark hair and blue eyes. Hmm, let's see, who do we know with the same looks as Marinette...
OH NO.
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Weird, specific things i associate with the umbrellas
Luther: The kind of hot sweat after you do something physically taxing, except you’re not tired, just sweaty, and your breathing feels kind of surreal.
Diego: Finding weird cuts on yourself and having no memory of when you got them.
Allison: Adrenaline fueled debates/arguments where you’re typing or speaking way faster than you knew you could.
Klaus: damn bro I mean Klaus just is an oddly specific experience/thing in himself Taking off your shoes, rolling up your pants or hiking up your skirt and jumping into a fountain. The splashes get your clothes wet anyways.
Five: When your lip bleeds way more than it needs to and you’re just stuck constantly wiping blood off your face.
Ben: Screaming an actual scream. Like the blood-curdling siren kind of scream you wouldn’t be able to do even if you actually tried under normal circumstances.
Viktor: Feeling the calluses on your fingers just for no reason.
BONUSES:
Grace: When you pull on a baste stitch and the fabric gathers into folds.
Lila: Chipping your nail polish by scraping at it absentmindedly.
Eudora: Walking in new boots/heels down a sidewalk (and feeling like you could kick people and it would hurt them).
Sissy: Swirling a glass of wine (regardless of whether or not you’re actually going to drink it).
Dave: Unspiralling a cinnamon roll to eat it.
Raymond: Being twirled during a dance but being taller than the person twirling you, so you have to duck down under their arm.
The Handler: The type of ponytail that hurts.
Reginald: When you get excited about something you did and tell someone but the person you’re talking to very obviously doesn’t care.
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Textposts for ADOSM/AGOS/ACOL
Image credits go to @kiranightart / kiranightart.tumblr.com
Text credits to the people who are now the vine of Tumblr
These suck a lot (quality wise), but I did this on a bus, on the way to class lmao.
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