#listen. it was funny in my head.

[scificrows]

uhhh so you know those birds with arms memes? yeah. sorry. featuring the mug from @homosekularnost's mug saga (because art deserves it).

#yeah i am just out here murderbot shitposting at this point #listen. it was funny in my head. #i just think ART deserves to have middle fingers okay? #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #asshole research transport #𓄿 #that last one is like. you know those pet-shaming photos? that #i was going to make way more but then i realized that maybe. this is enough. #i do have like 8 different versions of the one with the sign #because i am normal #:)

[linktoo-doodles]

i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth

#laius thorden #laios touden #kabru #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #Linktoo art #labru #narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway #the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me #its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations #just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him #the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him #hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process #meanwhile #laius is just autistic

[knifefightandchill]

RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE (2023)

mendez flinging leon around like a sack of potatoes

#re4r #resident evil 4 remake #reedit #re4redt #gamingedit #Leon Kennedy #bitores mendez #my gifs #flashing gif tw #the last one where he just freaking ragdolls like botw link #i don't know why i find it so funny #the caption sounded funner in my head but listen #it's all for fun #i just couldn't help myself #i'm not convinced that leon even has bones #or ever had bones #and that kick to the chest like #his poor sternum #leon s kennedy

[turtleblogatlast]

Big Mama must have lost some serious standing in the yokai underworld because it’s gotten apparent that she keeps being beaten by a small group of teenagers and the occasional rat man, and when it’s not them then she’s taking L’s from her own schemes working against her.

And in the ensuing power vacuum, the Hamatos accidentally become the most feared crime family known to all the big bads of the Hidden City.

After all, they’ve publicly outplayed Big Mama multiple times, a couple of them have taken out the heads of two of the most well known criminal organizations, one took out Heinous Green, two are responsible for the destruction of Witch Town, they have ties to both the infamous Baron Draxum and Captain Piel, they won the Doom Dome death race, they’re Battle Nexus Champions, they’ve displayed insane feats of power and defeated impossibly strong enemies, most of them have been to jail, and they regularly mingle with humans.

You can just imagine the notoriety they’d accumulate from word of mouth alone.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise of the tmnt #I didn’t even list everything the Hamatos are MENACES #it’s so funny #bonus if none of the Hamatos realize how terrifying their presence in the Hidden City has become #every time Leo goes to bother Hueso the guy just has his head in his hands like Pepino…I JUST got my brother out of crime…and now you???’ #Leo’s just like ‘lmao what crime’ #meanwhile a trail of destruction follows them wherever they go #just look at the library smh #the small time yokai villains hearing about how scary the fam is and having two different reactions #one being no way are we talking about the same babies tripping over themselves and barely beating anyone #the other is oh god I barely escaped with my LIFE huh #sunita listening to all the worry her parents have about this new ‘Hamato Family’ and laughing inside #she tells April and April keeps it a secret to see how long it takes the others to realize it #when accused of crime Donnie accidentally and largely unprompted starts denying his digital asset thefts and then has to deny he denied it #when he learns of what is thought of them Raph has a crisis the poor boy #Mikey’s happy they’re ‘known for being a family!:)’ #he - kinda terrifyingly - kinda likes the thought of that lol #Leo: 🤔 think I could go back to that hair spa then? (no) #in their defense while they are MENACES society is ALSO a menace to THEM

[notllorstel]

I blacked out for 2 hours and came back to with this image in my head

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt the movie #rottmnt krang #llorsdood #fanart #spoilers #for the sick armour asdsfsfa #Listen as badass the armour is #it was so funny for me cause my focus kept shifting between the armour’s head and kraangs face #that half the time I just ended up staring at the chest 🤣 #well if the rottmnt crew will know of me from crop top krang so BE IT

[smultronviol]

Ppl going "waaahh unpopular opinion but Alice is kind of annoying and obnoxious and I don't think I'd like be her friend irl" is so funny to me bc like.

God forbid a cast of characters be multifaceted and have actual flaws and unpleasant aspects other than "grr angsty hero" and "whoops i'm so clumsy". Sometimes character dynamics and arcs need to be prioritized above "who would i personally be niceys with irl"

2. bro just WAIT until you hear about season 1 jon lol

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #season 1 jon was obnoxious and sometimes a straight up ASSHOLE and you were supposed to find him kinda grating!!! #yes alice IS a bit annoying and too much sometimes (esp in the first episodes) and i love that <3 #like. its p obvious that she uses the over the top-thing as a shield (to push ppl away/as a defense mechanism/to avoid being vulnerable) #we see her drop the act sometimes w ppl like teddy and sam who she actually feels comfortable around (and who know and understand her) #but like. she's stuck in a job she hates and is kind of afraid of (she KNOWS smth abt the horrors and is keeping her head down to survive) #(shes obviously afraid of sam going to far bc she KNOWS its dangerous) #so yes her act gets too much sometimes and yes sometimes she crosses the line into straight up mean (esp against gwen) #(but their dynamic is a whole other can of worms) #but like. i'm pretty sure its supposed to be seen that way. the audience isnt supposed to just find her kooky funny #the facade is supposed to be dismantled by the viewer etc etc #kind of like SEASON 1 JON the obnoxious bastard!!!!!!! #like. if you ever think alice is too mean towards gwen pls listen to s1 jon again and how he speaks abt martin?? #from a position as his boss no less? ngl i wanted to throttle him sometimes #you kinda forget abt it in the later seasons and if you only engage w fandom content. but like. go back and listen to the shit #he actually says. jesus christ man. i remember kinda hating him in the beginning #and to be clear i love jon! i think hes a great character! #and like. its almost as if his early season personality and facade was an important setup for his character development #and relationships with the other characters??? #but anyway 'alice is kind of annoying' is not an unpopular opinion its literally the FUCKING POINT #and both her and jon are my sweet baby angels <3 #alice dyer #jon sims #(and obviouslyyy you're still allowed to dislike a character ppl can have their own opinions etc etc etc. i just personally find it funny)

[skitskatdacat63]

Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits

#i have many feelings i shall not disclose about this clip #but i thought abt it again bcs in some fic i was reading it had fernando saying 'joder' #AND THIS CLIP JUST SHOT DIRECTLY INTO THE FOREFRONT OF MY BRAIN #fernando season 1 truly fed us so well #like seriously that show is a fernando fans wet dream theres just...so much...interesting...stuff... #i kept having to replay this clip bcs aaaahhhhhhhh my god.......the cursing...the low tone...the rolling Rs #wdym this clip is about being ahead in a race? all i can hear is sexy cursing and that it is brilliant :) #and nando himself listening back to the clip and just nodding confidently...I AM DEAD HE KILLED ME #(im not really used to reading Spanish J(too used to English J and German J) so the H sound doesnt really pop into my head immediately) #(so i could never really like visualize Spanish speaking charas saying words like joder in a sexy way) #(and then they showed that part in the show and my brain leaked out of my head) #*not actually strollonso but strollonso in my heart because this clip is how I visualize dom Fernando hehehe #i dont remember the ep i think it was either 4 or 5 #i think itd be funny if it was 4 tho bcs i think that ep had the most insane clips and gave so much content #(that one had kitty fernando/carlando sr gay drama scene/nando getting railed(thematically)/etc) #fernando alonso #fernando(show) #fa14 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 #we do a little bit of f1 #fernando s1e5

[0vergrowngraveyard]

random idea:

the restoration sends tails on a solo mission that was just supposed to be checking something out, nothing dangerous at all, but everything goes wrong and the kit is now missing (probably kidnapped or something idk) and everyone in the restoration is drawing straws to see who’s going to be the one to tell a certain speedy blue hedgehog that his little brother is gone and they don’t know where he is

#graveyardtxt #been listening to a lot of horror stories recently so i definitely had a horror theme in mind while thinking of this #but i do think the image of jewel. amy. and maybe like 3 other people all sweating bullets #is really funny #because sonic is going to be here soon and someone has to tell him #sonic then proceeds to tear mobius apart #idk just another storyline i’m now spinning around in my head

[sassyminnesotan]

Cult of the Lightless Flame be like

#this was the main thing running through my head for ep 139 it was so funny #imagining a bunch of fire cultists suddenly realizing that by creating a chosen one it's means they now have a baby to deal with #the magnus archives #em listens to tma #in which i say things #in which i review things

[jeysuso]

#congratulations, jonathan!

#stedit #strangerthingsedit #jargyleedit #jargyle #jonathan byers #argyle #stranger things #charlie heaton #eduardo franco #* #listen i don't usually go here #but i was giffing and i saw it and i couldn't get it out of my head #because who doesn't want argyle to call them a good boy??? #i know i sure do #and i'm not even a boy #i'm a good part time girl sort of kind of #gender is a funny spectrum #anyways #jonathan byers has a praise kink bye #mine #mine*

[pyre-sea]

More sketches that I forgot about: Notebook edition.

#none of these felt deserving of their own post so you get a comp #listen the idea of little luffy unlocking g5 is so funny to me listen #just two older brothers and their emotional support cryptid brother with unfathomable power #anyways on another topic I know Luffy and water arent compatible but he deserves to get into splash fights with his friends as a treat. #I used to fill my hat up with water and then dump it on my brother's head whenever we went to the lake. I think Luffy would do that too #no other comments i just wanted to talk about luffy lol #one piece #fanart #fan art #luffy #monkey d. luffy #sketch #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #nami op #tony tony chopper #chopper #trafalgar law #eustass kid #sabo #portgas d. ace #ace op #one piece spoilers #gear 5 luffy #op spoilers

[paradimeart]

UPRIGHT: Sudden change, upheaval, chaos, revelation, awakening

#my art #SH:TA #sherlock holmes the awakened #frogwares holmes #frogwares watson #< ? once again idk how im supposed to tag these guys #i had an image of this in my head on its own just as a visual reference to the tarot card but then when i did a little research #i was like Hoho this is very fitting #and then i blacked out for 3 days and this was on my screen #i started listening to sherlock n co also while working on this its VERY funny. im sure theres tons of references that are going #over my head but personally i just like that watson sometimes has the exact same way of speaking as wheatley from portal 2

[murdermitties]

so basically @theoriginalkittypet i enjoy this idea VERY MUCH

#kat murmur #listen listen!! he lives in my head #and i find him very funny #funky old mythic kitty cat #weird boy weird boy love lion god #eye strain #cw eye strain

[waterme-stories]

My Top Blorbos of 2023!

Thanks @virgo-dream for the fun template! And @bil-daddy for keeping it surreal.

(and very big thank you to the folks in the Spiderpool and Cablepool and @ageplay-may servers. This year was a Lot and y'all kept me sane and engaged with the world.)

#I'll admit to some creative license for the sake of the bit #“three different versions of Spider-Man and two OCs who I never talk about but who have lived in my head since middle school” #just doesn't make as funny a graphic #also as an aside I wasn't sure how much I should include in the image description for such a complicated image? #I wasn't sure if I should describe everything? Or shorten it for faster listening time? I'm always open to feedback on my IDs! #blorbo wrapped #spider man #spideypool #hobie brown #spider punk #across the spiderverse #cable & deadpool #cablepool #deadpool #nathan summers #bildad the shuhite #bildaddy #spider man noir #peter benjamin parker #andrew garfield #(honorary) #peter parker #spider verse #wade wilson #good omens #cable #spotify wrapped #image description in alt

[ind1c0lite]

FINALLY yall get to see this lmao, basically Ive had an au (??) rattling around in my head where Apollo decides to hire Kay, a private investigator, to help him find and track down his birth mother, shenanigans ensue, some more things abt it under the cut (feel free to ask anything abt it it lives rent free in my head JHKLJ)

-Most likely takes place a year after SOJ- Though I havent actually watched it for myself yet so Im just going off of info from the wiki HGJKHL

-Kay is 26! shes been a PI for about 3 years now and has gained a rep for being VERY good at her job

-Apollo approaches her with basically nO info or leads and while its gonna Make their job MUCH harder, Kay decides to take it on anyways on the condition that Apollo acts as her assistant during this case

-Basically this is just Apollos lil secret mission for himself, he doesnt tell anyone else abt it since its so emotionally heavy for him

-Im not sure exactly /how/ theyd do it, but I do know that Apollos bracelet would be the best bet after looking through way too much paperwork, probably via finding out what its made out of it since its a special kind of metal

- Basically it'd go like: Find out who commissioned said bracelet > turns out it was Magnifi Gramarye > Uh Oh.PNG > Theres only one woman who was in Troupe Gramarye > Apollo crisis whenever he sees Trucy now > He needs more proof though beside that > Kay finds an older recording of Troupe Gramarye, Thalassa is seen out of costume, wearing both bracelets > Well it cant be just coincidence now > He Is Now a lil Magician man > Now they have to find Thalassa > Turns out shes dead > find out that she didnt ACTUALLY die, Magnifi faked her death> not sure how they would get from here to finding out Thalassa is Lamiroir > Also find out that Phoenix has knwon this entire time and didnt tell either trucy or Apollo > mixed emotions over aLL of it but GOD Apollo is just happy to know his mother is still alive

-I like to think that Trucy joins Apollo and kay at some point in their investigation since shes directly involved at that point

-Maybe a small side plot where Apollo hasnt told Kay about the perceive thing and so he knows shes lying about /something/ unrelated to their case (the whole being the yatagarasu deal)

-overall I think Kay and Apollo would be good friends they could ABSOLUTELY match each others energy and it'd be a good time, they're trans girl trans guy solidarity

-It /c o u l d/ be like an Investigations like plot wheres theres different cases that all tie into the greater mystery OR finding his mom is the focus of it Im not totally sure yet hjgkhlj

#ace attorney #apollo justice #kay faraday #indys art #Ive been calling this 'Sirens echo au' in my head cause I think im funny HJGKHLJK #I REALLY wanted to use my older kay design and idea SOMEWHERE and the seCOND I thought of this I was so excited hgkjhlj #listen apollo deserves at least one parental figure whos alive alright #if capcom wont resolve this plot line i WILL goddamnit

[glitterghost]

Babysitter Vessel trying to get ii, iii, & iv to wind down, by reading them a bedtime story.

#sleep token #worshitposting #the way i laughed when this popped in my head #please if you dont know this book thrn listen to it #samuel l jackson narrates it and its just so funny #🖤🖤🖤 #then* #i have no idea if this will be as funny to anyone else like it is to me but 🫶 thanks for putting up with me