#manipulate mansplain manslaughter

[melmedarda]

Manipulate, mansplain, manslaughter.

⸻ part 1/? of phrases in threes, arcane in meme.

#manipulate mansplain manslaughter #arcaneedit #arcane lol #arcane #arcane league of legends #ambessa medarda #viktor #jinx #jinx arcane #arcane viktor #viktor arcane #arcane jinx #showedit #animationedit #arcane netflix #FINALLY BRAVE ENOUGH TO POST A BLENDED SET!! #next up is gaslight gatekeep girlboss! can you guess the arcane characters i'm gonna use for that set? #i'll be doing malewife and manwhore separately <3 #would have added more text but this was hell to compress for tumblr #arcane in meme

[in-flvx]

A very Remus move: get drunk. Tell Sirius that you love him. Sirius will then simmer in his crush until it turns into full on love over night.

Next morning: wake up. Tell Sirius that you could never be together. Tell him you were just lying before to get him to back off. It's a lie, of course.

Next move: get your heart broken when Sirius actually backs off, bc he respects your boundaries and doesn't want to impose. When Sirius starts dating someone else, get hyper jealous and wallow in self pity. Don't talk to anyone about it. But badmouth Sirius' new partner and belittle them every given chance

#Remus lupin #Remus lupin core #Sirius Black #toxic relationship #Idk it feels so Remus to me #Manipulate mansplain manslaughter #Wolfstar #Toxic wolfstar

[cpffd]

#the thundermans #max thunderman #manipulate mansplain manslaughter

[cryptid-crawly]

No wonder all the other avatars clowned on jon the whole time. They spent like 50 years dealing with Gertrude “I’m the thing monsters see in their nightmares” Robinson. Years having the Archivist boogeyman in the closet and then this uptight twink comes in with zero knowledge and zero explosives? Like no wonder they gave our mans a hard time. It’s like going from Darth Vader out there stalking you to a wet cat in a sweatervest.

#imagine the one thing even monsters fear suddenly disappears and is replaced by a sock puppet #look the point is #they clowned on jon hard because they couldn’t do shit to gertrude #Gertrude was so terrifying out of all the horrible cursed ways she could’ve died she had to be killed like a normal person with a gun #because even the things that go bump in the night did not dare interfere with her #and when they did it did not end well for them #Gertrude is both #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #and #manipulate mansplain manslaughter #I’m obsessed with this old woman #Jonny sims said we need more diverse and realistic representation of women in media and he followed thru #actually TMA has a lot of old people that would kill me and I think that’s very neat #Gertrude is so funny she’s not even web-aligned in her solutions #she’s like #i see a problem I blow it up #Gertrude vs the fears is unstoppable force vs immovable object #i like to believe the real reason Elias chose jon is bc he went #‘who is the most pathetic wet cat looking person around here’ #saw jon and went #‘perfect no way the avatars can resist bullying him’ #TMA #TMA spoilers #idk what I tagged this w already #my mind is entirely on gertrude #gertrude robinson #spoilers #the magnus archives #kori stuffs

[kettlefire]

I need like 15+ hour list of Justice League fics where the premise is "Manipulate, Mansplain, or Manslaughter" a way through whatever trouble and it's just Bruce/Batman always defaulting to Manwhore, and it works.

Every.

Single.

Time.

Without fail.

#dcu #dc #batfamily #the batfamily #batkids #batdad #batman #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #mansplain manipulate manslaughter #mansplain manipulate manwhore #fandom things #fandom #multi fandom blog #fanfiction writer #fanfic #Plz I need recs

[valdrift]

*IN TEARS* LUCIEN U SUCK SO BAD

#cr #critical role #tneol #the nine eyes of lucien #lucien tavelle #cree deeproots #doods #lucien manipulate mansplain manslaughter

[iambecomeahamburger]

secret history be like:

#Kellposting #kelsier fornite #kelsier mistborn #secret history #brandon sanderson #cosmere #cremposting #cosmere memes #mistborn memes #could he be any less of a girlboss? #kelsier fornite is the epitome of gaslight gatekeep girlboss #and also mansplain manipulate manslaughter #and i think that is very sexy of him personally

[barryroyco]

just remembered chase’s name is robert. no it is not. like who is calling him ROB. robby. bob. bobert. he’d be barbie before he’d be bobby.

#medical malpractice barbie #robert chase #dr chase #house md #jesse spencer #mansplain manipulate manslaughter

[saywhatyouwillbut]

oh the Way grover worked ares toward agreeableness while flattering him, then got him talking about the solstice. absolutely love it when the “nice” character uses the assumption of their goodness to pull out the smoothest, nastiest manipulation to further their goals while still remaining good at heart

#he’s SO character actually #clearly the gaslight/manipulated of the trio #annabeth is gatekeep/mansplain #percy is girlboss/manslaughter #sorry i don’t make the rules #pjo show #pjo tv #pjo renaissance #grover underwood #percy jackson #annabeth chase

[fandom-madness69]

I can't mansplain, manipulate or malewife my way outta this one.

Manslaughter it is

#lotor #prince lotor #vld lotor #mansplain #manipulate #manwife #manslaughter #voltron legendary defender

[agentmilayawithshield]

Coriolanus Snow - a proud graduate of Grant Ward School for Mass Manipulation.

#the hunger games #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #agents of shield #daisy johnson #grant ward #i knew that mf looked familiar #mansplain manipulate manslaughter #I will bring up AOS in every fandom discussion

[reireichu]

they didnt allow claudia to reach this modern era because if she said “lol okay boomer” to lestat, it would promptly end his career, his soul, his will to live and probably cause his hair to fall out.

#claudia de pointe du lac #claudia iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #claudia is here to end all careers #she is the bane of his existence and the object of his ire #she invented gaslight gatekeep girlboss #she rejects lestat’s attempt to mansplain manipulate and manslaughter #interview with the vampire amc

[cannibalovers]

important question,

#inspired by iconsumethesoulsofthedamned for their ghosting poll? yeah perhaps #ive been wondering about this one ok #nelly furtado #maneater #hannibal #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter #murder husbands #in my opinion will is manipulate mansplain manslaughter #and hannibal is gatekeep gaslight girlboss #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen #hannibal poll #poll #i am surprisingly yet to see a hannibal edit to maneater #unless i saw one and forgot #if thats the case then thats disgraceful of me

[rhysandsbiggesthater]

Enid: i don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain or malewife our way out of this.

Wednesday: Manslaughter it is 🔪😀

#wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wednesday and enid #wenclair #nevermore #this is literally them #mansplain manipulate malewife #manslaughter #they are canon #yes i am gatekeeping #i don’t care

[transmascnaotoshirogane]

four has a list on how to get out of dangerous situations i think

#they all boil down to 'manipulate manwhore mansplain manslaughter' #the rainbow twinks #rainbow ramblings #oliver and dex #the rainbows linked universe tag #linked universe #lu #linked universe four #lu four

[murderandcoffee]

I like to think that Martin is sort of like the kind of manipulator that makes you feel comfortable. He makes you feel at home and like you can trust him, then he fucking gets you.

And Jon is his boyfriend :)

yes :) #mansplainmanipulatemalewife

#or mansplain manipulate manwhore. or mansplain manipulate manslaughter. martin contains multitudes #god that's a lot of m words #ask murderandcoffee #anonymous #martin blackwood #tma #jmart