coming to meet your parents - obey me! hcs
trying to be a little more consistent with posts, so here's a couple thoughts that came to mind when discussing families with a friend!
{also, don't mind any format changes, trying new things!}
prompt: you've got a visit with your parents coming up, but you're not sure who'd be a good choose to bring..
genre: general, you/your pronouns, gn!mc
pairings: bros + dateables (minus luke)
You were visiting home soon, very soon actually, and your family wanted to meet these new brothers. After you said that you met them on an exchange program, they were all very sweet towards you.. And who knows what else you spurted out when rambling on and on about them. Your parents always gave you weird looks when you talked about how good they were, and you never realized when you talked about it until they cut in, “Are you sure they’re everything you say they are?”
With a pounding headache creeping up at the thought of all seven of them coming up with you and causing chaos in your parents home, you snapped your pencil lead and cursed under your breath before looking through your bag for your sharpener, only for a familiar hand to appear beside you with one in his palm.
“How’s my favorite student doing?”
“Oh, haha,” You dryly responded, your nose scrunching up at Solomon as you took his sharpener, “You only said that because I snapped my pencil, huh?”
“You were also staring rather intensely at your paper beforehand.” You let out a sigh and began explaining your situation to him, his face beamed and you couldn’t help but worry at the look of pure joy on his face as the two of you approached..
Lucifer
He didn’t like the idea when it came from Solomon
But then he saw your pleading eyes,, He can’t say no to you,,
When going up, he goes by Lucien around family
He doesn’t need to act any different really, but he doesn't exactly go with the flow, so..
But for the most part, you’re fine sending yourself up with Lucifer!
Don’t stumble over his name though, he might correct you incorrectly
Your parents will most likely enjoy your time with him
Well spoken, good manners, and looks put together when he first steps in the house
I mean, have you seen his outfit in the human world? C’mon..
Bring him along for some tea, lunch, really anything involving food and drink and a quick chat, he shouldn’t be a problem
Just be sure somebody will be able to check on his brothers while you’re gone
Mammon
He doesn’t like being called Mason
But if it’s you, he might give it a chance..
Don’t go out somewhere, he’ll somehow end up blowing his money and setting a bad first impression
Leave any money at home, seriously..
Away from gambling, he’s a great time!
Good humor, really chipper and generally a good man
Just don't let ANY bets get on the table no matter what, please..
Keep your time busy with eating and chatting
Follow it up by some board games or card games if you’re up for it
You could be up late at night, fucking around, and your parents would get a nice impression
As long as you keep bribes and bets out of the photo, you’re fine
Leviathan
Unlike everyone else, he didn’t need to go by anyone else, so slipping up wasn’t a worry!
But getting him to even come with you?.. Good luck
He’ll be practically begging you to think it over, invite someone else
Literally anything to get out of it.. He loves you, but not other normies
He’ll be beyond nervous meeting your parents
You don’t have much to worry about unless somebody brings up anime or TSL
Really quiet, nervous shuffles while you eat
Find a way to include games into the bonding, one that he could pick up as easily as any other game
Although he might get a little ramble-y in his explanations, it shows he’s very passionate!
Your parents most likely will find him sweet, a bit on the quiet side though
And, praise him afterwards.. That was a lot for his shut-in otaku self..
Satan
If you call him ‘Sully,’ even for a joke, he’s gonna lose it. So, Samuel it is! (please..)
He’s well spoken and usually doesn’t cause problems, unless he’s pissed, so really do anything
Best bet would most likely be a café, cat themed, maybe with books and actual cats
He’ll be in absolute BLISS
But save it for the end, especially if your parents like cats too, just to end it off on a high note
Will be fine with giving book recommendations to your parents
He can do most other things though, that’s just your best bet
Parents want to have a chat over some coffee? Sure, about what?
A dinner? Fine by him, he’ll try anything
As long as they don’t get under his skin too much, he won’t have a problem
And your parents didn’t have a problem either, they find him knowledgeable and friendly
And if they saw him with cats, they believe he’s more gentle when alone with you, so they're happy
Asmodeus
He finds his human name of Atlas to be very alluring
So he doesn’t mind, but you need to make it up to him
Fuck, good luck with him though..
He’s really bad at holding his tongue about you and anyone who’s attractive to him
Not to mention he’s an influencer, so he may care about photos before touching any food
And you can’t really take away an influencer’s phone..
But, if your mom enjoys makeup and nails, they’ll get along fine
And if you’re dad’s open minded, they’ll get along fine
It all depends on what your parents are like, really
For the most part it can go super well, or super bad!
Not saying to not to pick him, just,, know it’s a dice roll
Beelzebub
He didn’t understand the whole human name thing,,
Beel isn’t a bad name is it? Regardless he’ll go along with the Bryan thing
There’s no way your parents can hate this gentle giant
I imagine he looks terrifying but then he starts talking and you can’t feel anything but safe
Just be careful on the food wait and how much he eats, or he might get bad looks from your parents
But for the most part he’s a safe choice!
Big ol’ sweetheart, you can’t go wrong if you’re careful
If you’re ever nervous about how he might react to waiting, bring a few snacks
Just explain he’s a sports guy and maybe they’ll look past the absolute speed at which he eats
Overall, your parents will probably feel good about Beel
Just,, warn them if he’s coming, so they can cook some extras or cancel the outing plans,, please.
Belphegor
He was half asleep when you explained meeting your parents and the whole him being called Beau for the day..
He shrugged, “Okay.” Slept again.
When he realized how soon it was coming up..
He didn’t get enough sleep for him to stay awake really
Best to go to some sort of observatory with stars so he can point out anything he knows, either directly or indirectly to your parents
He is practically falling asleep on you though, so good luck
When he is asleep, just explain he’s been working hard and must’ve exhausted himself
Parents will be concerned, but understanding (hopefully)
When he is awake though, let him enjoy the stars and the silence
You may need a few more visits for your parents to form a proper opinion, though..
Diavolo
A chance to go to the human world and avoid his work!?
Sign him UP!.. Oh, a new name? Damien? Okay!
He’s gonna accidentally introduce himself of Diavolo, no matter what
Your parents are,, confused to say the least
I mean, you’re with a man who owns a HOTEL? Definitely hit high, kiddo..
Good news, you don’t have to worry about stumbling over things!
Bad news, Diavolo wants to experience so many new things in the human world that it may slip he wishes he had it back home
Even simple things, like certain fair foods,, like hot dogs.
It confuses your parents beyond belief but you can play it off that he was sheltered (I mean, he was..)
Overall, they have a fun time! Taking him to an amusement park was a great idea
They saw a great man who was willing to experience new things, aside from thrill rides..
Bring the man back, he really wants to experience that again :(
Barbatos
His duties should take priority, but Diavolo gave him permission to go for the day
With a cleared schedule and a carefully picked out outfit,, fuck does he make a good impression
But, he’s stiff and really wants to help out, especially with things like teas
To a point your parents are furrowing their brows at you
And you aren’t about to force Barbatos to not be a butler, it’s in his nature by now
Once he does sit, he doesn’t answer much about him
But he always smiles when he responses, is quick to refill drinks and checks on you often if you seemed stressed or tired
It’s a great impression, showing he deeply cares for you
And that he comes off as hardworking or at least caring for others
So, you really can’t lose unless your parents have problems with not knowing everything at once
Just,, know if you fall asleep at all, he may lightly tease you with your parents
Simeon
Seriously, how can you fail with bringing him?
When he found out from Solomon you needed a plus-one, he offers to join you if nobody else can
Accept on the spot or later, he’ll manage to bring something for your parents
Usually some food, like his sandwiches, or something Luke made with proper praise of the boy
Your parents do accidentally assume that Luke’s your son though..
Consider dismissing that before Simeon starts joking at having kids
Aside from the first-first impression, he’s overall very sweet
He can talk about anything for a good amount of time, and always has honeyed words about you
If your parents manage to bring up TSL, slip in that he wrote it
It’s good praise, albeit a bit embarrassing for Simeon
But if your parents enjoy the series, meeting the author would be nice!
They feel blessed to have him in your life,,
(Regardless if they know he’s an author or not)
Solomon
Yeah, this was his idea, but after all the trial and error..
You invited him instead of the demons, for your own sanity
His title carries some weight, so there’s no doubt he’s known by your parents
But you assure them he’s not as bad as the rumors say
Get used to him intentionally trying to embarrass your ass, because he will do it ALL the time
If you’ve told your parents about your training, he’ll non-stop praise you and your skills
If not, he’ll praise your general learning skill and how you’re a great listener
In any sense, you’ll be very embarrassed by the end
Your parents will give you many smiles and laughs about it too
He does say some stuff weird, and dances around personal questions, but that's about it
He’s not a bad choice at all, just a little odd for a human
Your parents will get a good impression of him and (hopefully) change their views about him
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