#maybe in a few minutes??

[tellme-o-muse]

*sobs* I'm supposed to write about Nisus and Euryalus for my next assignment. How?? Do they think I can get through reading and analysing their deaths?? The only properly open gay story in the Aeneid???

#i can't alright #too close to my heart #but i must #spend a good hour writing an essay about them #maybe in a few minutes?? #the aeneid #virgil's aeneid #Nisus and Euryalus #nisus #euryalus

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh wait no i forgot j'zargo wants the position and actively wishes you were dead so he can be archmage #and nirya as well. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new archmage's special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities) #(update to clarify the princess is enthir. short king scored a 6'5“ dommy mommy orc with the biggest strap in tamriel congratulate him NOW) #(huge W for the bisexual mer community #L for skyrim as a whole because they were both already insufferable enough on their own and now theyre making each other worse)

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

#really really rushed but ill probably go back and clean these up tmrw anyway #i havent played stardew valley but ive been meaning to because i have a little crush on this guy ^_^ hes cute #idk why but smth about him is really endearing. like between him and sunburst i feel like theres a pattern here but idk what #i guess my type is boys that whimper #the last two images are based on a real conversation i had with my doctor a few years ago lol. deadass stared at me for a good 2 minutes #i wanna make a farmersona too...... if my minecraft gameplay is anything to go by id probably play with animals all day instead of #actually farming........ can i just do livestock in stardew.. i dont have a green thumb i managed to kill a succulent once...... #actually idk if my computer is even strong enough to run steam but i dont wanna get it on my phone. maybe ill get the microsoft download #unless stardew has its own website like minecraft. i really dont know anything abt it so im going in blind from the start #my art #myart #doodles #puppysona #sona #sdv #sdv harvey #stardew valley #whats funny about this is i have a classmate who kinda looks like if brian david gilbert and harvey had a baby. i havent told him this

[shadeswift99]

Immediate observation about Limited Life: People are being a lot less wary about early deaths than they have in any series before. The combination of more lives to lose, keep inventory being turned on, and especially less immediate consequence to lives lost is resulting in players treating these early sessions much more like a regular SMP than like hardcore mode.

The catch is, it’s a delayed consequence, not a nonexistent one. I think in the later episodes we’re going to see a lot of people wishing they’d played it safer as their time ticks into the red.

#limited life #limlife #I'll admit my first reaction was not liking the change #I really like the high stakes feel of hardcore and I like the way thinking about survival brings people together when everyone's still green #but maybe we'll get a more interesting late game this way #and I do loooove a good taking time for granted motif #the scramble to win just a few more minutes of survival in the end is going to be delicious

[myriadebleue]

#ao3 #destiel news #destiel meme #good omens #ineffable husbands #stucky #I mean it could still change in the following days #maybe even in a few minutes if some new stucky fic is posted #or if some stucky works are suddenly made public

[thatoneluckybee]

absolutely nothing beats the catharsis of post-midnight stimming. turning up music as loud as you can comfortably hear, spinning and jumping while shaking your hands as aggressively as humanly possible for 3 and a half minutes at 1am is amazing try it sometime

#adhd #maybe autism? #autism #actuallyadhd #stimming #just vibed to Abnormality Dancing Girl for a few minutes and I ALWAYS FORGET HOW AMAZING IT IS #TO JUST LET GO #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #anyway

[merriclo]

link’s house in hateno village never fails to make me overly emotional bc wtf do you mean there’s an apple tree and a stable, and just down the path there’s a little pond to fish in??

#i rlly love this house man #it’s just so quaint and nice #like yeah let him be calm. let him have a nice little home in a nice little town. #let him live just a few minutes away from purah #let him have his apple tree #the thought of link sitting down everyday and having a meal while the beloved weapons of his fallen friends surround him is too much for me #and don’t even get me started on how it’s implied/canon that that was his childhood home #and he saved it. he saved his home. he saved a part of his past. #screaming into the void #do you think zelda saw the house and was like ‘link. link omg’ bc maybe She knew it was his old home #maybe my emotional attachment to the house in hateno village says something abt me #botw #breath of the wild #botw link #link botw #loz #legend of zelda breath of the wild #legend of zelda

[sourtomatola]

Camelot AU lets go!

Next

Masterpost

#first comic of the year #been meaning to get to this for a while #I have a few comics planned since like #november #fnaf sun #sundrop #art #my art #comic #Camelot Au #aka #kinglebells au #oh yeah baby it's happening #too lazy to color this one #maybe the next one #Happy 9 minutes into 2024 #monarch yn

[fairy-hub]

I love snorting ketamine (powder horse tranquilizer) if you snort the right amount it makes you feel very relaxed and kind of heavy. Straight up melting into the sofa just feeling good and tingly for the next 30 minutes while it wears off.

Think about snorting ketamine with dealer!suguru/toji, getting high laying on their bed. While they feel you up, it’s not like you can move very much so their princess is gonna have to let them eat your pussy out for the next ten minutes. Between the tingly pleasurable high and their warm tongue on your clit, their thick fingers rubbing on your g-spot ughh

They would love getting you high, they love how much you trust them and how vulnerable you are laying on their bed looking beautiful, getting needier the higher you get

#while I’m high rn I’m not high off ketamine sadly #I’ve taken quiet a few drugs especially in my early 20s #so if y’all are interested in high sex fics im all for it #I love ecstasy so hmmm the fics I can write with the jjk men high as shit being so needy and pussy drunk #speaking from experience their dick will keep getting hard again and again #3 hour minutes maybe 5 hours #gojo seems like the tupe to get fixated for a while and will #keep going for as long as you let him

[songsintheattic]

concerning when my dog disappears and then returns far too happy....what were you doing beast

#dogposting #i had abandoned him on a weekend like usual #and just called him maybe 3 times when i went to let the ducks out #it took him a few minutes to make it back here #but he came in so fast he almost tripped and killed himself #and then he was like on the brink of a category 5 zoomie event in the house lol #he doesn't smell bad though so he at least didn't roll in anything #and isn't that what really matters #especially since he was most likely just at my neighbor's house being nosy and sniffing mule corrals lol

[thisischeri]

My vaporwave moss ball tank

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#thought maybe you’d like it #I put it all together #easy and fun and sorta cheap project #I missed good morning by a few minutes :( #vaporwave #moodboard #cybercore #purplecore #aesthetics #y2k #spongebob #moss ball #artists on tumblr #vaporcore #vaporeart #vaporaesthetic #cyberpunk #neon aesthetic #80s aesthetic

[icewindandboringhorror]

Just curious what the average level of personal investment in these sorts of things is. Like, how much do people usually get into silly stuff like this their friends ask of them? etc. etc. Which I know, only surveying a small sample on a very specific website means I'm not getting an exact average idea lol, but.. curious nonetheless .. Maybe reblog for bigger sample size but also this is not very serious at all/not worth a call to action gbhjbhjb

#which I know this could be context dependent like.. maybe you'd normally dress up but on a week that #you feel sick you wouldn't or etc. etc. - but I mean.. GENERALLY. in the most general average scenario #where you have the average amount of health and free time that you always do. etc. just based on your personality #and level of investment in these things - what on AVERAGE are you most inclined to do #also of course assume they communicate with you ahead of time and are not like planning a part last minute #like 'throw together costume in 5 hours and show up tonight randomly' or etc. I would hope that if we're going with the #AVERAGE of things - most people's friends have better communication skills than springing entire parties #on people last minute lol #assume you have like.. a few days-a week or so to prepare. however ealrly people usually start talking about #birthdays. In my experience it's usually one or two weeks ahead of time. Like 'oh next weekend' or 'oh two weeks from now' etc. #ANYWAY.. feeling a little Sick again of course but still trying to get some photos or something posted #AGAIN i promise I am not going to exlcusively post polls and ntohing else forever hgkjgnekj #I just really really love the ability to post polls and have always my whole life been obsessed with surveying people #I used to think I wanted to do that as a career somehow like.. be one of the people that does psychological interviews #or produce interview asessments for a company or etc. etc. I am always the one friend in the group thats giving out custom made #surveys or asking for other simialr stuff (did you ever take an mbti quiz? how about enneagra #m?? oh yeah I know they're not really scientifically valid or antyhing but like... DID you take them?? huh?? did you??please?? ghjj) #I simply cannot resist.. posting a little poll every once in a while.. as a treat #whilst I still fall behind on like actual content and costumes and stuff gbjhbjh #New poll adventure should be not as much of a wait as the last one was though since I already have the writing #for it really. I just have to do the ms paint sketch. hopefully no unexpected other health issues will get in the way #*** *** *** #< (anytime I do these three star patterns it is an ocd compulsion not me bleeping out words or something just ignore it lol) #(it means something secret in my evil brain just pretend you do not see it. significant only to me) #BUT YEAH.. ... poll... what type of costume party atendee are you? #:0c

[xoxoemynn]

hey if you're going to leave replies on posts that deliberately misconstrue what a brown, Jewish man says in an attempt to get some moral superiority points and then blocking the OP immediately afterward,

you're racist

you're antisemitic

you're a coward

you're honestly just fucking stupid

you are doing literally nothing to help Palestine

Get the fuck over yourself. Stop spreading conspiracy theories and do something productive with your life. It is honestly really gross to be exploiting a devastating genocide as some sort of "gotcha" vendetta against an indigenous man who literally has NOTHING to do with it.

Go contact your representatives or go to a protest or donate to one of the organizations that's doing something to actually make a fucking difference. Because the cancellation of a goddamn TV show is not going to be what brings about peace and liberation in Palestine.

#literally do you fucking hear yourself? #I shouldn't be posting this and I won't be acknowledging any other BS that comes my way #but this is truly gross pathetic behavior #truly do you feel good about yourself? do you feel like you made a difference? #maybe spare a few minutes to rub a couple of your brain cells together and see what happens #ANYWAY

[velvetjune]

Jesse would probably have the same reaction to Saga’s profiling as Tor or Odin, being able to directly communicate, which would lead to the best situation of both of them just staring into space while they’re silently and psychically communicating at random times

#I’m still on the hypothetical situation of Jesse and casey joining the fbc with the recommendation of kiran and ahti after Alan wake 2 #saga: [starts profiling] #Jesse: [is unfazed because it’s similar to the hotline] #saga: [tells pun] :) #Jesse: [also tells pun] :) #casey watching them silently stare at nothing for a few minutes: :) #alan wake 2 #control 2019 #saga would be the PERFECT field agent working alongside kiran and casey!! #she probably even wouldn’t have to move #tw for drinking #but ive had some drinks so might delete this in the morning if it seems incoherent #but this is just an extension of my other post 😤 I believe it can happen 😤 #on a similar note will control 2 have Jesse be the main playable character? #it’d be hard to make her be SO powerful from the very start of the game #so maybe it would have someone else be the playable character? since Jesse is almost undefeatable now? it’s complicated #either way I want more saga and casey working together.. I’ll genuinely be so sad if Alan wake 2 was the most they’d have focus in #saga anderson #jesse faden #also would control 2 take place before or after Alan wake 2 ? #if it’s before there will definitely not be saga joining the 😭 #*the fbc

[holder-of-saturn]

Dude what if Shinsou heard voices in his head from his quirk, just random voices saying whatever. But they freak him out really bad

#he just hears screaming #or someone saying something creepy #ooo amd to bring Aizawa into this #(maybe dadzawa) #he can earse his quirk and get a break from the voices #even tho they're a few minutes between usally #thats why Shinsho is sleep deprived #(part of it) #and maybe Aizawa helped him sleep one night #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #bnha #hitoshi shinsou #j realized i spelt his name wrong lmao #mha shinsou #aizawa shouta #dadzawa #may or may not be because i just heard a little girl screaming and some guy talking to me while trying to go to sleep #this is why i camt go to sleep in silence

[kyluxtrashpit]

Been hearing from multiple people I know and trust in the fandom that apparently people have been botting that hottest man poll that everyone’s been yelling about? And that kylux fandom specifically is the one guilty of it

And honestly I’m extremely disappointed in anyone who thinks that’s appropriate. These are supposed to be fun and you’ve gone and ruined it for everyone participating AND made all of us look like assholes in the process for being unable to be normal about a harmless, just-for-fun poll

Hope you’re proud of yourselves. Genuinely pathetic behaviour. I expected better from the fandom I’ve called home for nearly 10 fucking years

#I did think some of the vote count increases I saw on refreshes near the end there seemed… too fast #way too fast. like a hundred in a few minutes fast #but I didn’t want to think people were really stooping to that #but it does seem to be the case and that’s just so pathetic #like maybe I’m the one taking it too seriously but only the worst fandoms cheat on harmless polls like #what is even the point #just sad #congrats y’all you've ensured I won’t vote for hux again in the next one cause of you #I’d rather he lose than a hollow lie of a victory. it would feel cheap now for him to win #kylux #general hux #yeah I’m tagging this cause y’all need to know what our fellows have been up to #text