#me when all of them are making bets: oh haha how silly :)

[duskymrel]

Part 4 of TWST as quotes from my friend group quotebook

Lines with a '^' in front of them are the things said by yours truly ❤

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^Ace: Eating frozen chicken nuggets in the kitchen at at 1:54 a.m.

Riddle: *turns on the light* What the fuck are you doing

^Ace: *freezes*

Ace and Riddle: *stare at each other for a bit in silence*

^Ace: *slowly shoves the rest of the frozen chicken nugget in his mouth and leaves the kitchen*

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^Lilia: I use my enhanced intelligence and wisdom to make only the most refined of sex jokes

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^Epel: Alright everyone place their bets on how long I'm gonna live

Ace: 16

^Epel, 3 months away from his 16th birthday: I like those odds

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Epel: Technically guys are always pregnant because they're always carrying children

^Deuce: Does that mean women are chickens because they always carry eggs

Ace: Yes

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Azul: I'm extorting people for money. Oh lord, I love extortion.

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^Floyd: It's called your sweet 16 because that's when your body is ripest and sweetest. It's the optimal time to feast on my flesh, as it tastes best.

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^Ruggie: Daddy chill

Leona: I ain't your daddy

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Cater: Hey guys look at my little goobie, the little Google woobie, the lil squiggly guy, the scrimblo!!!!! *sends picture of said goofie goobie woobie squiggle scrimblo*

Lilia: Nine eleven

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^Idia: I can't believe I just compared math to the Holocaust what's wrong with me

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Epel, referring ^Jack: Boob Jesus

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^Ace, admiring Silvers thighs: Dude, drop the leg routine.

Deuce: How many squats does he *do*???

^Sebek: His legs are ripped because he has to carry the weight of his trauma.

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^Ace: Megatron? More like MEGA DONG HAHA GOTTEM

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Riddle: babe no killing

Floyd: fine

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^Ace: Did you hear about what happened to Barry?:(

Jack: Huh?

^Ace: BARRY-ING DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH HAHA GOTTEM

Jack: Never speak to me again

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Riddle: Finally something heterosexual

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^Ruggie: Do you think Yuu would smoke weed with me

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Ace: Why do all these dogs look like wolves that's cringe

^Jack: Maybe because they're descended from them dumbass

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^Jade: If you can dodge your responsibilities then surely you can dodge a dodgeball

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We're just silly your honor I swear don't send us to juvie. Also most of these ended up just being the first years because they're so chaotic 💀

#twisted wonderland #twst #duskys memes #ace trappola #jack howl #silver vanrouge #jade leech #Floyd leech #riddle rosehearts #lilia vanrouge #cater diamond #idia shroud #deuce spade #epel felmier #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #sebek zigvolt #azul ashengrotto #funny #twst incorrect quotes

[leclerced]

Maneater au where oscar is just like her little trophy boyfriend.

Theres an even she was invited to? Oscar is on her arm. Theres an annoying ass photoshoot at six am? Oscar is sitting there with an energy drink watching her get all her pretty pictures. She wins a race? Oscar is waiting and watching her from under/is on the podium with her.

He’d honestly just be so happy to be there for her. She can do literally no wrong in his eyes. She shunts into someone in turn one knocking both cars out because they said something bad about him? He’s instantly like “Oh baby, you did so good and im so proud of you. Lets get takeout and watch your favorite movie” and if they happen to have dirty nasty sex on the couch while the movies still playing he’d never complain.

-🥰

(lmao yeah the 😍 emoji is lowkey scary)

he’s her trophy boyfriend!!! he goes everywhere with her and you bet she’s the one dressing him for any event they go to. i can imagine lewis noticing he’s dressing well and complimenting him and he’s like haha yeah my gf dresses me! kinda sheepish because he feels silly when he tells people but she deserves all the credit. she loves doing it and he knows he looks good bc of everyones compliments, so he doesn’t really mind. then suddenly his girlfriend is besties with lewis hamilton bc they bond over fashion. the three of them go to fashion shows that lewis and his gf get invited to and he’s tagging along, mostly clueless, while they chat up designers and models and even though he’s surrounded by gorgeous people, he’s just in awe of his girlfriend and how good she looks in the vintage or custom designer. there are memes, like gigi hadid is on the runway and gf and lewis are watching gigi, but oscar’s watching his gf like she’s the one on the runway.

them getting a podium is everyone’s favorite thing bc they shower each other with champagne and its always weirdly erotic plus there’s one time they make out after she gets her first win. he pours his champagne into her mouth and momentarily forgets they’re on live tv and have a massive crowd watching them. he's taken aback by how hot she looks as she swallows the champagne and then licks her lips and he pulls her down for a kiss on their podium steps. everyone is screaming and cheering, the third person on the podium is still spraying them with champagne and it’s like a vmas best kiss. iconic.

he’s so obsessed with her she can do no wrong. and she’s so protective over him when she sees a mclaren on the side of the track she’s radioing in like “did someone hit my bf??” as if she’s gonna take them out in revenge if someone did. if someone really did, then as soon as she’s out of her car she’s seeking oscar out to make sure he’s okay, holding back her anger until she knows he’s safe. after the first time he learns to hold her in place after she hugs him because her second stop after checking on him is whoever crashed him out, to yell at them and ask them what the fuck is wrong with them. he thinks its cute how protective she is over him, but not everyone finds it so endearing. he’d calm her down and convince her to just leave with him after their media duties and she promises she won’t do anything.

but then she sees them during her interview and she’s calling them out like, “hey! did you apologize to my boyfriend yet? no? go fucking apologize!” they immediately find him and apologize and then tweet an apology publicly bc she scares them. once they’re back in their hotel room and cozied up for a movie, she’d crawl onto his lap and start telling him how glad she is that he wasn’t hurt at all, but she needs to double check and make sure the doctors didn’t miss any bruises. he thinks she’s serious until she takes his shirt off and starts kissing his chest.

#ask #maneater au #🥰 anon

[mochinon-yah]

I just realized we all technically have the power to ask any questions on this site, and I never got to doing it. So....

[Points S.E.E.S evoker at you]

Who are the fictional characters you ship your mutuals to? Doesn't have to be necessarily their self-ship. I am deadass curious. Spill the tea, Imbibitor's lover—

We can lower that down, brynn- no need to get all aggressive now-

*cough* ANYWAY!

I'll list them down below, and if they're not accurate or you're actually gonna fight them rather than making out with the characters that i chose then yeah, that is probably my plan 😀 /silly

Oh and! I'll mostly be using genshin and hsr characters because yeah-

@beloved-brynn -> heizou and ratio. NGL, YOU + HEIZOU, OR YOU + RATIO, OR EVEN THE THREE OF YOU WOULD TOTALLY BE SO FUNNY AND CHAOTIC 😭☝�� they can counter your wild statements while also being the (somewhat) saner one but could also say smth wild as well. I could see you and one of em (possibly ratio) be like "oh yeah, the other day, i was eating my lunch while watching that gorey movie-" "what." "yeah, i was hungry at that time, so like why not yk-" (this is based on my real experience guys, guess which dialogue is me lmao)

@meimeimeirin -> hmmmm, koh zhongli maybe? Okay, let me tell you the reason why... it's simply because she NEEDS someone who can pamper her! I don't know where that conclusion came from, but yeah. Anyway, if we're talking about other characters, then i think welt, or even zayne from lnd could fit. Basically: "I need someone older, just a little bit colder." lmao (oh, mochi, did this conclusion came up because you know rin's the youngest in her family and now you ship her with men older (and more experienced) than her? whaatt... ofc not, haha-)

@leftdestiny-posts -> absolutely cannot see them with anyone other than dottore. Cute and kind but is secretly crazy "i want to watch the world burn" x The human version of the word 'crazy' "as you wish, my love" would be their dynamic, i suppose...? WAIT OH! I can actually see shiro with ayato or maybe sunday! I bet they would like such a cute, innocent-looking darling to control, but then they would get so surprised and maybe super interested into trying to control the darling despite how crazy the darling actually is- (shiro ily, if ur crazy then we can be crazy together 💐)

@navxry -> arlechinno, and maybe black swan. Yeah, that's it. No explanation needed.

@jessamine-rose -> hmmm, would it be weird if i say capitano? I don't know why or how did i get to that conclusion, but yeah. And maybe blade? IDK WHY I'M PARTNERING HER WITH CRAY CRAY MEN- SORRY JESS, I (subconsciously) THINK YOU CAN LIKE CALM THEM OR SMTH AJFIAWOF-

@stardust-for-your-soul -> funnily enough, i can see her with aventurine. They'll say sweet words that probably have a double meaning and also probably have a teeny tiny bit (maybe a lot lmao) of 'enemies to lovers' moment. (wow, cherry, your new bf is a gambler- /smack). But anyway, i could also see her be with march 7th who is so bubbly and sweet, and i'd think cherry would love to tease march hehe

@teabutmakeitazure -> ACTUALLY NGL DAN HENG????? He would listen to her ramblings and also help her write her fics. It just sounds so cute in my opinion lol. Other than dan heng (who is obviously the best choice), zuri would probably look into red flag charas, like... yeah, aventurine- but still tho, dan heng! But i get what zuri is thinking tho, red is such a sexy color- /smack

@harmonysanreads -> ngl alhaitham or kaeya would be cute if paired up with her! Idk where did kaeya come from, but when i thought about it, instantly "cute!". I think, harmony has this really 'weird' calming aura that could make those two charas just fell in love with how comfortamble she can make them feel. BUT LIKE IDK THO-

@fishanonishere -> Albedo...... i think? Fish, i know what you are- i mean like as in how chaotic and just how 'what in the world is this person thinking???' you are. With how calming and 'would jump into any interesting topic' he is, i think fish and him could be such a cute duo. Fish's ramblings and their drawings are some of the things that make him really interested in fish

#reli-answers : brynn <3 #LMAO I TRIED MY BEST GUYS #maybe some of this could be seen as platonic ships but think what you want!!! #i just partnered up mutuals with characters i think would fit their vibe or i think would be funny together lol #i hope you guys don't mind me shipping you like this ehehee #AND ALSO #BRYNN I SWEAR #you fit with alhaitham too #but i'm like “nah. this would be too long if i put haitham” #i would ramble more about every ships but i'm afraid it would get too chaotic and too long so i hope this counts as good answer! #and once again #i tried my best uheahkufbajk

[aurorawritestoescape]

A Villain’s Monologue

Pairing: serial killer!Joel Miller x f!reader

18+ DEAD DOVE!!! Heed the warnings!

Tw: dead dove, non-con, allusions to smut, mentions of SA, mentions of death, bondage, gagging, swearing

Word count: 650

A/n: if you’re sensitive to any of the warnings, do not read the fic! I don’t condone the actions of the character. It is all fictional!

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Silly girl… You really thought you’d be the one to get me? Have some balls on you; I’ll give you that. Sneakin’ into my home like that... snoopin’ around. What were you tryin’ to find, Nancy Drew? Some kind of evidence—an earring, a set of teeth?? Haha... I’d never keep anythin’ like that. I’m not dumb! Been doing it for what now? Hmm, 7 years? Haven’t been caught. Not even suspected…

Oh! A cop came over once to ask about that girl. What was her name? Melissa, Melody? Fuck it, doesn’t matter. Real pretty, gave it to her good. She was beggin’ me to fuck her. Yeah, choke me, daddy! She’d been enjoying herself, for sure. Well… until…

And that cop...See, I’m Joel fuckin’ Miller! A single dad, thanks to that bitch! A workin’ man, always charmin’, nice. I showed all my concern! No, officer, I haven’t seen her around. Yes, of course I’ll join the search party. Damn it was fun being the only one to know we’d never find her in those woods.

And you, baby. Ugh! How long have you been suspecting me? Sorry, forgot you’re gagged. I bet it’s since that night. Did you hear her scream? Right? Nod if I’m right, slut?! Yeah, that bitch was loud. It’s a pity you couldn’t just forget about it. Look the other way. Began stalking me, got so fuckin’ close! I’m the one who stalks, sweetheart.

Remember that night when I caught you in the alley behind the bar. Were you followin’ me and that chick? Did you think I was gonna…? Nah, she had similar hair to Her, but… somethin’ was off. Lost interest. But you! Fuck, you were hot. Scared shitless. Did you think I was gonna kill you? Strangle, like all of them? No. You look nothing like her. You were safe. Well…woulda been safe if you hadn’t begun your sleuthin’.

A pity, really. Been such a good playthin' for daddy. That first time. Your heart was beatin’ so fast, like a little bird’s, flutterin’ under my fingers. Felt it when I was gropin’ your tits. Hell, I love ‘em. Look at you! Tied up and helpless. Want me to play with your tits? If I just slide my dick between them like this, shhh! Sit still! I’m sure I could come just fuckin' your boobs, sweetheart. My cum on your beautiful face. Here. I’ll make you eat it all up, every drop. Shhh, stop flinchin’! Don’t be shy on me all of a sudden.

You’re such a slut. Came all over my cock in that dark alley. Your neighbour, your dad’s friend, made you moan like a filthy whore. Still can see my cock slidin’ in and out of your tight cunt. Ah, the sounds! Fuck, you were so wet. You bitches are always so wet for me.

But you just had to go and ruin all of it. Have you been snoopin’ around for a long time? Since you started comin’ here, so I’d fuck you? Began noticing it. You’d ask hella weird questions. What do you have in the basement, Joel? Where do you go after work, Joel? Haha. Cute. I thought, "Well, even if you suspect somethin’. You have nothin’ on me.” Just your pretty mouth on my dick. Haha… You give a mean blowie baby. Pity really.

Today you really pissed me off. Breakin’ in like that? What if Sarah were here?! You’d scare her to death! I should’ve dealt with you the moment I found you in my bedroom. Well… maybe it’s for the best… Should daddy play with you one last time? Your last time… yeah, I’ll bend you over that table, ruin your little hole. And don’t worry, I’ll make sure you come and soak my dick real good. Gagged, tied up—just how I like you, sluts. Promise you, you’ll enjoy your last minutes.

Thank you for reading!

Comments and reblogs are appreciated!

#pedro pascal #joel miller x reader #pedro pascal characters #tlou fic #joel miller smut #joel miller x you #joel miller #the last of us #dark fic #tw dead dove #fanfic

[arc-misadventures]

Nora’s Codenames

Jaune: Hi, guys!

Nora: Jaune-Jaune!

Pyrrha: Hey, Jaune.

Ren: Hey, Jaune. How did your talk with your family go?

Jaune: Went pretty well…

Jaune walked over to his bed, and pulled out his scroll, and waved it before the others. Quickly typing out a message to them in their private group chat.

Jaune: We talked about how things were going; asked her how my nephew, Adrian was doing.

Jaune’s Text: False Signals everyone.

False Signals: At first it was this silly little thing, Nora made them do. Codenames for various tasks they wanted to do but, didn’t want anyone else to know that they were doing. Most of the codenames, Nora came up with were, Nora trying to clue them in on what kind of pancakes she wanted. But, Ironically sometimes that came in use.

Such as, False Signals: To talk about something, something seemingly random vocally, while their true conversation was being held over text.

The others moved themselves into various locations, and pulled out their scrolls. The lot of them gave, Jaune a concerned look as the looked at their scrolls.

Pyrrha: Adrian, who’s, Adrian?

Pyrrha Text: What’s wrong?

Jaune: As I said, Adrian’s my nephew.

J Text: I’m being followed.

Nora: You have a nephew?! Is he cute? I bet he’s adorable!

Nora Text: How can you be sure?

Jaune: Oh, he’s a little heart breaker in the making; Wants to see some photos?

NP: YES!

J Text: I smelt something when I went to the CCT Tower to talk to my sister.

Ren: May I see as well?

Ren Text: What makes you think you were being followed?

Jaune: Here you go.

NP: Nawwww~!

Nora: I want one~!

Pyrrha: I want four~!

Ren: Okay…?

J Text: I was all alone during my call to my sister, then I smelt something near the end. Smelt someone.

P Text: How concerned should we be about this?

Jaune: Haha! Told you he was a little heart breaker in the making.

J Text: Okay, I’ll tell you the truth: Adrian is actually my biological son.

Ren: I don’t see it.

R Text: Beg pardon?!

Pyrrha: H-He r-r-really is…?!

P Text: HE’S YOUR WHAT?!!

Nora: Settle down girl.

Nora: Does that mean I’m an aunt?!

Jaune: Yep! You are now, Adrian’s seventh aunt!

Nora: FUCK YEAH!

P Text: WHY DO YOU HAVE A SON?!!

Jaune: Settle down, Nora, you’ll upset our neighbours.

J Text: My sister, Saphron, and her wife, Terra wanted a child, so they asked me to be the donor. So, I did, and as far as anyone knows, he is my nephew, not my son.

Nora: What?! No I won’t!

Ren: Shall I show you the complaints we’ve received?

R Text: Oh, that’s why you panicked, and went to call your sister; You’re scared for him because of your new found faunas status.

Nora: Who’s complaining?!

J Text: Damn right I am.

Pyrrha: Weiss is, but she’s usually complaining about something anyway.

P Text: You’re worried that something may happen to him?

J Text: They see me as a king, or a god. If they found out about him being my son. Well, if they even think about touching him, I will kill them.

R Text: Noted.

Nora: That’s because she’s used to sleeping on a pile of money; She’s too soft, and weak for the world!

Ren: I doubt sleeping on a pile of, Lien Chips would be comfortable.

N Text: Do you think whoever was spying on you overheard your conversation with your sisters?

Pyrrha: They once made me lay on a pile of fake Lien chips for a commercial; It didn’t hurt, but it wasn’t comfortable either.

Jaune: What was the commercial for?

Pyrrha: Perfume I think?

Nora: Did it smell nice?

Pyrrha: I still have some if you want try?

Nora: Yes please!

J Text: Fraid so. They may go after him to get to me. The odds of that happening depends on whether, or not he displays any faunas traits. If he has any traits, he could be in big trouble, if he isn’t… Well, he won’t be in as much trouble.

R Text: That doesn’t sound good at all.

Pyrrha: Here you go, Nora.

Nora: Thank’s, Pyrrha!

P Text: What did you smell?

J Text: Mixed paint. Mixed oil paints to be precise. I was all alone in the room, then I smelt it all of a sudden. I got out of there as soon as I could. And, as I left, thought I saw someone out of the corner of my eye as I was leaving.

R Text: Oil paints? That’s oddly specific.

Nora: (Sniff sniff) Mmm~! This smells nice!

Pyrrha: You can have it if you want.

Nora: Can I?!

Pyrrha: Of course you can; I found the smell was too sweet for me.

Nora: Naww! Thanks, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: My pleasure, Nora.

N Text: How did you know it was oil paints?

J Text: One of my sister likes to paint.

P Text: Ah.

R Text so what’s the plan then?

Jaune: (Sniff, sniff) That is a nice smell. But, yeah it’s too sweet for you, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Oh? Since your sense of smell is so strong, what is a nice smell for me then?

J Text: Nora: Can you come up with an attack name, please?

N Text: Yay~! Attack plan names~!

Jaune: Uhh… W-Well… I don’t know if I can answer that really…

Pyrrha: Why not?

Jaune: Well, to other humans, and faunas they may think you smell nice with some sort of perfume, or deodorant. But, I think your natural smell smells nice as is…

Pyrrha: Do you now~?

N Text: Art Strike!

R Text: No.

N Text: Painters gala!

R Text: Too long.

N Text: Lubed up~!

R Text: Too sexualized.

Jaune: I find your natural smell… appeasing.

Pyrrha: How appeasing?

N Text: Canvas?

R Text: Too plain.

N Text: Easel? Oh! Mobile easel! Hows that?

R Text: That works?

P Text: I like it.

J Text: Alright; I’ll sniff them out, then I’ll point, yell out Mobile easel, and you go get ‘em. Got it?

NPR Text: Got it.

J Text: Good. Signals out.

And, with that the main conversation ended, and their scrolls were put away.

Pyrrha: Come on, how appeasing do I smell?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Nora?

Nora: Yes fearless leader?

Jaune: You’ve been hanging around with mom, right?

Nora: Yep! And, it was amazing~!

Jaune: That’s nice to hear. So then… You over heard, Oobaleck talk to her, and Ms. Goodwitch then?

Nora: Yep!

Jaune: So you overhead all that stuff about my sense of smell then, eh?

Nora: Yep, weird stuff that was!

Jaune: Did you tell, Pyrrha about that as well?

Nora: N-No…

Jaune: Nora, don’t you go lying to your big brother now.

Nora: Big brother?! T-That’s not far!

Jaune: Nora, come on you can tell your big bro the truth.

Nora: Mmmm…! Fine! Fine, fine… Haaa… I told her…

Jaune: Thank you, Nora. And, don’t worry, you’ll use the little sister card on me eventually.

Jaune smiled as he ruffled, Nora’s hair who grew a wide smile in joy before he left his new, adorable little sister. He then walked over, and stood face to face with, Pyrrha.

Jaune: Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Y-Yes…?

Jaune: Haa… You know this whole, Faunas harem crap I’ve been dealing with. That’s a stupid question; Of course you do, you’re the most vocal about it all.

Pyrrha: I-I haven’t said anything…

Jaune: “Hormonal faunas bitches.” Or, something like that, no?

Pyrrha: You heard that?!

Jaune: I have incredible hearing remember?

Pyrrha: Oh right…

Jaune: Haa… Pyrrha… Look… This whole faunas harem thing people are trying to make me make… I won’t lie I find the idea appealing… And, there are a few people I’m… interested in… So… I… Uhh…? If you don’t mind…

Pyrrha: Uhh…? I have a faint idea of what you may be talking about, but…? Start over again from the beginning I’m so confused.

Jaune: …

Jaune: Haa, fuck it.

Jaune grabbed, Pyrrha’s cheeks, and pulled her into a deep passion filled kiss, causing, Pyrrha’s eyes to widened in shock before she hummed in satisfaction as her eyelids slowly closed as she deepened the kiss, and wrapped her arms tightly around, Jaune.

As the two delved deeper into their lust filled kissed, Nora eyes shinned with stars as she squealed in unbridled delight. Violently shaking, Ren as she lost her mind.

Nora: Ren, Ren, Ren, Ren, REN!!!! It’s finally happening?!!!

Ren: Yes?! I see?! S-Stop shaking me?!!

The duo slowly broke apart, with seep blushes across their faces as they stared deeply into one another eyes.

Jaune: Wow…

Pyrrha: I wanted to do that for so long!

Jaune: Sorry I took so long.

Pyrrha: It was well worth the wait. Now, we’ll talk about that whole faunas harem thing later, but for now~! Nora?!

Nora: We’re already out the door! Have fun you two!

Ren: Remember to use protect… Ahh?!

(Slam!)

Pyrrha slowly started to undress as she laid upon her bed, beckoning for, Jaune to come to her.

Pyrrha: Come on, Jaune… Claim me as yours, and yours, alone~!

Jaune: Hmm. With pleasure~!

#rwby #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren #pyrrha nikos #bartholomew oobleck #glynda goodwitch #jaune x pyrrha #pyrrha x jaune #rwby arkos #saphron cotta arc #terra cortta arc #adrian cotta arc

[pix3lplays]

OC rambles cuz I love him :3 (Feel free to delete, just wanted to tell u about him cuz u seem rlly nice haha)

His name is Arius and he’s apart of the knights of beauty but…he doesn’t really look like one. He doesn’t even wear the armour a typical knight would. He looks more like a racer but he is in fact a knight of beauty. He still seeks out Idrila.

For the longest time in his life he never got much attention from his parents, all of it going to his twin brother. This causes him to be desperate for any form of affection he can get, even if apart of him doesn’t believe it.

He rides a motorcycle and can actually invent things! His weapon (idk the actual name of it) is like a staff with blades at the top and bottom.

He wears sunglasses but one of the lenses uh, is broken, broken in the way that one of the lenses legit isn’t there anymore. He lies to people and says it’s a fashion statement though

Back on the topic of his twin however…

His brother always got everything, despite being twins his brother was the one to be complimented on looks.

His brother always seemed to be “better” and Arius always tried to get the same love and affection his brother did but never succeeded.

In fact multiple people have tried befriending and even dated him to get close to his brother, so now anytime someone wants to do that now he doesn’t believe them and offers to set up a meeting with his brother and them.

He made his own motorcycle and that was the first time he ever get praised. Even if it were just strangers, so he’s extremely protective of it now.

Arius and his brother (Lazarus) are identical twins, only thing that was different was that one of there eyes was a different colour.

However now, Arius has longer hair and Lazarus has dyed hair + shorter. So it’s easier to tell them apart now

All in all he’s my silly guy who just wants someone to be proud of him and finds it hard to make friends :>

Very nice to my ocs as you can see

(Might come back to talk to argenti and rp as him tbh…)

So sorry for rambling again dkdndijd feel free to delete haha

Hello! Let me clarify that you will never have to apologize for rambling at me, I enjoy listening!

Me?? Really nice?? Oh my goodness, I consider that very high praise, thank you so much!

Arius and Lazarus, those are such cool names :0

I’m proud of Arius. He sounds like a cool guy. I understand wearing broken sunglasses haha my current pair is in…rough shape but I like how it looks so I keep wearing them, haha.

I bet he’d look really cool riding the motorcycle WHILE engaging in combat…like Cloud Strife or something.

There should be a running joke about people not being able to tell he’s a Knight of Beauty at first. Like, when people find out they’re like ???? Really???

I have a few questions if you don’t mind:

How old is he?

What color are his eyes and hair?

How ‘devoted’ to Idrila is he? Is he almost Argenti devoted? A more casual follower? Or one of those “yeah I believe but in a unique way” kind of character?? (Think Rosaria from Genshin) or some other type of devoted??? I’m enjoying the vision of this really really cool dude being so devoted to the Aeon of Beauty.

Which Honkai star rail characters would he get along the best with?

What’s his brother like??

(And yeah of course feel free to talk to Argenti or whatever you’d like to do~)

#anon oc #pixel says stuff sometimes

[orizukuin]

What do you think of Charlie and Mike? Liek, how do see them separately and them being together?

Hi! Great question! Haha! So I'll be honest with you!

In comes with seeing them as individual characters : 

To Charlie, when the first time I saw them (UWO: CHAPTER 5) I already knew this character would grow on me in a way that I won't stop talking about them 24/7 ((Shout out to my Girlfriend who will hear me- talk about Charlie non-stop at most random times..)) 

I do think Charlie is a Fun character during those times. And what I adore about them the most are the expressions throughout the game (UWO) there's just something into it that pulled me into liking Charlie more than the others (probably because of how crazy they look)- Finding CIU in the Play Store is gives me excitement as I started saying stuff like: "Ehh?? there's a part two?? no way" and of course like every simple minded person- I installed it (lmao) 

Finishing the game, I felt that the game had more holes that needed to be covered. But later on, I found out that the game was rushed due to the contract being over, so it's understandable- I'm just thankful that the game was released and not canceled, haha! 

But anyways!!! CIU honestly showed me another side of Charlie that I never truly expected. Knowing that side of Charlie just made me love their whole character even more ((even other players not very fond of it)) 

And to Mike: 

Oh, Mike that silly-looking boy. At first, I never really paid attention to him like every other person does since he probably only had 10?) or a bit more dialogue. But he soon grew on me as I kept replaying the game to get the other endings alongside the other achievements, which came with the Fanarts of him and Charlie together. ((those fan arts pushed me so now my entire works only revolve around them, not that I'm complaining or anything:]]] ))

In full honesty. I feel bad about what happened to him like Broo got one of his eyes taken out! it probably confused the crap out of him since neither of them expected it to happen- and I bet it hurt like a b*** 

((i know,since i almost got one of my eyes taken out by my nephew during my 13's the knife tip didn't meet my eye and i am glad that get to dodge it- but still side of my eye still bleed so not Gucci))

Overall I view Mike as an interesting character whom we need information other rather than "Charlie's friend" not to mention.

We also need a piece of information as to what might happen to him after the Eye-stabbing incident. He's friendly towards other students. He is your typical Social Butterfly. I swear he has the energy of that college senior who will approach a lost Freshman then them out on the whole campus and later check up on them during the first week.

And to the question of how I more likely see them together :

Charlie and Mike are together like a pair you'll never expect to work. Both have their strengths and weaknesses but can still make things look easy. Let's put it away like they are doing a collaboration project together. Who knows? They can defend the whole research together or by themselves as if precisely doing it isn't all nerve-wracking.

However, if you meant that question as "both in a romantic atmosphere" 

Then I can tell you how Charlie and Mike won't realize their growing feelings. Mike will probably catch into it one day, as a sudden realization hits him that leaves to say something like:  "Holy F- I'm catching feelings for Charlie-Charlie..."  out of the blue.

However, he would most likely push those feelings aside. He knows to himself that Charlie doesn't need to be with anyone else who needs the teen to be in a romantic setting. He might never say it by word. Mike respects his friend's boundaries and is careful towards the teen, always checking if Charlie's all right with doing things that are out of the teen's personal preferences. 

They are taking things slow since Charlie doesn't like fast turns and somewhat still needs to get used to slowly opening themself out to the world. 

For Charlie, if they realize. I guess it will take them a long to come to terms with it and most likely keep it to themselves like Mike's since they aren't sure if the feelings are true or if it is just a mutual thing since it is only Mike who put an effort into knowing and understanding them.

((I think they can be great in a slow-burn side of writing))

That's all of it! I hope I gave you the answer you're looking for Anon! 

#charlie in underworld #charlie #mike ciu #wheres mike tag #ask response #kwer is typing #long text ahead!!! #guys the owl is originally the account mascot since 2020

[delusional-mishaps]

I’m going a hiatus but I wanted to ask for something before I doooooo!!! May I ask for some Epic Sans x reader headcanons?

Where the reader and Epic are friends but they unknowingly crush on each other and when Epic finally tries flirting, he learns the reader gets extremely flustered very easily. (Ah yes kabedons….instant melting-)

Thank you in advance! Also it’s been awhile, how have you been?

I NEVER SAW THIS WHAN YOU SENT IT IN IMSO SORRY 😭😭😨

genuinely still dont know much abt epic but hes kinda silly so lets see how this goes!! apologies if he's ooc im too lazy to look up anything about him

also ive been good thank you for asking ^^ livin life in beast mode since i got a cross bodypillow,,

motherfucker is WHIPPED goddamn 👴 always has some degree of a blush on his face when you're around,,,, or when he's talking about you,,, or thinking about you,,,,

you think his lil flushed cheeks are soo cute

because they ARE?? if only u knew they were flushed cuz of you <33

he likes to rant to anyone who'll listen abt how adorable you are. how in love with you he is. how he just wants to kiss your cute little face all over, leave you flushed and dizzy—

cross is FED UP with listening to his simping 😒😡

he's always so giddy around you. boundless energy, like you're some drug that gets his metaphorical heart pumping. really, you ARE like a drug to him. he's ADDICTED to you, the way you make him feel,,

ofc he'd never tell you that... that's too embarrassing!

until he decides to somehow make a stupid pick-up line.

"hey bruh, are you a drug? cuz i feel like im dying when im without you for an extended period of time."

WHY are you blushing at that horrible, stupid line?? he could have made it SO MUCH better, but this is SO him—silly and slightly nonsensical—and while it was kind of dumb, he's using a pick up line on you oh my god

nerd ass weeb anime mf will call you his waifu or husbando or whatever. it always makes you blush when he introduces you as "my awesome (waifu/husbando) whom i love" but you always just. brush it off as a joke. cuz i mean he can't ACTUALLY like you right? haha he's just overly friendly pshh ofc ourse he diesnt actually like you that's crazy—

sorry writing that actually made me cringe i cant believe he would say that 😭 life is so hard when that's my husband's best friend #savemefromepic

for the longest time he doesn't even realise that he's flustering you, but OH BOY, when he DOES become aware,,,, lord help your poor poor SOUL, you won't have a moment of rest

i mean, c'mon, he thinks you look so cute when you're all flustered because of him,,,, so adorable how your eyes widen fractionally, the way your lips press together, how you try to hide your heated face from anyone's view,,, so cute <33

dude double's down in his flirting. no matter how wild what he says is, you always get that cute look on your face that makes him want to kiss you so fucking bad bro

then, one day, after the two of you watched some stupid cliché romance anime where the female protagonist was pinned to the wall by her love interest...

it's like a lightbulb went off in his empty head. that's peak anime romance, so why doesn't he do that to you? he bets you'd get so embarrassed and cute if he did that~

except it kind of backfires. he slams his hands against the wall, effectively caging you between them, but he's a little shorter than you and the force he used rocked him right into your body and it's more like he just body-checked you than anything. it took all of his strength to make sure he didn't accidentally nail you in the nose with his big fat head. still, the close proximity got you all flushed.

he really can't help himself when he leans up and finally, finally kisses you. call it the heat of the moment, but it was the perfect opportunity. pressed up against the wall, so close to each other,,, when you just look so cute, your soft body against his bones feeling just right, like two perfect puzzle pieces coming together...

he could feel when your breath hitched, the way you tensed for but a moment before fervently kissing him back. your face is positively burning, but it makes the kiss all the better, feeling divine against his cooled cheeks, flushed with his own blush.

he pulls back and then...!! leaves. he disappears, falling into his bed and kicking his feet. he's totally squealing, fanboying harder than he ever has before.

you're allowed to kick his ass for just leaving you like that

but he'll text you later that night asking if you wanna be his "official (waifu/husbando)" because he's cringe and can't just ask if you wanna date the normal way.. </3

i keep cringing at him. have fun with your weeb man. i'm judging you for your tastes (/j)

#pokegalla #epic sans #epic x reader #jester writes #sans x reader #undertale x reader #guys im so tired of tagging things #worst part of being a content creator on tumblr tr #fr* #ok i actually had fun with this one though #feel like he may be hella ooc but likr i said #im lazy 😭 #...ignore the lact i had like five other requests before this one #I FEEL BAD CUZ YOU WERE GOING IN HAIRUS 😭

[dreamcorechild]

Hey I got a good idea!! What If you add in the readers to your headcannons in some parts. That way it can make them feel more involved and they can get along with your Au's!

[I never quite thought about that.. That sounds like a good idea! And I already know one special occasion to which you all can take part in! :D]

*~*Babysitting*~* [Au Urogi x Fem!Reader]

Synopsis: You and Urogi have been given the task on Babysitting Ishimaki. While doing so. You and Urogi realizes that working together can bring more than just teamwork. But a special bond.

TW: A bit of smut [Only when the child is asleep and the two had time together.]

Pinch. Pinch. Pinch~ Urogi began to pinch Ishimaki's cheeks repeatedly.

"You really look innocent, aren't you little one~?"

"And I am your new babysitter, Ishimaki. What about you, my dear human? Are you also Ishimaki's babysitter?~"

He turned over to the female that was standing beside him. He tilted his head when he first laid eyes on Ishimaki.

She seemed to enjoy it, but you could see her cheeks starting to become red.

"Eeeek!~ Konnichiwa Urogi-san!! Your kinda silly when you do that to me~"

Ishimaki's cheeks started to turn a bright red. She glanced over to the human that was standing right beside her.

"Oh. Who do we have here? She looks cute, but I don't know her~"

[Y/N] laughed.

"Hey! Um, I'm the other babysitter. My name is Y/N, I think Urogi mentioned me earlier. I never met a child as cute as you, Ishimaki-chan. I'm glad I get to babysit you~"

"Eeeee! You sound soo cool Y/N-san! You're sooo cute~! Are you a Demon too?~"

Ishimaki stood up straight. Her weapon was on her back, and she giggled as she watched the two.

"So Y/N-san. Are you Urogi-san's girlfriend!?"

She raised her eyebrow questionably.

Urogi giggled with a bright smile, he felt amused with Ishimaki's reaction.

"No no no, little one! Y/N is a human that was asked to babysit you with me. And no, she is not my girlfriend, little one. I do not have a girlfriend to begin with."

He chuckled.

"So! We should start our babysitting tonight! What will be the first thing to do, Ishimaki-chan~?"

[Y/N] laughed, your cheeks starting to turn red

"Yeah, I'll be babysitting with Urogi-san. Um, I never really babysat before, but I'd love to play a game with you, Ishimaki-chan. Let's see… what do you like to do for fun?"

"Urogi-san, can you help me come up with an activity to play with Ishimaki?"

Urogi stared off for a moment, and he began to chuckle as he was figuring out what game or activity they could be playing with Ishimaki for a moment.

He looked up with a wide smile to the child. Urogi felt delighted that [Y/N] was asking him for his help.

"Let us play Hide and seek, Ishimaki-chan!! You will be hiding, and [Y/N] and I shall search for you!"

Urogi began to chuckle.

"This will be fun, little one~!"

"Waaahh! Hide and Seek! Hide and Seek! That sounds like fun! I'll hide and you both will find me right?~ Urogi-san and Y/N-san are definitely way faster than me! I just have to hide in the most difficult spots, and hope they won't find me for a long time!"

"And then. After my great hiding spot, then you can find me and play more games with me right?"

[Y/N] smiled when Ishimaki mentioned "her great hiding spot." It was really cute how confident she was about her ability to hide

"We'll definitely find you, Ishimaki-chan, maybe even faster than you think! And then we can play as many games as you'd like after we find you~!"

"Whee!! Yay! I can't wait to play hide and seek! You two are such nice babysitters! This is gonna be the best night of my life!"

"Let's play already, Urogi-san and Y/N! I bet I would be the best at hiding!"

Ishimaki giggled. The child really had high standards for herself.

"Haha, you're truly full of confidence, aren't you? We definitely need to put your hiding abilities to the test tonight, Ishimaki-chan~"

He laughed and he looked at Girlfriend, giving her thumbs up.

"I think we should begin our first activity already, Y/N-san~! And it's going to be an interesting one indeed!!"

"I completely agree with you, Urogi-san. And yep! No time to drag out this search, right? We've gotta put Ishimaki-chan's skills to the test~"

[Y/N] smiled, laughing gently as you looked at Ishimaki.

Ishimaki looked at them with a playful smirk, before running off to hide somewhere. She had such a high standard for herself, and she planned on reaching her goal.

"They wouldn't find me at all… Because I'm hiding in the most difficult spot ever..!"

She mumbled to herself, before placing her hands on her hips and waiting for them to finish counting.

[Y/N] counted down slowly as you glanced back at Urogi.

"Um… one. Two. Three. four. five, six, seven, e-eight, nine, t-ten!"

"Aha! Ready or not, Ishimaki-chan! Here we come~!"

You let out a sigh, putting Your hands on your hips too. You took the initiative to start searching for Ishimaki.

The two searched for Ishimaki. Both Urogi and Y/N had their own methods of hunting the child; Urogi was looking at Y/N's chest, and Y/N was checking in every spot to find the little girl.

"Hehe! You'll never find me here!"

Ishimaki giggled to herself. She felt confident that they wouldn't find her, she was good at this. She's better at this then they think. The child's hand started to twitch, almost wanting to reveal herself to them but stopped herself.

Urogi smiled. He was a bit slow in his pace when looking for their "child". After a few moments, his eyes were glancing at Y/N's chest while his nose was slightly twitching in a curious manner.

"Let's look around, Y/N-san. We must find the little one's hiding spot. She really is good in hide and seek, huh?"

Urogi chuckled and he looked at Y/N with a smirk.

"Hah, that's for sure! She seems to be much more confident in her abilities then we give her credit for… We should really pick up the pace."

Y/N looked around, trying your best to focus on the task at hand rather than Urogi looking at your chest or just simply feeling a little hot. You were no longer a teenager anymore but You still gets blushy sometimes, can't be helped.

"She's definitely hiding in some corner! We just gotta be patient, we'll find her~"

Urogi didn't really pay much attention to Y/N blushing reaction, his eyes were solely focused on Y/N chest. He smiled at you with both hands on his waist.

"Yes! Come on Y/N-san. We need to pick up the pace. Otherwise, a little child will beat us at this game. A little child.. Imagine that! How embarrassing.."

Urogi chuckled, still gazing at Y/N, he didn't notice that Ishimaki was peaking at them.

Now you felt really hot and your face was red with your blushing reaction. You couldn't help it, you couldn't stop the heat from building up in your face. But you had to make sure they would find Ishimaki-chan before the heat got into your head too much. Then again, Urogi's staring was just so difficult to ignore.

"Come on, Urogi-san! You're right, we can't lose to a child… But she's a little devil so you're definitely not giving her enough credit for this! She's clever and fast, we should hurry!"

Ishimaki was giggling, just then, she stood up by bang her head on the table.. She let out a big cry.

"Waaaaaah!! I bumped my heaaad!! It hurts, Urogi-san and Y/N-san!! Come here an help me pl-ease!!"

The child was now crying loudly. She wanted someone to help her, preferably Urogi or Y/N to make it stop hurting. Her face was turning red a a mixture of the pain and emotions.

Y/N immediately rushed over to Ishimaki's side. You picked her up, cradling Ishimaki in your arms to comfort her. You patted the girl on her back and rocked her back and forth lightly, doing as much as you could to make Ishimaki feel better.

"Shhh, Ishimaki-chan… you're alright, you're just a bit bumped up. It was just a mild collision, you'll be okay. Just focus on your breathing."

"What do you think, Urogi-san? Does she sound okay?"

"Waaaah! Girlfriend-san! Please make the boo boo stop hurting! I don't want this pain to hurt anymore!"

Ishimaki cried into Y/N arm. Tears flowed down her cheeks as her bottom lip trembled ever so slightly. She looked up at Urogi and Y/N, tears streaming down her face.

"I don't want to be in pain anymore…"

Ishimaki sniffled. The pain on her head began to dull down thanks to Y/N comforting her.

"Thank you Y/N-san!~"

"No problem at all, Ishimaki-chan! It's okay, you're going to be alright. Now you just focus on breathing slowly, in through your nose.. and out through your mouth. You'll be just fine if you do, okay?"

"Let's go get you a band-aid so we can clean your boo-boo, okay?"

Y/N smiled softly down at Ishimaki. She seemed so innocent when she was crying like this.

Urogi was staring a bit too much at Y/N. He looked extremely distracted and he was just zoning off, watching Y/N cuddle and talk soothingly to Ishimaki when the child cried out in pain. The Demon was even drooling a little bit.

"Hm? What? Uh.. right. We should find some band aids for Ishimaki-chan's booboo. Poor thing is crying."

Urogi smiled, his smile growing wider and more excited.

"Y/N-san is a real great babysitter~! She's so kind and sweet~"

Ishimaki sniffles. She smiled at Y/N when she said she would go find some band-Aid for her.

"Thank you Y/N-san! You're so kind and sweet too! I like you Y/N-san!"

Ishimaki hugged Y/N tightly. The little demon was adorable. She then suddenly looked at Urogi, her bottom lip trembling.

"Urogi-san? Are you okay?~ You look a little tired and red, and your drooling."

She giggled, wiping Urogi's drool with her hand.

Y/N smiled wide when Ishimaki commented on you being kind. You looked up, noticing Urogi staring a little too long.

"Oh! I forgot actually, we can find something other then a band-aid for the boo-boo! We should get her an ice pack instead to help the swelling a little."

"Ice is always the best way to heal a bump."

Y/N continued gently rocking Ishimaki in your arms, before looking up at Urogi with a wink.

Urogi's blush only grew even more red when Y/N winked at him. He laughed nervously a bit, scratching his cheek before he continued to speak.

"Uh.. Yeah- the ice pack is definitely a great idea. Ice is the best thing to use when it comes to boo-boos. Yes, Y/N-san, you're completely correct."

He smiled widely, putting his hands together.

"So, shall we continue the game now or shall we take a short breather and look for the ice packs, Y/N-san~?~"

Y/N chuckled at Urogi's reaction, he was extremely easy to tease. You were definitely going to take advantage of this.

"How about we take a short break, Urogi-san? You look like you could use one too!"

You winked again, not breaking eye contact with Urogi. You looked back down at Ishimaki, continuing to rock her.

"You wanna take a little break too, Ishimaki? We can talk about games or anything else you wanna chat about~"

Y/N smiled warmly at the child.

Ishimaki smiled widely when Y/N suggested they take a short break. She would love to talk about her favorite things in the world with them, and that would be even more amazing if they played her favorite games!

"Yes please! Lets take a short break! We can talk and play some games! I love talking about my favorite games, and I don't mind telling you a little bit more about them too! You and Urogi-san are such great babysitters~ So sweet and kind! Thank you so much!"

Urogi smiled and looked at Y/N. Y/N was right, he could definitely use a short break after all that intense searching for Ishimaki-chan. He looked at Y/N, who seemed to be getting uncomfortable in the couch. He smiled innocently as he spoke to you.

"Oh, Y/N-san. Why not come and sit on my lap? It might be more comfortable for you to stay there. Come on, you won't say no to me, heheh~"

Urogi smirked, opening his arms for Y/N to get onto his lap.

Urogi's smirk and the way he asked her that was really seductive. But Y/N had to play it cute and innocently, you couldn't just sit there like this and be comfortable.

"O-oh, Urogi-san, if you say so then I'd guess I'd say yes~"

Y/N slowly walked over to Urogi, then sat down on his lap. You stared him in the eyes while you wrapped your arms around his neck and leaned against him. You were starting to get a little hot just by their proximity.

Urogi was blushing pretty hard when Y/N leaned against him. His breath started getting slightly heavy, and he was starting to smile widely. After Y/N took her time to lean against Urogi, he wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her in.

"Heh.. How lovely.. It seems we finally have someone on our lap~"

Urogi chuckled, looking down at Ishimaki who was snuggled up against Y/N.

Y/N smiled gently down at the little girl and caressed the top of Your head. Y/N felt happy right now, you were sitting on Urogi's lap and enjoying a quiet moment with both friends. You didn't want the moment to end, You and Urogi's close proximity was making You feel things… A bit different.

"I don't want Ishimaki-chan to get jealous~"

You chuckled, You were obviously joking. Y/N continued to caress Ishimaki's head gently.

Urogi chuckled, but deep down he was feeling a bit excited. Y/N arms were wrapped around him, hugging him tightly and the feeling was getting him hot. He slowly moved his head near Y/N neck, his breath getting heavy from the nearness of the girl.

"I'm sure Ishimaki won't mind. She's a good girl, unlike you, she doesn't tease so much~"

Urogi smiled, continuing to caress Ishimaki's hair. His arm felt nice when it was wrapped around Y/N waist.

Ishimaki yawned, feeling sleepy already.

"I'm.. getting.. too.. sleepy…"

Ishimaki rubbed her eyes with her hands and her head leaned against Y/N, nuzzling a bit into her neck.

"I'm.. gonna close.. my eyes.. for.. a little bit.."

She slowly fell asleep, snuggling up against Y/N now. She let out another yawn, closing her eyes and getting as comfortable as she could.

Urogi looked at Y/N and Ishimaki, smiling. Y/N and Ishimaki were close together and they seemed to both love it. They were all looking happy and cute together, and Urogi was glad to have Y/N in his life and Ishimaki seemed to trust them both.

Urogi took a deep breath.

"She's asleep now. We can finally have a bit of peace and quiet."

Urogi slowly stood up, looking down at the sleeping girl in Y/N's arms.

Ishimaki let out a soft snore, her head resting against Y/N chest and shoulder. She looked absolutely adorable. Urogi and Y/N were great babysitters. They made her feel safe and happy whenever they were with her. She was sleeping so peacefully now..

Ishimaki was still fast asleep when Y/N took her upstairs and put her on her bed. Y/N and Urogi can hear some cute and soft snoring coming from Ishimaki's direction as Y/N went back downstairs now, where Urogi could be waiting for her.

Urogi was still waiting in the living room, leaning against the couch. His hands were in his pockets and he was casually scrolling through his phone, smiling a little when he saw Y/N coming back downstairs. Without taking his eyes off his phone, he looked at Y/N, speaking softly.

"I suppose we got ourselves a little break now that Ishimaki-chan is asleep."

Urogi slowly stood up, putting his phone away.

"Yep, seems like we're pretty lucky. We got ourselves a little cutie, and she's so good too!"

Y/N walked over to Urogi and came to a stop right in front of him, looking up at the Demon.

"Wanna play a quick game now? I just love the time we spend together~"

Y/N smiled in a very teasing way, you were really starting to enjoy Urogi's company.

Urogi grinned.

"Aww you think we're lucky? Ishimaki is so nice indeed, and a bit of a little devil too!"

Urogi chuckled.

"But of course I want to play! I like spending time with you too, Y/N-san, and who knows- maybe we might just stumble upon that special game of ours soon~?"

Urogi smiled back, looking down at Y/N as she stood there, looking up at him.

Ishimaki stayed in her room sleeping, it was a bit quite in the house right now. Ishimaki wasn't going to wake up for another couple hours, the poor girl was tired out from all the playing she had done with Urogi and Y/N.

Urogi and Y/N could do basically anything, including spending time together without having to deal with the cute little devil for a little while.

"I wanna play Mario Kart! But we can always play any other game you want too, Urogi."

Y/N smiled, you was super comfortable and relaxed sitting on the couch, Your legs wrapped around Urogi and Your switch in Your hands. You were waiting excitedly for Urogi's response, You was enjoying his company more than you expected to.

Urogi's breath grew a bit heavy as he felt Y/N sitting right on his lap, her breasts pressing right up against his chest.

"Mmm… Mario Kart… Sounds good, Y/N-san. Although I wonder if I could still focus well with you so close~"

Urogi giggled a little, looking down at Y/N.

"Oh don't worry, I'm sure you can do well even if you're a little distracted."

Y/N leg moved slightly, you was just making sure you were extra comfy with Urogi. She smiled sweetly up at Urogi.

"I can tell you're excited for Mario Kart!"

Y/N giggled and laid your hand on Urogi's thigh, caressing it gently.

Urogi chuckled when Y/N touched his thigh. His heart was pounding pretty fast and his breath grew heavy whenever Y/N moved Your' leg and touched his thigh. The Demon was feeling aroused..

"W-well, yes I am excited~"

Urogi smiled, looking down at Y/N. He could feel the tip of her breasts on his chest.

"But not as excited as I am right now, Y/N-san~"

Urogi and Y/N sat on the couch together, both sitting very close with Y/N legs wrapped around Urogi's lap. This was a very.. intimate position to be sitting in and they both knew that this was a sensitive spot to be in. So, why not make the best of it by enjoying each other's company? Ishimaki was still asleep in her room, unaware of how close her two babysitters were getting to each other..

"Well then, Urogi, how about we keep each other as close as possible while we play?"

Y/N giggled a little and winked while you continued to caress Urogi's thigh. Although the position they were in was already intimate, Y/N was still looking to get as close as you could to Urogi.

"If that's okay with you, that is..~"

Y/N looked up at Urogi, smiling sweetly while you stared into his eyes.

Urogi could barely breathe whenever Y/N caressed his thighs. His eyes looked into Y/N deeply, his eyes shining in the dimly lit living room. He chuckled a little, nodding his head with a smile.

"I-it's okay with me."

Urogi's heart kept pounding and his breath grew heavier. He slowly leaned forward a bit, placing his head against Y/N shoulder.

"Good, I'm sure we're going to have a lot of fun then~"

Y/N looked back towards the TV, turning on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. You smiled and reached for one of the joycons, handing it to Urogi. You held your body close to Urogi's, still rocking slightly in your seat.

"I'll be playing as Toadette! What character do you wanna pick, Urogi?"

Urogi's smile grew wide as he took the joycon from Y/N hands. He thought about this for a moment, then spoke up while he smiled.

"Hmm.. How about I choose Yoshi? I think he might be a pretty good pick~"

Urogi giggled before he slowly moved his arm around Y/N's waist, giving her a slight squeeze as she sat on his lap.

"I think I'm going to enjoy playing with you by my side, Sweetie~"

Urogi teased her softly, moving his thumb across the right joystick on the joycon.

"Yoshi is a really good character! He's pretty light but he's very fast. Should be a good one to start with!"

Y/N smiled and caressed Urogi's thigh again.

"Well, you'll get a chance to hold onto me more since I'm just sitting in your lap right now. It looks like the console's loaded up too, so let's play now!"

Y/N leaned against Urogi's shoulder, smiling at him. You gave his waist another squeeze and held the left joystick down, starting the race.

Urogi chuckled when Y/N caressed his thigh. He was feeling pretty aroused and could feel his heart beating quickly, but he didn't mind at all. Y/N was sitting in his lap and there wasn't much space between them at all now. His eyes looked towards the TV, and he was excited to be playing Mario Kart with Y/N.

"Alright, Y/N-san! Let's play!"

Urogi spoke, quickly hitting forward on the joystick to speed his kart forward when he selected his character. He was feeling pretty competitive right now. He was ready to win this race.

Urogi pressed the left joystick down, speeding his kart forward and heading into the race. He was feeling pretty competitive and was determined to win the race. Y/N breast was now pressed against him, with Urogi's hand casually on top of it. He was paying no attention to it, focusing on winning the game.

"I'll tell you what, Urogi. If I win, you're gonna have to give me a little kiss at the finish line."

Y/N winked while they were driving around the first few turns of the race. You were just joking of course- you would be the one giving Urogi a kiss no matter who won anyway. After you finished the little joke, Y/N went back to racing. You quickly moved to the lead and tried to stay in first place.

Urogi's eyes shone brightly, and his expression turned devilish and mischievous. He sped his kart up to catch up with Y/N and was in second place. He grinned to himself, thinking about what he would do with Y/N if he won.

And sure enough.. he eventually overtook Y/N and went first. He giggled to himself, glancing over at Y/N who was in second place.

"Haha! Take that!"

Urogi continued to drive his cart forward, he was nearing the finish line.

"Nooooo!! I can't believe I got beaten!! But hey, I did make that bet, didn't I? It's only fair if I have to keep it, so c'mere, Urogi~"

Y/N giggled. You weren't too mad that you lost the race. You were feeling pretty flustered though, a bit shocked that Urogi was actually taking Your up on your offer.

"Ready for your prize, Urogi~"

Y/N put your arms around Urogi's neck while you sat on his lap, waiting for his response.

Urogi laughed out loud when Y/N spoke. He didn't mind her suggestion at all.. his eyes looked into your eyes as he approached the finish line. He slowed down his kart and came to a complete stop in front of Y/N. He was enjoying being so close to you. This was a fun moment..

"Hmm… Then let's see my prize.. Girlfriend-san~"

Urogi leaned over Y/N, placing his cheeks against hers as he smirked at her. You were absolutely cute, so close to him.

Urogi smiled, looking down at Y/N and speaking softly.

"Oh, I think I already won a prize. That little bet of yours seemed to be an excuse just for you to get close to me, Y/N~"

Urogi giggled a little, his eyes shining. He still had his hand lightly gripping your rear end. Groping it tightly with one squeeze, making you let out a lustful moan.

"But well, it's a bet I will still take up, Y/N-san..~ Let me kiss you.. My prize."

Urogi and Y/N kept their bodies close together. The both of them had their heads leaned against each other. Their eyes met again, their noses lightly touching each other. You put your arms around Urogi's waist to hold him close to you again.

"Hmm… Well, a prize for getting close to you is nice~ But I'd like to take it just a little bit further, Urogi…"

Urogi felt your warm breaths on his face, your chest rising and falling against him.

"Kiss me.. Please~"

Y/N smiled softly while Urogi kissed you. You felt her heart pounding in your chest. You wrapped your arms around Urogi's neck to keep their bodies close together. You were a bit excited for what Urogi had planned next.

"Urogi, I've got another bet to make before we play again.. You know what to do.~"

Y/N caressed Urogi's cheek, speaking to him in a sweet, teasing voice. You seemed pretty confident that Urogi would know what You meant by "you know what to do."

Urogi's eyes lit up, his expression turning mischievous. He placed his hand on Y/N hip, feeling Your thigh against his palm. He gently squeezed, his thumb playing across the skin of her thigh.

"Hmm.. Your bet is to kiss you again, Girlfriend-san, right?"

Urogi smiled, leaning closer to Your neck. He was breathing deeply and quickly.

Y/N smiled, your face turning red.

"Yep, that would be the one, Urogi."

Y/N continued to caress Urogi's cheek, your breaths growing a little shorter and faster as you tried to keep yourself calm, your nerves rising up.

"Kiss me again.. I still have to win our bets, don't I~?"

You giggled and bit your lip for a moment, trying to keep yourself under control as Urogi played with your thigh.

Urogi chuckled, kissing Y/N again. your lip felt warm under his and he was enjoying this little moment. He continued to rub Your thighs and caress her cheeks.

"So, what's the second part of your bet, Y/N-san?"

Urogi pulled away from your lips, smiling widely. His eyes were shining a bit and he seemed to be having fun playing with you like this.

Urogi immediately felt his heart skip a beat as You took off your shirt, revealing your bare top half.

"Woah.. Y/N-san.. You did that so suddenly~"

Urogi smiled gently and leaned his head down to kiss Y/N neck gently.

"That's the fun part~"

Y/N giggled and put your arms back around Urogi's neck, speaking softly into his ear.

"You have to be quick and unexpected, right? There's no way that you can beat me with that technique~"

You slowly moved your hand down Urogi's neck and chest, trailing your fingers lightly along his skin. You were really taking your time, you wanted to enjoy this moment as much as possible.

You giggled softly and moved a little to give your neck more access to Urogi. You were feeling a little bold and was ready to push things farther.

"You made me lose the first bet, time to make me win the second~"

Y/N moved your hands to the middle of Urogi's chest, touching the front of his shirt and starting to unbutton it. You were teasing him just a little.

Y/N slowly moved up Urogi's body, kissing and caressing him on the way.

Urogi's heart was pounding as You were touching him so seductively, he couldn't think straight. His breath became heavier and his eyes were sparkling. He put his arms around Y/N waist to hold you close to him, gently grabbing your hips.

Urogi enjoyed every bit of Your touches, feeling his heart pounding faster and breathing heavier.

"Mmm.. Y/N-san.. your kisses feel so good, Girlfriend-san."

Urogi ran his hand up your back, caressing your smooth skin. He smiled softly and put his mouth close to your ear, speaking to you in a sultry voice.

"If you keep teasing me like this, Y/N-san.. I might just take you right here and now~"

But before they could. They can hear Ishimaki crying in her bedroom.

"Hmm? Ishimaki-san is crying..?"

Urogi quickly turned his head and his eyes widened, looking towards Ishimaki's bedroom. His eyes had a concerned look on them.

"We should go and help her, Y/N-san. She's probably not feeling well."

Urogi turned back to look at you, not knowing what else to say. He still had his hand on your hip.

You slowly sat yourself back up, looking over and seeing Ishimaki in tears. You quickly looked over to Urogi, still wearing an expression of concern.

"I didn't hear anything until just now. Did she just start crying? Maybe she had a nightmare or something. Poor thing.. I hope she's alright.. We should go over and check on her, Urogi."

You stood up from Urogi's lap, heading over to Ishimaki's bedroom door.

Urogi and Y/N quickly made their way over to Ishimaki's door, and then slowly opened it. They both looked into the room as Ishimaki cried and wailed from her bed.

"Ishimaki-san..?"

Urogi's voice was gentle and soft. He couldn't believe Ishimaki was crying and he didn't understand why she was crying. What happened..?

"It's okay, Ishimaki.. We're here, Y/N-san and I are here now.."

You stepped into the room, crouching down to Ishimaki's level. You sat yourself on the bed next to Ishimaki, putting your arms around Ishimaki to try and comfort her.

"Shh.. What's wrong baby..?"

You spoke in a reassuring tone, looking at Ishimaki with a concerned look. You couldn't stand seeing Ishimaki like this.

Y/N turned to Urogi who was still standing by the door.

"Urogi, come here. She needs us right now."

Urogi walked over and stood by your side, looking over at Ishimaki. He was worried about her, feeling his heart pumping a little faster. He crouched beside you and spoke to Ishimaki in a calming voice.

"Ishimaki-san, it's going to be okay. We're here for you.. whatever is wrong, we're here now."

Urogi patted Ishimaki's head gently, looking at you with a worried expression. They needed to find out what's wrong with Ishimaki.

Ishimaki didn't answer right away. Instead, she was still crying her eyes out. You kept your arms around Ishimaki, speaking to her gently as Urogi tried to comfort Ishimaki too.

After a few moments, Ishimaki sniffed and she took a deep breath, trying to compose herself a little bit. She was still a bit red-eyed and her breathing was a little rough, but at least she looked a little better than before. She let out a weak smile as she turned her head to look at Y/N and Urogi.

You smiled reassuringly at Ishimaki, speaking more softly as you sat on the bed next to her.

"Are you okay, Ishimaki..?"

You glanced at Urogi, speaking softly.

"It's good that she's calming down, but I don't understand why she was crying. What happened?"

You were visibly worried about Ishimaki, your expression turning to confusion.

Ishimaki looked at you, then she placed both her arms on Your shoulders and leaned her head against your chest. She wasn't fully calmed down yet but she was a little better now. She sniffed lightly, her face was still wet from her tears. She spoke softly to You.

"M-my parents went out tonight.. They.. they'll be gone for a while now. I just couldn't stand being alone. I missed them.."

Ishimaki rubbed her eyes and sniffled as she smiled weakly.

You put both of your arms around Ishimaki, holding her close, as you pulled Ishimaki in for a little hug.

"It's okay, Ishimaki, I understand. You really miss your parents, huh? I know how you feel.. But don't worry, they'll be back soon!"

Y/N smiled and gently caressed Ishimaki's back, making sure that she was as comfortable as possible. You gave Ishimaki a little kiss on the head.

"Why don't we all just hang out and wait for your parents here together?"

"Mmm.. sounds like a good idea, Y/N-san~"

Urogi said, smiling softly at you and looking down at Ishimaki. He was happy to see you holding on her like that, calming Ishimaki down.

Urogi bent his head down and rested his forehead against Ishimaki's, speaking to her in a gentle and comforting voice.

"It's okay, Ishimaki-san. Your parents will be back soon. It won't be too long now. Just hang in there a little longer~"

You smiled at Ishimaki, speaking softly to her as you put your arms around her and rested her head next to Ishimaki's.

"Ishimaki-san.. It's okay. Don't worry, your mommy and daddy are just out having fun.. They'll be back soon.. And they'll bring you home nice and safe."

You gave Ishimaki a few little scratches behind the ears and smiled softly as you felt Ishimaki nestle into your shoulder a little bit.

You smiled and leaned Your head against Urogi's arm, feeling his hand on the back of your neck. You were feeling a bit tired after their hike, but you didn't mind spending the night comforting Ishimaki. You wanted to make sure Ishimaki felt better before she went to sleep.

"We'll stay up for a while longer, it could take her parents a little while to come home."

You continued to hold Ishimaki close, speaking to her softly.

"It'll be okay, Ishimaki.. We're right here with you."

Urogi turned his head a little and looked at You, feeling happy with her sitting close to him. He gently put his arm around Your shoulders and leaned his head against you.

"I love you, Y/N~"

Urogi smiled warmly, looking over at Ishimaki.

"Ishimaki-san, you can sit as close as you like to us. We're both here for you, okay?"

Urogi moved his hand up your neck and started gently rubbing your shoulders.

Ishimaki looked at the both of them and felt happy, nodding slowly.

"Thank you.. you both are the nicest babysitters in the whole world!"

Ishimaki looked up at Y/N and Urogi with a big smile, resting against Girlfriend's bed and using her tetsubo as a pillow.

"I feel a lot better already.. I promise I won't cry anymore..~"

You giggled softly when Ishimaki called you and Urogi the nicest babysitters in the whole world.. It was sweet that she saw you and him in that way, but really all you were doing was just staying up with her so she wouldn't feel lonely.

"Oh stop, you're making us blush..! But thank you. We're glad you feel better, Ishimaki.. Maybe in the future you can tell us if you feel lonely like this and we can just hang out right from the start~"

Y/N smiled warmly, moving your fingers through Ishimaki's hair.

Urogi couldn't help but kiss you back, feeling his heart race and his head spinning a little. He was sitting next to Y/N and holding you in his arms, leaning his head on you again.

Urogi could smell Your sweet perfume as he placed his hand over Your belly, resting it there for a while.

"Mm.. Y/N-san, could we go somewhere more comfy..?"

Urogi put his arm on Your back and pulled you into his tight hug as he spoke, giggling lightly.

You giggled as soon as Urogi pulled you closer. You were starting to feel pretty tired now. You were happy that Ishimaki was feeling a bit better, but you still didn't want to leave her until her parents came back home. This was definitely going to take some time though.

"Oh my.. We could, if we reaaally needed too. But Ishimaki is still a little upset right now and we need to keep an eye on her."

You gently put your hand on Urogi's chest and laughed softly.

"Hmm.. Alright, Y/N-san. I can wait a little longer for your sake.. But make me a promise~"

Urogi smiled warmly, gently caressing Y/N cheek.

"Once Ishimaki is asleep and when her parents come back home, we go to my place and have some "adult fun", Y/N-san~"

Urogi giggled playfully, biting his lip.

"Alright?"

You laughed softly and smiled warmly at Urogi.

"Aww, you're such a cutie. I promise, once her parents get back home, we'll go straight over to your place. Oh, and I have a surprise for you there too~"

You put your hands on Urogi's shoulders and kissed his nose.

"I love you, Urogi. Now stop trying to make me break my promises to Ishimaki..~"

Urogi giggled gently, looking up at you with his sparkling eyes. He pulled you close and softly wrapped his arms around your waist. His tongue darted out and licked Y/N cheek, making him giggle.

"Mmm, you have a surprise at my place, Y/N-san~? I can't wait!"

Urogi looked down at Ishimaki, smiling warmly.

"Okay, Y/N-san. Let's wait a while longer for Ishimaki's parents to come home."

Ishimaki giggled as she sat a little closer to the both of them. She felt a lot better now she had Urogi and you with her. She slowly began to drift off to sleep, feeling much more tired after crying all day. You and Urogi were pros at babysitting.

Soon when her parents got home. You and Urogi went to his place to begin your "Adult time" With him.. It ended with pure blessing.

#demon slayer #urogi #urogi x y/n #urogi x reader #demon slayer urogi #kny urogi #demon slayer oc #kimetsu no yaiba headcanons #demon slayer headcanons #demon slayer au #kimetsu no yaiba au #hantengu clones #upper moons #urogi smut #demon slayer x you #demon slayer x reader #demon slayer smut

[superjumpintomyheart]

Ayo ,So would it be possible to get some Mariver (Marie x Shiver) Hcs up in here? (With possibly some mutual pinning at first?)

yo mariver is a very cute ship <3 i think i posted some hcs about them before (or maybe i forgot and its in my drafts whoops i think i posted it tho) but i shall give you the pining!! Story mode spoilers for obvious reasons

Marie and Shiver first meet when Deep Cut is like trying to bandit everything in alterna right but oh my god imagine Marie's internal gay panic when she sees Shivers gay ass "Even sharks call me cold blooded..." and the flick of their fan?!?!?

To everyone else (except maybe Callie) she looks completely normal but on the inside Marie's heartbeat just skyrocketed and she's just standing there like :0

Love at first sight essentially lmao

Deep Cut is too focused on making their presence known that Shiver doesn't really get to take in Marie's presence until they decide to work together and they realize agent 1 and 2 are THE squid sisters

I think Shiver would have had like a celebrity crush on Marie during the height of the squid sisters popularity and then it definitely dies down once they start promoting solo and taking a break from music, so when Shiver actually meets Marie - not Marie of the squid sisters - they're starting to crush on her for real

thankfully after deciding to team up, deep cut and the squid sisters aren't trying to splat each other for territory anymore so they start to hang out casually as friends

then that turns into just Marie hanging out with Shiver and eventually one of them starts joking about "oh we're going on a lunch date?"

and the other is like "haha yeah a date :)"

they wouldn't even realize they've been flirting with each other this whole time, they just have massive crushes on each other and are too caught up in liking the other person they dont even think about if the other likes them back

i think Shiver would be the one to say something first because they just can't hold it back anymore and they tell Marie, "You're incredible and I really like you in more than a friend way, but it's okay if you don't feel the same-"

Marie has to interrupt like, "wait- you like me? I thought I was the one liking you??"

and they laugh and realize they've been so oblivious to the other person's flirtatious behavior (bc both of them are kind that way in general around anyone)

after they talk about their silly little crushes on each other they officially ask each other out and start formally "dating" as significant others <3

bonus: callie and frye have been meeting up with each other while mariver is on their not-dates and talking about how the two of them are so in love but they are absolutely oblivious, so they make a bet, frye saying shiver will confess first, callie saying marie will confess first, and whoever wins gets all you can eat crusty sean's for a day. frye is obviously very happy with her win.

#splatoon #splatoon ask #splatoon 3 #splatoon deep cut #deep cut splatoon #deep cut #marie cuttlefish #marie splatoon #shiver splatoon #mariver #shiver x marie #marie x shiver #callie cuttlefish #callie splatoon #frye splatoon #splatoon 3 story mode #splatoon 3 spoilers

[blamebonk]

uuu..... i tried to send an ask just now and i dont think it worked....... sorry if you get two in your inbox!!

But thank u for sharing HCs (not the original anon but just a hc enthusiast.....) i'd love to hear any more you have for Beel! Or perhaps Lord Diavolo.... he's a very fun character to me

ORRRR, perhaps, any takes on the Devildom/the realms, if youre into thinking about the worldbuilding side..... fank youuou ^_^ i give funny image in exchange

LMAO THANK U!!! I’ll take ur image and give you world building thoughts because that sparked something in my brain

Devildom headcanon talk!

Devildom is so super fun so I like to think the demons come in literally every shape and size, some don’t look human and don’t really have a human form ( more like minotaurs or some deep sea creature). Like okay Beel and Diavolo are big but there’s bigger!

There’s also demons out there that are there purely to harm and kill and there’s no school program or threats from royalty that could change them. Demons like those are like…human world cryptids, a lot of biblical sort of horror too as well.

Now that I think about it ( pretty sure this isn't canon like at all??) but the brothers def weren’t the only angels to fall and I guuuessss some of those guys could have also turned into good ol human looking demons….but I think there’s more that don’t have any ‘humanity’ in them. Not powerful enough to fully survive falling in a way... they look like, freaky as fuck HAHA

Like imagine you’re the human exchange student it’s like your 3rd night here and you look out your window and YOO!! A figure at your window, it’s got a deathly complexion but you can almost feel it’s heart beating from here and it feels like you know them and they're telling you to open the window PLEASE just open the window- they need help- the window- there’s a pounding now it’s eyes are burning into your vision-- oh omg mammons here telling you to come out and eat dinner! Stupid human!

Like I’m not good at horror or writing but you get I’m i'm 'gettin at? more brain vom under here!

So there’s creepy scary demons in devildom and also ones that are spooky but you sit next to em at lunch!! Succubus, incubus, demons of ice, demons of fire, demons with two heads, some with six arms…. Demons the size of houses and some the size of Luke.. some chick you passed in the hall looked really slimy but that could have just been a potion accident ..?? And more with specific powers and stuff!

Maybe I’m injecting a little too much silly fantasy Halloween cartoon special into this but like…is that not fun to think abt? HAHAE

I don’t think ALL these demons go to RAD so I bet Diavolo takes Mc with him on a trip outside of the city one day and is like “ we’ll have a lovely brunch outside with Hebulaie !!” Or something and Hebulaie is 20x TIMES DIAVOLOS' SIZE? LIKE NO WONDER WE’RE OUTISIDE!!

One of Beel’s fangol teammates has a cow head and another looked completely human until he turned around and had warthog tusks.

Brothers aren't exempt either! they're some of the most powerful demons out there. they can't seem human forever. Belphie gives me boogey man vibes, you see the outline of some darker figure at right outside your door in the dark ass hallway and it's like not moving at all. you can sorta make out features but its warped and too dark.... then it fuckin MOVES and u freak the hell out. Belphie snickers at you and hops in bed. ( i would maul him immediately )

When you're trying to sneak up the stairs the attic to figure out why you've been having dreams that wake you up in tears, you get a weird feeling and look down the stairs and are met with Lucifer staring right up at you and directly into your soul eheh.

One of Mammon's poker buddies has an arm made of gold, they can't move it or brake it off since it came from a curse of greed. They will tell you the whole story about how the object that cursed him RIGHTFULLY belongs to him!! you think that's why they're still cursed.

All demons have a few forms too, not just the regular human one with wings or tail! Leviathan probably has a sea serpent form bigger than Lotan...Asmo with a centipede like form,, so many hands and legs...ouhrhhggg

there’s demons but there’s also mythical fauna and flora!!! Like centaurs, fairies, jackalope…but also strange shit like a goat that can eject it’s organs out and you’re like “what’s the purpose of that” ‘n Satan tells you “ it’s carnivorous”…as if that explains anything!!?!?

The gay plant from the white day event that specifically goes after demon noses GHAHA i like to think some devildom florist is probably growing some of and advertising them as a fun prank gift...also the amount of harmful things that target or can be used to target humans that are in every day demon life... so fun!!

you know the weird scenarios that happen in adventure time? like the episode where this group of blank eyed girls scare the hell out of finn and jake and it's just really strange but ultimately harmless? stuff like that happens all the time in Devildom LMAO tons of weird unexplainable things happen and most the time it's like,,,okay going to move on with my day now i guess.

I just realized you said REALMS so i wanna add that the human realm isn't devoid of these things. as much as Dia, Barbs, and Luci may try there are alot of demonic things that live in the human realm. I believe the Sorcerers Society + witch covens are a big part of cover up and 'care'. I like to think that makes Solomon's and Mc's time up in the human realm very interesting, especially when Mc becomes his apprentice! Mc gives the brothers SO many gray hairs.

That's all i have right now, i hope that's what you were askin for? I'd love to hear yours and others HC's and input too!! i'm also a HC enthusiast

#obeyme #obey me headcanons #ask response #sorry if theres typos #i type like a maniac #tried to to get all over the place with my thoughts #only got one ask btw! you're all goof! #meant to say good but that works too

[wvbaandtheboys]

thinking about dahlia talking MAD shit about the girls behind their backs when she’s alone

like dahlia seems like such a benevolent endearing dumb dumb but the sheer envy she has to hold back in front of the other girls is fucking CRAZY

like she wouldn’t go after anyone else besides dollie (unless she felt the urge to, as in if they pissed her off whether intentionally or by accident, her thing is all about jealousy towards everyone she thinks will ruin her chances of becoming famous like dollie after all) but god if she did it would be such a shitshow

catch dahlia talking shit about adarna, mane, luna (not a fame thing, think of it more like luna’s just caught in the crossfires of her anger), bessie, and ESPECIALLY dollie, and any other person that gets on her nerves (boxer or not, fame is her main motivator but she’s also just. a mean bitch you know?)

since I’m feelin it lemme write examples!

“Mane Event?…. Mane… Event? …Mane… MAIN Event? Heheh!” Dahlia giggles, feeling her teeth grit. “Silly, silly Miss Event… You’re a sideshow at best!”

“I mean come on! You wear that ugly piece of porcelain you call a mask, and then you have the nerve to mock all the other girls. Especially Big Sis Dollie… Oh, what a bully… what a meanie!…”

“…Heeheehee. So really, who would ever even wanna be around a nasty, trashy piece of garbage like you? Let alone like you? And when someone tells you that truth, suddenly you can’t say anything for yourself. I bet you even cry underneath that mask you wear… what a sad bitch you are. I’m gonna make you know why you don’t mess with Big Sis… just you wait, Miss Event.. Playtime’s over.”

“Aww… Miss Adarna is soooooo sweet. How could you hate such a kind, beautiful girl like her? Everything about her is just so pretty! Her hair, her face, her eyes, her clothes, her voice… She really is like a bird…”

“…Oh yeah, I hear her voice a lot. Cause birdies love singing. But I hear her crying instead. Crying because someone hurt her feelings or did something mean to her… and whenever she starts, it’s almost like she has people rushing to her… doing whatever she wants like she’s a wailing little girl…”

“Maybe some people think she’s so precious that they have to put her on a little pedestal… After all, she clearly doesn’t like being bullied… But! Maybe people would stop being so mean to her if she stood up for herself! I mean, why is she a boxer if she doesn’t protect herself when they’re mean to her? She’s got a strong body, but such a pathetic mind and heart.”

“Nope! Instead of standing up for herself like a lady, she just cries, and cries, and cries. It’s like she knows she won’t do anything and just wants everyone to do the job of protecting her for her…! Haha! Oh silly Miss Adarna, what a wimp! I’m surprised that anyone even talks to a crybaby like you.”

“Since you looooooove crying so much, and you just looooove having people come to snuggle and coo at you that everything’s gonna be okay, I’ll give you a reason to cry!”

“In fact, I’ll make you cry so much that your eyeballs will be all puffy and you’ll get a splitting headache! Not a dainty little sob that you’d usually do, a full on ugly cry! And I’ll even film it for you! So everyone will see how much of a spineless, helpless idiot you really are!”

“So who cares if I’m a bad toy? I’ll do anything to outshine Big Sis Dollie. And if any of those brainless, dolled-up morons think they’re gonna stop me from getting there and overtaking that freak?… Ehe! I’ll just have to ruin them along the way! That’s easy! I’m real sneaky when it comes to playing tricks! Everyone thinks I’m sweet as pie, and I am! But if you’re a naughty kid and treat a toy the wrong way, they’ll always remember even if you think they’ve forgotten! And trust me, I don’t forget anything you do to me! No matter what, Dahlia will always remember… Always.”

I wish I was more creative with the insults but this is the best I got 😭 uhh lemme just credit those creators rq but I wont ping them

Mane Event belongs to the swaggy @/sukippershipper

Adarna belongs to the wonderful @/nesssblog

#punch out!! #super punch out #punch out oc #doting dahlia #rocky rambles

[scarlet-ancunin]

We know when desire wears the meow meow outfit they have a tail but what if they have a tail regardless of what outfit they wear like just imagine how adorable it would be, like if they're jealous you could tell bc they have their tail wrapped around your waist or leg or when you're laying with them in bed they wrap their tail around your ankle. Desire with a tail is just an adorable thought, ooh imagine when desire is feeling in a more spicy mood they use their tail to slightly rub in between your legs!

I think we as a fandom need to incorporate that headcanon into fics more often

LMAO, I LOVE THIS and it matches with another request from another anon who also wants to see Desire's version of being in "cat form" just like Dream. sooo I pictured him being a black Siamese Cat with Gold eyes but with piercing eyes, not those regular cute ones haha

Other Anons Req: OK, so maybe a Cat!Desire headcanon? Because, we saw Dream as a cat, but we all know Desire totally also has a cat form, right? Right...? I'm the only one who is in love with the meow-meow outfit. :p

prepare for a long @$$ fic lmaooo, nsfw as well you unhinged hoes lmao

Word Count: 1523

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My Cat Is An Endless

It was a stormy night and you were going home after your shift at work. you spotted a black Siamese Cat walking in the dry area of some store covers it walked oddly as if it owned the where ever they walked it was cute. you noticed that they had no collar and they looked very healthy. You always wanted to have a cat but the ones at the shops and ones in the shelter just didn't do it for you but this one was perfect.

Your longing was strong enough that the black cat stops and turned its head to look up at you their eyes were gold and piercing and you were mesmerized by how they looked. you kneeled down covering them and yourself from some of the rain. "would you like to come home with me little guy?" the black Siamese stared at you for a long moment as if contemplating if they should.

you didn't know what you were in for the moment they lept into your coat and you both rushed home. Desire was walking around the streets in the form of a cat since no one will pay mind to this form however when they felt such a strong urge from someone behind them, they had to look at the one feeling this desire.

they recalled seeing you before and knew what you longed for and seeing that they bumped into you once more made them more curious. so they decided to "play" along.

Desire knew more about you than they thought they would with how you always vent to them about everything and told them about your good days and your bad days, held them close when you were sad or cried, and play with their hair when you were happy and wanted to make your cat happy. it was something that drew desire close they literally were the key to your happiness. Oh if only you knew your Cat was an endless.

the days you worked Desire was in their normal form walking around in their "meow meow" outfit and walking around humming low they ate some fruits and sat by the window they would throw the cat food out the window for some stray to eat and sometimes they left to take care of things since they were an endless after all. But they always made it back in time. "hmm sometimes I wish you were human...." you said pouting cutely looking at the cat who was gazing at you as if they were amused. "hey don't look at me like that, it's just a silly wish" you giggle "I bet if you were you would want me to play with your hair a lot haha" you giggle and went to bed laying down.

the next day you woke up to someone playing with your hair and you jolt up seeing a very beautiful and handsome person laying beside you, their eyes were gold and they too had black cat ears and a black tail. "why hello there~" they spoke their voice sultry and smooth voice. your heart beats faster and your face is red. "w-what who are you how did you get in here and why are you wearing that outfit on my bed" you said moving back and falling off your bed. their chuckle sent shivers down your spine even though you were shocked by this whole situation. they roll until they were looking at you upside down "You wanted me here, that is what you desired" they noticed your confused face and grin "I am Desire of the Endless....I am the Cat you picked off the streets I am the one that makes you want things" as they spoke it was like certain things clicked and your face turned redder "i-i was talking to an immortal being this whole time" you squeaked. they simply giggle "I do enjoy your little venting sessions and head pats if that is what you're worried about" they spoke watching you come closer "will you still stay," you asked looking down at them while they looked up at you "if that is what you want yes" you lean down and kiss them suddenly.

Ever since that time, you learned more about Desire or rather whatever they felt like sharing. and you played with their hair being correct that they liked it when you play with it. you noticed even though your endless lover was in "human" form they still behaved like a cat. when you pet their tail on rare occasions they would purr low before becoming silent like they just got caught.

another time was while you were watching tv your favorite actor came on and you giggle "isn't he dreamy" you said watching them act perfectly and you suddenly felt their tail wrap around your waist even though they were silent. you giggled noticing they were jealous "you know just because he is dreamy doesn't mean they are better than you Desire. Besides my lover is literally perfect in every way"

they blush faintly and pulled you into a soft and gentle kiss and you hum lightly. when you both cuddle you felt their tail wrap around your ankle and you would hold them close laying your head on their chest. "i love you" they chuckle "I love me too" you pout cutely and nip their chest hard and they hiss softly their tail drifting from your ankle and moving up and between your legs rubbing you slowly with their tail.

"D-desire," you said blushing and they made you look at them "I will show you how much I love you y/n" with that, they kissed you deeply moving to be above you now leaning down and nipping your earlobe between their teeth and you grunt softly sliding your hands up and through their hair. tugging lightly. their hand slips past the waistband of your pants, making the skin burn where their hands touched.

they teased you with light strokes now smirking suddenly "my you are excited~" they said alluringly and kissed you deeply once more dominating the kiss immediately slipping their tongue past your lips. they enjoyed the moans and mewls you were doing. " i can take you right now~" they would say and you look up at them panting lightly "P-please i'll be good Desire" "oh i know you will love"

They shift so you were now straddling them leaning forward and taking one of your nipples into their mouth and you gasped holding them close and moving to grind against their obvious bulge. "can i ride you" you said Desire nows "go ahead who am i to stop what you long for the most." you blush deeply and watched them move to align themself with your entrance.

You made eye contact with them as you lifted yourself over them, gripped the base of their shaft, and slowly lowered yourself onto them. You threw your head back with a moan when you took all of them inside of you, relishing the stretch and warmth. Desire being who they are purrs in delight at how tight you were.

You waited a moment longer to adjust to their size before you lifted yourself up and dropped down again. You developed a steady rhythm soon enough, starting to go faster now that you had found the perfect angle, Desire held your waist tight their nails were surely going to leave a mark. you were a moaning mess and Desire was enjoying every bit of it their own desires now engulfing you both

you bit your lip so hard you nearly bled when they began to roll their hips up to meet yours. You cursed, moving faster and going down harder now, and Desire thrust up into you at the same pace, making every thrust more intense. It was good-- so good.

Suddenly their hand moved up to your neck gripping your throat, one hand moved to their wrist the other still resting on their chest you moan when they squeezed your neck suddenly. you whimpered, Your every breath was labored, and it only made the sensations in your body feel stronger. they tightened their grip on your neck further, thrust once, twice, three times into you harder until they felt you reach your orgasm. they pounded you through your orgasm and didn’t slow down once you were finished. they released your neck, and you gasped for a breath. before leaning down and kissing Desire deeply feeling their tail wrap around your leg still thrusting into you.

They would break away from it to bite your shoulder as their rhythm became faulty and their thrusts drove impossibly deeper inside of your tight heat. You whispered little encouragements to them and tugged on their hair. they groaned and came, and you rolled your hips down onto them gently so that they could ride it out.

"I love you too y/n, just don't test me~," they said and you were holding them close laying beside them feeling their tail rest on your leg thigh. "hmm maybe I will if this is what you do my perfect Kitten"

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[theomnicode]

im curious- do you think saitama has romantic love on the mind at all? is romantic love a high priority for him(after all, he's only human) or do you think that personal connections is all he needs to create fulfillment and meaning in his life? i personally dont know if he could even be in a relationship, he's so depressed. i think his deep relationship with genos(whether platonic or romantic) is what makes him want to move forward and live and grow... i dont think that their relationship being platonic would make it any less deep tbh.

anyway i ask this because a lot of people, especially reddit, is so focused on who saitama wants to date when im not really sure if thats in the cards for him. i also dont think the only alternative to the silly psychic sisters/saitama ships is saigenos, as much as i enjoy it. what do you think as someone who is a lot more involved in this fandom? i think your analysis is always very interesting to read and would love to hear your thoughts, sorry for rambling so much lol x

Oh do I think Saitama has romance in mind?

Yes, yes I do in fact, I have made bunch of meta centered around Saitama and romance and it has been asked of me in the past and I cannot even recall every single one, you'd probably have a to dig a lot. But most notable hints are ofc the media Saitama consumes, which center strictly around both romance and battle shounen and shoujo specifically. One doesn't really consume media on their free time if it holds no interest to them.

Saitama being romantic at heart

Love is in the air

Saitama's journey in self-confidence

And literally pertaining this:

Me when people say Saitama doesn't seem like the romantic type

But it's not just limited to that, but also the amount of shoujo elements and romantic elements in seinen, like sunsets, sparkles, late night dinners, cozy slice of life, romantic outros (ending anime songs), references, you name it.

Reason why it's so appealing to the female demographic in japan I bet when most of OPM fans are ladies instead of guys in there, or so I've heard haha.

Also, Saitama is depressed yes, but he's finding a lot of help to his depression from the people around him, the lack of connections being one of the biggest reasons for his depression after all as he says in the King chapter. Not having relatability with others causes him to feel Othered by the society itself and not know how to live in it.

Tbh, I'd personally want him to find more happiness in life like he wants in the audiobooks. :)

I'd be kinda sad if he didn't find that kind of fullfillment eventually. That and it would definitely break my heart if Genos found nothing but platonic response from Saitama, after all and everything he has done so far. But such is life sometimes. It doesn't make their relationship less deeper even if they did nothing, but still. :/

(Tbh Genos hasn't been very platonic in a long while lol, he even borrowed Saitama's underwear in hotpot as Murata-sensei said. It's hard to not notice and I think Saitama has.)

I just think Sai is very subtle lol. But we'll see if he actually gets physically affectionate with Genos, then you know for sure hah.

Genos already armless glomped him, we need a glomp back to get even.

But yea, if I saw a good dynamic for Saitama specifically, I might also check out that avenue in terms of shipping. I just don't personally think romantic SaiBuki or SaiTats are my thing. Some people ship SaiKing which is wholesome but again, I tend to personally think them as great friends. SaiAmai would be...interesting. I'd like to see more of Amai-mask in general, their chemistry and how their character dynamic evolves. One fling man? Genos would disagree.

One of my friends ships Sonsai (zombieman x saitama) which I think is a fun dynamic because they're both quite funny characters. But again, I need to see more of their chemistry to get into it myself.

I have something else in mind though, but I kinda wanna see more of this character first. No it's not Suiko or anybody you'd be able to guess.

I'll give that person a cookie if they can guess who I am refering to without outside assistance lol.

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[haysprite]

question: what do you think frank and Julie's relationship is like?

Oh my goodness, okay, Anon, I hope you know I've spent the whole time mulling over this as I've tried to figure out how to put everything into words lmao. I have so much I wanna talk about with them, but I'm gonna try and limit myself here cause some shit just needs to be drawn instead. Once again, might be disorganized, but it's fine as long as I get the idea across haha. Also, disclaimer to everyone, pls remember THIS IS JUST MY OPINION AND INTERPRETATION ! I'm workin with what we got so far, and while I'm excited to see what the comic will bring in terms of these two, this is what I personally believe at this current moment in time lmao. Alrighty, with that outta the way, let's dive in.

First things first, I just wanna get it out that I believe they are a fucking POWER couple. These two are able to read each other like an open book due to how close they are. They tell each other everything, know each other's boundaries super well (as well as respect them), and are honestly pretty inseparable. It would take a LOT to break them apart. They get in fights, ofc, like any young couple, but they always make up in the end cause they don't like being mad at each other and can't stand being apart.

It didn't take them long to grow close after they first met! They hit it off really well from the beginning, but I wouldn't say it was a love at first sight kinda thing? More like, besties at first sight (seeing as how Julie was immediately intrigued by Frank), and then fall in love later cause of how close they become. I feel like after the first party that Frank showed up to, that's just how they'd spend every one of Julie's parties together. They'd join in on the fun at first, but then sneak away to just be alone.

They love to spend hours talking to each other, just the two of them discussing whatever topic comes to mind first. They'll take long walks together, or stay up all night just holding each other, never wanting to let go. Some nights they'll go wreck havoc together, with or without Joey and Susie, feeling like they're unstoppable when with the other.

You can't convince me that they don't show a lot of PDA either lmaoo. Hand holding, kissing, cuddling, you name it! They want everyone to know that they're together, and that their partner is THEIR'S. Julie loves to sit on Frank's lap a lot and get piggy back rides from him. She just loves to be held in his arms, feeling safe and protected by him. They fall asleep together a lot, and sometimes Julie will wake up being suffocated by Frank cause he's holding her super tightly.

When it came to them actually admitting their feelings toward one another, I feel like it honestly came pretty naturally. There wasn't any big confession scene or whatever, they just kinda realized they liked each other due to their constant "friendly" flirting, kissed, and then moved forward from there lmao. I will say tho, before this happened, Julie was constantly talking to Susie, asking her whether or not she thought Frank liked her. Susie had to stifle a laugh every damn time cause she thought it was pretty obvious, but she's not one to speak cause of her and Joey. Frank, on the other hand, never said a damn thing to Joey, but Joey knew. He could sense it. Also Joey and Susie probably made bets on who would confess first let's be reallll.

Friendly bickering/bullying would play a huge part in their relationship as well. They'd both bug each other by doing harmless stuff that they knew the other would get annoyed or pissy about. They would never take it too far, though, since they never wanted to actually hurt the other. They just wanted to have fun and be silly. Lotta fun pranks and all that jazz. Most of the time they'd cause shit together on other people, though. One of their favorite pass times is probably seeing who could steal the most valuable shit in a short amount of time from shops or houses, just a little game they'd play. Neither of them would try too hard to impress each other as well.

In, short, they fucking love each other. Frank and Julie are each other's ride or die, and they would never do anything to hurt the other. They cause a lot of mayhem, and overall enjoy each other's company. They're in love and you can't convince me otherwise. Thank you for coming to my DBD Talk 🤭💞

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[pix3lplays]

Okay so I watched Billy Kids trailer and he seems like such a silly guy. Personally would love to have him as a brother (better get my blessing if youse ever marry/j)

ANYWAYS

Seems like the type to overly hype you up, like it's too much you'd think you're about to go into battle but it's just a talent show. At least it works??

He also seems to be the type to cry at Disney movies ngl, you ask him if he's crying and he's like

"NO...something just got into my eye :(("

Alsoalso, he seems competitive in games. Like he'll try his hardest to win in Mario Kart and be all pouty if u beat him, if ur his lover he might feel better if you give him a small smooch tho.

Also uses those emoticons a lot. U may get texts like (if ur dating)

"Smooch incoming ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡"

"Running to hug you, open the door ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ"

"I MISS U BABE ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥)‧º·"

Anyways, that's more of my impression on Billy Kid now from 1 photo and after watching his trailer. I won't be downloading ZZZ due to storage so ofc this may not be accurate but it's fun to think of how someone is like before knowing them haha

-Signed: Argentis Spouse

Argentis Spouse hiiii!! Please let me marry your brother, I promise I’ll treat him SO well~

I saw comments saying he seems to be Deadpool inspired, which I can definitely see, but he also reminds me of my beloved Vash the Stampede haha. Something something dressed in red and High-Energy. Also there’s this scene in the original Trigun where Vash is crushing on a woman, and she refers to him as “Spot” like he was a dog. She says “Come along, Spot,” and he responds by BARKING and chasing after her. That level of simp…it reminds me of Billy😭😭😭😭😭😭

Anyways. Gonna actually address everything in order this time, unlike classic Pix~

Oh yes he’d definitely overly hype you up, WHATEVER it is. For example, for whatever reason you needed a drive to work or something. And he’s just hyping you up the whole time he’s driving you…oh my gosh now I’m thinking about how bad he is at driving haha. He’s always looking over at you and not paying much attention…EYES ON THE ROAD, BILLY. Also he believes in the “our song” thing. So when your song comes on the radio…you can BET he’s rolling down the windows and blasting it, haha. He gets so excited too, “Babe, it’s our song!!” (Also I bet he has a boombox.)

Crying at Disney movies, yes absolutely. You watch Up and he’s like WHY are we watching this it is SO SAD?? And you feel bad that it’s making him sad but you promise it has a happy ending. He was getting SO emotional at Toy Story 3 (I KNOW it’s PIXAR but WHATEVER LOL) you had to pause so he could compose himself…also, one time he gave you his phone so you could choose a playlist, and you saw one simply titled, “Motivation” so you pressed it and it was just Disney songs.

A very competitive gamer, that’s so cute~you’re playing Mario Kart and he does that thing where he leans in the direction he turns in the game. Which is fine unless you’re sitting right next to him haha, you’re like DUDE quit LEANING on me-!! Doesn’t matter if it’s Mario Kart or Super Smash Bros or whatever, he loses to you soundly quite often, even when you let him make the rules. Sometimes he gets frustrated enough to try and cheat, haha…whether that’s him trying to cover your eyes or tickle you or something…he wants to WIN and the method doesn’t MATTER. Even funnier if you’re not competitive at all, just better at video games than him. Maybe just…lose on purpose if you don’t want him messing with you? But yes you can always kiss his losses better~

Awwww the emoticons, I love that~with a reader who’s like me and doesn’t know how to use emoticons haha…he’s got these super cute elaborate emoticons he sends and reader is just like “Thanks :) Love you too ;)”

I don’t NEED another game but…the silly cyborg has completely captured my heart, I WANT him.

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