‘I watch Naval Fiction for the plot.’
The plot:
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every inch is sailing homeward
Mal/Nikolai | Rated T | No Archive Warnings
Mal enjoys being at sea. It's not just because of a certain privateer, right?
(The privateer *does* remember his name, as it turns out.)
Written for @bones-for-sure for the Grishaverse Rarepair Exchange.
Header by @bettycooper.
Read on AO3
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Men On Boats by FotoFling Scotland
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Men on Boats is basically crazy person Powell brings his crazy brother Old Shady to go exploring with a bunch of other crazy men and also there's water and rocks and DEFINITELY a bunch of men going on Boats and then it just Ends.
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Etho slab and big beans 💚💛❤️⚓️
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This Valentine's day, travel to Genosha together! ♥♣♦♠
And who's that, soaring with the gulls?
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i love the comparison between what QSMP did to Philza and what Double Life & ESMP 2 has done to Joel
like
Philza: I am a STRAIGHT MAN in a PLATONIC relationship with Missa. PLATONIC husbands. *hides aggressively gay rp away* I kissed him.. BECAUSE of the CHALLENGE. TOTALLY didn't mean anything. Nope, my character is NOT simping.
Kristin: This is my husband Philza, and that's Philza's husband Missa, and that's Phil's boyfriend Fit, and that's his other boyfriend Etoiles
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Joel: Hey BABE *blows kiss at Jimmy* Oh hi Sausage, i'm here to drop off OUR CHILD *pats Hermes on the head* EEFOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU SOOOO OBSESSED WITH MEEE??? *neck kisses intensify*
Lizzie: ... babe, calm down please
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Someone I knew in junior high turned out to be a wizard, so as a prank she decided to get rid of my past. Unfortunately she couldn't get it back. There was no government record of me ever existing, my bank account was never opened so I had no money, and the only people who remembered I ever existed were the (remorseful) wizard and the guys from my Gay Men's Chorus, who helped me sneak onto a boat so I could start fresh.
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Someone needs to put Joel and etho in a room together so they can sort out whatever is wrong with them because I never thought I'd say this but it is beginning to be too much
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Accordion-playing sailor, unknown date. Beautiful accordion.
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someone. appears to have uploaded the entireity of the terror to youtube?
if you want to bully people into watching it your time is now, I guess?
Hot diggetty pig!
Everyone watch this or I'll come to your house and make slightly hurtful remarks about your storage solutions. But I won't be held responsible for any subsequent obsessions relating to Men Suffering on Boats. It's a life-changing series and you'll just have to deal with the consequences of that yourselves.
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Smartphone Distraction by FotoFling Scotland
Via Flickr:
Grand Canal, Venice
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I had a dream that I was watching The Terror again and it was… a bit different.
There was a plot where Francis Crozier was pregnant. Not by Fitzjames, no; they weren’t close like that. I think by someone who was 1) a casual hookup and 2) dead. He was confiding in Fitzjames about it, though, and complaining of breast soreness. Fitzjames asked him if he was sure he was pregnant and he said yes, that he recognized the symptoms from when he was younger, and then told a story about how his mother had helped him get an abortion when he was a teenager so he could pursue his then-incipient naval career.
Unfortunately, in the dream, I was watching this version of The Terror with my father and brother and they were confused. “But he’s a man! How is such a thing possible?”
“Transgender,” I explained impatiently, because it was obvious this was the direction the show had gone with the character, even though the actor playing him was still cisgender actor Jared Harris.
“But still, no way this would happen,” I added. “I mean, look at him. He’s GOT to be post-menopausal.”
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Sailors doing laundry on the Swedish steam corvette Balder.
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