#mpreg joke

[sillybun33]

dumb shit ft @herebecritters’ oc Nergal

COMMISSIONS OPEN!!!

#cw mpreg #mpreg joke #htf flippy #htf oc #htf self insert #tadc pomni #john dory #trolls band together #happy tree friends #the amazing digital circus #my art #furry art #oc x canon #self ship #tw gore #tw blood #tw sharp objects

[im1on1something]

I would like to apologize for what I have made but Mpreg is so funny to me

#digital art #goofy little guy #tadc fanart #fanart #silly goofy mood #tadc kinger fanart #tadc kinger #i’m sorry #mpreg #mpreg joke #this is a joke #i’m so sorry #not serious #im a dumbass #mpreg funny #tadc meme #mpreg kinger

[beetlebil]

The bane of my existence under cut I'm killing myse

#korvo opposites #korvo #solar opposites #I LOVE HIM GRRRRRR #HAJDHDJDJDJDHFJFNFNNGKG STUPDI STUPDIE #mpreg joke dont kill me please #mpreg joke

[shittydirkdail]

Sure, why the fuck not. We're starting off this magical anon journey with some wholesome Dirk Strider content.

Shitty magic anon asks: 1/5

#/j #well this exists now #dirk strider #lil seb #jane crocker #shitty dirk dail #homestuck #asks #magic anon #hel1anthus-annuus #mpreg joke

[iveeaten3humanorganz]

If… if I, a trans man gets pregnant.. does that mean… I’m mpreg?

#transgender #transmasc #trans boy #gay #lgbt #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #mpreg joke

[vampire-confessions]

Cishet couples will anounce “we’re pregnant”

Congrats on the mpreg out of solidarity. Xoxo

#mpreg joke

[dedusmuln]

yeah you support trans people but are you normal about trans men who choose to get pregnant

#i'm not a trans guy who evr wants to get pregnant but #the amount of queer ppl and other trans people i see joke around about like #how weird mpreg or men getting pregnant is #and use it as shock value shit #is really disheartening #like damn dude! it's almost like men CAN get pregnant and there IS a lot of men who choose to get pregnant ! #they don't deserve any less respect for that #and their existence shouldn't be made into a joke #ik mpreg doesn't have a great history but like #it just weirds me out to see people treat the idea of men getting pregnant as something baffling #idk normalize it. stop treating it as some weird alien thing #my textbox #a little bit upset. sorry #discourse #pregnancy #<- for filtering

[northernsunsets]

they forgot about the mpreg flower

bonus:

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #svsss fanart #mpreg #shang qinghua is only pregnant for the joke #i think he is freezing his dick off in mobei jun's hole #shen qingqiu knowing what mpreg is cracks me up

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Flagrant Favourism.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #This comic has been sitting on the back burner for months and I am thrilled to finally release it out into the wild. #Does it completely interrupt the tone that the last two comics set? Yeah it does. #There's an mpreg joke coming tomorrow so look forwards to that as well <3 Welcome to my comedy blog. #I really love thinking about the complicated nature of Jiang Fengmian's relationship with wwx! It has so many incredible layers #He is the son of two people he was close with! Two people who died and their remaining legacy- #-is this talented boy near your own son's age. How do you not desire to raise him to be happy and content? #JFM grieves every time he sees WWX and replaces that feeling with a compensatory affection. Where else can those feelings go? #JFM does not see wwx as a servant nor a son. He sees him as a reminder - as a replacement for a horrible hole in his heart.

[philsbrownquiff]

Guys, Phil is 37…. Debating if they’ll have kids or not is pointless he’s already too old to be getting pregnant without complications (geriatric pregnancy starts at 35), not to mention his health problems. Like Dan should’ve knocked him up years ago, they’re really past the point of no return. Sorry about it but they’re not stupid, they would’ve already done it if they were gonna

#does this joke even make sense #I really do not know #and I don’t know why I’m making it #mpreg #male pregnancy #lyd.og #phan #oh god that tag here is… oof #also obviously this whole post is dumb and you can get pregnant after 35 and blah blah blah #dan and phil

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 129

Danny, now an adult, has just moved to the city of Gotham. Actually he’s been an adult for a while, but every once in a while he has to end his life, at least legally, lest someone get suspicious. Usually whenever Dan or Ellie does an oopsie and pulls a firebird with being reborn through their core. 

So legally, one Danyal Nightingale, has just moved to Gotham to open a bakery (Thank you for the wonderful recipes and bonding Clockwork) while taking care of his practically newborn son Jordan. Of course Elnath- Ellie- had to pull a core retreat too, which is just his luck. 

It wouldn’t be a problem, but he’s trying to not be so broody. A ghost- even a half-ghost- carrying another core though, has instincts turned up to like, eleven. Which again, wouldn’t be much of a problem if not for someone falling into his dumpster late at night bleeding. A vigilante, which he’s sworn to stay away from that life years ago. And it’s not a lethal wound…

But his instincts are screaming to not let the person bleed all around his nest, and he knows from experience that it would continue to bother him. Which is how he ends up with Batman on his couch to Dan’s glee if the ghost chirps are to go by. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #potential spirit halloween #This is before Tim joined as robin but after Jason dies me thinks #Bruce is on a self destruction spiral and there was a lucky hit that managed to give him a concussion #He might cry a little when he first sees tiny baby Dan peeking at him from the crib #There's no proof of it though and he was out of it so it doesn't count #Danny is not impressed with this man's self destruction spiral #No you can't go back to wherever your base is you are sitting your ass down until your ribs are no longer bruised and youre not concussed #You can also just stay right there until breakfast is done you ancients damned idiot #Eventually Bruce will definitely realize the Nightingale family aren't human but for now he's stubbornly trying to leave #Normally when ghosts reform from cores they don't deage but that's not how it works for halfas who have living bodies #Hence them joking about it being like phoenixes or firebirds #does this count as mpreg??? #idk it's like 3am rn lol

[dkwark]

If I see any more Bro Strider mpreg.

ops

#homestuck #fanart #art #dave strider #bro strider #mpreg #joke #hs #sketch

[amiibo-king]

the trans allyship leaving ppls bodies when they see a pregnant man

#transphobia #transmasc #if i have to endure one more ''EW MPREG'' or ''haha pregnant man emoji'' joke from u ppl im gonna start biting #transandrophobia

[koscheyyy]

Fuck everything else we learned in the Intermezzo, i wanna know who got Kayne pregnant

#malevolent spoilers #malevolent podcast spoilers #malevolent podcast #malevolent intermezzo #intermezzo spoilers #kayne malevolent #been waiting a whole fucking month to make this stupid joke #mpreg canon in malevolent

[bunny-is-cute]

Angel: *holding baby spider kittens in his arms being a proud papa* Say hi daddy!

Husk: *looks at one of the kittens in particular with all white fur*

Husk: Who’s goddamn white baby is that?

Angel: This is your baby. He’s just light furred

Husk: *looks at other two kittens in Angel’s arms* Those two might be mine. Those two right there. But just because they look Husk, don’t mean they belong to Husk. But I don’t care what this baby looks like because this baby is rice-furred but not light furred.

Angel: *turns to the doctor* How strong were the drugs you gave him for his c-section?

Doctor: Oh very strong.

Husk: *recovering from c-section sedation after he gave birth to the kitten-spiders and is rambling like a madman*

Angel: I see…

#hazbin hotel #fanfiction #fanfic #hazbits #mentions of mpreg #surgery recovery #drug-implied #sedation #husk #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin anthony #this is just a joke #please don’t take this seriously #mpreg #husk was the pregnant one

[padawansuggest]

JediTok - Letting My Padawan Hold My New Baby For The First Time

26yo Obi-Wan: *laying in a hospital bed and filming Anakin sitting on the end of it with baby Cal in his lap* What do you think of your new brother, Ani?

Anakin: *dubiously holding Cal to his chest while Quinlan starts to help Aayla onto the bed next to them* He’s… cute?

Quinlan: I think that’s polite Kenobi teachings for ‘potato face’. What about you, Aayla, what do you think of your new brother?

Aayla: *was just woken up two minutes ago, looks at swaddled baby in shock* Where are his arms?

Tholme: :) yeah, she’s definitely Quinlan’s. Wow.

Obi-Wan: Think of the chaos this will cause, mixing our genes like this. Wow. He’s gonna start AND finish wars.

Qui-Gon: I’m already shaking in fear you didn’t have to drop that one on me :/

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #quinobi #quinlan vos #Mpreg #cal kestis #aayla secura #JediTok #spacetok #Dooku and Shmi are waiting outside cause the room is already over capacity lmao #don’t worry the whole fam is there to try and steal him #Quinlan starts them Obi finishes them #that’s not even a joke that’s just them in canon lmao